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- " . \? 5-'&>> - Jfer _ ' ' y ^ ~ 'y y* " ' ^?~~ < ?*??b "' - " . ..:.' U? .. ai j s .. : . 1 ' VOLUME 30. b^jSpElsr, SOTJa^-CJLKOrJI3ST4.i:"#'Ja;tXr<SaDAY, MARCII 1C1871- NTTMBEli 28. : ? - - -- ' . < '. ,f.- .-ritfa ' Tf' ? ^ I','l, JJ | ' ;'.. Camden journal. > . i THURSDAY, MARCH 10. PUBL18MD WEEKLY BY T. W. PEGUES A SOJJ. TERMS. THREE DQLIjjtS, payable in advance Advertisements inserted at one dollar and fhaJf par square &r tko-firet .insertion, at one dollar for the second, aereirty.five coats for ftbe thirl and fifty cents for each subsequent >i?wffaw. Liberal di*c*aat? made to half-yearly and ;yoar\jr advertisers. -i. '? ^vr- ...' Qmnftoat advcctisearoate to be paedtfor io ^l^^oe? oconpida by teo'liees orless, of 4hisska type constitute a square. - f *" - ' .... i htimdilfi Excelsior Ploughs. These Plough* are made of either Cost Iron ?nr Steel, and aretthe'beat and cleanest intke rmarfcet. Send for pnoe list Aim. Ames* nod Other Ploughs of nil prions and tUucripftiow, Cera Sbellcrs, Straw Cutters Ac. ~... (Also, always on band,) .. Moore's New-Tork Plough*, AT EACH. A'fiil! stock of PLANTERS' and BUHNERS' HARDWARE, consisting in part, of Etwella' and Bradia' Hoes, Spades, Trace Chain*, Axes, Noils, of warranted qualities, ftane, Cutlery sod Household Articles,? Wholesale ano retail, l>v ' . ? ? C. KERRISON, JR. A-CO.,' "249 King-Street, (sign of tho Kg Axe) ' ^lUfcirlrtton, S. C. e?. KtRRtaOX, ip. w. J. AXOS, C. WAOXE October 6. Sin ? jlS,ii*i r a Is-1 r- ' i ' ?Z-.?- '" \ SI1TT-FNE FIRST PBIZniEDILS IWIRDED -in , ?^..r THE GREAT fS5Jw?n? W MANUFACTORY. WM. KNABE & 0. - .'a < 7L?T irt*? >sim. MANUFACTURERS OF . Grand, Square and Upright PIANO FORTES ^ 9ALTUORE, sn>. ; : Tbeae instruments have bee* before tbe Public for nearly Thirty Years, ami upon *xe?Q*nee alone attained an UiipMirbaced preeminence, which pronounces thein uaqualiM. Their ; . : , "TOKiTEl ^ combines great power, sweetness and fine ringing quality, as well as greet parity of In* Unction ami Sweetness throughout the entire scab Their " ^TOuojpc 'I;;. is pliant ir&d elastio, and entirely free front the stifiuew foand iu-ee- many Pianos a hand. All our Square iasos havo our New Improrrd OVERSTRUNG SCALE aud the Aajrafek Treble. We would call special attention to our late imprmrements GR A N U P i A N 0 S A N D a A ?T 1 T> f SI D A V 11 ft I'iTKXTEt) A I!? o ^ u a a ju ... ? ?<*W#T 14. litfUS which bring the Piano nearer perfection than has yet been attained. - Every Piano fully warranted for Five Years. We bare made arrangements for the Sole "Wholesale Agency fur the most celebrated PARLOR OROANS and MELODEON8 which We offer. Wholesale and Retail, at Lowest Factory Prices. WM KNABE & CO. *v Baltimore, Md. Sept. 15. 6ui. HOW LOST, HOW RESTORED, j Just published, second edition, by , Dr. ' I.EWIS. 253 pages. The Medical Compan- J ion end Guide to Health on tbo radical cure of Spermatorrhoea ot Seminal Weakness, Ira- potency, Mental and Physical Incapacity, impediments to Marriage, etc., and the Ve- ! nereal and Syphilitic Maladies, with plain and clear directions for the speedy cure of Secondary Symptoms, Gonorrhoea, Gleets, Stiictares. and all diseases of the skin, such Scarry, Sceofula, Ulcers. Boils, Blotches, and pimples on the lace and body. Consumption, Epilepsy and Fits, induced by self-indulgence or eesoal extravagance. The celebrated author, in tbi* admirable Treatise, clearly demonstrates, from a forty years, successful practice that tbe alarming eonseqneness of self-abuse may be radically cored; pointing out a modo of core at once simple, certain and effectual, by means ot which every sufferer, no matter wbat his coalition may bo, can be effectual!? cured, cheaply, privately and radically, This Book should be ir. the bands of ev&Ty youth and every man m the land. Sent under teal, tn a plain envelope. Trice 50 eonts. _ _L_ _ Address, Da. LBWliS. wo. 7 ucscnot., Now-Yovk. 40 Ttart' private practice. Ayrii ty- ly. -iphp mmknsiwheel, Jffillflearint,ShaBinitMeys AZ-SENO fOBA CWUUBCfc: NOTICE. Proposals will be received at the office of (County Commissioners at the Court House, for the thorough repair of 25 MILE CREEK BRIDGE. AU propose 1? must be sealed and opdfied en Tneaday, .ftnuary Sfst, fb7t*' ' . J. F. 6UTHF.RLAND, Cbui o, /an. 15?3t A Iiw L; utA- 'Lc-i- . -?. r- VrT-- t> - V. ;. t -i ANIVONIGN8, Just arrived.. A spleodW rtiafe af Oaieoa and Irish Potatoes, at "!.? P" Y . .. KlKJtLEVS. ' FSBSH 4,ARM\ SEEDS.: We be*? Jn?* received a New Supply o v Garden Seeds, allefwfcieh we warrant FBESH and GEN: COT'-w'tW?StraL^. CAROLINA p life mmm company :M cji/..! s-ximsv' ;' 1 MEMPHIS, TENN, i 1 OFFICE: >.' . .y.'i.iyi.wv,'.) NO 291, MAIN STftEET. L CAPITAL, ? ; $200,000 ASSETS, $800,000 All Invalid at (fk South. Mfoarage somnern jjinuiuuvus. ; * > ' Thin is a Southern Company, chartered by the Legislature df Tennessee, with a CAPITAL sufficient to mako ; her roliable beyOnd a question and : doing a strictly 1JPE INSURANCE Easiness and uonc other. Profiting by the experience of older Companies and : having adopted>the most liberal plans together with rigid economy in onr < management, our success has exceeded our greatest expectations and has v placed the COMPANY in a permanent and reliable position, in its first two j years we haveissued between T/IREE 1 THOUSAND and -THREE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POLL . CIKS, and oor accomolaficna amount -< to EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND I Pre^'dtfl^J, WrcKS, PK-siddni Mow phis & Charleston R. R. j Vitt-Presd't, J. T. PfcTTiT. I Sec'y/W. F. Doyle. " REFERENCES: * 1 Hon.; G. A. Trenbbliu, fames' 11 i WHson and W. J. Magrath, of Cbariaa . tenHon. Jv P. King, of Augusta. R. J. MAG ILL, General Agent for 8. 0. Dr. C. J. Siuknon Med. Exxminer. . -Zy- ^ ' . J I He fireat Mefltesl Dtemerrl { i |j | Hundreds of fbousnds Sif ' ?.*SBo*r toaUnmr 4* iMr woad?M???- < ij[j *innra viui t *|?F ANCY DRINK,14 3 jftwla of Poor Bam. Whisker, Proof Striis 1 Its. and Befiiso Wqaors,. Jwtowd. spHa and sweetened to please thetasce, csuea'uonue" Appetisers," " Batterers," 4c., that lead the I tippler oa to arnnkenness tad rain, bat are a true 1 g^ida#, made from the Native Roots and Herbs of California, free fronj all Alooholio ( BUmnlanta. They are t ho G-RE AT BLOOD PUBIFIEHami X.EFE GIVING PBIN- J ULfLtK, a perfect Renovator an J Larifcvator i ot the System, carrying oil all poisonous matter, and restoring the blood to a healthy eondltian. No sereon oea take thooo Bitter*, acoording to , directions, end remain, long unwelL ' SI 00 *lil be given for an incurable case, pro. j ng the bones an not destroyed by mineral poiaona or other means, and the Vital osgans snutod beyond the notnt of repair. ? I For Inflammatory and ChronioBhenmatiam, and Gout. Dyspepsia, or Indl- i genticm, Bilious, Remittent and Inter, mittent Vovers, Diseases of the Blood. Liver, Kidneys, and Bladder, these Bit- 1 ters hare been most snccessfnl. Such. Disease* are osureS by Vitiated Blood, which < is generally produced by derangement of the pjp?tJrfl Organs. Thej inrigoroto the stomach, and stimulate tho torpid liver and bowtls, which reader them of unequalled effioacy in cleansing the blond ot j all imparities, and imparting new IBs and vigor to the whole system. Dyspepsia or Indigestion. Boedasbe, Ma in the Shoulders, Ueugfaa, Tightness of the Chest, Pit rinses, Boar Stomach, Bsd Taste in the Mouth, Billions Attache, Palpitation of the i Heart, Copious Dischargee of Urma, Pain la the region* of tho Kidneys, sad a handled other painful symptoms which are ths offspring! at Drapopsla, are cored bythesa ?J tiers. cleanse the Y1 timed Blood whonerer you find Ms tsreuitiss banting ttmrerh the skin in PirnE Eruptions, or fusss: deanee it when it is 1 and your feelings will tell yon when. Keep lood pore and the health of the system wiu loliow. PIN, TAPS, and other WORMS, larking la the system of so many thousands, arc effectually lestroyod and removed. > ' For fall directions, read carefully the oircnlar aroond each bottle, printed in four languages? English, German, French, and Spanish. J. WALKER, 82 * 84 Ocmmetoe Street, X. Y. Proprietor. R. H. MoDONALD 4 CO.. 4 < Druggists andNenerol Agtmts. ^ Ban Francisco, California, and 82 and 34 Com. merce Street, N. T. i mr sold By all dbbooibtb and $1000, BEWABDFor liny caw of Blind Bleeding, Itching orU Ice rated Files that De Biog's Pile Bern edy foile tocura. It ia prepared wipreesly .'to cure the Piles and nothing else, and has cured ernes of over 20 years standing. Sold by all Druggist*. YIA FUGA. , DeBing,* Via Fuga is the pure J dices of ' Barks, Herbs, Roots, and Berries, for . , C0!?Sir*PTI05. Inflammation of tho Lungs; all Liver, Kid* rney, amLBIadder diseases, organic Weakness Female A (fictions, General Debility, and *! complaint! OI we <unoirv urgow u> and Female, producing Dyspepsia, Costiveness, Gravel, Dropsy aod Sorofujp, which most generally terminate in Consumptive t Decline. It purifies and enriches the Blood, the Billinry, Glandular and Secretive system; Corrects and Strengthens the nervous and Muscular forces; jt acts like a charm on weak ' nervous and debilitated females, both young and old Ntmrthpold'lw without It. Sola everywhere>C?>:?ift i- H \-1i ' ' Laboratory??11? Franklin. St. ?&lL,.Md. *' 1'. , .:J -X'-*' '&J ' > r A^e Grease, , i By the Box or Keg. . ;u rt " HODGSON &l DUKL1P. a~ . ? \?1#. ... i. . *. ' "*. m ! Act?,an3^^ fca^tigfi?? t? Passed by the Legislature?Seaeion The following is a Jut^ttheichf end joint resolutions approved by the ^UTernor u?*'t6, the 3d instant 1actasiYev * ,' .'7 ?* i j'An tot to " make ?jpjffo}ri^tati 3fcK the1 payment of this per dfem and niifeage of the members of the Oeb> eral Assembly, and the salaries of (he, subordinate officers, and other expenses incidental thereto. Joint resolution authorising the attorney-general to employ assistance in ctrtain suits novr pending, mod making an appropriation to piytbe same. 9 " 'r Joint resolution" autBoH&jf ? ... ^traiiiS.Jtaw County to levy atpecial tax. ^ Joint resolution authorizing the to levy a flpwitl tax. An ait toincorporate'the Stonewall fire Engine Company, of Chester. * A act to provide fot'the publication of the nctQ, the reports, resolutions, journals, "Xnd other parferi die GenertlAsseinbly.<" ? JoinV resolution for., the reliiS^af S-; CoehXan, T.- Cochran, Elizabeth CochNn, Juliana Irvine and Henrietta IS mm5 ' . tj An act to regulate the apppintinttij^ jurisdiction and duties of notaries pubnj? fSfrTHfej J * An act t<r repeatso nrneh of the M prohibit* the clerks of thp 30?rta of the Htate'ltom ncflngni lifc , torntfyi oraolicitora hi the Oburtsof the 3tate. w- :--i *v. 1 . < An-act to amend in aet entWed'^An tck -M establish a 8tatt;'OrpW^ Aif. 4J?r x:tiirz'-*\?i tcu? An vet to authorize circuit judges to loldebuffarin other oltcuftiPthsn their !j '''"Jk > '5X*?**** ' u An t^fS^poffiblthe Soek llill , ffoohaodiarfder Crthptoir. ' An act-to incorporate tfee'Ctfiiiffir , fiook and Jiad^OtepMfdr Cheats; r - An-*** incorporate the Savings ? [toildiog and Loan Association ofSouth , lSP?5*ii*A?*' ? aid attend the L farter If "p?p^erl/'| >eaee. W . ~ ,1 PfaMboalvHte.- ?\* -**. l' An aet to incorporate the Mechanics' Joion, No. 1. of tho'Cify ot Charleston, Joatn Carolina. <'*"0 i An act Co supply tho deficiency in j he appropriation for the support' and i naintainancu of froe schools tor 2870. ' Ad act to charted the tolf'tf of Ybirl- ' rille. ' - An act to vest in the Charleston Lnnd Company the charttT of a ferry rom Hamlin's wharf; in theCity'rif Charleston, to the followingpoints on i he Wando River, fO wit: Scanlonvifle, [temley'o Point, Vcnniog's landing, md Daniel's Island Landing. An aotto atneud an act entitled uAn ict to authorize commissioners of pub? ic building, for Williamsburg Ui* ;rict, to sell certain portions of public grounds," passed the 22d day of Do- . member, A. D. 1859. An act to authorize SlyvanUs Mayo to build a wharf in the Town of Beaufort. V" An act to ren*:w and amend the charter of the Town of Bamberg, in the State of South Carolina. Joint resolution authorising the'State rrcosarer to reissne to John Philips/ executor of John Campbell, deceased, certain ;cort ificates of State stock. Joint, resolution to provide for the publication of the deotaiooe of abc Sw? preioe Court, during, the yearn 1888, 1863.and 1870. Jtn net 'tt> incorporate the whlpper Guards, of Christ Church Parsh. A o o.ct to protect the light of parcD ts; and # prevent the; procuring ***" rying from the States persona noder tho age ofSl.years. A o act tp. incorporate the Saltman. der Hook and Ladder Company of Georgetown, S. C. , A n/?f in ronntrn fho Sfatft Trea*. I 11U UWV WW w ?..W , u-er to pay county treasurers their apportionment of the State school fttnd belonging to their respective countios, and for other jjprpoaes. * i f , Joint resolution authorizing the State librarian to purchase certain ypl* umes of State reports. r- Joint resolution ordering tbat the Hon. James L. Orr, judge of the Eighth Judioial Circuit, be allowed extra com* penaatioufor holding extra courts. Joint resolution directing thawfunds known as Canby School funds remain* ing in (hand? of county. treaaurera,.ie appropriated to the free school fund. Joiot resolution to yrovido for thd; payment of mfifcage certificates of main*! hers of State board of education of the State of 8outh Carolina. ' ^ An act to permit William L. Wood f/\ aitnnt Nnnoleon B^Smitb. to make him hi* lawful heir, and to change the I same of the mid Napoleon B. Snmh', to I that of Napdleop B..Wood. An act to altar and amend an act entitled "Afti act to alter . and ameod the charter and extend the limits of the City of Colombia." 1' Joint resolution authorising A. B. Taylor, Henry -AVthw nod others to continue, for % term of two yttm **% mten erected by: ihem acrern tWold State road iff Lpxin?ttm; Optjtttyy at the beginning and tetaump of their planting lands. : " ' * a The following,acta afld joint resolution* beoj^ Uwr without the Goferburg, of jkich Itaidririi Kleppiog died seized, iatfee parser or purchasers Ooart^^trtw Coimtj, ud w itr rect the ijfc&Mioti (rfth^ proceeds *>f vi{>. n?- Wr 'l Joint M^ioa. :vtthoritipz apd di* roetiog^S^Sn^ andisor and county comiQiaaieb^W. to levy certain taxes. , * u*cl? JlT ^ Ao the Hedge. ; It:' P b| I j II there isriippoe'etl to De ft prejudice _ against th^ oaiosp bat I ibiak (herd is w rather jdwj^iiae'Jo reran! to il. I e doubt tttjffaB men and women love ^ the onioojfflotf&t^oobfess their, lovo.? v Affcclioi for"it %? booceaied/ tfoud *\ New EnAndcr* are as shy of owning D it as they are of talking about religion, jj Some pee >le have dayd on iHuebtbey eat onioa?what yctn might cali bre- -p treatise their Thuisdayj. The act is in the 1 attfre pr a religious oeremoDy, ^ an Eleusi xah mystery?not a breath of ? it most g t abfcad. . On that "day they see bo co ?pany; they deny the kiss of ^ gating m their dearest friend; they f, re lire whin themselves, and hold commanin with ode bf the mdst^ttfrv K gent aDdi>enctrating manifestations of the moralVegetable world. Happy is Mid tot>^the family wtucn can cat oniona 0 together! They are, for the time being, septate fVom the world, and haro r a harinonK of aspiration. *'* Thert u a bint hore for the reform- ^ ore. Lc 'them become apostles of the j( onion; 1 \. them eat, and preach it to e their fel we, and circulate tracta of it 0 in the i rm of seeds. In the onion ia thb hope sf d tiTCrsal brotherhood. If aJl men kill eat onions, at all times, j they wili^otne into a universal eympft* r thy, Ld)k at Italy. I hope I am not fi; mistaken as to the manse; of her unity. 0 It was tl C Reds: which pfcreaehed the Oel w icl^madeKfoaaiWe. AU the t s ofjMoMr^T the sworn deto- . tees' of t]? mya'tfo Mary Add, eat of ;T&oaih..were J of t the oomdon.. people of Italy. A" the g social a ti losphere of thai' delicious land * 18 IfUBIl *im IV. iia vuvt u iijvw.vw. I democrat. In the' churches all are B alike; "Vere is one faith, one smell. f the enhance of Victor Emanuel into | c Rorun ispnly the pompous proclamation B ofa.ud^y which garlic had accom- g plisbed; and Ret ire, who boast of our democn jp, *eai onions in secret.?My ? Summe in the Garden, J>y C. D. War* ? iter. m . 'i'iy .a.fo t S [. , [*T??-Says Dr. tfntbrpe t "If j you wai to keep s dead. man. put him . fti"'"jihi want" to kills t living ian} put whiskey info him. fl I Before od and man, before the chnroh ^ ' ana'tnojaofld,Ximpeacb intemperance. 0 Ioh^rt it w(h .to mifJefofin, , numerate sonfa. "In this country, blessed With freedom and plenty, the word efiba aid the liberties of tnie ever Pi jtheir spacee rfaewhare?of t andlitoi till thefgooranoe, and almost { all the (religion that diagraae sad af- . diet Hi- land. <1 am not mad moat j noble 'setae/? I: apeak the worda of ( tnrifc adviaobetMM. > I do ia mj oon- x sciencebeHefrethat theseintoxicating ? stimnWlR j have-"aoak into perdition mora en and wsroeo than found a * -graft i that deluge, arhieh awtploter ' th^highathiUVpirCBgalpbing aworld J of nhw tat eight ware aave^/' I ~ ' ( * S. - / ?- 'woA A A woman ma neighborhood ? M>Ij exceeded ?bjL!*IO#mii jMPMiU^gg mSQh?f?tfmK of hit? ethtle hearen erfcM* 4M^ ' W le* capital tbtai a*; o^r kaU?i ?t? be carried ?o. j! SWf^deb, ^S^srSvii^ if her tongne be work log all right quicker khan Beast Batlet conld get ewaj with ? aetofapooac* She la better than pine or atone coat tor -keeping a neighborhood boil* inghotandahome more an endurable than a barn on your first thumb }o?^iaH tbfr ties*making yon thihk iKa j| j Pifihgi I !i.- o ' % ^ t# ?' ;. y ' a saint, a favorable aogelio advertifling agent rot uabnel. She fciti kiss another woman sweeter tad the* talk* stent her worse than one jf these Bcfonn Republicans can talk ( ibout President, t j J And die knows moin bj intaiiion of iir thtfaffriraofthe neighborhoodlhan j rant knows about his relations or the ; 01 , She can bo nicer to ft woman fthe lates tbso a carpet-bag politiciau is to J tew draib tWn loysl^nr dbbrtS Jour rabaod could travel for chickens in ] he night. hor, if she loVes a asn,-she wi!l stick to bin longer than ***** PIJke iolto, go^omen j do jon worship f.bo fire ?" !)<}/ CTOQ a ascr Objfcct, they koeol bofore *b I arthly flame I Ye amuse the outward, b at blind the inward eye; and while yc old to them the earthly, ye draw from. ieto the heavenly light'Thou ish?!t ot make onto thyself any imago or I kene*'" U "flow flo yoa designate the Supreme h leing T* ?ked the Paraee. a "We caflhim Jehovah Adooia, that \, the Lord wbo ie, who vu, and who I HI be," answered the Jew. n "Your appellation is grand and siilime," said the Parser "but it is aw- j 11 too." 1 A Christian then Jfew nigh, and c ud,? ' '' , '' . " ' r "We call hhn Fathrr;" a The Pagan and Jew looked at each a ther, and said,? "Here is at once an image and a v nality: it ia the word of the heart." Therefore they all raised their eyes s ) hearen, and said, in reverence and b >ve, "Our Father V and thej took a ach by the hand, and all three called ne another brothers. ; i ??* nr s Going Through thr Motions.? i gentleman who accompanied me oan , )omihgo expedition relates a very ama: iog incident. It if altogether too smiari Jo be supprened: L c On the afternoon of the 28tb, the o ttictcnt secretaries, Fred. Irongltaa nd General Sigel, addressed aerowd f some two hundred or two hundred : od fifty peoplc, all the town and a 1 ew from the outskirts, in an open pare in Santa Barbara, which is digni- c ed by the name of the plaza. Bong- i ise held forth for some twenty-fire ainutes on the many advantage which ronld accrue from annexation. At the ? Ioee be said, "I wonder how many of ay audience understand what I have * aid; will all in favor of annexation ileaae hold np their hands ?" Three f icople only responded. It was pretty a ivident that bis oratory?ana so aia j ? peak well?fell on barren ground.? (i Whether it was the result of a cruel loax or not, it ia not known. The moat a stonisbing part of the performance is , hat Fred. Douglass, addressed the ( rowd in German. He might as well . tare talked Hebrew. A more ludiroufl caricature of out-of-door elocution i ft* tf* ' rere walking homeward one mooo- 1 ight evening. I overheard one of hem say:' 'Sister Annie, It don't J nake any difference how fast we Walk, , he moon keeps up with us every step < if the way; it don't move at all, and t ret it is always going with us." So it , I with Ood in heaven j though he ( eems for away, be is keeping step with is always in the march of life. J " i r-?; -j Many a girl thinks she- can do noth* , rvg without a husbaud, and when she | nts one finds she ean do nothing1 with j iim. { I -.V JIj|V ru Lfl#fAtta MM! WGOWttOgO JW ; MtfeHMMK,. ?9* ZSBU&Ekj Not tbat we" ?*r? sbotit onrm&rm fcflt on# creditors io.VfwrM jmM&k pay your debu afcd kttf*nwri^ meDla for job work, eoain^ten^ ^ }9 [f any, he n?ed b<* <rpetk, for ** Who lb there 60 (M thtftoto'* Who is there so mow Uul lw 4ort . ' fcrWtftftaui witiAnr* v'< < *<? . -i-fpSj " u".'.i: u;>1 ' iM .' * if wwrU rerof him." x. *. , m**u Itgyydib, . / tJt to bo six, bo fM tasjty and impnJent ii soy critter coeld bo; m4 M: fell steal erertbUg be ota fart We aods on ?" , . ??>i "JttTBi. MUD TBI 0M> Lad?.". -As a war "ioekUat," bow tbieT, Jonog toe trouoiea, a you tig uonieeerte miss was passing through oaeef foe capitals, when it was remarked that lieutenant had died that aiorniag "Oh, where it be? Let me tea iim! Let me kin him for hie' aotherl" exclaimed the maiden."' uThe attendant Jed her into am adjsia~ ag ward, whea, dSacorewIg lieotowaot I. lying fast asleep ea hit hospital ouoh, and to hare a little fhn, ha . minted him out to toe git" She prang forward, aad bending ovvwhim, id.: ;;.i 'm "OE, you dear Iwatenaat, let me kin on for your mother!". ' What wait her surprise whet toe wakened "oorpee" ardently duped ter in hie ansa, retimed the ?al?l% ad exclaimed:. , "Never mind the old lady, ann, go t on your own account. I haven't the lightest objection/' c ' Bowen has again been indicted foe agamy.' Some girla are like old muskets; they toe a good deal of powder, bat vetftgn C t.-j . * i.'/ri y 'rt It is said a roasted onion bound umu he pake on tie wrist wilt stop i> ?I nreterate toothache Km.liMrmMtds^ As yoarsise in fife so does Ac entry if the world increase; the man wfce nakea a reputation nuke osumiea. A youDf, lady being asked by an mthusk&tio politicao which party abe fas moat in faror of, replied that eke ireferred a wedding party. A lady in Fond do Lac, Tfia., clip? led down on the iee and broke her I* nd the first remark she made after the coident was, "I wonder if Han? wi& aarry me now 1" , . ? :. . -.1 Dean Swift said;. It is with narrow ou?ed people 'as it iff; vjlfc Jgqpgptecked bottles?the lest they hare in hem, the mere noise they sake in toonog t? ow. | Mn. Field, of Feoton, Michigan, oat her power, of speech, sod after ve? Dftiaiog ? mate four yeera, bee Mdea j recovered it. The beet ahoci-hend cporter can't keep op witb bit mm. liamonds end katra, cAm mmbf 1 ricks, and occasionally treated in a ihoffliogaaaecr,and.then out atogeth. . A tiiitot to New Tork art U stopped 'at a boaae kept Open ** Earopean'pUn, wbieb, according ie hi* jxperience, iaV* 9barg* en anek'fo^ tteoae qfU|e fom thatyou kmit . noney in the Blowing to in wet it n breakfast,. - " .' v mM