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I ? Mr* i VOL 3. CAMDEN, KERSHAW <30,18. C., MARCH 1, 18T6. ?b*gj**slww (Saztttc. L. ?. K. III.AIR. Editor. FRANK I', UKAR1), 1'ioprieior , AND BUSINESS M AXAUKK. ANNUAIs SUB sex J FT fox $2.00 ' camden7& c. .? -? a-'i V 1, 1876. 0. F. JThi nfultr rocotlnir of K or*h*w I/xIceN'o '# ??!? O. O. K.f wlil be bold on Krldax neunix | ~ next, at Odd Fellowi" Hull.on Drond street j . ?l 7o'oloclc . J. IX DUN I,.VI*, N. G. T.J. Arrante. ftacy. ^ Who* Kill* Are l>w, AH bill* tor advertUlng In Ibti paper are I dtwon tho flrtil rfpponranco.oT tho advcrtlne nicnt, txoepi when otherwise arranged by oontract, und will be presented when the money U needed. - ? ? ' g COLUMBIA (S. ttt DIRECTORY. KAllI), II. AM. General Auction and Com mlwtloii Merchants. Sollctt ouuxliiniuouu ?ilklndib ? g OPMGN A HVVPU.ES, ManufUcturum mid dealer* In liarnewi, neddlet, Truuk*. Va st, Whip*, I?*ahterand Kubber lulling. IT INAHD, J. 11. Wholesale and HetMl denier 1\ In Dry Goodi^ Carpeting, Oilcloth*, Wln dowHbadct, Millinery. H<*trwud Fancy good*. Offer h choice and exteimlve assortment o Dreiut OootU, Shawl* Notion*, ftoMlory, White Good*, and a full and compel* tslock of 1H> lmlliii ^ PKUKY A iUiAUSUl^ CltturiT and Tobucco.< at wholesale and retail. BACHMAN A YOUMANH, Attorneyh and Moll <?lors ntliaw. CAMVK.V, 8. C. CARDS. f\ C. KIUKLEf, Agent, peeler In Family If. and Fancy Groceries, Oonieotlou*, Fruit* Tobacco, Ho*ant, <tc. EPrKlWOJJ A KIXIM, Wholesale and Uo toll dculcr* In Fine Liquors, Tobacco, Ko gurtt, lite. Ilom-it und Malc? for Rule. T W. McCUUHY, Dealer In Dry Goods, Clo t|. thin-/, Huts, mUock, Groceries of all kinds, liurdvt ure and General HcroliundUe. LKITNKIl A DVNI.AP, Attorney* at I.aw Prm llee In th^ Circuit and Justice*?>MirU J II. IiOMiU. Itctall Dottier In Groceries, . Whiskey, wince, Tobucco und Sej'ur*. ACKKY A 11KAKD, Fire InsurmicoAjrent* Terms M Represent the Host Coi>$pit 11 leu. odcrnto. mHK KKltSIIAW GAZKTTK. Tho I*n;e?t 1 and )lMt> Kxtenslvsly CiNUkteil Movn Paper In Kershaw County. Thirty-two Coi uoiiiK. Published every Wednesday, ut per year. J A. YOUNG, Hchool Hooks', Jewelry, IVie'k* . et Knives und table < ntlory, I.hiii|>x,'Chi na Ware, Guns, l'|xi?i|i>, SimrtluK'Tucklu and Fancy Good*. "J\ L. l)|MAO'rVsl<HK, il. II., lnysiciuu und If. Surgeon. Oillcc at Residence, on Mid Street, ' HO.sKI.NS, Munut'in turiw of Tf FtTto Moots und Shoo*. Hcwulrlui; done. Next to DeKulh House. JR.DeIA)ACH K, Afjt, Iicalcrln Family mul , Fancy Groceries, Fruits, Confcctlons Klc., Country Produeo iiouKht. lll&k H. OUOHUY, ("unid'-n Itukory uudt'on Jl ftwtlonery. Fruit* In hcuhoii. special Or uurikprouiptly uttended U>. JOHN W. LINLEV & CO; 160 KING STREET, CHARLESTON, 3. C. And Importers of _ MERCHANDISE. , ' ' .J& 4 W? prepay freights and delivor good* froo at any dopot on theltae of the North Kan 6/ tern, Wilmington and Columbia, South Caro lina and Charleston nud .Savannah haii Roads; al*o, to all points in youth Caroli na, Georgia and Florida, having di rect wuter communication with Charleston. ALL GOODS GUAUANTKKD. Tekmh?Ctwsb, by I'. O. order or registered letter?or 30, tto or uodaysoity aoaoptivnca with Interest added lit tho rate of I per <?jnt |?>r. month. Alwuy* pncloM this advertisement if convenient, when orderly);. Mist of net prices, no espouses to add:?FI nost r|uidlty Young Hyson 'l'eu, <iu iiUy un surpassed, ttno llavor, ami great km tmi{th ytt?; thlsteulsspcelully recommended. ?!? Inest auntlty Oolong, Souchong, tlunpnwdcr and lyaon Teas, f? lb, second iiu.ility tens mvi. You oan tiuvo delivered by um free of ?xpnnse, al OOo ?*ih (ho quality of tw? sold by other dcUors for 91,011. Crushed tsu>rar l.to, .l'owdered Sutgar lfle. Granulated A Sugar K'c, Light lirown Sugar lCe, Llnluy s Peerless fam ily Hour, our own hmrnJ, mad* from Iio- t Virginia Whoat, un elegant article, lHlt> for SI or #u) |>er Harrel. GihhI Family flour, 2t lbs. for t J or S7S*t per barrel. F.xtra (iiolce Finely Flavored Magged Hams, !7o per lb. Good hams I 15c per lb. Lxlra t.'holee Hreakfk.st Strips J.?>^ iier lb. Choice Tumbler .le'dtty 12J-jo each.? lt> Canned TomatcKia 18c each, 8tt> cans life.? One pound Sulmnii lf? par can. 21b Canned Pineapple*, FeitcliM. D?mi?in?t Pea if '-"le par can?(leans for til. IIe*t uuallty Mixed Vino gar Pickles, Plnta 17o each, Quarts '?!7e, Gall on* Wo. Condensed Milk. Kureka and Kngle I brnnds, 2.KJ .each. (Junti h H?? Kohiii, Half pounds 2V, 1'ouuds Mc. per can. Mooiey's l'enst Powders, i and </ks |>er can. Kii irllsh cooUlnjr soda, or package Hixlu 10c per lo. Fourth boxes Surdities Mc Half bo sea i'm Cox's SparkllhK Gelatine, iSto per pack ('apcrs 40o, Olives <SOo. Worcestershire, Walnut and Mushroou SaUcea, Octiuluc Imported tOo per. bottle. Imitation Frenph Mustard V?e, Gon ulne French Mustard 1fSc. French Pruma I7e Itulstns'JH<, < Iltrou toe. Currants lnc wr lb,? t.'heose ik), First quality candles, full weh;bt JJk* per lb. Makers Chocolate Vie pel* lb, fociai 60o, llromo tfie per lb. Gonuau t'lna*olate .vie per lb. Ordinary Itlo Coffee IU? Ibsf.ir ? I i?i. Choice ltlo Coffee I lbs,Choice f.mtuln !'^ ibs Old Govern ineiit Java8lbs r<?r si. Koaslcd and ground Coffees. 6e additional, each ^rnde. Uurey's starch, tf* I ha for 91, Willi ii G.ois Starch 7'ai per box, Corn starch I <c per puek 11(0. Hon Hlurlmi Me per do*., Iturley li? ?? }>or lb. Durham Kmokhur '1'oLaeco Ua* per lb lilt Kdgo Mutter HV per lb, I'holoe Ouvben JlUttor.lk) per lb, <}'a?d Table Cutter Ifcio per lb. t.'<a>kliii( Mutter I, ?'>, and ?> lb for ;l. lllfMTIT^.?Stalaf 12 lb for tfl, Kxtru Pilot 10<) I.emon, Wine, Glnvcr ami Mutter, I'a- j?t it., Nick Naeks, ly?, Fancy ( akt ? iTkr por lb.? Mla<'k Pepper :10c Spice ;?o per lb. Nutim^n iraj Mooe l'as per o*. Olnner i">o per lb. Ko.-u and Vanilla Flat stick candy, a nno m tide ?i't p per lb, ordinary stick candy, pure, 'A>e per lb, lloek Cundy, any color '/.'c la r lb. Colo f;at*.'s l'ollot Soap, HO dl iVcrcnt kinds?a apec alty with us?from T>C to SI por dor.cn cakes. ColoKotoa handkerchief ex tract* 50fl per bottle Caxhmere lliaiiiut Powder per box, ?'leve laml's Pomiufc Vascllm-, a lU'slorutlve and l'rcscrfnllve Cncinullcd for too llalr(0>c per bottle. Old Corn Whiskey >H.ko per gallon. ? Hjre. tH,?it. AW, ?,(? and t,i?) per p.allon, Mlack berry and t'heiry Cordials, a pleasant drink, fl.WI per gallon. Tablo Port and Sherry wine fjuOpef gallon; Fine Old Modarle SI.00 per cal. Knirllah and SecibMi Ale and Porter hot I Ird }H<r do?. Mretucn lAtvcr IU?er per d??!. i,?>> per do*. Dcniljon* for l,l(|Uor, ext a half {.?' Ions, gallons AO, t wo t-alloiia (>?<?, tliio" I nation fie, live gallons PI eucli. A very ext* n slve ansortment of er??ekory and Klna warc always on hand, plates, dinner sleo il.'.Op >r do/.en, breakfast il,J5, desert, ?I,?e>, ?< u As>, ! cups and saucersfl jaT sett, covered dish s , and Sl.dO each, tubiblers, ill, 7/V, l.ut 1,10 ! J,'A> aud l,<Vlper<b??.. 'nilile ifolilou 9l,w, l.wi, 2,i*l, 2/si and #?t,(W per dor.. Wine Kinase* ?i i>?r do*. Lamp ebltnneyr, Wun O and A'a, i, for a?ki IPs :t for n*ie, student or Ar/aud chim neys H f>?r Me. NumberW* articles unmen tloncd. Information eheerfnlly ?<l,ven. imr firm wa* established in I?if7, and our business repu tntP'ii and facilities ai'(> of the bl'jliest order. We Will do all we promise. All or der* should be addressed lo, .MHIN W. MNI.KY At CO.. (Key Mox IH1> 111*1, Klnu Street l harlcston, H. C. 0TICB OP niSSOLUTlON OF TAUT NKKHII1 HSfl The M ?derslKnem>?'rebjr (five notice ttint tha llmlt'^l partnepihlp cnter?*l Into on the third, to commence on the fourth, day of September, A. J>. IK7-?, by Joseph .1. Mackny and Hoiwrt 't\ Mnrilcld ?a Renernl partners, And William M. Itntson as s|>e?'b?l piirtner, tradlnir and doing business under the firm or luckay i% Itai lleld.dmlera as merobanla, lu 'urnlture and other .Merchandise, and mnuu ft*etnr<r? and impairs of furniture, In the town ofGnmdcn. South Cmnllim (the eortlilcwte whereof Is Hied and roeorttcd the ofllw of the (!lerk of tho tJonrtof (Vuhtnon IMcaa ft>r Korshaw ?Jowntjr( In saPl-state. ?in the lib day of September A. I). Ifll,lii Itecord Po'.k 1). O. on p!\?e I'M,) hi?s been this day dissol ved by the wlthdmwl thoreft-om of tho nn? designed Ilobert T. Martleld, and notiee ol Hits dlasoluttbn has lieci\ duly fJIcsl, and re eonle?! In tho said ofTleo. T|?0 affhlr* o< the mid p?rtnor??hlp will be settled and wonnd up by the Mid Joseph .1, Maokay. at f amden arorcauld. J(ISF.P1I J. MAt :K A Y. lloVtKWTT. llAltl' lF.l.t*. Novniul WnLiilAN M. HUfKuN. WILLIAM GLYBURN, Cotton Merchants. A1 LWAYSIn tho market, and pays tho highest puce for cotton in cub. Gct20ra5 ' '..Hi Ho! For Christmas. . BOLOGNA SAUSAGE. FRESH CONFECTIONS. FRESH FIGS. FRESH PHONES. CHOICE CI (JARS. FINE TOBACCO.' Choico Selection of Groceries for Family Use. BLACK WELL k CO.'S, SMOKING ?Fob mjco, and Pipes. KOTSOF ALL KINDS. RAIHENS, ALMONDS, CITRON, DRIED APPLF.LS. COLLINS' AXES, f at S. A. BENJAMIN'S. deStf Win. M. Bird & Co. Importers and Manufacturers Of OILS, LEAD, ZINC, COLORS, WINDOW-() LASS, ko., &c, 201, East Buy, CHARLESTON, S. C. dec 1 Tit f ^OUTil CAROLINA RAILROAD. ? Th? P*K*oiic<"r Train* im tlie?>outh Caroli na Kuilrostii will run us follows : FOR COLUMBIA. (Sundays excepted.) Leave ('IwrNlmi 0.!5 A M Arrive ut Columbia .O.iW t' M FOR AUGUSTA. (Sundays excepted.) l^ave Charleston O.l.'iA M Arrive ut Au;'tisl? f?.lo i' ?\1 FOH CHARLESTON. (Sundays excepted.) Lea*"*! Columbia 0.00 A M Arrive ut Charleston t.4'? I' .M Ixmv.e AukukIh 0.00 A M Arrive at Charleston 4.U 1* M COLUMBIA NIGIIT EXPRESS. I<cavc Charleston M Arrive at Columbia ().?'?> A M 1/cr.vc Columbia 7.UU 1' M Arrive ut Charleston A M AUGUSTA NIGIIT EXPRESS. Leave Charleston 8,:*) 1* M Arrive ut Augusta 7.i"> A M I^cave Augusla <i.l.r> P M Arrive ut Charleston ' 6.W A M CAMDEN TRAIN. Connect* at Klngsvllle dully (except Hun tlayn) with Up andDown Day and Vusaongor Train*. )>ay and Night Trains connect at Annus ta with Goorghi ttallroad, Macon und Augusta ltMllroml und Central haIIuwiI. Puasonicer* for point* on tho Oharlotto, Col umbia and Augusta Railroad and jxitntn North, muHt take Columbia Nb-ht Kx " Train to oonuout with the Charlotte which leave? Columbia at 1 o'chn k _ <iulck time and closo connections are -i beyopud Columbia to all points North. Colonists, Emigrants and Travelers Westward. For map circulars, condensed lime table* and general information in regard to trans port at ion facilities to all points in Tennessee, Arkansas. Missouri, Minncsoto, Colorsda, A'ansaj-. Iowa, New Mexico, Utah and Cali fornia. apply to or ad tress At.KK.nr B. Wkknn. General Emigrant Agent, Oftieo No. 2 H. 1. Kimball House. .Atlanta, <ia. No one should go West without tirst get ting in communication with the General Immigrant Agent, ami bccoroc informed as to superior advantages, cheap and >jiiiek trans portation of families', household goods, clock, and farming implements generally. All tn formativn chc;rj'vlly -jivm. W. L. DANLEY. oe22m8 (i. J', k. T. A. Get Your Lumber ! With full confidenco of my ability to give satisfaction, both in promptness and execu tion, I respect fully solicit tho patronage of those wanting LUdHF.K of any kind whatever. The milt possessing abundant water power, and being localwd within ea>y distance to Ganiden, oH'crs a great saving in transportation. Every effort will bo made lo accommodate the patrons of the mill. Orders left at the store of 11kaki> Bhos. will havo prompt attention. ap211f T. H.CLAKKE I. H. ALEXANDER DENTIST. g?3k?Ofliceopposite McCreight'aGin Factory Broad Street, Camden, S. 0. Tooth Powders, Tooth Brushes and Mouth Washes always on hand. fe'J'Jnili E. C. GREEN, ir. J. II. PlllhlR & f? FACTORS & CCKHlSIOil MERCHANTS, COTTON n?,l NAVAt, KTOtttiS, Accommodation Wharf and Vendue liange, ('if A h'Lt:sTUX, S, (\ J It, 1'An Kilt A , S, TM CM nil. fivjy"Having taken a situation with the t?la>ve Firm, I v.* i 11 be pleased to serve my friends. Responsible.*artics washing advan tage can gel then. set A Splendid lot of young Apple Trees for Twnnty-Rvo varieties, tho best, earliest, and latest. Also a large lot of Grape Vines, etc. Send for Price List lo WM. K. NELSON, Augusta, Gn. Joseph B. KERSHAW" ATTORNEY & OUXSELI.OR AT LAW B^UOfice on DeKalb Street. fo21y 1 Feed & Sale Stables. Tho undersigned respectftilly call Ihc attention of the public lo the fact thai they have opened ft first class feed and sale stable in rear f>t Iholr store; where sloe); will be well sheltered and cared for. We also have oti hand a lot of choice Homes and MuHfs, adapted fo single and double draO. and aotno fine saddler*. Give us a call. EPPERSON k ELLIS. Northern Hay, OrMs, Shorts and Poarl llominv, At an ft-lf. F. G08*!i'Htovc 'out's Dead in tho Street. Under the lump ll*ht, Jkml lu ilio (ilrec t Dellcotc, fiUr aud only tweuty. There kbe lies, fkee to the skies, Starved to death In u olty of plenty t Hpurnod by all that U pure and nwoet. ? by busy and carol e?* fbet. Hundreds bent upon folly Hi:d treasure, Hundred* with plenty, time and leisure, Lel*uro to speed C'lirUU mission below, To teach U19 crrtHR and mise ttio lowly, Plenty, in Christ'* nam*to show That Life has something divine and holy, lloatxtad charm*?claaudcal brow, Delicate ifenturea?look at thein now, I,ook at hex Hp*?ou<h? they coulif amlle. Eyea?well, lywer word of her*, a blush Shall brine to the ?alntlloat/Uce. She has round, let um liope and trust, I'cace lu a hlKhcr and better placc. And yet despite of all?ettlt I weeu, Joy ofaomu heart Kho-niu*t hare been? Homo fond mother prdud of the tusk, Han stopped totliiKerthe dainty curl? Home proud father has bowed to ask A blessing on her, his darling girl. Hard to think ax wo look ?t her there, Of all tho tendorhesM, love and cure, Lonely watching?sore hcndache, Of all tho agonies, burning team, Joyk and sorrows, liopcn uimI fears Hreathcdand suffered ft>r her sweet wko-> Fancy will picture a home after t)ut.whore the daisies ruid buttercupsare? Out where the llfeglvlii;; broor.eablow. Far from them*sodden street* foul und low. Fancy will picture a lonely heart 11 And an aged couple dead to mirth. Kneeling beside a bed to pray, Or lytngawnkoo'nlKhtH to hark For a thtnK that may come In the rain und the dark A hollow-eyed woman with weary feet? 1 letter they never knew she whom they cherished no LIch this nl^rbt, lone ami low, iH-ad In the street. OIUCINAL Written for the Kershaw (iiiKlte, "What's in a Nams ?'? Intimidation Mv Pkar FHiknd?You required, when 1 parted from you, on my arrival hero, to give you sotno "Jottings by tho Way." We arrived at Muldot; Station safely, and, were hurriedly seated by the conductor iu a smokey, unplea sant room. Tho gcutletncn word reat Jcss, walking to and fro. flamming .doors aud smoking cigars. Thoro ia always through life a silver liniug to tho cloud. I became suddenly attraotcd, absorbed, in I tho oouvowation of two gentlemen en ,bo PoKtt" 'of tlio was a resident of Aberdeoa ; was a northern dr ' ' ?o sro weano^^liwJj^^iiEation. They are dubonuir and ignoro the name of any subject leading them away from pcaucful uuity. "I wish to know, sir," said the stran ger, "how you managed this election. I am told you intimidated your numer ous colored raee by tho uso of cannon and threatened to drive their, to starra tiou il they did not vote your ticket." I perceived an involuntary desire to laugh the man in the fj.oo such rudeness is not characteristic of Southern irten. "No, sir, our young mc n made a Fourth of July celebration of this elec tion, and nt the clnso ? of each speech they discharged their cannon iu nppro \al. It was rumored the CJovernor do , sired to provoke a collision between the traces. They were forewarned, forearm ed. We entreated tho colored popula tion to go and listen to our speeches, and by this means, and no stint of frauds, to bribe thein to hear and be lieve our lirtn determination to alter the present suto of things. Your own northern republicans assisted to iuf.>rni them of our wishes lo elect men oj* pro b?ty and cultivated intellect. We an; encouraged. We hopo tho d ?y will dawn upon us now in scintillating bril liance. I, sir, for one, will pro aiso t^> join the radical hand, if wo do r:< r fulfill our promise to the colored people. We prefer them for laborern. If ? bit and love of locality will hind us. Wo desire to see them educated; wo doti} tho wish to see them back into slavery. Uut we do crave to see justice administered, and our literary, high toned men oneo more tinging their clarion voices in hulls of our legislatures, to proiuoto peaceaud indus try, and elevate the masses frym immo rality. Now, sir, that fellow Chamber lain, wo have great hope* iu him, and trust he will lice our sinter State, South Carolina, from her demoralization. AI though a republican, I believe be is try ing to reform the State." To my regret, tho whistle sounded; all was hurry and bunilo, each to secure seats oti our way to Atlanta. As I journeyed oimard I reviewed the past exciting scenes caused by the Mis sissippi ( lection; various processions, of torchlight and daylight ; whiro and black side by side. The enjoyment was visible upon their countenances. Faith shone out rcdiviuns. The "hurrahs" from the colored race were boisterous. It really looked like old times again,? Flags of all descriptions were hold aloft, inviting the breexc from Heaven to sane lion their unity. Rosette* wore worn upon the hats of the white gentlemen, and adorned the well-worn hat of the colored man. After tho election, the houses were illuminated, serenades given to our popular speakers, nod the wino and cake distributed to all. I hopo s- on to write as favorable on account of our State. 0. Camden. S. C. Ipsfrilnnccms. A Bcmance of the Late War. To the Editor of the Chicago Tribunes On the 12th day of June. 18G3 I wit nessed a duel between a Coptuiu Jones, commanding a company of Federal scouts, and Captain Fry, commanding Rebel scout*, mi Green county, Fast T?o noesec. These two men had been fight ing cachother for jix mouths, with the fortuned of buitle first in favor of one and thon the other. Their comuiuuds wuro tamped on cither side f of Lick Creek, a large and sluggish stream too deep to ford and too shallow for a ferry boat; but horo a bridge spanned the stream, for tho convcnicuco of tho traveling public. Each of thetn guar*J* ed this bridge, that communication could go neither North nor South, as tho rail road track had been broken up months before. After lighting cachothor for several months, and contesting the point as to which should hold tlic bridge, they agree 1 to fight a duel ; tho conqueror to, hold the bridge undisputed, for the time being. Jones gave the challenge, and Pry acccptod. The terms wore that they should flight with navy pistols at twenty yards apart, deliberately walking toward* eacliothor and firing until the last chamber of their pistols were dis charged, unless one or the other fell bo tore all the discharges were made. They chose their seconds, and agreed upon a Rebel surgeon, (as lie was the only one in either command,) to attend them iu ease of danger. Jones was certainly a fine lookh?gp? fellow, with light hair and blue oycs,fivo feet toil inches in height, looking every inch the military chieftain, lie was a man that soldiers would admire, and ladies regarded with admiration. 1 ncvcr: saw a man more Cu?>l, determined and heroic under such cireumutnncee. 1 have? read of the deedf. of chivalry and knight^ errantry, in tho middle ages, and of bruve men embalmed iu modern poosy but when 1 saw this mun Jones come to the duelists scratch, fighting, not for ro-~ al or Mipposod wrongs lo himself, but as he really thought, for tho glory of hit fl.ijc, and his country, I eould not help ! admiring the muu, notwithstanding he fought for the freedom of the o< which I was opposed to. Fry was a man full six feet llr^h" Wil long, curling jet black hair, bkek cy< and wearing a slouch hat pudeftrey sui looking rather tho demon tljnu heinai Tliero was nothing fcrooious about hi but he had that sell- uClciont non dmV that paid, "I will kill * 1% Wide, a doubt, lie vrw Hit. .oolabdoolhx an/although snfU ri "/ IVum ? ^ h wound iu his . 4 , I -? ' of distretfj. but Boomed ready the fight. The ground wa? eteppod off by the seconds, pistols loaded nnd exchanged, and ti e principals brought faeo to faoc. I shall never forget that meeting. Jonos iu his military, boyish mood, as they shook hands remarked that A eoldicr l>r*vc?t death fo. a f.iuciful wreath, When in piety's romantic earcrr. Fry caught up the rest of the scntcnco and answered by saying : Vet he bead* o'er the foo, when in bat tle l*id low, And hntliJ? every wmind with a tf&r. They turned around .?nd walked back to the point designated. Jones' s :cond had the word ' fire ! ' and as ho slowly said "'one?two?three, fire!" they st uui!taneou>ly turned at tho word one, and instantly fired. Neither was hurt. They deliberately cocked their pistols and walked towards c;u'h other, filing as they went. At the filth shot- Jones throw up his light hand, and firing his pistol iu tho air, sank down. Fry was iu the net of firing' his last phot but see ing Jones fall, silently lowered his pis tol. dropped it to tho ground and sprang to Jones' side, taking his head iu his lap a* he sat dowu, and asked him if he Was hurt. I discovered tint Joiich was shot in the region nTtlm stomach, the ball hav ing glanced around I hut organ, ami coin- j ing out to the left of tho spinal column, besides lie had rieeived three other | fr'ghiful flesh wounds in other parts oi l the body. 1 dressed his wounds and gave him such stimulants a* 1 had. He nifterwutds got w,!|. Fry received three wounds one break ing his left arm. one iu the loft and the other iu the ri^ht side. Alter months I of .suffering lie got well. Neither of t hem asked for a discharge, but both re sumed their command* when they <;of well and foi g it tho war out to the bit ter end, and today are p-irtiiCH iu a wholesale grocery bunucss down South, d( ing a good business, and verifying thu sentiment of Myron, that "a soldier braves death," ete. Trusting that theabovo truthful nar-, : rativo will be a lesson to soifte people | North Mid South, that stayed outside i and yelled,''Si eL, dog!" nnd nro still not satisfied with the results of tho war. let me subscribe myself a reconstructed CoM'KUKKATK Si K< IKON. A Litti.k Waik. ? Ih'tvven 12 nnd 1 o'clock o:i the night of tho 22d, the matron at tlie I'ahnctto Orphan Home, attracted by a musical little voice iu the porch of that institution, upon going to the door found a littje stranger, r.n in. 'aiit, wrapped in a skill, wai'ing to be taken up. ^ Tho good la ly took the little fellow up nnd carried him to tho tire, and believes if she had not heard his cries n* soon as she did, he would Boon lui vo perished of Col Though born of a hart less mother, who nbaudoned him so early in life, wo trhst'ho mny livo to be ns grout a man as ho upon whoso birth day he was ufthitred into this sin ful World, 'fho little follow was between one and two hours old whoa left, at the door, liot him bo uiimud Washington (Jcrgo or lteliel Oeorge?cither will do under tho circumstances. he wi ...? ex president Andrew Johnson, nttircen ville, l'cuu , U Nuuouficcd. yjr ' " * A Year Ago and X?ow. iilhyr lingered ut the gato until he uld finish that last remark, oud she Vc<# with her fan, while her eyes were l?jr;Ml0*n from beneath a jaunty hat, ?Kiily partially shaded her faoo from -pppbt of the silvery moon. Ho stood gracefully on the outside, Krone hand rested on tho gatepost H*he other tracing uutelligihlu hiero ?fttiics on the pan nets. They were Hug very sentimental, and neither |Ro for some minutes, until sho broke in a sweet musical voice: H&nd you will always think as you How, tfaoffee ?" Her, dearest; your image is impressed Hi IBytfiaK so indelibly that nothing in ever efface it. Tell me Julia, love H of your sex, that I have a right to Hat there.'' ? ?Oh, you men are so deceitful," she ftrcred, coquettish ly. ?True, Julia, men are deceitful," he H, drawing a little nearer to her and ?duating himself inside the gate, ' but ?>, darling, could deccivo you?'' M'And if 1 were- to die, George, fttldu t you find homo one else y^u ?Id love as well ?" l^Nevcr, never. No womnn eould Lr take your phtcc in my heart." ftfOh, ?juit now ! That ain't right," B murmured, as she made a feint effort F remove his arm from around her me hold you to my heart," he nispcrcd, passionately, ''until you have Riaeutud to bo mine, and he drew her brer to him und held her tightly until lobtaiucd the covc.ted boon. St fcebicd but yesterday sinec our WJ footsteps interrupted that touch [g KtUe Vfbene, but when we passed near 16 suttio locality at mucnrly hour in the XMHling, ere the moon and stars had UodL und heard'a gentle voice exclaim : f-'A '? P?r : you've stayed out (his long, W yo Jfcjay Just ah well nuke n ni^\t fit. ? FH teach you to stay at the lodge Itil three o'clo^k-in the morning, and icn come fooliug around my door to yfry mo and* wake tho baby. Now ?c?hat and -Meop on it." ftWna but yesterday, that li:t!e ?t tbo gate, but when we a.-ei u nt (^witness to this latter scene edit had been longer. eh. Monrtsr. try monster was seen a PWcra, near Loophuud Ok h* sjf'luted ?on tho the Cbwity Claro, dcseribedkMp . of^WWP?wla?6uw ide of a Atocp rock, llo nt onee ran out ?I re^oh o( tho monster, whose approueli aoked anything but friendly. It then use high out of tho water and plunged with suoh forcons to cause the water to fly so far and in such quantities as to ?flrepoh iho observer to the skin, he standing forty foot back from the wat-r ?*t tho time. It -cinAincd near thirty to l?rty minute*, never disappearing a m<> incut from view, but rearing its huge body partly out of the water and giving ,? better chance for further observation. It was observed to havo tho tail of a porpoise and two largo fins from the ^boulders, and on the breast Were two large fatty lumps, which shook with ev ery motion of tho body. It then shap ed its course westward, still keeping it* h#gd and nock well elevated. Its bulk jftr exceeded that of the largest porpoise j^ftrsoort on the coast. Tho Sort cf Hovival that is Neod cd, The revival we is not only a ro vival of Bounder scriptural preaching, hut a revival of true Christian living. W o have had quite a surfeit of the re ligion which luxuriates in the devout fervors of the praycriiiceting and camp ground which stngs sweet hymns and applauds sweet sermons, and then goes off to its money grasping and i:s pleas ure seeking, and its pandering to self and sin. (iod forbid that we speak lightly of true spiiitual emotion. Hit tho Christianity which Christ demands i* something deeper than a song or a Ki rmnn or a saeiMinei.t. It i* tiio holy and humble imitation of hims If. The r< vivul, then, which we need is a revival of the religion which keeps (?od h com mandmetita ; which tells the truth ami sticks to its promises ; which pays twen ty shillings to the pound ; which ear. s moro for a good character then a fine coat; which Votes at t'to ballot-box in the direction that it prays; which denies ungodly lusts, and which can he trusted in every stress of temptation. A revi val which will sweeten our homes, and chasten our press, and purify our polities, and cleanse our business ami commerce from roguery and rottenness, would ben boon from heaven, A revival which will bring not only a Uihie knowledge l?ut a Biblo conscience to all, is what the land is dying for. The world's sorest want to day is more Christ like men and women, i'lio preaching it need* is ? more sermons. Won tiik Monk/.?"Ht half a do! I >r I shall fall down! lift half a do! ! l.tr I shall fall !1 murmured an old ehap | one evening lis, load'd to the muzzle wi:h forty rod whiskey, ho was feeling j It is way down Smith street. "H-t half I a dol?"Just here tho old b >y's hee!s fl :w Hi) higii into th<r air tli it his head and shoulders beat, thein baek to the ground, llising to a sitting posture. !??? t(>ok up his hat, rubbed the hack el his head ami then said: "Won tin money, !>y thunder! Ami it is the first bet I've won this winter I" A Misgouii lawyer successfully drf?nd ed a highwayman, but charged him an cxhorhitunt foo. The highwayman p iitl it without a murmur, stopped his coun - sel on his way home at night, and re covtvcd the cash. I . Dat's What Mats s Holdad. \ estcrduy S* was found eu^aj^d in one of his philosophic, political haran gues to mjuic of liia uolurcU friends. "Deso hyar' publicans kin promise till do las' day in de morning, tut dey j ain't j?winc to ketch dis liyar blavkbird j wid no more cliafl !" ho cxclaiincd posi tively. "What's you mad 'bout ?" asked an other darkov. "Dis is what I'm mad 'bout?inind | my words now. Don't dey say, when I do war wus played o t d A do uigg. r wi s gwine to be luado good as do white I foke ?" "Ob konrso dey did !"* "And dat the nigger worked fur 4II , dat do olo masters had and could yearn , all dat property back to themselves, i hoy ?" "Yes ; dat's frne too !" '?Dat do while t'oks waz gwino ter bo , poor ns church mouses and uiggcis rich, I hey r "Oni-hook; dat's what dey said !" ''Dat all sounded j<*s' as purty as rer.din' on a cirkus hill, didn't it^?"' "You'se right, it did !"' "Well, what makes me mad is dat cir- ! kus hain't arrevc down hyar, yit, an' wo j can t hear dat its eomiu' ! Dress do * J/oid, ile white foks is jes" as rich as I eber, nn' it wa /.do nigger *?*ar go', busted, au' ho been Lusted cbtr sriic.-, .an* i? 1 gwino tor stay busted! Dat's wh.ir makes irie mad nn' cf i c publicans cher git anoddcrchauco at me, 1 11 go die wid do yallcr jandiss, n chawin' ole 1 yaller 'leesiiun tickc.st !*' No one li it capable of responding to ! Si s point. IlarJ Tim:s. Tli'1 following bi tfl article on this sub ject fioin the Plaekshcnr (,'<?,yitn } should bo printed on evt rv press iu the I land, umii iis \i\id truths absolutely an mhilatc the loungers who pivvcut i:s a.? a people from attaining to a cuidilioii "I general pmsp -rity : '"mi it is. young man, and the longer J you sit around town, holding your han<ls I mid twirling your thituihs, and sighing for better ones to connr, the harder times i will he. Fpiing is coming: seed time is here ; tho plow handles call you ; the axe is to be.swung ; tho music of the hammer and anvil must bo heard, and the, glistening of tho britihlen??d boo seen amongst tho tares of tho field.? There uiay bo no place for you b'hind thocountor, or at tho desk, in tho count house, or conductor of a train,, or i or do your afcftLra., ! Tuero you, all other occupations, being tho first of your race, and bearing all tho seal and signet of divinity." Pay yonr subscription. A IjK.\r \ f.v.t Tr.wikdv.?They stood together in the ent.iy beneath tho ball la 111 n, says the Chicago Tribune. " 1 It on Henry." .sho sai l in a low voici, wherein were bler.dcd determination, melam holy and "you refuse my Sllit t '? \ eS, Ki'.n." ,he replied in ;i<; Cents that Wer. firm, though the speak- j cr's voice trembled. "L admire yen; I ! w.ll be a brother to you, iiih) w itch with j pii your coi r c th oigh li;'e, and if' trouble should befall you, there will at ? least he one friend to whom you can' come for succor, but I c;.n never, never I In! y.iur husband." "It is not heeiiu.se i I am poor, Henry. f\>r, oh. if that j Were all, I could toil gladly from morn ' till niuht for yon,and .strive and win a ! home for you. humble it might he, but our 0V11." "It is useless to attempt to induce me to change my determination. 1 hoti'jh I am but a poor, week man, I ciin never, never change my mind.'' "Then, cruel young mail, so fair and yH so lai.-'O, farewell. Tomorrow you will ."<?0 my mailed remains on the lecture platform, mid kuojv dial it has bet.uyour work. lint it wiiKbo too "late," and, clasping him toiler hi.soin in jvild em brace. she lied into the outer daikiiess. ? +*- ? ------ . IlKN Klt.VNKMX's IV.KsX, J ,!,., ]'. Marry, ol New \oik, presented to the Commissioner of Patent.-* a claim of ownership of tho ??i i^iu:t! lieujainiti l'r.iuklin printing press, which I as b- eii for many year . in poss.-ss'inu ol the I'.i,. tout ohieo. After lull examination of tho d ?cum< nlai v tvilenco submiiud it in P.u d tli it Mr. Murry's tlaiui is per fectly good, and tho pr< km will now be held subject t ? his order. it i-< 'dr. Murry s intention to have, this interest ing relic of (be first great Ante] lean printer exhibited at the (Vntcnial along side id a lloe lightening cylinder of the late -it const 1 action. Au unknown p rson of \\illi-im?hur/ V11., who signs himself "A ltel? I ,>f | (>'?. a patriot of 1S7I5," observing that tl'.e last monthly debt st-it< un'ii( fix? ?? ] tbe nalioua! debt al 82.-I I. bas written *o S-cretary !S1 ist<>*.v a letter io 'dos-iug tw.-my five cents "to pay t' e last two fi-.;uro:?," mi l e\pt-m |l,e hope that five oth'-r ]>ersous fa'riwtir ?e* l.iuis-If in ay ho found duri'u ? th ? (V'tit 'iMii d year v<ho wi!| li.rii l.it,! t 1k debt bv eat b payin.; oft' two of the re maining ten figui'es. Wouriiv Mmi I.A 11'?\. Tho O'litor of tho Lewi-town (I'a.t S>,tfi,,,/ I ,,s lately r eeived a b?/iey of ^ Jtl.'jtl!) Ir on an 1 I I ei: \/. ?() MiiHiu count, , a* some ncknowhidg' tnent of the In n< fit i'o ivnl from tho reading of that newspaper ? An act wort by of emulation. How dif feii-nt tin; feelings of 1 hat "d'ard- parted'* iu his new hoiii" from tlinco of tho pom follows who Wefe taken out in debt to the printer. Hea ler, you 1:1 iy not be llblo to IcaVO a ?dt>,<>(?() legacy In your editor, but do. do try to get out sijuarc with him. ? /,/< /iniiy, 1'ay your subscript ion. fnuuln (Eiwlr. Ci; G-snuincss. ^>U,CS a 11 uo better 5 u 'j*. var.,i*h u !.?^u'uuy110 iTbe-vt'1 "I " ^fjollcli l.j- uuubnid U-isTll*' curucr ?,? di. '? ? '? U luakuih Z";,',a,f^i''r|";!! i'!?. fesr'n, 'r "B ".o ovary a?,| ltisX ????. .a : ,... as 1 in lioaVtfii. i^S3r?r on the ilirouj1" f!ir' v - li,,U,wl,? Cu.j^cJ JTca, <>..????. ,,m .i?i,v7;.T w':r i Z'7.T?y*j,mm tb"y >' ?-??' n.-i ? I ilv I .'"'ili 01 '"Otlicrs", w|.,mJ !. '"'"" ?, , ,,r:,,?r * ~ 0 ?.vj I'c.uv. All ' 1 11 !,:,v? yoW,,f their souls f j Xu^YT' W,l? ?si,V"',y ?'U \ "" ?"IJ. "low ,1,.|? ' , "n'r l "iis,r am] * , < ? v.?IJiiC to (lie ||.,,] ? 'J'i, . , M J b.r?s> ?i-V' /?"'? ?" ''link; the Uvili. ?nil(. ;r;iUl!(!ill, j , ,. ;K,Hr:" "':?' '??? "/? in ,r >t i? LVi?.;;i Itl d-.lll-s |.|, 11 I U "k- s the ri-.; i i ? . ,,u" "P ; '-'fj \UMk...?n,jr of H|| ? llt] ? ? r-'sw ; iho dccav ,,r ... . ' ; reek loaned ami biaM,|u.Iir. ' , ! r ' U?c KulJtii despair oT iV r 'l/r^.L? ,? ' chums of evil Iiuhita. Wlmt VLt"'! r r jj".10 a,ul c"MU,|"l,f. what harvest* of ' - liofhancb??d/ IvKf'i'Kcj' l)cK T0 Wivk< n JwT,i?hith,Cr ]V;,7',?n ? ??I.J?rt 'in 'vi'-"l vu:u'? I I tier mall's ? ? ? lunmd your own of a Kiult. j)u 1 '>|r.?cl, j-,,,,,. wifj w:;i ,'| ?Ji'li'ds fin- if.!. ,i, ..... i 3>nal : J:;! ..o",:"'?""'"?"?I"-!' -i,o ?inI J'""'" "1.U.W H","' }"t:r ,iis,v-.ial |or |.u. j-... ) r 1 ? ?'??? :n k :?fnv.\ ?f ? |,.7 i. ... ,.' V: Jiavc :i pli-i >"'t Iiihuo ari l a diri-Hal wil!* n.J . ' llS.d..r V..tir off.. | >, \\J, ? ? un aii?J siIv ,it in \our own-hui-M.. ' rt,,,,a,ka"I? l'"r socLbiJiiy ol.s vhen' A I >?*?? M.K Cu.NTitAST.? I liaVi! 8CCII :i li'aulilul liico wiun in re j !*.?(', cviiv il'atui'u ol" whiviii was cut in I lie m ist cx'|ui.si?(! liiH's. \sii!t a iii'iuMiu^ \v! i<-li wX'.s jii'i lr"(, ami tints wliicli wn"'! <1 ?? lit itf aii'l lii-h. A-j 1 look*.<1 ii|<uii i: at 1'i-jjt, 1 .vaitl it was | ' rl t t -t!?c lac - of a liio.-t lu-au'iiul W(>!ii.;n. K'niko, at hn^th ; aii'l tin: \v.>ri- \v r- i(nis,' : n 1 uiiiiit'Hijri-iit. Jl.nv tiic l?i-autv 11><1. tlu: tiiits of a rait:itow <lii- win n a c'oiil i*oiiii\* oVi r t lio .?'un ! 1 ii iv*.t s.vii an !i -r f:.ci\ ].? !> ? ?!? i f?il, an 1 y-t not u_rly. I tli >u r!:t it, a pleasant I.U'i', tlioii^Ii ii't yj> t i iliy y, in nu trii il. Ian u !i n >;>okr. tii ? li:.lii of j,'* ui >u>< aii'l i ultihv 1 J?ni liin' of. Vi ry I'..tun t !? ? li. !.i of the >1111 nIk il? III"!, til'' lu-.il"' (i| i '* J ol 'ell rays to liii;:e with li' .u'ly Ch ? tuar.'in of tlu* eveiiii;-.; i lou l. i I>.;v e\( ry t" ..11?r ? ?jlo.vswith a iv;:.'l hi-tuty, whii-h il. Ii* s imitation ; i.ml lio.v !';r^u-h l enity out ra;iks ineiv j>hys'..':il he.n'y. StUM.'iW 'I'UK \ I >.-< ON 'III!', I I Ki'.l.s (if ? IuV.-? Di I you iv. r notice that iaimc iliately alter tin: "luMrriajto*' hetnl,. the uaiy" lolloWi (I ? 'I'vpieal of I It ? I weii-leii 11 ? 11j'ines^ un 1 j.>:i i in '5.is i j flu- cliatil.s and soirfs an I ;;!ei: o! m i ry ^ oin to 'I <y w ill In: hi' ik *11 ! y W.iiis ti ? I niui's'ow, for tin: so(l< w;il ho piird i.:i I the hr.'.ist of sotue we. thought i.ot so j near tli.'ijiMVc. We read who are in ir I iied and wish thein joy; a hue helow j is ;i r.-eoid of d Milis, and wc s iy 1 itio'.irnfuiiy. fi.'tic.: to tin ir a-h'S. Soi ? I i*o,v tri ads on tlie h"< !.-? of jo\ ; : on?fs are ) hu?h' d ilV tile fo'ltf dU of it .I'll ; l.,ti_'' s are hrok' ii rudely; voices, no in iit'.r ho.v :h i.d. d, arc sM led i*i a in .iii> lit. It is ft V I'd and sal', rule** t ) Oil I'll j in cviy |<l i*\'j'H if you meant to sj. |,(] V?uir life tie r.?. n"Vi r omittim; an op I iioitunify of d iiu;.r a kinditi >s( or sp 'a!? itivj ji Ini'j vvni'd, oi* m.ikin.; t> liieml. S? cds thuHtown fiy the way !?!?? oltcn hrin^' futli ail a' niidaut h.u'Vesf,. V.-u niivri't f" "p' tel v1 u; suniincr (inioa the people til >t ill y ..I.'I llii ir ilcsiti lei ill's should hv* hetief a!ll happier, t'' I iil'.'ii line: and et?'inity, lor your Woiks and J your examples. ? I'O'.ll A co'.v di'.l ia Hprinj, fn ld, Oiiio, ea'in^ too niany ajiplcs, which g.lVe l is tv iiotile li'ouhl. in eider. The Gazette Job Printing Office. The OAirrri Job offic? it letter prepared i'im my i4'ier pllic? in luwa, to execute in ibe ueaieei auvl luoyt attractive siyles e*ery <lr?crij>ii.>ii uf Jo*> Printing, tuck m l'am phlets, I m!Ih?, Hill Heads, I.otter And Nolo ltc*d?, Uriels. Posters, L>odgen?. Circu lar*. llami Kill, Wedding, Viaiiing and Ad Jw (.'nrvlis, Ituxintn l^rds. Label*, &c. Work dene in Urvtuc, Ked, Blue Mid Black. The public must remember that tk* lt*i is al**.?\s (/re eAt'tpett. We do work at Charleston Prlcee; and i pv.arnnlce entire snti?ft?ction to out patrons. \\ e keep constantly or hand the largest slock of l*apcr?uiud Cards in town. FACTS AND FANCIES. s% At the funeral of a woman in Alub&r ? ma Hie oil r day, a neighbor iu atten dance. fooling called upou to say some- - thiug sympathetic to tho afflicted hus-l band, kimily remarked, "You'vo got a aplcudid day for tho funeral 1" ^ A negro in South Carolina, who Was complaining of the hard times, declared they were tho hardest ever known. "W liy," said ho, "I works all day, an' steals all night, an' yet I'm bleat cf I kin make an honest living." What Aii.kp IIer.?"Madam," said a quack to an old lady who insisted on knowing what ailed her, "tho nerves of your tympanum havo fallen 6ti tho ecrebclluni, causing a tizarizen, and it is what wo call scrutinary complaint "(Joodncss uie," hlio exclaimed, "you'ro the first doctor that ever told mo exact ly what was llio nutter 1" A gentleman wishing to buy somo roast chesnuts in "tho streets, the lad who wns selling them asked : "D'yo want 'em very goo I, sir, orouly good?." "Vou havo got two qualities then ?" said the gentleman, "Yes," replied tho little lellow, coolly?"one for catiug and i the other for warming your hands. Them lor warming hauds ain't got such a good flavor." The fallowing advertisement recently appeared in a Western paper :?"A lather wants to find a school for his son where a manly and useful education will bo given him. and where the teachers ?1) not till tho heads of their pupils with humbug stories about nations that died and Were buried thousands of centuries ?ago not a citizen of which could cither | e< n uiand a steamboat or keep an bote!." A French piper tells tho following ; "A Frenchman who had purchased a country seat was complaining of tho want ol bird* in his garden, 'Set some traps,' replied an officer, 'and they II come.' I | w.?s oiu-e ia Africa, and there wasn't supposed 11 t'.o a woman within two hundred miles, I hung a pnir of ear ring.'. and a bracelet upon u treo, and i he next morning 1 fouud two (vo uien under the branches." A Bnflfalo man dreamed that ho was going over the Falls, aud he hndhis wifo by^lic throat when ho woko up. Next night she had a dream and broko his uoao as tho struck at an Iudian. A school boy hnd just got liia; fixed to sing ? Let us- lovo ono another,' when a snowball hit him ju tho mouth, and so contused him that lie V?!lcd, U"J Sho was brushing hb luirr and I tell him, and ho explained : "Becauso he was tickled at being fust over." A father, fearing an enrthquako in the region of his home, scut his two boys to a distant friend's until the peril should be oyer. A few weeks after, the father received this letter from his friend : "I'leaso take your boys houio and send down the earthquake." 'First class in music, stand up?TIow many kinds of metre, aro there ?' 'Threo *ir, long metre, shorMnctro. and meet her by moonlight alone.'1 As a Scotch schoolmaster was (cach ing a sharp urchin (o cipher on tho ?date. the precocious pupil put tho fbl lowiug question to liis instructor: '?\\ hanr ?!iz a' the figures gang till when t hey i o rubbit out'{" s There was consternation at Verona, N. V . one Sunday, when an old barn y rd ram w h found standing, i'<e on angel with a flaming sword, at t!io doorway of i l'rtviby-ti-rinu church, butting fiercely at cvi ly body who attempted to enter tlio s.-.iicHi.iry. Finally two of tho brethren * dze I tho intruder by tho forelock, and returned him to his fol 1. A bald tnin was sully astonished *<o his French barber's charges so hii?h: I en fran cm, c:?e!iiinn d he, 1 for cuttiu" "> ha:.- ! ' ??(Hi, no, monsieur, nut for enr ing your l.eir, but for finding do h..ir to cut. ' ".*?5 ilia," observed .Mr. Hoicomb, ns he u.,-> j'ii!11on hi< (latins, 1'Ilifro' ? in', no p.'.t !i i n lb' i.i hit e; he.s ye t., ' ' I em t tix it now no way; I'm too busv," "Wei!. ive i:je the patch, then, an' 1 11 etrrv it around with r.i -. I d >n't want people to think I can't afford the cloth." It-? a ?-ur!ous inei lent of matriniony, say * the ' heinmtti that if you ? e l y.-ur wife io get up and buil.l tho tip', yhe exhibit.' dutiful obedieneo by I'oithwith proceeding to fire up. The most puzzling thing about r n I editorial, shears is the autip ithy usually e\i<" between that useful artielo and j the iti.'ie found at ti.e bottom of a para graph. 1 1 A I' !' ur_' wi.tnnn wax curcl of "ji'vehle.- iicss I)}' a | nest. I lor Im.diaiid i< pio'.v 1 ii?.* nrouu I al'lor the juiost ?villi a .-!?->t jjuii. Mm ? '!>?) you think it Would lx-safb fi?r in ? to cim.-.s this pasture Maid? ??NV' ll, liu* old hull ?I?n?'t like red very in'j h, hut il you will chalk your nose I <.;us lit? wuii ( attack you." "M mint i\? d.iliii'^ didn't hurt l.i? little e ei- iu pip pnr.t ly ; did lie dear ' it wjis id! i<ii iici'idciit to In; Mire.? ' '? V<v maniiu'i ; and all I want i> another chaiiu' to er.u k him.'* A Ix llc who whs f.urcltav!i?(< f< mo ^d./Vr? toll the 11- rk she wanted thcin dI'ii ? ^nlid.i d in<u.mj-wW." The clerk j s.iid liny \vrr<: all O'rt of that shade, but | su^estrd ' infuriated rat" a? a substitu te. IK; Wii? difcT.nrj;<,d. It m iin]I'-rtiinf. to know tlio difler ! "ii a- between iiinslirooius t.n?l toadstools, I,ut !< taken ^i'hm to find out, nud author I i:i.'< di.'ier. The only sure teat id to ',-nt I i.ii \ It you live, it is u mushroom, j I! you die, it is a toadstool. ? ? -??>. ? I *.? v y ?ur subx> ion.