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A young lady asked & gentleman themeoning of the word "surrogate," und ho explained it to her as "a gate through whioh. parties go to got married." "Then I imagine," said the lady, "that it is a corrnption of the word Borrowgate." "You are right," eaid he, "as woman is an ab? breviation of woe to man." Apropos of the New York streut bridge, *ho Brooklyn Union classifies the crowd that clusters around the corner of Fulton street and Broadway thus: "One-half bf them stare np the steps, and the others step up the stairs." . '.. Sani. Johnson hos said, and others have repeated it, that a man is better pleased when ho has a good dinner Upon his fabio than when his wife speaks Greek. A coroner's jury, in Logan County, Ohio, recently returned a verdict that tho death of a child was "the visitation of God to take it out of misery."_ LEM0HS1 LEMONS! KA BOXES FRESH LEMONS, at low OU prices. J. 0. SEEGERS A CO. May 19_ BOLTING CLOTHS. AFOLL aasortraont of best Anchor Brand BOLTING CLOTHS, on hand and for sale low hv May 22 J. A T. B. AGNEW. To City Tax-Payer*. CITY CLERK'S OFFICE, COLUMBI A, May 24.1867. fTUXES duo tho city of Columbia, re JL maining unpaid after the 5th of Juno next, will bo collected by executions lodged with the Sheriff of Richland District. J. S. MCMAHON, City Clerk. May 25 10_ FANNINGS RESTAURANT^ JUST RECEIVED, and for sale, tho fol? lowing choice articles: . FRENCH BRANDY, OLD CABINET WHISKEY, " HoUandGin, " Jamaica Rum, ,; Portwine, '. Sherry " Claret " . Madeira " Rhiuo " And all kinds of CORDIALS, PORTER, ALE and CIGARS, Always on hand. LUNCH EVERY DAY, from ll to 1 o'clock. May 2 Pollock House. LOYERS of THE GOOD THINGS OF THIS LIFE can have their wants aup -pbod at tho above-named RESTAURANT. Everything connected with tho house is in beet order. MEALS served at short notice. 1 Private dinner and supper rooms attached. OYSTERS, FISH, GAME and MEATS prepared in every style. Tho best of WINES, LIQUORS, ALE, choice SEGARS and TOBACCO on hand. ?3. FREE LUNCH every day at ll o'clock. T. M. PQLLOCK. Proprietor. Feb 8_ _ Sundries. OLD GOVERNMENT JAVA and LA GUAYRA COFFEES, English Breakfast, Gunpowder and Dlack TEAS, Italian Maccaroni, E. D. Checso, Fresh Biscuits, Pickles, Piccolili, French and English Mustards, Sauces, Fresh Peaches, in cans, Tou.at?e<j, Salmon, Lobster, Oysters, Grouse, Salad Oil, Sardines, Raisins. Currants, Nuts, Ac, AU frosh aud for sale low for cash. May 0 E. A G. D. HOPE. Scrr-onr Yora OWN JOURNALS. The Gleaner, issued every "Wednes? day, from this office, defies competi? tion as a literary and news journal. Thoso who subscribe to it are kept well posted up in the current events of tho day, as it embraces the tele? graphic news, political, commercial, state of the markots, ?fee, up to the hour of going to press. T'li.e New STEM Ml MU! WHICH I have built in Columbia, near the Asylum, is furnished with tho host machinery used in that line; and with txperienco in tho business, farmers and otfieri having WHEAT TO GRIND, will find it much to their interest to have it ground at this mill. Do not wash your whoat, hut bring it perfectly dry; and all who have their wheat ground for market, can bo supplied with 100-lb. bags at 35 conta each. Com ex? changed for wheat at fair rates. May U ^lmo- JAMES HUNTER. Just Received, rnWENTY tubs and firkins GOSHEN JL BUTTER, at reduced prices. 15 Milo. Hocker's Self-raising FLOUR. 5 Milk, Butter, Wino and Sogar CRACKERS. 0 3 tierces DIAMOND HAMS. And for sale by C. H. BALDWIN A CO. April 19_? ' FAMILY FLOXTRT 1 AA ERRS. FAMILY FLOUR. JUJU 25 bbb. Westen. Super. Flour. Hecker'a Self-raising Flour. For salo low. E. A G. D. HOPE. April 3 Old Newspapers FOR SALE at the ._ PHONIX OFFICE. Thoa. P. Walker, CORONER AND MAGISTRATE. Office in rear of Court Honso. Mm Fresh Iiag?r Beer. A FINE article. Just received, at whole Jo?^eEEOEuS A CO. CUBA MOLASSES. ONE THOUSAND gallon? choice CUBA MO LASSES. _JLil>?2~ aOAVSallona N?W Oriows BYBUP. JPor sala low. E. & G. p. .BOPS. . _jtfarcjh 18 _ Plow Moulds! Plow Moulds! rrf\r\ SWEDES PLOW MOULDS, t)l/U Jnat received andrer aale by March 8_J. A T. B. AGNEW. MIDNIGHT KATUERfl 1 BEWARE of these midnight maraudera and disturbers of ..nature's sweet re? storer, balmy sleep." Get a bottle of the infaUifale "BED BUG DESTROYER." Now is the time to get rid of them, and secure peace and comfort. For salo by PISSER & HEtNIT8H, April 4_Druggists, Paints, Oils, Glass, Varnishes, &c. grXTHOUSAND lbs. WHITE LEAD, hi A completo assortment of Colored Paints, dry and in oil. 800 boxes Window Glass, assorted sizes. ALSO; Linseed; Tanners', Kerosene and Ma? chinery Oils. Furniture, Coach and Japan Varnishes. A complota variety of Paint, Varnish, Graining, White-wash, Dusting and Scrub? bing Brushes. In storo and for sale at lowest priceB by_JOHN C. DIAL. Lime, Cement and Plaster. "TTJ8T received, a fresh supply of best O STONE LIME, ROSENDALE CEMENT and CALCINED PIASTER. In storo and for salo cheap for cash by April 4_JOHN C. DIAL. Gibson's Patent Cultivator Plows. JUST received, a sup? ply of those 8UPERIOR DIMPLEMENTS-tho ad? vantage from using which is FIFTY PER CENT, in horses and hands. For sale by the agonts, Marob 8 J. & T. R. AGNEW. Agricultural and Horticultural Im? plements. At the Sign of the Golden Fad-Lock. ALARGE SUPPLY of tho above, con? sisting in part of PLOWS, HARROWS, FAN MILLS, GRAIN CRADLES, Scythes, Straw Cutters, Corn Shellers. ALSO, Pruning Saws and Knives, Ladies' Gar? den Toole, in setts and pairs; Transplant? ing Trowels and Forks, Spades, Spading Forks, Rakes, Hoes, Linos, Ac. lu store and for salo LOW for CASH by April 5 JOHN C. DIAL. REMEDY Fon DULL TIMES.-Tho best remedy for dull times is to ad? vertise freely. Merchants should not let their stocks stay shelved until they become old, stalo and unprofit? able, for the sake of the small ex pense it would cost them to adver? tise. If they try it regularly and persistently, they will find tho in? vestment to be a paying ono. THE TRIUMPH OF ART! MORE TESTIMONY IN FAVOR OF Heinitsli's Queen's Delight. EXTRACTS FROM LEITERS: "The Queen's Delight is beginning to awaken the attention of our physicians. Its remarkable curative power is seen in its wonderful effect upon disease. As a blood pnri?or. there is no medicino like it known to the profession. A gentleman told mo that his son has been taking the Queen's Delight, and is moro benefited by it than by any other medicine. Ho wants a dozen bottles." Extract from a le tter: "It is due to you to state in this public manner, in order that tho pcoplo may know tho truth, that I bavo tried your Queen's Delight, and found it not only what you said it was-"n pure medicine"-but the best medicino I have ever taken for eruptions and general bad health. I had an eruption all over m y body, with impaired digestion and disor? dered liver, and have tried a great many medicines without any benelit. I have taken ono bottle of your Queen's Delight, tho eruption bas disappeared, my appetite is better, my liv and digestion is im? proved. I am i .dod one or two more bottles will oure mo." Extract from a letter: "At tho close of tho war, my constitution was shattered. I could not eat, sleep or perform any duty whatever, such was my prostrate condi? tion. Medicine and medical aid I had in abundance, such was my condition up to a few months since, when I began the use of your Queen's Delight. I bavo used two bottles, my constitution is greatly im? proved, my appetite is good, enjoy refresh? ing sloop, and am able to perform my share, of daily labor." Extract from a letter-Wonderful effect of only ono bottlo: "I havo used only a half bottlo of 'Queen's Delight' for boils and eruptions of thc skin and itching hu? mors of tho blood, which annoyed me very much. I am entirely cured. 1 think your medicine a valuable ono." A remarkable cafe of liver complaint and headache cured by tho use of "Heinitsli's Queen's Delight:" A ladv of unquestioned worth and reputation voluntarily gives tes? timony of tho wonderful effects of this medicine. Sho has been from early years a martyr to headaches caused by imper? fect action of the lifer, producing intense, headache und pain over the eyes. Shebas taken only four bottles, and aesnres ua of the perfect cure it has made. She now en? joys good bealth. Still another: "During last spring. I had boen troubled with obstinate chills and fever, which, when cured, left my system in a wretched condition, blood impuro, and I was afflicted with an angry, sud, as I at ono time thought, an Incurable; cutaneous eruption over my entire body. Tho most violent remedies suggested failed to work a euro, until, at tho instanoo (fa friend, I tried Dr. Hoinitsh's Queen's Delight. Loss than two bottles cured me, leaving my skin in a healthy condition. My general health is as good as ever. For such purposes, I havej ever sinco my cure, unhesitatingly recommended your Queen's Delight." Don't boy anv but tho right kind. All genuine Queen's Delight has tho copy-right mark on the ontBide, and it is tho only medicino which produces these wonderful cures. For Bale wholesale and retail at FISHER & HEINITSH'S April ? Drugstore THIRD WEEK! OUR STOCK COMPLETE YET ! T8IUNBS A?D ASSORTMENT ?OT BROKEN! THIS THE GREAT WEEK FOR THOSE WHO USE FINE AS WE RUN OX THEM ESPECIALLY THIS WEEK.. Heavy Staple and Domestic Goods ! For Supplying City and Country Merchants, CONSTANTLY ARRIVING. R. C. SHIVER. May 21 It is Getting Late in the Season, AND WE WILL SELL THE REMAINDER OF OUR STOCK OF DRY GOODS AT GREATLY REDUCED PRICES! S H. MYERS & CO.. May 19 OPPOSITE SITE OF CITY HOTEL. PREMIUM FARM GRIST MILL. A. R. COLTON, Proprietor. \Y. B. LOWRANCE, Manager. ^ 2 ?SS af5S.s<jS ^^^^^^ J^^J SMITH'S PATENT Well Fixture I ! A NEW, SIMPLE and EFFEC'i - IVE DRIVER for rahing watei from wella. Cheaper an J more durable than a pump, safer anti better tben tho old-fashioned windlass. "AV/<ie MCiUtOH it I til to praise il." More thai) 5,000 ?re now in use in Virginia and North Carolina, nud the demand la ptill increasing. A *nppl* of these superior WELL FIXTURES ?(re now on hand and fol *ale lbw by J. & T. B. AGNEW. March '29 WASHINGTON THE SUBSCRIBER-; have just re? ceived tho agency of th< celebrated Washihirton Washing Machines and Pa | teiil Clothe.' V.'i ing'r-. They arc y0? M.m kable for fbofr simplicity and dura? bility, and are decidedly the best article yet introduced. Price of Machino and = Wringer, completo, $25. March 21 J. A T. R. AGNEW. The Adornment of the Head-The Hair Restorer. &RAY HEADED x>eople L ITO their Jocks roatored by it to the dark, luatrona, silken tresses of youth, and are happy. Young people, with light, faded or rod hair, have theso unfashionable colors changed to a beautiful auburn, and rejoice. People whoso beads aro covered with dandruff and humors, uso it, and have clean coats and clear and healthy soalpa. Rald-headod veterans bare their remaining locke tight? ened, and the bare spots covered with a luxuriant growth of nair, and dance for joy. Young gentlemen uso it because it ia richly perfumed. Young ladies use it be? cause ft keeps their hair in place. Every? body must and trill uso it. because it is tho cleanest and best article in tho market. For salo by FISHER A HEINITSH, Feb 8_'_ Drnggists. "BEWARE OF THAT COUGH!" THE changing season is productive of many afflictions of tbe lungs and throat. A small cough is the voice of na? ture telling you to beware of tho danger of a neglected cough. For aU kinds of cough and affections of the lungs, use ''STAN? LEYS COUGH SYRUP." It will cure you. Begin at once. Don't delav. Go to FDJHER A HEINITSH, and ask for "Stanley's." They are tho proprietors. Nov 9 , "A MAP OF BUSY LTFE"-A VALUA? BLE . AN~NT;AXI ATLAS.-No ono, who resides within reach of a daily mail, should foil to subscribe for the Phoe? nix. On the various railroads con? centrating in this city, it furnishes to subscribers the latest news by tele? graph and mail from all parts of the United States and Europe, including full market reports from the princi? pal cities. Those whose mail facili? ties are restricted should subscribe for that excellent family paper, the Gleaner, containing eight pages forty-eight columns-of reading mat? ter, in quarto form, suitable for bind I ing. At the end of tho year, sub? scribers may have n volumo- (or two, if they prefer it,) which will be a complete record of the events ot tho year, valuable for reference, ns well as an excellent liternry collection of tales, sketches, &c. The Great American Blood Purifier. QUEEN'S DELIGHT! THE QUEEN'S DELIGHT, tho great American Alterativo and Blood Puri? fier, is tho most perfect vegetable com? pound of alteratives, touics, diuretics and diaphoretic*; making it the most effective invigorating, rejuvenating and blood cleansing cordial known to tho world. In introducing this now and extraordi? n?re medicine to tho public, observation leads us to remark that too littlo attention is paid to the "lifo of all flesh," tho blood. Many diseases, and, too, ninny complaints, which have their origin in a vitiated statu of tho blood, arc treated only as symptoms and results; whereas, if the remedv had been applied to enrich tho blood and ren? der it pure, both causo and effect would have been removed. Tho Queen's Delight is offered to tho afflicted as a sure remedy for those diseases arising from au impuro condition of tho blood, lt has a direct and specific action upon that thud, and consequently renders tho blood pure. It is said, on high authority, that "man no sooner begins to live than he begins to die, and that tho characteristics of the living organism aro ceaseless chango and ceaseless waste." It is obvious, therefore, to every reflecting mind, that unless the blood is pure, in supplying tho wasto tis? sues with material, it must ho the causo of innumerable ills and constitutional dinor ders, such as Scrofula, Rheumatism, He? patic Disorders, Consumption, Inflamma? tions, Fevers, Ac. Life and health is only to be maintained by tho circulation of pure arterial blood. Wo therefore advine everv ono whose blood is in the least vitiated by indulgence or excess, and whoso constitution is im? paired by disease and ia Bullering from Rheumatism, Liver Complaint, Consump? tion, Scrofula or King's Evil, Carbuncles, Boils, itching Humor of tho Skin, Erysi? pelas, Skin Diseascs.'Tettor, Roughness of tho Skin, Pimples, Blutchos, Pains in tho Bones, old Ulcora, Syphilis and Syphilictio Sorsa, Indigestion, Inflammation of the Bladder and Kidneys, Pi ina in tho Back, General Debility, and for all complainte arising from deficiency and poverty of blood, to uso tho Queen's Delight. Females of dolicato constitution, suffer? ing from weakness and deprossion ot mind in conecqueuco of those complaints which nature imposes at the period of change, liavo a pleasant and sure remedy in tue Queen's Delight. Children whose fair and ruddy complex? ion gave early promise of health and beauty, but too soon bocomo blanched and pale by some hereditary taint of the blood, will have the rich booii restored by using the Queen's Delight. The unacclimated and persons traveling into warm countries will lind the Queen's Delight a great protection from all malari? ous affection ano diseases which originate in a change nf cbmate, diet and life. The extraordinary and unprecedented cures performed by the Queen's Delight Compound is attracting tho attention ot every ene, not only at home, but abroad. Tho merits of this compound are being felt and appreciated overywhoro. Hear what they say of it in Now York: "It ia a remedy of much importance and value, exerting an influence over all the secre? tions, which is unsurpassed by any other known alterative. It is extensively used in all tho various forma of primary and secondary syphilitic affections; also, in scrofulous, hepatic and cutaneous diseases, in which its uso is .ullowcd by tho uio?t successful results." Its properties as a remedy wero .'irst In? troduced to tho notice of tho profession by Dr. Thoa. Young Simons, of South Carobua, aa early aa 1828, as avaluablo alterative re? medy iu syphilitic affections, and others re? quiring uso of morcury. Dr. Simons' state? ments navo been endorsed and extended by Dr. A. Lopez, of Mobile, and Dr. H. R. Front, of Charleston. From the reports in its favor, there seems no reason to doubt tho efficacy of this medicino in Secondary Syphilis, Scrofula, Cutaneous Discasoa, Chronic Hepatic Affections and other com? plaints benefited by alterative medicines. For salo wholesale and retail by FI8HER A HEINIT8H, I April 5 Gmo Druggists, Columbia, 8. 0. Snp'ts Offlee N. C. Railroad Co., COMPANY SHOPS, MAY 27, 18G7. UNTIL further notice-, Passonger Trains will run on this Road as follows: Mail Train-East. Loave Charlotto daily 12.19 a. ra. ; Greens? boro 4.51: Raleigh 9.18. Arrive in Golds boro 12.10 p. m. West. Leave Goldsboro 1.07 p. m.; Raleigh 3.50; Greensboro 7.58. Arrive in Charlotte 12.19 a. m. Passengers roako close through connec? tions-either way-at Charlotte, with the Charlotto and South Carolina Railroad; at Greensboro, via Danville and Richmond ; at Raleigh, ria Weldon and Bay Line and Annameesic Line. Also, connect at Golds? boro with Mail Train on Wilmington and Weldon Hoad, to and irora Wilmington. Time from Charlotto to New York forty 'hours, by either route. May 29 JAS. ANDERSON. 8np't. NEW SCHEDULE On Spartanburg and Union Railroad. ON and after MONDAY, thc 20th May inst., tho Passonuor Trahis will run on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. Down trains leaving Spartanburg C. H. at 5 a. m.; arrive at Alston at 11.30 a. m. Up trains leavo Alston at 12.30 p. m.; arrivo at Spartanburg C. H. at 7.00 p. m. THOS. B. JETER, President S. A U. Railroad. Union ville, S. C., May 16,18G7. May 18_Imo General Superintendent's Office, CHARLOTTE A S. C. RAILROAD, COLUMBIA, S. C.. May 2, 1867. ON and after SUNDAY, May 5, tho sche? dule of tho Passenger Trains over this Road will he as follows: Leavo Columbia at.5.30 p. m. Arrive at Charlotte at. .12.15 a. m. Leave Charlotto at.12.20 a.m. Arrivo at Columbia at. 0.60 a. m. Close connections aro mado at Columbia and Charlotte with mail trains on the North Carolina and South Carolina Railroads. By thia arrangement, passengere by tho GroonviRo Road may go immediately through Eastward, and havo no detention in Columbia. THROUGH TICKETS aro sold at Colum? bia to Richmond, Va., Washington, D. C., Baltimore, Md., Philadelphia, Pa,, and New York city-giving choico ot routes tua Portsmouth or Richmond-and baggage checked. Tickets aro also sold at Char? lotte for Charleston and Augusta. An Accommodation Train, for froight and local passage, leaves Columbia at 7 a. nr.. on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturday* of each week", and Charlotto on tho sarao days and hour; arriving at Columbia and Charlotte at 7 p. m. May 3_C. BOUKNIGHT. Sup't. Schedule over South Carolina R. R. GENERAL SUP'TS OFFICE, CHABLESTON, 8. C., March ll. 1866. ON and after tho 13th inst., the Through Mail Train will run as follows, viz: Loavo Charleston. 8.00 a. m. Arrive at Columbia.5.20 p. m. Leave Columbia. 6.50 a. m. Arrive at Charleston.4.00 p. m. March 13 H. T. PEAKE, Gen'l Snp't. Greenville and Columbia Railroad temi PA8SENGER Trains will run daily, Sim days excepted, as follow?: Leave Columbia at. 7.15 a. m. " Alston at.9.05 " " Nowherrvat.10.35 " Arrive at Abbov?lc at. 3.13 p. m. " at Anderson at.5.10 V at Greenville at.5.40 " Leave Greenville at. 6.00 a. m. " Anderson at.6.30 u " Abbeville at. 8.35 " " Newberry at.1.20 p.m. Arrivo at Alston at.2.45 " " at Columbia al. 4.40 " SEBSCIUEE FOB TUE GLEANER.-In? stead of buying Harper's Weekly and other trashy and slanderous publica? tions of tho North, subscribo J o. Gleaner, -which contains moro rc'J ing matter, und of a fur superior" quality, than nuy of thom. The ex? amination of a single number wiii convince tho most skeptical of tho truth of this assertion. Subscribo without delay; aud Smother thing is promised-that at the cud of tho year, if tho numbers aro preserved, you will have a volume to biud worth ten times the subscription price. READY-MADE CLOTHING. THE ladies, gentlemen and young y.ec plo of Columbia, who mav be in want of "SOMETHING TU WEAR," aro respect? fully and earnestly invited by the ladies of tho Industrial Association to call at their Work-room, in tho Female Acad. ray, mm examine the articles which they have now ready for sale. Some ono will alway? be found ready to exhibit the ready-made gar? ments and to receive ordern f.om those who may wish to have work done neatly ami promptly, Tho objoi t"(.F tho Association is to fur? nish Constant employment t<> thone who, having been impoverished by the war, now depend on tho needle for daily bread. Does not such an objec t commchq Rsclf to the hearts of dur citizens? Ur must the anxious anplic:.nta for work bc told that Curpeopleoretcx Northern-made garments, and that there is, therefore, po moro work for them? Shall it bo said that such an Association as ibis cnunot bi sustained in tho capital of South Caroliuk? Jan 10 Ladies, Please Notice. UMBRELLAS, ] PARA; -??^SSOLS, I ANS and JEWELRY, neatly repaired. New FANS made ff r-thoao -furnishing feathers CLOCKS repaired, dennet and warrant? ed, by J. E. LUMSDEN, Corner Lady and Asscfcibly streets. Ar.ril li) NAILS, NAILSJ NAILS. At the Sign of Hie Goulet Pad-Lock. ?>C\f\ KEG'S suporio/ quality CUT ?i\J\J NAILS, in ?toroInd for salo low for cash by JqilN C. DIAL.