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Pamwr W&Uem and Nob. One of the rany anecdo-ter in re lation to "Pars>n Waller" :o he was familiarly known by his people was in regord :to a negro man -he owned. Bob was very fond of fresh milk and butter and as was the custom in that day ithe milk was kept in a milk thouse at the spring builc so that the cool rwa ter of the spring would flow around the jars. He missed much milk and butter frox. the spring house tand sus pecting Bob as the .thief, and rwent to work to catch him. One hot day at noon he and Mrs. Wallern walked down to .the spring. Seeing the door ajar he attempted to .go in but was i ,prevented by Bob rushing out. Bob,' hearing them coming had hastily oon cealed the butter he had appropriated under his hat. As he .rushed past Mr. Wallern he struck at him and hit Bob on th-e head and had his 'hand covered wi.th soft butter. In consternation at what he thought he had .done, killed Bob, held up his hand to this wife and said, "Mammy ish dot prains?" Bob made his escape but continued to feast at times on 'the parson's butter. Ip Nearly every woman would. like her husband to be a poet -were it not for the fact -that she would then be a poet's wife. Pointed Paragraphs. + Chicago News. Remember that kind words never leave scars. Brains and impudence are a com bination hard 'to defeat. Beware of the flatterer; he always ha an object1r view. Some women love wisely, but most men are not loved any too well. Fortum; i ely thie dhild doesn't realize that he is the fa*heto ithe man A profane min takes to the'tail time ber Ahen the'patiei man begins to say thinps. Silence is godii:.-whioh may' ac count for the Teafi-and 'hungry'appear ance of the average- ma red man's :i rse. Pointed Paragraphs. Chicago News.. Many a womisi%~ hair is not as gold en eas it is plheid. Every man 15 iifwi h best husband firte?wWrld. It is easier to taboaki'ruliIin " kind .with love iAhit is 'to do it When the Msg guj' fais' be" con.d siders tihe man who succeeds a lucky-/ fool. Life is shoriat 1bet-and perhaps that is the best thing that can be said .abou't it. Even the man w!ho hoots at super stition is apt to refuse a loan of $13 to some of his acquaintances on Fri day. Everything may not be for the 'best, but we should try 'to make the best of everything. - Occasionally a man makes light of Ihis troubles by lighting cigars with 'his unreceipted bills. Reflections Of A Bachelor. New York Press. A gi'rl never likes a man to hug her if anybody is going 'to know about it. A good way not to get excited is not to try to explain to your .wife what you are going to vote for. A woman doesn't have to know very musch tio know enough to pre tend she knows less than the men she picks out 'to flatter. About the time a man begins to realize that be can't understand his own ohildren he has to begin to learn the same 'ting about his grandchiil dren. The First Dyspeptic. Tommy's father was troubled with dyspepsia 'and .took two tablerts after each meal, as prescribed by the physi cian. On Sunday, after Tommy had at tended Sunrday school as usual, he watched h.is father take his custom, ary dose attilue dinner trable, 'and then s'aid: "Papa, Moses was the first man to have dyspepsia, wasn't he?" "I don't know, Tommy, why?"re plied his father. "Because," said iTommy, " the teacher read in the Bible today that the Lord giave Moses two tablets." A diplomsatiic young girl is one who can inform a slow young man that it is time to say "good night" without telling hiim. A gaod way to be fooled a'bou't your son's virtues is to think you are fooling him aout yours. Getting Facts. Detroit News. The census taker rapped at the door of the little farm house and opened his long book. A plump girl of about 18 came to the door and blinked at him stupidly. "How many people live !here?" he began. "N*-obody lives here. We are only staying through the hot seison." "But how many ar, h,re?" "I'm here. iather's in the wodshed and Bill is-,, "See here nr girl I want to know how many inmates are in This house. Hiow many people slept here last night?" "Nobody slept here, sir. I had the toothache dreadful, and my little brother had the stomach ache, and the new hand that's helping us got sun burned so on his back that he has blis ters -the size of eggs, and we all took on so that nobody slept a wink all night long." Obeyed The Specialist's Order.s The !Tatler. A celebrated Continental specialist, to whom time was literally money, and who was possessed of a fiery tem per, made it a rule that all patients should undress before entering his onsulting room so as not to waste ny of his valuable time. One day a meek looking little man entered with all his clothes on. "What do you mean by coming in like that?" asked bhe doctor, in a rage. "Go and strip at once." "But I-" faltered .the man. "I -tell you I've no time to twaste," Frelled the doctor; and the poor man eff the room in haste. When his turn :ame' he reentered the' room. "Now, en" saMid .the doctof "that's betfei-: MVat',can I do-or you?" "I called to: ,collect your- subscrip ion for the benevolent society." When a girl has curly hair it is a ;ign she does not think much of the )eauty of girls who haven't. A young man married is a man )roke for the rest of his days. Notice'-is he?sbf giva~ tha the obks of~ re iaifior idth?Towr )NWbefleny,S. C.. are'noiropeas ~d'hteunde sigded as -Su2ervrisor of Regstration for: said town' wilt keep aid books open every' day from 9 L. mn., until 5 p. mn., (Sundays ex :epted), including the 1st .day of De :ember, 1905. Eugene S. Wer'ts, Supervisor of Registration. BTOTCE TO CREDITORS AND OF' FINAL SETTLEMENT. You 'will take notice that the under ;igned as Executor of the last will and esament of Ned Whitter, deceased, will ma-ke a final settlement of the aid estate in the Probate Court on 'ovember 15, 1905. All persons liclding claims agai'ns't said estate must present same duly attested to the undersigned on or before said late. Charles J. P,urcell Executor of the last will and testa ment of Ned Witter, deceased. Newberry, S. C., Oct. 12, 1905. EXECUTORS' SALE OF PERSON AL PROPERTY. At the la'te residence of Henry Sheely, deceased, near Little Moun1 ta, we the undersigned executors of said deceased will on tihe io. day of November, 1905 at 1o o'clock a. mn. sell de personal property of which said ideceased died seized and possess Terms: Cash. B. F. Sheely, 3. A. Sheely, Executors. CALL AT THE RACKET STORE. If there is anything in nice China, Glass, Agate or Tin Ware that you are in need of. Shades worth 5o cents at z. cents, Lace Curtains worth $r.25 for 89 cents. See the special 5 and zc cents tables. Highest cash prices for old clothing of every description. MRS. DORA WATTS. NOTICE PRIMARY ELECTION. Notice is hereby given that a demo' cratic primary electi-on will be held on Tuesday, the 28th of November 1905, in the Town of Newberry Sout Cam..na, for Mayor and Alder men of the said Town, to serve one year, said primary election to be con ducted according to t!he rules and reg ulations adopted at the meeting -of the democratic party of said Town held October 31st, 1905; the polls to be opened at eight o'clock A. M., and closed at four o'clock P. M. There will be a separate voting precinct in each. Ward as follows: Ward i: Council Chamber. Ward 2: Store of H. P. Baker un der Crotwell Hotel. Ward 3: Herald & News Office. Ward 4: Store of J. W. White. Ward 5: Near residence of W. M. Whire. The following are hereby appointed managers of said election: Ward i: F. M. Lindsay, M. M. Sat B.U A Ful1 S6pEIy Were EvW Buggies Suital Handsome one all Kinds'and 1 The Prices Every V WAGONS OF BE Come to The(C And Terms Wi terwhite, S. C. Merchant. Ward 2: A. C. Welch, John A. Summer, W. M. Shackleford. Ward 3: II'homas K. Johnstone, Alex Singleton, E. Sheely. Ward 4: L. L. Lane, T. L. B. Epps, A. H. Dickert. Ward 5: W. R. Jones, Paul Werts, G. W. Hiller. The attention of all candidates is called to the following section of Rule III: "The candidates receiving the ma- 1 jority of all vores cast for tihe offices of Mayor and Aldermen respectively, at said election shall be declared tihe nominees of the Democratic Party of the said Town, Provided, that on or before twelve o'clock noon on Fri day, the 17th day of November, 1905, JUST RI of the Prettiest ~r Brought to N )le -for all Class' s for the You >tyles for Older i and Styles h1icle is Gnm ST MATERIAL AND See me! ioods are Prices a II Be Made Soa Daver each of said candidates shall have left a written statement with the Chair man of the Executive Committee that he is a candidate, and that he will abide the result of such election. No vote shall be counted for any candi date who has not so pledged himself." The assessment for each candidate ,s as follows: for Mayor Five Dollars; for Aldermen Two Dollars. This as sessment must be paid by eadh- candi :ate to the Treasurer of the Execu :ive 'Committee on or before the 17th lay of November, 1905. By order of the Executive Commit tee. 0. B. Mayer, I. H. Hunt, Chairman. Sec'y. & Treas. GEl Buggi&il swberry. es of Buyers: nig Folks and Folks. . . . are Right, aranteed. iORKMANSHIP. Rht.. re Right Utisactoru. port