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MRS. LOFTY ANI) I. ] * t ; , Mrs. Lofty keeps a carriage, "* So do I; 8 She has dopplc-grnys If draw it, ' None have I; . ( She's no prouder with her coatehmau ( Than am I, { With my blue eyed laughing baby, Trundliug by. J I hide his face lest she should see 1 The cherub boy and envy rae. I Her fine husband has white fingers, j Mine bus not; Ho could giro his bride a palace? Mine, a cot. 1 Hers comes homo beneath the star-light, Ne'er caresses she ; Mino comes in tho purple twilight, ? Kiases mo. Anil prays lhat ho who turns life's sands i\ ill hold his loved ones in his hands. Mrs. Lofty lias her jewels, 80 have I; She wears hers upon her bosom, Inside I; Who will leave hers at death's portal, Hy-jind-by ; I shall bear my treasure with 1110 When 1 die. For I have love, an I she has gold? 8hc counts her wealth?mine can't be told. fe\\t l'Vfc 'one?lr"Tic'heart lieside 'ino? Glad am I. I'd not change it for a kingdom, No, not I; God will weigh it in his balanco, lly-and-by, And tlicto tho diff'rencc He'll define "1'wixt Mrs. Lofly's wealth and tninc. lars at I'ic-Nics.?The lap is unques* tionably a most useful and admirable organWhen cxpauded, the .lap will admirably hold fiflccu quarts of chestnuts, peaches, ap{)les or other desirablo fruit, and there have icon women whose laps would hold the entiro supply of hair pins required for their back hair?though, of course, laps of these enormous dimensions arc somewhat rare. It is, however, at pic nics and tea parties that ii - l - i* 1 it. i* i_ 1 ? me spicnuiu cnpauiiiuus ui (iiu leuiaie lap arc especially displayed. It is an easy matter lor a lady, while engaged on a pic nic, to hold a plate of salad, another of pickled oysters, a third of ice cream and a fourth of cake, together with a cup of coffee, on hnr lap at one and tho same time. In feats of this kind the female lap is uuiquo. The young man who tries to hold food on his knocs invariably comes to grief. The utmost he can hope ter do is to balance for a brief period a plate of salad on tho ridge of his legs, from which it soouer or later slips, with the most painful coi.sequeuccs. As for holding a tea-cup or coffee-cup on his knees, ho recognizes the impossiblity of the thing. His only resource is to deposit it ou the floor, or on the grass close by his side, after which he usually steps on it, or at least kicks it over. This indicates iu the clear* est manner that man is not a pic-nicking animal. Without laps, pic-nies are dangerthere is no way iu wliich art can* remedy the niasculiue deficiency of lap. Let women go to pic uics if they choose. They can do so without violence to their clothing; but uiau is trying iu the face of nature when he undertakes to sit on the grass and to manage six differcut kinds of food. It is true, that pic nics consisting of women alone would not be popular. Ycung men lire needed both to cat the legs of chickens and to iso a mile and a half in ilm enn in bring water for tho lemonade.?W. Y. Times. . Vampire Bats in Brazil.?Probably no part of the empire is more afflicted than a portion of the proviuco or DaWta. the scourge of vampires. Whole herds of cattlo arc sometimes destroyed by this venomous bat. Jt was a long matter of conjecturo how tho auiuial accomplished the insidious and deadly work; but scientific men have now decided that the tongue, which is capable of considerable extension, is furnished at its extremity with a number of papilla), which ure so arranged as to form au organ of suction, the lips having also tubercles symmetrically arraruvHLIiafi^i, ,,, , i i | r'nTnii V r -,-'ou),0l ^ww^pl'tioalDiy by tho J ""huiafi, needle-liko teeth, is a fine, round hole, the bleeding from which it is very difficult to stop. It is said thut the wings of 1 t this deadly bat fly around, during the opor- t ' ntion of woundjng and drawing the blood, t with groat velooity, thus fanning . v . - O J tiui aud lolling while the terriblo work is 1 in progress. Some of tbepe creataves mess- < urc two feet between tiro tips of their wings; 1 and they are often found in great numbers { in deserted dwellings in the outpjurte. of, a this city. * The negroes and Tndisaiwespe- J cially dread them, and there aro numerous \ superstitions among the natives in rogard 1 to thom.? Cor. N. Y. Herald. 1 - - g Died Siiufflino Cards.?Ilcr name t was Laura. She >vas a handsomo young '\ woman, hardly 21. Recently she went \ from Salisbury to Danvillooti an excursion, h and there rcuiaincd in a den of vice. The w other day she died in one of the Souther- T lin buildings back of Craghead street. She was^dyiiig alone. The news got wind and people sought the placo to see her die.? tc Thero 6hc lay, tbo dance of denth in her Gi oyc, and with a pack of cards in her hands Si she would shuffle them nervously aud gaze >] around the room. th "Say!" she cried, "how much have von y uv got to put up 1" and who cut tho cards as if an , at idajtf Then licr thoughts turned to tfiet 0f old home, a child agaiu, and like a waodering bird returned to its nest, her spirit seemed to flutter for a lullaby from her bo mother's lap. "Mother, rest!" she screamed, bl< but it must have called up different pie- ?iu turcs on the wall, for she grew weaker and bu weaker, and her eyes rolled wildly ns tho drc world got darker-?one, two, three?she was "A gone. The crnwd af curious ones moved' rfin off?Hriihvillc, N. 0., Timtl. bit I A if'. '? 11 'A-*--. -^1? 1IDDLED WITH BULLETS 1H HIS C*U * A vigilance committee, composed of from lixty to 100 men, each armed to tho teeth, ,ook poscssioif of Versailles, iud.f wn M^u-* lay night, and compelled all the it^abiuuts to keep off tho streets whilj, Jiil jrowbnrs, they lorcojl an entrance lUto^iiKc ail in which Tom Boyd who assaulted Miss 1 Stcvcus last spring, was confined. The jail room occupied by hiu) and by two other prisoners committed for lurceoy is about sixteen feet square. It is low and liugy, and is enclosed by a stone' wall eighteen inches or two feet thick. As Boyd was aroused, he sprang to the middlo of the room, cutircly naked. When the first blow was struck on tho door, ho exclaimed, "What do you want?" c,Wo want Tom Boyd," was the rcsponso. Then said Boyd, pretending to recognize a man's voice from Moore's 11 ill: lni? wlinl rl/\ vnn WOhf l?f til fir' The reply was: 4*\Yo will show you iu a uiinwtc." . JJoyd then tried to stop their entrance with a picco of timber braced against tho door, but, frightened away or thiukiug himself unequal to the task, he again went to the middle of tho room, and there he squared hiuiRidf Jot .a. Jim /l*tevv.sTklT<AFfti 1 not go lor naught, even iu uu unequal contest with powder and ball. Whilo this scene was in progess sonic one from the outside was heard -to say, "Shoot." The answer from the man at the door was. "I can't yet." Then iu an iustaut latter they were inside, "Put down your hands," muttered one of the blackened vigilauts. Boyd complied with the order, aud then the fusiladc was begun. The first shot took effect under his right arm aud whirled his form slightly, offering his left breast as a better target. A revolver was put so near to this mark that in the discharge the skin of the victim was badiy powder marked. Two shots followed the hist iu quick succession, and two more balls entered Boyd, one immediately above and one immediately below the left nipple. He still coutiuucd to whirl, fiually bringing up against the stouo wall, his blood spurtiug from every wouud.* llcrc he gradually sauk upon his hands and knees, and here his uiaddeud assailauts followed, continuing to fire. Ou his bauds and knees, with two balls through his lioart and unable to g.T--p a cry for mercy, ho was still a target fur the avengers. Two uioro balls lodged in his head, and still another and another entered hi# body, until fifteen bullet holes told of the unerring aim of'the marksmen, who stood ouly an arm's length away. Five minutes were, perhaps consumed in gaining an entrance to the jail; in fivo uiinutcs more the object of tho vigilauts' mission was accomplished. , Boyd was dead. In thirty miuutcs after entering Versailles all the vigilauts were gone.? ti. .... i? ? -.i- ? ?i jl ucj auuu ?nuj m?i ijuicujr ua i>ucjf uuu A New WAy to Pay Old Debts.? A proposition has recently bcwi piade that the national debt can cow be pnifrolfby thd* ' imposition of an annaal tax 820 on gcueiJpiTa," 810 on '-colonels," and 85 ou- "majors." There is no doubt of this. Th<r cnoruwms h revenue that would accruo from such J> source would iu a very short time wipe out (he entire debt. After this it could be apt" plied to the settlement of the labor probloui, as the fund would be sufficient to mako a handsome distribution per capita for the whole country. It is a wonder that General Duller and Mr. Kearney have not thought of this before. It would be no use to impose a tax on any title below the rank of "major," for Captain Vance, the appointment clerk of the Treasury Department, says that so fur as he can discover ho is tho only "captain" left, either of tho Union op Confederate armies. This is sad, bat ia lica of "captains," a tax might be paid on "judges." Even in the present dull times there arc not less than 2,000 "judges" in Washington alone, and the "generals" and "colonels" aro simply count - rfiA-u'ageS squeese^it out.? f Haltimore Srm. * r?A Parable.?Once thero was a mulo.? tt had n pair of limbor legs with heels on .he end of them. Mule thought his master lid not gave him enough to cat. So one luy as the boas was passing behind him he ifted ap his heels and boosted him to the >thor side of the barn... JCbis is what. Air. Male calls a strike. Ilo thought ho ooald ;ct all the corn he wanted now. Presently wanted.water. Ho didn't get it tb&igh.? fit: wanted corn. He didn't get thit. He Dent tI*J 1' * - * * .vui M> uou mat nignt without his supper, lext day he didn't have to work; he didt't lave to cat, eather. All he had to do was to tnnd and think. lie couldn't imagine why hut master of his didn't como to feed him. 'he next day was the snmo, and tho next, icforc that mule got anything to cat ngain ? o had grown so gaunt and gentlo that he ras willing to keep his heels on tho ground, 'he strike had ended. ah Light Bread.?Two quarts of flour, ono ;aspoonful of salt, half a teacup of yeast, ic ogg, woll beaten, ono pint of water. C ift the flour and divido it into three parts, ix one-third in tho batter, one-third in a jar to rise in, and pour the other third or the hatter. Let it -stand two hours d. then wonk it well, adding a small pieev ?ui lard before ??? - . J Hartford Timet: A little five-yonr old ? y, residing with his parents in the Cheney >ck, was asked by * lady a few days ico for a kiss. HcflhmedWt^ly complied, t the lady, noticing that the little fellow ^ If his hands across his lips, remarked, M ,h, but yon are robbing it off." . "No, I w 't," was the quick rejoinder. "I'm rub- ^ ig it in 1" J ^ ? 4H - %' d* * ? i * ^ K , ^ I * > ^ /C arafr?rato< I I I >. VEGETINE For Bflliois, Remittent, and ^ pteifiittent Fever, Kg'X^S ' ' 1 ul Ind^cribehlo ohllljr so nut ion down the apine, j JrtiiA to incraaeedby moving ftpjiL a bloo llnra to A tha akin, and ?nat Uetieaanaaa ancf debility, Vkag- _ aafe aq4 poeltlve remedy. It tacom- 11 poonaed exelmalvelr from tbnjaioeaof can-fully a?. c ivotad barka and herbe, and ao atrongly concentrated thai It la one of the jnroateet rlaanaera or Ibo Hood that la or oan be pat together. Viwrrnii Kee not atop wit bbreak in* G'hflla nnd Fe ver.but t extends tta wonderCel Inflnanoe into every put oi ha human ayatetn, aid entirely eradicate# trwj aiut or dlaaaea. VcorxiKK intra WOT aot u spewtrful catbarflo. or debUitatethe bowelaandoamatho ratiant to dread other sorieb* complaints which moat oeritably follow i built atrlkee at the root of dlaaaaw tf pirajlni the Blood, feetoraa tha liver una uanoye to healthy aotlOh, regit lotee tho boar ? ? and aaslsta Nature in performing all tho ^ vTKonunds?dt invalids are' suffering to-day ftone ha effeetaof ponrrful narrative noetmm#, right in I quantities of" quinine nod * olaan Moea of ancnlc, neither of which aver have, or fagwula, teaon th* true oanse of their oomplaiqt. \ i MlP^WIAIV^ VCVtCMWC wok* (a the human system in perfect harmony with r-Vr"'r j and while it U ploaaantto the MMk.mnladto the Btemsoh.and mllcl inits iaflusntfn _ D>pp?lKat*iHf7 sra being cnmeiVEuKTIlfa li Wnrolv Yewrtnblc MfHllrjnc, compound*? UBpD scientiflo pnnciplos. It la iidorsed by the beef Hiiliilnf where Its virtues here bo eh tested. is teoomfljeuded oi^y where inrtllcluc in weeded, jjdu woj^routuro gt ?heap wtutko/ icld under the CUres Health, Strength, and Appetite. *s daughter bee rfeceired rreat benefit frem the nee of VkoetihK. Her declining health wee a ouroe of great anxiety to all of her frienda A few boMtee of the Veoktin* restored her health, ttrengtit and appetite. N/li. TlU)|Ur 49 VECETINE Police Testimony. " ^ ( Boitok. Nov. Ik 187*? * Pair Si>,?during the peat Ore yeare I bam had ample opportunity to judge of the merita of Yeoxtftifx. Mr wife baa uaedlt for cmffplaints attending a lady of delicate health, with morebeneficial result* than anything Ola* Which ahe prer tried. I hare gtven it to my children under alraolt Kttry cirtlUM ' OfW offfloknom. X t^esfeeUngly reoornmifit Vtm rtaa. and 1 never knew ef a cane where it did rfhi proreall that waa claimed for it. Part I oo larljrti peaeaof a debilitated or impoverished state of the blood Its effects are really ewonderful; and for Ul complaint* srieinu from an impure state of the bltyxt it appears to work like a charm, and I do not believa there are any circumstances under which VjtoEtlKg can be used with mlunotis roeults, and it Mil always afford roe pleasure io irfr? any further iuTonuaUoa < as to what hbottt Yw^JJ.V Mlix^ ^ VECETINE >, Prepared hy H. R. STF,VRXH- TUuttan-Maga Vegetine 1? Sold by all Druggists. HA^D-PAN REACHED! NEW GOODS! NEW GOODS!! WE are now receiving a well selected Stock of STRING GOODS at prices to suit tho times, # CONSISTING OF j I>J1Y GOODS, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC. CLOTHING, FROM THE COMMONEST TO THE BEST ENGLISH WORSTED. G ASSIMERJES , YIUGIMl AMU MOKTIfi:iiM. PRICES DOWN. STAR SHI R.T|ve ^ ^AnTPfl* Aliin i nWXjW X 9 JNITN COLLARS AKD OTTFFS. A LARGS LINE 07 LADLES' AND GENT'S Silk Tic* and Kid Gloves, Ilaiabarg Edging*. Exhibition Ruffling*. A NEW AND FULL STOCK OF Ladle*', Gent'* and Children's Hose. Cordod sAd figured Piques, ] IN pREAT VARIETY. ~ ' ftJboU, latest styles and colors. hardware, / Wooden ware, i Tinware. a BRIDLES AND SADDLES. I SADDLE BLANKETS. 1 A^LE and POCKET CUTLERY. Oifr Stock of Hand made and Custom-mado I i CA^'T BE BEAT. Evfry 4P#ir Warranted. iR^CERlES, i Sugar, Coffee, Molasses. ' llioe, deist, Tiacoa.v ' * Dl Flour, Salt, Corn <md CoVq Meal. {JL Wefrtie detormine<l lo sell. Call and examioo rgttods and compare our prioea, 4l?X2 A HVNPUBIES, 3 \prlf 10' t . 16 if m BURN HAM'S Inn WARRANTED BEST & CHEAPEST. . S Abo, Ml III NH MACHINERY. \ 5gy PRICES REDUCED APR. 20, T3. ? ' rempbletafroe. Orric*, Tona, Pa. M un614 24 Ci* j w NEW ARRIVALS i 3. W. PORTER'S CHEAP CASH STORE. , . ;o: % ' [ [HAVE just returned fropi Market whero I purchased n heavy stock of all kinds of Goods t tlio very lowest prices, and 1 intend to give ny customers the benefits of my low-priced pur- J, liases. ' MY STOCK CONSISTS OP ' SPRING AND SUMMER" ( DKY GOODS ? OF THE LATEST STYLES. A BEAUTIFUL ASSOttTMENT j OF NOTIONS ; DRESS TRIMMINGS, LADIES AND GENTS' BONNETS AND HATS. A FULL STOCK OF HOSIERY, The Best make and Latest Styles 4=3 Ribbons, Laces, Neck Ties GROCERIES! In Groceries I hare as fine & slock ne can be seen in Town. HARDWARE! For Plantation, Garden and Honseliold Use. T ? f.-? T I. e ?1 .i ti l Ill Uibi 1 lin e guv ui^Ui^ uu^iuiug jrvu oau , call for, and I am determined to SELL CHEAP FOR OASH. CA LL lit:FOIiE YO U IIUY ELSE WL1ERE. H. IV. PORTKll. March 29 _ 18 tf RICE& MC'LURE i ARB IN RECEIPT OF q^TETR USCAL?SU1TLIKS OF? SPRIXO nud SllJf HER GOODS, WHICH they coirmcnd to the attention oT purchasers. They arc enabled to display ttlujl lino of i 8UTOUNADES, LINENS, TWEEDS Af^> . CASSMMhftES, | FOlt MEN AND" BOYS' WEAR. Also an unusually largo and attractive assortment of LADIES' DRESS GOODS, Embracing tho latest Novelties, at marvolouuly low prices. Together with everything in FANCY AND STAPLE GOQDS< CALL AND SEE OUR BARGAINS. No objection to showing Goods, if wo don't Sell. HAMBURG EMBROIDERIES, Hosiery in great variety, Ladies' and Gent's Silk Ties. Linen Cuffs and Collars. Kid and Lisle Gloves, AN ELEGANT 2 BUTTON KID GIiOVE FOR 45 CENTS, I with many other things useful and ornamental, i at the CHEAP STOllE of KICK & McLURE. j April 20 17 ' REIDVILLE I EM ALE COLLEGE SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S. O. 1TBXT SESSION BEGINS SEPT. 8th, 1878, 75 Student* In attendance) last Session* BOA III) (EVERYTHING FURNISHED) fllJOO PES MONTH. Y. SMITH \ M. . rbB^A: Q; SIMMONS' ORIGINAL AND GENUINE LITER MEDICINE, lht>t TJU.-1 ..... ?.wK?gw, wun directions, for grata!* " one distribution. It eoth von nothing, it may tare your lift. Apply to DIt. B. F. BAWLS, J Druggist, -j No 1, East Union. J June 28 20 If j KEEPS' SHIRT* A RF.undoubtedly the boat and oheapest made. _ rV They are not only manufactured of the jst material,?best Wamsutta muslin, with irco-ply all Linen bosoms?but they are guar, . mteed to fit. We sell both the oomplete and irtly-made, at 0 for 90. A set of gold plated ittons with each boa of the partly made. K10K k MoLUKB. , July 12 . 88 , . tf p." a. rnai|mj;KD.' ^ Attorney at Law, union C. H.; ?. CI. u< MartTO 8 ^ If ' School Notice. I IBS C. M. Bcld will open a school for ' young ladles and ohildren in the town of |" don, on Monday, the l'Jth day 6f August 1 let*. 81 * fi 'HE COLUMBIA'- REGISTER -vPUQ^ISUED? Daily* Tri-Weekly uid Wockljr, r. ?At? (OL1MIUA, N Terms op bubsowption; , DAILY. Ine YcAr.itu J7 (Hi lis Months.. ? 00 'lircc Months iuus 1 7*} rm-WEKKL Y. )no Year 00 Six Months..; 2 CO fhrco Months..?.ii. I lb WEEKLYi )no Year $2 00 Six Months ...; 1 00 rkree Months CO riio Organ of the Patrons of Husbandry of Soulli In roll nit? BOOK AND JOB PRINTING OF EVE1VY KIND. T??.- n>r?) nm awl nvnrnt A X HTM BRIEF WORK A SPECIALTY. Address THE DAILY REGISTER* COLUMBIA, ?. C, ^ i Jl eleci aitt FURNITURE. niHF. subscribers have opened a regular Fur* J Store, in tbe large room undor Mr, ^ Yicnolsoa's New Hall, wherethey hare the laf* gest and most superb stock of Furniture ever brought to any town in this State above Columbia. Our dMakerfjabraces the very handsomaak?* styles now made," with every article ?f FamtH* suited to tho taste and means of all classes, which we int. n I to sell at tbe very LOWEST PRICES, FOR CASH. >V? invite all persons to call aad examine our ^ to. u. tfww * *o. June .gg tf_ TIME TABLE OF T1UB Spartanburg & Aeheville R. R. 1XO H. U. A C. RAILROAD. To yo Into Effect* Monday* July 1* 1878. DOWN TRAINT UP"TRAIILr Artvo. Leave. ^ WATIONS. Arlvrf Lravo. 5 00 pm Ktiluda *8 oouni . S 15 Melroao 7 41 If 55 p m 5 58 Tryon CUjr 7 01 7 00 0 18 6 20 Landruma C 41 6 43 6 38 A 40 Chim|>OLH1U 0 31 0 23 7 00 7 01 Inman 5 Main 6 00 -M&a si-ir4o'amj*ptjl^h|F^^ilWbopdi| 0 00 a in * ' 8 00am 8 11 I'acWcl 4 46pni H 83 8 36 .Timtuvlllo 4 20 4 2.1 0 12 9 22 I'n Inn 2 40 .1 SO 9 43 9 47 Snntnc 3 10 10 08 Fish 1 him 2 40 10 30 10 3.1 Klirlton Jt 22 2 25 10 45 Lyles I'nrd 2 10 , 11 03 Strotlicrs . 1 30 12 00 m Alston tl 00 pm * Breakfast. f Dinner ' JA8. A5DERS0H, ' Superintendent. July 5 27 tf Greenville and Columbia E.Rk ' CHANGE QP SCHKDULH. CGSiMB?EB?B Passenger Trains run daily, (Sundays exeepfcH cd, connecting with NigHt Trains ? NauUi Can* | olina Railroad up and down. On OJid afior MONDAY, May 20lh, the Wdowin# mill be tl?o sehedule: I ww" Leave Columbia al ?... ? 7.40,a-.^a' [ Leave Alston .. 9.80 a ? Leave Newbarvy ....1Q.10 a n? Leave Cokcabary .2?17 p m Leave Bellon..^.. i"fc' ilijyfl p in DOWN. Leave Greenville at : ,,, ftjg am Leave Belton 3.6K*n? Leave Cukesbury.. 11.3? a.m. Leave Newberry 2.40 ? n* uwtTo Alston 4.20 p n, Arrive nt Columbia ?- 6J>5 p ncf ANDERSON BRANCH AND ULUKJriDQE. DIVISION. dow*. vr. Leave Wnllialla....6.li a t? Arrive 7.15 p m ' Leave Perryville...7.00 a m Arrive 6.40 p m Leave Penaieteu...7.50 a m Arrive 6.00 p m Lepve Anderson...8.60 a m Arrive 5.00 p m Airive at Belton...0.40 a m Leave.......4.00 p m THOMAS DODAMEAD, General Superintendent. Jabkx NonTox, Jn., General Ticket Agent,, June ft. 1876. g3 If PTftherl- Fajw^r nnifttfiStitruTp Company, Manufacturers or. Book, new* a&4 wrapping PAPER. Joka W Nicholson, Agent, Athena, Ga Fer sample of News, see this sheet. Nov 28 46 If 30-H0RSE POWER " KNGINE FOR 8ALU f HAVE a good thlrty-horas, second hand, s|a L tionary Engine which I will sell low. For particulars address aie at Alston, 8. C. M. CHAPIN. April 1878 1? tf 10 SAMUEL 8. STOKES, Attorney at KUw AMD TRIAL JUSTICE, ^ Union It., 0. O;, W JTTILU pre die* in the Circuit end rrobalo fr Court*. All bueineM la the JoriadlaUon of a Trial Jo* so attended to with promptneae. Special attention given to collection*, So. Office aver Stead man ft Howie law office. Qreen and Dry Bldee. Wn.L pay the bighnt price for oay nMtfber of Qnen of I>rr Uidff*. ' _ JCRB. fPTRAUShl . , to, a 4 it. 4$