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k&; a?oy.y?v. - 4 411 can!" Tci sir?wc know yon can p3| t . Wc rend it In your pye, Tliorc is h niVstio tuliamun ) Flmhtng uli gloriously! i Speaking it" out boldly; let it ting, i Tliero Js a volume there. There's nu-aning in the eagle's wing; Thou four, ami ?lo ami care! "I can!4' climb* to the mountain (up, Ami blow* I he billowy main. f i?, Ami 1 jt.s the hammer in the .shop, j ? Aiid ui ives the saw ami piano ; } 'Tist (earless in tho butili* shock, And always lends the van Of Young*. America's brave sons?? N ncv?f^Jinj?ile<U?ov ran. j can!" lie is a fiery youth, / V And " will" a brother (win : / And, nrn\ in nrin, in love and truth ; > t ' Tliey!lt cither die or win. Shoulder to shoulder, ever ready, All t'trin and fearless still The brothers labor?true and steady? I can"! and bravo " I will." I can!" e'en in his pleasure trips, Travels by telegraph, lie plumose."ytuttwy wings of ships, Ami never works by half. His music is the humming loom, Anil sullies are his dancers : Then clear the way ami <|iiick give room For lite noble-soulcct I can," airs | 411 can !" Yes 8ir?we know you can ! _ us i tne in cvory limb, H* To your oloo-l 'lis n bucy fan. How can the tbuno burn dim! ~ -j It tensely draws your sturdy nerves? !. * v No bow's without a string, . ? ' And when bow nor bow-strings swerves .' ? An arrow's on the wing. ^ I've got to " sixthly" and would make A personal " Application'' \ , j In four heads; listen every one 1., Jr Of this our Yankee nation; llanish from your every can't, And sliow yourself a man, a- * And nothing will your purpose daunt, I,ed by the brave " 1 <'.\s !" r g wakjstv. 7" i A Tetitoessefi Frolic J IlY " S 1,." OK TKNNKSSKK. ^ VYou may talk of your bar hunts anil v^r deer lyiiu-t*, iiiid knoalin, timers' tails i thnvtlK^ung-boh'S of barrels, and cook j lit in. n?. will Hint luif !<" r~ i , v,, v??v II *\ ivguiiil Utlllt IKH- j ic ia the jsoba of " Old Knox," don't l?o:it 'em all bfind for fun, then I'm no judge of | fun, that's all! I said fun and I say it ! again, from a kiss that cracks like a wagin- ! whip up to a fito that rouses up all out doors j ?and as to lattin, why they invented lafin, j nnd the last la If will he hearn at a Nob j tlaUCQ about thrift in tlio nirtrnit.n-I I ' >? ... .....f, . III . goltjnjj so I can ri<lo after the motions I mad*? at ono at Jo Sprnggiu's a few day* : I'll try nnd tell you who Jo Spriggins is. 1 lie's a tvjuiro, a school coinishoner, overlooker ot\a mile of Nob road that leads to-j wards lloody's still house, a tidier, a judge | of a lioss, and a iiosrt himself! He can belt j nb?" >,i i! i sl v shilling worth J>f corn-juice at still-hc.\?so Tiueslii^HTavel?ca>v_yut-;diut.e and out-ly^ | any fellow from the Sniok-y Mountiij^jjf'lo Noxvillo, and. if thev'll bar one fellow in INoX, TJl say to the old Kaiutuck Lino! can mako more spinnin-whccls, kiss more spiuners, thrash more wheat an more men than any one-eyed man I know on. Ilel hates a circuit rider, a uigger, and a shot ^ gun?loves a woman, old sledge and fin in j eny shape. He lives in a log house about { ten varus squar : it has two rooms, one at the bottom one at the top of the ladder? i has all out ovc doors fur a yard, and all j the South fur its occupants at times, lie I gives a froliek onst in three weeks in plowin time, and one every Sat unlay-nite the; balaneo of the year, and only axes a''tip" j 1 Tor a reel, arid two " bits" fur what corn- I 1 juce yousuuk; he throws the galls in and i 1 u bed too in the hay, if you git too hot to . | locomotc. The .supper is made up by the 1 1 fellers; ever\ one fetches somi'thin ; sum 1 a lick of mca', sum a middlin of bacon, \ HUtn a hen, sum a possum, sum a punkin, 1 sum a grab of taters, or a pocket full of \ peas, ord^i.ijjl apples, an sum only fetches a m.-e tiicFI,ulltu """ chock lull ot par,I1(J ?r devilray, and if tliars been a shutin , t> r- jh for beof the day before, why a leu ? j its way to Jo's sure without any help ft'S the balance of the critter. He <rives 'lVnU|Smith (the store-keeper over Hay's Mounting) warnin to fetch a skane of silk for fiddle strings, and sum "Orleans" for Bwectnin, or not to fetch himself; the silk and sugar has never failed to he tliar yet. .To then mounts Punkin-slingerbar backed, about three hours afore sun down, and gives all tho pals item, lie does this a lettle of the slickest?ji.st rides pai>t in a peart raokBinging, l "Oh, I met a t'rog. with a fiddle on his hark, > A njin hln way to tlio fro 1-i-c ? Wlia-a-he! whahe! whuhc! wliako hc-kc-heJ" That's enuf! The galls understand this, so by sun-down they come porin out of the woods like pissants out of an old log when tother end's afire, jest " as fine as silk" and full of fun, fixed out in all sorts of fancy dpinn, from the broad-striped homespun to ^ f'he eat!(lower eu!ice, with the thunder -andlightnin ground. As for silk, if one had y a silk gown, she'd he too smart to wear it ^*T to Jo Sprnggin's, for the homespun wud tar it ofl*9f hir quicker nor winkin, and if iho \ i?i- At. i 1 v ^uuiiioTUii) n 111 vjiii/ neip i nc noincspuns^tUcy j wouldn't Jo tho silk cny good, so you see ; that.nilk is never ratlin about your ears at 1 uRjbdancc. yfc N1*5 flun *int^ so^ a^oro ^ things fcd jui lmd Barkuiill saddled, (you'!! lam I directly why I call my pony liarkuii!),) 'jut an #vl coufdent hove cote'u a rat afore 1 g^-r .sLUv-tif 'Xtiu with. my galV, Jule Sawyore, tif> feoivvrxl me. 8Tic hngged ino mity t . j*kn flfiA tdna ^ ?JA 1 ^CC 1U..1 &jTffW ,7. JT ?""" " V" VI millll Uil l Mill jM/t A .',r8ttcd poijr.'^ Sho said ahe didn't mind fall, but m might or oak lior leg, an then I dK'Ktyl ))>'C froKcks?sho'd be lit lbr nuthin U}' p^itep'brata oilers afterwards. Ij bcarntljo fiddle timjttprjg-dioRclomb. The " <w>rd was full qf fe)Ur$, qj)4 Mvo tall, fine Io6kio gftlla was standing in tlio door, fapc |!u laoo, Qoldia up tho door posts with their BraSh i Julo/ bounced off ju*t like a bag of Wool-fulls, ami 1 hitched my barkmachine. up to a sapling that warn't skinticil, so he'd git a craW-full of good fresh hark afore murnin. I give Julca ki?^ porter to molify my natur and put her in heart like, and in wo w:dlv-o<l " ll?>v l t>n> >< said 'hcboYSi " My gracious" said the gals, "if here unit Dick ail Jillo!" jist like wo hadent been rite thai* only lust Saturday nite. " Well, ! know we'll have a reel now!" " Hurraw for the brimstone kiln ?every man praise his country !" " Clar the ring !" "Misses Spraggins, drive out these two-headed brats of your'n?give room !" " Who-oo-woop ! whar's the crueK oi Uiim-tnco, :tnit tluifc gourd of honey ? Jim Hmith, band over that spoon and quit a lickin it like "sank in a beanpot." " Hill Jones, co-it a suiashin that nr cat's tail!" "Well let her keep her tail clear of my ant killers !" " 11ct (Joins, stop tumhlin that bed and tie your soek !" " Thnnkoc, marin, its a longer stockin than you've got." " Ilello, that*, gin ns " Korked Deer," old fidillo-teaser, <>r I'll give you forked lightning. Aryou goin to tunituni all nite on that tv>r-<niHnd #>! ! i?iiw> box of a fuhlle, say !"' "(live him a souk :tt tho crock, a lick at the patent bco-hivc ?it'll ile his elbows." "Turn over them rashes of bacon, they're a burniu!"? " Mind yourown business, Bob Proffit, I've eooek'd for frolicks afore?so jist hush and talk to Marth (Jaiflin ! See! she's beckonin to you !" "That's a He, inarm ! If he comes near mo I'll unjint. his dratted neck ! No sech fool that when a gall puts her arm round his nock will break ami run, shall look at mo, that's flat! (Jo an try I Jet 11??1 den !" " Thankee inarm, 1 don't take your leavins," says Bet, hir fact lookin like a lull cross between a gridiron and a steel trap. "Whoop! hurraw! (!ether your galls forabrcak down ! (live us" Forked Deer!" " No, }{ivc us ' Natchez under the bill!' " " (Hi, Shucks ! give us 4 Kooky Mounting,' or' .Misses Met'loud !' " "Misses Mc('loud, bo darned, and ' lloeky Mounting too ! jist give us She would'!, nnd she eonhl't, and she did't eonie at all!" " Thar ! that's it ! Now make a break ! Tany ! Thar is a break?a string's gone!" " Thar'll be a head broke afore long !"' (live him goss?110 give him a horn and every time he stops repeat the dose, and nar another string'ill break to nite. Ting-tong ! all right! Now go it !'' and if I I.. ' 1 IVllllW WtlHC goill It IS, WO UIU go 1C. About midnitc, Misses Spraggins sung out" stop that ar dancing and conic and get your .supper !" It was sol in tlie yard on a table made of forks stuck in the ground and plank olV the stable loft, with sheets for table cloths. We had danced, kissed, and drank ourselves into a perfect thrashinniachinc appetite, and the vittals hid themselves in a way quite alarmin to tavernkeepers. Jo sung out " Xivesis scace, so give what tliar is to the gals an '?'i the balance use their paws?they was imented nibro nives, eney how. Now, <lcnts. ji.st walk into the fat of tiiis land. I'm sorter fee red the ho'jey wont last till day break, but liquor will 1 think, so you men when your drink yotir'n, run and kiss the gals fur sweetnin?let them have the honey?it belongs to them, naturally!" " llurraw, my .Jo 1 You know how do things rite!" "Well, I rather think 1 do: never was rong but oust i:i my life, an then I mis njuiv. <t uaiiij) muiuiii lor a political specclufyin, so 1 rid up an axed the Speaker ' how much *J*i?rill" there w; s on rot-gut ?' and ho said 'ahout here, there appeared to be none!' That rnythcrsot mc, as I was right smartly smoked, myself, jist at the time. 1 had enough liquor plum in me tu swim a skunk, so 1 come again at him ' Who was the higest tool the Bible told of V and lie said ' Noah, for he'd get tite !' I thought, mind, only thought lie might bo a pokin ms ueuu cat at somebody what lives in this holler ; L felt my bristles a raisin my jacket-back up like a tout cloth, ho I axed him if he'd " ever seed the Elephant ?'' lie said no, but he had seen a grocery walk, and he expected to see one rot down from its toterin looks, purty soon!" Thinks I, .Jo, you're beat at your own game; I sorter felt mean, so spurr'd and sot old J'unkinslinger to cavortin like he was skecred, and I wheeled and twisted out of that crowd, and when I did get out of site the way I did sail was a caution to turtles and all the other slow varmints." \\r 11 i * 1 ... won, we uanceu, ami nurrawed without eny thing of very particular interest to happen, till about three o'clock, when the darndest muss was kicked up you ever did see. Jim Smith set down on the bed alongside of Bet Ilolden (steel-trap gall) and jist fell to huggin hir bar fashion. She took it very kind till she seed Sam Henry a lookin on from behind about a dozen galls, then she fell to kieken an a hollerin, an a screetchin like all rath. Sam come up and told Jim to let Bet go! Jim told him to go to a far off countric whar they give aw.ty brimstone and throw in (ire to burn it. Sain hit him strate atween the. eyes, and after a few licks the fitin started. Oil hush 1 It makes my mouth water now to tinnk what a beautiful row we had. One fell fivni Cady's Cove, nocked a hole in the bottom of a frying pan over I>ai> Turner's head, and left it a hangin round his neck, the handle flyin about like a long que, and thar it hung till Jhbc Thurman cut it off with a cold chiesel nex-l day! That was his share, fur that nitc, sure. Another feller pot nc.kcd into a menl-harrcl : he was as mealy as an Irish tater, and as hot as lions radish ; when he barsted the hoops and cum out he inred a few. Two fellers fit out of the door, down the hill, and into* the crcek, and thar ended it, in a quiet way, all alono. A perfect mulo from Stock Creek hit me a wipe with a pair of winding blades: he made kindlin-wood of them, an 1 lit on him. Wo had it head and tails fora'long time, all over the house, but the truth must oonic nnd shame my kin, ho warped me ?iioo, so, jist to save his time I hollered ! Tho lioken bo give me made moforter onoasy .ind hoatilo like; itwakoocd my wolf >;dc avaUo, to I begau to look about for a man I could lick and no mistake ! The littlo fiddler came fcrugtu | past, holdin his fiddle tip over his head to i keep it in tune, for the litin was get tin tolerable brisk. You're the one, thinks 1, i and I jist grabbed tho dough-tray and split i it open over his head! lie rotted down, I right tliar, and 1 middled him with nm> nf I ! the pieces !?while 1 Was a niolifyin my 1 feeling in that way, his gall slip'd Up bo- j I hind mo ami fetch'd me a rake with the I ( | pot-hooks. .Juli; Sawyer was tlinr, ami jist j ; I atiexed to her rite off, ami a mity niee lite j < | it was. .Jvile carried enuf liar from her i i i lied to make a sifter, and striped and cheek- ! t ed her face niee, like a partridge-net hung i i on a white fence. She hollered for her | 1 ? 1 I 11U1111.-1 no was too ousy a rublnn Ins j i i bruises, so when I thought .Julo h:ul given i , licr a plenty, I pulled her oft' and put her I : in a good humor by given hev about us | ] i many kisses as would cover a barn door. | ] Well, I thought at last, if 1 had a drink i I'd be about done, sol started for the | i I creek : and the first tiling 1 saw was more i i stars with my eyes shut than ever 1 did ' < | with them open. i <oked round and ii t 1 was the little fiddler's big brother! I t knowed what it meant, so we locked horns i ! |w...? l ii ... ii i ? 1 ? 1 , iMiuuut u mini, lllill, ilil llJOlie, 1111(1 I <iO I I think we lit an hour. At last some fellers ' heani the jolts at the house, ami they come i and dugur> out, for we had lit into a hole i i wliar a big pine stump had burnt out, and I i tlinr we was up to our girths ageggin away | I lace to face and no dudgin! I < j " Well, it is now K-ixteen days since that j \ | file, and last nile Jtile picked gravels out t of my knees as big as a squirrel shot. Luck > raytlier run again me that nitc, for I didn't I j lick eny hotly but tlic fiddler and had three j ( ; files?hut Jule licked her ?r:?l 1 that's sonic j j comfort, imd I suppose a feller cant always i win? Alter my lite in the ground, we i , | made friends all around, (except the fid- < | dler?lie's hot vet,) and danced and li- ; I quored at the tail of every red till sun up, | < ! when them that was sober onuf wont home, , ; , and the . that was wounded Btaied wliar ; j ineyicit. ' was in the list that was wound- I j j ed, lnvt c.mld have got away if my bark- I , j mill hadn't around oil the saplin and ?jone ( I home without a paiiinjr word : ?? Dick and : Jule had to ride "Shanks mar," and a ' I rite peart four-lcjied nap she; is. She was ' ' weak in two of hir lens, but Mother two? ' II r> 1 ^ oh, my stars ml possum d'ljrs !*thcy make , a man swuller tobacker jtst to look at 'em, , and feel sorter like a dune hup wascrawlin t j up his trowses and the waistband too tito i . for it to <;it out. I'm ajroin to marry ?Julc, ' I swar I am, and sicli a cross ! Think of-, j 1 | locomotive and a cot'on trin ! W o ! wh.Ht- ! ! pcc !" " | - ? -4- 1 Hkadino tsciimonk.? Hcv. Dr. .Tolm ! I Brown?a sketch of whom lias been given ! ?in :in extract from I'rof. I,ol'orde's forthcoming history of the South (Vrolinn Col- i j lege?fifty years ago was one of the most . effective extemporaneous preachers in the Southern Church. Hut still he was so , modest and su diffident of himself that : ; when other ministers were present, lie 1 : yroatlv I tli?.* ol>.. >).I .v,.1. i ; - I tiivi..v.i. i 1 After lie had entered upon his Professorship ' t in the College, he relied less than ever up- \ ( ; on his extemporaneous powers, and was ! I accustomed?contrary to the ordinary usage j | | of the time?to carry his manuscript into , | j the pulpit,cspeeiallyon extraordinaryocea- t sions. At a meeting of the Presbytery? j ( J in Camden, we think?it devolved on him ? to preach what was familiarly known as the I ' " act lor. sermon. " t Imf i< 11,.? u..v....... ???!>;..1, ; * immediately preceded the administration l of the Lord's supper, in which ho couiincd himself very closely to his written discourse, j < )ne of his brethren, the Iter. John Cousar, ::t the close of the services, took i)r. j 15. by the arm, and led him aside, saying, 1 ' 1 have a favor to ask ; 1 want you to i give mo the sermon you preached to day?" ! , Not divining the object of the request, | ; Dr. Brown made some apology for it, say- i ing " it was written in great haste, and le- j ; iw nu win: nut 111 ?n>sfii. ii win mere! t'oro, ho of no use to you." l'ut, when | further pressed for the sermon, he asked ( | .Mr. (!. what he wanted with it. With I .? | irrer earnestness, and looking him full in ' < j the face, Mr. Cousar replied, " 1 want to ' ' burn it, that you may never preach it nj^ain. , ' You might have electrified the people ; but, 1 instead of that, they sat listless and unfee- . ling all the while. I want to burn it, that ( ' hereafter you may preaeh as you once, did, i ; .vhen you had (iod's precious truths in ! I your mind and heart, and when you utter- | . j cd tlicin with power as solemn realities." j j This incident Dr. Brown was accus'om- : j cd to relate to illustrate the subject at the , i head of this article, and more especially to I exhibit one of the traits of eharacU'* helonging to his rather eccentric, but fai..)ful 1 friend and brother, Mr. C'oilsar.? Central | Presbyterian. ( A Man with Four Kyf.s.?A new i i wonder has been discovered in New York, j in the pcrjon of a man named Karl Saul, : j | who, it isassertc', has four eyes! lie has J i one pair in the usual place and another in , i the back of his head. A correspondent of J j the Evening Post, who enjoys the acquain| tance of the individual, says that " both sets of eyes arc perfect, and he sees back- ' wards ami forwards at the same time, with I -.-1 ? ! ucjuiii case, eomprenending nt a glance, everything witliin range of hi* vision oith- , 1 j er way. The objects which ho simultane- [ j ously beholds he will desoribe with won-j j derful accuracy. Indeed he is remarkable , ; for bis descriptive powers. Mr. Saul in a j I man of extreme diffidence, and the pccu- j ; Clarity of bis visual construction has been j i carefully concealed, and has heretofore been j j known only to some of bis most intimate ) 1 friends. The back of the head is rjuitcflat: I but he has long hair, which effectually con i ceals the large eyes, which are gonerully | protected by a bandage," I Hint to wivks.?"You many be sure," i | mumbled an old woman to u young one, ! " that when a man is perpetually saying to 1 his wife. " You will wear my lifo out," it I is all stuff, my dear; and stuff, too, that i lasts a procious time longer than any that ; '.< 0 can buy for a petticoat or a wvra." '1 Mkntai. IjAbou.?-T1io following pithy ! [taragraph in relation to mental labor, is From the Journal of Physiology: Tho injurious effect8 of mental labor arc, in a great .measure, owing to extensive forcing in early youth ; to sudden or misdirected study ; to the co-operation of depress- I ing emotions or passions ; to the ncgleet of hygiene; to the neglect of the hints of the body ; or to tho presence of the seeds of ll.CfVtCrt -...-1 .1 - - J* .uvtiuvj vtv^vylivuuiwil) illiU III HIV i system. The man of Iteultliy phlegmatic ; jr choleric temperament is less likely to be injured by application than one of .sanguine jr melancholic typo; yet these latter, with dlowance for. the original constitution, may jc capable of vast efforts. The extended! >ud deep culture of the mind exerts a directly conservative influence Upon the jody. l'dlow-laborer! one word to you.? ! Fear not to do manfully the work for which /our gifts qualify you, Init do it as one who ! mist give an account of Loth soul and i ind body. Work, and work hard while it s day ; the night coineth soon enough? j lo not hasten it. Use your faculties?use hem to the utmost, but do not abnso them; ! nake not the mortal to do the work of the in mortal. The body has its claims?it is i good servant; treat it well and it will do iour work; it knows its own business ; do j lot attempt to teach or force it: attend to i its wants ami requirements, listen kindly uid patiently to all its hints, occasionally orestall its necessities hy a little indulrenco, and your consideration will he paid ivith interest. Hut task it, and pine it, and iufl'ocatcit?-make it a slave instead of a ser- , rant ; it may not complain much, but like he weary camel in ihe desert, it will lie I lown and die. IIorsk-Tamixu.?Long ago we have been motioned not to doubt anything strange ?r j .vomlcrful, otherwise we could hardiv liave I expressed our astonishment at the least in ; lorsc-taming di>pla)?cd during the la^t few lays in this village, by Mr. 1 >. T. Oulyer, igont for Prof, Lanier. A young gentleman in our town. Mr.il. ?. Black, luischoiso which was once fanvnis or ins KicKiug ami running away propensi- ' ies, ami which lia'l, up to the time til'Mr. .Jolyer's getting hold of him, utterly re<\i>cd un tiling like harness. ami kicked at tiie \ <m v I sight almost of n pair of shaft*: hut " 1> n 1 et," under sanitary treiitincnt now works as I jeu11 v as a lumh, any where and under any j lircum-tanccs. Mr. Culver employs the l<i- , tier iiiethud ??f taming horses, in which im j uedicine of uuv kind is used, and has eli'ec- . tially cured several ai this place of had hah- ] j is. \S o run con lent!; recommend him to [ i dl v. no have vicious stuck.?L'.ntrcii.wUI-: ' UrraUl. ?Tobacco.? l'roima rare hank, printed in | Ili'iS, called " Svlva Svlvarum, or a Natural ili>tory," hy Francis l?ac>n, (L ird Vern- i < am,) we copy the following extract : j 1 " Tohacco is a tiling of groat prince, if it ! ie in request; for an acre of it will ho wmili ! as at'.iimed) two hundred p.minis by iho I rear, towards charge. The charge of making Ik; ground by and otherwi.-o is groat, hut milling In jmilit. lint tin; English inlaw, lath small credit. as being too dull and 1 arihlv ; nay, tlie Virginian tobacco, tliuugh ,tha bo in a hotter climate, can ir?*i us credit j or tlio same eause; so that a trial to make i :obacce i;ioro aroniatical ,.nd belter concoct- i !j] hero in England were a thi.tg of great 1 iivilit. Smio have gone ahuut to do it hv ' Ironcllinir tllO Ellirliall ?. 11 . in .. "Ion >i" intu.'im> of Indian tobacco: but those uvo iut sophistilieations ami toys, lor nothing lint is oiieo perfect nml hath run his race j an rcooivo much 111110:1(11110111. You musi ?vor resort to the beginiiigsof things for me- , ioratioti. TI10 way to maturation of tohac:o must, as in other plants, hu from tin; licut 1 iitiier of the earl 11 or of the same. Wo see ' <onie lending of til's in musk-molons, which i ire sowed upon a hot lied, manured below, ipoii a bank turned to the south sun. to give j loat by reflection, laid upon tiles, which in- ( roaseth the boat, and covered with straw to ( keep tliein from the cold. They remove them < ilso, which addcth some life, and by these lelps tliev become us good in Knghind a-< in ; linlvnx 'PI. I 1 > .? J Iir."l' il'IU UIU Ilhr HU!ilU> I nay be tried in toljnrco. Kmjtiiro also of j lie steeping iil'llie roots in sonic such liquor 1 is may give then* vigor to put forth strong." I Fi:k.i>i.\<; tiie Kxci.isu.?The Mark Lane ! l-'xpress, of London, has innile up its figures | ;o tin: effect that foreign supplies ol bread j truft", this year, will be needed to iheex'cnt ; if 5,105,000 quarters. A quarter is eight mshels, therefore England will demand a foreign supply during this year of no less 11,000,00Q bushels, in round numbers, of which the United States are expected to supply eight miliions! Will wo be ready to lill ihe order? - - ? Somr writer exclaims '"What is beauty ; without snap ?" Sometimes fashionable -. .i ; uvtiui^ i* iimuiiig wiisi soil p. we liiivc seen i many a cheek from which the bountiful red* rose lr.ie would vanish before that useful ar- 1 tide, like a ghost before sunrise. In a religious excitement, recently in Itos- j ton, a person met a Christian neighbor. who took him by the hand, and said: "i have become a Christian." " You are u Christian, then, ail at once," said the other, "you profess to act strictly on Christian principle*. I am glad of it. I congratulate you. Suppose we now have* settlement of our little recounts bci.weon us. Pay me what thou aveet." " No," said the new-burn child of grace turning 011 bis heel: "religion is religion, and business is business," Am ,.1.1 ,1:..:.? *: -! <>.1 uiu uiv iikt, i-iiuuoimiiT me oiorgy I against engaging in violent controversy, uses i .to following happy simile:?" If we u-ill 1 ?j contending, let us contend like, tiie olive and the vine, who shall produce the most and the best fruit; not like thenspon and the elm, which shall make the most noise in the wind." it fi<< * ? i? J:.? ? ' ./. .Li, nuiv uiu you iosc your linger" " Easy enough," said Hilly. " I supple you*did, but h"w ?" ' I guess you'd a lost your'u if it had bcou whore iiiino was." "Thatdon't answer my question " Weil, if you must know," said Hilly, i " I had to cut ' oft', or else steul a trap." ! A Of.nti.eman askod a laborer if ho would not hnva a pinch of Miuft'.?" No," replied me latter, respec'fully, " n>y uoho in not hungry." " 1 nkvkr givo aim a to frtrnncorn," 8di(l Ilunx, to poor Irishwoman.?" Sure, thon, ' your honor will nevor rolicvo an angel," was j Uor tor>lv. A wao sa^ in journeying lately lie was put into iiu omnibus with half a dozen persons, of whom lie did not know a single one. Turning n corner shortly after, however, the 'omnibus was upset. " And men, said hi, " I touiul tuciu ail out. A Dimimk car driver linilcil ft passenger, anil asked if ho wanted a enr? Tho latter said " no," he was able to walk. " May jfonr litiiioi- Ion" In' Imt ki>1 ii11111 williii"." was O * O' I tliu sharp. but oouftsout" reply. Poi.i.v bein^ bantered 0110 day by some of ; |?or foimilo friend* in renartl to her lover, ! who hail but one leg, kin: replied to thetn smartly, "Pooh! 1 wouldn't liuve a niuu with two e^s ; they're loo eoiiinion ?" A RLN.uv.w thief hiwiujr anidied to a blacksmith for work, tlio latter showed him some Imndcuifr, and tisked if Jic understood such kind td work. " NVliv, yes*, fir," said the other, '* I guess I've hud u hand in 'cm ul'ote." A tiik?rrticai.i.v bonevulent man on bei 11 uskcci l?y a friend to lend him 11 sover sign, answered liri.sk I v, "With |dea?ure;" hut suddenly added, " l)c ?r mo, liow unfortunate ! I'\e only one lending sovereign,' it * win. A JfliVMAN having applied to the Keeor- | dor to l>e excused IVoai serving, on account l of denl'ooss. tlie hutevasked, "Cuiiid you not hear my charge lo the grand jury, sir'/'*?i " Ves. I heard every word of it," wax the re- i ply, " hut < iiildn't make any sense of it." J Tiik.y toll a good story of Hallaiu and Rogers. The poet said, ' Mow do you do, Ilailam?" I'v) what:'"?" Why, how do you (ind yourself?"?" L uovor lose | myself." " Well, how have you been?" j ' Moen, where'/"?" Pshaw ! how do you feel ?u Fool of me, and set:." " (ioud morning, llalhim."?"It's not a good morning." Rogers could say no more. Oi'tt OoRi'fi.e.vr Friend.?There's a man j at Camiicrwell so fat tlicv "tease tli-j oinnii ? i.. i.:. Isn't it singular tlr.it an ill-natured shop- ! keeper should over oiler to sell li?:-? j^ood-will. | when, all the world knows lie hasn't anv ! j I haven't another word to snv, wife?I never dispute with foils."-?"No, husband, j \ >u are very sure to airree with them. Position is something. hot not everything. , 'IV .1.^ ..u ... i' . I- - ' . i i iic i- \ rij .1 i t" in inn n*ar in 1110 nn.-c, uui can see tujicli further than it can smell. Tiik .MoTiir.it.?The world inny persecute ' von ? liile living, ami wlien ileail, plant the ivy ami tin; nightshade of slander upon yom urnsslc.-is grave?but thy mother will love iiml cherish v?>n while living, ami if she survive yon, will weep for yon when ileail. silch tears as none hut a mother knows how t*? weep. Luc thy mother! lit: that live* without fear shall ilic with- ! ut h>pe;?no grace in life, no peace in I Jcatl,, A ( 1.1.Kiutatkii naturalist snys that nsses ' are the most vilified of nil uniinalx. We : know thai f ixes are the m ist run ilown. A mission amy in Now Zealand wtis lost in the liuxli. Those who wont in search of him iiu't a tr-Hip of suviigt's, <>f wlnnu they iiKjnir- ! I if they Ini'l anywhere seen the mission.i- j rv. " I should linvo eaten him 1" in: > UNION, C. II., June 21, 1850. j f>onornI Ordern, No. <>. 'P.IF. I'liltviwiii^ ltogimonts of Infantry and j 1 ('ivalry will parade, for Iteviow anil Drill, j al sue h tiine.s iukI plaees as herein directed: Tim 10th Regiment ot' Infantry will parudc at ilichartlHun's. oil Thursday, the *28th of.Inly ' next. Tito Tih Kogiiuent of Infantry will parade at the Old Woll.i, on Saturday, the 150th of July next. The Oili Kogimcnt of Infantry will pnrade at .Mrs. ISrotin.son's, on l'uosilay, the liii of August ! noxt. 1 The '2d llcgiinent of Cavalry will parade at l.oiiginirc's, on Thursday, the -ltli of August : next. i ii(! o>!i uegmieni (ii iiii.'iiiiry win |virtinq at Morrow's, oil Saturday. the t>th of August next, j The lith Kegiinent of infantry will parade al | l.omax's, on Wednesday, t!io 1 <itli of Aujiust ; I next. The Itli Kegiinent of Infantry will parade ' at llaynie's, on Saturday, the UJth.of August j next. The -12d Kegiinent of Infantry will parade nt . Minion's, on Tuesday, I lie 1 (>t h of August next ' The 2d Kegiinetit of Infantry will parade at 1 Mall's, on Thursday, the ISlh of August next. The -ith Kegiinent of Infantry will parade at Hunter's, on Wednesday, the 21th of August next. The 1st llegiment of Cavalry will parade at Smith's Store, on Saturday, the 27th of August ! next. The "d r.ogiment of Infantry will parade at Toiiey's, on Tuesday, the Jlllth of August next. ! The 1st Kegiinent of Infantry will parade ftl 1 nruiwii *5, uu i niHMiiiy, I uu iff?. in nupiuinuui , ftext. The officers mid non commissioned officers ! will assemble on the day before I lie Review ??t" j their respective Regiments, fur drill and in.struction. Uenerals of Divisions and Rrigndcs, will, with their respective Stalls, attend tin? Review of tlio Regiments within the limits of thoir several commands. (ienerals ofl'rigade arc charged with the Oxtension of this order. Volunteer companies, will bo inspected, and tho books of Heat companies examined. The Aids ?le Camp to the Commander-in-Chief will attend the Reviews. **y order of the Commander-in-Chief. R. li. M. DCNOVAXT. Adjutant unci Inspector (Icncrnl | July -J. 1850. 1 STRAYIJD, I t ROM the subscriber in April Inst, n large Ox with white faeo nnd buck?sides of brimllc color. Ilntt on when loft ? boll fas- ' tened with a chain collar nml strap of loath- | or, is marked by ft crop nnd slit on each cur. When lsi>t hoard of, lie was o?i Brnsstnwn Creek and was making liii< way still further into the Mountains, Any information concorning him will bo thankfully received, and any person taking him 11 p nnd writing to mo i nt 5>ii .?<v r.?i-,i p (i ^ ui,.vu i.a 1 " * V?J ?./ Vt, "HUH 17V CUIItl l>ly rewarded. JAMKS. \Y. PALMKH. .fiino 1IR.V.t 4s 4 I Assignee^ Last Notice. VI,1< pvrRiinH indohtcd to Isfortell A Nor- ; ? idiv11 Hie notified Jin* tint lu?t timo that the business in ant ho oloaod up, tht? ?itlo Notes and Account* having boon duo for some timo. And nil those win) do not pay j by the -ith day of July will bo *uod im mediately, iv HP huigor indulgence will bogivon. .So take win ning in timo, ah wo arc compelled to clone up. J. K. IIAGOOP, Assignee. Juac Zl \m 40 'i '$& GREENVILLE MAKHLE VA&Jgfl rpUK mibwcribcr bft? ou hftii'l nr..I i , > ^ 1. ptnntly rocoiving a large nud vmicd jyjFfa mutment of Amorioan and Italian Marble To which he would cull the attention nf-thiipo in want of n suitable Monument to murk u?e . 9C yjmt where repose tl?c remains of their <1: parted relatives ami friends. Curving n?u| gy lettering of all kinds neatly and promptly ?P aSril Particular utlontinn paid to orders) lliail. ,I A.Mi:S M \ I.I.I.N V. !' . 11 ! rc!Vrs ?<> I > < > W i' ' li< liI. < >i r, C?x, Murkl v & <V. l>r. M 1$ Karle. W U Ua-V Watfon, Ci>l I' Hoke, R MeKay, Ehij. ' .1. >V. NOIUIIS, -'11. J. IIAHltlSON. Z. (\ ITI.1.1AM NORMS. HARRISON &'PUI,llAM,: AttoriK'js tit Luu'i 'I a n l> SOLICITOR* IN EQUITY, ' M X1711.I, attend promptly to all business entvus- ' ( I! ted to llioir euro. Mr. 1'i'lmam can ulwuy? bo found in the Office. OFFICE AT IMCKKNS C. II., S. C. Sept. o, i8o?> y tf Brandroth's Pills, FOli SALJ; AT SA LL'lllHTY. S. C. 'P!l celebrated Pills arc of vegetable coin1 pound, free 1'rom mercury or drills ol any Kind. I Iicy are a sovereign reineuy tor pain or any uneasiness in the body, or costivonens.? Skin diseases ol nny inveU rate mid pnintiilchar-' acter, such as erysipelas, -all rheum, tetter and / '** summer heat. have been eradicated l>y their use. , Those pills have curt I the rlieumatie. the ep- ,.vv lepiie. tiie paralytic, am! the consumptive. In ' ?* jaundice and all allcctions of tlie liver, dyspepsia, dysentery, and diarrliue. pleurisy, sudden * pains and inflammations, tenialu obstructions, scorbutic and svrofl'ulous, even jrouty ami neu t':i i t II m?.-i ..no 11M V?? <r|VPII WDV III 1110 USC Ot this medicine; ami now. ui'tci I wii;ty years experience, I lie public estimation ol Urundretb'H Pills continue to iiicicanc. For Worms Hruii- * (Ircth'ii I'ills me the Kn-fl vermifuge : they nio infalliblo A little child, six years old. Cor soniu weeks was drooping; its motIter gave it cue ut' llraudrcth's sugar uontcd pills; the next day there come away ii wot'iu sixteen inches long ai> I as large as a child's finger. The child was well. And tor 1'lenrisy nothing is hi tter. Let the people discard prejudice and try them. JfciV'Snld by W. *. \ O. F. WILLIAMS, nt Salubrity. S. ('.. at the usual price. /iprit i f*o'J tr Public Hotico i JS?hero'\v given (lint a final settlement of tlio I I'.sttiie oi Joshua Chapman, deceased, will be , iimde in tin? Ordinary's Otliee, al I'iekcns C. II., on tlie 1st Monday in August next. Tl.nsc hnvii?jr demands against said Kstate must render iliem to me legally attested before tlmt timo and tlio.se indebted thereto must make pnymeii ut oucc. iSAM'L. (.'11A I'M AN", AJm'r. April 22. 1850 89 8m stale ol' Soudi (!ai'?liii8, l'K'Kt'.NN ?I.N I.VJI ITV. Newton n. Davis, Kx'ur. i ' I Hill for Discovery, it \i . ,? , i I l'( hot, I . M.wet i wile, rt. nl ) IT appearing in iiir Commissioner that John T. A. Kust nml wile Arcany. deli-ndiiiils in iliiri cave, reside without the liinits'of this State: On motion of Whitner and Whitner. complainant's solicitor, il is ordered tlitit the said ahsei.t defendants do appear. plead unijweror demur to coinphtinunt's said 1>;H ol complaint, within throe inoutliH from the pifTiiionlion hereof, or an order i>r't coit/'fxio will l>c taken ah to liiem. l'?< >l$'T. A. THOMPSON. (Jom'rs. OIKce, May 25, 18.r?l) ! I :i:i Eslato Notice. I FINAL settlement of the Kstnte of James . \ Latham. deceased, will he n.nde hft'nro il.? Ordinary. at l'Sckens (.'. II., on Monday the i *>tli day of August next, 'l'hoso having demand* against said estate will present them by tlnit timo attcstrd as the law requires, find those Itulcbted thereto must make jmvinont foithwith. MAIIV* l.ATIIAM. Adin'x. J. S. LATHAM, Adin'r. May 12. 1860 41 "m Estato Notice. VFIN A I. settlement of the Kstate of Merrill Carver, deceased. will tie made before tbo Ordinary, at I'ieketiH II.. on Friday the 2'.'th day of July next. Those having demands iifinimt said estate will present them by that time attested as tho law requires, and those indebted thereto uiuM make ]>a\inent forthwith. j. 0. KTKK1.K, Adin'r. t :l i o i o - n > " -*|?ru if, t)'.? rflll ttJaU* ol'.Son Mi Carolina, r ( KKNS?IN Kgl lTV. K. IV Keith. Kx'irix et. al. ) vs. ' Kill for Iletief, &c, F.lislui I.owrence, ct. til. ) IT appearing to tin* t'ommiiwioiicr that Joliii M. Lawrence, William K. Webb and wil'o Ksihcr ('., mid I'!. II. (Jassaway and wile Artomissu, reside without the limits of this State. On mot ion of Norton. complainants' solicitor, it is ordered tluit these absent defendants do appear, plead, answer or demur to complainants' said bill of complaint, within three months from the publication hereof, or an order jtro coitfts&o will lie taken as to them. HOirr. A. THOMl'SOX, c.K.r.0. C.im'rs. Offioo, .Fuue 'JO. 18A0 :>m A Friendly Notico. y LL perrons indebted to thp Estate of J. (MI^IIUU Vv U A . UlTtfJINUll, llllist M'UU' 111 once. Those having demands against the Kstute must render them in neeoidingto law. Lis' liis icmiest. the largest notes are in ilio hands ol Mr. 15. <'ox f??r an early sett lenient. 1 prefer winding up the estate .just an soon as the law will ndmit. as far as 1 alit cunceruod as one of the administrators. I. K. IIUXNKM'TT. Adm'r. Fnh. '2-2. 1R,V.) 31 tf Nolieo Meddlers and Tattlers. 1 DON'T wish to employ any Agents to attend to my Imsine s, and. as it regards the reports thai is rumored airainst inc. tliev are positive fuldftliuialM, ami tin; author of 9 thoaj is a liar. Tliosn lino* 1 foci it inv duty to publitdi in justice to m v#olf nnd fiimilv. WALLiik M. ALSTON. Juno 21. 18."(9 40 2 Stale of South Carolina, JM OH DIN A IIY? PJCKKN8. | hxiuite Petition for Account, Leonard 1 owerg. J OS hearing the Volition in the nbove CMC, niul it nppciirinu to ?> cutirt("n-etion flint. Klinn Carver, AdniiniHtrator of tlie estate of Abrnhum Abies, deceased, in absent from the Ktfitc; on. motion of tliu Petitioner, It in ordered that bo do appear in the Court of Ordinary to boju4d ! nt 1'iokoos Court Hotmo. (V,r T'if'kotm ilivfMay ' und account lor Inn administration of eatil jtft t into on tlio fifth day of riboi* nexti 0f * decree will l>e made In tho cane hh it lie wervptflpP ' s melly present, and the sur<tien of the.-fnid ndration, via: I.eonnrd Towora mid Mid tin J Carrer arc required to l>e and appear in Ihetinid I Court on tlio day aforementioned find render nn ncconnt of said ftdniinintrotion. WitneAH my hand and heal th? 20th day of May 1859 W. J. FAK80N8, o.r.n. Jug.'; i, 1609 10 lull I