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Til WEEKLY M UNION TIMES. Denoted. to ^jricnlluiT, Horticulture, ri*rnii'"ili (T'liTHlUlft nf?4:t^Wltl'rf jWdiiits. and the Current .'Alcii's of the Baa. ^i-r/v VOL. XIV.?New Shiuiss. UNION (J. II., SOUTH CAROLINA, JANUARY ">. NUMBER i. ' Were to Buy Pure Medicines i 4 Drug:, Perfumiry, &c-, JW. I'OSKY I'.KO., Iiiitc on 1i:i:i?1 mi'l ar< . constantly receiving loMitioiis toil Full Lino of Drugs and Medicines, Paints, Oils and Varnish, I'iilout IflodichicN, "Povfll mnvtr TTr? i * nile V* AMAAAVA J y v/ no A Variety of Hair Dies & Restorers Tooth and Hair Brushes, FACE POWDERS AND TOILET AR PICLHS. " Fancy Toilet and Laundry Soaps. E'lU'Url SliiConory Lamps of All Kinds, from tin* finest Swinging il.-i.l I.-itsi]> t ? tlie vvr little wiucy tiucy liraas Lamp. I ?:o: Pure Wines and Liquors, (For .^Sr<J5?*iil I'lirptmrs.) Port, Claret and Blackberry Wines, Whiskeys, Brandies and Gin. Crab Apple Yinesrar. TOBACCO AND CIGARS. A Ercxli Supply ol' fiflnnFM Awn 71:1 M# wa 11 mi j i i J vy y \,yj FHOM FERRY & Co., SIllEKY AM) MIST. Onion Sols, iVc. To Physicians We have a low llyp<?lcrmie Syringes ami Fell'-Hegistering Fever Thermometers. we Ask the Public To call ami examine our Stock. Work is our motto, ami wo nr. always rea-ly to wait on customers w. rosr.v & liuo. Op,, asito Union Hotel. 53d YEAR. H <* > ? > .SO Y 9 ^LADY'S BOOK FOR 1883, AVII.I. CONTAIN V COMFEKTE NOVEL IN EVERY ISSUE, SSi'Miilcs its usual rich array of Fitsliinu, Art and I.itrrary A 21511 o r. Only per Year. Snli.scrtj lions nill he reeeivetlal this Oilier in Chilis nil it ( ins I'ajM'i*. The Union Timks an 1 <1im>i:y'? Lady's Hook for one Year, at o't.-Vl Losk ! Premiums to Club Raisers : ONE copy one year !pJ <10 TWO copies ami I engiaving In cluh raiser '? 70 T!I !1EK copies ami J engravings o club raiser "> 'Jo KOl'lt copies ami :) engravings to club raiser <1 <10 For a club of FIVE, willi a rcmiit i!ic?> . f 10 ."?<) we win g ve one tree copy cl tin* l/?.>ly's Hook lor one year, and any b of the engravings tlie elub raiser may select, l-'or :i club of 'fl'.N, wit It a remittance of.. IS 'ill we will give one copy of ilie Lady s Hook for one yer.r, It) engravings and a hail Is line portfolio. For a club of FIFTF.FN, with a remittance of 27 00 we v.ill give one copy of the Lady's _ Hook for one year, 10 engravings and a handsome portfolio. 1'or a clnh of Twenty, with a reniittancoof dd i,(l we will give one copy o the Lady's Hon I for one year, the entire '2d engravings and a handsome portfolio, t >n application the l'lihlishcrs will furnish a list of the Twenty Kiigr.avings, from which you may make your own selection. Specimen ropy of Lady's Hook sent free to cln'o raisers only. Address all communications, i'l' HI.1SII FI5S tiOlM'.Y'S LADY'S I'.OttK, I'l.iladol; hia, l'a. I tec li id if charge fot eximinntion of la or cirawinp?. Advieo by mail free. Patent a r?I . t r> i 1 il.iwuli m nro noticed in tlio SCIKVtl.'Mr AXi.i*.:: which has tho largost circulation,; nd i > tho nmsl influential newspaper ol'it.< 1 nil ]>nI?linlx-<1 in tho world. The advantages < l'< uc!i a notice every pafontrn understands. Thi.ilnr.Tn and r-phudidiv illustrated new* papor ioimldished Yv l*:tI.Y :,t nt.UOayear. and is admitted to be the hi : p iper devotee to science, mechanics, inventions, engineering work?, ami ether <!. pnrtnunts of industrial progress, published in any country, Binglo copies by mail, 10 cents. Bold by all nowop dealers. Address, Mtinn A Co., publishers of Scion* tifio American. 201 Broadway, New York. Handbook about patents mailed lreo. i Bs# .<i E 8 O'!'? ',?<. GIBBES & RODGER, l'NU>N, S. ('. TKims *~rr?; l'liii i>ay. w M. <:l;;itr-t. i . I'-'i:. s ir i'lxt'Kttl MKNT I.N SKI.KtVloN <>eSeEI> ' < ?? i.s. ? 'l'lit ix- lias al a been i ptevaletil pinion among lar tier lint ih middle I kernels iti' aik,c ir of e iru arc ll?o most per? i feclly daw! ipcd, ati l Would b - the best lor plain lit-iico it is the 4 oral cu-t? 11 ' j wail iiij.ti' wiii arc particular in sucli 111 it U rs In shell oil* the but t and tup grains, an 1 ! only ii- - l!i >.<? in th mid lie. Dr. Sturto| vant. director ! lite Xow York Agricultural i ivxporioi i!1 .Stati ;) at Ueiiovi, lias made a j o in !'u 1 and u.'.'ur ito trial this s-asnti. a d | lite results?as far its one season indicated ? I will be a surprise to fanners who have lul j lowed the iteiicral custom. li u- 1 fair averaged cars of Wausliakit.11 o nii, arid planted kernel by kernel on two plats in eight rows, oaoli kernel oe-> eupying in tin: row 'lie relitivo position it , nv'cuiiicJ on the ear. One ear was thus diagrammed uu manured and the niter on uain uiurcil soil, leavings uHicicut space between the diHercm portions to ensure accuracy. The details of the experiment would take more space than we can spaVe, hut the fdlo'.ving are the ge.i-.il results in regard to the productiveness of th grains : 1st The tip kernels were the most pr<>"good (giuroli hi able) coru. liu The butt kernels were more prolific of good corn th in the central kernels. .'M Tlie tip kernels h ire long r ears t ban the other kernels, the butt kernels the next and the central ktntcU the shortest. 4th. i'he merchantable ears Irom the butt Wt .e distinctly heavier tiiati lho.?o Irom the tip, and those from the tip distinctly heivicr tlian (li >se from the central kernels. ."?th. The kernels furnished m ire unmerchantable corn titan did the central kernels and the central kornak tn >ro th in did the tip kernels, l>r. Sturtevant states in conclusion, in order to ensure accuracy, "the ears are lius | ked by ourselves, and each pi nil's product laid by itself upon the ground at the foot of the stalk which bore the crop, thus ctisuiiug again-1 mistake in the counting, m-a>uririg j and weighing. Three separate observers j carefully went over each row and verified each other's Conclusions, aii'l hits a lis dale ngrc< liivnt i:i observations was scoured on llio spot." i I > To a re the comments of the IJ'mirit /litfiumfinaii in which tho stalcuieut is llio". n: published: "The results uf experiments conducted by l?r. Stursevani to determine relative values of seed corn, with reference to location on tin* cob, appears in the bulletin printed in this paper.? An examination of the figures will surprise firmers who have unthinkingly accepted die oi ltime idea, that kernels from the tips and butts of ears are utiprn luetive The evi lencc uf a single trial, carefully iiuulc, favors the proposi- i tion that tin- tip kernels tire superior to those taken from any other part of the ear. Vet the-o kernels arc systematically rejected by many good farmers because apparently imperfect development suggests the conclusion that they are imperfect seed. It is true the experiments reported in the bulletin when rej cute I may n it yield similar lestilis. but there is no vaild reason to suppose the dilfertiiee will beany thing except in degree.- As the facts stand it may bo a.ssuin ! that farmers have nursed a curious f.dl i y in selecting suo-l corn. It is tut i i i: self a matter of extreme i.uparlance to know that tip kernels as seel are superior to others, i but ii is of great importance to have lull and : gen ral acquaintance with laws that govern | production, for that attainment, will leal limit; .-mid ty lu uillk'liil ! i|ll j i'i m11 :i < > i la lo'.ul.l. The work of i lu* Kxpcrin-oni l-'tirni i* eon luctC'l wit!i -p.viil nfroncc to the ! uttniiinu-ut of such knowl ?'lgo, ttiol in this view j tin- oviilence fiirnishe.i by tliis triil of sue I corn : i-i v tin iMc It is on I ineileni tint shows the possibilities of fiM.icies incurp mile I iti the prtieiice of the ;ir si intelligent furriers. Tin. re ore oilier points in die present bulletin ileserviitjj i<f notice, as, fir instance. itisulliuient returns from the lertils/.er use 1. We e u:imen I the whole to the e >nsi lur itioti offivniri w'io seek enlightenment i i their culling." I'.it'ic-F.\itmkus.?l/tv.on to Major Alvofil in tlio ('iirisfntit lie puts it we'll : '-Tlio nit-mi r titu-t apply to hititso!I", -ut'l to tin: son or s ns to >.t w ml him, (a sl;itnl:tril si ..il.tr to Lit it 1> which lie in ':i<ure.s the quililic itions ul' liis doctor ami minister. it is iinl'ii'tnii'ito licit fir1 iihm's ar > > slow in <1 >ii>^ th.s No one ; over heard ol" .1 physician livsh r ?:n his sell ois an 1 ! iol?s Ik::i^ sneered ..t as a, iiniil,: luft 'i'.' < >u (ho comr.iry. ail d ictors, I williout a complement ol' book learning. ' s?*ifiitilie tr.tiuin_r. arc >!?nit:iotl, ami don hii: . ii ateil as Sju ick>.' Vet very roivntlyit was coin 111 M) ii>r lariiiMs >1 t!i-' ol' 1 a:i stylo to : look with jtity.il not siisjtioi. n. upon tins.1 i who stmli il ngricultuic as a soionoo ami ; uiol itook its practice with a pvo^iv.-sivo -j'ii ii :inil to o il! siioli 'book lanii. is.' j Happily such mors ate |>assiii<? away; b ol; 1 I armors, well oiluoatoil fanners. arc iiiiikino l hoiiisol ves felt, winnii!.; respect am! Iiinliti'4 an ajiprooiation oft heir enterprise.! Ik( us hope die time is not distant wlmn hook farmers, in the host sons , .shall ho in the majority. 'i'lmn, porlriji ijuioks' will bo found ii l'iriniii_r. ; I ho Ii.ft is. at jiros.Mit. ij:iaok farmers .:r?* tiiu plenty ami book farnieis too lew. C 1 v tub St';bbt ?A gentleman interest| o?l in prison m's, visi el i aim ii jiil, wai'ing tob trio 1 lor a oi'iui j. Sir." said t in' prisont!.*, t!i > I nn's mailing <1 urn his ichook-t, "I lit 1 a a'i 11 linr olno i! i m M\' St i" i e location ruin 1 in.- I n-i-l In s.i|? out of i!i(! !i ??is? in 1 g., ?!V with the boys in lit ; . i In ill street I le.iriie<l t ' !?? III.' . ill the StIV t I < !.- i le.ini 1 to swear, in thes'nvt I leirii'il t i smoke mi l gullible, in t'i -tr. t I ! irn 1 to |tiller .?n?l to '1 i ::!i evil. t sir, il i-. i:i the street the ilevil lurks to work I lie ruin ?J"?!i?? young " I . c ! ( :i111 r oel hurn ill th we 1> tint have ! sivile:|. ISy thus ilestrovin.r the stii< .1 I tro |hle> ell We. .Is y "| will S.iV ' V I'l.'S 'll i ill :i\ i! j . - ?! i i' i if in | lie a g Tub ?There has urowu up in the S.?oi!i siiMiowli it un -xp'etedly to us ! u hesitation in o.irrytn/ out whit wis beI li'fVt -J t > b ' til-,' 1 -tiMMl'll ' 1 p'irp ISO til til:' I)/ iiui*r.itio p irty is th firs' r eh > *ie I coss tiabolis.i tie [nteru.il llcveiiii: system ;i(i I tv .ii t!io 11riff to a strictly rovenuo bi>i.s. X .v llio.'o Si is -priej up i ui >>' : ton Jo i' regard lor j^ovoruiiiout credit and j jovoriiiiioiit u tods, hi 1 most nixi on solieitill - iost t lie oil*: bo imp lir 1 in I th other i bo denied. Tlio ?111o:iiin i to be out i s t ? provide for , both, whilo e'.in,; on', the relief tlio people douruid. This i? to bo don i by l iking out of tlio clutches of the revenue system all ^ ill-; s ii ill oSfuid *rs. leaving within it* j;rasp | the lar^o sinners, whiskey an I lob iceo , , ... I 1 - .1- : ....... K,j \, ? II|/I III*; IIIHJJMI ICS ! tariff by listening to the syren song of fTic* i tariff commission, and ui iking uu average rcduoli m of 20 per cent. I Tliis is n >t what th ; people expict n ?r i what they have detain led They demand* j ed the abolition of the intern it revenue sy.v? t in, n>t more for the burdens of taxation it | imposes th in for the infamies of the ma? : eh.nery used to eiry it into effect The ' people ini^'it bear th; tax ; they will not I endure without protest the foreign origan ? ixiti >11 in th-'ir mi l>t w!ii !? 1 :i - i ?eal laws, which violates the rights of person ami property, which invades domestie privacy and i i u!t> tlie m >j -sty. f St ite 1 nvs; which debauches the ball >t and eoiitr >ls elections, and riots in all the eoiipieunusiiess of inimical strength upheld by dista it but tiiipreirip.Mo power. The cry of tlie pe ?i>l<*. South and largely North is, with the exceptions iirlici'cd, I "down with the wh >ie system." The only pretext of del iv ?lor ncrtnaneti i cy is not claimed by any defender of the system?is dm ii.wsvv o!' priviJiti ' for the exponsesof the government. Hut ihhiisup on tlie suppo.*iii ?:i tint tlie exit.ivacancy of tlie 11;public in a I minis! ration is to bo perpelu iteJ. Til i lei lin'g i 1 an in Dam icratie policy is re tor ui and cent nny. It sli ?\ve-l, when it ha 1 control of tile Home before, what cjuU be <1 o; in too i j In ;:i >;i of expenses. la very estimate is made on a royal sc ile, enough to in ike every department a initio of wealth t > loose who have t!;e privilege to dig therein, bit it ha in l.:rstood that tliis extravagance is to coiue to an end and that tho people, not odicc-holders or contractors, are to be c msideivd ; and then ii will ho soon how I - isihle bitii tli a roT.ie' li.m of the tariil aiil the aboliii m of the | Internal It ivenue b mi >. The tot ;! i\ vonuo wT (iio t*n tuo vuuiiiiy: year :i:v osi i:n ilotl ii >> 1 1 (I l Hill 11.1 l *! u-!? n?S ?? ! least ?150,000.000 !- >1 from tlio lu* lernal Kcwiiue. The I :-t !i--a! year inline .Juno ISSii. ii wa- v 1 I<> nl' which >;.VJ S7i?. l"S eam from spirits and S 17. 501 OSS IV ?lli tollil'IM. These is it j dilemma lor Lold, yd prudent 1 hen-is A j I lie: >o- a 1 t;?t iti >:i if the tar j ill to a revenue Ousts wiil tiivo receipts IV.i n tliat .source SVu.nt'.ie iv.it in rr? :so of im pollutions to keep the tioasury lull enough ' for .ill nee ssary v. uiits of th u wrmmui an 1 economy a id jo lieioii- n-1 of th.s ri ceipt.s ot" lite l'rcusury will do tlio rest.? Aiificviih: ('i/i.i n. ?. ? VofMj liMMF.s \s i,tMKits.?!t is ! a mark of i.l-bvoo img fn* a yuunu; m in to smoke ia lit.: pre- 11 of a lily friend, lmt it re-1* with ill it l.tdy liieitd to m ike him conscious of it. Si loir^ as you -ay; "1 | enjoy the o 1 ?r of a ^ > ?d cijjir, or' don't throw awav your ci^ir on my accouul, 1 w mldii't for the World deprive yon of your i vid lit j "Vti. tit of the li ijjiaot Weed and kin li e 1 remarks of at load implied appro\ ;1> i.wl < . I ....r . d. .i i.... . i ... .f ..I.. ? . .. ? ? v. i ..O W-.1 si ' i ?T v.1I v? lob.ice ? s.n >ke clinging i t the lace cart tins in the pirio! ; -*!.?!: s?e y n| ig .1 .1 >:i the porch, in company with mother and sister, fed elevated, an I the wil do group eiiveh pcl in a cloud of cigar suiuko. \t?d, wuist of all, Wo shall ciu'otliitir, 011 tlic street, yo iu4: 10 lie. a.; 1 gentlemen together, the hit. lor pulling away at th it ever-present ei.; nr. I Now, girls, the (juestion of reform in this matter lii - firmly with y ui. tlive y uu* young gentlemen I: lends to understand I most unmistakably (hat you consider it a i hr udi of goo 1 breeding?)is. 11 imperii 1 net.eo for th. in to smoke i:t your pro-a nee. Don't allow it, any where, under any e'rcu n. sttsnces, and y?ui will have d<>M more in the work of r.dbrni than all the utterances .,f our learned "M. 1) V as to the physic 11 ! injury wrought hy this habit, as Well as the ; careful coiupntations of the piudeiit, show1 iug the immense waste in dollars an 1 cent i. 1 Vol N?l \V iMK.n's I'xioNS ? >1 i<s WiU ' l:inl iii lior tvjioit : "li a youo" holy ' sr.jn rintriiiiciil ofyoun^ jimjiIo's work wore ' s^can >1 in each 1 ?cil I di u. :nrl It'll li to i ii'.i. t lior iVii'inls in her own Way, wo .should 1 soon see I ho pi't'SiMit apathy oli ni? to i;:terost .m ! t nthnsiasm,'' Why n ?t Irv the { i hi i li.' yonno latli- a thu> appointed rati write to Mrs I'annio .1 l>arne<, 1 rvin., I'l.io.', Now York Citv, f >r in-trno. i ?!*. III'MAN Foili ... ii l\ Tk.NNKSSKK J Il??tKs.?A correspondent of the N i-diviile t .(mn't in t -lis >?l < > :i * t- tri ii ! ) ??]'. i ts ; *. in i l If i '< it a II I '!( l it t -V It \ lli 'S t | wot or Nashville- "At this point II irpelli j Riwr f irms a h uscsh >e l>. nd. in tkitiz t cir j ?. c lit. nt six utiles, ami doubling buck on ; t itself to witliiti SO or 1*0 yards. In tho heel I ! of the shoe rises a rid^e, forming almost I i : a p ?r|?.?:jdie'.?! ir bluff ?u h?th side*, extend . . j ii?_j at* 'it li ill*a mile > "ith in the direction i i of the toe ot the shoe. It rises to the height i j of about 40 ) f.-et, an I a* the hi^hM p int i is not lujfo than eijrht feet wide on the top, ; I with a porpendiouI.tr faee on the east side < J ft;- 10) teet or more?that i _ a piu tub line suspended froui the edjje of the precipice at the t -p would hang clear 1T 100 feet or j more before jl would eueouuter any ubstrue- ? at tne bed of the river is j | so4>e 90 yards wide, but the slope which I 1 brings it lu that width at the bottom is j j mostly on the western side. "At the highest point oil the crest ofthis ( ridgj is a ii it surface rock, aud on that i ! roek are imprinted ?ix and i haiit;ik> of | human feet, To so tracks t. e in h' ttcd i j into the rock as much as a quarter ^ I of an inch, or in soni: places nnri The ; j tracks are of bare feet, toes all pointing in ( the same direction?toward the east. Most ? ^ of the tracks ire as perfect as if they had i booh imprinted on moist sand or earth.? ^ They aie in three pairs. The fir-' or lurg- j c-t pi r is I'uthest north. They are ie>s ] ^ I than the average size man's foot, and lurg- ! j cr than the average sz: woman's fool, 0110 j , .? little in adv. lice of the other. The next i pair is oil the south side, hut near to the , liist. In size and appearance they roprc- j ' sent she tracks of a child liliecn or eighteen i , 111.) It lis old. Tho traeL of the ri 'lit lb it of I , this pair is turned in a little at the Iocs, an 1 i a tin- toes of lhut loot are turned down, as we j often see cdnldreu, when tirslTuaruing to walk >, end avor to eluteh the floor with their Im-s, ! as if to avoid falling or slipping. The j ^ ! topographical relati > j of these tracks to the , , 1 it"ii'* ones indicates t'. it the cY.I I might ' c have been ho ling to the linger or hand of t the larger persou. J c ".South of these littio tracks, but near to j a them, is the third pair, indicating :i child j t some I'otfr to six years old. The-.? last wore [ | I made hy a h-iu'iful piir off-.;., a; ! no as pretty traeks as a eh.Id ever in ..is in the | | ! dust or soft earth. All of these tracks aie | , within three or lour feet < f the edge of t j the precipice on the eastern side, as a!. ady j j 1 escribed. I5.it I ii ive said there w is a h ill'track, which is the most iiiUre.stit.g | lualUi'J oil toe tablet. 'J his hail' (rack id , L printed on the very edge of the pivcij ice> , and represents the ii -el an I hinder hi'fof the fool froui the middle oflhe instep luck, t | and would indicate that the toes an 1 front | ^ pu t of the loot pr.'j cti d over the precipice ' . ! or that the lock had broken off at that, point | This half ilack is of the lar a si/. - or ! i Jul of t!ivj :ul lit p T) >;i, an 1 i:ji ii I itoly j in It 'iitul iho I ir^o |Mii of u n;ki ;?!. . ."ly , j uioutioiiml." Sri::uin<; Iimsii Nkwv -Dublin, December ! ?. i \ j ?The official gi/.ctle an ler -lireel- i | log ihe f ir.vinir.! of i'I <; < ; i?o /?/*A W-rid of Dccc. nber '.Mi, for i lie reason, a i he or lor : guiles, that they c.-atnin matter inciting to nets I if vinlor.cc an I i nt i i .lotion. Mr. Jenkinson, director of the cri.nin i: investig iii ni -lopirt uicni, Mr. t'lirron, Queen's c jiiiiso', mi I Mr. ! Million, supci iiitcndcnt of detective.-;, resumed 1 heir private iiiijuiry to day. Tliey have ici coivo'l information ?f the existence of tw. .secret 4 1 organizations in Dublin, the object ol one tietug | tlie overthrow <>f the g ?veiMine it iti n fiir tight, and I lint of t he ot ior the ass issiuatiou of inforin- , f ur.s. Tiie disclosures have lail hare an extraor- j dinary state of tilings, tint the police are res >- j lute y silent as to the*particulars of the facts i | revealed. I ( ;\ iiii?i..\i t umkiih inn1? la'Mi'ioii, ccci m b.T l'?.?A letter si nc i llory llil.s was received I : . . , I ' ;it the il<? nc ollioe l ist evening, threatening thai within the next few days one or m >re of tho ' * (i )Vvrnmenl .Mic--~, or < une itht large building, ( 1 wittl 1 la* set on tire is :i re! i! i >ii f.,p tliu ex- 1 ccuiion of the three en in 'It v iy yesterday j | for tho murder of the Joyce family, The police ' ut the tiovcrnniciil o dices lit.-j o msuqwently 1 ee t doubled i:t ii inihur. I'o Mkii ro I> . vs ii ? Dublin, I?i?o tn'ier lf>. ' flionius lliggius was conviete I an I scnlencd to le.itlito iiy f >r itieip i'i >ii i.i the iiint ler ! of ih two 1111 141 vs, I \r It'iann's bailiffs, ? A i.i.n; i itt; IIi.viimj. ? The business of killing j an 1 i ;tleliin^ alit|( tt :: provi les occupation for i' quite a number of persons in our State. Tho ' ' hi lo of a large a lio u ,r is worth ^1 to It j i.s almost a lay's t isk t > skin a lar?o o r\ Al... iigalor oil, which has at first a most unpleasant | , smell, i? uiueii v iliac 1 as a re nr iy fa rlieumu ti.stn. r.-h.-: mm so u 'times eit portions of the ' animal's 1> idy. The flesh of the t.iii, ivlien cooketi, is sat I to ho like veal i:i look and like p > k in taste. Yvin.; one' are bought by dealers it J from r.'j tu .1 a ilontso, if not ??v?r ono fool in j Vi!~:h. 15:s-v fetch a much hiffhrr nrico wln-u j i el sulci, as i liey arc hurl to keep alive, Tliero i ] i? sin iiier(M-?o in tlie selling price of "? > cents i > ' SI for every ?v 1 111 it :ii 1 fill iv f i certain . !mi;?i!i. illicit jiv< sixleon i? ?:.;!iicou inches Ilo?l5 ire ol'ieii foiin 1 liy lo/.ens in slrslloiv water, an I they w-iy l>e li:i lie I witlioiit iroiMe, proI vi led llio <?M one I its u ! i iko nl ir i. M -i si!ii<Mtor ' ".lic.s are csti.iliy liulle lniiitciv sis ; well, j uiiiii^ ? ill llie . li 1111 IVoin iiwlis witli si I h'o.lco ! i Two On.vrotts?The l'hiludi lphia /.' orif sa vs. an.! rulv, th.it no no w l.o 1<: ? .1 ver ho aril M .b lugorsnll 1-ot'i.o will deny lr.it ho i.s i r.ir > or.it >r th.t hi* v.?r?! tainting is a underfill and liin eloijueneej ;ut ranoing. Tho /?''< <?/ ,/, Imw.'Vi r. <jm t-< 1 !?:?>?-:?jri- S i ! 11 a s i in II .! liwre.l Sumin toforo last at K itisas City, Mo , by a Cnih lio priest, Kov Father David S. lMie! ti, ii'St. l<nui>, ivhieh is tjuilo eijual to any liing Ingersoll has s?id Having asserted t lh.it the idea of the soul and the faith in its ! inuiortslity must have emtio down from I ibove. :.s earth eould not have taught it. nor } jould death have inspired it, the reverend | Father said: If there is no hereafter, then life s one loudebauch, and the highest ;ducattoii is to know how t<? find and how jest to enjoy pleasure. If there is no icrcaftor; virtue is a deceit a id heroism s a lie. See that young man bleeding from a hundred wounds. He died in lefeuce of a Inmor. If there is ( to hereafter, that tiohlent of deeds will g>: orover unrewarded. See that young sis .or in the hospital bending over a victim if the plague; to morrow site will sue.'tt nb. nid a rapid ri le and a hasty sepulture will vward her devotion. 11 there is no here tfier, her eh irity met a sorry requital. S e [hat matt holding n afVrightodJchiid at the vinduw of a hurning building. lie holds t long enough for a sturdy companion to ;rasp it from belaw, and he theu falls back uto his fiery tomb. If there is no hcrcifirr, suelfs.teriliee is heartless and unuicau ng cruelly, See that jruop of soldiers unrolling by to the heatiug of the drum. I'heii country has eall'd, riul ^thcy goto Ici'end hi r honor on the battle field. They bllowallu%l (la g iutogho thick of the fight, md when the bugle sounds the retreat cw return from _t lie carnage. Those brave oldiers died with their faces to the foe, ami b C i smile was stumped on their features it: loath. 11' there is no hereafter, their he" oisin was suicide and theii courage a mock ry of fate. Kuthly tile is closed itt death he grave terminates all consort and assotiition with things % >f tint ', lei', wafted, iljnve the bier, th wreck, the tomb, 11 its he sweet voice of liod, saying : "I am the il'e." Contrast the th wo with the iVtlowlug Votn one of Colonel Ingersoll's lectures, and aeautii ul andeuder as is the language of he inli lei orator, lli it >1 I'uthei i'helun si.v,'s nothing by the coutputison : Next to eternal joy; next to being forever >i.!i those We 1 ive an I th sc who have !.v 1 next to that is to be wrapped in the lreain iik : drapery of eternal death lfp ?!' ill : vh i I iwy sit ire ?f d - at <i the sc i of rouble casts no wave. Kyes that have ceii ericurtaincd by the everlasting dark vill never ku ?.v again the toneh of tears, hips that have been touched by the eternal deuce will never utter another word of ;rLi". Hearts of ! . ' 1 > n it break. The ad do not weep. A Wkmhno FNTrKRrprr.n?Uy tLc iv.-y. IS ill ir. 1 Siatih t?; 1 ?. > :i .-"ory uf i X nth L'uroiinu wedding, li rum this way : It was i i the Ctrolina backwoods, a country juitplo and a Country parson. Though a IJiptist. the mini iter wore an old surplice. \\ hc'ii h >1.1 finiiii 1 the eorenimiy ho uiil: ''An' tlioiii'iiin who tiud Ii.'itli joined"? ' Slop thai", parson," s.-.hl ?! ? , i 'don't say ihem'uiiR ; say these'uns !" ' .Jo .it,' s ltd tile par.vni, ,-J ceoli you at ichoo!, and I sty th-iin'uiis.** Thoso'uns," shouted the groom, drawing lis pint d Tito parson scoiner the movement fired 1 lii\<u^ii h.s surplice and the groom dropped lead ? winging the parson as lie wont down. I'll ore was a lively fnsilade of perhaps thirty hols. When iho smoke cleared away a J < i:.ir Jozi n in n were 011 the floor. The ? jride peeping over the pulpit to which she lad fled for refuse, gazed mournfully on h ; scene and said : ''Thcin a sidf cock in' pistols is a play in* liell with my prospects!"' ();' f'Uiw; the story is an impossihlc one, aril yet, sail Mr. Smith : ' That is the staple story of the South that is circulated in i believed hroiighout the North. While such a thing could hardily have happened I in Nor'h Carolina any more than in New York the average Northern man smiles incredulously v.'o a y ui tell him ihat tho pcrf.>riiiauco is improbable at a Carolina w.-U'iing. Ail rstlr ti'; invitation to <]i:>ncr c >nclu. tied w ill i'i -: WMils: '1 hive asked four minds in ym." ' Timuks," replied t!i" uncultured one, "I'm awful so ry mil l<? con . hut ii ivo already accepted an invitation to dine villi four stomachs l!u? same ni^tl." O I.lino sh< u'd i n!y l r npp'icl in a finely divid 1 condition ml lint ii sin ill loop*, a? i> fVi-ij i i i \j i i in'. 'I ho liner the |.,11i > , t'. . >: ?,. on n "liu'o 11=* action. Ahviri" to \ \ in \?i Man ?Put bo liii'.iP, niv boy; don't do mom tliim?s. Cultivate a tV??lii??5 ??t* kin hie*s, a spirit of charily bro.fl ami pure I r null ami tilings. Holieve ihi bc.-i <>!'overybo ! , have faith in Immunity, ami as you think better of other people. yoll will ho holler yourself You oin. \>i'11 some aoeuaev, measure a in iu*5 character by the esteem iu which ho hohlu oth> r iuoii When I hoar a niau ro? peaio'ly declaring thai all other men nro knaves, I want a strut:;; indorsement on that man's paper hcforc I'll haul him money. When a uiuii atone* mo that ali tho Utnporuneo men in I ho town tak?i their drinks ou ill sly, 1 w mid n't leave that ui.iii ami my private demijohn?if I had j one?together iu a room five minutes. When a 111:111 tolls me that he doesn't know j one preacher who isn't a hypocrite, I have [ all the evi lence I want that that man is a liar. Nine times in ten, ami frcquent'y nftener, you will find that men endeavor t ? dia .guru *;j o;'..cr ai.a with their cwn ? weaknesses, failings and vice*. 8t) my boy, think well and charitably of people, for the world is lull of good people. And if you are mean, you cannot conceal it. People will know it. Our unfortunato human fondness for gossip always puts us in pesessiv?n of all the worser qualities of each other. Don't you and your intimate friends, my hoy, discus- the weak and evil points in your in ighbor character? Of course you do; and when you are the absent 11.ne, bo assured, Tclemachus, that your friends are in iike manner dissecting you. Indeed they are. They know all about you, and that which you would have least known, they know the best. And, at any rate, my son, you know it, and that is enough. Sometimes I wonder what a mean man thinks about when he goes to bed. When he turns out the light and lies down. When the darkness closes in about him and ho is alone and compelled tube honest with himself. And not n briirht thought, m.t a manly act, not a w.?rd o! blessing, not a grateful look, conies to bless hini again. Not a penny dropped mil ino out*trci neu , w'ui r poverty, nor iho b;i?in of a loving \v rd d copped into an aching heart; no sunbeam of encouragement cast upon a struggling lif.-; no strong light hand of fellowship reached out to help some fallen uian to his Icet?when none of theae thit gs come to hiiu as the "(1ml hle.-.s i you" of the departed day, how he must halo i himself. Now liMtiust try to roll awry from himself ami sleep on the other side of the bed. When tlie only victory lie can think of is some mean victory, in which l:o has wronged a neighbor, no wonder he alw ays sneers when lie tries tosinile. How pure and (air and good all the r< st of the world must look 1 to him, and how cheer'cm a d dusty and dreary must his own path appear. Why, ! even one lone, isolated act of nieanii ss is enough to scatter cracker crumbs in tho bed of the average, ordinaly man, and what must he the feelings of a man whose whole life is given tip to mean acts '! When tin ro is so much suffering and heartache and misery ' v ' 1 ? "hj- hc.uhl yuu add j one pound of wickedness or sadness to tho ! gMio;al huiden? I'on't bo mean, my boy. 'Sullhr itijii-lin thousand times ratio t j than commit it once ?llurliiujlnn Unic/cry* Hkti'kk Tii.w Ihu.inrs.?Wc so heart. tily and thoroughly^ endorse (lie following ontiiiiciit from (ho Now Yoik Star, (hat wo copy the extract ii: which it is cell* vcytd, as a substitute lur anything (hat wo may say on the subject, am! earnestly coins mend its perusal (o our young men : Young i men of int..-Dig no ; ami culture ami nohlo | purpose can earn more money honestly, prc| servo their self-respect better, build up hap-' pi< r iioiiie.s, ami ].j mure lor the woild out of politics than in it. And the steady tendene;, in (his country is to reduce political reputations to their proper dimensions, and increase the importance of private eutornrixn* 1 he man who builds up a great productive industry, giving employment to hundreds of people ; who makes a useful invention ! which adds to human comfort and power > J who aehievis distinction iti any of the pro! Cessions or arts ; who does an}thing anyI where for the good of his fellow-men, wins i a surer and and n ore sat i-lying reward than ! any ordinary political success can bring.? | While every American citi/.-n should tako .'iii activo interest in politics, all who have talent and education and industry and char* actor, an 1 in ins to preserve their honesty and sell'respect, should shun p iluics as a business." ? A writer in an exchange paper says . | discovered in my y a s ago thai wood could b' made to 'a->t longer than iron io i he ground, but thought the process so si.nplo tli a it w is u >t w.'i! t> nnki a at r about it. Th s posts can be prepared for .' is than two cents apiece. This is the recipe: Tike holed linsjol oil and stir in pulverized coal t?the consistency of paint. I'utacoatof this over the timber, and there is not a man that will live to see it rot* - * I Under obligation : "Oh, yes," wh said, I "I Would lend Krod the iiinnov if it wasn't for oij'j consideration. I liato to put uiysolfiui'l r su :h obli.j it ions to :i nan. II I 1 ail liiui tin money I should have to associate wit11 iiiin right along, so as to strike llio Pu-t c!imoj of getting it back." Ono of the Lest methods of keeping ma* ii ii .-4 i- t> ! i a v o it under a leaky roof, which kc. ps it iii t, but pr.jy it* ;v:i-!iiiig au l ' dietuliiiig by tain..