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BOUND TO HAVE A GOOD DINNER. "Have you the heart to turn a cold gho4rgn, ualid poverty in Ohrist mas Uine, when all the bells are chim. ingfor jdy ; when little children caper in ppiness over toys, from which they will suck the paint and cry with the stomach ache to-morroW; when every heart is full of praise and gratitude, hilarity and sociability, purse-strings lax, and tables groaning with the fat of the land; have you got the hardihood, mum, to offer a poor unfortunate starv ing pilgrim cold mutton scraps, sour potatoes and stale bread, when the smell of turkey covers the whole house with a sweet odor, and cvery breeze that sails through the streets goes laden with the spicery of toothsome cookery ?" . "That's a precious sight betiter than you deserve," said the lady of the house, "and I hain't got nothing more for you. Eat it up and move on." "Can you expect that providence will continue to lavish upon you the bless ings of comfort and luxury, if you do not in a time like this of general festivity and feasting share with the feeble men dicant that totters to your door, a few rrumbs and seasonable tid-bits from tour table of abundance, to remind his $hriveled palate of the joys of youth and the vicissitudes of after life ?" said the blear-eyed vagrant, in plaintive tones. "You're a lazy, good-for-nothing vag abond-and ought to be ashamed to eat bread you didn't earn," said the wonr-'.n, impatiently. "That ain't it it " resumed the tr ap. "I ask you, as a Christian woman, and the mother of innocent children ,hat may some day walk in my footsteps, if you don't think the leg of a turkey, with an unmistakable suggestin of dressing, aud mayhap a dish of cranberries to heighten the scenic effect, with a cup of coffer for company, and a wirm biscuit or two for sociability, would be about the square thing on an occasion like the present ?" "No, I don't, you lazy loafer. You don't deserve a crust." "Or say, perhaps a half dozen fried oysters, the breast of a chicken, a slice of venison, with a toueh of jelly for hackground, three or four sweet potatoes, a p~arsnip, or slice of squash, maybe, with a few selections from your assort-: ment of cake throWn in for generosity's sake. Don't that strike you as coming a little raore near the embodiment of genuine charity than this -froth of the garbage box you have asked me to soil my stomach with ?" "Stop your gab, and clear out, or you shan't have a bite. That's all I have got for yon. Dinner won't be done for two hours," said the woman, getting mad. "I dlon't wish to be importunate, mum, but I vouldn't for the world have the enjoymont of this happy (lay marred by the thoughts of remorse which will be sure to break in upon you, by and by, when your overloaded stomach begins to attract attention) and make you regret that you did not lessen the temptation to indulge in table excess by sharing your bounty with the hunmble and hun gry waif before you. As for this stuff you've offered me-though I'm suffering tortures for want of food-I have too much self-respect to waste my time on it to-day. I started out for a Christmas dinner that wvas worth the name, and I'll find it if I have to work for it. Good day, mum, and a Happy New Year to you--over the left." Christmas In England. In England, Christmas is celebrated so regularly and so joyously, that few perhaps are aware of the difficulties once in the way of establishing this glad festival, or of the various names under which it has been honored. Towards the end of the first century, the Christ ians first found means and courage to make due observance of the anniversary of the nativity of their great Master. It would have been death to them to mourn when the Roman Empire was rejoicing, or to wear signs of gladness on a pagan unlucky day. They chose, therefore, the period of the Saturnalia, when half the heathen population was mad with the excitement of enacting revelry or wit nessing its enactment. According to some writers, the Church authorized the observance of the festival of the Na tivity on the 25th of December as early as the middle of the seoond century. Others assert that it was not till the fourth century that the season for glad and grateful observance was thus author itatively determined; and we believe that the latter opinion is the correct one. Christmas is the great holiday of the year, when even grandpa pas and grand mamnmas condescend to play the part of children all over again. They seem to recover a remarkable elasticity of step; their smiles are indiscriminately be stowed on all around them; their hearts warm with the generous feelings of their long past prime, and the selfishness of old age is for the timie subdued. They encourage the little ones in those noisy rom other season would or erve intol 40 they bholdwith proof the kiss pleasntlyinflu enice the advent of Christmas, how is it the young? Who can depict the full sense of happiness enjoyed b~y the youthfdil of both sexes at this season of the yeari It is not only a holiday, in respect to school, but it -is a holiday in the midst of holidays-an extra feast occuring in the midst of a series of festi vals-the crowning of the brow with flowers in the midst of a delicious gardenI of floral sweets. A 0 ii t~ryn the hand is ut was-a t- hand at the !squeezing wren 'ng, cove ous old amnex i e oeld within him froze in his old features, nipped his po468 1i4 aLueleO8 his cieek; J~e ' re. ' lue, and egoke oi g voice. Hpotdr ried his low' temperature always about with him;he ioe hisoffoeindog4ays 1 and didn't thaw it out one degree at 0tmaa. 7" U e, old Scrooge sat bu?Y W i MIieg-house. He coild hear the people in te court outside go wheezing up and down, stamping their feet upon the pavement stones to warm them. The fog came pouring in at every chink and keyhole, and whs so dense without that the houses opposite were mere phantoms. "A merry Christmas, uncle I God save you I" cried a cheerful voice. N* "Bah I" said Scrooge. "Humbug !" "Christmas a humbug, uncle ! You don't mean that, I am sure ?" "I do," said Scrooge. "Merry Christ mas I What right have you to bo merry? You're poor enough." "Come, then,' returned the nephew, "what right have Tou to be dismal? You're rich enough. " "What else can I be when I live in such a world of fools as this ? Out upon merry Christmas ! If I could wish my will every idiot who goes about with 'rerry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of -611y' run through his heart. Keep Christmas in your own way and let me keep it mine." Do you see the fat, thick man ? Yes, I can see him with one eye. Does the fat man love tur-key ? "W You bet. Is he an ed-i-tor, too, Ma-ma? Nix-ee, my child, mix-ee. [Des Moines lown State Register.) lion. M. ii. Yoder's Position. A representative man's opinion on other than political matters is often of great use to his constituency. The 11on. S. H. Yoder, of Globe Mills, Pa., has thus recordled his opinion on a subject of >op~ular interest. I have beeni selling S t. Jacobs.Oil] for the last year. I have niever heardl a person speak of it, e xcept as8 a s plenidid medicine, and a~s the great specific for rhenmatic aff'ections, whether inflamnatory, acute or chronic, swellings, sores, sprains, burnes. wounds, etc. I sell more of St. Jacobs Oil than of any other kind of linime.nt, and it gives universal satisfaction. . I always keep it on hand. The farmers say that for mnan and~ beast, they find nothing.to equal it. DR. GRAhAM, a citizen of--Iouisville, who is in his 97th year, lately started for the mountains on his -"last hunt." He isthe nly living .fort-born native of Kentuoky. When- -he came into the world Is parents were, dodging arrows and tomahawks, and his youth was spent with a rifle in his .hand. Be says that he can not die in petice until he shall once more have eaten venison of his own kiling and codking. [Pifttsburg Evening Chronicle.] Dangers to Iron Workers. Mess. R. Esterbrook & Sons, City Iron Founidry, Boston, Mass., speak on this point as follows: Two or three of our men were badly burnt in werkng. They were, however, immediately cured by using'that valuable remedy St. Jacobs Oil. All our men are highly pleased with it, and we shall always recommend it to those afflictied with pains or rheu matism. -__ __.___-_ Tau thirty-eighth annual report re lating to the registry and return of~ births, matrriage nd deaths in the Com monwealth of' Massachusetts, for the year which ended Dec. 81, 1879, shows there were recorded'40 295 births, 13,802 marriages, and 81 801 &eaths--948 births less than in 187d, 909 mal'riages more, and 498 deaths more. The excess of living births over deaths, as recorded, was 8,494.________ "OhhowA ILady's Wish. "Oh ho I o wshmy skin was as cler ndsoft as yours,'' said a lady to her friend. "You can easy make it so," answered the friend. "H ow?" inquired the first lady : "By using Hop Bitters, that makes pure rich blood and bloom ing health. It did it for me, as8 you ob seryve." Adad of it.--Cario Bulletin. SPE~xrdo missions among the freed men, the Rev. Dr. Allen, of Philadelphia, in an address omthe subject in the Pres hyterian yodof Baltimore, said that the -ah~kslast year spent $400,000 i that work, while the Presbyterians gave only about one-eighth of that sum. A colored minister added that the former church iA expnding more in that direc tion than al th e Protestant churches combined. I'o RETODY for kidney di~ease heretofore dis covered can be held for 01ne moment in comn parison with Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver C nre.--.'A. Uarvy, D.D., Washnton. D. C. Nzw Jersey is still troubled with mo squitoes. There is a faint suspicion that th'e residents don't know the difference between mosquitoes and Christmas tur keys. - _ _ EvEnt child has a right to Christmas and all the happiness the ..o.d impies Wien Christmas edient.* They sat at the breakfast table. "My dear," said she, " I'm going to get you' something very hfndsome for a present." His countenance fell so quick it hurt itself, but he succeeded in sayiqg with a semblance of pleasure: ~~INV "Are you, my love?" while at the same time he began figuring how much these two bills-the one for his own "hand some present" and that for the equally handsome one expected in return-would increase the quarterly outlay. Thus 'does the prodigal hand of Santa Claus make much happiness and allow the thoughtful helpmeet to get the bulge. Cause and ]Eect. The main cause of nervousness is in' digestion, and that is caused by weak ness of the stomach. No one can have sound nerves and good health without using Hop Bitters to strengthen the stomach and purify the blood, and keep the liver and kidneys active, to carry off all poisonous and waste matter of the system. See other column.-Advance. Do you see the poor, thin man? How sad it is to be poor, and have no tux-key to eat. Who is the man ? He is an ed i-tor. What is. an ed-i tor? An ed-i-tor is a man who robs his own stom-ach to fill the heads of oth-er peo-ple. Poor man ! I will send him a big, fat tur-key for his Christ-mas din-ner. A PHILADELPHIA servant girl was left in charge of a little child while its parents left the city for a journey. Upon their return the house was closed, and the nurse and child gone. After a long search and several days of agonizing suspense, the heart-broken mother found thus note pinned to a table-cover : " Mamie is in the child's ward -of the almshouse and I havo gone away. Kate.'' ________ Mrn~rADS of people sacrifice themselves through carelessness. They are attacked with a Cold, neglect it and die, instead of taking Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup and living on usefully. Price 25 cents a bottle. VEG ETINE in Powder Form 1s sold by all drug gists and general stores. If you can aiot buy it of them, incloso fifty cents in postage .stamps for one package, or one dollar for two packag, and I will send it by return mail. H. R. St. vens, Boston, Mass. ___ In blood-producing power orthe property of enriching, strengthening and imparting a healthy color to pale, thin and watery blood thus furnishing the system with rich food and now life, no medicine equals MALT BITTERs. Tim. V~lolek eto., Niaratmala, Hiena.. Will send their Electro-Voltalo Belua to thae Stdupon 80 days' trial. Dlee their adver ?t in this paper headed, " On 80 Days GMT [gOn's Patent 11e41 stiffenmr appliedi to those new boots beforo you run them over. "Wnrrx Squaw lHeap Brave " said the Uite warriors of Miss Jo sep~hine Mieeker, who so bravoly endured their taunts during her cap tivity. She is no less a heroine who endures the pangs of a disordered liver which can be cured by Portaline,.or Tabler's Vegetable Liver Powder. Price peor package 50c. or 25o. for saraple bottle. For sale by all druggists. Xa1-Amvar fever can be prevented, also etter wlasmatic disease., byoccasionally using Dr. *a Iifr' 4i9er Invtgrtor, the lds eneral afy Medicine, which is recommende as a cure for all disease. caused by a disordered SIver. h t~- age book sent free. Address r, Sanf 8 roadway, Now York. - S 1m hima is which the utility of ifotefter's Stomach Ritters sh teote, corrective, and ?ntabulous medicine, Ls not kno*6 and appreciated. While it is a medicine f0r all muenSal and ail elimates, it is especially suited to the complait' tenerated by the werAber, being the purest ad l.ies vogetable stimulant in the world. -o -ale br mga e e;-gge ant At U 750s..eI.. T. uo Lei"brs. OPIUMa'm#?EnLanon "Those bills, those bille, Those Chripstmas bille." Two Patriarchal Apple Trees. In Skowhegan, Me., are two russet apple trees; the oldest was planted in 1762. The tree is seven feet from the ground to the branches, five in number, all of which are very large and average thirty-five feet in length, covering a s4pace of ground sixty-three feet in diameter. In these branches a play house for children has been buil t for half a century or more, Anywhere from the ground to the branches it measures thirteen and a half feet. The tree is more than four and a half feet in diame ter, and it has been a good bearer-from twenty-five to thirty-five bushels of ap ples have been picked from it each year. But the frost and rain have made a seam in the branches, and recently one of them has broken, but the other foiur are green and bring forth their fruit in due season. The other tree, forty-eight years younger, is a spront of the old tree. It stands thirty-two feet from the old tree, and bears the same kind of apples, is three feet in diameter, and perfect in every way. Vegetine. The Barks, Roots and Herbs Frona Which Vegetine Is Made LN POWDE R FO.R M, SOLD FOR 50 Cents a Package. VECETINE. For Kidney Complaint and Nervous Debility. Ma. Stzvaws: IsLUmono, Ms., Dec. 28, 1877. Dear Sir-I had hadl a cottghi for eighteen years, when I commetnced takting.theo V'.getine. I was very' low ;my sis temt was debi litated by diseatse. I had1( tha-' Kidney 'oi ;ildaint, and wras very' tiervousn-coth batd, lit inds sore, W hen I had taken one0 bottle I foundti it was helIpmng mte; it has helped my cotgh, antd it strengithens tt". I anm ntow abtle toi do imy wo rk. Never haiv. found thin v i g l ike the Vegetine. I know it is ii evrthing, it is ren tniiendoed Dr. W. Ross Writes: Serofula, Liver Complaint, Dyspepsla, Riheumnatismi, Weakness. II. RI. STXEESS, Boton: I have been racticing medicino for twenty-five years, and as a renmedy fr Scrofulan1Iltver Comrnplaint IDys ppni, Rheumatiamn Weakness, and all diseasnes of Iho b~ood I htaye,jever ?ountd its equal.. ? haveosold. Vegetin~e ?or seven cears, and have never hind one bottle returnted. I wonbi 1neartuly rbcomniiepd it to those I- need of a blood pur i te r. Da. W. R Of;SDrjliggist, Seopt. 18,1I878. Wilton, Iowa. Vegetini Ist Powder Form-Is sold byall..drusg. gist.. and general'ntores. If aot cant not buy it of theni, inclose ftfyeents in postage atamtpa for one package, or one dollar for two packages, atad -I will send it by retnra mail. V EC.E T INE, PREPARED BY H. R. ST EVENS. Boston._Nse. -,PIRMANENTLY CURES KIDNEY DISEASES, LEVER COMPLAINTS, Constipation and Pies. IT HAS WJI WONDE RFUL.A! POWE R. Hmi )lECA1 9E IT ACTS OIN TIIE IVER,TrIE BOWI:LS .AND KID NElY8 AT TIlE SAamP TIME. Because it clonnoosi the systern of the poisonous h's mors that develop. in, Kidrney and Urinnry d lseaseeS. lousness, Jaliclicfe Constipation, Pilos, or iln I2.houmactsm, Nleuraigla and Female disorders. EIDNE.WOn~T is adr7 vegetable corn. pound anud can bo Can by muil pr-epoai onto pack ago will muake ai: qts~ of meodilie. ~nu it ait theo DruaggIsts. Price, $l.Oo. WNELLIJ, 21CE L",McyT & CO.,Pot.og 5 - Eurnjton, yt, 70,000 SOLD Y EAR LY. The growing popualarity and setulshege of CABINET or PARtLOR OIIEAA'FN i shown by thae fhet that .*EVENTrY THOU-. SAND are sold yetarLy ina the U'nited Ntaies. The best ae the MASON & HAMLIN ORGANS which have been awarded ureuser DtaY1rorrow iou Dux. *wrAts ensaoay at uvan oes of the oREAT WORLD's IndustrIal ExhibItIons for thirteen years, wuk NEW *TY LES Ar e fastis season with important fnproyernents 10 I. EG QRURACNEs, sjpendld organs, wljb great . 8$3and less sreu $$I1O, and upwards; .4 OREATy VARIETY of . oReIANs of equal erbellene, thoggh lee. ,eI~ Ia plaIn essee, at H5t to .6 ad apwards. A lehedsuaOaret* or PAsar. VAYMhsts, gg sAd Wpwaade. * i*.e u d s'a v,.,Eeimda or duesu..,wa nAU 1 Refore Ds~U stan ta e.u btafeS ILL1UrR A. ~J~oAA 13s (82PD. 4to), 4etalning fblldescrlp. t~a~n~ricehnol fidet tw 5ylee, and raiuchn usefrul *I~~sstab lo s purchtaser of a r whloe wile be GREAT GERMAN REMEDY V6a NEURALGIA, SOATI0A, LUMBAGO, BACKACHE, SORENESS or rus CHEST, SORE THROAT, QUINSY, SWELLINGS AND SPRmINs, FROSTED FEET AND EARS, AND Genrl Boily Pain, TOOTH,EAR AN~D HEADACHE, ALL OTHER PAINS 17 iAND AD No Preparation on earth equals ST. JACo0s OIL as a SArr, -SURit, s5MPi. and CHEAP External Remedy. A trial entails but the comparatively trilling outlay of W CzNiS. and every one suffering with pain can have cheap and positive proof of its claims' DItICT1oN8 IN LEIVEN LANGUAGES. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS IN ME0101E. A. VOGELER & CO. Baltimore, Aid., . . A. 1 8 0'3 9 U I Ew"se. HOP BITTERS. (A Medicine, not a Drink.) CONTAINS HOPS, BUCHU, MANDUAKE, DANDELION, AND Tnx PrnasT AND flRDT MEDICA I.QUALI TIES OF ALL OTHER BITTERS. TH-EY CURlE All Diseases of the tomach. Dowels. Blood, Liver. Kidneys, and Urinary Organs. Ner. Vounes e e s and especially Ci omuplatints. $1000 IN COLD. Will he paid for a case they wvili not enire or help, or for anything lipa or injuriou~s found in them. Ask your druggist for Hop flitterb and try them before you sleep. TaIke no otlaer. D 1. C. Is an oehsolut e and irresis~f bl.e pre for Drunkenness, use (If opiuum,'tdbaeco anid narctic's. M SRNFOR CI90CT.4h. * All above sold iv dra-.t,.U DO.&IEL Nf EATTY'S ORGANS) A-fdresg. DANIEC F. bLATTY. W.ail gloni, N. .1 linsa' Dyela he SFEMt tnd Bl(ST; it acts inostanma -le Oits~ *y prod ucing1 t he rrrom1 natural sad 5(1s of Bhink. es Blrowni ;doesi(I 5W1'bA IN thi anda fvorteson ver-y wel sppointed toilet fpr Lady oi sitl and ap lied b'y Hian re.er. Yljo 05 Wil. P. N. ChnTER ON, Ag's CEL ULOID. EV'E -CL ASE.' Representing the ohoicest seleoted Tortoise Bbell and Amnber. ThbN lightest, handsomest and strongest known. Sold by Opticians anll Jowelel-s. Made by SPENCER OPTICAI M'F'O 00.. 13 Maiden Lane._New York. Dr. C. E- &UOLA E e, the wjUknown epe rnoed Aural tiurgeon, Author and Wrter on the abo14 Diseass ma; be onmulsd by mal r ereoiaily at hi. Kina 1l book mo-at free. His larg. and otiabew~r 1 7pages on Deafness, Diseases of t)me E end Ton. b1 s, and Catarrh, an~d their proper treanent; pirtce $$ NO. .-Neoene will qjuestien Dr. gheemaker's staadinA ON 30 DAYS' TfiIAL We wIll send our Electro-Voltate Belts and1 othe Electrio Applianees upon trial for thirty dava to ita aglikted with lterou. Deblfttv and deniae q/ a persona atfur.. Also of the LIver, kidneys, Rhenumatiam, Pa ralsl, he. A sure seiv l cuarntuII or nopa. M Voltante Belt t'o,. Maranial1. M 1kI1.' e7 B,~SI) aday at home eaall m. OsI wWg ti fr. Address Tans * 0.., uu sta M ainq, YEAR Qa expenses t( Agete.Ontt ree. Add,.siI $O77. V E~ Autnta, Mie $66 Aw'* a n"u S"a-o *p-ontad ~.Qu" _E~STEY& C BR.TTLEBQROV. ~Agentswantedeverywhere to set IIU.(lto famIlies, hotels and liarge con PU fl sumers ; gs stoek nhe on Country storekeepers a q a nd tm I th bot TEA COMPANY. Flton 84. . tY. P.~' O.!1I6 LiteraryRevoIution. Robdrt urns. III. Iaaatne's Lifle of Mary Qdeen o olmtb' Vcat eWakeil.I[. Ba, e (n hin en's Tratels and ursiAdeuej PoNI (OENT~s Blunyana' Pi ei Pr es. II ustrateg cat,. logue sent free. A SBOAN bOKE 0 ANGE1 Jo'as B. Alde., Manager Trbune 3gilding,_New York. ToOCOnsumiptives. ODa3 3MULg1OGN@ OO 00 Y ' - ANg Wi rr arth, most pal a IS .,bas. jabe rowdzedi, extent. An ta, er y or Debllpi""3 , oo * l Lung' - as vois Dmb aniver itae Wil n'e ry enables It toh ssItailte byt moe st delloale staB eel, insure eomplete digesuten of the Oil, toee np tb ~tarlieve Gugh, asuses imtroae of gls ae well- noaa sealist i fltfeIsae by d ~ *?tt e b n eda be an ya t b Is a . e m bia 9Gditer OIl, but have been~ d s u re.6- ae- ..-6f 0 lo .e for A.v Dlee7iarant Y0lutbI.in e ts in Silver it' Nle GEORIA PPEAL printed on 'u ,to 1e0 --in "low. 00e0gi PoIVtAp "4 is made up froM 01016e1 - itorials, news, m i any, etc., contained in the Atlanta Deif PQst-Appeal which Is oonced by eve ryoAy Wo lpethe bqs,, ne*sest$ spicest and mos en taining newspaper in the South. It is eminently a Georgia news-, paper, and Alls the n~el of a good papr at a cheap 'ate. This ofikr of the paper fbr two months at 10 centaIs introduce the aper to' tie pu3i ; it only noe tobe seen lo appreqiated. The reg ular rate of subscription 1a 75 Cta. per yeapr; clubs of 20 00ts._ clu of(4or more, 50ot.. Semi-Weez ly Georgia Post-Appeal, SIM per year..;.Atlftlnta Daily o.tppeal, 86.0 per', year. Posge prepaid1 a!1 coaes. Addreii remittances tE D. e Caldwell, Atlanta. Ga.i gend 10 cents in silver. for the Tuesda( Georgia Post-Appeal an offered boveand t vwi be sent to you tili February lst, l1. D. E. OALDWELjL, Publisher, ATLANTA, GA. A GOOD SAW MILL "Cr $200. Our No. I Plantation Saw Mill i designed to be rua , 0 Or 12 horse power Agricultural Engines. With i Power froma 1,500 to 4,QOO Feet of limber can be out in a day. A product 25 to 50 percent. greater than can be out with any reciprocating saw will with the same power. 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