The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, July 05, 1883, Image 4
THE JOKER'S BUDGET. Ti
sir?'
WHAT WE FIND IN THE I1UIMOROIJS
PAPERS. "1
1
The Had foy (iive Hils Father a DynntuIte '
Seare-Thc Modern 111ncile- A lint
Fit-Messenger Boye. it. Fo
A DAD FIT. - "1
An Austin policeman arrested a tramp sir
who, although otherwise hattered and
torn, had on a perfectly new pair of nt)
pnts, which, however, were entirely too
short for him.4I.
"I believe you stole those pants from
some store. You don't look as if they Tif
belonged to you." F
"I don't belong to them. They be. its
long to me."
"I believe I'll arrest you. Those
pants don't tit you. You pulled them
out of some store;" and so saying the
Policeman led off the tramp, who laughed
heartily. Ant
"What are you grinning at ?"
"Nothing, except I was thinking what
R ftnny platce Austin is. In other towns ri
the police arrest you when they see fit,
bmt here they take you up when they D
don't. see fit," and pomting to his unmen
tionables, that struck him just below the
knee, he laughed some more.--Te-as
if;11ings.
i'EaK's BAD BOY. An
"What was the matter with your
father ?" asked the grocer of the h'aud
boy. "I saw him skipping up the street
with his hat off, grabbing at his ('oat tails enrV
as though they were on fire ?" "Oh, that
was only a Fenian scare. No fhii' serious.
You see pa is a sort of half En.lis n'u. Te
Well, pa has said a good deal ahout the mall
wicked Fenians, and that they ought to sl'
he pulled, and all that, and when I read
the story in the papers about the explo- ing
sion in the British Pi'arliainent pa was ia
hot. He said the Irish was ruining the T
whole world. He didn't dire say it at
the table or our hired girl would have of
knocked him silly, 'cause she is a nirish ho
girl, and she can lick any Englishman in
this town. Pa said thie'e ought to have kl
been somebody there to have taken that.
bomb up and throwed it in the sewer he
fore it exploded. Hie said if he ever (t
should see a bomb he would grab it righ t" t1tt
tp and throw it away where it w t,ldn't iito
hurt anybody. Pa~ has me rea<l mI pa' i- mi
pers to him nights, cause hi; eyes Iave I1o11
got splinters in 'em, and aI fie I lmtd read n
all there was in the paper 1 natle upi a1101
lot more and pretendel to read it, i1boti
how it wasrumored that the l'eniais i'ee t".
in Milwaukee were going to place dyna- 1te h
mite bombs at every house where an
Englishman lived, and at a given signal l
blow them all upl. Pia 1ookedh pale but he
1=aid he wasn't scared.('t (l
We got iny 1hi; 1lali iniv rul ber i,;lt
fotf-hall. and paited ' 1Diinvt,tig;h1' in f
big white lettertltol it, amtl t'ied a piece
of tn-red rope to it for a ftt:u, and got a
big fire cracker, one of I lie (old fourt 1it
of July horse-searers, andi ;t ba:sket full
of broken glass. We put the fot-Il th'i
in front of the stei>, and lit tht t:n dl t
t"ope, and got under the ste"(' with the
fire oraekers and bas'et, whire they go
down into the b asncnt. Pa and Ima
come out. the front door, and down the "or]
steps, and pa saw the foot -hal11 and the
burning fuse, and he said, ' Great Gol gets
ianner, we are blowed up,' and he ou
started to run, and ma she stopped to
1.1ok at it. Just as pa started to run I fr;
touihed off the fireereker, and my frun
chum arranged it. to pour out the broken andh
glass on the brick patvemilent just as the
firecracker went, off. \1Vrll, everythlin:g R
went just as we expected, ex1ept ma. '
She had examined thle foot-hatll, and c on. amt
eluded it wias not)1 danlgerous, and was il
just giving it a kick as the tire ernekher"
went off, andl the glass fell, and the fire-hn
cracker was so near' her that it seatedl
hier', and1( when pa4 looked artoundii ma wias
tlyinig across t ho sidewalk, anad pa1
hieardl im niilsA antd lhe t hiought the4
h ouise was lownii to atoems. (Ni, you'12d(
a diedl to see himt go a roundi thle cer. ~ ( h1
You ('ould1 play eriiokav~ lin hiis coa(t-.ta:i I.
anud imy (llil chu went iiil biowled 14a off or1
I guess he wou4111ldie 1r1iminlg vet. 114
sa4id lie woulhl leave it t4 1m14 if heo ever
sidlayting aint flie T"en:is4, and~Otit
I told him hie hind ala avts claimed tiitt
the Feiansii were' t I i ni'est Iin in i t hie r
mutch. Whien lie get hom'i-nd 4 fouIdi h
the house therice he0 was' t iekle d, and44 wrhien i
tna called himt a 'owit d.1 S :idi sid~ it wat fa
onlyt a joke of thte hvya with i4 foo4t-ha141,li4has
he laughed right out. and14 '4ith be knew an
it all the time.' ti In. wt edli to4 see4 if 111
ma11 wol be si'are,l. Ad iiI ulwn 4he .
wanted to hug me, hiut it wasn't my 'pub
night to hug."
. PIA NTA TiON Pil[[ osoeft . ee
Too muchel 'fection is a mightv 'nough "rl
'kind oh 'nrtugh. Too much pieo'makes * u
man mnonst'os sick. tlim
Ef a mni's inie didn't ripen Ier suit
die grewin' (410 oh de body, de feebleness
oh oine would mnake de activity obt (1e ud
der mighty dissatisfied. A boy's mine A
in a ole man's body would heo a odd com-. visit
binathon' t-i
. e human family is so tilled wid p)ridle t ion
in life dlat de dlesire for' show does not aftei
stop at deatnh. I's often knowed women - pers
fer perfess 'ligion on dari death bed all' and
den tell what colored dres dev wantted
ter be buried in. 't(peri
Ef it tuck a muchl oh a strulggle ter il
git drunk as5 it does ter gil sobler, I ne(her' Fut
wold hah laid out ill de ralin all night. flow
De machinery oh dis life is a mighty meni
coutrary ar'ranlgemenit. D)e thing dat erino
yen oughtenter do is mighty easy, hut de
t.himg yen oughter 'complish is powerful the
hard. -A rkanasaw Tra e/cer. 141 y
IfEtl4ENOER BOYS. ('(14
Bomne of the pancers are matking a great 1'r'
hullabaloo because thte mlessentger boys in4(4 i'
the Legislat ure do nlot attend to business.
Did messenger boys of any Legislatureth1
ever have such an example set to them lV1
as would show them that it woldl bebet
popular to attend to business ? WVe have li'
never heard of such a ease, says Pcek't ire
Sun. Legislatures that work an hour a e (iit
day, and whose members roll ten pins, htov,
olay poker, drink whisky and talk poli- will
ties the other twenty-three hiours, in the otf ot
presence of messenger 1boys, (1o not en- Ati
courage the youth to attend strictly to steg1t
business. Members of the Legislatuire seri<
wh1o devote more time to trying to secr pou
a little plunder than they w"ould to bone- se'rv
fit their constituents, need not he suri- keta'
prised if messenger boys learn to steal Tho
old papers to sell to junk dealers. Great iandI
daily papers would show more sense in vatir
pitohig into'the miemi>a:~ of a Legislau
ture fot' 'Leir short comiings.. than in to mn
abusuipg fourteen year old boys for iia dlom
ting the statesmen. The boys wiht be all
right if they have a good example sot 'It
them. __ II4ak
*--N MODERN( DUULLO).- of n
"I demand satisfaction, sir." iligh
"Sir, you shall have it." pa
"I will fght you, sir. With pistols, vegel
oir. And balls. At ten paces, sir," are t4
WerVy well, sir." wali
0eeotid day-"You insulted me gross. dug
17, sir" Ia' e
"I had esuse, sir." enoug
"Tou did not, sir." In a
sWy ir?1" again
.ous.sir." hunldi
ird day-"But where shall we fight,
u Canada, sir."
'oo cold for me, sir."
'hen in South Carolina, sir."
'o0 hot for me, sir."
urth day-"I am cooler, sir."
1 am I, sir."
ut I am not afraid to fight you,
or I you, sir."
till, we might see if our honors may
a satisfied without bloodshed, sir?'
rue, sir."
hall we try, sir?"
fe will, sir."
th day-"I withdraw the remark in
ost ofrensive sense, sir."
am satisfied, sir."
o am I, sir."
et us burst some champagne, sir."
THE NEW HAT.
He bonght a new hat,
A higli, glossy hat,
I the rain it camlle down the next dayt
And the day after that.,
And the day after that
rain it had mauage.l to stay
And the day after that,
And the day after that
tho uintry elenent play:
And the day alter that.,
And the day after that
D skies were vet gloomy and gray;
So the day after that
i4 got lia new lat,
I he tear?""" a*... away.
EWSPAPEIt LIFE OUT WEST.
Eit' a Pnprr in . Little Town and'lav
Ing Fun out of It.
vck, of the Milwaukce Sun, says:
ro is no other hulsiness that mortal
ever engaged in, that embraces
I a continued round of p leasuro said
surprises as atteinds tle establish-"
a.ud conducting of a country news
3r in a small town out West.
here is always in every city, lie says,
e 'young man wio thinks his stock
iviim atiatus is too large, more than
can possibly hold another minute
iout. blowing ol or exploding and
ug soeic ono, and it is often such a
tg man who wants to get, into the
spaphe r business. ie goes to somelo
of lie way count ty town, and wchee
a fel of tle leading Imlisiness men
the ide;i hint ytty need i paper to
)n IIn' place, and11 fotr or live himdred
'rs is sub)scr'1'ibel and the fun coim
(es. For a few weeks, or p erraps
ihs, until the novelty of having a
i m the new town wears off, busi
is very good, and the man thinks
its struck it rich, atuIa he refitses to
)it, at ia fabulous price. Bit before
it reaction sets in. His stock of
ry cotnmmences to tpay ottI., the
le don't worry nutch whether th o
r1 come1s out or not, sublscribecrs re
to pa;y or take the papter, ad(vertis
;ets low, the office hatttils are ohliged
cil wood, antid stand the corner gro
oil for s( ap for the oflice.
v" proprietor finds his bills at. the
stures aerounltinlitg. and getting
or tuhan tlw alvertisitng accounts
pay. The business ten of the
send away to other towns for job
, nad the editor is laid up on a sick
from the effects of a mauling he
from some esteec(ed citizen, onl i
it of an artielo tla", appeared in the
'r. A draft, from the paper house
in tho batik unpaid, and to save it
I protest, the editor hustles around
borrows money that. he don't know
e will ever be able to pay. In his
s by day he is constait l Iturassed
is ''edlitors nd11111 his dl'eam1s ty night
fulhl of till mtamtiets of terr'ior'. Hie
ler's from we'ek to week what ho
htave fotr I t next w.eek 's issue, or
hte will pay the htcther for' the last
lie huad for dlinnert. lie imakles a
r'ots efforit to 1ho apjpointedl ptot
'er otf tIe town to give himu sotie
y' cash, but fails thtroutgh lack (If
k, bunt is he:tot by one)1 of theo ol'd
L'r' (t at the ('ornersI, whostte wife is
and thle ple1 wanit to do( home-~
to helIp lim out.
tr a few years of trials tand htutd
of this kittd, the poor man01 gives upj
spatir' andtt sells ott to som 'flla-rt
w~ho never had any ne(wspape r ex
nece, andi dont't know ho(w iint'h fuin
is in the lmsileess. Anud so1 it goY.
Ipart icuilar s, but. ~in (I otes it falls
o(f, to pinit taperots int cout ryv town.
sot wo stpi s I ther~ loe wvill alway;ts Ite
ca en tell of' th1'e hardilships andt
airiagin)g ineiden'tts attfttndintg theo
it atftr all i. stidI, aniy main who
started1iiil a I nespapr innanndi1:11toIwn,
(twearli tha tt sot lontg as Ihe couiIld ke'ep
yout could1( shake a stick at.
Haxd the Stuff Int filmi.
well-*known American editorIi lately
i'd thte schoot4l lhe had left its a htog
y vear's before, "[it wi'ts '('omposi.
(lay, '' le writes, ' 'and( atS ottO ('ssa
i'i anthe l''was readi(, [ could hiaiirdly,
ntade my1selfC inrt ii day had1( passed~(,
Il he h.vs read 'the samell st iltedl
als tt 'Thte Fall of lItme,' 'Thte Tr'ii
'his of Geltns, ' 'jLbety , ' atnd ''The
tro of Amerciica;' an tl I Ia girils over
'(d with prc'isely. thet sainie seti
t.8 abotit v.iolets, andt faity dolils, and
son1 i susets, and1( thIe lost Pleind(."
tow,"lwispteredl the old domtiio to
'dlitort, "you11 shall lioar the e'lever
of 11he schl(.. 1 iit ic'ipjate a1i great
'i ftt this hl."
asil tha it a b oy thirteen or fourll
ne(0, (eet thoste whichl lie had
I from othters. These wver' pro-'
ti withI a flood of high sountdiing ir
aint words. ''["Te care'er,"' said thIo
'r,'I woullld prophtilesy for' stuchi a
woutild Ito that (of a.n imnitator, wiho
mike his tradle (on the brain (aitl
he'r men."
(er tis btoy ai quiet, round-(Ifacedl lad
tion of chiickents. TIhe lad had a
r,y yard of htis ownt, and gave his ob.
hansli on the habits, food antd mar
l10 vala'e of the breeds he knewt.t'
little pa~per was full of utseful fticts,
10 showved ia keen capacity for obser.
in, andtt a dry huminor.
There is thto'lad wh1o has stuff in him
ake a imatn of wt.eight.," I said to the
flie...- Youth's Ciompanion.
L* PITEn'T IjAR.-Thie famous Pitch
, in1 Tiniidad, is a mlisnomler in) plinit f
sime, inasmutch as it is a concre'te,
fly flexibtle, mass of pitch. It is a
on which bushes andlt patches of
.able formation anld pools of water 8
> e seen. There is no diftieuity in
ng or wvading over it. The piteh is
ip with pickaxes and breaks of)' in
l-.nmps. The digers never go deep
~h to ftnd the p1tcg soft and elaetic.d
hort time the cavity' made fills up
The lake com riseo about one h
ed ar'es and will probably in tinme I,
ao exhausted. 1
CLEANSING TIlE CANALS.
riB ANNUAL E I NT W1i1IC1 1OVELNS
THE CuIOs.
IForced Labor In Egypt n it Ealets Under
the Khedive.
Cleansing the 8,500 miles of fresh
water canals that at present exist in
ypt is, Ilext to the inundation of the
Nile, the annual event upon which hangs
he success or failure of the crops. From
he Pharaohs to the Khedive, canal
redging has been the special and anx
ious care of the government and for
over five thousand years no igyptiau
ruler has yet been able to get thL vital
work done without resorting to forced
labor. A few philanthropists have re
ecently remonstrated with Isirail Pacha
and the present Khedive for compelling
the reluctatit fellah to work ; bit when
ever their pockets are touched Europeans
have always been most zealons to urge
and encourage the most brnt:al aipplica
tion of Egyptian forced labor. For in
stance, Ismail Pacha had to pay $8,000,
000 in order to secure M. dle L[ sseps'
consent to abolish that Hhilnfll clause
in the Suez Canal contract wiihI forced
20,000 fellahteen to be dragged every
month in chains from their own tiehlls to
toil at M. de Lesseps' canal, which has
been the alpha and omega of all the
plaguies that have befqillen Egypt duriug
the last fifteen years.
The present Khedive itl done awvay
with forced labor, except for ill-(v.ork I
elelning out. the canals ain .,f ren, gi
ing the cmhankmenlts of Ilie Nil'' ain
the l:1rger canals when tOlwr is ltanier
of a (lood, and these ctepilis aret :b
solutely llece:ssary to pres1r-ve ti' exist.
n ot Egypt.. The Nile b(egins to sul
side in October and begins to rise in
June. The work of cleaning out l th
canals Iegins in Febriiary, whitenl the
water is very low. ''he other day I rode
out to a point oi the ismailia Canal,
aitit fenl miles from Cairo, where about
l,t1,0I lahorers were hard at work clean
ing the canal. What I saw is a fair
sjeeimen of forced labor as it exists to.
day in Egypt. Moored near the banlk of
the canal-which is 180 wide--a larIge
diredging machine was throwing up a
colltiinuos stream of vile miud lpo>l the
towpath of the canal. About three hini
dred fellahccn--both men and women
were s<ltatting down on their haiiet-s,
and with no other implem:. b)ut, th1"ir
hands were scooping up thie m1d ibrowI
up by the dredging macline land1 th'ow.
ing it into round, two-handed, flexi'Hl1
1 uskets. About Heven hundred yonu",
boys and girl:( were caruving th es''
baskets full of mud on their' heias m1iil
"'dumpling" downl their con(et bh lind
lhe '"aital emhanlculnt, abouit hwo htun.
dred yard.4 distant. A Greek engile(r
was superintending the whb- .rik, altl
ahItt twenty or thirty overseem,;- ex
perienced fe'litlis, about fort V vears of
age-were walking a iout po'jisueltoiusly,
seeing tihat nobody was - lav 'I'lie:
overseers wore b rown wtotlei fi"zs and
long, hle cotton shirts, 1in ii e:c e )tre
foott d.
Eaichi oV(rste"r 1it1(1 inl his I1:al i 1 slit it
stiek, to the end of whieh was noih-d l
long flat leather strap tha:lt miglt I Iv
served in better days as ia trulnk strap.
These flat straps are a tereiil .i, itite
for the famous courbash- -an1 e 1iled strip
of hippopotamus hide about eight feet
long ind twisted and stitffeined with tinl
brass wiire. These flat straps wobtlli
occ:sionally cone down with a lo
Swlitck '" 11pon11 the back of som11e lu'k
lesse b ackslider, but as a rule theitre wa;s
n10 undue11 cruelty. Th'1e laborers'V ftem
selves were taken from the neighbloing -i
illa ges by ree<Iulisit i)1n upon1 ite)' r et i ve
Shieiks-el-beled to provid e ao manyI hamis.
They' sleepi ini tireir villaige, ati iet satIe
rise say thieiri frayers ande eait a lairge t
of liaked bteanis, garie andoil i. 'T'in.v
afterwtardl ilidt wo trk awxv uint itle ill.
b'oys iie girls of tenl ori twelve y'ears ehle
wot king away in thle sun quite Iilkeid.
Thei East Jilver Bridge.
Ctoistruction commllueed Jani. 3, 1 87i.
Size of New York eaissoni, 172x 102
feet.
Size of Brooklyn eaisson, lt;8x10 ().
feeit.
Timber aind ironi in) risson, 5,23;1
cubic yards.
Concrete in well hioles, chiamblers. etec.
5,6ti9 cubic feet.
Weight of New York eaissoen, abunt
Wegiht, oef con)lcrete lillinIg, ,00 f tih,ns
Newv York tower contains tt;,945 eni
yalrdsi tf masonry.
lBrooklyni teer'i conltainl :38,2141 eubie
ynirdls of masoniry.
.ILenigthi of river spai, 1,595 feet
L enigthi of enoh land span, 930 fett
i,8t;0 feet.
1Length of Brooklyn approach, 97t
feet.
Len'igthi if Newv Yot rk approl'each, 1 5('e2
Ftttt ti ines.
Total length of b ridlge, 5,989 feet.
Width of bridlge, 85 feet.
Number of cables. -t.
1Diiimeter of each ab tle, I ~15 ( inles.
(Cabie mnak ing re'ally't 111 ltmninced Ja11ii
1, 1877.
Lengthi of eachl siingle wiret inl cales,
~,r79 feet.
LengthI of wire in four; cablesli, exelti
'ie tf wrapini)ig wile, 14t,:0ui mlls.
Weight of feour tnles, iniclu.-ive it
wraljppmtg ire. :3,5:8( tns.
Ultiniite sfienigthi if eachl cabele, 12..
Weight oif u ire, niearly 11 feet pa
-Ii se'ly it rapped eto a oid cyitii liuiiei 15~
D e.pth oief to wer ftmlaItiion teo h V Iigh
i,eter, Briotk lyii, -15 feet.
DetpthI of tower founidation bl ow hiigh
vat er, New York, 78 feet.
Size of towe'rs at high waiter line, I In
(59 feet.
Size of towers at roof course, 13(ix53
eet.
Total height of towiers ilboet Iii.:b
wa-tte'r, 278 feet.
.Clear height. of bridge in colei r
wver span itbove high water at 90 <h
~rees F'., 135 feet.
Height of floor at towers abhove h gi
'iiter, 119 feect :i jilites.
Grade of roadway, 8; feet in 100) feet
Height of towers iab ove road way, I5:
eet.
Size of anchorages at lease. I129x it u
oct.
Size of anchoragesi at topi, ii7 1x ld
Hight of anc'horagest, 89 feet frttf
5 feet rear.'
Weight of eatch anebor pelate, 23 tolns. i
Eugmewer, Col. W. A. Rothling.
."I I mAn smart men say dat thie is!
ifferent at different placea. I believe bt
at's a foot, fur de time allers seems xi
riger ter de hoy what holdla det hoss deni b
r de muan what goes inter dio whisk,y
A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVEtRY.
4 New 1ud 1104t li,n ortlaltt Tlheorv ott One
o' the Mle Mt Vit ad ueston ot' (te t'y. la
If any one had informed Quoou Elizaheth
n I or ahnutioat dlayt that she coul have boent
;eated in her p1hIce in I mdon and conv'er,iod
vith Sir W%al er Raleigh in his North (aro.
lina hono; receivingi a r'ply fron him withlint 1'I
tn hour's time, she woult h:ive dlct:red it to Li
be a miraclo. Awl y et, hatd they lived in the I
Ipretent day, this apparent minele' w\ould I,
mIost readily Ive been witnes-o I anold not
eem at ill stranet or 0muatlura1. 'Tie trut ni
is, new I'ritii>les atr Ct milig ili o (i.tetlico,
and 1 ho op,erltion of illny tt s :allk owl it
the I'll.t is being fully understod in the
pn'runt. In 130 way do.itI+his fact Come o1100
forcibly to the mint than in tht.- caro and P
trentanett of tho humn body. Millioas of y
I eo1'pe hvo died in past ages fromtl soult: inl
csigniliettl or easily controlled causun_ whieb
in thorolug,"hly und-erstood now atl readhly 6i
han(dle .1. lonsumptiondi tirImlt b
hat been considot o; an inenrahlt tlisoase.
And yet it is demostts;1rated thIat it h:s been
t can be cured. even after it hat- had it long
rou. Dr. Felhix I swal has( juist 4ont1ribuited b.
ia notable artielo on this sub;ct to the I'opi- I)
le' ,c"ie,-e .I1nthlI,y. le rt"e,ti < econsumpnh- '1
lion i< h'1llino nvi'y eroful. Tle impu)arities P
of the bh.o.l Irodluc - at cnst:nit irritali)i inl
the Imgs, thus de.;t roying their tlo'i ate Iis- q
mues :l1d causing dealthi. Ilii theory "11owsi.
co'nclutsive'Iy ti:td Coasuml.tion is ia 1)11ood tis
cas'. It uits its origin pIritinarily in a d ragod "
co ndition of the kiioys or liver, t1: only3 t\wo si
organ:: of the holdy, aside fromt the taugs that
pmrify tho blood. When tl t kidneys or liver
are (1i8oased tliro; 3130hey ar'o in) a +.o or lactrratedi b
wtai--. wi comtniunic lte's poison .to every
tnunc_1 of blood that. pa-,ss4 thro:i.rh them.
'li . I ois('nouls blood rcilatos h1 ml,ghi tho l1'
sy,,tent ttwd Coml:t.; to tho lungs, where tle l
ptoimlm is dep,o=ittd, causing decollposition1 q
in the' liuly! foredie cells of the lItlngs. Any
dis'Ia (:tt part of tile Ioy l nis onlt nninlttingj
Io:ter, ltid yet the bltld, whic-h is I he If:? of "
thr -y,te:, i. harught. into direct volit:aft. of
with the-e 1in'ioet organls, thuas e1-1rryilg
contain all t r :t ias of t 1ho Ittl. Itishol,
JI' . t cli. 1). D)., 13,..1., wvholl d e:ithl Ilt ist
l~il- so rt'cet y rere.10 e, is relortetd to hav\u
dliedl < f In,elnnonial, w\hicht uno:ieal :nltholi- is
tit's altiri intic,tes a tiSel Sutt coln itinl'1 of tt
0' 0 kitht3is. Ti is ve!l k:nown, n44oieovr, li
tleat 1'or several year.- he hadti hcen the cietim tt
of sevrt'r Id i1o.I rubtlle. andl tihe 1.neato'1in -
wvhilb titilnll.y teriniianted his lif' uan4 <mly ihe"
h1,t result of thel 1,ro\ionts blool t iisonm1t'. '
Th'ile tldly 11tter which is left iln tihe- l'mi;,s: 1
by' the im3n3ur 1111 eiogs up1 amtl Iilatlly tl
ein>,ke., the p,atientl. Whenl this is accom17
plishedl ral'ily it i: cal!ed en ll : eu n:a or 1) p 1I<
e (on::1n1tionl. : w l :0lwl.v, Ci( InM11,111-l0iY. be1 ON
inl ailly event it i'4 the t u.oalt of im' (14, h i lt,
cna'I., by <di-ear-edi kithney:,,I'tl titer.
To,1''t ,tit facts o f >iience,;w a 'tll(iht-"I f-,- 1
h.all Vi le<dir::li ph-isiians of theday. T''hey
,he'.tw the diesir:lhilil '---n:1., the 10'ee sily, "f 1
kt"t"pin ; thest'lu u in1 t-rtant or "ans ini I er
feet eondlition, not only to inwsne h lth.i, b,.It el
aLmoto escalto<leth. it Ila-,bhe-nf1 t 1-'11 n,1
Ill t' SN Itilfa(':1 iln ,If 3 r 'i ot e ';:' I 1 .
Ilwi:t mintl, thmt t\ nrner'- 'N::f1" i\4141: :.n11 ai
:iti r ('uv' is th' only I(oown I.e a l 1( Ilat ai
('e n eulre ilt( keet' inl I.e 11 b tl -";:r,':1: ',( 1.
Iurifyin:u :, rgin'( 't ie- h sy, l:t: tii e1th
''!'on Il e=e m 1n11',- , h:'Il! i .: Al l l . - t hithI ,,;
11n :1 .' I t "l l 1 in1 t h 1"", . :11.1 pla11 :1 11, It,
in3 i t ulittt onl t4 - rIII l.\ :n 1 ni.t1 i. Iit, -
bho l. This i n Io itille statni' t t,'l.l 0 - Il e la
thcory. NIr. W . C. I ' i l Il ' (4
1{ntlal" ' .. \'. , Itlthher T1 l e For,nnary. u:t
t:ittn n o nt otiie h.o t-lh phII.\ ieianin 11 rie:l!ds.
Fo'r four y :4(4" 1 hatl 1 lt'rribh-e ogh, . -
c' n1'a i' 1 h ,t i::ht "ven4, "'!u ,. antiall the
w .ll I, u .'. \ to l.:t n . 11 - -Twilnl t i ll-: ,I
S,ntIh :ul,l :( I ni~ 4 II' r3 beIte . 11 1 : - -
tilnall t on l:h 3 1 I to t r \\ n r's- Stie ('i:re.
lulnl inl thret 1' mthIt- I '"-;aint"l twen"rtty '1'uutlts.
reet. ( - - t I )" 1 n er. I 'l : n1 (1- ' 'l:h
I'n'k. : to r1'Il." '' T e h t 1 nl".1the 1, .i.r ..n 1
in |ei:illilt'ly, bu4t3 11 :1 h L., ' "n4 :l (:( I I r.. . .
Illv w :. n i rer l iru'n ; '': w - h . 11:4l t1 .
Ih ll'' i" 111 n r (":l''t)t to I, 'i Ilr them 1
la1t, 3and41 tiat heallth can hn re r3to:e 1.
WOODEN IEFENSES.
What Wl'ue 'Thouglat Muttlicnt for 'orilaunmel
Forty 1enry Ago.
S1 me of 113r rel''rst will dloublItless re- tl
mn be'r the ('ll w\ontden block htouse' that ,I
f1' 'rmerly st(od in T"ort Se:nm l ell. W e:' 1
defe'lse81 for' (3ur3 harl 4313, :1(1l know'',ing. Ibal4
Mr. 3ila . 1ibl,nw fBie
1(1(, 13314 ('lmr4g4elof F'ort' S'::mmell' dur1i14g
its recon' 4(r)ictione we33 a4'(skedl hIiml forl 'om 1133
iniformation11(' 114'13 cocring 1134 4111 1block..
h3ouse. Hed has.' sent us$ te followm'3g
3n4ote, to4gete ' w141 Iiit a : pla (If i hn block
hos and334 o111(f 113e fo rt as$ it was3 or3iginll
bu3ilt: 311'
"'I prob:thlyv ('an tell Y'ou1 some311thin311 I
about03 the4 lock'i houw(41 tin3t 31tood in Foil
S('eaun-ll. When('( it was3 lirs.t imliilt I
4'4nm3o1 4-43y4, as3 it wa45- 4ob1l:311n4ul 1(4 lome iit
dlilIpidaIted wh1(en my4 fa4ther' thorouhl33~3y
r'elm4ired'( it ou1t.ide 3314l 1iid' jin 1I--2 or
was0- lIllilt t13 de'fend( th14 h:4hor ((Iroml'3 tillw
lenemy's4 shlips1, m134l at tihe timel it 44a1 re-'
\"'''l31hdo' t4o be31 ('IIti! 1(o 4'omba1l 'nv- e'
in the' year 18'1 1 11ny faIth 1303'hl 31 my lt
41i31 diinensions33l ait i (r M('Clary, at1 1i(
Iiri:t '1t4'ry (If 1113' (3ne4 at1 Mch[4(4rv was
gnallitl', m3st'emI 4of wood1, a3- lit S'han14Iel
Thlle nooner4'3 of con3stru3tion wa(3 V.344 fof.
1(1us: Them (313 It "II'tunn.ll' na4s. 1hui1
1131o tim1l'('rs: about 14 -in,.he4s s1j(-: 3''
('r, ''ach1 one3 3inned m'l 11 owle44'Ild tol lb'
11(4- lolow14. 'Is un1111e 41 solid1( w4431 11
mehe1l(s ieuk, wh'1i('h wo(ub1t he1 134 1ikI
'thought1 of.~14~-( I w441'ill lan sket1ch the34 ',
lllanl of t. I4s11t ilag141 ine t1 thisa e'
t:agon,l 43343 4-s the4 up1111-r or main1( story'). On et'
1(inti4' bloc1ks :1341 gun3 4'in'l-e foi moun313t. hI
ing~ fou 1( ann:on311. In (134- 'en(tre4 (If tih'e i
lower43story', was1 a1 ma1(gazie built of br'ick. (
T-,lo-oe nti trvwr for
nutsketry. ' Th'Ie pro'(jection4 41; thel upp)14
for) shoot(0in. 41043nw44I, if 11l1 4enem344
14o3 lai34led an3d unid311 an( ath-mpt11 toI -h4 I
1842 4'very4thin(g w4a3 mad:41: i41.w 341I.1
Ithe old1111 time'r. Around3311 the4 house81 w44
4-34443e (13el 31' nunI ('f eedar, phI1on1 :3boutI B
(four inches44- apa14rt. Tin1' 3(pper-4 sten13
Jhis 1bu1ilig was3( 311 4l
Mr.i ('' imba110ll1's. plIssta h
1)1 ti: lb'etr 4411 t h inci.,un 3' h (('I.33 io
31 MI 4Nkad3e. 1ort ish1-11. 20114 was 1egn
(3lginal1 pho3(, before34 thl 4uur (If 1812.
The' i4g t Wa40 to I rui3 h Vehet,la sI 11
lho larta of 1r$nIa43114' loilt lhtiri' il
('h1 maIf 134 (31, 4(n(1 4tol tlet h1i I
(t4hin ti he1'13 334 bri 11( l'si',1 am I.
f1ler being presd (3' side 4l'1 holi kirml
4nder (4h1 p0h fth 31(1k 'in th i3r e
4' 31 n lr.& of the andw t th 31brist34:
'431wnard, and prfesing3 thfir 31 int
noa substanc Iof theI evee , then1' tw4Ilist
1 1)d t)'h arm, hand' and1 31411-rus 44o.3
n i 'il hakwar or .fornrd'Te or
A ltetlt et tihe iVa.
Dr. E. Warren, the eminent ihvsician
to Purveyor General, C. S. A., now
actitioner in Paris and widely-knott
r"oughout the South wrote olieiallk
Dr. \\Vorthington's Ciolera and 1)ints
Lc ca Metieine has long ago enjoyed
ght re,pitation, both in an<l out of tit
rmHuy." Other )Ihv)sicians of high stand
g recom uend it, and with such endorsc
cut it ie recognized as a sovereign curt
"Is wEmn a monopoly ?" asks tb
oston orminercial Bulletin. That de
onds upon who has it. If it is yoOt
es ; if it is wo--no.
Persons recoverin; from wasting dliseae0
ch as malaria, frvera, etc.. will lie greatl'
tnetited by u ilg 1i own's Iron I1itter.
TiIt petrified body of a mant, witl
t)tli hands on his stomach, has jus
ecn found in the ruins of Pompeii
hlo deceased was probably one th
ompoii Board of Aldermen after a bat
ttet.
OwNroN, k'v .1J. N. Bieek a,ca
[ have )tied lirowi'< i:u litters masd c i1
der it one of the hest tonics sold."
How much pleasanter this world woul
t to live in were it as easy to go to be
night as it is to remaii there in ft
iorning, and as easy to get ip in tit
torning as it is to tailk of getting It
le yot go 4t, bed.
Cont>Utts. PA."--tv. J D) Zerhinr, ,ar.
was paraliz3d Iin my rivht side. The s
Brown's Iron Bitters enabled me to walk.
MAD.MQ 1:. called upont the iustrueto
the hoarling. school whore her ho'
being educated and expressed her a
asishtent that the pupil was 15 on til
st when only 10 scholars had Competed
I hwg your pardon, madam,'' said tlh
struotor, " this is xtow the error hap
'nod. As your boy is always last w
it, hint down the 15th, forgetting tha
sere were live pupils ill or absent."
l,adies & children's boots & shops can't rnt
'-r if Lyon's Patent Heel Stifl'onera are usc<
'l. diiamtondls 'w<ln byt Nrw Y'or,
nrtcetle'rs ttre" I:ad I', he wotli
350,00t1. h'lle (-arh'uttcltes wcttrn >nl th
oses of New York lar patros ps lirol>al'
:st about . $i,000,nnn.
" tIr. Its'. nt' (''clery :nail r'hanmomtjilt' 1",I
ro avorlh th'"r wri:,"t in :,ldi in nervonr 'n
ek heach;it'-." lir. Lehsichter. litllinot
,lo,7tnl has thirteen Nubinna as cur
itirs, the cltiuti heing thitt they htv
hoirror of wanter for '"hattlhing ittr
'.sea." N-'tw let him ierllt tie N'Ns
orkl [oistl of Ah l'i."rn,, under his eitt
Ia a 1itt l y% of m--n"rs Ithat I'hitr wate
trinking purposes.-- //"/ford J'
'r}tl r ri t 'r. (' -lte!r ? :r "" r 'r' l i.;,-m . :l
). \lr"rri.i ' li'net Hl l, \T t ,.. Jf "r_s i .i
ee;' ii. /tp ros n .
" ro J, ACi has sI tue h ;,imself train
sg for the doublet setul race ?" said
[arvard o>y to) his chum on the floal
Yes, .f;ck rte vtr was very stro:g.
And now," 11hitined in the first speaker
now11 he's row-hnt.".
See liere, Yonna Ilen,
intl cirl of iino is twice as handsono sine
w" ronuedtl ii i ;si n (Carholine, the deodot
c d te. rnet of l'etroleumn, andt( I would tie
I" withlo t it for it fo:t'une.
"Wrrut'torr jiokinig, will you toll us
hait a 'dude'is?" atskeid it holy' c'ltiorrespor
itut. (Certainsly. A "'dtde"' is nthIing
t is mell'iy lin :ipology for ia htiuman ht
ig, :ti:d is to o weakill to bie hadi; and to
un)1 ei iii'h wil.l.
I ' h Is';i rtOnl, s' i olidied fromii ii
t1Nt'1''55 le i ear best w~hsen t.hseir ev<
r's sluit. Forw proof,~ visit any fashiioi
A Itemai,rkable~ Tribute.
hn.yOclidro,. of Pititsbuirg, Pa., writes
nllt$il lir. ' tai . n it,ha t iimost gratifyinug s'
.iIl s bei n. IlL sithinee i of it'l'slsa
-sit nu to tih;h5ticonght. lssOn diapn
ns l I'. 14nt'Isisto ll'sh U:dlan t iststai
DSr. Green' tOs ou 'ented S1ittera.
Si r .4.-The5 Iitliat cen:sts give
is d th Ii'' ots'f thIe Untit''d S'ttahl s,
MFNt4iMAN's pie d.Ionized bie{ tosj is'ii
ty pire'parnijoni o bheef containiing its e
I' ntrWou'jIss ;>ro(j.er'fr. It (.cntin jblo 111
akinsg, fosr(ce genert ing anid -life'ssustssin
g psropert'ies;i I valutale for indtieesit
'spess 5, nerv1 ni prostratliin, and al1l51
55551 of g&eteral deiity; a, in aill enfle
I'l condtit onil, wahe'ther the result of ex-,
lit'u(tin', v ptlirostration, over-work~ or
utedisase, artculrlyifresuinsg fromt
tlmonsary compjlainta. Caawell, Hazard &
., Proprietors, N. Y. Sold by drtuggist.s.
Wni tr is tin- diiflerienie beitweensi at td
r.uti aIh:tl bsso'? Noniste; fil'r thas
IR.WORTHINIToN's
HOLRA RAMP
AND
ARRHOEAUR
USED
ovE'R 25 YEA Rs
n,i~j ' is,hlen i nn'' sss u's ri -u.
.) .'i rh 45 . h (ssi'.s -,f'~s ; 1 ' 'i 11''O . g
r s. THE CHARLES A.V00ELESR COMPANY,
13 ach Bitters mleetai ihi
CEtUIRATE3 rano)nal medical r'I
'oopy hi'h at
' EW\ preent,prevaina. It
is perfctly pureC
veget abte remedly,
embractng the th'r'ee
important prope'rt iis
- 0 o. a preventive, a
tonic and an attera
2.tiTe. It fortfts I he
b 1ody against. diaen se'.
invigorates and re
iazst.be torpid
atomach and lir,
and egfacts a salut arl
ghange lin the eat,ire
ST OM Ci sytem.
or"r saad Dyall
99 g4ta adF- a
APitoros of the duty on works of art,
says a Paris paper, a rich Amet ican calls
upon a famouis artist.. " I must get tluit
picture of yours over to New York be.
- fore the new law comes into operation
it'll save mo thirty per cent. Just sign
D the picture and I'll have it fluiished ou
the other stido."
Thb Prot 'nIon a Unit.
Mr. O. I. DaA pE of No. 2!3 Alain Streot,
L Worcester, Mass., volunteers thu followin:
"iliav ing occasion recently to tue a remedy
for kidney disease, I ap plied to my druggist,
,%r. D. B. Williams, of Lincoln Square, this
city, and requested him to :urnisli nie the
best kidney medicine that lie knew of and ho
banded meo a bottle of Hunt's Remedy, stat
ing that it was considered the best l:ecause
ie had sold mnany bottles of it to his cue
lootis in Worcester, and they all speak of it
in the highest terms, and pronounce it always
reliable. I took the bottle home and coin
.mienced tttking it, and find that it doet the
t work offectually; and I am pleased to recoini
.imend to all who have kidney or liver disonso
the use of Hun. Remedy, the sure cure."
April 11, 1853.
We All May so.
Mr. GF:oia a A. Buanarr, No. 165 Front
Street, Worcester. \lais., has just sent us the
.o'lowing, directly to the point:
" Being alieotey with ailments to which all
ulimantity is snbject sootner or lat or, I to id
carefully the advertiseinont regardiig the re -
: intnrkable curative powers of liunt's llenictly.
F id as it seemed to apply to my case exactly,
I purchased a bottle of the iodicino at Jain
nory's drug store, in thi city. and having
nsed it with most beneficial results in mly on n
1:ae, my wife ant son also, commtenced its
tiso, and it hats iost decidedly ilmproto I their
health, and we shall continue itj useO iln our
famnily under stich favorable results.''
April 17, 153.
yDIrugsats Ei:s ioncen.
- Gr. .UUAtatt: W . lior,o.tl, tlrtg ist. J _.i
anud 1:11 Cong;res Street, Troy. N. \'., write
April 7, 1553:
nI Ati (onstanttly rellin; ffumnt's li"tnedy
fmr disensus of the kidiley:, liver, blatI ic
- ndii rituiry or:;ans, to iy trade amid friend
3 i ntl t hint ltt it gites general s.ttisfCtin i1
t nll who l: a it."'
Trnrt. hav been many definitions ot
1 a gentleman, but time prettiest aid most
I. Itoetic is that given by a lady. "A geu
tIlemat," says she, ''is a hum111an1 lwaing
(o1mb11ining i wtom.in's tenct'sderntesii it a
nai s courag.
Roanoke Cotton Pre::s.
The liemt and ('lien tie.t l'ress isiutde.
n U.tn l ss than sheltr .'s,r "t h"r press. 1 ndrels in
actual use at ti,t h rt.a-,. Ail h"ure' power gins. Makes
heavy balins bfhuit ta-ter ttan any gin can pick. The
new improvemevnts in gin honu.w, di,crit,d in the words
of their inventors, free to all. Address, Itoamloke
r on orke, Co rnsoo t, N. or ltoanoko
0oton P re " Co. ittcit Scui": : 0.
Cured Pa,inlessly.
Thei. MIedic,i .'' l- Ior . i imi: am gn A Y. I0..0
"m"i''ning. An s .' t - - t .T ,
R. S. b COhkon. La Po: ,r:d,
OPIHMIn Three Weeks.
addrew incont.11 . U .i t h :t. Ntain
0PUM 3fLiIARg IAIT
end Staut,, enIs. Dr.
Mars,h, Qua ln y Michi.r
SxITH A SPAUI iNo, Propr'e l,ife scholarsht.
Ladies, 330 .Gentlemien.6 .h. References requird
Inoreaing demand for o rator.----ala~ fromn40a .
610per mont.b. For fu I particular. adr,ess, J e
mpaaldtng. Buam=a. Manaaer. NLumguT,
(N l I iii Ri.y i'c. I uw, Newark N.J. I.rn
tnanI I ur i r:nu.rite for circubllica.
CHICAGO SCALE co,
1 . S'21~ io GN '.t4,E 940. 3 TON h
COTTON BEAM &FRAME 345
100 OTilrit im.I ared ce ri - I,f I 1 Fit, .
FOR~GES, TOOLS, &c, A
i nFT FontI|EIpiD Folit IIn r nt,gi
-so air. A uvt anac I(I nt Irr n t...l ,
CRE WNRO A WORKE iS.
P 0 Box 169o New Orleans, L.a
Maufactnirera of Rn mnold.. etehra.
ted Pintfom ( CTTI'lN PnENNE8S
Stean. lla. & IlerO iPm ir. Stea m
Pai~tntl hg eboai. tn,iiu Werk. I5ili
Fr"OtI). Itma Ra.li'n ,Bac
ILEV AI HOBB WisTE
Afe a horou ah trial ofth
TRtON TONIC, I tae pleasure0 URl
in stating that I have been '
a.reatl~ benefitted b its I
us. iisters and .ub
JUc Speakers will find it_
of the greatest va lu e
where a Topi.o is nocs
sary. I recommend it
as a reliable remnedtia
reatorative properties.
Lou4a, K y., A r. 2, 1592.
rmazBEDBY 'UlE DR. H ARTER MEDI4
The Westingh
-MADAPTFF
*SIWEND FOR SPEUJA
No Counter Shafting or Pulleys
Required,
SW $75 to $150O Saved.-as
(Jins betltedl direct from Engine, or
coup'edl to i', as int this cut,
Withiout Belt.
Bniler tray be oet. 100) feet from Gin
House. l he Most Pei fuc etiu.,t for
GiJNNING COTTON in the world.(
pgrThiar jur lluAIrateid Cirrular .-8
TFe WESITRHOU8BMAaI
DAN1r., A TMrg Us,eleral atate Ag
.-11 A N IA fN(INHIiNG (OA'PAMir 83 Man
For You,
Madam,'
Whose Complexion betrays
some humiliating imperfec
tion, whose mirror tells you
that you are Tanned, Sallow
and disfigured in counte
nance, or have Eruptions,
Redness, Roughness or un
wholesome tints of Com plex
ion we say use Hagan's 1ag
nolla Balm.
It is a delicate, harmiless
and delightful article, pro
ducing the most natural and
entrancing tints, the artiflci
ality of which no observer
can detect, and which soon
becomes permanent if the
Magnolia Balm Is judiciousl:
used.
tr "
NnW IMPROVUD
VTPWATIJT ES
I,arge-t t+t !i. thi' Tim "ollerI ""t lcla.
J. P. STEVENS WATCU CO.
I WITr.tAIti. t1i:.i.T. - - A I.\ TA. (:A
[FAL KID.BLTN,HS
I IV
KID,U O IE FITTN
BRSSGODA STA *AUES
MILLE FASTORSUEPPES
OF. AL KIDS ELNG,S""OS
aUNd ACKNG OIngLSPUMPS" ALL
ElNGINE GOVENSe, &o.g,. ne
4q3 Man tret, OUSVILE n t
TATINST IS;M CHEPES. "a
NTS WP A NT D__ for___ hn____ t. Clo,rl Ilst lli
zl et >~ ij~i tS E l l, ( .. M nmlr
AN Pa OU R, for tall wh Tw lor saa .e spaostme OhI
tiaani, o I a,P W I I.Atln a a (fn. .
S or lurt rateptb<.a Co r '.nt h 2 yeaurA. ra
t.it e of;uz . ironA, Peruatn,n n
A E'K 2 Aarky a ,n Posphou ine ('t
51 $0 s alatablo frm . orturr.
draj eliSty, o.s ort A .
C1''l9 . ~1'T)ti, 'rstat nlono Fal'Lir'ain
- t aar. JAIt).~ . TOWNE,a
I raa I ndust'rla r y, Illtoaala.t, . ys:-a
SAHOR.al hos il excee sreme for.
the debi pilnitatita.,I l rce. ot
Joustle EngMJltAU L.i3ca8.ne
- Cate, ornbnthoo Caro
ett Sree, tahnia,t for . a.r
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