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Featherfew; by law !nd jun. tiCe EIshall get my. due, if you refuse it" I do all Mrs. Sqiire .Skiiflint's -ik~aud-her husband is one of: the it 9f awyers.' So s'aying, Mrs. Bl6nd sloyeod into tlf& back shop, Pour Mrs."Mstheifew was .'in, f it as we say ii business phrase. Shdid agree teletie mnilliner s nd it, and worse than all the rest, She IaddceiOved eer li b id abodtit. l'hin nmlde an entire cbilge il his 4-Clings teowards is ifv. It was ioitented itaaille lectu i-e but li ht sispicions, t ituii state 6f -iII iih 'in akes a' man jealous yen 'widiout causc Mrs. Fciher. ew'pilot theboinit, utcurn ied e~eal tit.. l i~~n ;Reade uiti'a pay lieart; or.sa efelt thiqa she 6los s eonit 6 e ifestt' in nsam th teh 'satinw.uid'm'ara: ot tg~q' ~e of Iide Vaie ho~ - ~~ e, uiy .nieid 1'dvapicity'to ti ah thedist deceptive art RI a, se lflo foI.go)ttepj,.!;nd lwtottiy vha-t -.pro. klpi tli'most bidr kliena tiots be wee huIsband :and wives; I verily .el.evetfirst and foremost in the ranks evmi~d stand Dception / -Boston ,O1 11 1)1_nzsdos Clark MitII - C B F. Perry, of the Patriot, giaes na the felllowiirmation con. Lerning Mr. Mill: The history of Chirk Mills is a most extiraoirdinary one.- Ie gave it to the senior edi tor of the,- Pait riot lihimsrlf. ix 9i,8A1 OIynirs ago vle wits at ihat tinetakinig eAsts and executiting- busts n Coluilha e welt to hini to (-81e aneiingenieit for oursel, and lio net day he called at our room in th htel, prepared to. take A mould of our head aild face .zad .lhoulders. WlhilSt per forimig this operatiot lie 'odniuef ed his narrative in regard to is'o I life aid tlalents. . He told us he was a good house plasterer in Chaiton, mid did int know that lie posses.ed in) faculty whatever fir sciliture or taking likenesses. One morni as he was going to his work he passed by a door where a Phrenolo. gist lid hung ui) his sign, with a notice that, skept ies were not charged for -the 6xainaii~tioni of theira heeds. Th'lis in. d~teed him to go ini and hanve his bumps exaineid. TIhe -Phrenologist said to hamni, "Yo hiave the organ of sculpture iii a veryv emiinefit degree, and if. you wvere to cul!.ivate your talenit you wvould be-a very disting~uished artist." Nills rteplied to..himi, "You have conftirmed ime in. my skepiticism. I neyer -had any confidence iin your piretended sci. cuice,.but if 1 had, your .accounit of my QwnI head wo auld utterly destroy it. I aum, sir, a house MaisteraerI& '.now nsothinig about sculpture' *1@ernPed. TVhe Phlrenoilogist'vre li5o Non't enie for that; you have thui #s'most wvonder'fiul degree; an diu4QItivte' your taleii." M'~r. Mills said~ th'e idea that ho possessed a- rarie -and v'alued tdalont Which lie was not conlsciouis of, liutdhmngtadday. IBut still li ee huh ftrying hstalent, fo a i o nwhow to biegin. One (liy lie saw an Italian gni ng Lrfugh the streets of Charleston with 6buat, of Napoleon ini plaster, and hec rked hiin hiow it was mol(uldled. The [taiign promised to show him, and did so .lI cauighit the idea inistaemtly, andc as enraptured with it. First lie com menced a likeness~ in phiister oft his fier aon laiw, whl. had very paromuinient rnies. It was the wonder of all who 4h~y~t iethen comnced Idaig .ii when we':formA I~uann& taxl eb.'iseI ta k iith ihe 4jNI i to av~~di Oh iAl ir thWse bbhbi(b6 0 Ph.uulogi V ati llvge, fferfliis as( Iui1iiVnd not ascoihe( litediyiaf'Go ii ~kDnfii hdldihde' hI o f iviidl ie.Lgn i6u'e n io)5 ideitnd jfd p dlni'e ud ipsie tbl 'ti Carohina 26i1kgdasnjA lif Pg h d Stato a - dthi etg I nii-d yfini b ffi ple1tV hg h n19_1 61, ,sp the College had .ier p116 arpth cr graduattini Mr. . etl State ofSoitll Caroli~rnyg '~,in ib. ply c6mpensated by hia' al.hei I o all thatt bhe had spent on thst"Xj stiutioii So Gro S n a regarded phirlotaley; thant'if' thiS ileelidd nceie done liliy ,thor'6p iII Clark Mdls, i ~ond bi~~t~ ea r it to tthe ir ' rd Pato'roavi t;YP2T1 s F N L inumber of littles'quni'eabltsL of jlager' everynightn 1ay the on hieptuJ.1 t thnbigrued'ifto Vi.f1 hipra hnh ?s indite :ncRuidriuiim at th lytt914finit r~~4q~~ fijtiiinn tekip-. toni) rVheni ieave O'ind' u~ i n thedli of tlee0ni t eL~alk. hoimeiwth'E ]id e~~~ ar in etfig il l Iie it y fir ; 11,.e._ estahiu defdet'/)M. - -- ~nytoiniil1 W hcntho .turns-a h'uge oJ1pt up I oavver Mi'ars -yerytine t1 g clomid in thie k c-tefa eyn1ptomy W~ heni lie 'eese a hymnb ol inn chlurch heen e le t lik if 5C ui'ng~ ghts-ie'stat a syJmptom~h whlen-he can't1go to'leep tilbhe ha as'certine~i(d arbeth6rih sleSLDni of t sheet is prucigllin the midle of the betd-that's a- syn '.ptdlm When ii 1 anhaite fire and a iadded ripper have greater charm thr himithin' pai ot' bright: yes jingling ih hlls, aiid 1 a de uindei a l.uflhao ib1-tha'.s a sym .tom Whe a: whi.ekey 'punch aitd a flannpl ight-ep are.the 'ne. /Dis ar ofh niitably (rlicitv-dhat' a sy mptom4 . Whenhe enis women 'llnimbugs;' says. fpslhig' to childrenand has a growinSg partiali ty for stufled rckingr :hairs anid vell aired li en -that 8 a smptom INSRaUCTIONS Il Krs d Some connieurU in such matters has corn municated te fi rules, which he aveus have been adopted by niid Ie-aged .hmarried gentlemen when they assume the privilege -of kissing their young and beautiful cousins. They cer'tainuly seem to have formed a very accurate coneption of the proper manner in which this inno ent luxury shouldl be enjoyed: Of course you must be taller tshnn the lady you intend to kiss; take hier right hand in yours,- and daw her tightly to you, pves your left arm over her righ t shoulder, diagonally down her bank, under her left arm, press her to your bosom,'at the same time shle will throw her head back, and you have nothiing to do but to lean a little forward and press your Jips to her's, anid the thing is done; don'*mak e a noise over it, as if you~i eg noff percusion cdps, or idwn upont like a hungy onan innoCent don,;but gei tld the damsel in your arms, without derang'ng the economy of her tippet or rufle, and by a: sweet pressure upon her mouth), revel in the' blissfulness of your situation, without smacking your lips on it as you1 would over a roast duck. AWr4nioy.-Thi'ig a singui lar exhiibitioni in Philadelphia, whiich is perhat worth theoatentiojn of Barnum. It is described as 'avldeboy'-ie is doubled-jointed; goes on all fonts~ sees wvith the whole pupuld his eye; lives on breata nd twater alone,.a 8ss reat s tIlt2his th' 1il tota ~~a 4 ;4-. rn~erl so d;. i hei h l ohr ialA~ itu toila r i It n R 11 :t 4riet t , ifi th cil 1 i 61ei re head I i r pi, -P-~Vii v.' af hePq Alpp. ;14 ,iAlu"d rpri PAM'. "I!P, Wr . I't Ct )1: ec hsgt vk sl fel , u hist allyr gain i lini Yliftingu ,his lad rdauthe arnft 'Ist he's got fit. ifrmnelis WO' opei tli'dsibu. ItrN1 Ybi ~~T i cai be cured bleia greta srae see his whole pI Cert algd r7-fistlyh ra t sin II h Iidi c uta eipa erCr ofth itd tonts ra y ifand-la'st ly, his.olar oinussed tate, fiid Ilhe a in . fmd oney coni sequenthecrs bu L e.' will bed ec on t h by ii - 'reder S oth heat hr the lon-ote a te en rolaing~ the tendtitle i o stver al iins wtheofre y Ii dL o isinn, toissw ourninge .trc wamis, decidedr atth lst o theu pree C ou of the Urieni td (States the oter!d ather ria upon hat atrisul io the courtse >f Ltoii. fnahc baed uon the ntiesi whic is Cst f thar Cathe,-th lttDaiel Clark. Fore tnhe isneft o 'v cln litie lis to-mrrowbl morinfnions~Ju of Judei coayned ietn tromeh dci er sionii oft the Suv rt:in the..matct lateytied b~areinthat ~diry.tase ofh6 curiousc -isorca erlraea -ela thr e vri b a gig tAg am rn mank c1 iyg All ~ ek f?. i * eMan'UU MCLLUEs3io~ InWD"k 11UT1* $ A a-'nt , in li noz -elit - vl fallr Ad~m iayi %loM t~ upifoiiajs: ; ii~~h4Qlt the h'at intmrr mabr s mpliikofmhary eme:n present f gae M3en lhavetwo Waysa mnd he aldiYiei kiy etim e ith ndi ni te thn ,naw ies hecn .el iAg h eik a old iimblingfo'r ia xe ,d man ill have irvonted ten tousand Wves: araetotn foolish enouif t sit up~for their ahsandd,'bmt you hoar of-few 1usmbands whaiebayaoglth patience to situip for tli iding,, HIow mmny rgqathore are 'gh think they marg Yend hemelyeg exoeedwfrly phi' wmo av iel -m ~Iergh die been pointeo pm were sail to e "~a4hx.u, have watchod thp, ntniiLlej vrsy great tMnkirpkm$.vL lent y; thoutght gma e lEi then it wagentirely o0li s1es ;I, hRI b3T'TOhi -6mavlor *his-'rturnm ihm thme S(at otaQlmm where' hi ha'd@beei to purehm~e farm in that "lan d ilk an h4ii oy," gave this nccoutiof th~ tt of Prmise. '"Sii-~a ins- g ing Thy~ team, obstrved ~ at.dh pathlw I eached 'with i to tmikc it up from the inwd Ii areioulodoin'g withiuliiidc vdico uindeir ; La.1 oormi syd under~ the chd~ipbad, a iom en~ *grant, up to his ied 4n thenie ~ *m you sad t1i nlQfmc1~i h n hayo ; ~6li~Yq oIf6udrf m Wa horhu " .s9 4,. IT4 fit.- I I 4i ~4 4 . iA ~ic 'sk RoV r. NMI P.WE~fH~lsE~44114M 4,RE 1&637? LJ Ass, --onchQI an un t whethnu y lcorn lflIVA aa~i epi~~~P i " "4 % . 4 s , - ..3 3." pUI~ V'rV W MEDW 9 X' .0 .,s "Ai 4' Y hI~t I 30 A ILI 3 I i N7. 1 1W p Iof ,Z A I I LL vt