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The Celebrated Judge Ljnch. .Mr. Bartholomew Lynch, who resides over Kelloggrs Fourth District Court, and who has won such une viable nrrfo rioty iu the tri il of the Picayune libel case, is n son of old Erin, and speaks the English with a broad brogue There is a humorous us well as au irascible pharsc to Lynch'* charactor. It is related of him that not long since a lawyer?who is also a eon of the Green Isle?was arguing a BOtnuwhut tedious case before him, when Lynch having satisfied himself as the merits of the ense, and dreading a lengthy speech, said quite abruptly to the voluble uttor acy whom wc shall name Ilngan : 'Mister Hagau, sit down, sir!' The attorney, with a coolness that was refreshing pi.id cot the slightest attention to the command, and proceed ed with his argunn nt. 'Mister Hagan,' said Lynch, rather more pointedly, 'take your eate sir !' The lawyer scarcely noticed the inter ruption, but plunged ahead as vigorously as ever. Lynch was now excited, and turning to the sheriff he exclaimed. ?Mr Sheriff, sate Mr Ilngan V The sheriff hesitated n moment to see if his superior was in earnest, whon sou1 denly the irato magistratio made au at tempt to smother his Wrath that was a pnlapabh failure, exclaimed, 1 Mistet Ilngan, go on thin !' and after vtbispoi ing something to the c erk, he relapsed into a listening attitude, remaining pet fecily quiet for some hour mid half, and at which time the lawyer having exhuus t"d the suhjeetand being quite exhausted himself, sank into a chair and sa'urs teH an extensive pocket handkerchief with the copious perspiration that be: ded his legal brow. Lynch raised himself slowly in lib chair, and inquired very mildly, 'Areyc through, Mister Ilagau !' 'Ye*, sir.' 'Arc ye snrc yon'ro through ?' 'Yes, sir,' quite suro.' 'Well* sir,' remarked Lynch, 'you nrgutnent has no more' effect upon th court than a spoonful of water on tb< bark of a duck. There's been judgment entered uy against ye for an h??ur am more*'?A'eic Orteant Herald. The SUuil of iShakespeure. A certain French Huron, whose scion titic la tcs led him tq collect the skull ot celebrated persons, one day received a visit from a man with whom ho wa accustomed to deal. '?YYhr.t J.) you bring roe here ?" asked the Baron, as the slowly unwrapped a carefully enveloped package. "."he .--Lull of Shakespeare.' "Impossible !" "I speak the truth Monsieur lu Bamn Tlere is proof of what L say,'* said ti e dealer, producing some pipers. "Hut," replied the B.irun, draw ing aside the drapery which contained his own singular collection, " I already pm? scss thut skull., '?He most have been a rogue whi sold you thut," true the remark if the honest dealer. "Who wa> it, Monsieur?" "Your father, said the Harun inn mild tone; ' he sold it to me ubont twenty nine years ago.' The broker was, for u moment, com plelvly disconcerted, then explained, with vivacity : "I comprehend. Be good enough to observe the small dimension of the skull i n your shelf. Remarked the narrow occiput, the undeveloped forehend when intelligence ni et i II mute. It is of Shake spear certainly but Shnkespoar as a ehild 12 or 14 years old whereas this is that of Thakcspoar whon he had attainod a certain ago, and had become the great genius of which England is so justly proud,' The Baron bought the second head There once lived a rolicking lawyer ?wc will him Jack Martin?who had many virtues and few faults. He would give away his last, and consequently was often dead broke, One day ho must: attend court at a distanoo, but found himself without funds. Rushing broath le.sly into the office of a banker, holding in his hand the promissory note on a well known mnn for twenty dollars, he hastily exclaimed t 'Hore, John, what will you give me flue (hat? Quick ! train's waiting.' 'Nineteen dollars and a half,' said the banker* 'All right!' cried Jack. 'Give mo the stamps.' And in a moment he was off for bh>e oars. * And instant, and he was followed and overtaken by the banket, who said. ?Look hese, J-ack; credits on the back of this note, Miete? dollars.' I know it,' replied he. ?Will you pay it back V '.Not a cent. You set the price?I took it.' 'You're an infernal scoundrel!' 'Now look hem,' said Jack, 'what's she u*e? I can bring twenty better looking moo thnjn Jou who will any the ?auie thiug.' It wan one of Jack's virtues, this calmness under trying circumstances, and it so charmed the banker that he never asked for tlie njoney again. 3D Ii JAMISON ATTOllNKY AT LAW. Will pructio e in the Courts of ORANGE BURG and BARN WILL. OFFICE COURT HOUSE SQUARE. Feh 223 Ily Fever and Ague, from which mankind suffer over a large part of the globe, is the consequence of a diseased action in the system, induced by the poisonous mlasra of vegotabie decay. This exhalation is evolved by the aetion of solar heat oh wet soil, and rises with the watery vapor from it. While the tun is below the hor?n this vapor lingers near the earth's sur face, and the virus is taken with it through tho lungs into the blood. There it acts as an irritating poison on the internal viscera and excreting organs of the body. The liver becomes torpid ana falls to secrete not only this virus, but also the bile from the blood. Both the virus and tho bile accumulate in the circulation, and produce violent constitu tional disorder. The spleen, the kidney;, and the stomach sympathise with the liver, and become disordered also. Finally, the instinct of out or ganism, as if in an attempt tc expel the noxious tnfu*ion, concentrates the whole blood of the bed/ in tho internal excretories to force them to cast it oat. The blood leaves the surface, and rushes to the central organs with congestive violence. This is the Cn i Li,. But in thh effort it mils. Then the Fevur follows, in which the Mood leaves the Cen tral organs and rushes to the surface, as if in another effort to expel the irritating poison through that other great excretory?the skia. Ia tfiis also it fails, and the system abandons the attempt exhausted, and waits for the recovery of strength to repeat the hopeless effort another day. These are the fits or paroxysms of Fbvbb and Aoub. Such constitutional disorder will of course under mine the health if it ia sot removed. We have labored to find, and have found, as antidote, Ayer's Ague Cure, whioh neutralises this malarious poison in the blood, and stimulates the liver to expel it from the body. As it should, so it does cure this afflicting disorder with perfect certainty. And it does mere, or rather does what is of more service to those sub jeet to this infection. If taken in season it expels It from the system as it is absorbed, and thus keeps those who use it free from its attacks; keeps the system in health although exposed to the disease. Consequently it not only eures, bat protects from, the great variety of affections which are induced by this malignant influence, such as Remittent icvor. Chill Fever, Dumb, or Masked Ague* Periodical Headache, or Bilious Headache, Bilious Fevers, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Gout, Blindness, Toothache, Eataehe, Catarrh, Asthma, Palpita tions, Painful Affections of the Spleen, Hysterics, Colic, Paralysis, and Painful Affections of the Stomach ana Bowels, all of which, when arising from this cause, will be found to assume mere or less the intermittent type. This " Aocb Com " removes the cause of these derangements, and cures the disease. This it accomplishes by stimulating the excre tories to expel the virus from the system; and these organs by degrees become habited to do this their office of their own accord. Hence arises what we term acclimatatUm. Time may accomplish the same end, but often life is not long enough, or is sacrificed in the attempt, while this " Aoux CsBB " does it at once, and with safety. We have great reason to believe this is a rarer as well as safer remedy for the whole class of diseases which ore caused by the miasmatic infection, than any ether which has been discovered; and it has still another important advantage to the public, which is. that it is cheap as wcl! as good. pbbparbd by DR. J. C. AYER & CO. LOWELL, MASS. Price Csb Collar *br Bottli. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral has won for itself each a renown for the cure of every variety of Throat and Lung Complaint, that it is entirely unnecessary for as to recount the evidence of its virtues, wherever it has been em ployed. As it has long been in constant use throughout this section, we need not do more than assure the people its quality is kept up to the best it ever has been, and that it may be relied on to do for their relief all it has ever been found to do. Ayer's Cathartic Pills? FOR ALL THE rWMCt Of A fUMATTO NCMCMf. For Costivbx bss ; For tub Ccrb or DTtrneu; For jac!.dick; For tbb Ccbb er Ihdioestio*; For HxADAcara; For tbb Curb or Dtsbbtrrt; For a Foul Stomach ; For tbb Curb or Ertsipblas; For tbb Film ; For tbb Cbrb or Sokopcla; For all Scropulous Cskplaistb ; For tbb Ccrb or Rrbi-matiam ; For Disbabbs or tub Sxik ; For tbb Cvrb op Litbr Complaixt ; For Dropst; For tbb Ccbb op Tbtter, Tumors amd Salt Bbbum ; Fob Worms; For tbb Cubb op Gout; For a Dinker Pill; For tbb Curb op Nburaloia ; For Pbriptino tbb Blood. They are sugar-coated, so that the most sensi tive can take them pleasantly, and being purely vegetable, no harm can arise from their use in any quantity. Price Si cants per Bex; Five boxes for $1.00. Great numbers of Clergymen, Physicians, States men, and eminent personsges, have leat then names to certify the unparalleled usefulness of thssc remedies, but our space here will not permit the insertion of them. The Agents below named fur nish gratis nor American Almanac in whisk thee ore given; with also full descriptions of the above complaints, and the treatment that should be fol lowed for their cure. Do not be put off by snprineipled dealers with ether preparations they make mere profit en. Demand Atbb's, and take no ethers. The sislfc want the best aid there is for them, and they ehtaid have it. Z ? AM our Remedies are for ?sie by may 11 c ly THE OLD ESTABLISHED No. 8 N. Charles Sfreef, BAL TIMORE, UD. Otyuwfif and Dftrrtrd Rntirtly /? Prtpmt t*f founj and o/tiddle gtgtd efltn to sssesea rmmovo? (Practical ^Accountants Ann OVER 2500 YOUNG MEN now rare SOUTHERN STATES htmf' GRADUATED mt tkii INSTITUTION, mmd mri nw?lKnjt RtstontiHi ?nd Lncrmtiv* FMHm? im Iht t.tmd*nt BANKS AND BUSINESS HOUSES *f THEKE AHE NO VACATIONS. Stmdtnlt tmm tnUr at nnr Hint. .Sjitcial Individ**! Inttmtlimn mnd tntc*** rnmrmm tted. Smdfvr Colltgt /VtMfftd mmd i*/cndut S/rti tmtnt */Ptmmtnmthi/ Entlmt* Hum I'mitngt Stmrntf: Addntt nil Oas?ssMsss>sS?Vsai I? w. M. KADtFIt, rr?t Settthtm Suti'itss Cflfrgt, MAL TIMORB, MD. THE HIGHEST PRICE WILL BK PAID FOR ROUGH BICE, CORN AND PEAS The Mill OF STRAUS & STREET, ORANGEBURG, S. C, Where also RICE, CORN and other GRAIN will be GROUND at the LOWEST MARKET RATES. juno 21 00 IT IS NOW SETTLED THAT the "KMf RRPRtSR SALOON" cendncted bv AUGUSTUS FISHIER i? the ONLY PLAI'K in OraHgebur--, where anrthin;; like FANCY DRINKS, or COOLING and DELICIOUS BKYKKAGKS are prepared,'and it ia vor; certain. That Captain Jack and Ellen's Man VTer? tbsy hrra. would W*nd?*r at 0?? drliciou*) mote in wliieh '-fire-water" can he con ceded. All the wonderful Summer diguite*. :ucli n* ??CLARRT.PUNrilKS." ?-SIIERR Y-COURLERS." "COCK-TAILS." "Wff1TF.-L10NS," "MlST-JULl^S." ?'GIN-SLINGS," Bit ANDY-SMASH KS." "LEMONADES n la &?/??," SODA-WATER ttrtr tint motirnr." SKINS." TOD DIES," -rROWDERS" an<l ???//* podridm" of "STUA1G1ITS," Are to be brought to Orangeburg, la fact are already here and HOURLY COMPOUNDED and HOURLY ENJOYED Ny the A#? vivnf'.' and those who possess ih* ?*fim virrr and a liitle ? whrrtwtlhnl." Thoie who fancy the death ol the Duke or Clarenoa and who would line To be Drowned in a Hogshead of Wine Pan find the MATERIALS for this glorious snicide, bnt would doubtlcs* he dioarwded Ires euch a purpose on stopping in At the Enterprise Saloon Kept ever OPEN and BRIGHT BY AUGUSTUS FISCHEB, Agt. junc 21 00 A FACT WORTH KNOWING! TOSE & IZLAR HAVE THE GREATEST ASSORTMENT OP GROCERIES And sells them CHEAPER than any other House in Orangebarg, jerGoods DELIVERED at any portion of the Town. MEAL AND GRIST AT MILL PRICES. june 21 IN PRICES AT D. LOUIS' Now is the time to get BARGAINS. Call soon. 0 any 10 tf SOUTH CAROLINA RAILROAD. Cii abi.bstiir, 8. C. December 14, 1872. ON AND AFTER SUNDAY DECEMBER 14. ibe Passenger Train on the South Carolin? Railroad will run at* follows. FOX COLUMBIA. Lenve Charleston.9.30 A. M. Arrive at Columbia..6.20 P. M. roa anorsta. ? j Leave Charleston.0.5?) A. M. Arrive at Augusta....4!.6.30 P. M. roc niAni.rsTOM. Leave Columbia.9.00 P. M. Arrive ut Charleston.4.46 P. M Leave Augusta.0.00 A. M. Arrive at Charleston.4.46 A. M. uolvml'ia kiuiit exprrss?sir^nars kxcbft Bl?. Leave Charleston.7.oO P. M. Arrive at Columbia.0.30 A. M. Lea-e Columbia.7.30 P. M. Arrive at Charleston.4 46 A. M. aooosta siniiT sxrar.ss-srfCDAts axerrrso Leave Charleston.-8.30 P. M. Arrive at Augusta.7.86 A. M. Leave Augusta.?.15 P. M Arrive at Charleston.6.60 A. M. si'MMr.aviLi.r. traih. Leave Summerville at.7.26 A. M. Arrive at Charleston at.8.40 A. M. Leave Charleston at.H.;16 P. M. Arrive at Suminei vilic at.4.60 P. M. ??ampen rxanch. Leave Cam Ion.7.20 A. M. Vrrivc ni Columbia.11.66 A. M. Leave Columbia.'2 10 P. M. Arrive at Camtlen. 0.65 P. M. Day anil Night Trains connect at Augusta, with Macon nn?l Augusta Hail Road, Central Rail Rob 1 and Georgia Rail Ho?<l. This is ihe quickest iukI most direct route, and as comfortable ?n?l cheap as anjrother route to Louisville, Cincinnati, Chicago, St. Loujs, tnd all other points West and Northwest. Columbia Night Train connects with Greenville ami Columbia Railroad, and Dav ami Night Trains connect with Charlotte Road. Through Tickets on ?ale, via this route te nil points North. Cantdcn Trnin connect" at Kingville daily (Bicepi Sundays) with i>a\ Passenger Train, and run<i through to Columbia. A. L. TYLER. Yire-President. S. B. PicKKNS, General Ticket Agent. Doors, Sashes, Blinds, &c P. P. TO ALE, M an it Tueluror and Dealer, No. 20 llayne Street and llorlbeck'a Wharf CHARLESTON, S C. tta)" This is the Largest and meat Com plete Faetory of the kind in the Southern States, an-1 nil articles in this line can be furnished by Mr. P. P. ToALEat prices which defy competition. Half- A pamphlet with full and detailed tint of all sizes of Doors Sashes and Blinds. ? ud the prices of each, will be sent free and pout Paid, or. applioatiod to' l I?. I?. TO.4 IjE, CHARLESTON, 8. c. july 16 wee M0NEV CANNOT BUT IT! Fur SiKlit in PricelessS! BUT TilK DIAMOND 8PECTACLES w1lc PRESERVE IT. TRAD l If yon Value yonr Fyesight use these Per fect Lenses, Ground from Minute Crystal PcMdes. Melted together, and derive tbelr name "Diamond" on aeeouat of their Hard ness and Brilliancy. They will last msay years without change, and are warranted superior to all others in use. Manufactured by the Spencer Optical Manufacturing Co.. New York. CAUTION.?None Genning unless stamp ed with our trade mark. For Sale by Responsible Agents threvgh .out the Unioa. E .1. OL1VER08, jan 20?ly Orangeliarg, S. c. THE Citizens' Savings Bank OF SOUTH CAROLINA, Orangeunrg Branch. Will pay 7 PER CENT. INTEREST en SPECI AL DEPOSITS and A PER CENT, an SAVINGS DEPOSITS, Compounded Semi annually. Local Finance Committee. Hon. THOS. W. CLOVER. Col. PAUL S. FELDER. Capt. JNO. A. HAMILTON.: JAS. H. FOWLES, Assistant Cashier, mar 23 jan ?1/ At Trivate Sale. THE PLANTATION forming a part ef the Estate of the late Col. Keitt, and known as the DAUBY PLACE. The traet consists of about MN> acres, one half well Timbered, the remainder Rich, Bed, Loam Soil, adapted to Crops of all kinds. These are the Finest Lands in the District, and were valued at'$20 per acre in 1866. Wenld be sold for onc-hult tha* ,rice now. One fourth cash, the remair er in three instal ment < bearing interest from date and se cured by mortgage of tho sama. This is a splendid chance for aneryae de siring to secure Rich Lands, fine Wator Pow er, excellent Cattle Range and a Refined Neighborhood. Apply to Mrs. L. M. KEITT, Or J G KK1TT, Esq. jan 6 d|Tk te ftSO PER ?ATI Agent? ?>) WANTED! All classes of working people, ef either sex, young or old, make more money at work . far ju in their spare moments, or all the time, than at anythlag else. Particulars fr e Address ?, STINRON ft Ott, ??t* -lo PortKnd, Mais*. New ARRIVING BY EVERY NORTHERN STEAMER AT GEO. H. CORNELSON'S. In order I* be prepared for the demand* of the season, I am receiving large sappltes ef all the varioas geoda needed at tbia time of the year; auoh a* P'antation Suppliee, Tools, Plows, Iron. And everything elee necessary to make a crop. I am Agent for the following valnabrv and estnblished Manures : KTi rV AN OUANO, KTIWAN DISSOLVED BONE, ETIYTAN CROP FOOD. ATLANTIC PHOSPHATE, ATLANTIC ACID PHOSPHATE. E FRANK COE'8 PHOSPHATE. PERUVIAN OUANO. LAND PLASTER LIME AND SALT. All the ahsve Manures are offered at manufacturers prices will be i?M at the aaaev terms as at the werke and will be delivered if requested et any depot on tbe South Carsliaa Railroads. jeb 1 . GKO. II. CORNELSON. DUKES' HOTEL. RUSSELL-STREET, ORANSEBURG, S. C. The Sab?riber takes great pleasare in announcing to bis FRIENDS end tbe COM* MUNITT thet he has OPENED ? F1R8T-CLA8S HOTEL, at tbe Large Residence reseat ly occupied by Mr. Hane Wannamsker. Comfortnblc Accommodations, e Beunteeue Table and Court*us Attention arc Guaranteed- _ jaa 18?8m J. W. IX? Bl K?tt. EEGULAE DAILY TRADE. ANOTHER TRAIN JUST IN AND FILLED WITtl GOODS! AND CUSTOMERS SHOPPING AT BEL, SC?VILL k PIKE, Making Selection from their Extraordinary Lirge rod Varied *Jtoek of GENERAL. MERCHANDISE. Their aseortneat, with constant additions, is UNSURPASSED Beth as to STYLES and QUALITIES. Their facilities in drawing supplies from desirable Markets ^ FOR THE CASH Enable them to make the best possible RATES, which is the OLD RULE con tinued from its ORGANIZATION? 1842, Giving an experience of 30 years in Business. Economy end Enterprise, together with the Energy and gentlemanly deport" ment of all their Assistants, are always found at the OLD ESTABLISHED HOUSE of BULL, SCOVILL & PIKE. may 26 o lj W^ire tUMnJ^S tf?D1f ?? ?* 18 RTTU' ?R*TTS(I <>* TRI TAH w??ee, an carriages, Baggies er Wagems. Ana em ahm ss efaud with NEW PRESS' AN? O ff TO ?IN AND PACK COTTON tJ!??J??nf*[AtST. W"**?** MT mtX a?. btooghtf>T?I ts }et?t mdwm than that Ginned ob the common das. . i " ?F? 5-1J R IIMI.