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__ |' * y " Q It's so Fashionable, Ti write rliynui i?'?)ut tho lovers who" dwell (| in "browa itoaV ortii'ilin.' nn 1 Fren-rli bro.nl- ( <uoin, tutu vrs <1 >11 I know th it any ouo Will con j dbs.'sn I to pariHo u Cow hum'ilo Terse.*, in ^ which is related otio of those littlo eplsolesns ?l>! to osour i:i tlio coxy jjlow of ilio furiii-houso < kitchen firo ns on tlio sofa, "by the light of flic y ehancUler:" 1^ A youth n imiuT, ono winter nigh*, Wore slu.in in tlio confer : , His namo, wo'rc told, was Joshua White, aim nor3 wits i aucnce wn.ncr. I 1 Not much (Uo pretty maiden Haul, I j Reside tlij young mart sitting; Iler cheoks wore finished a rosy rod, Her oyos bout on lior knitting. C Nor could lie guess what thoughts of liim fi Were to lior bosom flocking, A* lior fair fingers, swift and slim. Flew rouml aud round the stocking. \ AVhilo, as for Joshua, bashful youth, { His words grew few and fewer; Though all tho time, to toll tin; truth, Iiis ohtir cilgwl nearer to licr. ' t Meantime licr bill of yarn gave out, j Sho knit so fast ai?<l steady ; And lie must give hi? aid, i?o doubt, To get another ready. Heboid the skein; of courso the thread ^ Got tangled, Knurled nnd twisted ; * Hnve Patience!'' cried tho artless maid, ' To him who her assisted. * Good chnnce was this for tongue-lied churl ^ To shorten all pulflvor; " Have Patiencecried bo, "dearest girl' j c And may 1 really have her?" ! > Tho deed was done ; no in>tro, that night, 1 Clicked needless in tho corner ; | And sho is Mrs. Joshua White That once w:is Patience Warner. t e ?'?-?-ii ] WfomETY* ' From tho Chioasaw and Choctaw Herald. ^ An Old Story in a New Dress. 1$Y F. K. I'INKtt. "I tell it as '(WAS told to rap." A VOW lnntiP f till A orrr* in ?l?r* ^ j e, - "c".? *" 1,1,0 nvoiuni j part of hngland, there lived an aged con- | pie, whoso time had passed away since oar- ! (( jy youth, in the every day round of farm j life, and who had never been known to have ; f ho least ill-feeling towards oaeli other since j the time when good old Parson lleriot had I united thi'in i (excuse the nbnu>t ' ( *iad boon tvwsi.^ jkjturs to cvoHto i' what is so (jgj.a fusn in the ; family," bewr . companions.? j ^ ^gMgfr l,ble to induce tlio old gentleman to ! j breakfa^t beitig late, mice, j came discount? u'. ,.uu-' liiid be not boon n I person of grout dotenni.uition lio would poubtlcss have given up the work in despair. One day as he walked along, in a very surly mood, after another attempt to ; get the old lady to quarrel about the pigs getting into the yard, lie met an old Woman, a neighbor of the aged couple. As ,\i_ 1 ii.. . 1 i - ? .nr. i/uvii iinu inu uuignour were very particular friends, they must needs stop 011 the way to chat a little. " Good morning sir," said she, "and pray what on earth makes you look so badly, this beautiful morning, isn't the controversy between the churches doing good service ?" " Yes, isn't Lcacon W. making plenty of hud whisky ?" "Well, what is the matter, my highly honored master. it 1^ *1,:? -1? ~-r- >> - t-j vurYbiiiiin u,su IS &ul,lo 0,1 W0I1 enoUgli," replied the Devil, "but," and here ho looked as sour as a monkey on a crab-apple tree, " old Bluoford and his wife over hero, are injuring the cuuho terribly by their bad example, and after trying for years to induce them to do better, I must my I consider them helpless." '.Uiie oiu hag wtoim- fur u uioUiOiit tii dnp thought! "Aro you .sure that you have tried every way ? jwvcryono l. can tliinli of." " Aro you certain ? " " Yofi.!4' Well," ropllcd'she; " if you will prom^c to make nie a present of a new pair of hhocs, in case I succeed, 1 will make the attempt myself, nnd see if I can't raise a quarrel between them." To this leasonnble request the Devil gladly assented. The old hag went her way to neighbor Blueford'a house, and found j old Mrs. Bluoford verybufeilv cnmfl fired in i getting things ready for her husband's coinfQrt ,<& his return from work. After the usual compliment hnd passed, tho foh lowing dialogue took place : " Well, friend 15., 3'ou nnd Mr. 1>. have lived a long'time together;" " Five and twenty yonrs, co:ne next) November." renlied Mrs. H ' And all thr time you.have never had tho least quarrel." "Not one." i "I am.truly glad to hear it," continued j , the hrtg, " 1 consider it my duty to warn . , you, that though thin is the caHe, yet you j iT)U.Jt not expect it to bo always, llavo i you not observed that of late Mr. U. has , grown peevish and sullen at times?" " A very little so," observed; 31 re; Dlucford. ] 141 know, it," continued the hag, "and , jot me vritru you in time to be on your 1 guard/.' Mrs, B. did think she luid bett.hr do so, iwiu a?k?u duviois, ns io how she ought tomanage the case. S, ( " IIuvc you not noticed," snid tho hug, "that your husband lias a buueh of long, / rsiar/?e hair growing ofr a mole under- his chin, on the side oi' bis throat !"' " These" are the cause of the trouVi^.and Hfi Ibfig as they remain you had better look SMi oxit. No*,*, as a friend, ( would aitvise i you to cut them off the first time you get' ' : V . ' '' ichance, nud thus end the trouble." "If yott say do so, I will/' replied tho iredulous old lady. Boon nfter this the hag started for hotnr, ind made it convenient to meet Mr. 15. o^ lie way. Much tho sumo talk in relation o his domestic happiness, passed between hem ns did between the old woman. " But, tViond Wuqford," paid she, " T hink it my duty ua a Christian, to warn f"ou to bo on your guard, lor 1 tell you, that four wife intends your ruin." Old Mr. 1). was very much astonished, fotho could not wholly discredit her words. When he reached home lie threw himself .tpon the brd in great perplexity, and Signing sleep, studied over the mattor in lis own mind, llis wife thinking this a rood opportunity for cutting olV the obnoxnris 11 :i i i- t (ii tic lir-r IiiinIvmuI'm r.'ivnv :mil oftly to iiia side. Now tlie old lady was I 'cry much frightened at holding a razor so ' loso to her husband's ncck, and her hand vas not so steady as it on J was; so, be- j ween the two, *hc went to work very awk-1 irdly and pulled the hairs instead of euti rig therm off. 1*1 r. B. opened his eyes and here stood his wife with a. razor at his ,hroat ! After what, had been told him, md seeing this, he could not doubt that the intended to murder him. lie sprang rom the bed in horror, and no explanation >r entreaty could continco him to the conrary. So, from that time forth, tliefe vas no more pence for that house. 11 was aw, jaw, (|uarrel and wrangling all the time. \\ ith delight the Devil heard of the sucicss of the faithful emissary, and sent her rord that if she would meet him a* the end >f the lawn, at a certain time, lie would p:?y icl' the shoes. At tlie appointed time, she repaired to lie spot and found the devil at the placc. lie put the shoos on the end of a long pole, md standing on the opposite side of the vnce, handed them over to her. She was ;ory much pleased with them, they were jxaetly the article, " But there is one thins, Mr. Devil, that I would like to have explained : that is, vliy you hand them to me on that stick ?" " Very easy tocxplain," replied he, "any )ne who has the cunniuguess and meanness to do us you have done, don't get nearer hnn twenty foot of mc?So saying, Ire led in tenor. After ii while the old woman died, ami ivheu she applied for admittance to the anions the J >evil would not let her ,he might dethrone him, much his superior. 80 the fs yet compelled to wander over creating (juarrels and strife in waeoful families and neighborhoods. Would you know her name? 11 is Mndam Scandal. When she died, ier children, the young Scandalizors, were .A 1- 1. i *. 1 _ 1 v 1 iii u.puans, out mo wcvn, in consutcyaion of pa.?t service done by the mother, idoptcd them, and so you see lie is the father of that respectable class called scandal 1 ? mongers. They ark Pas-sino Away.?" They arc passing away." Amid the busy scenes of life, we arc often made to realize the shortness of this existence, by being called to part with sonic dear friend. To-day, we see a circle of friends in perfect health? joyous f>y the prospect of long life ; their only thought is for this world, and the happiness in store for them. But alas ! their hopes are vain. To-morrow, death? that silent messenger ; enters that happy circle, and one of their number, with high hopes and expectations, is cut down, to he seen upon earth no more. Look upon that happy family, now seated around the home firoside; they know not the meaning of the ... . n.j ?? ...:u :i i... ?? mo ci 111* r.viiuw >ymi 11 v; \ uu tl.'is? Again wo visit them'; but now the)gaze in mutedespair on the inanimate form of their darling. Death has visited that family, and taken the flower of the household, and the youngest form in that little flock.- purely now they must truly realize the fovee of thai short sentence? " They arc passing away." Come with me to the death bed of the Christian. J lis family are gathered around him, ?trd ar<> listening for fhe last time to his words of instruction ! Ilark ! lie is imploring them to put no value on the Hooting things of this world, hut place their trust on high. Ho, too, has pnsscd away, and as his friends gather around his grave, and hear those solemn words, " Mingle ashes with n#h08, antl dust with its original dust," they feel in their utmost souls the solemnity of this truth, " They arc p issing away." ItKMAUKATU/B \VoitKS <)1-' HUMAN LA nun.?rvmevuii was miecn nines long, oignt wido, and forty injlcs round, with a wall ono hundred foot hijrh, and thick enough for three chnrriots abreast. ]>aby!on was fifty miles within the walls, which were seventy-five feet thick, and four hundred feet high, with one hundred brazen gates. The temple of Diana, a*~ Ephcsm, was four hundred and twenty feet to the Support of the rooi'. It was a hundred years buil (ling. Tlio largest of tlio pyramids is rour hundred and eighty one feet high, nnd s:x hundred and fifty-three on the sides; its base covers cloven a ores. The stones are about thirty feet in length, and" the layers ire throe hundred and eighty. It. employed three hundred and thirty thousind men in building. Tholabyr'n h it. Kgypt contains three hundred chambers nnd two hundred and fifty halls. Thebes, in- Kgypt, presents ruina twoniy-seven miles round.? Athens was twontv-fivo niilna rniind. nnd %/ 1 ? contained three- hundred and fifty thoufiand citizens, and four lnuid red thousand slaves. The templo of DelpJlos was so rich in d'on.itiona-thatit wf.s plundered of fivo hundred thousand dollars, and Nero carricd away it two hundred statues.. The wallsof Koine ^vere thirteen miles round. Fijnny.?A Mexican newspaper thrrs aw u\L~ I il A I.A.J - il - rvu;rn tvi tuu i/jnw-u ni-uic'B ; " /sirunay inc Npfth nro tinned and are preparing to deolrtro war ngnimit the Southern States?, having been srfcnlly enraged. ngnitiftt them by a book called Ilnclo Tone's (Jabiri j and tl.dv :iiT' ftvfftviiiiniil/i them, or compel tlicm to abolish Hrtvcrj*. From the Pennsylvania Enquirer, t< JSncrgy' llonexty ntid energy aro the hanJuiaiils of sue- h CC08," )l I JhJuorgy may Ijc said to be one of tlio most t, ! important elemohts of character. In some v sense, it influences, controls and rules the 'j I world. No groat undertaking can be .1- y ciucvod, no mighty work can bo consltm! mated, no vast enterprise can be carried { . ! inio kucccssiui cncct witnont its aid and 0 agenoy. In matters of love as well as in j, matters of war, it is equally potent. The | faint-hearted aro rarely energetic, and licncc t, tlioy are sure to lag behind, and be out-dis- (, taneed by their competitors and rivals.? ^ The individual who is listless, inanimate | ? and indifferent, apathetic, who does noth- j ing, yet is constantly expecting something ! ], to turn up, something that will redound to , a llis nil vnn irA mill /mw?h ' ~ ' .... {ULi.nnjf iu Ml- j n dependence, ih doomed to many a bitter | j, disappointment. It is wisely ordeied by }! , Providence, that however wo may be pit- u ted in person or mind?however we may ,, j have been favored by a patrimony, howev- j | cr bright our hopes and expectations, newo enter upon the arena of the busy world, we ], arc sure to fail by tbe wayside, be tripped ! np and*prostrated, unless we exercise tbe j, i faculties that liavo been given to us?re- j sist tbe machinations of the crafty, the de- ^ signing and the unprincipled?in brief, o i manifest a due degree of firmness, detcrmi ination and energy. Ever and anon we i are amused by the promulgation, on the <1 oxeitcd and visionary, of some plausible ' land tempting scheme. It may have all the ! elements of probability, abound with fasci- (> : nation, and bold out buovanf anil rtnoimrn. e ! jring inducements to tlio active, tlic push- c in?T and the persevering. And yet, with- ' out energy?constant, untiring and indom- t itahle, it will amount to a mere bubblq. ]f " we are nsked for the true secret of tlic mo- ^ tivc power, the active principle of success, v in this life, and were Confined for our answer to a sintrln wonl. flint, wnvrl wnnhl l?? o~- ? * ; ; "^"'7 | " energy." Men of vivid iiua*r!?mtiuius ( and poetic fancies, dreamer.1*, enthusiasts and fanatics, areconstantly startingschcmes i( and undertakings, which, atthe Grstglance, arc calculated to capti\.ito. Hut liow rare- j, ly do they cuter into ... ,h movements in a i( truly practical spirit, and bring to their j aid that degree of energy which issoessen- | tial to success ! Thousands of our fellow- n creatures aro self-deceived. They do not t| look sufficiently before they leap. They do not examine tho entire rronnd. and mil- . I t" n" 111 culatc nil tlie chances, before they risk their | judgment, their means, thciv reputation , j ami their time. Nay, the}' do not look all ^ I the diiliculties calmly and .sternly in the j face, and determine at the onset to wrestle ! (j j with and ovcrcomo them. On the contra- j ^ I ry, they struggle 011 for a few days or for a j v I few weeks, and because they cannot realize ! ^ I all thai they fancied, they become dispirit- j I ed, intimidated and abandon what, thov nrc 1 I then disposed to consider a delusion, forJ " Mu.lv s ii.miii nn Mio' .'.tin nit. misonic other scheme. In brief, they either lack forethought nt the outset, and thus Commit a mistake in the beginning, or they arc deficient in energy, and thus are sure to fail. The struggles of the commercial and business world are full of anxiety and care. A thousand temptations beset us, , and a thousand diflictlltic# lie in our way. This is tho fate of man. lie is born to trouble as the sparks fly upward. But a lirst disappointment, either of the head or the heart, the falsehood of n woman, the treachery of a friend, or the failure of an en terprise, should never induce us to desnnir. I Adversity is sometimes only a blessing in d. /Miise, for it tests, tries, nnd fortifies us forfuture strugglesandvicissitudes. When, however, convinced that wo are not right, when assured that we ore treading the path that sooner or later must load to fame and fortune, or 'hat we are seeking a conquest which can be achieved only by the patient work of years, energy, untiring, uuswerv ing aim uniaitcring energy, is tiio great os-1 sential. Look around, gentle reader, and i you will iind this illustrated nearly every day yon live. The cool, the enntions, the j resolute and energetic tire constantly acliievj ing triumphs- All that they touch seems : to turn to gold, 1 iiey may be down to' day, but they will be up to-morrow. No reverse, no misfortune can depress them. fin 1 ?1 1? . 1 ? i iiry nave. tne win, 1110 nerve, tne courage and the perseverance, and thus tliey lire bound to succeed. Occasional disasters will of course come, reverses will overtake, nnd disappointments will attond tlicm. Hut these they anticipate as part nnd parcel of the great chapter of life, as only incidental but as inevitable, and they therefore rouse themselves for a fresh straggle, determined again. Energy, assisted by purity of motive, intesrritv of diameter, and firmness of purpose, is like tlit; levereif Archimedes; for wc repeat, properly applied, it will move the world". Burning a Negro at the 8take?Dreadful Particulars! A oorre^pondont of the Maysville Eagle, gives the foll(gying particulars of the recent burning of a negro nt Troy, Kentucky, for the min der of lux limxter On New Year's diiy tlic annual negro saios took place at Troy, the count.y seat, nnd there was quitea collection ot' people there everything went on smoothly until ( about 8 o'clock in tho evening, when Mr. .Jas. Oflif.way, a brother-in-law of the doreamed, mounted upon an old gooda-box bcforo the store-door, and addressed the people for about fifteen minutes. He said if tho mass of tho people felt as ho did, and would do their doty, which lie believed thoy would, that they would tako tho blaek murderer out of jail nnd burn him nt, the stake, in tho presencoof nil tho negroes Chub worn there to .icb an example before tfhem, ntirl then wb(\t w)f Be the result of fM such conduct if MiorC> ihouki ever be such again. Then he cfosed by saying, ' Ail that feet as I do will follow nx\" He then leaped from tho stand, and tho?V) \ir<Ao n rfAtWii".il rrit'rth t>ttVl Vi<*? 4.1u? wny to the jail, nnd ninc-lenthn: of t!io multitude followed. On arrivinc? ?t the itiil they found tho Kheriffund j in lor, Who did ull they could to fmrprci-a the mob, b^jjr nil o no purpose. They now mustored pouio 800 or 1,000 trong, They then commenced with sledge am inert;, oro\Vl>.irs and axt?, i?nd in about n hour entered tho jail- nnd brought forrurd their victim (tho negro murderer.) 'hoy marched him to tho ccutro of the jailaid, drove down a large stake and ohaind him in an orOct position, hand and feet ist to tho stako. Thoro was an abundance i shaving/ and fine -plit wood piled around im?-this consuulpd .sumo half an hour.? htring tliirt time tho negro talked to ihe ogroes that gathered around him. lie old them that he had a good mastor, and hat lie was always treated too well and iven too many liberties, and for them to ike warning in time and never do as ho iad done. Then tho torch was applied, nd he seemed to be entirely indifferent bout it until tho flamod began to burn as iigh as his knees. Then he began to twist, nd snort, and groan, and in about a niin,te more ho commenced to scream, lie ;ave some of the n: >st hideous screams that over heard come Yom any human being. 7 11 . . 1 * i eouiu not .suma to see sii?y more ana . ft. When I left tho flames wero burning s high ns'his head. 1 was only :i spectai?r. took mo Inuid either for or against. I liink that there were some 1 ,600 to 2,000 eoplc to witness this dreadful scene, and 00 or !500 negroes. Love, Ei.oi'kmknt and Suicide.?A espateh from liollow.s Falls, \rt., dated an. 28, says : A young man named Harrison Sanders loped lust, night with the wifo of his brothr, Daniel Sanders,froi'u Springfield, Vt., amo to this place and took a room :it tho follows Vallsi House. The husband mid ho sheriff pursued them, and the parlies, nding themselvesortught, took Rtrychnino. "outig Sanders died in 20 minutes. The omaii is expected to recover. MkxicaN (Iamijling.?They are most esperate gamblers, but as they play among liemselves, and fairly, luek deserting at no time favors them at another, so they re not often ruined. A very wealthy man fas sitttng ono aftctnoou in front ot" his louse, taking the air, when he observed peddloi, whom he know very well, lookug intently at his promises j hailing him, io asked him what ho was about, and what cw peculiarity lie Juul discovered in hi.s uansion. u ()!" said fclio man, "I was only thinkutr that possibly soino day this cstablishiciit miiy belong to ine ; especially as we LlamauiaiiH rvo very fond of cards, and nek often favors the poor man." Tickled with the nmn's effrontery, and elighted to get some one to gamble with, ie offered to lend hi in ten dollars, if ho roll Id sit down and take a hand ; a propoitiou no .Mexican was ever known to reuse. At if they went? they became very nuch excited?the peddler won, won, won. ?UUIU HUl lltill HI 11, IHlt Iliaiftll'U nil UU11U linp; the stakes; at it they kept until day Irght. The next morning the peddler rose from the table a winner of every cent tin other possessed in the world?hou<<ct land stock, everything.?Adventures in.the l'uc __ A Skntimkntai, Fossil,.?"What i: your name?" "My name is Nerval, 01 tlie (irampinu hills." " Whore did yoi come from ?" " 1 cquio from a happy land where caro is unknown." " Where an you lodging now ?" "I drcainpt that ] dwelt in murble halls." " Where nro yoi going to"Far, far o'er hill and dell.' " What is your occupation ?" " Smut love to roan./' " Arc you married ?"? " J'olly, put the kettle on." " When wen you married ?" "Longtime ago." " Hov many children have you ?" " Thero'i Doll and Hot, and Moll and Kate, and "? " What is your wife's name?" " Oh no wo never mention her." " J)itl your \vif< opposo your leaving her?" "She wop not when we parted." "In what condi tion did yon ieavo her?" "A rosc-tre? in foil bearing." " Is your family provi iled fur?" "A little farm well tilled. "? ' Did your wife d>,:"0 you eft?" "Oh suhlime was the v.uiiing." "What die your wife say to you that induced you t< shpii?" " Coino rest in this bosom."? "Was vour wife tfooil-loOkinsf?" "Slu wore a wreath of roses." " Did your wif< over treat you badly V' " Oft, in rhe stil ly night." " When you announced youi intention of emigrating, what did your wif? say?" " ' Oh, dour, what can be tho mat tor?' " "And what was your reply?"? " f^wect Kitty Clover, you bother me ko.' " Where did you last see her?" li Ncai tlie lake where drooned tho willow."? " Whnt did she say tu you when you wcv< in the act of leaving" A placc in thj inomory, dcareat." u Do y? u still lov< her?" " 'Ti? ?iid tliat absci.cc eonquon lovo." " Where arc your possessions V ' The harp thatoncc through Tara'shalls' " What do you propose to do witt it ?" " I'll hang my harp on a willow tree.' (i ** 1 ..... ? V' If nvi V viv juu IVI intiiw; II living i f< Over the water with Charley." Oxi.'K on a '' mo, nn Irishman and a ncgn wore fighting, ..ml while grappling with one! othor, the Irishman exclaimed : *' You clivi of a black lingua, cry enough?I'll fight til 1 die I" " S j'II 1, boss," sung out tliedarkoy "I always docs." QrAHrtfcLS?Two things, well considov ed, would preven* 111(1 ny (junrrclp. Firs to have it well r ??vtainod whether wc ari not disputing auc.it terms rather thai things; and, secondly, to cxiiniinc wheth cr that on which Wi1 differ is worth cont/nj ding ubout. ' Ark von worth b^o hundred and ft ft; dolliuH ?" wAs asked of a New York colorei \ iil i 1V no 1.A Ail ?1\ * A 4kt.J t.. i J , HQ ??w~"i? U|i ?*/ HIV UHKIW'PHUA I' deposit lii? vote on election ?lnv. " Yes, ?i?s' replied 'ho bilrbcr, " ami if I WM in St. f<ou in I should bo worth novfrn hundred "dollara.1 ? , . " .Toiinv," unid ft raothflr to a pod, nut vear*old. " go nnd wash your face ; 1 am us homed to hoo yon cmni'it'g to dinna* with' k dirty a mouth/' did wn*b it. mamma.1 au'd feeling tin nppor lip, ho added gravclv [41HfnJt it niuflt be ?ruotHtuchc coming' >n Amateur PhrenologistOur u? ijfhbor, Col. 8 , tells n enpi* , tal Story o* a certain wag in Kilo, 1*01)11., a jolly publican, who contributes a good deal to tlio life of that pleodunt but sometimes obstinate borough. One morning a travel; ling phrenologist arrived at. his inn, and | took lodging*. The next day in the village paper appeared an advertisement sta' ting that Vioi'essor 1J had arrived in i 1 Erie, arid would make " for a cdnsidcni. tion," examination of tho heads of tho cit' i/.cns, and accompany tho same with iiccu! r ito. reliable charts of character. For throe or four days the c ills were nparse, but on the fifth there was a rush of live or six to the apartments of the Professor. One morning a countryman entered the inn whore the phrenologist had his rooms, and said to our.nforesaid wag: " Is this the place where the phrenologist j " holds out," that lio enii toll a man's kar- j i nctar by tlio bumps >? his ^k'lll ! " Y08," answered lhmifaee, witharesorv1 cd and dignified manner. " Wal, 1 want my potato trap looked into a little while. Whero is the man \ " ! am tho man," said the landlord. " Oh ! you be, eh '! W.d, put in, feel ' of my lumps and gin us a <ninp. What's the swindle ?" " There is no swindle, sir, phrenology is a science?a liberal science." " Ah, yes, spoct so j but what's the price for fooling a feller's head ?" j " One dollar, with a chart." w al, go it; how do I do ! lie down or | tsit up ? 1 )ons it hurt " Not in the leant, sir. Take your scat in this chair." There wore four or five morning loungers in the tavern who ohcoked a ktujih as the countryman took his seat, having first, ns requested, removed his coat, vest and nock cloth. The wag of a landlord ran his hands through the hair of the patient fur a moment and then said to the bartender? " Mr. lTipkins, tyke a fhcot of paper and draw four lines down iu whole length, and 1 put down my figures under the head as' 1 toll you." " I lave you got it ?" " Yes?all right." " Very well," and the landlord went on | I with his exnloration. whi<>li umw rmirrlw>r i perhaps thun there was any actual necessity for. " Put down philanthrorogeuitivenc3ssixty." " Down, sir." " Very well; reverence two." (t !!.>..i,...i * /UUUV/Uj Ol I . " Combfltivenoas two hundred." " What's that t" said the victim. "No matter, sir; you*i 1 see it on the chart: Caution one; credulity four huudred." " What's that last lump ?" asked the patient. " Never mind it now ; you'll understand . \l'd how. Mr. Flipkins, you nave put these iu separate "columns as . usualJ" ? | "i on, sir. " Very well, ndd 'cm up !" " ] ? Add 'cm up !" exclaimed the phrcno. logi<jd) subject, " io that the way you do?" " Of o-o-u r-s-o ! how olao could wo get your balance of mind?of intellect." 15 " Wall, co ahead !" 1 ' now docp it 1)?M, J^r. iniulcins?" 1 " Tho throe ool uinns are cquAl; they foot' cd tip precisely tlie spine 1" i5 Tho landlord 1 poked solemnly and ?ympathixingly towards his subject. ) ' It is very strange," says he; but it is so. Phrenology never lies. You have no intellectual status, you don't know any thing, sir. ExouhO me, sir, but 1 must 2 stutethe truth, whether you tako tho chart or not.; Dilt, sir, itthere is any truth in s phrenology, you're a fool ! Under tho circumstances, sir, 1 can scarcely expect you ' to keep the chart which you have contract* ' ed for; this is n matter of little consequence as it will be a valuable illustration of an an* ti?|uc species, which I can use in my leetu1 res hereafter. I authenticate ?li my lectures with real names and residence, Tho charge of deception in science is one that j lias never been brought aguldst EuOf yir, never." * "Oh ! never mind; give us the map," " said the subject; "hero's tho swindler, 5 for it is a swindle. I'd rather pny for it 1 than lnlycyou going round tho country making afoolof me everywhere else as you 1 hftvfi licre?you blasted philanthroprogen1 itivc humbug?" With this explosion, the subject retired.?Knickerbocker. ' "What is M in ??A young lady answer*, r "A thing to waltz with, a tliinjr to flirt with, tO 1?C miirriml to nnv hhn'n * " ??? tn mm ( comfortable." , A way nights since, ft serenading party, j after upouding an hour in producing the most s dulcet strains, wore informed by u polite , watchman, that "nobody lived there." ' . i nr.i.:-. x iiiiu J* yuiit). J I FINAL settlement of (lie Kutate of .lamea W, /\ Ootioh, doocnxcd, will bp made in the Ordl' navV's Otllco, on I'ridny (lie loth of April next, All persons indebted thereto tire required ft lunke payment at onqc: and i 'one having (<c) inandtf against the said Estate j}' render then i to me. leirftllv attested. on or h\ that (lav. 1 <Ty.N I'll ia J.HUNDiflOKS, Adm'x. | Jun. 10, 1 KoU 29^ ^ 8in Esttito Notieo. KlMlK%dato of Thomnn Alexander, <lo .1, conKO<1, \t| lie settled linnllv lofou i tho.Ordioiiry, ftt pinkens 0. II., the 28th il?t\ 0 of Murehnoxt. Thoso in?c.rc*ito?l will gov lliAirtaAlvna fii>n<\r/l'imrl v 'Pni'iumo 5n j-| j- w r ?f? Vf n?'wm y?' VV(> ? v* ^ "' dftbtcd to tho nnhl o.stiito must rtmko nnymcut nml thoso btink <1etn.in<l? pIhuiIu rtnuloi thorn to mo. lepvMv ottf.food. )>v tliftt time. ANDKKW AliEX A\!)HR, Adm'r. L T)oo !> I r THl'.KK will be a tinnl settlement in rale rt? tlx Jl&K'(two"qf A. P. WhiMr, <leceft*v.l, in flic Or itiniH'y's 01rtct, oil tliKKltli ''"J* Afartl no?> <0 vVdflfeltotict. is WKi4- 1 G ftebW.il t<. ll.<5 Kstalo . Jut!** ninku nj j n-n-W Il.oni to wm V^pti iy ?<<estv .1, .111 <?)' he JEWELRY, GOLD & SILVER, J KAN BTK. F1SGI1E8SKR, WIUIbuHM, ?. H AS just now returned from New York vritli u large And beautiful assortment of wA'i'c:an:s, jkwi:lB?, | (llotli CiOLD and SlI.VKlt,) Clocks, Music Hox es, t'oioii?, crushes, l"'anov Ariieien, rofUjnicryf Sonpft, Gold 1'ons, et?.; all of which lias been bought (or CASH, and Vrltloii lie ofioro for (told on the ino.it uccortiniodating terms. kfr.fr" He nl?o HKI'AIRS WATCHKS rintl other avilcles in hi* line, nml nolic'its the |>ntn>nagd of the public. 11 is stand id near the jiublio ! square, at Walhullu, 8. 0. Doc. lf>, 1 ?."><*? 24 tf_ | J. W. NOnniH, JU. J. \*. IIAl'.lMSON. v.. t\ WI.1.1AM< \ Oil IMS. IIAHKISO^ S "11. Attorneys :it I.< w, YyiLlj nticnd promptly to nil liu?lpo?8 cntri|9-? h tc<l to tlioir c'hro. Mk. I'ci.i.iam can tu* ways bo found in the Office. OFFICF. AT 1MCKK.VS C. IIM S. C. K.x.I i; iMr.it <i if N OTITIC. "" riMIK Creditor!) of Dr. W. Turner Holland I are requested to meet me nt bin ros-* idenee, in Pickens district, on lVidny tlirf lltli day of February next, and then nnd tliero render to me nil doirthndrf ncfciuHt said li .11 i ft. r..:i i . . . .1.. iiuiiHini* \ I it v 11 11 liiuuii; ni u i inuir uv:imuuls will be bunod. WM. ltOUMES. Agent fi?r tlio Assignee*' of suiil llullatuU Fob. % 1850 28 3 <;in rollout Aradciny. T I ^ 11 ft ftf flm ('liiromoiif. Si>liru?f I. will he resumed l*t Monday in February nosh Mr. iSfK.Mi.f, ns Tcne.lier. ami tlicf clmrnuter of our Bcttlcmont are sullieicnlly k hi ?\v n. TIt I" ST K F.S. .1 on'2.1. l.%0 ST_ 3 LUMBER! LUMBER! fiM! H umlei .ijrned ftvci now i>m>a)'cd lo fill or* i dors for 1,1 M HKK of nil kinds, at tbeir Mill on Oconco Creek, seven miles tiorth-eitst of Wnllinlln. Lumber will be delivered if it in desired by the purelmser. Our terms wilt be nuulelieeubiiiiodidiiig, Alul >vc respect fully solicit t lio i?;itronagc of I bo public. JAMES (SKOHGFi, M. F. MITfllKIJ., Feb. 10, 1837 ?A .1. N. LAWKESCE. In tlqidlj?I'ickens. K. E. Alexundev, Survivor vs. Preston MeKinney, el. ids. y 1)UK8UAXT to an order mndo by the Court of liquify, in tbia enso, tit .hunterin, 18fi8, nil I lie creditors of Preston .McKinney are required to come before nie nnd establish tbeir demand# IIIII1 iiucoriiing IU IIIW, wuitill llirci? inunihs froln thcdulo hereof; othenvl.se, they will bo forever burred. KOiVT. A. THOMPSON, c.i:.i\i>. Coin'rs Office, Jnn. 15, 18">it I'm jj| &ST'Wanted, Forthwith!'^ ! /\ Af'Tivr . i_' ': "'I M " VMVIJJtHU JUIIII? IIIUII, IU . \* ;? Ov/U net us Agouti in ft ea.?v, useful niul honorable business, by which tiicy can ccr- j^jQfc| tainly make from $>(3 t?. ?U)0 per month? mid no hunt buy! For full particular# ftihlfCB?, inclosing two stumps tor return postage, W. 11. TKltllY, !Peo.']5,jfiflft 22-3in Hockinglmni. NO. liomil I SARAH K. IIUNTBR, wife of -Knens HunI ^ Tor, of I'ickcn.s district, litivTTy give" nofTcc | tliui after the expiration of tlirco months trom I this (late, 1 will transact biuinos* in tlie characI tor ot'n fii-o dealer ami trader. llv fluiuinatimiA are tl>0i?c0f Seniptfesi mill Weaver. S AIIA11 K. HUNT Ell. Poo. 11, 18/ift 21 Bin State or Soutii ('id'olinn, IN KQL1TY 1'ICKKNS. O. M. l)oylo ) vh. V 1'ctlUon for Relief. J. I. Drown. ct. nl. j IT appearing to my satisfaction (li.it .lolin T. llrown, ?>?c of tlio defendants in tliis h?hc, resides without the limits of this State ; on mctioii of .1 J Norton, for Petitioner, it is ordered, that tlie said absent defendant do nppenr, jilcmi, answerov demur to said Petition within thrro months front this'dnte, or the said petition will he taken pro e4ufc*so ns to liitn. HON T. A. THOMPSON, c.f..iu>. /\iH i i c lU' fi n \ I'lll IB IMIlt'U. villi* I *i? ICVHF om Last Notice. ^ VOTN'IJ ia liercby given to nil concorncd that i 1 n final .settlement of I lie estate of Abraham Abies, deceased, vrill be nuulo in the Ordimtry'a Ollice at lMekena 0. H., on Monday tho L'qth dny of March next, Persons indebted to toi<l cslittu must jmy before tliut. time, nud nil ) crsotiH having demands must present them to mo legally attested on or before (lint day. KM AS AHVJElf, Adm'r. l)ac. 24, 28 itm Brandroth's Pill*THK.SK cclebrabtod l'ills urc of vegetable con' uiiin.l <'-?? ................... ...... - ...v.v...jt m. y'l'jp" "iy kind. Tlioy aro a sovereign romody forpnin or any uneasiness in (ho body.or cdHtWeneH#. Sltin disease* ol an inveteratohntl pfllrtful chnrncter, hiicIi as erysipelas, salt rheum, tetter and ouiunier heat, have been eradicated by tlicir iihp. Those pills have cured the rlicunintle, tlie cjv Septio. {lie paralytic; and the consumptive lnr jaundicc and all ntt'cctlona of tho liver, dyspepsia, dysentery, and diarrhoea, pleurisy, suudcim oiiins and iiiilanintniiiinM. Ii>mnl? nluliiiiittAnii. scorbutic and scrotrulous, even gouty and neuralgic affections, have given way to tlio iiho or 1 Mils medicine; anil now, nfter twenty years expc.rlcnoe, tlio public estimation of l$ran<lictli> l'illrf eontinuo to incrcaso. For Worms Hrandrotls's l'ills arc tlio best vermifuge} flieyinc , intnlliblo. A little child. six years old, for somir weeks was drooping ; Its mother gm-ft It ono- jXS of llrandroth's sugar coined pills; I lie next day thero comc away a worm sixteen iuolicH lontr ami an largo ns u child's finger. The cliihl wan*well. An?l for rieuriHy lwtliiiiff f? boiler, Let the people tlUciivrt prejudice nnd try lliefti. Huluby W. S. & 0. F. f\ .VMS, fit > Salubrity, H.ot tbcusunl pvteo. .."y , A Final Settlomont f^F tjso K?tnU' of Aw* Cinvev, deecweil, \/ nmilu l??ri>ro v?? * Jr?i?nf?vy, iu riOKcn* i;. ji(< on Ilie third Monday in Mim.-li niM; Tho*o indebted to tlioKstntc njnst >nnkapayment lly Unit time, nnd thopo wiving deniuw'# n?i?ir.vt fukf F.Htute mnut render thorn to ino U;g?Iiy sttVMted ; bv or bofor? tlmt dny. .TOSKl'If 0. .TTKBLE, Adsn'r. ' : ,R;'Wrr^lrr? iV. P it K R A'jxftii(ier nre roquoMtccl i<> prtLjUj^fey <ho first of Mint h next, or tl:dir X<ito* will In- in !!:<' hands of proper