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V- v &W t *..*?. v. P - vu* Uwiliio U 1' Cvii tr v ^iVv ulo UXalBlQuUOZi Bbs** * , ^\i~ ~ ^ ?_ *x' ^ f. fill te;jnjarc on his brow i ^ r | ^ritlTthe ! eternal perogative ! Gentlemen, 1 adjure 1 you, by the manumitted ghost of temporary ' sanctity, to do no murder! I adjure you by the name of woman, thejmain spring of the ^ ticking rime piece of time's theoretical ' -flfiansmigration, to do no murder ? I adjure - you, by the love you have for the esculent and condimental gusto Of our native pumpkin, to do no murder ! I adjiSreycra by the ' American eagle that whipped the universal _ game cook of creation, and is now roosting on the numeric telegraph of time's illustri- 1 ous trahsiiS^iSrien, toidc no murder! And | lastly, if yon Mpeefc to wear store-made ! coats; if you ever, expect to wear boots ' -v made of the free hide of the Rocky Moun- 1 tain buffalo; and, td stMFup all, if you ever "expect to bo' anythitfg^r: sneaking, low- '] >'.?W ii_ t -j-j "" -_n r -wWro^y v > unuooa eooB gi au- , -v ^^8Btml^,Vbittled down into-distinctibility, client and save your country/ . The' prisoner was ncqtiifcted, of course. ^;jflj0*^SPe copy the following "Descrippcr,' from one of our western exchanges: sir, if you have a soul, ten thousand^ofita . ..sue would We more rowp'in.tfwfshell of. a . mustard seed, than a frog in the^febiifc ..Ocean., Nay, more?ten. thodsand souls -Jiko pour's might colopMse on the point of a oambric needle, and live for fifty years, in-' ants; aifdshould.ihey' then have a cavil war, the.Tjntpishsd party would have mountains and valleys to retreat to, ten day's journey ofL' WK^f taal^ae^hbor Glripe's soul is as wueh burger than y cur's as a saw mill-log is, <* > * ' - ^ ' -V;* -?- - - ?- - this?i)id you ever go to tbe itocKv^ Mountain? ? Well, I'wonder at that. You m be sure you don't know/the world.g^anoestors came from there, and in" my younger days wo us6d often to talk about an old .uncle that was living there about a cen tury ago. -vHeriwata crack shot,.and. when he came down to: see grancKhther, brought a particular long gnn with him. I thought I might as. well go aqdse'e what they baffdoire wdth the oilman. -WelJ, do you know,that distriot is so remarkably healthy, high upfln* the air, that people never die. They get old and shriveled, and lose their ftoukxj$ pretty muoh, and then the neighbors tie them np iu a sack, and ticket them, 8nd tfang them up.in the church. So when I f?rh,.*Di MKea tne man mat naa caarge u us.iuew what had become. of my old uncle. The man said, he didn't Ijdow, hut if I would : some along with him we'd see. So wo went around and examined the sacks, a preoions lot of them; Sure enough there was my ancle's name on one. So the man asked if [ wished to speak to him. I told I wanted; particularly, to do ft. Well he took" down' ;hesack, and inside there was my ancle, as fry as a mummy. Ho ^ut him into warm arater, and after a while the old man began ? open his eyes and sneeze. .. At last, says I, Well, uncler can yon speak ?' and he said io could. So I began to chat with hig> ihoht our relations. The old man presently ifed, and began to yawn. Saya. he, if you lave anything particular to ask. about, I ^ess you had better make haste, as I am letting tired, and want to be hung up again.' Well, then, unole/ says'I <1 just want to tnow what became of a particular long'gun j'ou used to have.' 'Look;' says he 'undeT ' ihe tbatoh at the northwest corner, of the icruse and you'll find it.' ?Thankee, uncle,' rays-I; and we tied the old man up: again. IVell, I found the gun and loaded it with a jound of powder and six pounds of shot.? [n my oonnfry the pigeons are so plentiful, trnlARA vnh drivn them &.wav: ther eat lp all the ^iain. Somebody has .to go out ivorymonung to shoot them. Well, I wai inxiyus for my turn So I got tip very eary, long before day light, and I laid the gup tlong a fence, just to. sweep: the field, as~l bought. I sat down to wait - for morning, ?ut somehow fell asleep.r When I,woke,the ground was literally, plastered^ with pigeons." ftraa boL Wifg at. (kern as tha^lay; ,b?t [ thought that was no great matter but made 'ea^, ^'Hftlloo says I/and up they^ew. Wipe Taming.?The.'Boaton Ga zette edted by B. P. Shillaber, Esq., (Mrs. Parington,) announces Mr, Paul Pretty man, as l teacher of the art of wife-taming, at the 'This is to certify that Mr. Paul PrettyBM has succeeded in subduing my wife.? 3e took her when in the most restless conlition, and in one.hour she was cooking a )eef-8teak with the placidity of an angel. JAS.P. HOENEE. 'Mr. Pretty man has full liberty to refer Jo ne. His art I consider a great desideratum if. married life. He quieted Mrs. Simpkins. rho was always ugly in double harness and Locomphshed wonders. JNot a shirt botton taa been missiDg since the Vgte of bis ttial. P. SIMPKINS, Newark N. J.' . ? " Brute* Love Men More than Women. 1 writer in the Atlantic Monthly pats it has: "Kate, the other day, was asserting a vife's right to control her own propertv, and ncidentally. advocating the equaKlf of the lexes?a touchy point with her-^I put in: *Teli me, then, Kate, why animals form itronger attachments to men than women ? four dog, yonr parrot, and even jour cat, dieady prefer me to you. How can you ac!oont for it, unless yon allow there is more n us to respect and to love V <1 account for it/ said she, with a most lecided nod, <by affinity between yon and jrutes/ ?. ?. At a negro celebration lately, an Irishnan stood listening to the colored speaker sxp&tiating upon government and freedom, ind as -the orator came to a "period" from me of the highest and most poetioal flights, ;be Irishman said: ? "Bedad, he speaks well for a nagur,. don't t*y uun * Somebody said, "He isn't a negro?he is jnly a half negroi" * "Only a half nagor, is it? Well, if a lalf nagur can talk in that style, I'm think-. in' a whole nagur might beat the prophot Jeremiah. t@F A Scotch dntehees wa*examining the shildren of one of her charity sohbols, when the.teaoher pnt the question?"What is the wife of a Kiog called ?" "A queen," bawled out one of the soholars. ' "The Wife of an emperor?"?"An empress," was replied, with equal readiness. Then what is the wife [>f a duke called ??"A drake!" exclaimed several voioes, mistaking the title duke for the biped duck, which they pronounced the mine. 9Sf A Quaker had his broad brimmed hat blown off, and he chased it for a long time with fruitless and very ridicnldo&zeal. At i > i _ ? 1 i i . i. . laac, seeing a roguian loosing ooy laugnmg it bis disaster, lie Baidcto him?<Art thou a profane lad V JIhe youngster replied that be sometimes did a little in that way.? 'Theu/'Saickbe, taking a half dollar from his pocket, 'thee may damn yonder.fieeing tile, fifty cepts worthi.w> .. . i.mhi ''-'j. ^-'199?<Bere is a veritable marriage notice of the 'olden time,' taken from.the New.York . WeeklyMaseam^u^0;.1^92;?adjectives in tboSe daya wereebfiap end plenty. ; * Married.?On Monday evening last* bv the Key. Bee.eh, John: Buchanan,.E^, to the amiable, ndorabl^mcomparable, inflex-': Tor- j he also; ieap^ ;^hen whaha | vest of old " ck waVwT Ijrceybesfche ttflofwill tekp one -. r. rV?V >?<% ?; ' ' *s;' -\**c * '2.' t* > ^ -25r*?rr? ' ion .using it, for the benefit of the-agricultural, community. Have a chain made .of the best roundxharc.oal iron, at leas^enpjncb and a fourth in ..diameter, and eight feet long, with a iibg in ea'oji end two inches and a half indiame terrene sicfe of these rings tcustbe formed like a link. Attach-pneriag to a band of iron two and a half inches broad, one inch thick, and'one foot in diameter, with' a small oflset.for.theringto lodgein. This baud, should be bevefed on the in. side edge, to make itslip on'the pole read ily, and.prevent-cnfctkig it. Cut a nice straight tapering hiokory, white dak, or looufll lever,-one foot in diameter at the bntt, aan: twenty-five feet foDg. Take off the: bark and lamps smoothly; put on the^and Jet jt come within two feet of the large end, at which point pntin two small pins of iron, to -pre vent it from! going any further. Within Tonr inches of the smdKhpd, pnton a com moo yoke clevis, with a ring, in it .to poll by. Hitoh two yoke of oxen. Drive 00 the right of the etamp until the.band passes the stump a few iDohes. Pass the 'chain round the stump, on theMt sidej.ari'dTidraw it tight,with no twist in the chain. Alitttle. above the lever drive in a coiifimou wedge and ptot the ring on the wedge. Then, gee round in n oirole until the stump is twisted out.,This machine will take out about half the dead stumps ip a field of long standiug with out the catting of brace roots. Commor. sized green stumps can bo taken out by cttf ' jgjjptg the .brace roots first, and digging a- little After everything is -ready, with the< i team and two hands," I can take up one hundred or more stumps per day, as it tfflgl j draft at all on the cattle, except the labor ot pulling the lever from stump to stump.?' Respectfully. J.T.ESTILL. Madison county, Kyi, April, im . IQW.imiaitr. i Sowing Peas!?I have before written of my practice in sowing.Peas; but as added experience shows, me the great advantages- accruing from it, I give "line upou'Iine."? Some years since ^commenced with sowing, peas, and covering them at; different depth?, , varying from>ohe1ncrh to one' foot. I found those buried eight inches deep, appeared a-' bove gtouhd' only one day later than those uuneu umy bny..iuuu<xj, nuuv mwv ^ were soared twelve inches deep, were but a little over <tco ifays behind. As they grew, no perceptible difference was noticed, until they commenced blooming and setting, then : the advatage of the deepplanting exhibited jcommenced ripening and decaying. / after plantiE^peMeight to ten inches deep; if the soil is clayey, I wil1 plant six inches..! never\eaxth-up, but leave the ground as near level as I o&n.^-Ohio Farmer. plantain a till would bear al ^lier^p at all The remark will'apply to all cucur bi tous plants, as melons, squashes and pumpkins?which are often allowed to grow too thickly;. A single plaot, (or two plaDts at m'ostjso'as to insure one in case ofaccident to the other,) on a ribh, well prepared, and Well cultivated piece of laud, with a space of six or seven feet, is far better than a largo number. Thq culture of turnips, and especially those of the rata bagatribe, requires a bold thinning out. A novice, in the culture of these roots may readily be distinguished by the thick drills, and*would be startled at the "frightful waste" of thirty young, plants, which the experienced cultivator boldly practices, and with auoh decided ad vantage.??Jx. " .mi = Copperas as a Deodorizer;?'One pound of green Oopperas; costing seven cents, dissolved in one quart of water, and poured down a "privy, wijl effectualy concenatrate and destroy the foulest smells I For water closets, ships and steamboats, about hotels and other publio places, there is nothing so nice, to cleanse placps as simple green copperas dissolved; and for sick rooms, it may be placed under the bed in anything that will bold water, and thus render a hospital or other plaoes for the sick, from iinpleasant smells. For butcher stalls, fish markets, slaughterhouse sinks, and wherever there are offensive and putrid gases, dissolve copperas, and sprinkle it about, and in a few days the smell will pass away. If a cat, rat or mouse dies about the house', and 'sends forth an offensive gas, plaoe some dissolved copperas in an open vessel near the plaoe where the nuisance is, and it will purify the atmosphere. . Lard .and Rosin for Tools?-Take about three pounds of lard and one pound of rosin. Melt them together in .a basin or tnlfla and rnh nvfii* nil irnn nr ftteftl stir. -?? r??\-r- ?T-.?-..as. . faces in danger of baiog rusted. It can be put on with a brush or piece of olotb, and wherever it is applied it most effectually keeps air and moist ore away and of oourse, prevents rust.. Whem-knives and forks and other household artioles, liable to beoome rusted or spotted, are to be laid away, rub them over with this mixture, they will come out bright and clean even years afterwards: The coating may be thin as not to be per* ceived, and it wiU still be^effectnai. Let every one .keep a dish pf this preparation on hand. As it does notjipoU of itself it may be kept mixed for monftw or. years. Mem ? Fresh lard containing no salt, should.be ussd. Rosin is a cheap article, and maybe obtained almost anywhere from.$iur to six cents per pound.?American AijtMvdturafaL Lice on Farm Stosk.?When any sfook . arediufested with lice?whether horses', cattle, ) sheep or hogs?I give copperas in their food every'other day, for six or eight days?say a teaspoohfarto a horse;kC(flror hog, abd;half'; a teaspoonful to a sheep. If the above directions are followed, I will pledgrmywcrd tEe* prescription will kill .the'verinir, Inside and out?leaving your cattle With a clean"?(S&ffl. * a^titelthy skin. The remedy is so simple you may not think it^ortfr "trying, but' itl8.:DO Aumbug^ no YaaheelsohoolinMteri? iaedioine?'" '* - vK, " V ? ' tt!UbaJSrged ToT^tv^lxiSi at regular rate^' : -Tributes of Respeotr rated aa advertisements. 1 "- ''' '" '' " ? ' ' 1 5 r\ A ? r* fl r" i-?* AM A W l~ A I ' J urt. Aurrvcw w YORE^ILLE, S. O. ni On the East side of the Mam Street, South* * of the'Talmetto Hotel.". . J**6 ' ?'~ ; .&.<> ft iOHH B. BBWIH, o ATTORNEY AT LAW, t YOBKVn.LE, S. O. * pffloeria the-"Adiok'eslBafldln?''.~Up-Btatra. Feb 11 *-. * . C . s . - tf . ... "bl8v?r^CT: JOHK L. HIL1EB, th ATTORNEY AT LAW : p< COMMISSIONER IN EQUITY, Office in the Court-House, 10 *?i_.? ? W. Bv METtS, 1 ATTOBOT3YAT LAW, ' YOKKVJI,LE,S.C. . j^Offlee in. the Court-House. -^ft ,- /.- / > >: \< 6ENERAL COLLECTINGAGENT, ; : tohkvili?e; s. c. | Will attend .promptly to the collection of Claims; and alsg to PoMing Books, making oat yg April! My . _ atto^ATLAW I .AS3 th SOLICITOR IN EQUITY,_ ,' a YORKVILLJ3, S. C. I Office in rear of tji? Court Houso, formerly occu.. pied by Col, Witherepoon,. J ; .April 8 .14 8m E, ? * :??t ' "Fg __ 4~i A - ga 'Kcaoaa* i - NO. HlUEEipftSTRJiET, o] Opposite H?.mf?., R . CHARUJSTON, S. C. ' f>? ?. I,. KBBBISOS. HEUlLAJiS I.HIDI50.' * AogC 31 ly ; jj J. A. I3TE3. -^MAB pPGamEWfcglf^P* ZW*i EST^IS & CO., ? FACTORS & COMMISSION MERCHANTS, ( For the sale of -th COTTON, QBAnr, FLOTO, AND AIL KINDS 07 <? COUNTRY PRODUCE. ? OFFICE-NORTH ATLANTIC WHARVES, t&f* According to the terns of the Co partnernershlp, we will not smoulatb, directly or indi-~ 32 reotly, in any Produce shipped to our house. , References.?0. Mills, 8. 8. Parrar, Broth- % era & Co., Lanueau, Smith & Whilden, Thomas J. 8U & C. H. Molse, Charles^ S. C.; Col. R. Ander- fa sop, B Hope; Columbia, 8. C.; Thomas McLure, en Sr., N. R. Eaves, A. Q. Doqovant, Chester, 8. C ; ]e; Col. P. 8caiffc, Union, 8. C.; fol. I. D. Wither tfr spoon, J.,W. Avery. W. A. Latta, Esq., Col.,8. N. 8towe, Dr. J. R, Bratton, yorkville; 8.C.; Dr. 5ti Happoldt, Salisbury, N. C.| J. L. Dixttt, Knox- po ville, Tenn. . : - . ' 81 May 27 21 ly 11 - 1 11. ! .J, . ? NEW FIRM. 1 THE SUBSCRIBERS having bought out the entire internet of L. P. BARNJBTT& CO , Jin theDRUG BUSINESS in this piece, respect- tally inform the citizens of the town and District, ?and adjacent counties of North Carolina, that W they will contiuue the above business at the saine old stand. In addition to their former stock of- ga CHEMICALS, DBTJGS ft JfEDICINES, ^ they have joat received, and are now opening*' ^ welt selected stoqk.ot Medichms, which they will sell very low for caab, or oh very moderate terms pe to good and promptoustomers. Iai The Stock then, with the last purchase, is large and well-assorted, affording excellent opportani- an ties,to the Merchant, Plantar and Physioian,. who ftn will gain much by calling and examining for them- _ selves. We hare made sttoh arrangements in our tatuxe . < purchases, as will tally enable as to sell upon ? termj^and at prices moit accommodating. T. Oar present stock consists of Drugs, Medicines, Chemicals, Dye WoodB and Dye-Stuffs, Oil, Paint, andPainteria artielea; Varnish, Window Glass (of *" all sizes) Patty and Glassware. English, American, and Preach Perfumery ; Toilet and Shaving Soap; Toilet, Flesh and Hair Brashes j a tali assortment of Sn -gical and Dental Instruments; Trusses, Supporters and Bandages; JBpIoes; Snuff, best Chewing Tobacco, and Cigars of first rate flavor; Harrison's Ink; Cognac Brandy of the re- w ry best brand; pure Wines, the beBt eiw sold in this market, and used only for sickness and med: ? ioinai purposes; Schiedam:Gin, a pure article. .- All-our preparations and Compounds will be made in strict accordance with the directions of K the United 8tates Pharmacy; and -^e will be care- ful to Represent honestly and faithftally,. the char- Y actor and quality of any-article sold by us. T 4 :'?*?. The Junior partner, Dr. ?AME8. B. AL-. PJ LISON, who bos already had considerable exp.eri- 0leuce in the oompoaudtng and practice of tnedioine, Will dllFAys'be in attendance, rway aau nuujig l Stj compound and ditpeaae all pmoripuons.aent in Ce l>y<Phjwpianat or fill ^ ,?rter8.mad^ oa8tcmera Phyaloiatm, therefore,. need hate no fear m -ja tp the. oareltjl compounding ^f^U^neeoriptlons,-. p GoodsMd f<^ o] '? ^ *>v *? **" ? > A l^a * W * " ?..* .i _ . . - C-J* ^j. 'jf '^T'; pHR undersigned respectfully informs thecit' L izena of Turk tindthe TRAVELLING CQW LUNITY that he is now prepared,- with coinfor ible VEHICLES and GOOD HORSES, to furmm****" c*n*n,tra> ?????,. id will "BOARD" STOCK bv tjye day," week. pr. ootfc r Sfffrdfrnagmentyncb the Proprietor^ ^TQWITS, HOIEfc.-And MDLEB'8 HOTEL, 5 wiU attend.,carefully to whatever Btoek may 9 brought'to'either house to be etabled./;^'^ fttfTnJg rehted tbe'Bthbles formerly oecnpied Sndl w, with 4he>rge andpo;n?sodiou> h? ^^ftrCdt0 mm jfc*. o -w-^s'jol im ' Ufa every needed convenience. ' * The OlrfNIBTJS wBl carry poeseugm -toVwd og tho Depot to the Hotels and any part.of,.the fizssmsmtts iraons desiring accommodations .are, desired to .11. , L AiVoO&' Dv GOORE, Persona hiririgHorscs or Vehicles, Trill be. TAS! ON. RAND a splendid. assortment of rand X isoonetantly receivmgsomethiognpw) GOLD SR -SILVER WATCHES, and -JlWEL&Ycf. all nils." All the new.style of jm 60 cents to $40.^ GUNS^dijuble and wp^e;Mk8$f?0TB?$8 to TW^^C;DOLLA^klI^i e above named articles, with many others not ajtioned, will be sold JJ^WATCMS^Sm^Ry3 ^IAJCKs" and ofnical Boxes REPAIRER at short-notice bv an SPERIENCED WORKMAN.1 lOOO or.' OLD. 8ILVER WANTED, R. M*. KIRKPATRIOR. c Jane 8 , . 22 tf ; JAMES M. EDJFEY, .feg, Pomps", Garden Engines. &c. ' A printed t of the different makers," kinds-and 'prices**,* gw 'PaWislrtr ^oT an^el^nV:of we ia^?:Gui^? oalth^ This iaraiuabie/o^j^ enoaitt flopiouB ^oseary; and pw^bes^ rt^m'eaiea Mtmeifi, Medicine, of Spermatorrhea XWl-Weaknew.-Nooturnftl Emissions, Genital J'Nervous Debility, Impotenoy,' and Itopedi-snts to Marriage generally, by , B. DE LANEY. M. D. The Important fact that the -piopy^atermicg. mplaints. originating in^tfle improdefloe and I irude of youth, may be ewffiMrwnored W1THJT MEDICINE, ia In this'email fl*cr, blearjy monstrntedj and the entirely now and. highly aceesful treatment, as adopted by the Anihoi*, !Iy explained, by means of which e?erv "obeia obled.-to cure HIMSELF perfectly and attlw ist possible ooet, therebjf'&voldingall the advened nostrums of the (lay. . i"| any address*. gratir and post free in a lied envelope, ^remitting (poat. psiat ?r<?i stage stamps to Dr. B. DE LAPTEV, 38Tut> at street, Now York City. May6 - .-18 ^ tf 'he State of. So. Carolina, YORK DISTRICT. M. Strong. la the Common Pfeas. ' M^V \ -> - . . W. Ruddock. J Attachment. V o^ry. ^86^, filo'rbfe Declaration Ifendant do appea^an^ plead' 'to the'said Deoration, on or before the 28th day of January, lich will be in the year of our lord ohe>thonsd eight hundred, and fifty-nine, otherwise final d absolute judgment will then be. given and a. BL00irlBERG & BROTHER, ARE RECEIVING AND OPENING . A ^EQB_8TOCE SPRING AID SUMMER hieh they will dispose or very lon for suit the hard times. AprilS 14 If i. j&k I yiTH ^REAM S7M|S of TarioasJJaro^. i D A ATER jjtepac?d a^S na?d.in 11 and test it, am<f jtfdge for^yourselres. . ^ '''''th t A',' iholmir so%.heal toy, ana glossy; and will pre"serve it to any imaginable nge, remotes, as if bj magic, all blotches, Ac., from the face, and cryrci fc . ^\ a quantity, (the.3 jujd patronag^. pira'm'cr wc'w^rfri^ to nae eome^f your K&i; Restorative, aud its offeQte were so tfopdeifuh, *r* ^ fa I n^Y ^ te^ ^ Gardiner, Maine, Jnne.2if'1855.two bctb es of Profe^or W Hafa^ % ^'s-VofthrRespeeffaUy, 1Q-.^ : Co. ',<Fro j^ri.etott- ?12 way* foe the year-ending January 1st; 1858,'fcxpreastbte highest satisfaction with the succeM..rwh:c', has TF6 offeribem at Y5 c&ota . */> f - i_ * ^ " * Y'l i iii ./ ' .: -i ^'r ^vjrV ; |/C- II''3f^r>ir y'"".x -jvP^^* K3K W ^^ T^ifltetf '?& '^nriij 8fc* I\J % #'1"C fKJ ^ "I fM J l y B I 1 A TT . T .*nffl|r' * sir) pDurcnasiog ior *I11& JJt-pjiiliCflf&t ^E' I -'?.0 '\r"' I 1, Aiyt in ret k ^ II -Corner # fbe^hrt+t *- r, . . ?r Hire^^FW C 1 d^ft t3 cJ>: ."vrrjU.oofc pahii ul I Ii fit c t ^^ Cf f r?iiP^' i\ Pf\f^\ 1 triCTW^SwMM^^E foi flh'c lera Mori oa nitd F*"tS yj* f' '* r & . 6 D 0^/t< U i cKbE^^H - Qt^ ttM? Wwngtf wftiBIWyffalflBMil^WM^Bk y . -' J1 ' ^ -x?v ^ ^ i