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GREER WIT. somea Instances of Fam from a s@owtus People. A truly diadactic saying is attributed by AE'lian to the Spartan magistrates. " When certain persons from Clazomene unad como to Sparta and smeared with soot the seats on which the Spartan magistrates sat discharging- public du ties; on discovering what had been done and by whom, they expressed no indig nation, but merely ordered a. public proclamation to be made, 'Lot it be law fil for the peoplo of Clazomeno to make blackguarfs of themselves.'" A very large number of apothegms, proverbs, or sayings of more or loss wit occur up and down the collected works of Plutarch, although Secneidowin does not hesitate to attributo those to soiae imposter usurping his name. At any rate they are handily classified, and form a bulky iddition to Mr. Paley's translated slecinenis. Here is a brief and bright saying which this writer attaches to King Archelaus, when a talkative barber, trim iing his beard, asked him; "How shall I cut it ?" "In silence," replied the King. The anecdote recalls one of Charles 11.'s bragging barbers, who boasted to him ho could cut His Majesty's throat when he would-f boast for which lie was only dismissed; though for a like rash vaunt, according to Peter Cunningham, the Uarber of I'ionysins, was cruicified. To return to 1'lutarchi, lie tells tll) following stories, b)oth good iml their way, of Philip Macedon. III passing seitenco on two rogues lie or dered ono to leave Ma(cedonlia with all speed, and the other to try to catch him. No less astuto was his 'query as to a strong position lie wished to occupy, whicb was reported by the scouts to be almost imipregniable. "Is there not," he asked, "even a )atllway to it wide enough for an ass aden with gold ?" Philip, too, according to Plutarc'h, is entitled to the fatherhood of an adage which retains its ancient faime about "'calliig a spado a spade." Another saiple of a witty saying from Plutarch's miit is that at-tribluted to Theiistocles that his son was the strongest man in Greeco. " For," said lie, "the Anthenians rule the Hellenes. I rule the Anthenians, your mother rules me, and you rule your mother. We i must cito one or two other of the many examplos from Plutarch. This is attrilbuted by him to Lootychidas, son of Aristo. A snake having twined itself round a key, which was declared by tho seers to be a portent, Leotychidas re marked: " It would have been more of a portent if the key had twined itself round a snake." Others are connected with ornithology, like the apothegni of one who llucked the fenthers from a nightingale, and finding it a very small bird, exclaimed: "You little ~'retchi you're nothing but voice;" and again, the repartee of a Laconian to a mian of Sparta, who twittedl him with beinig un able to stand as long as himself on one leg. ''No!" replied the other, "blut my goose can." " When Demades, the ora tor, remarked that the swords of the Spartans were so short that they could be swalloweod by conjurers, Agis, the younger king of that name, relhied: 'We find them quite long enough to reach the enemy.'" Au anecdote of Strabo gives a vivid picture of the clashing of a lhar per's performances with the sounding of a bell for opening of the fish market. All the audlienco vanished a~t once save a little dleaf man. The harper expressed himuself unutteral y flattered at his hay inig resisted the importunity of the fish bell. "What!" cried the (deaf man, ''has the fish hell rung ? Then, I'm off, too. (Good-bye!" 'The Mate's Yarn. One evening, when the clouds looked nil amd whiirlinig, I asked X. if it was com'inlg on to blo~w. '"No, I guess not,"' said he; ''1b11m-by the mo1on1 will be up, and1( seoo a way that 'erc loose stufi." li s int4)nation1 set phrase "'scoff awiay" in quotation mnarks as plhaini as print. So I put a query in each eye, and lie went on. '"There was U)nteh cal~ppen onst, an' his~ mtate come to him in the (cabin, where lhe ;t taikinu' his schnailp), an'says, '(Cappeni, it's a~ gettin' thiek, an' looks kini' o'squally; hiedn't we's good's shiorten sail ?' 'Ghimmny liy almanick,' says the ('apphen. So he looks at it a spe'll, an' says he, 'The moon's due ini less'n half anl uour, an' she'll. scoff away ev'ythin'J elare agini. 'So the miate lie goes, aln' i)n11n-by down hie comec agin), an' says, 'Co'ppeni, t his 'ere'si the alfiredlest, p)ower fnllest moonl't ever yor (lid s(ee. 'She's scoff'dl away the muaintogallants'l, and she's to work on the foretops'l now. Guess you'd better look in the almlanick agim. anl' filn' out when this iaoon sets.' So the capplOn thought it was about time to go Oin (leek. ,Dreadful slow them Dutch cajppenis be." A Jury ot One. You remark that a jury of one man might be better than twelve, because he could never disagree. This reminds me of tile anecdote of a case of the kind in a Justice's court. A jury had been do manded, but there was difficulty about getting a jury together. One juryman had appeared and it was finally agreed by the court tilat they would try the case by a jury of one. Accordingly the case was tried, and the jury (of one) retired to cons'lt of their verdict under the charge of an officer. After waiting an hour or two the jury were called into court to see if they had agreed on their verdict, and the foreman informed the court that they had not agreed, and that there were no prospect of their agreeing. And the court sent the jury out again waited two or three hours longer for the result, when they were again called into court, anid they informed his Honor that they had not agreed, and there was no prospect of any agreement. The hour biglate the jury was then discharged without a verdict. This may have been a farce, but, if it was, it was no more so than are one-half of our jury trials.-. Cor. Albanw Law Journal IT takes 176 paymasters and olerks to pay 8,000 officers and men in our little mavy. Our naval officers are nio. manly elows, but our havy is ridiculous. A CLEAR head and quick aCtion mil8t be 1)08 se8sod for steady and quo0088ful effort; but who can have such while suffering from cold ? Use D~r. Bull's Cough Syrup and pronure immedate PITH AND POINT. Bosom companions-Stud.I A sHEET and pillow-case party-The bedbugs. HA money is not hard to get when one has a soft job. BoAnDmNo-nouss butter solves the question of " rapid rancid." "A NEw way to pay old debts" is to take the cash and pay them. A YOUNG lady at a ball called her beau an Indian because he was on her trail all the time. IT was a Connecticut minister whose salary was $25 a year and half the fish he caught. A TEMPTATION for milkmen to emigrate to Kansas is the fact that extensive chalk beds exist there. WiY cannot a gentleman legally pos sess a short walking-stick ? Because it can never be long to him. Wiry is the money you are in the habit of givmg to the poor like a newly-born babe ? Because it's precious little. AN Indian chief, after the romantic manner of his nation, calls his musket " Book Agent," because it is an old smooth bore. Ir o'er that wall you leap, you dunce, Tho lightning's stroke would harm you less." lie leaped; off went his head at once "So much," said ho, "for Romulus." A LECTURER says, " Fullness under the eye denotes language." He lis probably been knocked down for some thing he has said. "Oi, woe is me," exclaimed the boy of the house in the midst of his work " to have sawed what I have sawed, and saw what I seo I " BOSTON has established an "Institute of Heredity." Children who wish to be born into poor but distinguished fami lies should apply early. OBsERvING little brother's remark hn fore a room full of company : " I know what made that red mark on Mary's nose; it was the rim of John Parker's hat I PLAY spades if you would win pota toes ; play clubs if you would deal with a ruffilan; play hearts if you would win friendship ; play diamonds if you would win a woman. " How mra.r its father I " said the nurse, on the christening of a baby whose father was over 70. " Ver like " said a satirical lady; "bald, an not a tooth in its head." " Docron" said Julius Cosar to a Galveston doctor "I think my liver must be out of order." "What are your symptoms ? " " Well, after I have taken ten or fifteen toddies I fall asleep, and as soon as I wake up I am tormented with thirst. "-Gaveston New. " THE mainspring of Italian music in the eighteenth century," says a recent writer, " was tho exclusive and passion ate worship of the human voice.' Italian music has experienced,- a change. Its mains pring now is in a box, and is worked with a handle. MRs. PARTINGTON was recently in duced to make a trip from Chelsea to Boston, and her nerves were so agitated by the excitement of the trip that, as she jumped ahore, she exclaimed : " Thank Heaven, I'm again on vice versa." _________ [Rockford (III.) 11egister.] Fell Against a Sharp Edge. This is furnished by Mr. Wm,. Will, 1613 Frankford A ve,, Philadelphia, Pa : Some time since I received a severe in jury to my back by falling against tihe sharp edge of a marble step, the stone penetrating it at least a half inch, and leaving a very painful wound. After miffering for a time I concluded to apply S3t. Jacobs Oil, and am pleased to say that the results exceeded my expec ta tions, It speedily allayed all pain and swelling, and by contined usc made a perfect cure. I really think it the most eflicacious liniment i ever used. REMEDY FOR LJOc~sAw.-Ldet any one who has an attack of lockjaw take a small quantity of turpentine, warm it, and pour it on the wound, no mat where the wound is, and relief willf low in less than a minute. Nothing ter can be applied to a severe cut or bruise than cold turpentine ; it will give certain relief almost instantly. Tur pentine is also a sovereign remedy for croup. Saturate a piece of flannel on the throat and chest, and in every severe case three or four drops on a lump of sugar may 'be taken inwardly. Every family should have a bottle oD hand. [Chambersburgh (Pa.)~ Herald.] After vainly spending five hundred dlollars for other remedies to relieve my wife, I have no hesitation in dleclaring that St. .Jacobs Oil wvill cure Neuralgia, says M. V. B. Hersomn, Esq., (of Pink ham & Hersom,) Boston, Mass., an en thusiastic inidorser of its merits. The Great Blessing. A simple, pure, harmless remedy , that cures every time, and prevents dIisease by keeping the blood pure, stomach reg ular, kd neys and liver active, is the greatest blessing ever conferred upon muan. Hop Bitters is that remedy; and its proprietors are being blessed by thousands who have been savedl and cured by it. ".2 ,.* try it ? Sec an other columLn.-Eagle. Tit for Tat. In the reign of Charles IT. it was (cus tomnary, when a gentleman drank a lady's health, to throw somel article of dress into the flames ini her honor, and~ all his comnp anions wvere oliged toi sacrifice ai s111iiar article, whatever it miighit be. Onle of Sir Charles Sedley's friends, per c'eivmig that lie wore a very rich lace e'ra vat, dIrank to the health of a certain lad~y, andl threw is own cravat in1to the~ fire. Sir Charles followed tile example very good-naturehly, but said he would have his joke in return. Afterward, when he dlinedl with the same party, lie filled a bumper to some reigning beauty, and called1 on a deldist to eltract a do ca~yed1 tooth which had le"g p~ained him. Etiquiette demanded that every 0110 of the party should have a tooth extracted and thirowni into the fire;*'to which they all yielded, after many nurmurs about the cruelty of tile thin.____ Mt. Norris, N. Y., 3m ResponI hi. For the following valuable statement from Mrs. M. C. Arnold: "Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure han done me worlds of good for catarrh of the bladdar and faa. ...n.", A Just Rebuke. Some Englishmen were making an excursion in New Zealand, and engaged natives as guides and to carry their lug gage. On the first Sabbath, the Euro peans were proposing to journey as usit. al, but the natives said: ' " No ; we rest on the Sabbath." The cluef of the guides was a Christian man, and stood firm. The Englishmen, liko too many of their countrymen when abroad, forgot the religion of their :early days. They got into a great r e. and refused to pay them if they d not obey orders. The natives asked ; " What are we to do with the law of God? " An Englishman answered: "What have we to opwijh the law of God? Whatis that to tist" One of the natives retorted: " You have much ti do with that. If it were not for the law of God we should not remain quiet on your refusing to pay us for our labor. We should have taken by force what you have, and robbed, if not killedyou. You have that much to do with the law of God." What was the end of this strange scenei we do not know, but we hope that among these Englishmen there was suf licient manliness and good feeling to ac eept the unexpected rebuke, and to honor the Maori for his firmness and princivlo - Giiven up by Doctors. "Is it possible that Mr. Godfrey is up and at work, and cured by so simple a remedy ?" 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A GENTLEMAN not unknown to literary circles was present at one of the Pope's receptions. The holy father ap~proachetd him and said :'"You are an Americani ? Are you a Catholic or Protestanit ?" " Holy father," replied our friend, "I am neither a Catholic nor a Protestant. I am a journalist." ___ AT thie beginning of the eighiteenthi Dentury the English language was spoken by less than eight millions of peop~le; at the beginning of the nineteenth by only twenty millions, and now with one-fifth Df the century yet before it in which to spreadl, it is the mother tongue of ninety [nllio0ns. BElC UED FRlO.l DEA TH. william J. Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass., says: "In he fall of 1876 I was taken with nisDxoro oP ruM LUNGS, 'oiewed by a severe cough. I lost my appetite and lesh, an~d wvas confmited to my bed. In 1877 1 was ad mitted to the hospitail. Tho doctors said I had a holo in ny lung as big as a half dollar. At one time a report Venit around that I was dead. I gave up hope, but a riendl told me of DR. wVILLIAM HALL's BALsAM OR TH E LUNos. I got a bottle, when, to my surprise, commenUIcedJ to feel better, and to-day I fuel better thanm or three. years ipast. I write this hoping every one af hietedl.wigth isea1e Lungs illI take DRi. wILLIAM I AL L'S BA LS AM, and be convinced that CONSU MP U ')N CAN lIE CU RE>. I can positively say It has done nore good than all the other medicines I have taken lice may sickness." INDIG5UifloN, dyspep, 3ervous prostratzOn and all forms of genera debility relieved by taking MEKNuMAN'S lEPTONIZED BEEw ToNIO, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nurtosproperties. 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Their unsightliness, especially the uiliness of the poles which uphold them, is of itself enough to condemin them; but in addition they are liable to interfere with the Fire Department partienlarly in its use of ladders. The New York rPiibune makes a suggestion worthy of attention, in re COUmCnu1ding a system of underground tuninels which should be accessible with out tearing up the streets, in which all wires of every service, and the gas and the water-pipes should be laid. The more dependent a community becomes uipon these modern methods for provid ing light., water, fuel and communication, the more serious become the interrup tiols. Every city which avails itself of tlin will be compelled to see that those who ask the privilege of the streets in providing these instrumentalities, shall exercise the privilege in a manner most useful and convenient to the community. 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