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ONE OE THE "JINERS." A Woman Who Thought She Had Just Grounds for a Divorce. Manchester (N. H.) Mirror. Sbe was about forty-five years old, well dressed, had black hair, thin and tinged with gray, and eyes in which gleamed the fires of a determination not to be easily balked. Sbe walked into Major House's office, and requested a private interview, and having obtained it, and satisfied herself that the law students were not listening at a key-hole, said slowly, solemly and impressively: "I want a divorce." "What for? I suppose you had one of the best of husbands, said th Major. "I s'pose that's what everybody thinks, bnt if they knew what I've suffered in ten Sears they'd wonder I had nob scalded im long ago. I ought to, but for the sake of the young ones I've borne it and said nothing.. I've told him though what he might depend on, and now the time's come. I won't stand it, young ones or no young ones; I'll have a divorce, and if the neighbors want to blab themselves hoarse about it they can, for I won't stand it another day." fiat what's the matter? Don't your husband! provide for you? Isn't he true to yon ? Don't he treat you kindly ?" pursued the lawyer. "We get victuals enough, and I don't know but he's as true and kind as men in general, and he's never knocked any of ns down. I wish he had, then I'd get him into jail and know where he was of nights," retorted the woman. "Then what's your complaint against him ?" "Well, if yon must know, he's one of these plaguey jiners." "A what V1 "A jiner?one of them pesky fools that's always jinin' something. There can't nothing come along that's dark and sly and hidden, bnt he'll jine it. If anybody should get up a society to burn his house down, he'd jine it just as soon as he could get in, and if they . had to pay to get in, he'd go all the suddener. We 'hadn't been married more'n two months before he jined the Enow Notbin's. We lived on a farm then, and every Saturday night he'd come tearin' in before supper, grab a fistful of nut-cakes, and go off frnawin' 'em, and that's tho last I'd see of him till morning. And every other night he'd roll and tumbled in his sleep, and holler, "Put none bnt Americans on guard?George Washington;" and on rainy days he'd go out into the corn barn and jab at a picture of the Pope with an old Bagnet that was there. I ought to pnt my foot down then; but he fooled me 80 with his lies about the Pope's com - ling soon to make all Yankee girls marry Irishmen, and to eat np all the babes itbat warn't born with a cross on the fore* '.heads, and I let him go on and encour? aged him in it. "Then he jined the Masons. Perhaps yon know what , them be, but I don't *sept they think they're the same kind of critters that bnilt Solomon's Temple, and took care of his concubines ; ana of all the darned nonsense and gab about wor? shipful mas and squares and compasses ana sich, that we had in the house for the . next six months, yon, never see the beat And he's never outgrowed it nnther. What do you think of a man, Squire, that'll drees hisself in a white apron, boat big enough for a monkey's bib, and go marching up and down, and making mo? tions and talking the foolishest lingo at a picture of George Washington in a green jacket, and a truss on Mb stomach? Ain't he a loonytick ? Well, that's my Sam, and Pve stood it as long as I'm go? ing to. "The next lunge the fool made was into the Odd Fellows. I made it warm for him when he came home and told me he'd jined them; but he kinder pac? ified me by telling me that they had a sort of branch show that took in women, and he'd get me in as soon as he* found out how to do it Well, one night he came home and said I'd been black-balled. Did it himself, of coarse. Didn't want me round knowing to bis goings on. Of coarse he. didn't, and I told him bo. "Then he jined the Sons of Malter. Didn't say a word to me about it, bat sneaked off one night, pretend en' he'd got to set up with a sick Odd Fellow; aud I'd never found it out, only he came home looking like a man that had been through a threshing machine, and I would n't do a thing lor him till he owned up. And bo it's gone from bad to was, and from was to wasser, jinin, this and t'other, till he's Worship Minister of the Masons, and Goddess of Hope of the Odd Fellows, and Sword Swallower of the Fannigans, and Virgin Cerus of the Grange, and Grand Mogul of Sons of In? dolence, and Two-Edged Tomahawk of the United Order of Black Men, and Tale- Bearer of the Meciful Manikins, and Skipper of the Guild of Caratrine Colum? bus, aud Big Wizzard of the Arabian Knights, ana Pledge-Passer of the Re? form Club, and Chief Bulger of the Irish Machinists, and Purse-Keeper of the Or? der of Canadian Conscience, and Double B&rreled Dictator of the Eights of the Brass Circles, and Standaid-Bearerof the Royal Archangels, and Sublime Porte of the Union League, and Chambermaid of the Celestial Cherubs, and Puissian Po? tentate of the Petrified Pig-Stickers, and the Lord only knows what else. I've borne it and borne it hopin' he'd get 'em all jined after a while, but tain't no use; and when he'd got into a new one and been made Grand Guide of the Knights of Horror, I told him I'd quit; and I wl 11." Here the Major interrupted her say? ing: "Well, your husband is pretty well in? itiated, that's a fact; bat the court will hardly call that good cause for a divorce. The most of the societies you mention are composed of honorable men; and have excellent reputations. Many of them, though called lodges, are relief associa? tions and mutual insurance companies, which, if your husband should die, would take care of you and would not see you suffer if yoa were sick." "See me suffer when I'm sick T Take care of me when he's dead! Well, I guess not. I can take care of myself when he's dead, and, if I can't, I can get another. There's plenty of 'em. And they needn't bother themselves when I'm sick, either. If I want to be sick and Buffer it's none of their business, especial? ly after suffereing I've had when I ain't sick because of their carryings on. And yon needn't try and make me believe it's all right, either. I know what it is to live with a man that jioes so many lodges that he don't never lodge at home, and signs his name, 'Yours truly, Sam. Smith, M. M., L 0.0. F., K. 0. B., K. of P., P. of H., R. A. H. 1. I. P., K. of X., N. C, L. E. T., H. E. R., R. I. P., X. Y. Z., etc.," "Oh, that's harmless amusement," re? marked Mr. House. She looked him square in the eye and said: "I believe you are a jiner your? self." He admitted that be was to a certain extent, and she rose and said. "I wouldn't have thought it. A man like you chair? man of a Sbabath Sbool and superinten? dent of the Republicans 1 It's enough to make a woman take poison. Bui: I don't want anything to do of you. I want a lawyer who don't belong to nobody nor notbin'," and she bolted out of the office. ? Hans was informed that a lady bad called to see him in his absence. "A lady," he mused aloud "a lady." Upon an accurate description being given he suddenly brightened up and added, "Ob, dot was no lady; dot was my wife."' ? Statistics show that more ship? wrecks and collisions occur on the coast of England than anywhere else, as the shipping and commerce of the world centre in the neighborhood; but they are ten times less frequent than twenty years ago, | A Texas Horse Trade. There is a gentleman by the name of Smith living in Galveston who keeps a kind of livery stable. Among other horses in his custody was a fine bay horse belonging to Jones. This horse, iu ca? vorting about the stable yard, ran against a wagon and broke his leg. Of course Smith was responsible. Ail he had to do was to send for a policeman, have the animal shot and pay Jones about $60, the value of the animal.? Smith notified the policeman and started out to see Jones and inform him official? ly about the accident. Now, Smith is considerable of a wag. Happening to meet Brown, he asked if Browu did not want to buy a horse. It had been the dream of Brown's life to sit behind a horse of his own and call out "g'glangl" He wanted a cheap horse and one that was safe, so that when Smith put the question to him, Brown replied: "May be so; if you have the right kind of a horse. Is he a steady, quiet horse ?" "He is the quietest horse you ever saw." "Won't bite or kick, and is not likely to run away ?" "If he bites, kicks or runs away I'll give your money back." "Humph," said Brown, "what are you asking for the wonderful animal ?" 'Tu let you have him cheap. He is that fine bay horse Jones used to own. I'll let you have him for $21. Give me $1 down, and your note for $20 more, and it is a bargain. I have no use for the horse, but I want the money right off." Brown thought to himself: "This is the golden opportunity. Smith has been tampering with cotton futures, I am sorry for him, but business. I am not his guardian," so he planked down the dollar, and gave his note for the bal? ance. If Brown was pleased with the trade, Smith was still more so. He called ;o several friends, and treated the crowd with the dollar, after which the proces? sion reformed and marched down to the stable to see Brown's new purchase.? When they, got there the policeman had already shot the poor brute, and he looked like all he really needed-was an inquest. Brown looked very much that way himself. He turned pale and then got red behind the ears. Then he smiled, but it was not' a particularly healthy smile. Smith tried to help mat? ters;'and as soon as the crowd had quit holding their sides, he said: "Now, Brown, I don't want yoa to tell anybody swindled yon. I call on these gentlemen tor witness that I have done the square thing. This is Jones' bay horse, the identical one I sold you. I guaranteed he wonld not bite nor kick, and you can? not provoke him to run away. I think he fills the bill. I want you to take him off or I'll charge you for keeping him." "Boys," said Brown, "don't give me away. I know I am not the only fool on Galveston Island. Let's go and hunt for a duplicate, and I will set 'em up." They strolled out and met Robinson. "Look here Robinson, don't you want a right good horse at a bargain ? I've just bought Jones' fine bay horse. He cost $60 originally, and he is in just the same condition he was in when I got him." "Ohl" said Robinson, "things are hard and horse feed is awful high. A high stepping horse, like Jones' bay, will eat his head off in no time." "That's where you are fooling yourself He eats less than any horse you ever saw. By thunder no horse can eat leas than he can." "Ain't he a little frisky ?" Brown shook his head and replied: "You are doing that'horse injustice.? You can tell by looking at him that he is not that kind of an animal. I'll let you have him for just what I gave for him?$20?$1 down and your note, se? cured by such men as Heidenheimer, for the balance. I've got to have mon? ey.', Robinson thought it was mean to take advantage of Brown's distress, but then it was not his lookout. If he was out of his head, why didn't be have the Court appoint him a guardian ? So he planked down $1 and gave the note on the condi? tion that the horse would go in a wagon. "You bet," remarked Brown, "he'll go iu a wagon. He won't go in anything1 else. Come on boy's, let's spend this dol? lar." After, they wiped off their mouths the procession reformed and started to in? spect the animal. Sure enough, three niggers were lifting him into a wagon. There, said Brown, "I told you he would go into a wagon. Don't say I swindled you. He will eat less than any horse you ever ownud. You willsavehis value in horse feed in two weeks. Just try and see if he is not gentle. Tickle him with a straw." The spectators applauded. Robinson looked like he ought to go along with his horse to keep him in countenance. In conclusion, it is whispered on the strand among capitalists that some of the notes have already passed into the hands of innocent holders, and as soon as they mature, protests will be in order.?Gal? veston Nexos. He "Squoze" Her Hand.?An Ohio merchant tells the following story about himself. Where be lives is a secret. "When I was a boy about seventeen years old I made a trip to Cleveland in an old fashioned stage coat, with its spanking four horses. At Mount Ver non, about 4 o'clock in the afternoon, a pretty girl came on board. She Hat on the back seat, next to the elderly-looking man. I was on the middle seat imme? diately in front of her. I soon struck up a pleasant chat with her. She was a charming talker and almost as brilliant as she was pretty. It looked as if we were mutually pleased. When dark came I concluded there would be no barm in giving her hand a snueze by way of a feeler. I reached behind and got hold of the hand. I was a little startled at the hardness, but it returned a vice? like pressure. I squeezed again and it squoze back. A sense of disappointment would steal over me when in my mind I would contrast the seeming toughness cf her hand with the tenderness and sweet? ness of her voice. The contrast did not seem to arterialize my blood quite up to the point of exhileration. At last she reached her destination and left the coach. After we had started again that old rooster who sat beside her addressed me thusly: 'Young man, do you feel all right? You had a nice time tugging at my old paw for the last five miles; hope you enjoyed it. The two young ladies on the front seat giggled all the way to the next station, and the gentleman passengers didn't forget to smile when I looked up. I have been more successful since in that line,"_ ? A shocking phase of city life came to the knowledge of the New York police Friday, namely, that of a mother who had the corpse of a babe iu her room for an entire week, owing to her iuability to raise meanB to enable her to bury it. The woman's name is Mrs. Lauretta Dwight, and the place of her abode 125 West Twenty-third street. Mrs. Dwight says : "My child took sick on Friday last and died the next morning. I sought relief among the neighbors and tried to raise money to bury the child, but was met with a cold response everywhere I went. Even the societies to which some people advised me to apply refused to assist me. A last resource was left; me. My child'u life was insured in the Prudential Life Insurance Company for ten dollars. I paid three cents a month regularly for this privilege, b^jtwhen I applied to the company I of course bad to wait until inspectors and agents of the company called and saw that everything was cor? rect. I then received the ten dollars and this is what buried my child." Old Jerry Turns Proaclicr. Services were first held in Calico Church last Sunday night. It had been announced that a new preacher would address the conjugation, and that a new method of presenting gospel facts would be adopted. The colored people were very anxious to hear the new preacher. A new way of presenting the gospel excited curiosity. Sunday night the house was well filled. The preacher was rather late. Finally he came. All eyes were turned toward him. He was Jerry, the ex-politician. Ascending the pulpit the old man wiped the perspiration from his brow, aud said: "Let us pray." The congregation bowed over, and the old man raised his hands and exclaimed : "Lord, de agent of all light an' de? stroyer ob all darkness, hab mussy on de sinners ob de Ian'. Take de lie outen de moufs ob de politicians, an' enable your sarvant to discharge his 'sponsible duties. Amen." The preacher wiped his face again, and, after regarding his congregation for a few seconds, said: "We'll omit de-singin'. Dar hab been too much singin' an' too little action in dis world. De cricket sings an' de bee labers. De cricket dies when Winter comes, but de bee bab laid up de sweet meats of 'pentence. Afore I enters inter de tex', it may not be outen place to tell you my 'sperience. I kin do it in a few words. I foun' dat I was on de wrong road, an' dat a man of my 'fluence could do much good. I quit politics, took out a license, an' am now a preacher. Now fur de tex': 'He dat libs by de sword shall perish by de sword.' De nalogous ob dis is, be what libs by de ballot box must perish by de ballot box. De salva? tion of a man's soul is wutb mor'n all de votes he kin git, but de gardin ob 'ligion hab growed up in weeds. My mission is ter pull up de weeds. I 'sposes ter make a reform. Garfield was a preacher an' den turned politician. I was a politician an' den turned preacher. I leaves de paths of de wicked an' goes ter de righ? teous, but he leaves de righteous an' goes ter de wicked. De Bible says fur ter preach de gospel ter every libin creature. What de use ob preachin' ter de creecher ef de creecher won't heah ? None. De Bible means dat yer shall make 'em ter harken. I sees a good many ole tuffs in dis house, an' I wants 'em ter come up ter de mourner's bench right now. Pa's got ter come. De Lord doan say I wish you would do anything, but says you's gr t ter do it. Firmness is religion. De rock of ages is made outen flint. Mr. Johnson," said the preacher, addressing a sinner, "come up an' put yer bead on dis bench. I'se played kyards wid yer, but you'se got ter reform. Come on, 1 tells yer; is yercorain'?" "No I isn't," said Mr. Johnson. "Den I'll fetch yer. You'se been standin' off de preachers long 'nough." The preacher left the pulpit, advanced to where Mr. Johnsou was standing, and caught him by the collar. "Turn me loose! I doan wanter hab no truck wid yer, man." "Come up heah ter dis bench or I'll drag you dar. De gospel is roused. De time ob salvation is at nan'." "Turn me loose, I tell yer. I'se a bad man and toats matches in my hat." - "Yas, an' yer'll toat sulphur in de hem ob yer garments. Come ou heah or I'll jerk de stuffin' outen you." The two men began struggling, and the wildest confusion prevailed. "Sing de ole tug-boat of Zion," said the preach? er, and the congregation obeyed. Finally Mr. Johnson was dragged to the bench. He was warned not to lift up his head ; and as a deacon was stationed over him with a club, he did not look up. "Go out and 'pel 'em ter come in," said the preacher. "De feast ob de Lord must be 'tended, boy," exclaimed the preacher; "put yer head on de board of 'pentence. Go on, or yer'll be lame fer a week. Git down dar, ole man! Young ooman, put yer head diwn dar! When de Moony and Senkum business fails yer's got to use ie improved plan. Doan let dat man out," exclaimed the preacher, as a large individual made a break for the door. "Hole him. Now, yer raskil, would yer run from de lam'? When de lam' ivon't fetch 'em yer mus' use de ram. Da switched de lam's tail at Jeri co, an' de walls stood still, but when da I pushed wind through de ram's horn da tumbled. Oh, yer doesn't wanter come, does yer? Deacon, hit this man." The deacon sprang forward and was on the eve of braining the sinner, when he an? nounced his willingness to go. Some fifteen or twenty were thus taken up, and frightened by so determined an example the other sinners meekly obeyed. With? in an hour from the time preaching be? gan seventy-five mourners were at the bench. Ola Jerry stood in the midst, exhorting. "Dars a bright star shinin' in de East?put yer head down," he said, as a boy looked up, as though hunting for the star. "De Gospel car is rollin'. Sinners is comin' ter pentence." A re? fractory mourner jumped up and attemp? ted to run, but was promptly knocked down by one of the deacons. The meet? ing lasted until nearly daylight, and the preacher left, highly satisfied with the result. It is said that other preachers are going to adopt his method, and that a sweeping religious campaign will soon be instituted.?Little Rock Gazette, The Most Venomous of Snakes. A recent arrival at the Zoological So? ciety's Gardens in Regent Park, deserves special notice, apart from the fact that it is the first of its species known to have been brought to England. It is a snake, called the echis carinaia, about a foot and a half long, and of dingy gray. Yet, although in appearance neither interest? ing nor formidable, it is the deadliest of created things. This detestable little worm, which, looking, at it, the spectator might make bold to say he could imitate very passably in cork and putty, is, nev? ertheless, one of the miracles and mus? ter-pieces of nature, for it is death itself, and carries in its tiny head the secret of destroying life with the sudden rapidity of lightning, and the concentrated agony of all poisons. The echis comes to us from India, where it is tolerably com? mon, being found in nearly all parts of tbe peninsula, and feared wherever found as the incarnation of instant and terrible destruction. Fortunately, however, for man, it is not like tbe kobra and the korait, a house frequenting snake; its tiny size would give it a terrible advan? tage over human beings who live crowd? ed together, as tbe natives of India do, in small, darkened rooms, while its aggressive habits would make it more fatal to life than its dreaded relatives. For this king of the asps, this modern basilisk, is not only venomous beyond conception, but is actively offensive. It does not turn to escape from man as the cobra will, or flash iu to concealment, like tbe korait, but conscious, perhaps, of its deadliness, deliberately keeps the path against its human assailant, and putting its own 18 inches of length against his bulk, challenges and provokes the con? flict. A stroke with a whip will cut it in two, or a clod of earth disable it; but such is its malignity that it will invite attack by every device at its command, staking its own life on the mere chance of its adversary coming within the little circle of its power. At most, the radius of this circle is twelve inches, but within it, at any point, lies certain death, and on the bare hope of hand or foot tress passing within its reach, the echis, throws its body into a figure of eight coil, and, attracting attention by rubbing its loops together, which form the roughness of the scales?hence the epithet carinata, ?makes a rustling, hissing, sound, erects its head in the centre and awaits attack. No one having once encountered this terrible worm can ever forget its trucu? lent aspect when this aroused, its eagerly aggressive air, its restless coils, which, in constant motion one over the other, and rustling ominously all the while, stealth-, ily but surely brings it nearer and nearer to the object of its fury ; the eye, malig? nant even beyond those of other vipers, and then the inconceivable rapidity of its stroke. For the echis does not wait to strike until it is within striking dis? tance, but vents its malice in repeatedly darting at nothing, hoping, perhaps, to aggravate its antagonist into coming to closer quarters, or more probably, as a mere expression of its own uncontrola ble viciousness.?London Telegraph. Josh Billings on Beer. I have finally come to the conclusion that lager beer az a beverage iz not in? toxicating. I hav been told so by a German who drank it all trite long jest to try the ex? periment, and he wuz obliged to go home sober in the morning. I hav seen the same man drink 18 glasses, and if he wuz drunk it wuz in German and nobody could understand it. It is proper enuff to state that this man kept a beer saloon, and could have no object in stating what wuz not strictly thus. I beleevc him to the full extent of mi ability. I never drank but three glasses of lager in my life, and that made my bead twist as tho it wuz owing to my bile being out of place, and I guess that it wuz so, for I never biled over wuss than I did when I got home that nite. My wife thot I wuz going to die, and I wuzafraid I sbouldent, for it seemed as tho everything I had ever eaten in my life wuz coming to the sur? face ; and I believe if my wife hadent pulled off my butes just as she did, they would hav come thunderin up too. 0, how sick I wuz I 14 years ago, and I can taste it now. I never had so much experience in so short a time. If enny man should tell me that lager beer wuz not intoxicating I should be? lieve him ; if he should tell me I wuzent drunk that nite, but my stummich wuz out of order, I should ask him to state over in a fu words jest how a man felt and acted when he wuz set up. If I wuzent drunk that nite, I had sum ov the most nateral simtums that a man ever bad and kept sober. In the first plane it wuz about 80 rods from where I drank the lager beer to mi bouse and I was jest over 2 hours on the road, and a hole bus? ted thru each one ov my pantaloons neez; I didn't hav mi hat, and tried to open the door by the bell-pull, hiccupped aw? fully, and saw everything iu the room trying to get rouud behind me, and Bit? ting down on the cheer I didn't wait long enuff for it to get perzactly under me and I sat down too soon and missed the cheer by about 12 inches, and couldent git up soon enuff to take the next wun that came along; and that ain't awl, my wife sed I wuz as drunk as a beest, and as I sed be4 I begun to spin up things freely. If lager beer ain't intoxicating it used me most almighty mean, that I kno. Still I hardly think that lager beer iz intoxicating, for I bav bin told so; and I am probably, the only man livin who ever drank enny when his liver wuzent plumb. I don't want lu say ennything about a harmless temperance bevridge, but if I drink enny more, it will be with mi hands tied behind mi back and my mouth pried open. I don't think lager beer is intoxicating, but if I remember rite, I think it taned to me like a glass of sope suds that a pickle had been to soke in. ? Good manners are made up of petty sacrifices. ?Feeling is no criterion whatever of right or wrong. ? We are led on, like the little chil? dren, by a way we know not of. ? God's people, the world over, are one in hope and purpose, and assurance of ultimate victory. ? Thejoys of heaven an3 like the stars, which, by reason of over remoteness, ap? pear extremely little. ? The more honesty a man has the less he affects the air of a saint. The affectation of sanctity is a blotch on the face of piety. ? Of one hundred patents issued from the government office in Washinigton ninety-eight never pay back the amount of tbe fee to the owners. ? The young man who fires at tom? cat on the back fence and contrives to hit a young lady in the opposite house had better do his shooting henceforth with a lariat or an axe. ? The Spanish authorities disclaim all intention of any insult to the flag by the recent firing on two American schooners, and declare that the vessels were within three miles of the shore, and therefore under Spanish dominion. ? Paper blankets possess a great ad? vantage over woolen and cotton bed-cov? erings for use in hospitals and in regions where yellow fever or virulent epidemics may be raging. Tbe only safe way to get rid of infected cotton or woolen bed? clothes, which, if not destroyed, may be the means of spreading certain diseases to a terrible extent, is to burn them?neith? er an easy nor an agreeable thing to do. But, in the case of paper blankets, it is only neccessary to dip them in water and expose them to the flow of a hydrant for a few minutes, and the desired disintegra? tion is effected. Be wise and Happy.?If you will stop all your extravagant and wrong notions in doctoring yourself and fami? lies with expensive doctors or humbug cure-alls, that do harm always, and use only nature's simple remedies for all your ailments?you will be wise, well and hap? py, and save great expense. The great? est remedy for this, the great, wise and good will tell you, is Hop Bitters?rely on it. See another column.?Pre/-, F0R_SALE. Valuable Property in Town of Belton. IWILL offer for sale on SALEDAY IN SEPTEMBER next, at Anderson, S. ft, the following described property in the Town of Belton : STOREHOUSE AND LOT. Lot one-quarter acre, more or less. House 24 by 81 feet, three stories, including base? ment ; basement 24 by GO feet, shelvingand counters painted ; storeroom 24 by 75 feet, shelving and counters painted. Room ad? joining Store?room 16 by 20 feet; third story 24 by 75 feet, not ceiled. Eire places in each story. Good shingle roof. DWELLING AND LOT. Lot three acres, moret or less. House 18 J by 44 feet front; two front rooms 18 by 18 feet; hall-way8 feet; extension to rear, and built with main body of house, 18 by 35 feet, containing bed-room, dining-room, pantry and kitchen. Piazza in front 10 by 24 feet; rear 10 by 35 feet, both with balus? ters, ?tc. Two chimneys, three fire-places. House finished, and painted inside and out. Good well of water, garden, stable, Ac. Property can be bought at private sale before Salcday in September. TERMS?Cash, or satisfactory paper. J. N. SUTHERLAND, Belton, S. ft June 17, 1880_49_12 NOTICE FINAL SETTLEMENT. The undersigned, Executor of the Estate of Mrs. Ann Haynie, dee'd, hereby gives notice that he will apply to the Judge of Probate for Anderson County, on tbe 10th day of August, 1880, for a Final Settlement of said Estate and discharge from his office as Executor. J. H. LITTLE, Ex'r. July 8,1880_52__5_ Pocket Book Lost. THE undersigned lost a Pocket Book in the Town of Anderson on Tuesday last, containing a considerable amount of money, together with valuable papers. Any person finding and returning tbe same to the undersigned, or leaving it with the proprietors of the Intrlmoenokr, will be amply rewarded. The book was a very old and shabby one. H. M. CROMER, Anderson C. IL, S. C. July 20, 1880 3 1* F. W. WAGENER & CO., CHARLESTON, - SOUTH CAROLINA, Cotton Factors, Wholesale Grocers, AND LIQUOR DEALERS. - AGENTS FOR Oriental Gun Powder, Fruits and Flowers Smoking Tobacco, Celebrated Reversible Cotton Tie, Wagener and Georgia Grange Fertilizers. Samples of anything in our line sent on application with pleasure. F. W. WAGENER. G. A. WAGENER. May 13. 1880 44 Ly INDUCEMENTS EXTRAORDINARY. GREAT BiLK-G-j^-IlTS I REDUCTION IN PRICES AT TOLLY'S FURNITURE STORE! DURING the SUMMER MONTHS I will cell for CASH at the following remarkable low figures :? Maple Bedsteads, Slats and Castor*, complete, $2.50 and upwards. "Walnut Bedsteads, U feetG inches high, $7.50 and upwards. Cane Seat Chairs, per set, from $5.00 and upwards. Towelend and Drawer Washstands, from $1.35 and upwards. Picture Frames and Chromos cheaper than anywhere else. Walnut Motto Frames, with Glass and Gilt lining at 30 cents. 8x10 Frames, same kind, 25 cents. 11x14, same kind, at 30 cents. The largest size of Pictures, 24x30, Walnut Frames, at $1.40. Smaller sizes, same frame, at $1.20. FINE CHILDREN CARRIAGES at $7.50 and upwards. A large lot of Window Shades from R cents a piece and upwards, and everything else in proportion. I have on hand a very large stock of all kinds and description. Come and sec me, as I will not be undersold by any house in the State. ?!. F. TOLLY. May 13,1*80 14 The Light Running "PEOPLE'S" SEWING IV1ACHINES. THE " PEOPLE'S " SEWING MACHINE IS light-running, has simple tension, is large, lias has easily threaded shuttle, winds a bobbin without running the works of the MACHINE ! and is so simple in its construction that it is easily understood; the People's Machine is the best for all kinds of Family Sewing. Best in use. WE AGJiZTSrrS Where our machines are not represented. Send for circular to the PHILA. SEWING MACHINE CO., Philadelphia, Pa. July 8, 1880 52 ly ^^^3^ ? " '^VEGETABLE {?f5=P A PURELY VEGETABLK REMEDY ft, 33| FOR INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL DSC, A. SffiSSSStftW ^ B ,nrc cnre for nil tho diseases for which It Is recommended, J^^Up'^^kt^ and Is always PERFECTLY BAKE In the hands yS?sB^^S^Sy^tjk of even tho most Inexperienced persons. /*jSEj^^^^gj^i^_2', 11 ls ? l",rc n,1(i 'l^lcit remedy for COUGHS, SORE *5 ^^>3?TTr?H THROAT? CHILLS, and similar troubles; afford* instant |? J?. /ijJjrafi?Sfev f~!silr re"',f in tlic raost malignant forms of DIPHTHEBEA, end fi i ls tho beat known remedy for Rheumatism and Neuralgia. 15 ^Sp^S^lm? Tho Oldest, Best, and Most Widely Known If Family Medicine In tho World. fi^ t nflr> lt nn* keen nsed -vvlth such wonderful success In all P - S^3 ifi^N l?S?/ parts of the world for CRAMPS, CHOLERA, DIAKRHCEA, M 1 &S! \V^\\ HM? DYSENTERY, and all BOWEL COMPLAINTS that It ls ulh 5^ Im1 'q' I BssaV considered an unfailing pure for these diseases. If *?i 81? If&S Has st00d tne test ?r Forty Years' Constant ?M B\B flw? Use ,n a" Countr,es and Climates. Kill / !?)) R IPsBtf It. !? RECOMMENDED by Physicians, Missionaries, Br ^Klffi/l?^ ?$8:1 Ministers, Managers of Plantations, Work-Shops, and H IN 1 @ Fftctnrlt'?i Nurses In Hospitals ?in short by Everybody, mw>' IS )w IkS^ Everywhere, who has ever given It a trial M wM\ iflffi,T IS w,THOUTZA^TVAK"as a linimznt.. Bj ggsj IK)) mRm It Should always be used for Palu in the Bnclc and Side, JB (( H // ffiBsSi and brings speedy ond permanent relic' in nil cases of Brnlses, EH' 1-^ \\ IB V sWaSH Cuts, Sprains, Severe Burns, Scalds, etc. BmI B /-r~ .ffifflSffl K? family can enfely lie vrltliout it. It will annually B^-ij-?;^5aS5B3-'*ffijci/ save ninny times i? cu-t in doctors' hills, end its price brings it W'^?^^^^^^^^ty whliln tho reach of nil. It is sold nt 33c, 50c., and Si por ^r!wk^\Wmmm3USB)Br (,?ttic, and can be obtnincd from all druggists. PERRY DAVIS & SON, Providence, R. I. Pror-i--r->rs. EAGLE AND PHENIX PERFECT BALL SEWING THREAD. COLUMBUS, GEORGIA. ??.?*m*t*> ? PREPARED BT A PROCESS USED IN NO OTHER MILL. 16 Balls to Pound, I lb. Packages. 20 Balls to Pound, 2 lb. Paper Boxes. _ Packed in Cases of 20, 30, 50,100 or 500 Pounds each. Uniform Price. Invariable Discounts, ^"Sold "toy all aroT3toers.-?a ASK FOR "EAGLE &: PELENTX." USE NO OTHER The Great Carriage Manufacturing House of the World. EMERSON, FISHER & CO., CINCINNATI, OHIO. TOP MGG1S iNII PMETOM Best material, good workmanship, handsome styles, strong and durable Vehicles in every respect. 70,000 CARRIAGES, Manufactured by EMERSON, FISHER & CO., are now in use in every part of the American Continent. They give unfailing satisfaction. All their work is warranted. They have re? ceived testimonials from all parts of the country of purport similar to the following, hundreds of which arc on file subject to inspection : OALVA. ILLINOIS. July Hi, 1870. Mrxnrf.K1111r.10n, Fisher A Co.: I have lined one of vout Top Buggies three years in my liberv stable, and they have given me perfect satisfaction and are in constant use. OSCAR SMALLEY. NEWBERKY. S. C. July 17. 1S70. Messrs. Coppuck ?0 Johnson?Dear Sirs: I have been using the Emerson it Fisher Buggy I bought from you as roughly I suppose as any one could. I hail a fast horse, drove him at full speed, sometimes with two grown ladies and myself in the buggy, and it is to-day worth all the money I paid for it. 1 sav the Emerson it Fisher Buggies will do. A. M. TEAGUE, Farmer. The favorable reputation the Carriages have made in localities where they have been used for several years by Liverymen, Physicians, Farmers and others requiring hard and constant use, has led to an increased demand from those localities, to meet which the manufacturing facilities of their mammoth establishment have been ex? tended, enabling them now to turn out in good style, 360 CARRIAGES A WEEK. Emerson, Fisher & Co.'s Carriages are the Best. Nov 27, 1870 20 10m MARBLE YARD. SAMUEL MURPHY, Anderson, S. C, DEALER ami Manufacturer of Monu? ments. Monumental Heaul slancs, Tombs. Vases, Etc. As I am a practical workman, and do work my? self, I can afford to furnish anything in my line cheaper than any one else. Working only the host grades of marble, I am able to give better satisfaction to my customers, and guarantee all work that leaves my shop. I work only new designs. Call and sec me at my shop on Depot Street, and be con? vinced of these facts, before purchasing elsewhere. June 17, 1880 40 ly MARBLE YARD. ALL persons wanting TOMBSTONES will do well to call on nie, as I have on hand all grades of Marble, and work all the new designs. I warrant my work to give satisfaction. Prices to suit the times. I am prepared to take care of the County travel and regular hoarding at reasonable rates at the Benson House. Meals 25 cents. Lodging 2? cents. TIIOS. M. WHITE. Fob 2(3, 1880 33 STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, COUNTY OF ANDERSON. COURT OF COMMON PLEAS. John B. Sit ton, as Administrator cfe bom's won of the Estate of James L.Simpson,deceased, Plain titr, tigaiiut Susan Simpson, James Simpson, Kdwin P. Simpson, llnsaSimps'tn, Cornelia Simji sou, Lee Simpson, Laura Simpson, Julia Simp? son, Annie Simpson, John Wells Simpson.Strotli er Simpson, Fannie T.Simpson. SopliiaSiinpson, Maggie Simpson, May Simpson, HenrlettaSimp son, Charles H. Phinney, Nancy Phinney, Henry Plinncy, Richard C. Simpson, Kdwin a. Simpson, Mary J.Sharpc and James D.Smith, Defendants. ^?Summons for Relief, Ac. To the Defendants ahove named? YOU arc hereby summoned and required to an? swer the complaint in this action, which is Bled in the office of the Clerk of the Court ot Com? mon Pleas for the said County, and to serve a copy of your answer on the suhscriher at his office on the public square in Walhalla, Oconcc County, S. C, within twenty days after the service of this summons on you, exclusive of the day of service. If you fail to answer this complaint within the time aforesaid, the Plaintiff, as Administrator as aforesaid, will apply to the Court for the relief de? manded in the complaint. S. P. DENDY, Plaintiff's Attorney. [skat.] Jons W. D.iNiKLS, C. C. P. A ?. S., An? derson, S. C. To the absent Defendants, James G. Simpson, Cor? nelia Simpson, Henry Phinney and Charles H. Phinney: TAKE NOTICE, That the summon* and coiu plnint in this action was tiled in the office or the Clerk of the Court of Common Pleas for Anderson County, South Carolina, on the 14th day of July, 1880, and that the object of said action Is the sale of a certain House and Lot in the village of Pen dlcton, in said County and State, known as"Law thcr Hall," for the payment of debts of the said James L. Simpson, deceased. S. P. DENDY, Plaintiff's Attorney, Walhalla, S. C. July 15,1890 1_6__ IMPROVED PATENT LIVER PAD! Never Gets Hard. Can be Made ant Stkknotu Desired. Labt Twice as Long. Slseaies C&rel Titssut Drcgeisg the Syjtea. ccr.Es Chilis and Fever, Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Neurales, Nervousness, Costiveness, Female Weakness, Sick i Nervous Headache. These Pads Cure all Diseases by Alnorption. No Noxions Pills, Oils, or Poisonous Medicines arc tak?n Into the Stomach. The Pads are worn over the Pit of the Stomach, covering the Great Nerve Centn?, also the Liver and Stomach. A gentle Vegetable Tonicis absorbed 1 r to theelrculationof the niood and Liver, purify Ing the Blood. itfmulaUngthe Liverand Kidneys to healthy action, and strengthening th? Stomach to digest food. Pnzcs or Pads $1 and t3 each. Sols bt all Dnirooiars, or sent by Mail or Express. ' Manufactured at. 39 & 41 North Liberty St, Baltimore. Ms. WILHITE & WILHITE Agents, Ander? son, S. C. 37?ly Hernia or Rupture Cured! Genuine Stamped " I. B. SEELEY, WARRANTED." No.5 A. Ko.3 Concave. Bo.8. Ho.4. Xo.l. Sccly's Hard Rubber Trusses, made in every desirable pattern,shape or strength. Springs coated with hard rub? ber. Light, cool, cleanly. Free from all sour, rusty or padding unpleasantness. Suspensory Bandages. Shoulder Braces, Adominal Supporters, &c. Complete assortment, for sale by WILHITE & WILHITE. ?30* Correct adjustment a speciality. May 20, 1880 45 HOP BITTERS^ (A Medicine, not a Drink,) contains HOPS, BUCH?, MANDRAKE. DANDELION, ajtd xmi Purist uro Best Medical Qchjhes or j all otqeq BHBML TJHL-fci \T CURE All Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Blood, Liver, I Eidneys, and Urinary Organ*, Nervousness, Sleep-1 lessness and especially Fetoali "'omplaints. siooo m GOLD. W1D be paid for a caso they will not cure or help, or I for anything impure or Injurious found in them, I Ask your druggist for Hop Bitters and try them| before yoa sloe p. Take no other. Hop Cooon Cubs is the sweetest, safest and beetj Ask Children. Tbo Hop Pad for Stomach, Liver and Kidney is tope-1 rlor to ell others. Cures by absorption. Ask druggist. I D. L a Is an absolute and Irresistible cure for drank-1 enness, uso of opium, tobacco and narcotics: Ttfffui Send for circular. Atwn wUby dragyhU. Hop BitttnMfg.Co. Roebnter, N.Y.I FOUTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS Will oure or prevent Pinna??. "So Horse will die of Colic, Bots or lch8 F* vKR.ir Kontz's Powders arc used in time. Foutz'fl Powilers wlllcnrennd prevent I loo Cholera Fonts'* Powders will prevent Gai-es in Fowls, Fontr's Pow.lrn will increase the quantity of mlltc and cream tn enty per cent., and make the butter firm and sweet. KoiUz'h Powders will euro or prevent almost evert Diseask to wlileli Horses and Cattle are subject. Foirrz'a Powder* will oivk Satisfaction. Sold CTCryw'irrc. I.AV10 E. roVTZ. Proprietor. EALTIMOIIE. lud. For sale by WILHITE.t WILHITE. Anderson, and M. W. COLEMAN & CO., Seneca City. Kov in, 1873 _ 18_* ly Valuable Property for Sale. IWILL sell on FRIDAY, lSlh day of OCTOBER next, at the late residence of Willis Allen, tlecetsctl, one TRACT OF LAND, known as the "Shoal Tract," con? taining sixty-eight acres. On this Tract is one oi the host .Shoals on Saludn River, with a fall of 14 feet, and unrivalled sites for erecting buildings fur machinery. This Shoal is just one-quarter mile from (j. ? C. lt. R. Terms made known on dav of sale. J. I). ALLEN. Kx'r. April 8, 1880 .'t'j lam?sept 15, ew Notice to Stove Buyers. ONE HUNDRED STOVES lo he sold cheap?of the celebrated make of Thomas Robert Stcplicuson tt. Co.?to good parties on the Cotton Option or for Cash. Conn anil.- c them. STEAM COOK KBS at low [>riccs Xos. 9, $1.00; 8, $H.f>0; 7, $3.00 ; <>, $'J.'i>. I.. II. SKEL, West End Waverlv House. March LS, l?iU ;}tj OUR NEW WAREHOUSE IS COMPLETE, From which we can most conveniently load Wagons with the good old WANDO FERTILIZER ACID PHOSPHATE, AND THE CAROLINA FERTILIZER AND Palmetto Acid Phosphate. Call and buy our Fertilizers for Cotton delivcrahle next Fall We Have Just Received, '25,000 pounds Tennessee Meat, Three Car Loads New Orleans and Mus? covado Molasses, 800 bushels Tennessee Corn, Two Car Loads Excellent Flour, One Car Load Liverpool Salt, '25 barrels best Northern Seed Potatoes We have also a large stock of? Ploughs, Sugar, Coflce, Boots and Shoes, Dry Goods, Hardware, Hats, Yankee Notions, And in fact almost every kind of Goods needed by the public?from a Paper of Pin vp to a Hogshead of Molasses. "We oiler our Goods for cesh or on credit until next Fall at reasonably low i>rices?to good ami prompt paying customers. Come ami trade with us. BLECKLEY, BROWN & CO. Anderson, S. C, Feb. 12,1880._ P, KIND. G. DIERCKS, Superintendent. Proprietor. PHCENIX IRON WORKS. COLUMBIA, S. C, manufacturers of STEAM ENGINES, Water and Horse Powers, COLUMNS FOR STORE FRONTS, Railings for Balconies. SAW AND CRIST MILLS. ALL kinds of CASTINGS done at short notice and low prices. Work done in good, workmanlike manner. Repairing of all kinds Machinery and Engines. WATSON & SON, Agents, Anderson, S. C. June 3. 1880 4=7 3m THE Buckeye Reaper and Mower, Har? vester and Self-Binder. The Economizer, Canton Monitor, Self Propelling and other Steam Engines. The Farquhar Thresher and Separator, Saw and Grist Mills, Cotton Gins, Conden? sers, Feeders and Presses, and all Planta? tion Machinery. For descriptive circulars, price lists, etc., address J. M. MATTHEWS. Agent, Belton, S. C. All kinds of machinery repaired. May (i, 1880 43 3m LUMBER! LUMBER! ALARGE lot of good Lumber is kept constantly on hand at my Lumber Yard at the Blue Ridge Depot in Anderson, and orders for large or small lots of any kind desired will be promptly filled at low prices. Mr. Robert Mayncld is my agent for the sale of Lumber at Anderson, and will furnish any information desired to persons wishing to make an order. JOHN KAUFMAN. Jan 30,1879 29 ly New Advertisements. MOSQUITO CATCHER jgjf jBi" your room In a few minutes without smoke, soil or grease. Price 50 et?. Send for Illustrated Cir? cular. Agents wanted. Good terms. L. T. JONES, 166 Light St., Baltimore, Maryland. A YEAR and expenses to agents. Out? fit Free. Address P. O. VICKERY, Au $777 gtista, Maine. mo ADVERTISERS?Lowest Rates foradver J_ tising in 970 good newspapers sent free. Ad? dress GEO. P. BO WELL A CO., 10 Spruce St., K. Y TUE -imLUAUBTOK PEMAT.E flOLLEGE, At \\ Wig for ibtir dugfclra, .1 nkmuMc r?tnfW^?n?lWM^iiM,ifcal mill utlce el IhlirttjJf^. htdl??iv^J^rdjoj^v' Ii? rM?1?in1 ??? ??h.l u tilWf f- '?0?^^/>TW7i/*.Ti?W??l-a??.ttVir? an m!4 iiitl IX/wfnr. siov vjv.i.tv'tmt; i-a.uk io jlTct. fag-llt. ?e.rrJI Wt,r Vuhu Trcruiu i'liirm, m (?II, ci| lAi^VW Cn.I.>,"-"? I" ?*. wl t?l"i?? It. iiu.A,hAw><iM.i|iMiMtiitai^t,<Hi>fK Wmwrn^M NEW YORK WKEKLY HERALD. ONE DOLLAR A YEAR. The circulation of this popular newspaper has increased during the past year. 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R. On and alter Sunday. June 1st, 1879, Double Dai? ly Trains will run on this road as follows : GOING EAST. Night Mail and Passenger Train. Arrive Seneca.9 00 p m Leave Seneca.9 01 p m Day Passenger Train. Arrive Seneca.9 12 v m Leave Seneca.9 i3 a in GOING WEST. Night Mail and Passenger Train. Arrive Seneca.G 33 a in Leave Seneca. 6 34 am Day Passenger Train. Arrive Seneca.5 1.1 p m Leave Seneca.5 Ifi p in Through Tickets on sale at Gainesville, Seine. City, lireenville and Spartauburg to all points East and West. W. J. HOUSTON, O. T. and P. Agent