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be planned. iAlwart form, luI gooe, Ua sennarter Iad, so spruce. Wt* bazel in their hue, ralts dhesnit tint Iia-mou ger uttered locitst word% His t ne'er suolt of mint, Ile hAd a g for every palm, A tederp for mine; HoWi a pop lar with the girls, 06Yal for him d.d pine. 16 aid: "Oak careful be, my dear, Beech chatte and alwa. s good 'Tis little I kinow of thu worl, I'm booked up, buttonwood." He left me for the lesfy g''doq, And went by M:,no trunk -i o To Aiidroscoggin'o logging camtp, On chops to daily dine. I willow any one a debt Of gratitude If they Bring tidings of ny absent " mash," 1ow three long yoera away. How Beds Are litade BeaUt1tut. A great deal of decorative Color , now fashionab le for bed-coverings. Si k cov eings of embroidery or of rich damnasks are sed over the entire bed.. If a whito spread is preferred, it is bri htoned by 9 wsarf drapery, of rich' dar brocado that is thrown carelessly across the foot of the bed. The Japanese ombroidered quilts, and tho-so done with gilt threads in tapestry designs, are espcially hand somo. Autique laces combined with white Inuslin-fare used over colored silk linings for bed-spreads, with pillow spreads to matcb. A border of red ush, upon which the lace edge falls, is a pretty fnish; when not lined, those lace spreads are used over down' com fortable that are covered with ro: blue or red silk.-Boston Advertiscr. War'Ilnn Dan costunes. A wonderful amount of invention is expended in devising original costumes ir Parisian fancy balls. A lovoly vntess, who is noted equally in P%,ris foi wit and beauty, gave ono recently in S'i her guests represented a fruit S3.1. The ladies appeared as Vines, c. rry trees, ourrant bushes, strawlrIiry pl.nts, etc., and the gentlemen as apple and pear trees. Ono lovely young ld:L(y, .t is said, wOn m1rmnur,3 of admiration as a strawberry. At nuother l a kitchen garden was represonted. The ladien woke whito and rod turnips, eauliflowers abd radishes (the sweket-smfellig oliol and the suggestivo carrot wero noglect ed , and tho gentlemen Ired as ca bages, boot root and celery. H0mo-3 amusement was created at nuotier fanoy ball given by Mme. (luichard by th' appearanoe of a newly-married contli!e as ook and hen, the cock being nrrovt~ a in goldetn brown feathers, with comb and. spurs complete, and the lien in white satin and isaindown, wvith~ a little white-feather tail and a small bas:ket of golden eggs. What Emperor William thinks of the long trains of ladies' ball-dreesses may be gleaned from a conver~ation ho la'd sat th recent court ball with the young and charming wife of a foreign m'ilitary attache,.who appeared with 0one of thosei long trains prescriblod by the etiquetto of her o'wn country, and also worn at Berlin bythe non-dancing ladies of riper " youth. ' The Emperor, noticing that the aforesaid young lady had not joined the dancers, inquired, ini his most afl'a ble way, the reason why, and received the frank reply :" For the simple rea - ,yoir Majosty, that nobo)d a rsked -''' e lot meC till 'you " the Emperor, 'with-agmilinig gIb;do 'r enormous traini, " thht-mi olliers vidently afraid of p)laying 5,( uLYavo your lovely dress ;" jestingly add " If I had had the slightest power atters of fashion, I shorda never tolerated those cumborsomne tra ins talls. Unfortunately I have been utterly powerless in this respect thus. far, but I inicerely rejoice at the prs pot of. Dame Fasi on speedily and symn pathetically coming round to my views once more." Amerienn Women the n3est Darensea. American women are unquestioniably the best dressed nowada~ys. Why it should be~so is a question too profound to enter on hero. -Much and subtle anal ysis would have to be expended on.thmt problem. One explanationl which seemls to lio on the surface may he that, while deciding with authority on qluestionsi of taste, and fully competent to judy-e them, they bring to the buusines~s a ee'r t. 'i origmnality of con~coption arnd na tional freshness of idea which pervad e's the result, making it not only charn<IdoC in itself but exactly suitalo Ie the wv er. Amierican women-those, at L Who visit Europc~-have gen erznlv ihe pull over English woImenf in mny mat ters, and, as we have said b:Tore. ther not only have the money to synda, ilt like e >ending it on dress. .Gut, boitl that, e is a discernment of t hie li tiug, a happiness of choice, which thiey brng~ to, rather than fboil ini, the stuidios8 of high art mn dress. High nar;, by the Way is wofully wdmted just now to'ward ofcertain deformities tho femnino pairt of the human race is threatened~ with. Tight lacing, a f'ico always lying in wait, snow oenly dvoeated andenoied Thewait is to resiemlnle inron es and harshness the malinimast of a Ii ip, only it must not be thicker thmii a spar. Hisquare shoulders are " in;" and hose graceful slo Jingulnes Were iniert hoops of whalebone in their aeeves to preserve unbroken the straight nhe from the neck to the top of the arm. A~.X.~Wh Women's Board .of Trade at Olii C) ,~ Cengo. The f albusiess aneanted on he1 es' Board of Trade at Chiengo is aftedfor a nickel's worth of pea ting silk stockinga~ of the old <idbanana patterns, tearing to Raew dresses, not literally with the bn.with the tongue, and tele 'thieir dear fathers and brothers a to learn if they'd better S ea thsmorning or wait till 2f rig. With an enthus - 'f Oscar Wilde they have inoouth terms of " bull " ~ ~daddress each other by ngiames of "long " and form is " Areyou Po" and not " Hell, oltnblock, is *brawest hesrb a *Mttsmg-room may be a ~~fr ~qzhrror, otie owotk fot~ci WI ~81*O~ R~Sn~ markeet noe a about a-0 upjt, r they look with oo we e co the slips fts they come from the Uments.-Chicago Momfolag 1eEw Women E& tuse to know a husband, says Clara Belle, who said that he always fell more or less out of love with his wife on Sun-. day, but tumbled slap in again when he saw her arrayed for church. She was at such tines so neatly drossed, so smil. mg, so sweetly different from her every day speQt, lnt she made a regular weekly conquest of his heart. Oh, there are few women who can't be chairning if they earnestly set about it-even while eating. I mention this test of feminine grace because it is a severe one. - The process of filling the stomach ordained by nature -s vulgar in itself, and a great deal of daintiness is required in the woman who would eat unrepellantly. Fried oysters are a sore trial to the ethereal girl who sits down to them with her admirer after- a late theatrical per formance. It has been five or six hours since dinner, and she is as hungry as a bear that has lived on its paws all win ter. She knows that bed-time is close ahead, and she will not have to endure her corset loPg, if she does tighten it from the niido. lit a big apl)etito is disenchanting in a maidon, and fried oysters are grcavy. The problem before her is how to put the seven oysters into hersolf without Convincing the young man that hor stomlach is ibout like his own in. its periodical call for food. There is a isiik in the matter that no skill can wholly eiliato. The best rnIla is to put on an expression of very mild lSdiin at ChkIi mouthful, as thon gm yol t ook it linter protest. Don't oNver (10 this, aid lok as though ieckened, bt just ek-vate the rows a trifle, smile faintly, and tiry to ive theimnuresrion that you tolerato a friq d oymter, biut do not hanker after it. I wutched a slender, graceful, angel-faeed creature in a tash ablo oyster-iohro the other night, and saw that by n1ev] (tinzg her deportnient 1ho vms shotki !th fsil)wo am( I tableJ. :ral she dn't einr whether he h4ired e11(r u)r not. Anyhow, she was putting the oyenri iito lher nnumth by hzalve, chewing thum -with undisguiso'l ruisto, swadowing p)hf'nty of broad and elat Cabbagye mllog wit ht them , n11(t ta; ing 110 l'IulnI '0hlIateve'r to disnugm tho fact that fsho (w eijoyig thein 1)1ightily. At the next tal e zat a I iei(Cr iiid older woman, w ito privaticed thme art of oyster catiiri, I mvo iidit'ued it-. H er facial m:priimonvIs eIlever. Shie lipped in the food:l inl lig pi(ecei whlen her coin panI'ionl wantl1kn ,1Adib whn1 he waS hooking. Sho got aw1Ly w K. la her(y ImIIl without, nparing to lmve0Ii tlkeni~ anting to speak of, mmal it wa nl h empty p~latUeshtrvae t~mh fac. Shte wasJ not le.ss skilful in drhiikiung hier haii f of a1 (quart a. (clanu pae'. 'I hO gho~ wats lifted to heri lips lilh' t1, h lunmd of a Qumien to kiss ; her mon01th shut oIvr tinrely ain inch of the 1brIim ; ti he was no !l-in~ g or gurgling; the win trwa.Itd litealv downi her throat lbut. with t~'i-tit zi1ie~eIut celerity. Whier Startin to go out, wvith coinsiderable of th lb i i tieresei P in hwr b rain, she failed for aL dre:eimy 'inshmt to recogn~ize hr r~I ectio,i a l 1 i fl-1(Flet ir ror, mali~ tried to tuni out to het herself pas by her18of. Thoe buinder was seen by 110k' oy M 't ihO. Snmo re'coveredl ler c(1t!iity inishallyt~, anrd departed as smiouth lly l)' a ItO Iry. "O Ma(cedrylunn Ulnrns." At a .Ynrna hbnut held in Mont real, innhiy .numern~ of chmi'ts fromt thei to an~ ''njoyaible' Ca~mnilmal (J!'t-, wvhim wase~ prononnieed1 :thnost as ftood as the lunnert' d genll (th-t ini thi' hand of thme hea-t her'. Sandy~ . 2fe(ltia, a dhistingulished~, stramu'r, ma15ie the sj. och ofl the( 1'vaii aind aftetr hbeing I pr:e hV ilm Chmir, rmn, who 1.ad1 never seen or 1i'.m of lumsi n bfore., iln aLI ltc 11ring isp'eh, ho0 said. "Led II1ie an gen t lemin, TmD aiwfu' ye showvi m C'unnada to ma countrymnan JIn. 1'm alh~so prlouid to tedl ye that ini itoery land ye liml Hteotehumeii at the lmi-:d o' amffauirs. 1%rIhapa): ve (dillna ken otuly just ,ot fra (Glasen, and~ t'win' t(4 head wind andh snaw~ only arnI'ved( ves ter nrn ; ats .1 said before a ou1ne mov'iot kon1 It, 1butt I assulre ye, letbiiios and pgn.. fhlemen.i, flhat I am11 a S''utehiim mat s-l' anl' men awfut' prIoodl o' the g'r*atlsihonr ain repec shwn nitonlyintw ken 1t tim n La S~ctluimn lie sU fr h (n a.i, v'.hamr they nipeak the puirest Ens'lish ini the wo~rkl, an' minny- a num1) frae' (ac ~ 1(is takenC) to bet ani Eu g ish man11, but i'll no dtetain yC, saan hicee the totat o' aL' toasts, ' My counitrg. Lflan , Ilurns A lepraved Mouuse. A nman in Eur: kal, Nov., has a cuiriosi tsy at his store ini the shape I of a whisky Iipplin1g mouse, that 00omes1 up an regnt tar for his liquor as the most veritabdle old toddy tipper in town. It appeaLrs taste for the ardent by lapping up the stray drops that fall from the faucets of the long rowV of barrels in thme store, and, like a real hnman, has~ been led into the whirlpool of an) OVerweening in dulgeneo by the p~ractinro of occsiional "nipjping." *Whecn under the influence the lit-tle long-taihld topor cuts up the moest cuius anties. Ilo rolls arotund on thei floor in a perfect spirit of drunken recklessness, stands on his head and plays regular "high jinks " among the banrrels and( -hbottles. As with mankint whisky seems to make him sociable, 9a/ when on oneO of his jamb~orofes he cuts around through tihe st >ro and of1ic with out the least alpparen-t fear, and is as familiar and friendly with the boys a~s caun he, even running up the~ir legs and allowmng them to handle him. A Philadelphia Trick. " Here is5 an article," Baid tihe peddler, 'that is as cheap as dirt!", A man toolk the article, and was walking away, when he peddler grabbed him. " Where's my money for that ?" he isked. *' Motley," said the man, "Yes--money." "Why, you said it was as cheap as lit;wlcnget all thte dirt I want "Well, yo aen't have it foI' nothing 1" zobxied the peddler, angrily., .'fred,'~ aaid thenman, " this ped a ye dirty triok on u~s 1,'". AV4bflem.-. M h 4 eer.It is a fuem iar~ aar t souseated .with he problems of eurS#iing and engnering, that the Mdst teduusO calculatIoUs assooiated with fessional servicesbf th latiMs ar, from the metho& of triang uation now in U and from the fatiguig and abstruxe re' lations of sines and cosines , which enter into the work. The necessity of an in. Itrumuent capable of measuring these relations with accuracy and of experi mentally solving the problems of trigo nometry arising in the course of a sur vey, has been long onnfessod by engi. neers. The invention perfected by the Young Japanese-engineer-not patented by the way--onsista primarily of a steel or brass plate, near the bottom of which is a graduated bar wrhich may represent the base of any given triangle. The bar is graduated into ten equal parts with extreme accuracy, and these sections are again graduated until a linear register of the utmost conceivable fineness is pro duced. At one end of the bar is fixed a semicircular platp, tho crcuinference of which is graduated into degrees, miii utes, and seconds, and the base of which is parallel with the bar itself. At the other end is placed a quadrant, or quar ter of a circle, graduited in the same manner. At the center of each of the ciroles of which those plates form sec tions, a movable bar turns upon a pivot in the same manner as the hands of a clock. Each of these bars is graduatcd into ten equal parts of the name lengthi as those of tlhe bases, and each part is fimely subdivided. The quadrant and sonicircular plates are also so con structed as to slide into the fixed bar thus forming a base-line of any conven ient or assignable length. With this instrument such problems as those in which one angle and the adjacent sides one side nnd the adjacent angles, or one angle and the opposite sido are given, to find tho other factors, may be performed instantaneously without calculation. I Having for example, one angle and the a(jacent aides given, the engineer re volves the graduated bar upon the quad rant if the angle is less than a right angle, and upon the semicirelo if it is obtuso, until the proper angle is regis tered. He then revolves the second bar until a triangle is formed whoso sides are exactly proportionate to fhoso given, and readm off the second angle from the plato. To find the third it is only ieces sary to subtract the sum of the two already ascertained from 180. In the meantime, the ratio of the third side to the other has already been registered upon the second movable bar. The prole)hm is consequently solved without reference to tihe sines, cosines, and tedi ouis logarithms with which trigonometry ablounlds. ''___ Our Tobacco Production. .The fifteen States of Kentucky, .r gimia, Pennsylvania., Ohio, Tennessee, North Carolina, Maryland, Connecticut, Missouri, Wisconsin, Indiana, Newv York, Massachlusetts, Il linois, and West Vir giuia, in the order named, still produce, as in 1870, more than ninety-niine pe3r cent, of thme tobacco of the United States, though it is reported in twonmty-two other Stattes and six Territories. Of these fif teon, only Missoiuri, Illinois, Indiana and Masacluisetts prloduce less thamn in 1870. -1{'iucky produces thirty-six por1 cent. of tile total product of the country. Vii ginia holds thte second place ; Pennsyl vania has advanced from the twelfth to tile third ; Wisconsin from the fifteenth to the tenth ; and North Carolina, Con-i niecticut and New YXork have each gained y one point ini the rank of tobacco States. T.Lhose that hlave not retrograded in rela-t f ive prodnietionl are Maissac~husetts, Mary- 1 imnd, West Virginia Indiana, Illiniois, .M1ssourl and T.ennesee. The apparent increase ini production during the1 decade is 8() per cent., wvhich exaggeraites time real advance in tobaccot cultivation, as the preceding census cropt was a smaldl 011e and the fear of taxation t may have oper-ated to prevent a full een sums of t.obacco ini 1870. The crop r'e p)orted in 1880 was one of imediuim pro- r dulctionl, not in excess of the present re qirenjts of hoime conlsumiption and exp~ortaitioni. The average v'ield per acret is 731 pounids, ps shownm by the totals,. Thie var'iation inl vield, from 1599 ill g Maissachmusetts to 471 ini North Carolina, 1s pr'ommmeiied by Mr. D~odge, staitisticiani, ti due mi'l diffring degree to th se 1L or neglect of fertilizers, the habiut ofl growth vi of dii terenit variet it 5, and thme vicissi- m ttides of tihe seasionsi. .in Masschmusetts, b Connec&(t ienit, New York, Pennsylani' Inl ain1( WAiscon'lsin, thme seed-lenuf varint ies 0 are Imain ly grownm, and1( high fer'tilizatonm (' prac~ticed, ai ~lays reCsul tig ini comphara- inI fivel ievy crops. In Ohio the vieild)be as abi ove thme averaige, thme Ohio sced-leaf tr hemcig extenisivelyv cultivated in thme Mi- Ea aimi Valley, wh ile the Burley, a vigorous te grower ot a less productiv'o class, is- al- :u most oxchmisive ini its riolminene in the eni Ohio River counmtiesi, Kenmtnemkv, produC- to ing imany grades of Omntting aind shipping tob~accos, upon0m an1 exhausted soilI of great oiiginal fertility, imake anm average M vielca.. In Marylandm~, Virginia and West et Virginia tihe yield is better thanm the n generali avermigo. The low yield in NorthI ('arolinma is a neOcssit~y of t'he prloductionl ni of t he fashionablo yellowv " b right"' grado(1 q used for pig wvrapper, grownx on a poor si M~il. - -*2 H(a Ilock~ Guxzuc. AN auitielo in the New York Tribune fr ays that tile oleander is such a deadly b) poison thait a hmorso which haid (eaten a r( bunch of leaves diedj in a short time. Persons pio-kmg and~ eating the blossoms a have also died from the effects. " The -. branhesa divested of bark and used as \i skewers ha5ve poisonmed the meat roasted au on them, and killed seven out of the twelve people who patook of it." N "I suffered with rheumatism of the back and hip for a number of years, " staid Mr. Thlomas Morgan, Suiper'mtendl ent of Streets. "I was waited on b~yv physicianis, but they gave no per'ma nent relief, and I resolved to try St. Jacobs Oil. My rhoumatism weakenedl at thue first attack of its great enemy, St. Jacobs Oil, and1 soon I was w'lll."--Cin- t( omnnati Timnc-Star. .Trun Insurance of animals against ao-P cadlent, supposed to be a modern invren- A tion, was practiced as long ago as 1790) at Norwich, Conn., according to a docu' I' ment in the possession of a g(entleman at the Unmversity f Wionn. ' s Mn. Mxcurmn RonnurT, 77 Sargent street, Cahoes, N. Y., was cured of .a bi very severely injured knee by St. Jaobls r il sa the Rochester, N. Y., 'Sunday, u' ....l . f__ _ __ _ _ A (isrw a ettoaprnl Ags one phtoN of hme rsene as ael e womat n, anotoe o hislare sed as third woas , nrothet a a ao....t a.. ir as ? profeseor. Three ~hes4* boy stole his m others d sold it to a rnam Who takiug the dead'bfrd in lTie good lady was 6ver. l4at the death of her pet and gPysbiun a tearful burial, at whieb. her Son the iofney jingling, in iis poket, asaited with great aolemnity. . Pii~o's "Favorite Prescription" Is the 1obilitated woman's best restorative tomo. IT MAY be true that the most hardened heart will respond to a child in distres,. but it requires a washtub full of gall for . man to do'it in the middle of a cold night in January when the nearest pare woric is in a drug store ten blocks off. YOUNG or middle-aged men suffering froDE nervous debility, loss of memory, premature Dld age, as the result of bad habits, should send three stamps for Part VII of Dimo Series pam phlets. Adidress WOnLD's DispzsAiIY MmCAL &sso0xA~roN, Baffalo, N. Y. IT WAS Washington Irving who said of a conceited man that whenever he walked toward the West he expected the East to tip up. To Consutumptlve. loader. can you believo that the creator af flicts one-third of iiankind with a discaBo for which tliro is no reiedy? Dr. It. V. Piorce('s S(oldceni Medioal Discovery " has cured hun dreds of oaois of Consulliption, and mon1 are living to-day-hearlthy, robust men-whom physicians3 Pronouncod Incurable, becauise on0 iung wts almost gone. Send two stmnps for Dr. Pierco's pamphlot on Consumption and kinidred affectioiip. Address Wonm'a DspiEN SAluY MicAL AssociATIoN, Buffalo, N. Y. uTm: (iLsgusted man who for the first time tasted caviare Puckered his mouth and pi(jonuced it to be "dee(afnposeod birdslhot so weak that the cook couldn't fire a bolo through the broad." [Ri Ahmond (Va ) State.1 ICEPO0NRTU)IA NOTES. WHAT THE PEOPLE SAY. Our reporter, in making his customary rounls in the upper part of the city found news very searce. Not even Capt. Epps, or Sergeant Thomas, or Sergeant Parater, or Sergeant Cousins, all of whom are generally newsy, could give him an item, ani lie was about to return to the ofice without a single s.ratch in iiis note-book, when the thought ocurred to hiin that J ustice Thomas M. Sumiders might tell him soniethiin about tlings in the Vest .Ent or on Brook avenue. Mr. Saunders, as everybody knows, is the popular druggist at the corner of Brook avenue and Marshall street,, oppo site tie 'Third police station. Since his store was remodelciled it is onel of the most attractive drug estabishments in Rich mond. Our rep r iter stopped inito) the store and1( was, mtt by the affaible prioprietor with ai cordial shake of thme hand. " lBy the way, Mr. Saundelrs,"' remarked th~e writer, "'you used to .suffer a good deal with rheuna tisnm; what has become of ice You don't sem to be alfieted mnow. You must have got hold of St. Jacobs Oil Lte great Germn Remedy."' "1'That.'s just it' rep)lied Mr. Saun Ilers. "I have been using St. Jacobs )i, 11, ( nd av foundl relief fromf it.'' "Thern you believe in St. Jacob?" "Yres, sir; I believe it is a first class Mrr. Saunders said he bad sold a great I eal of it to his customers, ad that ac ~ounts of wonderfu ei ures have been re autedl to him. The clerk he mnd Mr. >a unders' 'ouin ter spoke up anmiftol 1of a emarkable caise. A genmtlemann wlm had uitered long with rhmeunmatisim andl had eeon deprived oSf the use of' h is arm hereby', applied St. .leiobs Oil and noe as iarim is as strongr arnd active as. it ever ras. As outr repor ter had1( got to lthinking bmout St. daco bs ( )il be camne to the coni Iusion tha t it wonuhl not lhe a had idea a ''get up") a few facts about the good hat this famc-us reimidy was doing in als comrmmityr, So lie ba!de aidieu to untic Sau mnders and sal lied forth. ( Xl. C. R. Biarkstbile, Presidenit of thle a rdl of A b(1ernwn*m, informed' thme wrIiter mat he ha~d triecd St. Jacobs Oil for an -ut Ie pa in in hiis 'dhoulder an md Imd been "eatly ben efitted. He hadl the Oil ap ied at mnight while lie w.as suff'ering anid me next Imorning he was well. At the A merican 1Hote1 the inter-. ewer- met Mr. i f. E. Crocker, a gentle anm from thme St ate, who hadI been so - urzn inrg hecre about a monthi. Hfe samid reply to q uestions~ abouit St. .Jacobs I "'I sufferedl w ith~ paralysis of the ley; 111( searcely walk. I used two bottles onie night alnd was eulred. It is the st remned y I have ever tried, and I have edl thaemi: al." Ed ward l1akey, at 207 int I r'igh~ street, said :'"Having suf c-d with intense pain about thme eyes dl headl I procured a bottle of St. .Ta bt Ori. I applied the sanme according directmins and found relief ait once. I cheerfully reconmend the Oil"' Thle reporter enailed on Mr. JTohn R. el'hamil. the well-known d1rumggist at the irner of Eihghuteenrth and1 Mam,. and ked what he thought of the Oil. "'Well sell a good (deal of it. I know of a re arkable cure i t has mnade. A ladly nie iintanice of mine on the hill had been (flerinmg many years from severe r'heui tismi andl swelling of the hanuids andi et. Shte heard of St. JIacobs Oil and might aL bottle. She used it and the si t was highly heneficial. .J H. Cihildrey, the popular dinuggist 1722 Mein street, remarked to time riter-. " Yes, . sir ; it is a success. ewomen and children are runniing [ter it. Mr. .Jamies A. Gentry, Ex-Mayor of [anchester, met the reporter and told im how he had b~een relieved b~y St. Ja >bs Oil. He had suff'eredl with acute wmalmmtismi, but b~y rubbing with the 'i had been cured. Mr'. B. P. Owen, city editor of the lhig, said lie had just been cured of .vere pains by an application of the i1. Tlimothmy Sullivan, 1107 North Seven 'n th stree t, testifip'd as follows : " My ife .hadl suffered with terrible paflins in er sidle and~ couldl find nio relief until I 'ucunred a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil. fte'r one or two aipplicat Ions of thme Oil can truly say she was very much re L,. E. Franck, 28 North Ninth street id : "'I had a very severe attamck of (-uma tism in my knee-jo..t aid hip, ouffered Such pain that it was imphosei~ m for mel to liut miy foot to thme ground. Fpmeutred( a bottle of St. .Jaecobs Oil andio ed the same accord ig to directions. I unmd great relief. In lmilf ar hour after lug the pain haud left my knee-jont $ tir i ., amid t lis momrning I 'mm ii- -r( outl my stoeatuigt uI or'atningt) an 'ss' Inaninterview with Mr. Ed. Tavier. II' Sim vst in herownig t sighea thnwrl a she laid hek 1 Mponi mu breast: "h, 0e , how I 1ove yo!n Hemarried her, an 'lfia friends thought it.a very cents-sigh-belle proceeding. 'b* eA En the World.9' ASHEvjLLz, N. 0., Aug. 8, 1881. IT. H. WAUNiU & 00.: Biro-I considerjour Bafe Kidney and Liver Cure the best medine in the world for kidLey and liver diseaes. COL. B. C. O'.baoN. Tun Yonkeis Gazette makes the sug. estion that "corner loafers ought to be in the middle of the blook-provided it'# the guillotine." The Maona & lianun co. At Milan, Italy, they have recently had a Musical Industrial Exhibition and Com etition, under royal patronage ; at which were collected and compared, during a period of several months, the largest number and greatest variety of nosical instruments, old and new ever brought together. America was hon ored in the award to the Mason & Hamlin Organ Company of .the highest medal, and the only one in this department. Considering that 250 awards wero given, altogether, this distinction was ver marked. It is a continuation of the tri umphs of these fanmous organ makers at every one of the World's Fairs for four teen yoars ; to which there has been no exception.-The Manhattan. "Now, my boy, take those eggs to the store, and if you can't get a quarter a dozen, bring then back." The boy went as directed, and carne back, say. ing: "Father, it takes me to make a trade. They all tried to get 'em for forty cents, but I screwed 'eni down to twenty-five. "-Philadelphia Quiz. From MlsIssippI,, CoRINTH. Miss., April 2, 1877. Capt. W. P. Ellis, Bailey Springs, Ala. Dear' Sir-It gives mc pleasure to state the result of the use of Bailey waters in my case. I had for several years been the victim of Chronic Di arrhoa. The exhiusting discharges, and ibsencc of assimilation of food, Withi painfuil ulceration of the bowels, had redu ced ine from vigorous health to aln almost hopeless condition. My phy - sician ad vised a trial of the celebrated Bailey waters. In a few day.-, after my arrival the functions of the liver ani id ne.s were favorably affiected, my d.fgestion became comffortable, the ir ritable condition of my howels ral)idly I iappared, and a coinfortabe state of boalth soon establised. This occured two years ago. and( I hatve ever since en. Joyed good health. I attribute my re Co very entirely to. the mieul ical virt ties of Bailey Springs. Very Respectfully, -) 8- MALONE. Love is a sentiment so delicate that a lover rlhould never know lie is loved but by divinier it. The Yoll.'io Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will a nd thti KIetro-Yoitanto Bolts and other lcetrio A pphances~ on trial for thirty dayu to 3. yin~ r.hliCtedl with Nervous Debility, ED- t t, ;2d kindred troubles, guarantee i0. p rest oration et vigor aud mnaIhood, nA di u a. bova without dpilay. .- S.--No iuk& in incurrod, as thirty days' trial is r ilowed1. V~nrn~m has many preachers but few CHTLDREN are cured of hed- wetting by Kid ney-Wort. Sold by all druggists, tJkInny Men. "Well's Tlealth Renewer" rostores healthi rnd vigor, eures Dyspoipsia, Iml otenice, Sexual 3) hilit.. i81. l)rulggists. Send for pamphlet >E.S. Wmr~s, Jersey City, N. J. --ron dysepsIn, indigeut on, depression of .irn andi i~ gemneral dlebility, i their Tfariouls fou a *~( " fl 23 prevenitaftiveC l 'tainst f-ve ad aL 1 ; io anI it her* iintermiittent fevers8, thec ' "Ftrr. I hoho t.rated Rhii- of ( I o mad > ( He JiaZar-d & (Co. New Yorkl, andu tohl 1,. till Dri 'ts, la the bent tonic ;aral for pat ion ts rtev.-intg from fever or other sickness, it L'as t o equal. t- t li0e i . t. 'i- ''''t ra ..-c I ta.l a bok it hi a a)~ hr d r. A~. i on tima~ a repart - I . 1 a i fa . I gave uip hop.e, hvr t - P' -- s ..zo a bet!!,' wih.i,, to iny uirpri, baner 1 ,~ l-, an.! i.m'fav r feel he-tter tha I . I wril thed hop:zog f-V.ry on a ~**-~I~ira t ak I n. wnb01AM II' A . M, and be convbi'e~t liht (oNP! MP J \* - :I ( i ltp. I C,,, portvI el'ay it h1. (j.,i, han - I ttt all the3 other me-dicine. I have isken TONY( PASTOR IN TROUBLE. -.,~ Tony Pnastor,of Ne w York, who Is now wi hi,.hnItinitablet variety comina tioni mnkf lu; a touir of the Unont, is re (.l/cie asi the leading chairactei vo<01II alist 1 anidvri(ety periforumer of t.be l'inted States. The writer of thi tie lt it Mr. 1Past~r re - ial in private tas he Is am us (o ng efre the o. publrli 18ic1. r-h ogii ntk our cou- a, ersaldown ilonyi in r~ff -tic~is.T *ve uwh n th as to I im~ 'cr it ic1 ~ ijI'Si('1) h1eal, tht~ a liiei~ *et~ ve he e te,'-lled, that i wasl nutlie~fhi~ t~ita kextctlt iet vure hadoe-. br iv in a m i~ler ~f it hern the - i hi of rh tt- n - Thtic T(ii1~ O ur ii n itt a re or cthe, (.!no f he aio (II) Erbu ann iomlinYtsK of ICiiii'(hiI ieIt tr nsri-itru l n h long, as he 'f a - ol offoc at i' Tked wat bthe Llreunt-dyith was-'--l aneti the reieSr. JroniOrf Ohle in.' * 'thir. i Pathre ici thae t he olide - the rh(alufl lt ma,'te inm, and tht t th the ox~nlyt 1 -'1'- o empl (m . li tklloluks ro itl it hi 1: u -arvr he 't tniv( en, ndtt( woldm nt he ..o it ttan knew' Ctht it wsi rv-ery pou lar wI~ Ii . m-utEottuberat. of meIer of hs of ttt oi-4 hi mv.u iT forl ei rom -the ro~4Oklyn (N.hY.) lui'/e, reenlis t ;ur ml anlw itemid wherin theg iir f Z t he W a iro11 01.-fl) Errn'~tiny (n, i payig irn atte a t t-e n trpr is i le t icn 1IV(/. ',j :t' t , (an presi g his- norr exxitie th os byui a tire n ie I he lltippeitinerl aym: "Then Ii wholedi ime was ~ leekedCuiliy~ intotny iu tnd l)IYiifis-ni exie thei' nT.Acos relI fnve tihe ilimt, whttieb wa miful.Olypirvd. uThe I it-lngnam the (ifa ,n i iable and' th follong An vopila:ty~ the Grea tsrmn omnlely ejy d 5- ro $20 v aya .m lafmlp wrhich -l Eleli l!ahi f h Ieceia ENCINEMattame . :w OSTETTEftOk * STO1DIACH1 rar F(ra jtiarter of century or more IToretter's iptoli'uior '! --4iai hecut tho reiguilua spocidc foriid.'ii,:v V %c. r and ag-te, a loui of phylq i tintn':, li~w mtoid other dteordpra, anl hia been iin't w'it itii:orsed by niodical men c a- heitili ru: t i (,0- t.i vi. It countoractq9 % tonflicy L, !s. *.~ii-c.;, nI itaina and cono~r3:the ag.l i.i.I ;t. 1' r r.A by all Trup11r-ts and Dealers AN 'LRi4.ST ONE.11UNREDru IA(JE. JR mut~fully 11hz ;trattec, and contAtlng All thlo of Ind's'c%,a ritnd Cal ld122rses Cac, uawa iii CiatiLi.. C*i ate 13nit a ia (a- itrl tUrzdnr. Yreur* II -u~vc 1Alevy. Skllt, V4-.. velis ant! grau Giw1r Ltt(4C C(~UtAft AU11 The ~ a.kiohed'.I (11 of tlie ernn. No laduy who dr-ire, :i ki-v 'vio.t to vwc'ir And how to dreni well c.aD Thoiin rg :iil'tc: will hn rnstd v Mbuit 17atet-a 13. f-114 to mini 11's011 7,1. g lvil1i it" I 11m., O'.n,(t~tiT nud X':t0, ) 'liqu x ealu co;,, willb 3k1nt- tiriri (589 LYDIA" E" P 'IP. ** C~ LYDIA E. PINKHAMB VEGETALE COMPOD. 11 a Poitive Cure for ai thnote Painful Complarate an Weaknesse socumiinon to .our ben feunle population. It will curo naziir ay the worst form of Female Com. pliaints, all ovarti, troubles, Inflannation and Ulcera tion, Folling r.' ispltaceuents, and the consequenit Sipinal WM s.j Ludl iarticulrrly adapted to the Chautr'e 0'. 1 u-ill . and <xpel tnunorr from the uteras it '1 ent ly starge of develolJ'ent. The tendency to can corot:m hursmr thero ti checked very spiecdily by Its use. It removes faintinei, fliatulency, destroy all cravu for stimuarlants. anad relleves weakitess of the ston'wh. a --er flinozA ing, (leadachos, Nervous Prostyf in, ?.0 i' Debi!!ty, Slicassness, Depresalon and ..ndI 'it feellrg of hearinrt own, cnaing pain, weight and ban'lis itlwnys pe:-aammrt iy cured by Its us* - it wl lat nil tines ind under all circunstancen act la hormony with the lawm that govern the female egetest For the euro of Kidney Complaints of either sex t'L Comipound is unsurpased. LYDIA E. PINI1AM'S VECETAf3LE COMe IPOUN I Bu prepared at 233 and 235 Wostern Avenue, Lynn, Moas. I'rice S . Gix bottles for $5 Sont by mall in the form of pills, niso In the forrn of lozwnges, on receipt of price, 3I per box for either. Mrs. Pinkhara freclyanswvers all letten of inquiry. Send for pampb. 12t. Addreas as above. Mcnaton this Paper. .No famuily should be without LYDIA E. P'tNKHAM'? IMVER PILLS. They curo cote-tipation, bilioumnosu rad torifity of the liver. 25 cent4 per bor. gKa' Sold by all .Drngglsts. Air-ti Liquor Tocome bjefore . the p)ublic with an ab solutec-' cure for drnkenness, ur a specific to remove the desire for alcoholic stim uilants, seemis to mvany, weC ha8ve no doubt, an ab)surdity ; such is the case, neIvrtheless, and beCfor-eofferinurourmedli Cine to the putblic we thoroughly convinced out-selves by actual ex perimnt thait it would do all we clain or it. ai Carul.( n:: Ichl toi i. a C-. runove al the a rou l .er an (e a M n l 'i.: : afteri' ex // .. . b ii l c . me,~* ly B -1s to>J.'; e ;N r rii i'E . is also a remnarkab le andc truis twrti y V rmedy of the miiilical ~ pre~. sion) for I )y .sia, In'~ diiges~Ctilon, and( all dison' dlers of the. ne'rves, mi'us cles, and( dligemi~ve or gans1. As ai spngo tonic for ladies, chilren, and all thatneedl ne(w life and rith blood, it is. witjhouit anl equal. Priice sa1.0o a b)Ottle. Get the rcnoine. I 8 A SURE CURE for 0.lI Kidnoy Compittints andi for all diseases of the~ It had spcoillo action on this icst important :~an, cuAbiung it to~ throw offI toiptdity andI nac VtIkm, atti'Jatinis ihoj healthy secretion of the LDc', and by Jeeping t'ma howols in freo couriition, C fetig i reguJ ar dInochargo, If you aro billous, dlyZpeptic3, consstipab d, or cumtYering from mnalaria, Kidnoy-Wort ini the ronedy you need. FIL. NOT TO TRlY IT. P cE$1. 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