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POjtTJt V. . ** * * ?1 \ * *i ?' ^ J " ' ' ' i I'foiptho Tempor.uuk' Advocate. i LINES CK TUB OF.ATB OP TUB BO*. JUDOE O.VtfTT. What though imaginary theme* Ot yuke the Poet's Lyre, j|ndFftitCj'? visionary drenrns Uis lofty lays inspire. What though the Minstrel's plaintive vcrw May oft bo heard to flow, Ground thfe heartless despot's hearse, to mockery of woe. He whom the artless tributedrawe C JWn this poor rustic hand, Ne'er sought through life for such applause ? ' ^ds.iU-pota would commnnd. His lifo, liko his Redeemer's here, To us was kindly given, To wipe nwny the culprit's tonr vlnd poiut tho vde to Ilcnven. With guileless innocence, once more IT,. I ?1 _ notuivu munmi ? uiiilll, With Jurists skilled in legal lore, jfVtnr serene and mild. A Judg^.who calmly funk to ro?t An doth the sotting s?tn, A i Int received amongst the bleat, With plaudit* of "\V?ll done!" Caroi.av. EARTH A A* D HE A VJbW. "Flftwcra flint bloom to wither fn?t, (Light whone bonint nro soon o'orcast, Friendship wnrm, but n>t to last? Such by okrth aie given. Roe* the (lovers that ne'er shall f.tdo, Find the lirrht no cloud can shade, "Win the friends tl a* ne'er betrayed?* These are found in Heaven. I LO YE YO U. T I t\ % . .... jl itivo ion nignt wncn tiie moon stream* bright On tlie flower* tlmt drink the ''cw, W litli <5ft4C sliout, n* flit! K(;tr? poop Out From the boundless Hold1'of blue; But dearer far than the moon or star, Or flowers of gaudy hue, Or murmuring'thrills of tlio mountain rilU, I loye, I love, love?you! I love to stray fit the close of day, Through grove* of linden tree, "Whcti gushing notes from song bird's throats, Arc \oenl in the breeze. I love the night? the glorious night When hearts heat warm and true; Hilt far above thf night I love, I lo 'e, T love, love?>/<-,? / 1, L A ? O y A YANKEE AT THE ADAMS HOUSE. 8ome week* acjo, a very loner hr' wn j Down Easter;n'tired in one of tho^e costumes which are now nowhere to hr mnt with except upon the Moore. ? tnll ''ell crowned whi'e hat, short-waiz'ed hlue eoait, with mormons pewter huttons, n vest P8 "valler" a* a b'irherrv V.1o?soit?. ? pair of corduroys whose highest nmhi'ion seemed to maintain their as'endencv overt pair of enounouc c-whides that hnd , trodden niitrtv a hundred miles if )onrfci"f.'paths, "mitrlit have heen." .Iarl{-knife and fthinp[le in hand, wondinif his w?v nn Lone wharf, in the realiz "ion of liis life-lonpr anticipations of 'Veein' Poston." At the ecrncr pf Merchants' Row, hi* progress was arrested l>v the lumbering transi' of n l\CA-RtAi*v Imiit-n ai% -1 1 * %gt wii >1 I ens, Iiniirn I)'" It'll! ( rf doaen yoke of oxen, with (lip people inside pursuing their usual avoeatiens. . What on nirth is that cie? he asked of I ti bystander. Oh, nothing, replied the "towney"?-the j folks nre only moving?tnat's all. When ; we move down here?we do it, house and j ?11. Jc-rusnlem! Wall! that beats fill natu1*. I fT'cl' cn'p'n what's that 'cie big stun house1 ?V4r the left? " l? That's the new custom TTouse. fts r> mighty bad location?but I hey'ie going to Wore it next week. .Thunder nnrl mntnGiA.I 5#MI ! II IdllC <KI lilt* | dxen in creation for to start Iht! Oli! they use elephants for moving such largo buildings. Anil how many elephants it'll take? Upwards of a hundred. The Yankee cut u deep gash in his ahiugiu and walked > on. , j He. next enquired for the Adams House, for he had "hearn tell" of that, am* was j determined "to progress dur'ng his juvenility, aware of the impossibility of doing so at a more advsnccd age." Ho soon found tiio "tavern," and the "deacon," and o dercd accommodation*, liberally 'darning the. expenses.' Having slicKed up' a little, he witnessed with some amazement the opeintions of a servant on the got'g, simply remarking that 'he kriow'd what sheet ltjjhtnin' was, but this ( whft the fust time he'd evei heerd sheet i thundcjHe followed the crowd into 1 the dimng-hall, and was uxh<"ed to n Beat. J ifhern ho ensooneed himself, tucking his ; towel under his chin with a sort of drspir- ' ation as if he was going to be shaved or sealped. The sight of the covered dishes add il lo ' !>'w amazement. Dod riern it! he exclaim ed, ef I ever heerd of cookin'on ?l e taMe! I but here they've gone and set tin kitchens j ail over the lot. YV bar's the fire to come | frbrn?that's what I'd like to know ? He got along with the soup veiy well, and was pausing for breath before he finished it, when a waiter snatched his plate away, and was running off wi h it. Hello! vou sir! vociferated the Y"nkec ?I see you?fetch that ere buck qtuykern llghtftin' or else you'll hcv your hei?d punched. His ulate was rer?imi??" o?wt I hisuoup dignity. AfW wiiiling a| monuyit, lie rawed hU voice again and i 6Uriinjprhd the offending waiter sternly. | Kafiiefafe to -?tar*e me? No, sor. I Wall---why don't. /you (etoh on some j fre?K fbdde??darn ye? . \ ;v ' . Th?iV? tbu carUt air. ffnffnihecarif And rbatintiun d?>r nm I to do with iho cirt wht>n I've got it? Lttok out, you pesky Harpiut, or you'll catch it. The hill of fare. I don't pay my h ll till l'vo had my fodder. The waiter humbly explaining his mean* injr. What's nil these crnrk-j w names mean? Give mo some1 bin' njain alid hearty?biled corn heef?and fetch it about the quickest ?while I hok over t'tis piper nnd -ee what vise I'll hov. The inert w is brought l.m; Hold onl was the next order. What's thu here? M n c-c a?Head it, wont you, air? Mnce.ironi. sir. All right. eip'n?hurry it up. The dish whs brought. The ptiirnal cups! nw .' d the Down E'ist er, ef I hi int ns great a mind as ever I hud to k<?r-wo||op ye'-, bnd make iin exrmpleof vo on the spot. What do yemean by ' unnin' your rigs on me jest because I'm a s?rnng**r in iheAe parf,s? Takeaway your d'f?pd hiled pipe-stems and feU'h us on 'ftnjp cabbage. That's light. And now. squi'-p. wiivf vinegar. Vinegar's in the castor, sir, replied the waiter, and made tr?>o(l his retreat. Tn ?he castor, is it, hey? soliloquized the Yankee; and where in thunder is the eae'o-? The vo-ing sjent'emnn opposite pushed i' fownidshir\ He looked at it?'o<>k the. Bto ->per nut of the vinegar, and taking the cn tor by the bot'oin, turned it up. Hut all the cruet manifested a desire t<> illu>?tr>te the laws of grnvi'v and leap from ?hoi>* locn'ioni. and the Yankee was cor.ii p/?I it dfMvn orfiln Jerusalem, lip oxoliiimeH. Tlishr'^is <> cu-imi* rnnliivunop. nnd no iU??. Mow on ni-ih nm [ to fi"t nt iho taimul vinCfnr? I'll * v it nnro m.vr. Aifnin lie c?n'i?cl the onsfor, hut this iim?* :< 11 the "MopniTs tumbled out." Thunde-ntioi). In* ro-iml, Ihmo'k n pn-t >v mew, Darn if. nil!?')<>< (? I'\?? ijol the fl'irn?-fl en?*t<v !>ll in'o my p <w, niul th J 1 ?i i _.i .. .-..I i tt... (i^rnru ini n'j (i cm niv ?u??i nrt nll'T on my 'later Darn ihc tiling! I pnv! Mv frion-'l. snid Mm <ri?n'l",mn opposite, wi'h a sirnncr cnnti-ol ovorhis rUihlc nvxpIpp. It npppnrs to nip it" T wo in win' of I'iioir M', nnd by thnt moans I should nvoi 1 >d1 t.roiiMo. ITo-o 'bo whole connnnv, wai'ors nr.d 11, hii'*<t ioto n convulsive fit <>f 1 au<;h Tbp YunVro ?o'e i'i rnj;p. up ottir>jr hi* phs?i", ?nd "lniincr defvmco on liis neighbors. /Tow in iliovimf of !>1' Mrivd ou-sps in ro.'tion' ho rolled, should I know anvtl?in?r "bout |ho wnv thr d.irn tliinij wovliod when T jipvp-- ono <>f 'em nfo-c? You've l>n?ohpd tl i up nsrin nu?1 know if. Wli 'i-N tbp l ?nd'oivd ? fp'ch your bill on? l'U??> out of 'bis, I hnint p it ten cents' orth. but I'll psiv up \ik?* aboi k?and purs ?nd ouii. And ef over I sot to oat 't mo:iJ? \ ittles in Boston town ncfoin, von nnv take mv. hide s'nd t-m it. 1) irn your pnftors. iMid your risti il?-. nnd vr . too .....i ..lit a ...i n: : .1 11 . ii i-'Ui i >i|i; /\im nm<r|irr limvn 'I Mi l' on thr tnhlr*. hp spizrd his whi'o hci >op rrom thft Ivnd of 1 t'-pmhlingj waiivr an! vnmd??'d. Dnwn VV;i>.hirs*to?i ami S'atP <tipp's 1pstips<kcd it l'kea pompf. and nov or s'.-okpd Ins pace ti 1 he j idled en hoard ihp K??nni hpp. Onp'n. said ho to tho comm^ndpt, ca?? oft your lirp je<t a* quick as you're a mind to. /Indpf pvpr von catch mp wan'iivto spp Boston ngin. jp^t vou t>'ko hv I ho si ck and throw mp right in'o ihnt tie biler, hoots and all?hy gravy! Queen Victoria in Scotland.?The Inverness rr'ates that a carpcn'cr, who was ass'st'iiff to ererM some houses for the poor, built by command of the Queen, wounded h s linn I with an adze. I)r. Clarke, I lie Queen s med'eal nllendnnt, was sent o him. and s-hortIv af er wards: when the Rev. MY. Anderson was visiting ihe humhledwel ing, a lap was heard at the door: it was q lirKly opened, opened, and tlie'-e stood the Queen, who entered, and kindly inquired after li e poor hut liiatit.ed hi.i rer. Aiiother incident, rc'ater by the .same pa er, is more curious, and wil tax helef though g ven 4on exeel:en authority.1 Jt is stated that, when net?ir"? he river for salmon. Pr n?e Albc t and others were up to tlie j waisi ?. water, driving the fish 10 the ] ne!s. The Queen was a spectator oi J the sport. Ob? erv ng one of her party who stood h'ghand dry on a stepping stone, partak ng of the pastime without labor or we?ting. the Qucju oP'cred a boy who stood near a shilling. if he wou'd s'eal beh iVd the dry 1 1- ! * ._ * I DpuiTiwur <iii(i jjusii ii m in o ir.e water. The boy, whod (I not know the Queen, ciedined the task, ns he prudently conceived the big getillctn in m'glu prove more than he could man... I Her Majesty v:siled numbers of the poor people who lived around ihe castle. m\ supplied them liberally with warm cover ng, tea, stigafr &c. An old woman was enjoyin\ a pipe when her Majesty entered. Janet gave up the stool to the Queen, who sat in the cottage some lime. When <?w, .1 I-I nv. huicii ur};ai i'll mt imi wuiii iij hegge1 her fo 4tak tent o the pen! (anglice pool) at the door, or she would gan# owcr theqneets (ank e8) intill t. Jler Majesty shortly afterwards sent theo'd wotnnr. a liberal supply of tobacco, 'loge.hcr with many other necessary articles. O*, another occas'on the Queen en'ered the house of a tanner, and after heing sea'ed at the fireside, begun to speak freely to the gnidwife, and the children, and partook with great io T)U good humor of ihe homely chee"? cak.es an I muk?that was so! before her. The limner a so insisted tint she would 'taste a drop out o his! bottle, and w tli a hearty ifiugh her j Majesty wishing them lgoo.l health/ j iVjnkly put her lips to the glass, the \ [Tighlander archly affirming that she had nae better at Inline.' ,i : A Cwi'MS Rj'ic.?The One la Morning Herald gives the following i clause from the Will ol Lew s Morris, j one of the S gners of die De^ a fat ion of Independence. kIi w.il be ^een,'| remarks the Herald, 'that the wor Ity old patriot par.ook literally of the ! prejudice which ex sted among our honest Dutch fathers agi.i?t 'lie Yankee race.' 'It is my desire that my son (.ionvcrneur Mor; is may have the best e luc it on that is to he had in England or America; hut mv express will and directions are- that he be never se it f>." that purpose to the Connecticut co!on;es, least he should imbibe in his youth that low l\ 1 * t c-ittii <m i cunu ng so 11c cien' t<"? tlie peop'e of ilial coun'ry, which is,interwoven in their const'tutions, thai ; all their art cannot disguise it from 1 | the wo Id, though many of diem un! dor the sanctified g irb on'elig'on j have endeavo.el to impisethemselves on the w u'ld for honest men. ! : 17G0, Nov. *23. ijcwis Morris.' I i The Effects of Dn j\*iov is N. j York?The Ev press says: | 1 Grass wou d grow 'n our strce'y j we sny; if '.liis Union was shattere 1 1 for what is tli's city hut a g>*eat oxchange for cotton, for rice for tobacco as we!' a; for American manufactured go >.ls and for the importations j ; from L;Virope;an I hore'o a foe is com I es ihe trade of the North and sou h, | ' anil rtlall F.:ii'nim. vu li whicii ???lni'n . | intercourse whereby our counmss on merchants, on1* jobbers our importer : ! and exports of all cla ses lives an I j I thrive. "The r>00.0;)() human be'ngs whin j the soun 1 of the Oily Ha,I he I o'jtain there Ive'ihoo I from the shugar ail i rot'on p 111it*r of the M ^ist-ipp\ ilu? j ; Alabama, hfet'ha : hoochee, be sail- ( ! tec e c. who exchange here ihe p o-t j duo s of his soil for the I.and work an I . I eadw >rk of ihe North an I wh ti and litter suicide suride it is for such a r*iiy to pile on the abolition to.'ch. and to set on fire so g!o:ons a work!" Co; ro?poncloiipe of h?- I* Imetlo Stand.ml. A VISITOR. Charleston, S. Cm Nov. 2. "The Hon. Tinman Smith ofCon 1 arrived here yesterday, and took J lodgings at the Cha'eston Ho el.? 1 As soon as his arriva: became knmvn , it create 1 some lilt e excitenent | among the zeahtft port.on of the defenders of the South, and a p.a*ai\l [ was posted th s morn u.lc intimating 1 lie pronr ety of treat 11 * him to a i | V.oat of tar and i^athers.' I am hap i | py to say, howe.er, that surh a re-1 commendation m 'els Willi nosympa i thy fro n the people of Ohar.eston I an I no measure w w'.d meet a nvire ! prompt rebuke. However mifli we may detest the sent men s an I the fanatira eon lu M of an aho.itionisU ] hope the day any never come when even such a ' ha arle.* should fear to coma among t lis in tl.e pniMi t of his legitinia.e avoca ions or p'eaaure. It ia r?5;n:'U* 1 t.'.rtt i N'mv- V??.*k otfb s t . precnt to the yivat llung<t iau L- dor Kos. ui It, one .ii.i) lied acr?*> of land, u -ai ki vr i- /? m'W l OI K tJl yI lit C JaO lie CD M.SC'a tg COIlli: to th"n country H:\ywood coun y N. C., according lo the present census, con a'np 5,8l/o while inhabitant, <118 backs, 710 Julian;. Deaths from June 1841) to June 1850 105. Hand:rson conains 0 436 whites G69 blacks. Deaths in oueyear, 47; increase since 1840, 1.500. [An!icvUL Mjssonger. In very remo'e is'ands there arc but j few p ants and no trees which are ori! g nats. The o are also no an mate, but auch as hav been conveyed. Aimn/j thn curiosities of Oregon, a-e two living volcanoes, Mounts Si. , Helen an I Baker, which a-o now send ng forth vo nines of smoke. 'Pi,~ ~r ? . jt nt |jiai/?c ui uraiiii icnpi i and unsa uahle pr nted w u ks .or tne ; iiningof trunks doubt ess had its origin ! in 1 he superstition thai the excessive i dryness of ilit; mailer wouid keep the water out. There may be something 1 in this dea for ihe sub itan^es inques-1 lion are quite in~apatb'.e of absorbing ^ nnyLody or anything. Dickens says?I recollect when 1 1 was a vc/y youn rcln.d. having a fan! cy that the reflert.n of the moon in wa1 tor vva?> a path to heaven, trod leu by ! the spirits of good peop.e on there way , 1 to God ?r A celebrate I writer on the s ght says, hat wearing veils permanently weaken* many uaturaiiy goo.l eyes, on account of I he en leavoraof; the eye to adjust itcolflo the ceaseles*! vibration of that tub common article of dress. i'^r.7 v "i t - TREKS. ! Wa'ter S ^ott in one of his graphic dC'.'cr ptioas. represents a bco.tish L>rd, riding.by the humb e hut ol a peasant, who is pinni ng :i tree before J Ins door; he commends him for his taste, exclaim'n{, "When you have nothing better to do Jork, bo aye ! sticking out a tree Josh, 'twillJfrow when you re asecpJock. '1here is no little | hil<>*opby in th s declaration. You plant a tree?g ve it that gen'e n irtur ng which it may for a short lim ; nee I and it will ever after rcwarJ von with its foliage an I ts .sha !e. Yo i s?eep, and it stead y advances, in its growth, to 1 lio perfer.-, t on ol boauty. You go away for mnn'hs- perhaps for years, and it forge's no' to grow an 1 on your rotu 11 vo ir hei"t is gladdened by its fair proportion?. And a ^eo is properly. Who will i no g ve a few do lar.s more,for a! farm house, benea h the shade of whose ornamental trues, li s children j can plav, or his caltle slumber in the i noon tide heal? And how can ib<> occupant of a village house make a better investment of a few dohais, than in attach ng to his house, those ornamen s wh cn eve y man of lasts so eagerly covets? A few green so Is will change an unsigh ly sun 1 hank into beamy. whore the eye may res with p'easiiro and where the fool may love to linger; a few hours work in a spring mvn'ng m iy g vc to your home ilie rioiie si ornaments a homo can have, temper'ng the fierce h!a/.e of ihe.Mjmmer s sun..and breaking up ''ie fury of the w n'e s storm Properly is worth more in a heaulifn . Well-shade.1 vil age, than on a bleak sunburnt, unsightly p.a n. Hj who has no regard lor I;appear , Mice of li s own p e nise , not only i s nks the va ue ol his own property, but also ?in'<s the valiieof he property of his neighbors. No one likes <o live in the sight of ugliness. On the other han I, ho vv.io in ikes li s own noma a uiipnvc, eontr.uu es to Ihc rising va.uc of a 1 the region around lie is iliu> a public hcnumctor, contributing nol merely to the gra.ifi^a- j t.on oftlictas e of those who look upon his improvements, but aiding tothere:\l in irke.able va.uc of the! property til h.s vic.mty. Reciprocal Sympathy.?Nearly halt a cen ury ago, when a coach r: ;? daily between Glasgow and Cireeno^k, by Pa.he.y. on a lorenoon, when i a I tt'e pasi IJishoplon a tady in a coach noticed a boy walking bare i I'oo.e.d seemingly tired, and strugiing j with tender feel. She de-ire I the j I < ! l;iL-r? luni im m? /i l>n?. n I ? IW ??!??- ?? ??J' tSlVKj 11,111 (l : cat, an I she would pay lor it. When ilcy arrved at he inn in Greenock, she inqu red of the hoy what was his object n coming there?he said lie w.shea to be a xaiior, and hoped , some of* the cap a ns would engage him. Sim gave him half a crown w . heel hini success, an I charged 1 him to behave well.?Twcn y years ! al'cr this, the coa"h rem 11 ng to; ( lasgow in the afte: noon, on the same road w en near Bishop on. a ; .-ea captain ohse ved an old lady on the road walking very s ow. fat gue.l and wefl'iy.?he ordered the coac.innn to put her n the coach, a^ the e was an cmp'y seat, and he woul I j i av for her. Jni ned'a'o.vaftn wh >n I "hang ng horses at- Bisiiopton, the j passengers wcih* saunter ng about, > except ;!ic rap a n and old la.ly, who remained in the coaHi. The old .a ly tha ?ke I him for his k 11 l.y feeling to wads her, as she was nnv unab'e to | ay for a seat.?he .-.aid. "he had always syinpa hy f >r weary pe destr ans, s'nee he himse.f wan in that state when a boy> twen y vear* ago. near this very pia^e, when a tender hearted lady ordered the coachman to take him up and paid for Irs seat. 1 "Well do I remember > that incident,'" ^aid she. 41 am iha' lady, but my lot in I f<* has changed I was then in lepen lent; now 1 am reduced to poverty by she do.ngs of a pro.l gai son. ?* hovy.hanp* J aim said he. capta'n, "that 1 have been successful in my enterprises, and am return ng home to live on my fortune; I an I from th s day I shall k n I mv-' self an.I heirs lo snpp.y you vvi.h twenty-five pounds per annum till your death. Savanah, Nov. 7?G,G p m. Ilolah-ioochee, on^.pf ihe Arkansas Do Ration, has brought in the I wo wives anil nne children of Sam Joner, (his who e family.) and I hey w II be.sent loArkan as. Ilo!ah-loochee is brother to .tones' wives, and enticed them away oy steallh. Tito Russian language will ho introduced us the oOioi.il liingiitigr (iilo Poland on tl.o first ol Janu uv u\x . it 'would U- imu>iw|t{o to m.iku u iriuru mtduiiulinly Hiiounccmcnt. J " 1 ' ... ,T ) It is true a<i noor rifcli ir.l s:iys, there ismuch *<? bo done an i pe hapaeyou are w.wfciianrledihnl stick to t stead*, y an I you will see geat e tacts, for a constant dropping wears a strtnc. One of fun* niiiKiinirnj tiiu iIki mi of ilie bl cksmitl) wlw/rivitoa' ih? public giiw. Did fit forge the link which enmhej ihfc audience? n ; - >1 ( * i Tables Turned.?It will be seen, says the Southe n (Va.) A.gus, Iron) 1 lie do ngs mi Huston, which we pub- 1 hsh n ano her cc.umn, thai the dicier of til ngi is reversed in that oily, and; instead ol" arresting anil surrendering fugitive s aves on the demand of iheir masters* that the fugitives are ' arresting and .inpnson n^ those who go in pursu t oftliem. '1 h s is a new phase ai this controversy. ancl rather < more than the South burga.ned for. The next act in the dram i will be, ' that tome Southern citizen will tali a vi?-1 m lor r'ar ng to assert his const.- < tu iofiat.rij.h s. Oh! the beau tie and 1 ellieaey oi th s darting Compromise. Be w'se; for in (.an'tig wisdom yo.i al&o ga'n an e.n.neiu c ironi which noohal't ofjea.ou&y and muUce can hu I you. if NJ L O G) vD f d 3. E XTR A D LlDiN A R Y. "Ah! Mr B , when d.d you return from Uockawayf" klJust arrived, sir." ' Any news/" -None of importance?caight a shark to-day." "Ah! how Ion# was it?" ' Twunty-five feet, sir!" "How much did it we'gh?" lE even tons and a halt!" By ih s t'niu the listeners gathered close about 15 , hut not a sin e ; was to hereon upon his cpun'enance or any h'ng to deno'e that he wao telling aught but the truth. ' By the way, Major,' eon'nuel B . I forgot to tell vou that we had foun I the New York Brass Band. You rocolleo.t when 1 came 1 1 hict ii'rtnL' I *?#* ? I 4 ^ 1. . 11 > 1 iwui ) wii im:y their instru.njiiis with t)ie?n ami vyenl out iu a sn;l boat. The boat was >een to cap/; e. and they wcrj suppose I to he lott; hut when we captured the .shark we caught today, we fouti I them all aiive auil hearly, the r licpior bottle empty* an 1 Pe erson. the t)U,g!er, sitting near the g 1 s p aying,' Come rest in th;s bosom!" ]\T.o. nr-> '?r,n>lan, inoiier of the I*iX C a c lior, says an Kdinburg trien t i <t most excellent and thrifty housewife. On one occasion she was in ich tro ib e I with a servant addicted to d sh-hreak ng. and who used to a ege, in external ion of her fault, "it was crack it before. One nnrn iw little II irrv tnmhlnr) 1 t J ------ * down stairs, when lho fond mother, rrnn ng nil or h m cxclamed, "Oh, hov. have you broke your head"' No, ma/ said the (u.lire chancellor, "it was crackit before." A rough Kcntuckian hearing a child sqiat and squeal very loud and furiously, reuiarke i. "How wickedly that small sam;>'e of mankind is swearing now, in the infantile vermicular. What wi i i come to when its educated. A Li ty who had exhausted tin; vocabulary of names for her num.-r cus daughters, named the last "Anns j-l'orth. ' Covrli g Seen '..?'Jonathan d d you eve. read that ere story about the man as was hugged to death by a l earf 'Guess I did Sew\e, and it made me fee' so br?(l.' ' W'liy how did you fo^l, Jonathan'' 'Kinder s.or er as if I. d like to bug you en a most to death, lew, you tarnal; n ce plump elegant, i. tie critter, ycu Sewke.' kOh, la,! Co away, you?Jonathan-' An a k ts now be ng built built by a man out West n antic'i alienofthe next flood?of tea s fched 1 y h<s w fc, when he thinks he can Weather the s'.orm. An old maid of Threadneed!e tl I'nnl I \r*in## ot A " u..v>V't ./viift ?i il lUOO IUI il |'UI< W3I|I(?U made u?e of an on'on. Onjflte follow ing mo ning she found that all the need es h:i 1 tear* 5n there cjcj. 1 A boy three feet long, hung on to the end of a cigar, chasin; sin the down street, is a rare specimen of manhood. The man who goi drunk on small beer, an I tried to rut h 8 throat with a re 1 herring has ha 1 hi* sentence 1 commuted' iii? I UOJkI>?! APJPLIGTIGN will he made to the Legislature at it. next se? siou, for the appointment of Comm ssioners to a.ter the following Roads, viz: From P.ckens O. fl., to intersect the Kcow e Tu.npike Road at its lower Ternrnus. F|om Pickens C. H. to Greenville C.U. r <f " From Pickens C. H. t > tlagood s Stor<-. From Pickens C, II. to KasSatoe. From Carter Cite, ton. to 12 Mile i Cnrop-tfroimil. ' r *7 I An I forAP.cke.w OH. to VV lift j Stubling*. 'vfrf 1 Aug. 30,1850. 15 8r? ?CBKWS L/-DV8 BOOK FUll 1860. THE BOOK Oi' THENAtlON' 'i /'io Oldcat Magazine in A/ucriCdt. KUH'KU UY MKS. HA It A II J. JIAUC. courAiuaox ?Kr\vEpx uodmand ,*IU OIHK* rilil.ADLLril IA WOMTUUU. In 1818, tlio Lady's Bojik giive pape*?. which ia ' 111 more ihan one, and 148 more than Hit* o lior I'iiiltUlolphin monthly; lie gave 281 engraving?among wliKh wore 20 coiuied, nmt t)8 fnj.1 p.i{*e>?which i- l.oC more thai) uii?, und 180 inure thun the oilier. We givUt in each numbvr, a piece of musitf, printed separately on tiuleO pnpei, 24 page or twelve piece > in u year. To t-how tie- t,hu?pii?? nf llie Lady's tit ok, this nitric, if bought t-ejxarutely nt the nm-ic stores. wouUI C?*t exAKly the price of .hi vhulu year'* Hub.<cript.n?~*t $. i /S'oMK OK OUtt IYcUI.JAU KmiIULLIMIMKNTri.--Ltl* die's work t ib.e?which comp'i e every kind <>I needle-work embroidery, knitting,netting-crotch > u |M.inm KM 1-iipuH, C(ICIlU!.~ClIOft, Children H dollies w'v Uling-div *u-?, in-door jiind ?tut-c)<>t>r cotstumu->; blftb of America; coI<r.ed flower plate*; model cottfttffeK and l'urliilure; f.itlii*nabie do"; lace-woik; Vignette paiexat tin Ik nd ol articles etc., etc< All ihe above meiilusuaUu bj en^raAn I, in 1850, will iu?o be given a vet ofengrav<ngA,illustrative of the co^ti Hiet?, of nil liitutts w itIi do criplioiis by Mr . llale. Most of tlie old f'aturo of tin! I5ook ibat were ho popular lant year, will W retained, and new one added at tllev 111:1v -Mttfgc-it them-elves to the pi blither. A ftBW NOVlOL. BY W.OILLMORE SIMMS, Will be one of .lie feature* f<>i ItiOO. We have lung-unod ut the liead of the Magazine world for oir contribution-; they aie alw ays tnoral and in ti uctive, and stu b as nitty be placed before a f.iihi y without hesitation. '1 his ncpartmeiit id nil ler the control of of Mr*. <Sarali JoBeplia Hale, wluee nitiiie alone is a sufliciint guAiuittee for lie propriety of Lady''? liook. >Vo may ?aj the mine of our tatgraviiiga. We will never, u- is done by a eolemporary, publirb iixleci nt ui'> lel-aHist pictures,8U1I1 a? no parent ? ttuiu H Vllllll 10 WOK III. Oodsv's Ladv'u Book for 1850 shall rur|m?a that of 1810,.m 1 cxeecdall magazine*, patt.prca* * at, nn 1 to come. Tcaus: $3 n year in ailvanco. poMnge paid. Address L. A, 0( DKY, 113 Che?nut?8t., Philadelphia. UfcCKKE GATE S wrogmsFor the exclusive sale c/ haconfy ha ven 's and Dubois and Seabury * celebrated Grard Action Pi ano Forte** .'34 and 230 King Stred, (>U the B*nd,) ( U.V.ULfc;sTON. s. o. Every Instrument sold is acc< mpaniedx with a written guarantee so that tk.'re is no risk whatever to the purchaser. NEW MUSIC. MR. OA I KS would respectfully invit thr iitt&ilion of the puMic gi'iifrnlly to his kcIi'cI catalogue of musical public* linl.. t.lw> -.."I- " *-i ? , ...v,v..|V in > nitji nit* c ucmi M'oitiC"! fmni Ih?* Composers. Anna Mishap's O.and March, founded on IittlVini'* ? pl??hini?-d Rondo Finnle, 'Ah! don't mingle,' in 'Lu Somnnmhula,' and introducing ih?* new variation. composed by Hell'mi. ('-evei bpfmf- published and tin- property of Hocb-a.) EmKtllUhcd with a correct likeness of Madame Hi? hop, in the character of A mina. Arinnged for ilie Piano Forte I y N. (}. Bofema.' Prlt?e rents. Unt ntiit dans lea Trnpiques: ( A Night in the Tropics.) A Reverie, on a motive from Le Desert, by Kclii-it-e David. Composed hv Man ico StraUosch. 37?eentfc' Grand Polka Fuvlastiqne: composed by the bite eminent Guitarixt, Vincent A. Sehmi?lt, author of tbe 'RetrniJ, * Are' ranged lor tin* Piano Forte by Miss AdclKohnstoc.lr 2.V cents. Sunnvtidt Waltz!embellished with n beautiful and correct view of Snniivside, the re-idenre of Washington lr\inp; condoned bv llomv T. Oa'cs. 25 cent*. Af-ir'f Wane Ptill-a. 25 c?mi?h. Ra Filbx de Rn/inlfut Polka introducing thf >ii 'S >hi' a h Fiamv.* 25 cents. lif.rr d% Avwnr Pn'ka. 26 corns* Yankee D'todle P< Ikn. 25 en's. Ft cirri ck William's 0 rden Polka. 25 etc. Second Suxnnunh Polka: hv Rzilm. 26 ?'l?. Home, Siocet Home, Polka: beautiful. 25 ofriK Ln.il Rose or Summer, Polka: rery popular 25 n-nt*. Love not Putbt. I>y Rzibi 25 ,r<?nK. Celebrated Linda Polka, inlrftnuMPtf * A 1? ! w uM llie buppv <lny nt-nr.1 5o ex., harlothm Quadrilles: by P. Woolcott, .17^ rent?*. Dhjxiiring Afarj/, n beau'iful Rfjlliid, comnn-ei! !?y the Into distinguished'vocnlint, Jo'lli VVjl- on. 25 cent*. ' I JCeowre Walks, in 2 Nos.; by ? lady of South f'?trolii)?, fiO <-entR each. Palmetto Rer/hnent Quirk .S/f/j?-embel, lished writh acono\>t rep. e>entation of the now MilVnptry Hull, Climb Hton: by //enijr TOtiprt. 25 wniH, South<rncr Quick Step?emlclli*hed with n i nrrei't1 iypr?H#|itrtlt??n of Ste?m>-hip* Routho-n??r by //< nry T: Oaten. 25 cents. Gasper Guard a March, ( ompo*?d by a ladv of South* Carolina. 25 rents. Lucy IjOwf Pollen. Htevermai kisclie. 25 ct>. Carnival of Venice Pollen, very popular 25 cents Set/ermurkinche Fvforite P<t,lkfi. 25 cent#. Also, all the I<Vw Music lecejvtd Jby e*prem fmm the principal mftlUh^i* in the | United Htate*. ^ I'SBE- . w+mA iiwiw WWftW mj?d? to Jealert, school* ^nd >-emu?iM^. > $%? Orders for th<?e publication* mMt bo went to !' ' ' Hej}# vn 1 r .y, r N GEO ROE DATES, )W 294 nnd 23Q King ?i?.(?t the ^ y <; .?v i.nto* {flmtteMiW) mii ~^?PPSS0K5Si AS paH of he Store thrt subtcriljer ; liali ;n ClKioheo wa<? acopart- f no?\slrp btiHincss, thofca indebted to * iht subscriber previous toil he 8.r>th of * December, if' not paid a?utb*4> to prom** wiii find thcmsdlvet ' HeiierrW yes,/pestered, eilhef by myself or the proper officers, until I all is tfUleiiip. E_ wj^|A?^,L I Oct. 12, 1M0. jOc?i,(??aDO >