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froa tub OBANasa?ad News.] Tlac OhrlMtmns CHtt. to M18H Auotlicr Pipe of Tobacco. TBAN8r>AfKD from tub french This simple gift I Bend to the* 1 trust you'll net decline? ? I'ia offered by a heart as true And pUre perhaps as thine. In token of the high regard V?hio,b. lore aud beauty oTaini . And yet it would umYorfcji/b?" Wore it a priceless gem. ; In, gratitudo I ask of thee "No other gift to send Contented in thy smiles to livo And know the aioro than fricnL ' i " *"*? *J ' \ The heart that sighs tho eyos tbat flash I Quick glances iu return, j May serve to keep ihs^amo olivo Where still tho embers burn; uiti *r>8 r;.t.i.f;v ti . r, ? . , '. augustus b. knowlton. ???df?ith ?; *v? .. . j, VO'Jiifb is '. t '<;?-. ;: . . . PUFF IX > vf>:^ oP TnE OIQAR CASE. *Yc&The cigar caso exposes a man to tho same iuconveuiences as tho pouch. '.The- -cigar oaso has superseded the smoking cap, suspenders and fancy slip pers. Beware of the cigar case in love. I have always carried my cigars iu my pocket, and am the better for it. The cigar case is foppish. Whenever 1 a man pulls an embroidered oigar case from his pocket, I always imngino that ho iB desirous to inform me of a receut conquest. It is not yet the custom to make pre sents of cigar cases inlaid with diamonds, as it is with snuffboxes; but itsoon will be, doubtless, as all the crowned heads havo taken to smokiug. PUFF X. of MATC1IES. The true smokon remains faithful to the flifttnnd tindeivbox of his fathers. They aj:e*^r-ami,safer. PUFF XL. of the cigar-IIOLDftK The cigar holder ib a ridiculous super-' fetation, - If you fear tho contact of tobacco wl:h jour lips, pmoko the pipe. If you pretoad that tho use'of the cigar holder diminishes tho inconvien ces which accompany the-use of the cigar, you ore in the profoundest er ror. Besides, to keep torrents of smoke upon its obsouro bias pbemors. Tho cigar has become a trait of the nation. Do you ask a proof? Hero it i8v;..,:.,.,g;W] |j <%M When. Franco, moved by tho dangers and heroism of her soldiers iu the Cri mea, determined to send thorn a ship load of gifts, what did the nation deem tho most worthy offering ? Pipes, tobacco and cigars. [concluded.] THE ?RANGEBUR? NEWS AUGUSTUS 11' K.YOWJLTOiY, ED1TOH. ?K???E BOLIVKH, Financial ani> Bbbinkss Manaokh. Official Paper of the Stale anil! or OraiiKchurK County aftr-the oraxoerurg xews iris a larger circulation TJf\i\ any other taper jx the coin SATURDAY, JAN. 3," 1874k - .B j.1. ; ihly A fdw months ago I published iu this paper an editorial iefleuing bars upou Captuin John A. IJamiltou. 1 have since boon assured, on the best of authority, that the promts, or inferences, upon which that article was based, were eutirely unfounded?and [ so believe. Since then, too, events hive transpired which Vivo oimngod my unkind feelings towards Captain Hamil ton into kindly ones. I therefore willingly admit that I, and not Captain Hamilton, wa< in thu wVoo>'. And I withdraw, with p'oasnc, tho language u>:od by mo ou the uceasiou retcrre I to Augustus B. Kxu\vi.to.\. January 1st 1371. Station, ou tho Erie Railway, was des troyed by fire Christmas. About 6:30 P. M. fire was discovered in the cupola, and soon tho whole French roof was a-blaze. No fire apparatus wao available, aud it wusimpossiblo to oheok tho pro gress of tho flames, which soon enveloped the eutiro building. By 0 o'clock the hotel was a mass of ruins!' Tho hotel was owned by the Erie Railroad Comp any. Tho loss is not Btatcd. A bloody fracas took place nt Grovo ton, N. IJ., Wednesday onouiug, grow ing out of an attempt by Alichue O'Loary and a Freuchmau uamcd Block Well, both being intoxicated, to outer a house of questionable repute, owned by a Frenchman numed Uouye. Tho result wus tho death of Gouyo and hia sou, a young man, who was ki lLd by O'Leary With a club, and tho mortal wounding of Blockwcll with an ax, by old Couyo, and a bad wound on O'Lcary's head from a club us^d by tho female inmates of the house. Fn<al Ride Under a Sleeping Car. A horrible and somewhat death occurred iu this CltriHtniaH CUMUUltiCM C1-2 ?ICH. ant! a long LIST. A. S. El.-.arts, A. Osborn and O. Calsey were drowned, Mm day, while -.d-fishing off Motituuk poi it. The stable of Herbert .Mmlluw, with 0 ne horses, in tho upper pait. of New 1 drk, was burned Christi?ua. Loss 86, p\;o. Joseph Calvin, aucd J27| ( hristmas.at-^'-akeGeld, xM;?< singular city yesterday morning. A young man by the name of John Dana, who reported himself us recently from Lower Cauada, was dis covered at Atchison, by the brakomau on tho Saint Joseph and Kansas City passenger, train, concealed beneath a sleeping-car. Ho had boeu riding ben euth the car from Saint Joseph, huving held himself upou tho trucks and rested his feet down, upon tho brake-beam. Tho brakeman advised him to get out of his dangerous position, but it appears that ho failed to take his advice. JIo held on to his unoomfortublo position and reached Harlem, opposito Kansas City, in tho middle of the night. He was uotified that he would uot be per mitted to ride longer iu the truck of the sleeping car, which was to be switched off of the Kansas City train nnd attach ed lo tho out-going Saiut Louis train. Ho attempted to disengage himself from the truck, aud, owiug to his cold and beuutubed condition, was unablo to do bo quick enough to escape dangur. Just as ho was crawling across the truck, the train backed suddenly, and tho heavy wheels of the sleeping car caught his left leg, ruuuing over it just below the hip. Ho died iu a short titno. Ho was a pale, delicately built man, of about twenty-eight or thirty. JIC had evident ly been suffering from th<? There are only two establish mo n t, bo ' longing to; this monastic order iu th< Unitod States, one at New Hnvcu. Kou tucky, and the other uaar Dubuquo Iowa. The Trapping are not a ohoerful set, and how they munago to gaiu ro emits for their cells is a mystory. Tlioy make life a burden - and- ovoto iu tihdir groetiub8 are gloomy. "Memento mori,' they say, iustoad of "Good mowing," as if there were danger of forgetting Ohe human attribute of mortality. And not satisfied with uncomfortably intruding death into life, they turn aighi inWday, compelling each other to get up-at 2 A M>, in order to spend twelve hours at prayer und religious reading, whioh is expected to fit them for exertion in th cultivation of the fields belonging to tho establishment, for several hours- more. Their bill% of fAre is limited. Cider is tho only luxury. The bill is-filled by water, vegetables and bread. Worldly conversation is prohibucd. For buds, the soft Bido of a pirn*, plunk is expected to suffice, and the head wearied with thinking, pillows itself on a bag of straw. Tho brothers arc not allowed to tako off their clothing uuder any circumstances, which loaJs to tho inference that clean liness is regarded as being antagonistic to godliness. Altogether the Truppists appear to be [a sect of whom the world has no need, and who, having no- need of'the world, could either die or die out with profit to themselves and no harm to the rest of moukind.?Exchange. td y? Tue Bonded JJebt aud Bills The bill to roduce tho public debt by scaling the bonds has finally passed both branches of the Legislature; the bill as passed funds tho StaJo bonds at fifty cents on the dollar. Tho sections inclu ding the pay certificates and Bluo Ridge scrip wero stricken out, together with tho conversion bonds. The Legis uturo has acted widely in their disposi tion of tho public debt, aud doscrvo and will receive the endorsement of pvory citizeu who has the welfare and proi* perky of the State at heart. Upon their action in this matter dependo l the future of the State, whethor it should be ono of bankruptcy aud fiual rcpudutioo or whether the crcdit>f the State should be placed upon a Chu financial basis. They Ji/ivc proved jg^seives equil to ^'Ojjccasio^'j a,,ll All PERSONS INDEBJjJfJiy jf?nip in any manner, will inako prompt payment by tho 1st March ucxi.' After that titmj all claims >ill be placed in the hoiida of a'Lawyer for ;CoHcetion.J, W jau 3?td T. C. ANDREWS. TAX NOTICE OFFICE OF COUNTY TREASURER, OiiANOEDvna County, ^Orangcburg, S. C, Dec. 20th, 1873. la aecordanco with Section 10 of "An Aet to- RAISE SUPPLIES to- tho Fiscal Year Commencing November 1st, 187:?, und te AHor and Amend tho Law in Relation to tho Collection of Taxos." Notion" is hereby given that my Oihco will be opened for the receipt of Taxes on and uftcr Saturday tho 10th day of Jauuary, 1874, uutil the 21at day of February, 187L after which ti'mo a penalty of 20 per Cent! will bo atlded to all unpaid Taxes of that date. Taxes will be received in Gold or Silver Coin, U. S. Currency, Nttioiial Bank Notes and.Certificates of Indebtedness, authorized by the General Assombly, aud issued lo tho Republican Printing Company pursuaut to the Act approved November I'J, l?7d. The rule pcrcentum will bo as follows. Per general State purposes, 12 mills on a dollar* For County pnrpoaos, 3 mills on a dollar. For past indebtedness of county 3 mills on a dollar. Local School Tax, VUtrict Ao. 1.?Vanoes, 1 mill on a dollar. Local School 2\iX) District No. 2.?Poplar, -i mills on a dollar. Local School Tax, JJittricl No. 8.?Pino Grove, 1 mill on u doliur. Local School Tax, 1/utricl No. i_Amelia 3 mills on a dollar. Local School 'Tax, liitttiet No. 5._Provi dence, 1? mill on u dollai. Local School Tax, JJUtriclNo. G.?Goodbye 3 mills on a doliur. Local School lax, District No. 7 ?Lyons, 3 mills on the dollar. Local School Tax, District No, 8._Cow L'atit.e, 3 mills on a Jollur. Loc?/ School Tax, District No 0.?Middle, 1 mill ou a dollar.. Local School Tax, District N?. lO.?Orangc, 2 mills on a dollar. ^ Local School Tax, Districtr No. 11.?Caw Caw, ]^ mills oa a doilnr. Local scho0i Tax, District No. 12.?Brauch ville, 1 irill on a dollar. Local Schooi Tax, District No. 13_Now Hope, 2 mills on a dollar. Local School Tax, District i\o? 14_Eliza beth, mills ou u dollar. Local School Tax, District No. ?r_Edisto, 2 mills on a dolluo*. Local School Tar, District N?. 10.?Union, 2 mills on a dollsr. Local School Tax, District No. IT._Zion, ?i mills on u dollar. lit S-\!nn( Tmmpijlric?No. IS.?Willow N^I^.-Ari Persons In debtod o tho Estate of the lato Henry VY. totxlv. will make payment, and all bavinst claims against the said Estate will present OLIVIA S. FOULE, Administratrix. them, to dec C? It Administrator's Sale. In accordance with the order of Honora m\ Augustus B. Knowlton. Judge of Pro bate I will sell at Public Outcry, for cash, at th i lute residence of L. Havno Culler, de cease.', on Tuesday, tho 0th January; 1874, tho Com, Fodder, Peas, Cows, Sheep, Hogs, BMg"ie. Wagon, Timber Curl, Household and Litt hen Furniture of the Estate of the said L.A'ayuo Culler. *J JAMES W. CULLER, nov 28?Of Administrator ESTATE SALE. By order of Probate Judge, I will soil at Public Auction, at the Plantation cultivated by the lato .lames L. Jamison, in his life time, during tbo present year, on Tuesday BENNET JACOBSON, JO?.It Qualified Administrator. Sale Under Mortgage. By virture of a mortgage executed1 by E. W._ Bozard to J. W. H. Bukes on 3rd Juno 18(3, I will sell on Monday the fifth day of January 1874 at Orangcburg, in front of Slier iff'a office immediately after the official sales, one (JlioHsnut Colored HORSE. Terms, Cash. PHAUO?n ROBINSON, Agt.r Orangeburg C. Hv, December 20th 1873. de? 20 1873 , td Sale Under Mortgage. By virturo of a mortgage executed to Bennett Jackson by William Stark on the 15th day of .March 18V3, 1 will sell at Lewis ville on Tuesday the sixth day of January 1874, for cash, Two- HORSES, one Milk COW and CALF. PHAROAH ROBINSON,"Agfc. Orangcburg S. C, December 20th 181.' dec 20 1873 Sale tL der Mortgage. By virture of a mortgage executed bv Suinsou Thomas to M. Rich on 10th day of March, 1S73, I will sell for cash, ou Monday, the fifth day of January 1874?, at Orangcburg, in front of tlie Sheriff's otfice, immediately af?*r rbe ?tlirial salVis.. ue H01CSE ami W.\<i()N. PHAjtOAH IUH51VSON. Agf. Orai.g-oburg C. 21., December M?h IHT.\.. dec 20 187;; ((f NEW PATENT/' DR. P'ATItfCK'S COTTON PRESS The' undersigned' A^gont for aAfl^wiri^ County begs leave to call the attebii'sb ^|?" COTTON' PLANTERS to the same, at*' would ad vino every one in need ?tf a COT TON PP.ES8 to purchase a pktfcrit at onse. For CHEAPNESS, SIMPLICITY, Mn4 POWER, it has no equal. Any ono deBir'ods of seeingt)%^^Mam ?porandi" of said Press, can dc^jrby calling at the Store of J. W. Patrick & Co., Russol Street Orsingeburg C'. It.', 8. C, whef* a* model con V6 seen,' er fldflroi?C?pt.jUfl' STOKES Gcft'l Agent iffliray IB/CV^ T J. VT. PATRICK, Agt. Orangeburg Ceoatirjrf>? j?ly;26 U73 Bricks! Brick S BRICKS!!! THE UNDERSIGNED RESPECTFULLY Iuforms the public that ho is now pre pared to furnish BRICKS in any jquantity. All orders will meet piompt attontlon. J. C. EDWARDS, juno 6 1873 tf Bit. C. R. TABEK. LEWISVILLE, S.C., (ST. MATTHEWS 1^. 0.,> f - june? 1873 >.at* it Tho Under signed has opened an OFPICR for the SALE of LAND, Tcraon? haTing REAL ESTATE te/ dis pose of w?Q, do wellt?, register tho tame for sale. * 4. LARGE FARMS flubdivrJcd and sold ia cither LARGE or SMALL pa??elet;P''?fcA.^ GOOD FARMS for aale a* fattb,$4 to-$6 per acre, on easy terms* nor 15. AUGUSTUS B. KK01fEf0yr Orangeburg 8L= H., S. C A TarnnBre Inrentio 5 AN PNTiRELT ti'j&W in wunJ Sheriff's Sales. By virtue of sundry warrants on Crop Liens to me directed bp Ceo, Boliver C. o P., I will sell, for e.ishr nt ()rartg>d>itrg C. Hi on tue 1st Mondify in January next, the following produced v.<: About t^o .ale- of C.tion of tho crop of James I). Baxter on Li-Ju -x.cutcl to J W i G. Sellcia. ALSO ?TI"0 P?le of r..l!on ;md about 1(?00 lb< of the Sy??r>Jit -..Sainpv^ Sewing JUaoIiiner FOR DOME^Trc CSE. OKI.X FIVE DOLLARS? IIJ8T?SB.M0WLT0^ ATTOUNEY AND COUNSELLOU AT LAW, ?hi idiaual meal id bittcrnes* of heurt. ORANGEBURG, S. C. ? i a _ tf T1UAL JUSTICE Idenec in Torlt or E?li?to, [a. RUSSNF.S3 ENTRUSTED vill be l.V 'saSt-m'iJ | . -ramptly and carefully attended to "?Uly 23 -- pio for dinner. cutcn' in silence and then the wifd of Iii? bosom inquirex if she is expected to take care of the Stable aud feed the pijzs, as well as haw wood. The man saya: "Hang it ull. I forgot." Then the woman drop* her ?arcasm and breaks downiu the doelara tiou that sheu ever will do it again, vacr. Dut she will ; she will do it to morrow, sind the uest dnj, aud the day after, lor one of the thiu?s that woman never will learn is that she can not saw wood. 0, I never paid n? 'tention to Dick Colenian; he ain't no public speaker, uo how.' Another Southern State (Jone. JriS^hei sook ? o! surpriacd he was when helieard that the Boss had been sent to Blackwell's island ?'Four yenrfi is a long timo " said he, ?'for wo. The prison officials were talk ing of sending me to Cliutou or Auburn prison." A convict said that tho prUon was being closed, and Stokes shook the i^tshTnents much money ou our b ?ys, Greek, Lattu and general informutioh. and on our f^irls, music daucing. painting aud em broidery, when we altogether, neglect the culture of their auiuweuient*. The Texas haB been earried by the demo reporter's hands warmly, and looking at cratic party by over forty thousand ina the typhoid fever patient said, "Isn't it joity. Afber reconstruction Tcsas like too bad to keep me here ?" A Deacon's DinucF. Do You Want MEW GOODS! ?go to BRIGGMAN1TS. if YOU WANT CKEAP GOODS TM "luao to BRIGGMAIffl'S WH-lStt? YOU'LL FIND ei)i ' a* a - Sn? 'mi . ??? .oyeiSlKil ,5.?!* When you are carryiug soveral arti clea aod one of them slips, it is best not to try te recover it. Roberts was help | probability that inj: hi? wife to prepare the dinner table on Sunday, as one of the Deacons was to take dinner with them. .Roberts took a plate of steak in one hand, and tho coffee pot in tho othor, aod had a dish of peas on the arm with the steak. The wiud blew the dining-room door partly to as he approached it, and put tiug out his foot to push it back, the arm with the poos moved out of plumb, and that dish commenced to slide. A Georgia, Arkansas* Virginia, North Caroliua, West Virginia, Missouri and Tennessee elected officers zens wore willing to give the new party a trial and united with the colored ele nient easily carriod these states. If tbo republicans had given them good, honest, economical governments, there was every the rule of that party would have strengthened and beon per manent; but in those states the same course of reckless expenditure whioh has chaiooterised the rule of the party in this state, has resulted in drawing from it all the decency and talent whioh had been at first attached to it. Defeat has overtaken tho party aod once in shape ot decorations ou etd. They are from .Rieaenburg, a pro vince of West Prussia, their destination being Long Cane, Abbevillo County, S. C., for which point they departed Wed result is, that our social recreations are nesday night. Those immigrants were almost entirely outside the family circle brought to Baltimore on the North Ger Thev rosolve themselves into tho opera, man Lloyd steamer, under the charge of J .... .... .. . II _.!_X*-tt.n am theatres concerts aud balls. Those Mr. O. 0. Bradley, acting for the em A Riehraond, Virg inin, paper tells a republican stato I Btory nf a Terv 8agttCiOU8 dog and a very A large number of whito citi j f^j^ maDi ond the man owns the dug. He is a married man, and the other evening told hiB young ffife that he was going to the "lodge." Tho wife anx iously looked for the return of her hus band until the small hours of the morn ing, and finally thero was a scratching at tbo door. She opened it. The dog was thero and something more. He had in his mouth a bloody handkerchief and a round piece of ivory of about the size of a silver dollar. She did not know anything about the ivory, but the bloody handkerchief suggested to her a terrible story. She put on her bonnet and fol pleasant little parties which, in the last ployera, and wore transferred to Savan neration, gave so domestic a charac nah by the Baltimore iteamer. We learn that the next steamer will briu out about titty more, principally farmors by occupation. ge ifit to our nation, have ceased to be an institution, and we are, consequently, no longer a home loviug people. The melancholy cflVct of this, are seen in the dissipation of our sons, and the frivolity of our daughters. Most of our social sorrow would be obviated, were In every case of canoer it is not the parents to make their homes more cheer tumorj Dut tho conditioo behind the ta Treatment of Cancers. fill by occasional gatherings of friends, j morj ftDd which producos the tumor where musio and conversation might with tt!a" KBVT Piifoiil Bntfon Hole- vVorfcfr: THE. MOST SIMPLE AND* COMPACT I CONST R T7CTION". URABLE could say, of the ship. ?Oet out of the way/ again roared the mate. ; 'Ooh! Och I Ooh T was the only an swer. ?Why what is the matter with jott Pat?' ;0 ! Troth, but.I was afraid ye wad go off and lave nje while I was dowa there in the collar.'. Don't Be Ingnisltivo. 'Here's yer nice roast chickens,' cried iged colored man as the ears stopped at a North Carolina railway station. 'Here's yer nie? roast chiok'n'a Utera, all nice and j' holding up his jlate and give the youthtul branohes of society an j fuj if tbo knife or tho araeuio phuster ev opportunity of knowing each other. As power the democracy will wisely provide |QWe(j t^0 jog> Ho pilotod hor to the agaiukt future contingencies. South |0^ge whioh was in the upper ohamber Caroliua rulers are prepariug tho way of ft h.gh building, and there on the J<d 'streakflew up Robert's apine, and 1 for a similar revulsion, and they too will floor in one oorner W08 uer husband, his hair becan to rise, and ho felt a and find that once hurled from power they ^ ft bad,y swoilen oye and a blooding ina nun w^fcj ...... ? :? l?.?. T??;.,.l /Vim. . . . r-r _ _IJ .... Any and Everytlii ?nov tf will never regain it,?I^rl ^am' mcrcial WHAT PLEASES THE LADIES it^M^M iffA ?'*??, }"" ' WHEELER & WILSON SEWING MA WtoM ' CHINE. *fi?}jt>ikii'l>6 bad by calling at Mrs. Olden Canvdssint? Agent, Wffit * Orangeburg, S. C. den sickness ? at tho stomaoh, but he dodged ahead to eavc the peas, partly caught them, mnde a wrong move, lost them again, jabbed at them with the coffee pot, and upset the steak dish, and in springing huok to avoid tho gravy, stepped on tho cut that belonged to tho family down etairs, and came to the flour the eldors made a little speeoh, in whioh in a heap, with the ?toak and peas and he asked the raiuUtor to aocopt from the a terribly mnd cat under him, and an congregation an addition of $100 to his overflowing pot ol soalJiug coffee on top salary, ^hen tho venerable old man A very affecting incident ooourrod in a Conno^tiout towu, the other day. The clorgyman, whose salary was $400, was waited upon by a delegation. One of | him on the nose in the gambling house. nose and useless logs. Ho could not walk home, but thero was a reason for that, which disappeared in a few hours. That young man now wants to disposo of a very faithful, well meaning dog Ho also wants to find the man who hit tho matter now stands, our sons marry the fair creatures they meet in hotels, publio balla, ferry boats, or tho oars. There is no opportunity for eithor sox to ascertain tho mcntul capacity or the moral stability of the bain^ they take as their future partner in life and tho al ternativa is a ceasolesB8trife, only to end in the gravo or the more rapid operation of a divoroo. Let the fathers and mothers of the present time try to make thoir own par lor tho abode of eheorfuluess and the great avenue of vico and misery will bo effeotually closed. ,- ?I ? ?? ??-?? Happy Ev?ry Day.?Siduey Smith eat the following from o newspaper and er .red a cauccr; while thore is no doubt that a very largo majority of the case* of cancerous tumors may be cured or entirely arrested, and brought within safe limits, by the following manago meat: 1. Wear a wot compress, covered with half a dozen thicknesses of dry flannel, evory night ovor the tumor. 2. Go out much in tho sun. 3. Breathe full of the puroat air day and night. 4. Eat tho best beef nnd bread, and HA8 JUST RECEIVED A TRW BUP TLY OP family Groceries jj ALSO liquoks, cigars, tobacco, a St) canned goods, candies, pi, fruits, m All of the above goods aro offered at PRICES to Huilthe prenen* light times. ? M. 1873 of him. Then ho bounded up, aud stamped on tho steak dhdi, uud pioked up the other dish and throw it out ot the wiudow, aod finished that perfor monco in timo to hurl tha coffee pot and tho remaining oontcuts. after tho oat, whioh wns making the very host time down the front stairway. The Deacon didn't stay to diunor. Roborts retired to tho bedroom with a hoard this request, hia aged eye. filled | P??!?d ifc fe^T*! with tears, and for a few moments he bowed his snow *hite head upon his bauds. 1 hen, in a tq\oq that was tremb ling with emotlcu, ho said i ?'Gentle men, I oan't Bee it 1 The hardest work When you rise io the morning, form a resolution to make tho day a happy one to a fellow creature. It is easily done ; a let off garment to the man who needs ifc, a kind word to the sorrowful, an cnoonraging expression to the strlv bottlo of sweet silent grate iu less than a week I" 1 h.? W 40 .0? to ?11?* m, .alary, . ??&H? light a. air andil I .houia uod.tt.ka ?O^????? S ms*0imi boo,. amt, I ?uld ho ?ouldonos .ort. ftTe young, depoad upon it ? H will tell when you are old j and if you elder was po deeply affected by this re ? ???d it will send you Mrs. Roberts wont over to hor mother's mark, and h's consoienoo was so stung d b>ppUy dowu the stream of tocry. \m J^^^^fl eternity. By the most simple arithmetical sum, look at the result. If yon send one person, only one, happily through each day, there aro 365 in the course of the,year. And supposing you live forty years, only aftor you com menoe that courso of mcdioine, you have made 14,600 beings happy $ at all events for a tuao, Many years ago a great game of cards, oaUod"brag," took plaoein Philadelphia between some of the high bloods of the j per town. At least 850,000 wns lost and won, Tho roi-rning aftor tho game ono of the winners found a thousand dollars note missing. He at once called the colored servant to account, who laugh ngly said, as he rcturnod tho note and got his reword, "You iB very goed, mas ter, bnt what if ono of the genauen had found it ?" oil ond a roll of ootton battling, and offered to lend the minister $200 at two Thoy havo nome very smart business per oent. a mouth interest and first rafce men in New Jersey. Last week a young collateral soourity. So powerful some man was struck by lightning in a field times is even a little word to stir up in near Trontou, aud whoo the poople he the human breast a seuot of Qhristiaa I gon to flock to tho Bpat to look at the a.uty 1 ' victim, thoy found a man standing by - ????? ?- ???? , tho corpfio trying to soil lighting rods Do oot stop to tell stories in business t.o the crowd* hours. olo?' asked a passenger. Unole looks at the intruder sharply, and then turns away, orying: ?Here's yer nioe roas* :MoVn, gen tl'm'n, all hot; needn't go 1 . the house for dat.' i 'Whore did you get that chiokenl repeated tbo inquisitive passenger. 'Look-a-yer,' says unole, speaking pri vately, 'is you from do Norf?' ?Yes.' ?Is you a friend of do cullud man V ?I hopo I am.* ?Den jlon'fc you .nobbor ask me wharl olrash- ., . a I sot dat ohick'n again. Here's yer nioc Co to bed at eight o'clock, and sleep J Sot a as long as possible. Lia down an hour in tho middle of overy day, aud try to 6. Cultivate a oheerful, jolly torn 7, Exeroiso freely every. day in tho on en air. 8. Keep your skin opon by a regu lar morning bcth in soap and water. This I havo no doubt will cure you. ?Zho Xetpts. ??I say, old fellow, what ure your prli tics?" asked a witty Aberdoen man, quizzing another. ?'Conservative?my father was a Conservative," ho replied, ??And what is your religion?" oootinuod the other. "Protestant? my father was a Protestant," was the answer, why aro you a beoholor?" my father was a?-O, don't bother mo with your stupid ques tions." & Keep ahead rather than behind tho times. ??And "Bocause confound it 1 "May it please your honor," said a lawyer, addressing one of tho city judges, ??I brought the prisoner from jail on a habeas corpus." " Well," said a fellow, an undertone, who stood in the rear of tho court, "these lawyers will say anything. I saw the man got out ot a cab at the conrt house door." An exchange remarks Jthat notwith standing tho fact that tha recent torna do in Iowa blew the feathers off from the poultry, we have yet to* hear a single instanoe of a woman losing her false hair. The moral of whioh is that chick ens should use hair pins when Tanking out in a tornado. roast ohick'n, all hot. The train started. A vagabond beggar Jew applied fot alms to Dr. "Raphael, the well known Jewish rabbi, and threatened to turn Christain if the doctor would not help him. Tho doctor said to him: "Vary well, go. Booome a good Christian, and I will bo satisfied j for yoa hava h?ea a very bad Jow." Three young ladies of Clear Springs, in Abbeville, have distinguished them solves io tho line of fighting with novel weapons. One killed a polo oat with ft poker, ono an owl with a fire shove'., aad ono a hawk with on* leg, in a pigeon bouso, with a pair of tongs. 8end them, to Cuba. "James Jenkins," aaid a soh(?plmaat?? to his pupil, "What is on average i"A thing, sir," answerod the scholar ppobspk ly, "that hens lay eggs uppp," "Why do you say that, yoa silly ?" asked the pedagogue ?.'B?oao*e, sir, I hear^a gentleman say the othor day as a hen. would. Hy, on an average, a huudreA I aud twenty eggs a ve&r^