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OVER STOKE OF TIIB'I^J-fttBlO:^ D ?all ?T the various :S,i?? of the jibovo Cases, -whiohWtn^o^urnieMtf imuic.diatcly on ap plication'.- ' ?' .?WWW - mTW*. i ?A^'o?4iraVjiuf?'ctitrcs'.V/6oD tfOlfFLNS a a usual, i^nd at the shortest notice. . Aflfif?***^" *it TtTGOS, '' ifaaV ??Orn .*$ '^fcrriag?>,.Mnnnfnot urer l v.Tnart ? ODER & .DAV.LS,! C0TTON*'1<*ACTOltS 'Aos)baoslMtan..(ULIi.FOL7 ^ rflor, . < -, ? - C?ArtfefiSTON, S. C. . OsWKl.J. RkCDKK/ ?? ZlMMKKMAN D.WIrt oct lo Om "7 . ~ J?7Z T. F. BSOOIE. ?_v. . \\. R. lluiHiJN.H ? #1 ,.*V?its/*ie>W?WHWarTl H. C. Htrnnixs. co, WWratAtlyances nniJo on Cn,isjs. ^"l?SS1. GT?N HOUSE flb> e?*l H*?fx AP* J?hf**? fe< Gfcnvcnient tc rccc5vM4?*4loasonablci BV LEON ORA?Ett. A^S trance tooryog?etjyjtoat lrj n ro tirjCrrJcllfl^ the papers, but at the game titno smoaking a small clay-pipe and drinking his coffee with au aiiyii'patiafuQtiori, lie,-W?fc a the latest stylo, a floe white uectie, or> Srf, beiug the only thiog.jiVjJjito to bo ?Jlnfais dresa. ^ -,'?';? *h ii stalked Major L., acedbtpaiued. by several military friends. The Mujir was far dillerbnt in disposition and char acter from any ni hit comrades. lie' ridicule everything and to persecute-1 everything with' .his !sarcasm; therefore he was much feared by his comp.in The Major scorned to be in u rather lively humor, and it appears as though he was literally seeking Cor some one on' whome to practice'hie acquired habit ol ridicule. The party iu black, whom h. tfjoi^for^tt .sch?ol{teA\l(ef, .on.account of ?his peculiar dress, had hardly, beou es pied by the Major, thau hi: slid quietly behind bia chair, as tbeugh it Avas ueci dental, ar blew the light out ^ Ills vnmrrules laugh'tHl."' The siranger cooly relit the ^an us though nothing hnd hap pened, and eoutiuued reading. Nuw thought the Major, I know my man ho will stand something. Ue thero foro'nppronchea' Him and said, aenrcasti onllv. ^ood evening my dear famitlntu,' at the saiU9.ti.ne graspiyg his haul, ?and with it the pipe he held which was ih'ciehy broken into pieces. ?Waiter' another-pipe.( called out the mat. in blank, se mingty very .,ui, t und cool The comrades of the Major laughed The Major called him a splended |.-.ity. as was generally the case with those whom he Helecte,d as his victims', and al.so Item; invited to take a hand in a g:?uie* :of whift, be went info one of tl e play rooms fVdIoW"d by his entire su*?Vltaud let KUJ man hi black sit ?lQ,CT-dl r ;ir?m n.v. tj-. v.* ? The putty iu black continued reading his paper, and drank his coffee, and seemed to have .quite forgotten the re cent insults of the Major and his party, lint as so.hi ;.s he hnd fiuished reading, ho got up and went into the room, iu which the Major was playing, and step jiiiig up,, before him. and catching him by the lapeTof his coat, said : 'Sir, lo mrirrov? morning we. fight, aud with pistols.' 't$o, 8?-,' interrupted the Major; 'Will the schoolteacher brings bis rattan with hit^?'- a %f *;4t****?* rut*. t>'tu ' ? -r 'You arc mistaken, sir, I am a captain in the British navr. To-morrow.morn ing we meet at the Poet's lane.' The Captain left without another woi The entire, company pf yesterday ap peared at the appointed place with the Major on the following ihorhing. The CapUin in a uingnilicent uniform await I cd them, and bowed very politely. The Captain not having any second,-one of the Major's suite volunteered to act as aiinn. ?.... Ja.-faS flutfri I 'Thank you,' replied the captain, lI need,no soooud. 1 have my jookoy with me, and should I call, he liimws what is to he dorn-. Von are all meu of hon or, and will allow no mean advantage to The pistol wore new loaded, fiftoen paces counted off, and the opponents took their plaoes. |?l?^Pdff ^Mih^H6\fl\ed party,' said the Major's second t<? the captain, 'und thcrdtiure hnve the first shot.' ? The Captain ja'iied hi* pistol aud aim i here was an unearthly stillness ;'inoog tho /small cifelo, ij^d the Map The Captain lowered his Ipistol, and second snot, nC sha.1 shoot first *-*<Yr5u seem t;>te certain of your art,' said the Major's sec nd, and it is these lore noble on your pari to allow.Jhe Major the first shot, ub well as your ten nciatiou of' VflQ first shot. But, assembled, cannot allow it. Von" are ^IPaW^^------1- Von 1 t?aetLMni aeuwUrreur* reyrtn OW. i Tjto^ . :1 do not wish to tenn sure nf my art but oc sure of it. I never joke. With my pistols I hit to a certainty, of which you shall soon be convinced. John,' a?xKho called his jockecy, 'throw some- J thing up iu tho air.' i toiib*tO The jockey pulled out his. hankerohief. .?'No. 'said, tho captaiu, Woniething smaller, a piece 'of money, a button or something of the kind.' pocket. .?'!'"*' Good, John,' cried the Captain, 'now, throw it high up iu the air.' Tho jockey threw 'the'pltnn up; (hot' captain uimod; there u !># u flash ami a report, and the plum came ?spurting', down burst into many jdeccs,c An iuvoluatury bmvo, escaped-the lips of the lookers on. Hi* Major turn- I i r i - ii* ?Mrou-ia i?a? XV ?H I T eu pale as death. Tho Captain did tint-speak another. word about the plum shot, but quietly reloaded his pistol iu the-p&srmec oL'J the second, und went back to take his J place. ^Thc Major hud ulso rogniue-d some of his coolness.' ??1$?J 'Shoot, Major,' cried ihecuptain. The second Wanted to intorrjrrty' but**/ the captain ]/itt him back and shouted a little rougher. 'Shoot, major.' The Major shot, and"?tubsed. 'Shoot auuin, major; you nimed miserably Should I fill it will be ] lucky, not alpnu for you but for;all of these gcutlemcn, beciu33 I intend to make you, ouo and a'.i. look into the muizlo of my pistol.' These words seemed like shri "ks to the lookers on. Every one excused him self for having laugho 1 yestcr l.iv. Toe fecoud said nothing agiinst the second shot because the Mtt'jar now shot for them all, then if this monster did not bite the dua he would shoot all doWu like dogs. The Major raised his pistol nnd aim cd, bub every thin-., seemed 6wimming before his eyes. Iiis nerves were un '^l'hr/V.i'p^ i i 'j the face, At last he -said; Yesterday I was your teacher in joke; to day 1 will huvo to bu your teacher in earnest. Vou hohl \onC weapon ton high. ? Vint will uuvor hit inc. The MnjorsVot and tniss-d. And ho rspiratton coulc ions countenance. perspiration could b_' Scon on the so I h ?I an a. When tho eapt.kitivraised his pistol and aimed and?lowered it again.?? 'Major,' spoke the Captain, 'you are a miserable creature. 1 enquired about you yesterday and every oue speaks ill of you.- Id-two minutes you have ceas ed to live. Now T will be your teacher, and command you to pray to the great, aud retaliating G<id,'und ask his forgiv eness for your tons. Pray that all po i p!c whom you h ave wim.gedmay forgive you and God will Ii tve m hvy on your soul, lift's oft* gentlemen; When we SpoTtk with the Great Mnstor of the world it must he dono with the in. foyer ed head. AH took oil'their hats and the jockey his cap. With his eyos up-lifted to wards heaven the Captain prayed for vently in behalf of the Mujor. The stem tnnn's prayer had touched all. The Majors heart bent audible, lie was now upon that bridge which separates lifo from death.. 'Amen '.' earr.eTrout all lli? "ipst. Oh ! the plum had touched all hearts, j A? put ttie.ir uats on again. i iie imui of death had come. The Major h ul not a drop oj; blood in htf" couutcuniicj. i!e trembled so violently that he was hardly able to stand erect. In older to end his misery the! Captain aimed quickly aud?lowered his pistol, handed it to his jigskcy, aud said,' i ho man is not worth a charge of powder,' and left. The nc$.t uveuiug? he'appeared again dressed in black, iu the Cafe, but no one disturbed him. The Major, of course, .-aw himself compelled to resign his position in tho ?M*U?y.rf ,rt:-<:: oV. ;.? ? II 1 ;.. I A lelhw of eighteen summers invested in a" banana on the ears recently. He carefully removed the pcci, and put it on the str.tt by his side, thou h? broku tho fruit up in small bits, eyeing it aoxiou ly as ho, did so. When this was done he pic ked up the peel, shook it in his lap, and finally threw the pieces out of the window^ remarking as he did so, ??That's tho fust of "them prize packages 1 over bought, and it's the lust, you bet." - a? in .? Tbo Lowell Courier says ? there is a good deal of snuff-dipping -among* the factory girls in that city. Vexations ofu Fioiit-MM?? ?tjttw *Mia'. s (?oAJtorsiu aa si ani livhd in houses jjlMtU ifsW/Pl*'* is] yard whdthor xtliarc W?s*Bet -rARrflt thcoagtv.'iU;or.Dot*^ltoTwW?^*hr c' ot them hnd^bfu41^^^cM'tel?%if|i j'( ?vcc. by ? tUfctuiMM (ir^hidswrw*W if\ uiug. ?iroagh^ttu^filkTtfoiyl*^ arti*S't?*i iff hbe must rant .1 ho?e^ib^ftftf'Prth r street in it. So v*nlfo?4lioJ ls-riHk**!. [Oluldron didrilt mufl?#sjj ltl?jW^<8N?f>tc they arc in.the sfaflUIhld tfflf$\\ asMteJ, HOouiniilatriJgr-ibei* 4*?* ^fjptyafbtAr, !JTOVVv4*C?jpR83*d*ra I^BTU'M 9TI8091 b?* Wife-: said the yar<!riiwk<*l HrlHMII nut .shrubs} iwd tifWliy-awfJ httitodi'-titaf -ff-rhtJ?g?te8*Kl?4<ol/^jr jt w.n-; Shcc nsk?d ij^tftlA^ ^fW^ could .ig?t:t5?Dawp iw4?inww>it?"twi k knew -w-~lil?M*)jini J^Pt#PrWTtnr nc.4 street, if sho Wou^-ito-* ?PfWlitcJ roiiowod'bytiw m?^nkV? il*y I ?? eii? iimiiiiu? jj'T wyigBii^ May, wife ?skc(iJUDC33FISOg lior a lew | '?annuals" when Ijukino hack. I woudj-' cred wlt?| gh^wPK^vtj^?u u a 1 s as 1-| Potlt: >loWl) ill -11) nr. but [ am ac-'ustoWod to a blind obrdicne : t.. In r ret-ucsts, eo wprag|^^A7VMo ut night were 'J? I brought l,?r ^irWUMs. There manne, r Annual Ottering," and a 'jXcw Year's Address," for 5I }j(325^$^ffSi Day (Jilt/' and numerous tnuuui-addles bofore agricukura!*a8sooi:uioiigfttoat Aid accumulated on mV lia'mls.' ?'Good traoiqui^J'i wcxcliiiioo?-i^Mrs Hogg? (>ho never dvears TU that unless uudor .great aj^T|fWet,) ??whht'hjrve you brought me icii Mrs. IJog??s burst out !augfiin]T and cried, --Why, you old 1'i.d'you, (we havo been ui'iiik I Uvutity yearn, but Mrs. Ii. olrll? niu p'-t Annita yet.) (fie annuals I huiuu uro flowers &uch as verbena.-*, pausics, morning" gloiir>, migunuci lc and the ., like, to set out in out front yard*" ? Then bIic took nil the annuals I had ho.11 at' :?'> luueh jjaiua to collect, ami ?et tln-ui out in tho-back 3 aril among ofher ruM/udr Xho next morning hIil ashed mc if I thought I could get KriT sumo rbsea lor the front yard. Told her.I kuow a man ' who had got 11 lot of early roso j-otutve?, but it wadii'l the right liuie lor | auttitig thetn out. (^l Iiha*o nu Kf8a tliai the gtuuud is muou hetur oinnl >yod in in king a jiolato tliau in raising a Uowcr, unless it bo a hand of flour.) Wife said i hadn't u bit 1 1 tuatu. .Slio then gatC me a memorr.n.hi of roses she .Wautod.* -I ww bur>y nil day. hut ju t Ra I was about tak ng a car 1".-r hbnjo thuug'nt of the ioscb. I r?farf?! to tho memoranda nnd found the foHo^ing : "Get a few geruuiuun-, fiuhio*, liulio Irope, rofes, Ijombon. Miming tom.-, ' riairie Qin.cn,*' golJun lea plant, vines, English ivy, \Vnnduring Jew, l.&QcdSj c.'fc.'' 1 ntudicd it hard, hut it vras iitglltly incc vij.rLl.ci.r.ihle. ? Pbc ha<} c\t'lcutly ?ui things mixed up. However, i wont i to a florist's ahtl told'him what T wru.'.c {? ho > t . .an Vi. i ?a <M At- ? I ^oaiu i-: --viivc uuj t* iow geraAiuuia ami a few she's, ami?" "A lew what ?" asT;uu the iljwoi" utan. looking very JWr?lb#,l ? ? A few she's,", said X, Uridug'vcry red, 1 know, for 1 Couldn't toll for the ll'V Of me what my wife v.an.-l ,f lew she's nhuut tibo jilaco. as she mjver could live iu th-j Same lioy'4c with another woiniu. As the llorist lobkfid runfc ?ta^6rcd (.hau over, 1 httud-4 him the lueinor.inda, when ha bhtttcd into ;l hunl laugh. '?\Vhy /iian," he cried, 'Al$ ykc/uao she wants !" and then ho roan d again. "Well, whatever it i.i,' give men ?ooupic ot yafda of UttttyUow,?front I hack yards, too." You kco I was mini. 1 got the' things the iijeima.iuua seemed to call for at, various pluooH, und weul home. -4 j ? a 1 ?, |. , ? ? Hi re, Mia. llo.^gh," said X, testily, ?'arc the things for yon;- front yard." '?\Vliy, what i-. thi.s'/;' ?Inj cried, ah I thrust'a two gallon jug noon her among other things, ??llourbon, uiy dear, I found it on the memoranda. . l'rutty thing to set i.ut iu tho front yard, though, liow Ion;; do you s'posq it'll etay tborp with th 0 ucighbors we've got 'f': nre^raoluxn^^^ ^i:^ HwartialtyrlitfcibiMok VV colored title l^fr'}mj[tj^fn?r.nr,nrr a g0Uc gcous Bq^a^T^T,ft<^?Jpy; aud untamed! O^fV-m^i^'J;'t 'WT-v>, \\ V. U U 0 w ioii-ftri* feo* ,io.*.t.?>?i d'tw adl no aoi I purchased, fur I began to see that J^V"*3 ?{W audenng Jew" ?? tho .name of n v::'^-Aiteteviv5 ^?*1 to7uot i all , about*, it: V??itt Contributors Saturday i\ ';//tf. ??4 iol b?iaoftr:*fl ararf roilorrnc ) siia'J ocfJ *l j Jocu'aoVi ??'.''".' baa Ja-.-;' i Iu a^min^^ilkgOrrttlH! story runs? li^cxp , f u^nft , girl w;ho.h?ied w.ork but lovod .goasip. ' So fiho novor spuu her sxlf, but uw;d ,to iuvite the other girls to JttOjr; .Uousgj rwirero aha feusted th?m aud .thjoyjfipuu. for her. Dm dug oubof those spinning feastB a dispute arose as to which of the party was the boldest. ntja"J)'H Uut- I'taid jof'anything," said the lazy boucs. . "Weil, then,'- eaidtho spiuuers, cJif you're not afraid, go through tho grave yard into the church, take down the lluly rleture from door, and bring it WrlflrVl<4?aBkl'm .a. uj <rt* rn?rf 1 *? Ln? i m"Ycry. .good/' said she; "I'll brtug it, only jsaajj jof you must spiu mo a distx-t. ?fff Jbr^.n?| ?>*? Jno-t ?Tt-'i ^nti v \i j down the pic^^^wl.\fought it homo with her. J>ut then the picture had to -^ -^-i^S??fa^. hour had arrived. "\\ bo was to take it." [ "flu on spinning you girls," said tho lazy-bones j "I'll take it back myself I'm not afraid of anything !" So she went back to the church and , replaced the picture. .As she passed through the grave-yard on her return, she .-jaw u corpse iu a white slir..iiul sitting o:i a tomb. It was a moonlight night, and everything was visible. She went up io the corpse and pulled its ! shroud oiF. ( Its hour for stirring hadn't arrived, perhaps.) Then she went home, carrying the shroud with her. After supper. When everybody had gone to bed, all of a suddeu the corpse tupped id the window, saying. "Qi\c me my shroud ! Give me my shroud!" The other girls were frightened out of their wits. Uut the lazy bones took the shroiid, opened the window, and said : ' There, take it." '?No,!1 r< plied the corpse, "take it to tho place you took it. from,' Just then a cock crowed; the corpse vanished. Next night, at the same hour, after all the spinners had gone to their own homes, the corpse catnc again, tapped at the window, and cried : : C ive nie my shrou 1 !*' Well, the girl's lather and mother opened the window and offered the corpse its shroud, but it cried : '?\V! l-' t her carry ft hack to the. place she took it from." Just then the cooks begntr Io crow? the corpau disappeared.. W.ell. next day they sent for the priest, ami told him the whole story, aud implored him to help tit cm. '1 he put reflected awhile, then told the girl to c ?nie to mass next day. So iu tho morning she went to mass, 'fhe .service began. 1 Numbers of people came to it. But just as thdy were going to bing the "Cherubim Song," u tcrriblu wltiyhviud arose. And it caught up that girl iu the air and then Hung her (loWU on the groutid. And htratgnt?fiy the girl disappeared from sight; nothing w.is over found of her except her bask hair ? 77tc Com hill. A Wonderful thing is the human, hand, and nobody wou lets ut it m >ro than the infant which lies on its bi.ek and kicks and orows with delight at the v ' * I1CW tlise ivei y. i ? ran "What's the. matter, Mary? Are you happy because neither of those lollops you were flitting with at croquet yester day proposed to you ,." Mary?"Until did, Tom 1 Aod?I said yes to the wron : one \" ? soaiJtroo ?! boeidTTr^ f o? ,sDC3iri ?ImA ?SrrS8j)0,,dci?.t tUus dpscriboa - scene that took place at -Saratoga, a short time Bince, netwocn a newly marnldr ?couplb irb?K<wrer6 IJ^Cii?nSg tho bonny moorf*t'tHttt plaoe.\l!?-.u?ratr ai st A-btidsl p*Cty -came fdown a few days (j^ce j j, never faw.a ^gpro, ;"hojjoy japp i - j^fe:^ ifrV If ? J&iJWi,'? and grootn looked, walked, and actdd love to tntfnloWM 0 y^iP->fie^ferHei\ela.'T t^r/oyfl'Vcr?i^ittirig tri the. parlor Jone mortSiog^vbteWl tftfcl &i*\tx:\im?:Jkfi Jfrsbfmd, MjoWtfa a iearcst?" * iuii^--Iwas Tni'nV.ngjj'' ?WfRild-tKb -DrMe.-'rookifcgtt1^ possible saw oeujoH ^di tri s a j ?'01' what \T>w;yQHj tbjuking,my dar ^P&?':V ,aw mo aa* i-caott} "I hardly dare tell jrou)Tpct. a j "What, loveliest ot your sex^ utairu-ji, ^tfEfr-S?bT* so Sofia*;"*1 -^*q-?f?c?-i?V ? thdVrMndJ; p^rrd 6ni? dear Edgar, if I hayo even seemed to wrong so uoble a boiug." , ^J/". "Spokp.11 like your own true self?like a fond and dearly loved wife." ,l0h Edgar, Edgar, you arc a flatter er ; I know you arc. Oh you naughty man 1 You know how:dear you arc to "You will tell nie then; good angel that you.arc?you .wilj tell nie ?" ' "I will?but Grit Jgivo mc assurance that you will not froWon your too fond llebceca: A frown, fcdgar?nay,- even a reproving look from, your swoet ?ycs, would break my uuw too happy heart. Say then, you will not frown." "Foolish child 1 T>o the .<tars frown v.hcfftnc poet 'looksup to them for in spiration t Docsthetou? mother frown when hcr-Jirtln&orQJohfai turf to beccy^ ^haJnj?tle|rf|i?l,?b^| tOj^f^osqt Djcs It I feel, I know, most devoted taffta-fl**-* "Tell me, thou, lovej of what were you thiukiijii^ '01 von. only of you, Edgar, on my triuh" Ami what of me', my own llebceca?" Alas. What shall I say ? How shall I cxtricato myself from this perilous di lemma '(" ??Speak, loved one, I charge you I" ' Dear Edgar, you know?" "Yes, sweet llebceca?" "That?oh, how shall I say it." "Any how?goon?dear Itebcc?" "Thut if you couiiuu?" Yes?continue?" "To cat?cabbage?" "Cabbage?What then 7" " You may catch the cholera (sobbing) and (sob) and (sob) 1 may (sob) be left (sob) a widow (sob) before (sob) the s asm (hysterical sob) is over." I didn't, 1 couldn't wait to hear juy more of this conversation. I do wonder if ?11 -Just married" folks go on alter this fashion.?Albany DulcJiman. Sealing tub Vow.?A cor c-pin dent of tho New York Co.nnirrci'il Ad vertiser, writing from the llotiud I>akc camp meeting , tells the following sto ry: Many people sleep in tho sn?n ?ont here, being separated by partitions. As young Methodist fellows are thrown with pretty young ladies a, good deal, it is nothing against thetn that they some times, fall in love. Iiaat night they say, this happened;' A young Methodist fellow' from liallston had become quite interested in a protty daughter of a religious farmer. Last night, while a dpzon of old eold-bcarted fellows woro trying to Bleep they were continually fliJtUrbea Vy the lover,"spoo ny talk, which they distinctly heard through the.colteu cloth partition. They heard him say in a low, sweet clarendon voice, "Now, Carolina dear do lt-.t me seal tho vow-?do !" "No, .lames, 1 cannot. What would lily father and mother say?" replied a girlish voice. "Hut, Caroline, you have promised to he mine?no at let us seal the vow?fct m, do: let us?won't you? Do kiss rile''." " ? Xc, James, I connok, O, I oun WlrtrJt**? orl? ni oidio'J b 'ct. Iu x moment tho tent partition parted ami a big-whiskered brother, who wan* tod to Sleep, shoutod "For Qod'B sako Carrie' let Jim seal thnt tow. He'll keep us awake all night if you don't.,' The vow waa'Scak.-trt to*** mouths before bjs death is perhaps one of tho most touching flf any tlmt hlite been given ^'lEe puV.kL3*te<?w Uatl&IPifaSiQ^^ ii it recalling, illustrating as. it does, be* husbanrTs^frfnTO Sis sym pathy and rcaditic3S~&1?ftp those wko needed aid. CoTTisk had often tfgsUsd Twer/T^lW Wt?P'k little cripple P diSFdfrj^MR^PMce to hiss, his bluff, off-KanH manner: "Wel^rny boy, ^SWm 7" ?'No#*e1rteoAiIMr?%e reply* ''What's the hT?ter?" "Why, -yW:?iif rm'f?e, sad1 ?s-i'fc in news in run, eMoQl^uMLlMMyf^M ahead of me, and I caBT"iell my pepen TttJ ~c\\." 'i-aaii Tslkrtenr?O ?<N< Wy f*\o9 Umitm^g f*4, k it ? I say my bTTTThoW would von like to go^fc^lwe-eaVirflir^^ The-^eynialuJffpiifiMgfi and eyed tho Colonel curiously j "I think we might strike tip a bar gain. ,eXwnu<5Ime. /to?hn{)gfera House at 11 this morning. I've got a plan for you ; nqw be on time" A At 11 o'clock ;tho boy Was there, wanted. . Hallos, boy; you're a good oste. Now see here ; do,vpu, kggwJfcgood plane fot jxpj3pej.atanuyj- , w, "Where is it?"_ ?'Down ,hqrd at the' itornef.'i tf ''How much will a stand cust?'* ? "Lots of motley; mrjch ' as fifty Cf a hundred dolkttvfb a el .H tK -Qtsgs "XttU: dotftjay *o? wl*Ahe*V % ior* >unc}A^o^qti^|)hJ^yh made there?" . iuaAJ* "Yes. I do. ItVa^^ lihioe^ take care of it ancTwc'll bo partners,; and I will go into the papa? business.'* Col. Fiak then arra?gedlW*ejfr ftp Wkj what of the proS^Jg^ey^o^kl told him when the stand should be ] and sent him on his way rejoicing, plan was successful. Traars wif and every -week the hoy carried his I of the money to hie partner. Sseing<tla? hoys determination* AmWHefe tffl?otlj put the money aside and.oflft^djy; gS?M it all to tho boy rcloasinz bitn from, jats contract to pay any part, of tho money to himself. When Col. Fink die?there was nowhore a siuccrer motrirncr thartfetib little newsboy, and the little gfepgadiaaaAlSfi corner was heavily erapod on the day of the burial. ? . - IB ~n |?1. .ecu. raaaai evsm?sesui The I'mr.osor^k^and tqj FMttf man.?A philosopher-stepped on board a ferry-boat to cross a stream, on the passage ho inquired of the ferryman if ho understood the arithmetic. Tbeaan looked astonished, i^ao feea aaste? "Arithmetic? No, sir I never heard of it before: The philosopher reftft^ *f* U I am very sorry for ooc quarter of your life is gono.,^*wr?tlrv b?a ,t*ex A few minutes after bo asked Ibo fer ryman; - *? n5f ff a "Do you know anything of mathema tics/' The boatman smiBed, and ropHcdL ??No'. ^ ? 1*1-4 *ii wf* Io -Well, the?r" said tta? fitiiearihflatr? another quarter of your Hie is goue. A third question was asked the ferry/-* man: '?Do you understand astronomy?" "Oh. no, no*; never hear* of inen* thing." v; b Hiw Hiftttq "Well, my friend, then another. q?at" tor of your Kfo ie goqe."Aju4%. ? Just at this moment the boat ran on a rock, and was sinkiug, when the Terry-? man jumped up, pulled off fcfo coat, arrd) asked the philosopher, with great earls' cstucss ef manner: as y ? "Sir, can youawiml" ; ; | ^ "No," said the philosopher^ * "Well, then," said the ferryman) ?your whole lifo is lost, f?r tho boat'* going to the bo?W*"**l(* hm, ti "riffl Hilflii nin'* -** "Whcr* may your money he Said e? b* glad to- ace you? Wbe?: UiiMMMk olacted currcnoy, ailae ve aaca mm all Why is a man'? lifo safest i*> tha 1m4 stages of dyspepsia? Because he oaa'e di gest them. Counter irritants j Pcoplo "?rhc ex amine the whole of the sloek mud ftfcjr ?%6thili*J"^^ ?-M C4 w<?w>!n