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A 1VISA MAIV'S FO.RTUNE. Yon oau't surmise My great surprise Who firbt time that I advertiaed. Rlight aftcr nice They formed in line Cuztotuers and old friends of mine. All onger to buy, For the reason why, That I was wiso To advertise. I do sutpposo We rlhall disposo Of all the goods in store. In this ovont I am bound to rent My neighbor's house next door. You n'ay take the hint, If you vant a mint Of 11101 y, be, 1; I was, wise, And go to the press and advertise. PER VEl SITY OF P ARtTNERc BY WILTON DUI1TON, "1Tow you comin' on dozo days, Mars 3immuie?" "Pretity well, Uncle Toby." "Looks liko you got a powerful sigl: o' stintl in dia yer sto'." "Well, yes; we have a large stook goods-more than we shall over sell, 1'i nfraid." The speakers were a merchant and h former tlave. The latter hand walked t lie ack part of the store, and, with tb air of one that feels himself a privilege ctharacter, had taken a seat unbiddon I the best chair by the fire. The appearance of the store justific the comment. In one corner, by tt fireplteo, was an island of bacon su rottndcd by a miniature sea of brine; i ihe other, a group of syrup-casks, one c \thili rested horizontally on twobilletsc Wood, and shed its contents, drop It drop, through a leaky faucet into a ti e:in. lletween the fireplace and the eni of the two counters, that ran lengtlwi of the room, was a tangled mazo < floi-]harrels, sugar hogseuads, an rraker-h1cxes, thriieaded by a narro foottnt!h that led to the door. Ti1 eoianter.t wer piled high With ''donme: t ies," gayly-colored calico and readi male clothing, so that there was scarcc ly room for the two broken show-case wi"it thea"ir dilphry of eigarts, necktie. cket cntly 1 , niid pincheck jewelr) Thleshelves were filled to their utio: captcity, and ny above the cornice th sp,idcr1 had wvtn a net of cobwebs ovc a long array of dusty crcekcry aid wooc enwt":arc. 'T'rtly, tiere wais a "powerft. iilt o' Slutl" in tie store. 'or seome t imo UIncle Toh} st silenti aiv'kino; at c"laly p i 1). Prcseitly the fir it hin c rot.,y, m1it(l he fell to nodding Ti: p'm imo might have coitinued ir l::i?itely h:d not hit pipe fallen froi lis lips to the ieortli. The cras 'Ol o., d him, and lie resumed the convet t i,n : i like to me I ain't never bee t no"e 1 et!u.r It'o to roas' a tater in da W:tt tdi yer fire is, cf I des had d t:ater. " "TIre are aoie in that barrel-hel tt 1t" i An l Un::cle Toby buriedt a potato i (It aUh !s td 1iat two or three others i Ii. pms! (:r hi:; wife, "Marthy Ann, " ::in' t n ,arltier in yer, " 's Ir. I'anphter'iy owns a half ii 'he m-i:r lerntei disaipprovingly. "r. I umpi~l s m m'ilhy clever maut flt 'um mei a tiuarit r tter hiol'in' his hort (t:t' . I -ain'li ntin'ji tgini hm1 hanno ii:IlIlbt of evir youI year l ell 3r : m. .t'ol can mattke at hn1 nleL' out " Y:' tai, T hadi a pairitr onet ''ree nt ways; we coutld lix it."' "I I was ba, bt il coutldni't hte hxop ft katm patIr.r is natitbtrly do mieatne a1 's) it in' bu t whlat IMr. I.huniploss mighi " ttppltae yttou th iMr. Ifiupht nitv h' mi e xtetin toI' t tile rule." "I can't vonehx for that ; but whtit di ytou an ytourt tarI tntr ditagro abioutI." "' Well, hl, ef you wantsl to know,i ai nhout11 da, t: lo- a teat and set down 'i "Wils that your partner's name ?" ") Ilm wa s his~ eniiitlements, all' he0 wa punkin] btektittsei hetouldl read au' write Iitti 'lowh kinowe1 it alhl. " [ tdecla r' toI graeiousit, Marso Jimmik de tm chies sm illt so good I don't b'lioe 1I in tell you 'lout Sandy 'thought has aliihe oIf 'eml to) tons' on di ore' c '"i i ky sahi. De cheese is good tht ;t but iiheese lttoks( sorter lonesom i ytou hiias crackers to go 'ong wvi< 'im. 'ihal:yl, tuth. I alwtys knower( you was do fret-hamilest one o' 01t mP.,t4r't htys. Ax Matrthiy Ann ef idnt'' t t!e hier sot. "\el, da tttH:iitly nigger ho w'ar sto cit se, tn hite smokt slce(tgyacrs ever' tim< "' t"n,li pitk up it ole stump on d<c rt ilt'. "InI denI datyts Mr. Waogginire use t< lklt p ai sto it cdt yer samie town.'' Yes, ,I remtembjer, McIntyre ani "'Yes, stil; de's't ur, ottly (icy fel the whitle tot' to i H . "Well i Mr*. Waggiirie het haid a Iee the fo,'th ot' whlat wre could make on it Itt gcodta ttiil' litn's es; Mi. Antv'hcdy niystf. t was to t git dco fi'thi anl'* Handtc it "'Twarn't long ftore I seed Sandy wa r'wiine l' "it ti''oiXi (satige 0' me1. Evet Ill I i ii tIn, orj Smatly 'di git it n]]: buct n ':t' I ittby at dolhu' wo-it i itE ':ltleale lon markv onttl dI e ich im "'Ntt s.to'er wve start t) piltli dce era de fus~s ttegin. F wani t Iito lnt de, lcitt alipc bcy dle bt'anch in cott on, am;' Miiitl want lto pilant cto'nIdar; I watnt to plan do olchaehrr itn fIt' Iin tco'n anfr' taters ant gctobers, ani' '-:nutly swar bty liho ptit a btis knife hit not tto lie litIl il (tot Mo an' him 'spute an' 'spute about dat tell Mr. Waggintire had to como an' 'oide 'twix' us. An' he 'cide jos' like Sandy want it, too. Deze yor pardnere dey kin ahvays git souobody to 'oide in favor o' dero 3ido. " Ever' Sat'dy Sandy seem l:ko he jes 'bleoged to take holiday." " Didn't you take holiday every Sat. urday, too?" " Yas, sil ; lut dbn't you see, ever' time Sandy stop three ban's stop; when I stop hit was jes' me one. I' When we was layin' by do co'n de ,ilu was powerful hot. I was plowil', an' Sandy aul' his two gals was follerin' me wid do hoes. Ever' few minutes Sandy gwine to do b ranch atter a drink o' water. Dan his two gals doy stop an' listel at. do pookorwood tappin' on do <lead treo tell he como back. " Afteri a while I says, says I, ' Sandy, you must be got do tarryfy fever fon dec way you drinkin' do branch dry,' " Ite 'low, ' You ain't got no larnin', nigger. Don't you know water's a good Sude-er-ritter for to make you sweat an' keep oft do sunstroke ?' " I says, says I, ' Ef you-talkin' 'bout Stuse all' hit ter, dey look mighty jack an -<ipper, leanin' on dey hoehan'ln an' (o ctab grass a growin'.' t " Well, sa11, dat nigger like to bust lssef lallin'. I was a great a mine to make a rock zoon by his head, jes' to let him year how it sounl'. But I hilt mysef Sin dat time. " Atter dat Saindy kick up a runput S 'houtt sum1p'in nigh ever' day. D)e warn't no livin' in peace widl him. I11_ 0 wife she li to have a hant' in do fuss. (i Sito 'low mny olo 'possllu dog suck bei aigs. Mart hy Ann tuck it up, an' do\ had it. When wolells gets mix up in 'sllte hits bound to git wuss an' wulss. e My ole 'oman 'low I otghter whip Sandy. but I ain't patyin1' 1no 'tention to wh'a' n she s ayin', bekase I knows jes' how womnDIs is. Dey always anxious for de: hf husbands to fighit a ner'er mn whtt dey y 'rspises, but dey don't never tink 'bout ter'er man1 liglitin' back. '"When wo went to gether do co'n . Sandy says, says he, ' Look y(.r(, 7 wants to havo ever'th1ing fa'r an' squar nuow an' I wants you to onderstand all 'bout "* it. I 'low, ' Dat's all right,' Well,' says 'e, 'you know Mr. Wag gintire gits one fo'tlh of ever'thing.' ". says, says I, 'I knows (at,' says I, 'al' I gits a ner'(r fo'th, an' you git's de ti-tlther' three io'ths.' " Sandy sorter smile to hissef. " 'Well,' says 'e, 'de way for us to do ' when we hauls up lde co'n is to put three r loads in 01ne pile f;:r mie ail' you, an' one load in a ner'er pile for Mr. Vaggin tire.' "T says, says T, 'What. do use o' mixin' 'inie an' yone1? .I)It jos' he makin' 10111 - le trouble for nothini'. Lett 1e 'vide dis ')'n. an' I'll 'vide it ric ht.' 'I low you gwine 'vide it ?' lie says, says 'e. 11 ''I says, says I, 'Mr. Waggintire its a fo'th an' I gits a ner'er fo'th. Ever' time we puts a load on his pile we 11n.S' put a load on my pile. Den all de " halane'ii I0' Vone.' 0 'Ie says, ').t won't do,' says 'e '1ekase (dnt er way yo.u'll pit mor) 'n vo' 1 shnre. You got to pay part de rent samlle es l11'.' "I says, says I, 'I sees what you ip o. You wants to take out Mr. WVag intllre's part, ni' deI Vol 1iin't a gwillo to give me lht do third. Btt Tso gwine to have my rights of somebody nose have u to hi' mashed for it.' "IIe says, 'Who noso0 gwinte to bet m lash ?' says 'e. .I 'low, 'I speck you '1l ha'ter fur "W key ai 'spultini' aln' 'sput11in'. Oneo wor'~d brung on1 a mt re'r an1' iafter a wh'lile' Ma\1rthy Annil jhw11 in. ant' de' fis' thhing you nowlV me ant' Sanldv hitehed."'' "Yo fouight, di'd youl?"' "Yssah, we fit-lmlt I spOek it's I time or melit to b1 lekin'kj' 'long home. 1Dis er( tiater loo k like hit's done. I wish ou, mighity well. Marse JTimmrie, an1' I 'm hope ll5you an' Mr. Jllmples-s '1l git along lul" Ihtt wit.' You hiaven't told me ablout heo light. Who got the behst (If it?"' "Well, sahi, Saudy hell tuck ani'erropeulpl n' me 1 an' lutkioeketd mie down with a' as l', ani' (iten he ic'k me in de short ibs.1 lDat was9 toli'h! htoard to lake, as you kno(w yo''ef, Marse'~ dimmi, butl I ir't hike shte gw ie ter'1 t'ar~ upl all cr'eathin, m' S:-Ildy cali her1 a old heifer. Dat .ortIerI 'AOite my1 r'iserblles." "I says, says I, 'Go 'way f'om ver, l] iiYger, liwkiM .iiu miouIghit make nite lamid,,an' ef I gets mad1( somleboly 'll git v .nult. \ "Whon you argy wiid Mr'. 1himnpless il ' 1 to show himlll hol e bes'' way to Itidge,(' hie don't. knl1o'ck you-lIown 'wi1 No, hmt hie's as stubblornl as a mule, 'd keeps onl buylinlg mloreO goods lIt inte of mty prolte'st." '"Well, (lit alwvays (de wily with paid Its I DI)y 01o conltrairies' folks I over "Ho did y1( oul came out div'iding the ' I (11m1 out1 dle leet le ('n' 0' de ho'n. Nol seonr' I git uip (ff'n do groun' an' resh myi eli ze I wen t. iio see lawyer' Iing, b'in' a1 honles' mian., what donll't know n10 1Ilbitnt 'twvixt eniblidl genpi~lemnll lan' at whit nun I tol' 1h11 imll 'houlit it, same0 ik 1 don11 tole you. All de whiles I was talkini' lie set ten' dar scra'ltchlin' is h-',w.i ohn' inom r nsl anl' hattter oint'nt (lat ('ast. 1 'low I was wanh lin't saLtisf' 1y1m'. ilut jes' lik< S-:Mdl' w:ot himl to. a lt' ii hat kase, ho say, I donue trade it all ouIt in1 de slo'. "WVihenlever youi git a ne'"rL manil to comeli tan' sett le 'w wix t youI an' yo' pard-il lull do parldner shin' to get it all. P'ard nor1s 1islmis' 1(o 'eilill' for mylS us-et" " You are' autt light "' saIid thie witt nunal. "'Al aniy rate(, if F liveo to see N o Yea'st th liis store shall11bh all mlin or0 l all 111umphrtety's, anid I doni't care which. ] '"Now .vo hij1erd( me0,'' eixo'laimned the ai' a wAas'inl no brif. Fur' as I'm con li corn, lpardniers kin go 'lonig Liza~i Jane1. 'i iarO Jimmi11, you1 in't got liar (lie lia'r shoes 'romi' yer settin' in do cor'it .tder goapill' for hones, is yoU? 'Kas if deyt a too,1,it tle for medy'lbotutMr thy Ann." e'l'otltMr .'"Yes, I believ'o thiere'u a pair in the [ hac1k room11 you call have." As rToby passed5 ouit wlithl 't shoes he . ."I11 w'ish youl mighty wel ''r'''Ji mie11, alt' I'mt hiopes 3011 aln' M1r. Rumilpleiss 'Il git. ]hl1t he saw that noblody was1 giving anlV hiettd to u hat lit waot sayinIg, for Mi. "'hiebi it wn ti uviienit tlit''003 m ota 'te) A KENTUCKY ROMANCE. The Love of Two Urothete and 'we tslter . With as Unexpected Dluemecuto the [From the Falmouth (Ky.) laidependent.) a In a certain part of our county there of lived a family, in which there are two o brothers just entering upon the prime of tit youthful manhood ; a short distance from str them-in 'fact, in the same neighbor. thu hood-there lived another family in th which there are two sisters also in the prime of maidenhood ; beautiful, fascin ating and attractive. Those young iu )Cope being near neighbors, and coming dog in contact with each other often, almost beA naturally it would scom, fell in love with each other, the elder brother with one tha of the sisters and the younger with the other. All went smoothly for a time, vat aintd theso young people enjoyed them telves, and dreamed bright dreams of die the future, and no doubt in imagination iA constructed fairy palaces of love, and gardlens, like Paradise, which should be only filled with beautiful flowers and1l fruits of happiness (and unalloyed enjoy ment Then, as a matter of course, the whi1 <question of marrying arose, which nt4 t Big he referred to the parents of the young ladies for approval. The eldes4 brother -tl had no difliculty in obtaiinig their con rent to his marrying the young lady. and ra the wedding (lay was fixed upon. Then , the young brother went to the parents ,, and mado known his attuelmont for the " other rister and their nutiual desireo to su "splice and travel the road of life to- lie get 1er." But the old folks were decidedly n onposed to having more thaii one of their a 'Iirls marry into "that family, and plainly informed him that if he wanted a wife lie mu11st go elsewhere to get her, in intlimating that lie should desistl paying i" t further attention to the young lady in a qu)testion. Btt the young mnlu1 was' de- 'I. termined that if his brotlier married.ole of the girls he would marry the other. ' So he went to the young ''lady of his tr love," and told her the cireunstantces of the situation, anld desired hter, if she 1)14 loved him, to prove her love hy rnntinl g off with him. To this sie agreed, andcl ' the night was fixed 1pon1 when thel should carry out the mutual ngreement. But now comes the stramaest part. of the story. The two young ladie reseimblcd each other very mtucht in looks, voice, t etc., and by some strange freak, when the o1 Iliglt of the clopement came mald ii t young man went to the appointed place V of meeting, lie found a woilla there whom Ihle thought was the right one, but h0 was not. Unconscious of this, how ever, he took her to the place were the 'l laarriage cerenony was to ber p--rformled 211 before he found out that he was with tlh <a wrong girl. Most wonderful to relate, "" lie thought that after he had gone to all I this troulle lie would get married any way, so lie asked her if she would havec ) hitm, and she, in order to carry out lh< ti joke, said she 'w(onlhi, and they wer< of married then and thaere. Tt. appoars thtat : she had overheard himt naking arrange mnllts to elop with her ister, and, S-a knowing the place of meeting, deter mined to go there ahead of her and thus fool the young nlan, for whom she en tertained a secret liking, although the w1a; eng;agced1 o beo mtarried to hli,; brotlher. jit One infermant also states that after they t)( b:ad lived t ogetlher for some tile th'e wI eler brother, determining to make tit e mlost of the situtation, took utnto liimsel f l the other sister. Amlong Stormi Clouds. F-r .to1 TI.he wrliter wvas 0110 of a hlf (1ozen l~ p)ersons wvho took refug~e 0110 Sunday W evemIing in a little ob)ser'vator'y on Look'- ik out Mounttaini Point duriing a fearful ta storm. EnItranlced with Ithe scenery 'ast as of tile mount1tain1, and1( prI-t of the(1 time th shlut off by th le wiooded stui nmit fr-oml a glance at the west, a hiiideouIs storm-n cloud .m1 had1( galthere'(d unobser01ved hv us, anid was2 If rmb)hinIg its fr-ighitfuli proportionis towar-d do our11 laie (If refuge. It was r-ollinig on if with awifiul raplidit y. We could niot r'e- "I 2 trace 4)11r footsteps and( es(cape. Our -M >ily hope for- shielter was in th10 obiserva.. tory. We enitered. JTust think of it! pe'c rson~s seeking safety fr-om a storm m2 aI smai:ll 10x20) frame house w'.hich' t('1 shua rmighit 411 the ver'ge of al prcipic(e .(l 2,fl0)0 fet(' high. Oh, Hea'Iven1 ! ho(w I "' sliddered4 m110 shiriuik downi wiithi horrr(I -i wheni I glaned at the cominig tornaiudo tih thirou~gh one window, then crossed the It) r'oomi to aniothier and( looked down, dlowni, :e downi, through the tops1 (If trees to the4 foot of that mlighlty pr'eihlice and1( COn- Be temlalted binig oiver-turned by the T1htuder p)ealed terriific 1blast after') blast, 111mii the hmgh rocks bieneath ns seeme(d to quliver at the graiting -,onnia4. n aniother~ mlomienit thle elon1d swelt ve the0 moiutaini beyonld and the valiley- beI ne'athi, then'i aoun01d the birow of Lookout, bllowv 0our rinige, like a vast unlpentl oce'an. The forests howed bieforeo it. The4 rumb11 linIg, craishinig, roaring Eli)n -lounided like an2 aviIalucho (If worlds. , For(2 awhiule we wiero literally above the ort stor'm, bult the clouds at length guIsheCd arounId the observatory, filling our)1 r'oom i full of dens)e vaplOrs throu1gh1 a1 l'rok(en m wmiidowV, and( death11 14) our1 entiro pIartY seeed inlevitable. The winld hlowl'd A~ about11 us and lashed ouri frail refuge wit- a.el bIruIsh, hunge linmb s, sticks 11nd( (IlI thinigs wichel it hurled up fromi the1( we.st (ide. (If the mnounltain. Gale after gall 4 t ruck thle 1bulildinIg, and1( harder and1( timibers seimed to1 p4ortend( 01ur earls Iro ted. d1own thrIouugh thle mlighty, conImvnhled 1 'i'h fier-ce, ragng torm-I gradualbh ens('d, and just tat 51uset, I lioumgh tit raimn still poured, we started downm to Il 1. aity. For half a mile along thme mtoun.i 1111 top we dri(Io throuIIghl (cluds which'l -)eemned to us to be falirlJy meiltinig int214 '4heets of water.2 a A W~ondierfuhlutnventi. . say A WVest ern inventor' is prep'ared to r'ev.. he: >lu tioiize t he( w1or'ld. lie Call s at tenl ion2 1to thle fact t hat ever'1y project, h vhether good, bad, (or indifferent, is hin lered ori de4feaitedl by thle repeCllant (con litionl Of the persons5 whm it oithIerwVio C v4ould( infthience. Eveiry public14' spleaker- 24 nust51 bring his audlienlce inito ra2ppor t awi th himself 1before hie canl impressC5 them11 vith ii s ideas; ('nt ertainime its lose lIi Iwl hlir inIItenldedefthects thlrough theaIpat hy (22( dluilness (* f the people11; preacl(her's enI- A -onnter1 so nih of t he i:nE' sort1 (of diull- 4)4 rmity th1221 it takes all tIhe 114fireian (el4- (I>m quen'lce (if a1 re(vivallist 1to maklhe c'oniver'ts. 'Nowv, my inveioni(i (does a1way with aimll this troublle,"' hie says, "'hy the4 use (If iaughin jg gas. You are aware that I te :-1Te.eI.t finhlinmg nitrous1 ox ide ini a di. huited orm 4111 114 ild exhlarIuatioln. 'Th<i enses ar0 n111(14 mnor'e aculte, thes mind2 " moreI' recep'lt ive, and the d1isposIitio more) 11(1 comiplaisant. Yonl (ean und4erstafnd, th('e- Er. fore, that if laughming gas cold lie thinly Is dlistibu)lted thrioughu thle air whlich an1 J, mudienice brecathe'd, they would lie kept vie' 12 a1 mental condition to 1)0 easily nonl limeed, agitaited, or delighted. Thins" hal11f the work (of winnlinig or enltOrtainming I'. them w1oulld bo0 accomphlishied biy me2- 1!' hain mical means. The eniormioulsnes of ' the fortmuno which I can make Cout of my Limiventioni is only equalled by the good dg which it il acomplish. 241 Journaltlic Superstitions. He doesn't look very superstitious," n Old Subscriber said, noding toward andsomo youth with hyperion locks a moustache brown as a drifting leaf o (ovember, 'Who ? The news editor isn't super- V ious?" echoed the Solemn Editor in prised tones. "My good sir, you see t mountain ci exchanges on his table? 11, before you got down stairs that og man will lean out of the window vatch your apl>earance at the co'tnt -room door, and he will say, 'i'll beta a tar that old cuss stole several of our t oxchanges'. He is superstitious about rything that happens and every man t comes in. He believes it is had k to drop the scissors down the ol or well. Did it once and they strad d right into both eyes of a regular ad- 9 ice paying subscriber, who was look- o up to see the elevator come down. believes in iMTascottes. Gets five lot i a week from somebody and the boys < iove he has one. He won't work on < iday or the Fourth of July. Says t en a man works on a Sunday it is a t n he's lonesome. If he wants to get thing out of the library. -when ho is ing at his desk he cros. es the in before he takes down the book. )sscs it again before he sits down. 'Oh," the SoL'imn Editor continued, verylbody about a newspaper oflice is )eratitious. If a big draft falls due Monday the business manager be ves it is a sign that he'll have to shin lund like a house a fire before three look. If a tall man wearing a frown I a club comes into the editorial room the afternoon, it is a sign that. ih. mning papers will have a scoop onl a thug good sensation, and that hov " at the city editor's desk believes a just as firmly as he believes he c:iii ess in two tries what mnake the m.ai. wn, and what lie is going to do with r t club. If we run out of paper the saman believes it is a sign the paper n't be out. If a printer asks for nione ( ore pany dlay, it is a sign he hasn't an on the plper quite on week. It Ilso a sign that hell never do it again. the pressman asks the printer for a tar it is a sure sign that the prinlter mn't a cent. Wlenl there are thirty r columns of rea<ling matter sent rn for at thirty-two column paper it, is ign that sonic of the adhs will le Id. When the National Temperance nvntionl is in session it is a sign all prohibition papers will be set ip and )t full for the week. When the fore n1 sees an em misplaced. it is a sign t lie is going to nipper. When a con ;itor stairts toward the proof press, it a sign he is going to the galleys. ten the foreman finds a handful of pi with his quoins, and licks uip a si<le !k and starts down the room making (t reluarks, it is a sign lie is going to 1(1 for) the devil. Oh, a Iewspaper cc is the most superstitios placevoln 1 come to.-Bur linglon ilmeyc." A Sailor's Idea of Death. No, no, ye can't liken it to your tow a parting and sending ye adrift. ath's a haven, man, life's the ocean e1 ye get the t msing. I )eat II's ooth water and good holding ground, ero there's nothing to do bit let go anchor and turn in. * * * Tle rdest part of death is being alone. icnds may be crying around ye, and ling your hands, but still ye're alone. t my notion is, the A'mighity's too aid to let a man drift out (of this worl e a derelict, no0 one0 aboard. And so), we can't sip immani friends for tIe voyage, what mnore natural thain that A'mighty should puit an angel aboand a sort of pilot to keep us compainy .1 cheer us up, andtinavigaite us truly'? nothing of that kind takes place, how ye account for men dying smiling, as hiey'dl been having a'plesant talk with hipmatc up to the last moment. -A a Quacn, I,ii lie Th'ling-<. )ne little i udiaret ioni in 2 at ing is of thes einl of ai vahible life. Thle Inay2 anvni2(dlioleia and D)iarrhlo,a Me<(li 0, have giveni it such~ fann-i atS 22n inifal le~ remiedy for all (oinpjlalint of ith<t iiins luive miol>teil it. Svl i hlv <ll!' -m<1l dlenleis at 25 ani 501 cen2ts ai tile, __ OWre! (eehtlileti! 3Ir. i s she eaughtli tIit tf the ('amnil,elpl:u, "just hu411k at tha ('nrho,-lines'. Full oift we fel till surgW 0f tears, Y'et joy lulls liahlt for ll the1 yearsN. Our (ar in e ,ill ii het 1( it inl. he iltie tat 'l S' a is Ilromu 'lusti tniirh -o actt r o t real esat buyer'i. iBrw ' a B t'cr chibirsi' is la tescnnt y.l r if Lyn's Paten I I rllc. -sar sel n CIlanNOhie hear Vl-Dau Netonkiw nr report what ro's er::n thitirs irn ingt general hiswiol. 111B tiers2( w iJll surl bene1 yi u, UCKHNNONy, WD.-V.-Dr. New.Tohii.'& dr reor haut Brown's Iron Bitersar flImlly and they have proven a splen.iid hth in/igorator," lhe fa mer( makel.s hayl~ whille thll I'l t-lill T1ucul'E should te tikon0: before or after its Itl Iilslure per'fect assunat ion of food. n lie I alts is way up( aI har1lr. h e , .INI). .1. S : lli I ss Flo is t. __________________31i-souri,j Dr.e (11n1' ('e oryhiiu 2 and Ch;uoise.d Ill l''l llr 1'Zll( of rahd are I sucs." 11 s'', OIt(/.r-n'ot :o.frm An a rohe ,iA poit ill ,!21211c Ash io r 111. S th lill:allo by 11 hyii n .11j Iintly said; "'Tis tab(!" s: a in t inr lIentnrknble Esr'pe. John Kuhn, of Lafayette, Icld.; had a very arrotw escalse fi-oti death. This Is his owin lory: "On' year ago 1 was in the last stages f cuninirulplon. Our'hest >hyieialis gave mny An' up. filually got so low that otur (loetor ti(l 1 eldit iot live twelty-foir lioin-s. My rieids then purchas<l for ile i bottle of Dr. mlll. Hall's alsain for the Lungs. I ani now pc>rfect hcaltht, having ttsed lio other redi Iery'n Carbolic Malve. The l'est Salte ini the world far':Its. UI P ores, 'klerS', alt lheurn. 'FTetter, ('llappld anld, ('hIilblan:. ('urrls an ti ll kinids ot .in ,r1 ltionls. etc. (ief lihnruy's ('ahlsie i S le H all 1ohel i are but itlitatiots. 'rice 25 cents. Goliath (idb't lite to f etltughi to aelIe Ilh id1 of anl unlgencr"ous e ii MIrs. .1. S. l.ittill. (if Newt.tk, N. .1 , sller-el 'rilIy l ln light's, kidli .tl y disrea e. T' hree oetors said shte eould, not liv("; at fturth dl(etor ~ ave her Ilir. 1":ltnore's Iih((iinnattne-(i(/alinle t,ly---thn" e i ottl(" ('tncal her. AN Or,n Osi.-An old fashioned brick linnney was taken dovn recently to a m1e story hott<e in Deering, Maine, and he Spr.ee it had orel1i'li inade a romin welve feet ::(Imrire. n< - - - et CHArrmn hands. face pilmples and rrigh tin curt I by usinq Juniper Tr Soap made y Caewell, H1azard & Co., New York. eo A lumu ilay lend his influ rtiee, but h icn't awn t*. PURE cor] liver oil, from Felec'e-l livers on he sect tio e by CaniwetI, Ilt;zar1 & C., Nt w (ork, A',.ilu Iy pure and bwtet. Pa ieuts wh I h:t"C otrce taken it prefer it to 11wieis. Phv iciau dtalitre it tuptrior )al l1cr o.l. .\ t.i u' f ie< ntilk. t ith a little salt in it, tll, I,Ipular sununer tlrinki. Hm Mon's Advice. I have been troub!d for over twelvo years tith a weakness of the kidneys and bladder, hieh the doctors said was diabetes. I could ut at times stand up, and would have to ontuinally use the urinal bollh day and night ith intense pains in mg back and Hido.3 hiro was brio' dust deposits in my water; ou!d not rest %'ol or lio ersily in bodl in any 1.ture. I was at that tine eimpl'>yed by the inino Central Railroad, and had to give up ork for a time. Fearing that it would sooner r later tlui to that dreaded Bright's di-en-o, etlled in my soi in I ewiston, who is in the rug business, and after consulting with him a to miy ea=e, ho advised me to nqe llmt's semed.v. as ho know of so maniy successful -ures that it had made in Lewiston and cinity. I at once commenced using, it, and >egan to improve. I h d less pain in my ick and silos, my water was piBsed naturlhly vith less color and no pain, and after utin I everal botl'0 found that my pains wore all uoo and the weakness of the kidneys and ('nd ler were cured, and I have i.o trouble ithi them now, an I can attend to my blsi iess: nnd for one of my years I Pin enjoying -ot.a health, and thanks to Hunt's llemedy or it, and I consider it a duty and pleasure o roomnild so good a ndicino as Hlurt's eredy, and I have taken pains to recomn nond it to others in this vicinity. You are at liberty to pnb'ih is nekrowl dniment, hoping it may h-e the means of ielpinur sntTerin.t hulmanity. E. 13. Cru,, Furniture Denler, Formerly with Maine Central Railroad, Newport. Mi.. far' 17. 1 . A\ rtr1mp 1eallt l hi-s sho01s corporall t11nj bs' 'autse tl-." had an' tles. R. D RTH MT01N TW CREA HDLERARAMP IARRDEA tURE To C rnm r I .hob-m, t. eon,. I .. n!-rhn. 9,11,1 .9 1 0 -7 cr. 1u er npli 10 p epin rl t whe TH 0@9' AVOGE 'I COM'ANi, the) physiend fuise twais reguilar aini neYtive, kep s i ti i i lng order,i- aunt pr . ects it i':u:i,. it t in, dyleps tand ,l..iver ciojtplaint,r vou,ise, kiidney andu rit ita tmluo i d itl niid ue i 1nc alrae ofsuhdi drugsaanddeal crs ge erally. IRON WORKS3. D.A. ilIIANE, Minnnger. P. 0 Box 4690 New Orleans, La Maunnfautr rn of ita nnhli Olebara tad )')int firrn (Yl'ia ig Ssgt' Htieami, llanid & ltlorse Pu or. lit,n exaom uga lla, and Menig, 4tn iregoat wo'rk. Huaiildiun Cured Painlessly rhn Mm.tin i.. tI. for n -:nu'lut.e .t ,' .1. EDUCATIO NAL1 JONSERV~ATORMY of MUSIC The f.arGe.1 anid lit appinledi Mnir I.iIerar,',,,am I ihool,andI01EIiOEforwtounglaies,in the tv<.. Reonatke (otton P'reos. Thuo li,t ail Uthiaptii Pres rnadoi. Costs liss trmn i.'ltrt ,,over itheir prep-wa. lt,undriede in acul uso at l t it i n and hoiristi ii r glii. Ma k'- heI b alastn hand faittir thanou aii (/gtii can tick. Thei new iriuprivi. free to nll. Adn.s ii.AN ..,11to woiinixi, ('hinit:i' og, i . 'uitii Co., liich Iiuariei. N. U DEL.MORF /V 11. (.. Is thn qiulcket., piloavintest, i-ur-,t anto bta rotmiedy for kun, hver, at- miichi, bllatr iand)l A di-ii.ut , nugi ontly ritl U Mi at i-i.v / . , disuove.r,i fcb r neute andi ii broin -i-u ea niuril -1 a, c. hits ien 0 i hip ,i mn of i r n timatc d.sirdti mi 2 tiuil wi' ori-v. n'l.untmtory uin 13' ( y 'u.n , efer to huit-r d io o;: le mepe eredwhohndt r.nt I inv i ovry I N .. lv. l n'oti- hI irotI, nlie to.ui hiti. Ali y. trr- 71 t to e W t ll-. if! h a dcne a lnm ta s!l for.t i Dlol i Ii. A.C . HO BB S,i 'i..Aleit u waiofllp t i :$l i l :s owtAIIr e of - t duiruitnifia. ' ,iutei .tio..ch l. AT t' *i' , h:3 A (-:'l'r VI NItr t I fir i 's - o- r ai 3 1'- I ~%Ijiiim tl uutfre.ii AtimT ru&t'f .Ati- um-ta Mer rA. WE E pinA ouur ow'n( to. T erms :an, The Gulelt improved, uAt Drit I4GNOLIA COTTON GIN, Feeder and Condenser. etter Workmanship and Material, and Gives Bettor Satisfaction Than Any Other Gin on the Market. 'hn Mignolla Gin has come in competition with :rly cvery othet (t:n on thu market, at Stite F.,ire. ., ni inm erery h nalnuce has beaten till ounpamtore, i t:.n the hoore furfne a,lea; liyht dtgji and - & .t,l. l on.l work. LIi IiT'n (:El.Iil:Arn ENt T.n1niatt,t imported rct frint SnthIuid. on|y nel. Every 01n aotuelig btutd with o~ tton tboforu rhi,pment. FAUTOltY I'RiJI:S (free on board care): agnollha Giue, per $: w, $1.&). Fooders. por saw. 11. Uonduascra, or Saw, $1. Writn for particulars. ULLETT GIN MANUF'G CO., Poetoffico, Amite, La. M0M" BEFORE -AND - AFTER Electric Appliance: are cent on 30 Days' Trial. TO MEN ONLY, YOUNG OR OLD, -1110 nire It.liri; from N vot:s Orti.trY, .-LrsT \"iTA1.1Y, I AcIC (,:' I.iLmV1: "oielX AND \10oult, WASTINU . 1:ArI::S,n1Mt oli thlo islw d m'aui, of': i'I:ItSONAr. NATi11;". nxta(t in:; froitn A vigsEs and uTn:'. t CAt-sta. tilredy olief 1-ill collleto resto ratiunot IiiA.TIrt,\-tluninrtanl 31AInrn>t;'AnAt,rt"s u. The graoni4st,<hwovery of the Nintllnthi 1t Century. hcnd atonle for llNstratedl'amphlet,freo. Addresa VOLTAIC BELT CO., MARSHALL, MICH. #ULL & FACTORY SUPPLIES OF ALL KINDS. BELTING, HOSE and PACKING, OILS; PUMPS ALL KINDS, IRON PIPE, FITTINGS, BRASS GOODS, STEAM GAUGES, ENGINE GOVERNORS, &a. Send tor Prio-IisL W. H. DILLINGHAM & 0 421 Main Street. '.OUISVILLL. KY. N.'' 12i1, 5 4 IIIT(AB 41!44IIJ'11 415i. R'c w iII 1av tihc ai."" r, rw ar.l f. "r :ty ra:, if Ilheu tattauini'r Ncun .1 h:1t'; we : e- ,o ur,"- It will r, li,-veo n , ea e o f i il,httwri.l . rit':~ ;i. t.untiv. Thll Aran-, 11ut Na y L intn ";nt will Ii!:rec l" n1:li Ill i l:n. "nd ,'W ,. filiV reI,Il. \\;Al r" u,d t: - lu o u- r :m1"'t y niilie. A.\ Y1 1 AND \\i lI . (4 )..:.1 \: :tt ctt., (Ihi -iL 1. I':-..Ic by: !l d:'ul i ,t .:,"rally. CALTIM 0 R E Ei A LE CL1EGE. 11 i a: I''-,eg 1"or . " v"r .it: ;I,nrler to o-m1fer. d1et;re..; : :ril .:-r,l in I S Ii) :,Id eliNw ,d by the Sttlt in S6 -. II; 1th1" e n erra1. It 111h11 '_ , d.hl,nll.ll i .. 144n.' 1t 4 to: h .'." Thrl. V- i tl e ropn elI1TnTiDr ANI Y'7.h A ti1N tiK N. t '. lil i()O lS, 'A. \ ., IIl. .11 I ' .d lnt. .\ Jilirir.vjeh 1t n . 1lx ccsirbliar [3FT\C''-F NS 'Ol .\l' 1-'.(Itt Wh FlTat he 1 fit:ig aan fooidh Tet1io, ty nIn o rde,.r.!0 Wo-litir it tile to CC'j' Ol il(I a!!!l tem.lf. Al3.a sr 3ft.,i Pri;no: he 4.01 t 1k . l.1i is l, nd anl ts WNtslto ATi'.1t ANil. 'Or-.hNe- hitY A 1i:tdif1t s., tohor ught lie wteti: ronrse htinst(I iion . A fll. cor s i tb e nd e;w;ie 1roiii8ri4 Sl rith derie y.est ein t to d vrhnfahwle. New rni uiti nt icibhs .n r( m- CS:nC-nan - Into tiw-lts cark deit. nth nli cho i t hog l oit- i v r ep rt iznlgn e lw th a:oa wthfi1; e lar sntenaplw1ton SO T :N SH0.A R Y 1W:' ('H 1wnSr.,Nasu n.tr. Ta N . l'rdneel' mawtet T.echnisfor eboo , tdI.. . iii.s u ith. lt cl steI Ladies Do you want a pure, bloom lIg CoMplexion i f so, a few ap lications of H[agan's MAGNOLIA BALN will grat ify you to your heart's con tent. It does away with Sal lowness, Redness Pimples Blotches, and all diseases and imperfections of the skin. It - overcomes the flushed appear ance of heat fatigue and ex citement. It makes a lady of THIRTY appear but TWEN TY ; and so natural gradual, and perfect are its eftectw that it is impossible to doteeL Its application. -A The superior rmerits of the watches having Stevens' Patent imprcvenient.s are acknowledged oy every person wearing ther Railroad men, and others re quiring grcat accuracy in time pieces, endorse them, and we ai e prepared to show by incon- A testable proof, that no oZher watch no' having these improve ments will produce such accu rate results in time keeping. They are durable, dust-proot. and reliable, and considering qualitry, the cheapest watch in the n'rhet. Send f'or cur illus traled catalojue and prices. J. P. STEiYEI'! WATCh Cu., Atlanta, Ga. 7A .0 D f ' g -. - A'TLANT'A, G;:I'.OTL. i v MINi r I. 1. 1 Ji lvaInI(:ges lirst -clan. ii .V. i. ii tilt IN N I(' IOI%(N, Dennil. CHCAGO ALE C0. FOR~GES, TOOLS, &c. '. 1 I .N . '.IA~FI il iT .All . TAti OAl Mystery ! ' the ol-fhshioned1 Doctors that the'~ a bestrng,or he is dyspeptic, and trobleomeliver wvhich lhe wants to IronBitersabout which there is no Sis what ouwant, and your druggist I: ZSee e":: 0 2: I:':54 aLs J - *-es %