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Humorous Hcpartmcat. BRINGING A CASE TO A FOCI'S. Blowser and Brimble are two quarrelsome neighbors in Virginia City, Nev. The other day Blowser called Brimble a "dessicated coyote." Brimble made a minute statement | and then went to a lawyer to see if he could not have Blowser arrested for libel. The; disciple of Blackstone, Coke and "Auld Clootie" ran his legal eyes over the old parchment cover of Brimble's "soul case" and shook his head. "I fear," said he with a sigh, "that it is not actionable." "No ?" said Brimble. "What then can I do with Blowser?" "Nothing as matters stand; but we may j manage to bring things to a focus in some j way that will give us a hold upon the fellow. You go back to him and call him a posthumous pumpernickle. Try that to begin with; then, if necessary, we may advance to something stronger and still not render ourselves liable." "Call him a posthumous pumpernickle, shall I?" "Yes ; I think we'll start out on that, and if it does not bring to a focus actionable we will then proceed to brand him as a 'stultus schnadahupfl' or a gutta perchagansbauch." "Well, as to the 'posthumous pumpernickle,'shall I say it to his face?" "To his teeth?throw it into his very teeth!" An hour later Brimble came back to his legal adviser with a watch fob cut over his left eye, two front teeth knocked out, and his upper lip puffed out beyond the end of his nose. "Ah," cried the wielder of legal thunderbolts, rubbing his hands with satisfaction as he gazed upon the dilapidated visage of his client?"Ah ! I already see the first fruits of our little stratagem. Now we begin to stand on solid ground. We may now open our guns on Blowser on a charge of assault and battery. I'll get him fined $10 and shall not charge over $20 or $25 to carry the whole business through." "But, must I pay $20 and then only get him fined $10?" "I must acknowledge my dear fellow, that such is the situation as the case now stands; but you may go back?now while he is hot and reckless?and call him a gutta parcha gansbaucb. and the result will probably justify us in bringing a charge of assaSlt with intent to murder." "No," sadly said Brimble, "I guess I'll not proceed beyond the 'posthumous pumpernickle' today. I feel like taking a rest before commenceing the 'gansbauch' business."? Dan DeQuille in New York Sun. An Excursion Postponed.?"When I was South last winter," told a woman a day or two ago, "I took a glass of eggnog """"" Anxr n-VlinVl T fivOll mvfiplf ?t. thfl llinC.h CVCJ J V*?jr J ?Y utvu A UAVM ? eon table. One day my colored waiter, who had watched the operation curiously, asked me what it was. I told him, and offered him some. 'No, thank yon, Misses,' he said, I alius takes my eggs fried and my whisky barefoot.' "Another of my darkey friends down there was constantly bemoaning his sad fate that he was almost gone with rheumatism. Every morning he would limp into my room, groaning and grunting^ and tell me he was just about to cross the dark 'ribber' to the shinning shore where his old Sukey awaited him. One day when his condition seemed most desperate my husband told him to go into the next room where he would find some 'medicine' in a certain bottle, which, he thought, would limber him up a little. He obeyed with promptness, and came back after a little, his lameness gone, and with the announcement that he never felt better in his life. "When Mr. R. referred to Sukey and the shinning shore, the old fellow turned toward him, and half whispered in a confidential way, 'I tell you what, Massa R., dat scursion's postponed.' "?New York Sun. Too "Manna" for Him.?"I want some consecrated lye," he slowly said as he entered the drug store. "You mean concentrated lye ?" suggested the druggist, as he repressed a smile. "Well, maybe I do. It does nut-meg any difference. It's what I camphor, anyway. What does it sulphor ?" "A quarter a can." "Then you can give me a can." "I never cinnamon who thought himself so witty as you do," said the druggist, in a gingerly man, feeling called upon to do a little punning himself. "Well, that's not bad either," laughed the [ customer, with a syruptious glance. "I am- j monia novice at the business, though I've soda a good many puns that other punsters got the credit of. However, I don't care a copperas far as I am concerned, though they ought to be handled without cloves till they wouldn't know what was the madder with them. Perhaps I shouldn't myrrh myrrh. We have had a pleasant time, and I shall caraway?" It was too much for the druggist. He collapsed. Legal Notice.?Major Gassaway, a prominent San Antonio lawyer, succeeded in obtaining the acquittal of a horse thief, who was tried in the district court and for the county of Bexar. "Major," said the acquitted man, "I don't J know just now how to pay you for your kind- i ness. I haven't got any money just now." I "Well, now that you are foot loose again 1 you will soon have some money, or horsea, which is just as good, but in the meantime j you mention my name to other members of! the gang, and friends, in case they need the j services of an attorney in any of the fron-, tier counties," said the lawyer. "I'll do it, major. You shall have all our business."?Sittings. His Injunction.?There used to be an ! old gentleman who lived in one of the par-' ishes of Louisiana, who was noted for his: tremendous deportment and punctuality. Arriving in the city for the first time, he ac-! costed a young man about town who was j standing on the corner. "I wish, my young friend," said he, tak- j ing out his watch, "to go to the St. Charles hotel." "Well," said the gilded youth, you may | go, but don't stay but half an hour." UST A staunch teetotaler and an enthusiastic fisherman had a good stretch of the Dee to fish in, and engaged the services of an ex- j perienced boatman. But night after night he came back with empty creel, and at! length departed in disgust. When he was gone, the boatman was approached and j asked how it was that a fairly expert fisherman had such a run of ill luck. "A: weel," said the man, "he had no whuskie, | ' T ' ' 1 t r..Mu d I ana i iook mm wnere mere was iuie iu?u. SaT" "I suppose, doctor, that a large propor- j tion of the ills of your patients are imagina-; ry ?" "Yes, sir, quite a large proportion." "And your treatment of such cases is by ; imaginary pills?" "Well, I suppose you j might call it that." "Then, of course, for: treating imaginary ills with imaginary pills, you send in imaginary bills ?" "Oh, my: dear sir, nothing of the kind. There's noth- j ing imaginary about the bills. I have to draw the line somewhere." Economy is Wkai.th.?A man and his [ wife went into the dentist's. "How much do you charge for fillin', teeth ?" asked the farmer. "From two to five dollars." "An' how much for pullin'?" "Fifty cents." "Mariar," he said, turning to his wife, | "you'd better git it pulled." ?qT' "Say, didn't you say when you sold j me that dog that he was a bird dog?" "Yes, that's what I said." "Well you swindled me. That dog won't j hunt." "I didn't say he would hunt. He's a bird dog. Cook the birds for him. "That the way he likes them best." A Wish Precaution.?Wife?What an idea, Otto! This is the first dinner I have i ever cooked without assistance, and yet you have invited a friend to partake of it. 1 Husband?Well, Lizzie, I thought it better to be prepared for all emergencies, and the j only reason why I invited the friend is be-; cause he happens to be a doctor. BUsff* An Irishman once worked all day on the promise of getting a glass of grog. At ! night the employer brought out the grog to him, and the Irishman tasted it and said, "Which did you put in first?the whisky or [ the water ?" "Oh," said the employer, "the i whisky." "Um-lium," mused the Irishman ; j "well, maybe I'll come to it by-and-by." $he ,f?M and ^iwsitle. THE TREATMENT AND FEED FOR SICK HORSES. F. T. McNIahon, veterinary surgeon to the Chicago City Railway company, the Chicago fire demartment, etc., communicates to The Street Railway Review, a lengthy article on the treatment of sick horses, from which we copy. The principal substance from which we select articles of diet for the sick4horsc, says the writer, are bran, carrots, oatmeal, linseed, etc. Bran stands decidedly foremost as the food most generally in use for the invalid horse; it acts as a laxative; is frequently tempting to the appetite, and is easy of digestion. There is no part of general treatment more universal than ottering this substance as a change of food. If the horse is very weary, and his powers of digestion /tAttea/niAtinn ti'D in^iipA him tn \> CUM'IICU iu Lvuogvjwvuvv, ?? ~ .u^MVw take warm bran mash, which comfortably distends the stomach and satisfies any craving for food, thereby enabling him readily to lie down and rest his enfeebled system until repose restores it3 wonted vigor. Does he show light symptoms of cold or fever, a warm bran mash is a convenient plan of steaming, and consequently soothing the irritable mucous membranes of the air passages ; it is a substitute for the more stimulating diet he is accustomed to, and gently promotes the-activity of the digestive apparatus; it is also a convenient medium for the exhibition of certain simple remedies, to be mentioned hereafter. If incapacitated by lameness, a lower diet than -that with which he is indulged when in full work is judicious, and bran is selected. If it is necessary to administer a purgative medicine, a bran mash or two renders the bowels more susceptible of its action, and a smaller portion of the drug is therefore required to produce the desired effect, there being, at the same time, less risk of painful spasms accompanying its operation. Bran mashes may be given hot or cold?cold are perhaps quite as grateful to the horse; but the nibbling of the hot mash in catarrhal affections is particularly beneficial, from the necessary in Halation 01 tne steam arising nieicnum. Of all the roots by which horses are tempted, the carrot, as a rule, is the favorite, and perhaps the most beneficial one. It is said to be somewhat diuretic in its effect, and to exercise a salubrious influence on the skin. Certain it is, when cut and offered frequently by the hand of the groom, a sick horse is coaxed into eating it when disinclined to partake of other nourishment, and the greatest benefit results. For the ailing horse, then carrots are most valuable as an article of diet, and a few may be given with advantage even to the horse in healthy condition. Oatmeal is most nutritious, and, as a food for the convalescent horse, is most valuable; the bruising process the grain has undergone breaks the husk, and renders it more easily acted upon by the digestive powers. It is usually given in the form of a gruel, as which it is one of the most essential articles of diet for the infirmary. It is also a ready mode of supplying the tired, thirsty horse with nourishment after exertion, when he returns to the stable. Linseed is decidely included in the sick diet roll. It is nutritious, and from its oleaginous nature, soothing to the frequently irritable mucous membrane of the alimentary canal, and hence to be particularly recommended in the treatment of sore throats; nor is its bland effect local only, its more general influence is particularly observable in affections of the kidney. It may be given boiled, forming, when cool, a gelatinous mass, mixed in that state with bran, or the liquid after boiling may be offered as a drink. fl-aec how ton otn nro nlsn vprv llSfiflll \Ji k UOOj UUJ WW, VWJ W.v ^ ^ - in the treatment of disease, and should be used in connection with other remedies. IN THE POULTRY YARD? CATCH1NG HAWKS. But for hawks, owls and other enemies, comparative peace would reigu in the poultry yard. A North Carolina correspondent of the New York World has devised a plan for protecting his poultry and useful birds as well, which he describes as follows : Take an ordinary bird cage and place therein a chicken, preferably a white one, about half grown. Then place the cage on top of a stake about three feet high near the outskirts of a poultry yard, or near some dead tree on which hawks usually perch. Next drive three or four stakes near the cage, the tops of a portion thereof being a little above the top of the cage and the residue about level with the bottom. Now place a steel trap that is sufficiently large to catch high on the foot of the hawk (an ordinary rat trap is too small) on top of each stake and you are ready for business. When a hawk or owl becomes trapped others will be attracted and thus two or more can frequently be taken. Hence the necessity for employing several traps, preferably about four. In lieu of the bird cage a cage constructed of twine, knit like a seine and properly supported by a frame and bottom board, may be employed. I used one of this kind and found it very effective, taking in a short time quite a number of hawks. I lost a large hawk by reason of the trap (a rat trap) being too small, capturing as a trophy a single toe only that was wrung off and left in the trap. I employed as a bait two or three partridges at a time, but when shut up in a cage they soon get to be very quiet, seeming to have a dread of the hawks. A chicken would doubtless be more restless, and as a result would attract the attention of hawks sooner, and consequently answer a better purpose. Two or more chickens may be used. All the material employed in constructing the cage, stakes, etc., should, as far as practicable, be of a natural color, say a h ad color. Whether partridges or chickens be employed as a bait, they must be properly provided with food and water. For foxes, minks, weasels, etc., the cage and traps should be placed on the ground. I have never experimented to see how placing 011 the ground would answer for hawks, owls, etc. A Suggestion.?Land that is rich enough j to make a bale of cotton to the acre, says the New Orleans Picayune, in discussing the corn and cotton problem, will produce under proper cultivation, with good season, thirtyfive bushels of corn and half that amount of clay peas, or about fifty bushels of corn and pea?. In ordinary times these can be sold j for about one dollar per bushel. Now make i a comparison with cotton planting. If a| man plants and cultivates all the peas aud j corn he can save, and plants and cultivates I all the cotton he can make and save, which I crop will bring the most clear money after | all expenses in sending to market are paid? j The corn, peas, hay, and enriching the land | by the pea crop, will certainly give these a ; decided advantage -over cotton. There are j plenty of farmers in the West who do not make more than fifty bushels of corn to the , acre, and sell corn at 25 cents a bushel, i equal to $12.50 an acre. A good farmer on almost any kind of land in the South, prop- j erly fertilized with pea vines and other! home fertilizers, should make twenty to; twenty-five bushels of corn to the acre, and a pea crop besides, the whole worth $20 to $40 per acre. Why, then, will not corn in I the South pay? Besides, homemade corn sold to non-producers in the South prevents so much money from leaving the country, while Western corn takes money from the South to return no more; then corn in the West that is made into whisky is sent into . the South and takes the balance of the profit. Cheese and Eucjs.?No. 1.?Tare the1 rind from a pound of cheese, lay it in a pie plate, and place in a moderately hot oven. | As soon as the cheese begins to soften, break over it, in separate places, as many eggs as there are persons, sprinkle lightly with salt aud pepper, and replace in the oven until the eggs are well set. Lay each egg, with j cheese below it, on a nicely browned and I buttered slice of toast; place the slices on i dessert plates, and put one beside each plate at the table. No. 2.?Poach one egg for each person, and lay on a large plate. Grate some cheese over the eggs?as much as desired ; put the plate in the oven until the cheese is melted. No. 3.?Cut very thin a quarter of a pound of cheese and put it in a frying pan over a slow lire. Add to it half a cup of milk, but-! ter, a pinch each of salt and pepper. Stir until the cheese is almost melted ; then add j three well-beaten eggs with half a cup of I milk. Cook until set, and serve in a hot ( dish or 011 thin toast. An agate pan is much the best for cheese. No. 4.?Put into an agate pan a lump of butter (hickory nut size,) and place over' n mnilnvnto firp ltp.nt trifrptllPl' SIX OlTtTS. with salt and pepper to taste, and pour, them into the pan ; add immediately, half a cup of grated cheese. Stir until well set. Serve in allot, flat dish?Good Housekeeping, j ^tisffUancous ftcadiug.! THE TAPESTRY WEAVERS. Let us take to our hearts a lesson?uo braver j lesson can be? From the ways of the tapestry weavers on the other side of the sea. Above their heads the pattern hangs; they. study it with eare, And while their lingers deftly move their eyes are fastened there. They tell this curious thing, besides, of the patient, plodding weaver; i-T., ..-/.rl-o <*ii Mm wrnntr side evermore, but ! works for the right side over. It is only when the weaving stops, and the web is loosed and turned, That he sees his real handiwork?that his marvelous skill is learned. Ah, the sight of its delicate beauty, how it pays him for all his cost! No rarer, daintier work than his was ever done by the frost. Then the master bringeth him golden hire, and and giveth him praise as well, And how happy the heart of the weaver is no tongue but his own can tell. The years of man are the looms of God, let down from the place of the sun, Wherein we are weaving ever till the mystic web is done. Weaving blindly, but weaving surely, each for himself his fate; We may not see how the right side looks, we can only weave and wait. But, looking above for the pattern, no weaver hatn need to fear, Only let him look clear into heaven?the Perfect Pattern is there. If ho keeps the face of the Saviour forever and always in sight, His toil shall be sweeter than honey, his weaving is sure to be right. And when the work is ended, and the web is turned and shown, He shall hear the voice of the Master; it shall say to him, "Well done!" And the white winged angels of heaven, to bear him thence shall come down, And God shall give him gold for his hire?not coin, but a glowing crown! SHE WAITED AND WEDDED. She was a fashion writer. She also had a rw-.inmn i? tVio mncrnzino which was devoted i to answering all the questions asked by damsels whose complexions were not just as they desired, whose sweethearts did not behave just as they wished, and those who wanted cures for freckles. She was used to being asked the exact length of Cleopatra's nose, the color of Eve's hair, the family name of Queen Victoria. She gave her opinion as to the propriety of kissing games; gave her advice as to the dressing of a bride or a graduate ; but she did get desperately tired when a girl would write sixteen pages about the "gentleman who was keeping company with her." To her most intimate friend the miserable fashion writer told the following story : "A letter came to me written in the usual fashion, and ia which the girl said that she had been keeping company with a young man for two years, that he didn't have much money, and would I advise her to marry him aud go into apartments, or to wait three months and have a home to start with, and I gave her a lot of advice and a few suggestions that I thought might help her aloug. I never heard of her anymore, but last week when I was shopping, a young woman tapped me on the shoulder and asked modestly: " 'Are you Mrs. Dash ?' "She wore a hat trimmed with roses, and very, very long and very wide pale blue streamers down her back. Her coat was a light one, with enormous pearl buttons upon it, and her gloves were white. Upon her face was the most delighted expression possible. She lookecT so happy that it absolutely rested the shop girl to look at her. Then she explained herself. " 'I s'pose I ought to be ashamed of myself?one lady speaking to another in this way?but I'm Mrs. Frilkins. Of course, you don't know me by that name now, but I always read your magazine, and last year I wrote you a letter asking you whether I had better marry a young man who was running after me then, or whether we had better wait until Ave had enough to set up housekeeping. You Avrote me a beautiful letter; you told me how to be noble aud honorable with my husband, and to be affec tionate and always glad to see him, and then you told me to wait for a home. It was a lucky thing you said that, because I had made up my mind to do exactly as you told me. I've got a beautiful home, and you see how I am dressed. You have done more for me than any woman in the whole world.' "I can't tell you how this affected me. I felt the tears come into my eyes, and I said to myself: " 'Well, after all, the letters do some good.' "I took Mrs. Frilkin's hands in mine and said, earnestly. " 'I can't tell you how glad I am ! And how happy that young man must be !' "'Goodness gracious!' she said; 'why, I didn't marry him ! During the waiting time I did a heap better?I married his boss.' " HOW MAIL CLERKS ASSIST THE MEMORY. The railway postal clerks have a unique method for learning the routes on which post offices are located. Take, for example, the State of Pennsylvania, in which there are over 5,000 offices. The prospective mail distributor buys a quantity of blank cards? about the size of the ordinary visiting card? and on each of these he writes the name of an office. On the back of the card he writes the name of the route by which the office is served by its mail. Taking in hand a pack j of these cards?say from 50 to 100?he goes | over them one after another studiously, j looking at the back each time and getting the name and route clearly associated in his mind. The second time he goes through the pack he finds that he knows the half of the routes by reading the name of the office. It is a dull student who, upon going over a pack of cards a dozen times, does not know them thoroughly. The method is so simple and such an aid to memorizing that it is adopted by all railway mail clerks. By it: clerks have been known to memorize a State like Pennsylvania inside of two months. On all large routes clerks work but half time, the other half being devoted to rest | and stndv. The mail clerk at home con-1 tinually reminded of coming examinations, | carries his cards wherever h*e goes, conning; them over at every opportunity. One de-1 monstrative clerk on the New York and; Pittsburgh It. P. O. is famed for having learned the State of Ohio in four days. As i he shullled over his cards'he walked from! garret to cellar, and vice versa, from dawn j until the shades of twilight fell. On the fourth day he went to the examiner's ofiice and separated Ohio without an error. It is related that the wife of a postal clerk . adopted the card method of increasing her i vocabulary in French. On one side of the ; cards she wrote the French word and on the j other the English equivalent to be learned. I Another lady hearing of this, used the same j system successfully for learning mythology,! placing the word "Mars," for instance, on j one side of the card and "war" on the other. The method has so many advantages over j the old and tedious way of learning from the j pages of a book, that it might be utilized with advantage by teachers in search of new methods of imparting instruction. A MAX WITH 100 OI'NCES OF BRAINS. ' This question about Ben Butler's cnor-; inous brain reminds me of an odd character I whc now resides in Washington, I). C.?Lof- j tus.I. Parker, a man who has a natural case ; of "big head" that surpasses anything j known in physiological or anatomical liter- j ature. Butler had sixty-three ounces of j brain (if I rightly remember the accounts j that were published in the newpapers soon I after the autopsy,) but this man Parker surely has one hundred ounces. If his skull I is no thicker than that of the average man,, and the specific}* gravity of the thought i matter contained therein is similar to that of! the small-headed varieties of the genus homo, \ then Mr. Parker will show a brain weight! as much greater than that of Butler, Cuvierj and other big-brained men as theirs were j greater than an everyday Harrison Bepub- j iican's. Parker's head is simply enormous? i measuring a fraction over thirty-two inches : around, that of an "average man" being eleven inches smaller. Mr. Parker is a man ; of about fifty years of age. Twenty or; twenty-five years ago three Washington' physicians noticed the monstrous si/e of hisj brain-pan and resolved to own it after Mr. j Parker had no further use for it. They I called him in one day and made known their desires. At that time he was a busi-; ness man of the Capitol, not exactly as; successful as the Stewarts, Drexcls and tiirards; still he was making a fair living.) These medicos proposed to him that he re-: tire on a bonus or subsidy which they would pay regularly if he would sign an agree- i ment to the effect that they were to be the J sole owners of the gigantic skull and con-' tents after he had "shuflled oil" this mortal J coil." An agreement was soon arrived at, j and Parker retired on the "endowment" which was then and there set aside for his maintenance. I understand that he has already outlived two of the physicians that made the proposal, and that the third is likely to lose all interest in the skull before Parker relinquishes his right to what is generally known as the biggest head in the world.'' REMARKABLE RAINFALL. We often hear people declare that during a certain heavy shower 'hit least a foot of water fell." That such a phenomenal shower would be impossible I shall now attempt to prove: An acre is equal to (i,282,040 square inches; an inch of water over the surface of an inch would mean 6,272,640 cubic inches, which, at the usually estimated rate of 227 inches to the gallon, means 22,000. This immense quantity of water would weigh 222,000 pounds, or exactly 100 tons! Just think of it, and this calculation is on the basis of only an inch of rainfall; not a foot. Yet many reliable (?) men will tell you that they have seen wooden buckets of 10 and 12 inches in height rained full in less than au hour. Such declarations are simply nonsense of the most nousensical kind. Throughout most of the United States the amount of rain which falls in twenty-four hours rarely exceeds one inch, which means 100 tons of water to the acre. There are exceptions to all rules, of course, and occasionally the fall is much more remarkable. Thus at Flatbush, L. I., on the 22nd of August, 1843, 0 inches of rain fell in less than eight hours; at Catskill, N, Y., on July 26, 1819, 15 inches of water fell in six hours ; at Wilmington, Del., on July 29,1834, 5 J- inches fell in less than two hours and a half, and at Fairfield, 0., on the 12th day of August, 1861, 8 inch es of water fell in 11 hours. Such phenomenal showers are necessarily quite limited in extent, for if every particle of moistu-e were wrung from the atmosphere it would cover the entire globe to a depth of less than four (4) inches. The southern slopes of the Himalaya record as much as 610 inches of rain in a single year, but to counterbalance this, Peru, Egypt and parts of Persia often pass whole years without rain. One of the Mysteries.?"I'm an old man/' he said slowly, ''and I've lived a long time longer than most men who have lived as long as I have, for there's mighty little in this world that I oughtn't to know, that I don't know ; but there is one thing I don't know, and I've been trying to learn it for ^ A" ?tAA?n A n IAOO , in by jcaici rnuic ui icoo. "What's that?" interrogated Gamaliel, who was but yet a beginner. "Well, my son, it's this: "I don't know, and I don't believe I ever shall, why it is that when a man gets home at 3 o'clock in the morning and finds he hasn't his night key in his pocket, he can ring the bell and thump the door and throw pebbles up against the windows and disturb the whole neighborhood, and keep on doing it for threequarters of an hour or more before he wakes anybody up in the house; but if he gets there at 3 a. m., and has his key in his pocket, and slips it into the lock as still as a mouse, and turns it without a creak, and shuts the door as softly as the dew ifalls, and creeps up stairs in his stocking feet as stealthily a3 a cat, and gets into his room as noiseless as the stars go to their rest, he not only wakes up his wife, but next morning everybody in the house is asking him what he means by coming in at that hour of the night, and if he must come in then, why doesn't he make less racket and not disturb the whole country." "The old man in excess of er-otion gasped once or twice and began to mop his brow. "That's what I don't know, young man." he went ou; "and I'll like to live until you have lived just as long as I have, to see if you can find out, but I don't really believe you ever will." "I'll try," briefly remarked Gamaliel, and those who know Gamaliel have a sublime confidence "hat he has mude a noble beginning. IIe Dies Regularly Once a Week.? An Italian, who cannot be other than a most remarkable impostor, has been playing wonderful trick 5 upon the good people ofTiflis, in the Caucasus, Russia. His name is Tagarelli, and while he cannot be termed an Italian in the strict sense of the wrord, having been born i a Russia of parents born in the same country, it is known that he is of that extraction. He is known all over the land of the czar as "The Dying Prophet," his ability to delude the public depending on a queer faculty he has for dying and returning to life once every week. A person who has viewed the situation on the ground says: "The audacity of his pretensions, the skill with which they are main tained and, above all, the profound effect produced upon all who come in contact with him, have no parallel ip history. He is a most extraordinary being, and if he be an impostor, then he is the most marvelous impostor of the age." He dies to all appearances, and the ordinary death tests declare that life is extinct. While in this condition he declares that his spirit visits "the other world," but whiqh of the two he will not tell. All that he will divulge in regard to his doings while on these "trips" is that he examines the Book of Life, and that he can tell the spiritual standing of every person who cares enough about it to make inquiries. Slept Fifty-Seven years.--"Irving's Rip Van Winkle" is believed to have its foundation in the wonderful story which Pliny relates concerning the extraordinary experience of a shepherd named Epimenides. The scene is laid in Crete ; the time summer, and Epimenides \ boy of some 15 years. During the very warmest part of the day he found that some of the sheep were missing, and at about the same time heard prolonged bleating from the almost inaccessible portions of a neighboring mountain, ire grasped his crook and started off in the direction of the sounds. The path was a very difficult one to travel over, the day hot, so that long before he reached the stray sheep, he was so overcome with fatigue he lay down in a dry place in a cool cavern to sleep. He slept, so Pliny gravely informs us, fifty-seven years. At last, when he had finally managed to shake off the terrible lethargy that had held i.:? HI? 1 t,?lf ? Ullll spcuuuuuu 1UI 1IIU1 u UKUl null ? cvhim.j, he returned to the herd only to find a brother younger than himself a tottering, grayhaired grandfather. "That "ill-wind" proverb is very appropriate in this case, for we find that Epimcnides's enforced slumbers had endowed him with miraculous powers. He became a great epic poet and Gnostic philosopher, and even defied death itself for nearly three centuries, not dying until after he had celebrated his two hundred and eighty-fifth birthday. Lifts an Elephant With IIis Teeth.? Milo, the famous athlete of ancient Greece, the man who was victor at both the Olympic and l'ythian games for six different times in succession, and whose chief claim to fame rests upon the feat of running four miles with a three-year-old ox upon his shoulders, would hide his head with shame could he visit London and witness the wonderful feats performed by Sullivan, the modern Samson. Sullivan is only 31 years of age and weighs but 168 pounds, yet he is a physical giant without an equal in the known world. He regularly goes through a routine of feats illustrative of his wonderful strength, the most remarkable being the actual lifting of an.elephant with his teeth. The elephant is not a Jumbo, to be sure, neither is he small, especially when you come to consider the size of the man who does the lifting and the usual dimensions and strength of human teeth. The elephant daily and nightly swung like a pendulum from Mr. Sullvan's teeth is known as "the infant," and weighs between 1,800 and 2,000 pounds. This remarkable strong man is probably the only one in the world who lifts more than 1,000 pounds with the teeth alone. Another favorite trick of bis is that of lifting a barrel of water (5GG pounds) with one finger. Orksin of "The Dead Wood."?"I've got the dead wood on you," is an expression signifying that the evidences of unfair dealing are producible for the justification of the defendant. It originated in this way : A man's wife died and a first class cofliti was ordered. The coffin, supposed to be of rosewood, was lowered clumsily into the grave, and one corner of it was knocked off. The gentleman took the piece, of wood home, and found it was pine. The bill was presented and a rosewood coffin was one of the items. The undertaker was forced to sue for the amount, and when brought to court the defendant produced his chip in evidence. So goes the story.?Detroit Free Press. fiJaT" It is one of the beautiful compensations of this life that no one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. I inside tothemgis. ^ B&T t'ncle Sam lias 40 per cent, of the world's railroads. f$3T Experience may he a dear teacher, but her lessons are well taught. gST" Conduct is the great profession. What n m?n /Inne folic llu wlint. lio ic I figT "All things come to him who waits ! but the trouble is starvation is one of them, j j gST" Southwestern Missouri furnishes 80 per J cent, of the zinc ore mined in the United | States. j figy The man who uniformly handles his j animals kindly is almost always a successful j 1 farmer. BSy The year 185)3 began on Sunday and it will finish on Sunday, so that it will contain 53 Sundays. BgT" Since the organization of the government there have been eleven special sessions of congress. Cut flowers are now being brought I from San Francisco to the East in special refrigerator cars. One of two things is true. We either give according to our means, or according to our meanness. B&~ Jagson says it's always a paradox of drink that a man will get away with more than he can carry. BfiT For selling bis vote a resident of Wolf county, Kentucky, was sentenced to disfranchisement for life. It is estimated that nearly four million tons of ice have been harvested on the Hudson river this season. 8ST Every new acquaintance we make has the power to tell us something we didn't know about ourselves. tGf" Hard coal loses 8 per cent, in bulk per annum when exposed to the weather. Soft coal loses 12 per cent. ?aF' There is a sense in the soul which loves the right, as there is in the body an appetite whicli loves pleasures. PS?" About the only way to make some people happy is to provide for them some sort of imaginary martyrdom. tST" "I feel better about lickin' this postage stamp," said the boy who had been sent to mail a letter. "It's nearer my size." 86T A Japanese student who has graduated at Harvard is going to return to Japan to run a hotel on the "American plan." 8ST A wise man will desire no more than what he may get justly, use sorberly, distribute cheerfully, and live upon contentedly. f$aB~ A Western paper suggests as an improvement in Bibles the preparation of a leaf or two in the "family record" for divorces. 8?T The people who abuse this world most J vehemently while enjoying all its privileges, are generally the ones who raise a great fuss over dying. 06T" Over three hundred houses, hotels, stores and residences have been erected in Jerusalem since the completion of the railway to Jaffa. A man without experience to guide him is like a ship without a cunipuss. He may escape the rocks, but the chances aro all against him. Pag" "What do you think will be the biggest I thing you will see at the World's Fair?" jsaid Mrs. Fucush. "My hotel bill," replied her husband, gloomily. ' *wOn*? A nu,t HAAAnfl,( fAAI, A,,f ! 0Q7 A JVillldiid Vitj man ictounj iuua uuw j a license for a (log named Christopher Columbus. The City clerk was equal to the occa, sion, aud gave him the license number 1492. 6?* John B. Itoden, a storekeeper at Birmingham, Ala., after listening to a sermon on the evils of card playing, made a large bonfire ; of the cards in his store, valued at fully $200. j ?aT The Loudon Optican says that great ! men are usually blue-eyed and instances Shakespeare, Socrates, Locke, Bacon, Milton, j Goethe, Franklin, Napoleon, Bismark, Gladstone, Huxley, Virchow, and Itenan. BST" "They've got a scheme for making rain now, Maria," said Silas. "Lawsy mel What'll they dew next?" returned Maria. "I've hum tell o' boys raising thunder, but I never thought they'd make it rain." 86T Little Girl?Ma told me to tell you that the milk you sell makes the baby sick. Grocer?Tell your mother that if the baby does not thrive on fresh milk to boil it. "How long is the baby to be boiled ?" fiST Whatever faults Voltaire may have had, he certainly showed himself a man of sense when he said, "The more married men you have, the fewer crimes there will be. Marriage renders a man more virtuous and more wise." S6T War and glory have been costly things to France. Between 1792 and 1815 she sacrificed one-half of the 4,500,000 soldiers whom she sent to fight her battles. War has cost her in this century not far from 6,000,i 000 lives. ! WaT The father of a St. Louis bride present. ed his son-in-law with 80,000 head of cattle. "Papa, dear," exclaimed his daughter, When she heard of it, "that was so kind of you to . muke such a gill; Charley is so fond of oxi tail soup!" It is said that hotel keys are subject to i fits ; that the bell-boys get the call; that the | head waiter, while he may have patience, ; never waits; that the elevator man has a I An/1 tliof t lm frnnl-. r\lntn trlnQC rlnnr.Q ! l'u"j ? "? I- O-"? ? i have their swing. | Iter A Connecticut firmof jewelers has patj ented a large, cheap watch, designed to be I carried in the overcoat pocket. They are ! said to find a ready sale among men who are I too lazy to unbutton their coat when they want to know the time. fifeS" "Stamps, please," curtly said the young i lady. "With or without?" quired the face| tious drug clerk. "With or without! With! out what?" was the indignant inquiry, j "Whiskers, ma'am. One-centers has no i whiskers on Columbus. The two-centers | have." I j 8ST "Give me a porous-plaster; I've got a ! lame back." "We're just out of them ; but ! here is a Columbian postage stamp, which : answers just as well and comes cheaper. ! We're selling lots of them just now. Wait a minute, and I'll punch a few holes in it for I you." BS&T A Scotchman had two sons, one of : whom was a doctor and the other a clergy. man. of whom he was very proud. "If I had kent," said he, "that aneof my sons was to be a medical man and the other a meenister, I would never had auld Jenny McCosh for their mither." fifea?" "My friend," said the Itev. Sidney Smith to a cobbler who was mending his j shoe, when the great wit was a poor curate j in Gloucestershire, "you remind me of the ! sacred ordinance of matrimony." "How I so?" quoted liie eonuier. uecausc juu ; bind two souls together in unity !" gSTA female lunatic in England is of the opinion that she is an envelope containing a | letter, and with this idea she fixes a stamp I on her forehead and imagines that she goes j through the post to visit her relatives. The l following day she sticks another stamp on : for the return journey. fiST A resident of Mobile, Ala., has a strong inflection for a pet cat." The animal is said J to be 27 years old, has 110 teeth, and is also blind. The owner cares for it as attentively j as though the cat were a child, feeding it J constantly 011 raw oysters, of which the cat | seems to be very fond. i B6T It is computed that all the locomotives ; in the United States would, if coupled to-, I getlier, make a train 300 miles long. The | passenger cars would make another train of ! about the same length ; and if all the cars of every variety in the country were coupled behind the engines, the result would be a i train just about seven thousand miles long. ftOYAl m LROYALRSiSj! ^ Mo i POWDER Absolutely Pure. A cream of tartar baking powder. Highest of nil ! In leavening strength.?Latest U. S. Government I Food Report. I Roy a i. Baking I'owdkk Co., KXi Wall St.,N. Y. AVER'S Sarsaparilla Is superior to all other preparations claiming to be blood-purifiers. First | of all, because the principal ingredient used in it is the extract of genuine Honduras sarsaparilla root, the varietv richest in medicinal properCures Catarrh low dock, being raised expressly for the Company, is always fresh and of the very best kind. With equal discrimination and care, each of the other ingredients are selected and compounded. It Is THE Superior Medicine because it is always the same in appearance, flavor, and effect, and, being highly concentrated, only small . doses are needed. It is, therefore, the most economical blood-purifier P in existence. It tUreS makes food nourcpRnnil A ishing, workpleasOUnurULrt ant, sleep refreshing, and life enjoyable. It searches out ail impurities in the system and expels them harmlessly by the natural channels. AVER'S Sarsaparilla gives elasticity to the step, and imparts to the aged and infirm, renewed health, strength, and vitality. AVER'S Sarsaparilla Prepared by Dr. J.C. Ayer Sc Co., Lowell, Mm?. 8old by all I)ni?(flet?; Price $1; six bottle*, $5. Cures others, will cure you A Supply ! of Vegetables All the year round is most desirable and easily obtained, with a little forethought 011 the part of the Gardener. The quality and flavor of the vegetables is also an important consideration ; these depend very largely 011 sowing the best strains of Seeds that it is possible to procure. T. W. Wood & Sons' Seeds Are grown from the best and finest vegetables it is possible to produce, with special reference to their adaptability to our Southern soil and climate. They arc unequalled and unapproachable in quality. Descriptive Catalogue mailed free. T. W. WOOD & SONS, SEEDSMEN, RICHMOND, VA. Send your orders direct if your Merchant docs not handle Wood's Sbkds. THE CORBIN DISK HARROW. o It is the Best labor Saving Farming Implement in the World, and Will do More to Increase Crops and Eednce Cost of Production than any Farming Implement Ever Introduced. A GREAT deal has been said about the Corbin Disk Harrow during the past three years in the columns of The Enquirer. If it was anything else than what is claimed for it, the peoEle would long ago have branded it as a fraud, ut instead of being denounced it is endorsed and recommended as the greatest money saver and crop inoreaser ever introduced in this section by every farmer who has tested it, and there are scores of them. The following testimonials from well known farmers should, we think, be sufficient to convince even those who do not wanl to be convinced. Read and then act: Ghover, n. C., July 10,1889. Sam M. Grist, Yorkvllle, S. C.: Dear Sir:?I have owned a 111-inch Corbin Disk Harrow for the past foui years and have put it to every possible test and It hat given entire satisfaction. I had long felt the need oi a harrow that would pulverize the soil thorough!) from four to six inches deep, and realized that this could not be done by any drag or tooth harrow, foi they only pulverize the surface, leaving many clods or lumps untouched, and these clods would be worked to the surface In cultivating the crop : and all lntelli Sent farmers know that cloddy land does not give the est results. Hence the great Importance of a Harrow that will pulverize the soil as deep as the plow goes My Harrow will thoroughly pulverize to a depth ol seven Inches. I want nothing better In stalk land lr putting In wheat or oats than the Corbin Harrow, foi it not only does better work than a plow, but it is si much faster, cutting six feet at a time, and all farmer know the importance of saving time at the seasor when these crops nre usually sown. I venture the as sertlon that no farmer who owns a Corbin Harrow would be without It for twice its cost. Two great ad vantages the harrow possesses over most improved farming Implements is its simplicity and durability Any sleepy-headed free negro cun operate it if he hai sense enough to drive a wagon. I have prepared stub ble land for planting, where there was 110 rocks 01 stumps, with my harrow, by harrowing it twice crossing the first work with the last, as well or bettei than I have ever done with a plow. Much more might be said about the Corbin Harrow but I think ] have said enough to induce lhrmers to inquire intc Its merits. All who investigate will be converted. Very Itespectlully, Felix H. Dover. Yokkville, S. C., May 15,1890. Sam M. Grist, Yorkvllle, S. C.: Dear Sir?It gives me pleasure to add my testimony as to the worth ol the Corbin Disk Harrow us a farming Implement. I have used the Harrow purchased of you last fall for a variety of purposes, and in no single Instance has It fulled to do all that is claimed for it by the manufacturers and by the farmers whose testimony you have already published. Last fall I plowed a piece ol ground on my place that was covered with weeds, and had also a considerable amount of wiregrass on it, and when the plowing was finished, it was exceedingly rough?in places the furrow would turn for twenty live orthirty "yards without breaking. I then went to work with the Harrow, and after going over the ground two or three times, I had it in as good condition as an ordinary garden is after being spaded and raked, and I am now cultivating this land and it is still soft and mellowand easily worked. I also broke my cotton stalk land and then pulverized it and cut up the cotton stalks with the Harrow. I find a wonderful difference in working land that 1ms been harrowed and that which has not. The more I use my Harrow the better I like it. It is my purpose to sow my small grain with it next fall, and for two reasons: First, I can sow it better, and, therefore, get better results ; and second, I can do It at about one-tilth the expense and in one-flfth of the time, as compared with the ordinary mode of sowing grain. No farmer can afford to be without the C'orbin Harrow, and the sooner the farmers tlnd tills out the better. 1 would not take live times tlie cost of my Harrow for it and do without it. I shall be pleased to give my friends any further Information they may desire. . Respectfully, K. H. Gi.knn. Yoiikviu.e, S. C., July 8, 1880. Ham M. Gitist, Yorkville, S. C.: Dear Sir:?In re| ply to your inquiry as to what I think of the valueot theCorbin Disk Harrow as a farming implement, I would say that I consider myselt incompetent to do tiie implement Justice, but will try to give some idea of my estimate of Its value. I consider the Corbln Disk Harrow to be the most valuable farming implement I have ever used, or ever expect to use. There is no other implement of which I have any knowledge ! that will do as many different kinds of work, or do [ the work as well. There Is no implement which will do equal service that I have overseen, that is so simI pie in construction or which is less liable to get out ol order. It is one of the few improved farming implements which can be used to advantage by the ordinary negro. TheCorbin Harrow will more than pay for itself in one season if given half a chance. I now have on my farm a Ui-inch, 12-disk Corbln Harrow, the original price of which was ?10, and although the implement has been in use ncltrlv live years, if it was liniiossible to get another, I would not take five times Its cost for it. In conclusion, let me say that some ot my assertions may sound extravagant to some of my brother farmers who arc not familiar witli the Corbln Harrow, but I will say to those who may doubt any of my statements, that I will take pleasure in demonstrating the truth of each and every assertion to the entire satisfaction ofall who will call at my farm near town. I hoite to see, or hear, at an early day, of a.Corbln Harow being on the farms of hundreds of fanners in this section. R respectfully, \V. >1. Wai.kkh. The time for sowing spring oats is near at hand. If you want to have your crou put in as it should be, and thereby insure a larger erop than would otherwise bo produced, you should have a Corbin Disk Harrow. Right now ts the time to buy and I will be pleased to quote prices and give terms. SAM M. GRIST, State Agent, Yorkville, S. C. pb" I am also agent for Union, Mecklenburg, Gaston, Lincoln, Catawba, Caldwell and Cleveland counties, North Carolina, for the saleof the genuine Corbin Disk Harrow. S. M. (1. I HAVE NOT SAID anything now through the columns of THE ENQUIRER lately, because I have been absent for several weeks, but I AM STILL IN THE PIANO AND ORGAN BUSINESS unci expect to meet all legitimate competition with u Piano or an Organ that for merit anil price cannot be duplicated in these parts. I handle instruments direct from the factory. I WILL SELL, RENT OR EXCHANGE. A guarantee is stamped on every instrument and I will satisfy you or refund your money. I CAN TUNE YOUR PIANO in a scientific manner and guarantee all work. R. J. HERN DON. March 8 10 tf I ":v1 H] H l'A for Infants and Children. ^ " Castoria is so well adapted to children that Castoria cures Colic, Constipation, I recommend it as superior to any prescription Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Eructation, known to inn," II. A. Archer, M. D., Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di 111 So. Oxford St., llrooklyn, N*. Y. gestion, Without injurious medication. "The use of 'Castoiia is so universal and "For several years I have recommended lis merits so well known that it seems a work your 'Castoria,' and shall always continue to < f 8u;>ororogation to endorse it. Few are the do so as it has invariably produced beneficial intelligent families who do not keep Castoria results." v.ithin easy reach." Edwin F. Pardee, M. D., Carlos Mauty.v, D. D., 125th Stnjet 7th Ave ( yew york City. New York City. The Centaur Company, 77 Murray Street, New Yore City. The Best Bargain ever Offered in Sewing Machines. A $55.00 SEWING ' MACHINE FOR $22.50, INCLUDING ONE YEAR'S SUBSCRIPTION TO THE ENQUIRER. ^ THE "PEERLESS" Is the Name of a Strictly High Grade Sewing Machine that we are Now Prepared to Offer to all Who Want a First-Class Machine with all Modern Improvements at Unheard of Low Prices. Its Mechanism is "Superb, the Design Graceful, and the Finish all that Could be Desired. It is Light Running and Noiseless. ALL of the DESIRABLE features contained in other well-known modern style machines are to be found in the PEERLESS, improved and simplified t&SL- 'itfr hy l'10 l,est mechanical talent until it stands, as the ? All wearing parts are of the best quality of casehardened steel, possessing great durability, and by HV* the turning of a screw, all lost motion, caused by wear, can be taken up. All parts are fitted so accurately that these machines are as nearly noiseless and as easy running as line adjustment and the best mechanical skill is possible to produce. No expense |? IHV or time is spared to make them perfect, as every <T ffflM machine passes a rigid inspection by competent men before leaving tne factory. It has no cogs. mBgSg^ggBlBmfSSmSmSSm^fBBBr The Balance-Wheel and many of the tine parts are nickle plated, with other parts finely enameled <f m ilif and ornamented, giving it a rich appearance. /flU^ Every Machine is furnished witfi an Improved 1 ff MBM m 1 Automatic Bobbin Winder, which is so simple that Vf 4f nil 11 child can easily operate it?winding the thread IT" 1 M Wp*' automatically on the bobbin as evenly and regularly nVHQ as the thread 011 a spool. This valuable attachDl ^|/W| ment renders possible a perfect control of the Shuttle I H B * Fil Tension, and all annoyance resulting from shuttle 8 I3 H thread breaking, while the machine is in motion, I ^^f\i 1which is common to many machines, is entirely obt&EifeiV ' JuJ A self-setting Needle and self-threading Cylinder . - ^ N Shuttle are used in the PEERLESS HIGH-ARM 1 TfjjffflWM ''; ' SEWING MACHINE. The self-threading Shuttle \ is so simple that with two motions of the hand, Abackward and forward, the shuttle is threaded. !The Woodwork is the best that can be procured, ^ of either Antique Oak or Black Walnut, as the purThe PEERLESS is so simple that any one can easily operate it in a few minutes' time, as the Instruction Book which is sent with each Machine is profusely illustrated, and answers the purpose of a competent teacher. It shows how to do all kinds of fancy work with attachments Complete Set of Latest Improved Attachments. Each PEERESS Machine is furnished with a complete set of Johnson's celebrated steel nickle -st' plated Attachments in a velvet lined case. Following is the outfit: ,1 Tucker, 1 Ruffler, with shirring plate, 1 Hemmer Set (4 widths) and Binder, 1 Braider (Foot and Slide), 1 Thread Cutter. 1 Hemmer and Feller (one piece), 10 Needles, 6 Bobbins, 1 Wrench, 1 Screw Driver, Oil Can filled with Oil, Cloth Gauge and Thumb Screw. DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE MISLED Into paying the prevailing high prices charged by agents and peddlers under the old system, and which has been entirely anollshed in the sile of the PEERLESS by our plan, and the machine is ai a ;,.i 1 11? 1 ~ "* - -l' ?* nw/?o Huiu roHovincr tho II1UM IlirillSIlUU IU (11H jjl'upiu UL H <1U\<U1?.'U un-l HID manuiouuivio y>u>w >vuvwB purchaser from contributing toward paying the salaries and expenses of traveling men and agents. Every PEERLESS machine is guaranteed to be as represented and to give entire satisfaction, or money will be refunded. A registered Certificate of Warranty is furnished by the manufacturers ^ agreeing therein to furnish any parts that may prove defective WITHIN FIA E YEARS, free of charge (except Needles, Bobbins and Shuttles), so great is their confidence in the excellence of the PEERLESS. Price, including one year's subscription to THE YORKVILLE ENQUIRER, $22.50. Our price?$22.50?is for the Machine well crated, and delivered on board the cars in Chicago, with all attachments and accessories. The Machine will be shipped direct to the purchaser, and the freight will be paid by the person who receives the Machine. The manufacturers write us that the freight to any point in this section will average about $1.50. Give name of freight station if different from post office address, s Every order must be accompanied by the cash. Send money by Post Office Money Order, i Registered Letteror New York exchange. Don't send postage stamps for any amount exceeding50 cents. L. M. GRIST, Yorkville, S. C. ; March 9 10 tf ^ . _ I . _ . i . . To insure against accident? ; Does It Fay What you want to know is the best company [ in which to take accident insurance. [ PERHAPS THE FOLLOWING FACTS WILL HELP YOU. THE UNITED STATES MUTUAL ACCIDENT , ! ASSOCIATION has more accident insurance in force r than any other organization in the world. It pays several times as much indemnity each year as that T paid by any other mutual accident association. i It has $x 10,000 emergency fund, besides other ample r assets. ? A $io,ooo policy with liberal indemnities costs $34 per year i in one payment or $6 quarterly. Accident 91191 Insurance JAMES R. PITCHER, IgP'""" DflVC Sec. & Gen. Manager. company I Clj D I ' TWrffip* Elsewhere ??Perhaps? ? local AGENTS : W. J. Caveny, Rock Hill; Dr. J. C. McCubbins, Blacksburg, , SAM M. & L. GEO. GRIST, General Agents, Yorkville, S. C. r ? ?? ; GARRY IRON ROOFING COMPANY, Manufactures all kinds of gfr ^ ^ IRON ORE PAINT IRON ROOFING, And Cement. CRIMPED AND CORRUGATED SIDING, ^152 TO 158 M ERWIN ST., Iron Tile or Shingle, :Cleveland, O. fike proof noons, shutters, .tr.f fe^r^.-y.T x?MK Send for Circular and Price List No. 75. THE LARGEST MANUFACTURERS OF IRON ROOFING IN THE WORLD. ^?"Orders received by L. M. GRIST. YOUR WIFE OR DAUGHTER Hj^OMPLAI^S o^heing tired after running ^ __ , T AM handling a first class line of COFFINS / )/pf : I AND CASKKTS which I will sell at the very LyCl'tL UCJ lowest prices. Personal attention at all hours. ' I atn prepared to repair all kinds of Furniture .1 717" j_ J ! at reasonable prices. i on the n ateI \ j. ed jefferys. APPLICATION FOR DISCHARGE. to find some clew to the jVTOTICE is hereby given that the under' . .. _ . x) signed, administrator of the estate of Dr. mysterious disappearance oj ; \\\ g. Campbell, deceased, will make j . la final settlement with the Judge of Probate f I 1 j 7 * J for York county, on the 18th day of MARCH, ] / 11/9 /~1 /t /I /l C l85KJ' at 10 a- ,n?! ne will make / fir /1 fJ. /fJ. f J .1 .application for a final discharge from liability /?/^ J. V. W / lA fvT kJ | as administrator ofthe said estate. i J. F. ASHE, Administrator, T~\ 7 McConnellsville, S. C. February 15 7 5t J.V. 14/1/ V " APPLICATION FOR DISCHARGE. / "V*"OTICE is hereby given that the undersign- * i see this figure at the window signaling I cd, <executor of the estate of JAMES B. . , ..... ... JACKSON, deceased, will make a hnal settlettlto the flight. It IS but one Of the inent with the Judge of Probate for York fhrjllitiir mill dmtn/iiir 'county, on the 16th day of MARCH, 18513, at many thrilling ana dramatic i lo o'clock, a. m., when he will make appplicaincidents in our tion for a fi,ml discharge from liability as ex! ecutor of the said estate. A 7" C ' '* JACKSON, Executor. = l\ eW OCVUlt | February 15 7 5t* ?. n. K. KINI.KY. J. s. nillCK. PINLEY <Si RRICE, . DON'T FAIL TO READ ATTORNEYS AT LAW, THE RAJAH'S RUBV Yorkvllle, S. C. A LL business entrusted to us will be given Soon to Annear In this Paper. nrnmnt < DO YOU WANT A GOOD HORSE ! j OFFICE IN THE BUILDING ATTHK REAR J FOR sale, a good BUGGY AND SADDLE OF M. A II. C. STRAUSS'S STORE. 1 HORSE. Apply to L. M. GRIST. 1 January 7 1 tf J J