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Without a friend to greet him, Without a pleasant grin, The happiness that he will reap Will be almighty thin. He'll have to eat the thistle Of'sorrow and regret; He'll have to buck around right sma: With cussedness "you bet." AIP ON BEECHER. Mr. Beecher is a smart man Mr. Beeher is a thinker, -but hi dosn't know everything and is can did enough to confess it. He tolc the Constitution's reporter that h didn't know as much about th negroes as we do, and he don'1 When a northern man who ha been raised and fed on the horror of slavery comes down south i takes him about a year to get hi eyes open, and when he does ge them open he is the poorest frien the negro has got. The souther man who grew -up with the negroe understands them. He knows thei good fruits and their bad one, their instincts and superstitions an emotions and he is an oracle; b, has been chinging principles an theology all his life. He fell froi grace and rose again, He is smar but he is after all just human an there are thousands of men just a smart who make no noise in to world. I would rather trust M Leland's mind and his philosoph to-day on most any subject tha Mr. Beecher's. Hie is better ba 'anced and more sincere and les ambitions for fame. Mr. Beech< denounces the confession of fait and the old theology as founded o hate and fanaticisms and says was hellborn and that now we hav a. religion of love. It has take him a long time to fimd out tha our Heavenly Father was a God < of love, and that Jesus Christ mad love the very soul and spirit of Hi teachings. Hate and fanaticism How long has it been since th reverend gentleman was willing t see the southern people butchered their towns and cities burned an their land made desolate and fc what was it-hate towards us o love for the union and the negr< I wonder if he nc .er considers hoa much he contributed to this war c hate and death and arson and rap and robbery and desolar,ion. Iti time the preacher was discoverin that true religiom- is love; but'iti late-very late for him. *I don't think there is any mor love in the world than there used t be, but there is a good deal mor fear-fear of the law-fear of on another, and hence there is mor< consideration: more tolgrance o opinion. Fear Ireeps the worli at peace more than love, and fea keeps the peace between me an< my neighbor. It is to our mutual iu terests to live in peace and htave re spect for each other's rights. Ther is some love and good will, buti ddn't go far-and very far outsid the plantation. We are all depen dent upon one another, and w know it, and that makes as kind We are sosiable by nature and than makes us agreeable; but therei not much love floating around loose The tail end -of the war convince< us all in this region that law wa was stronger than love, for whei we had no law love was scarce an< what little there was powerless t< protect us. Human nature is abou the samegt was 4,000 years ago the same in instinct and passion Mr. Beecher is no better thal David. Lord -Bacon was the wisest brightest, meanest of mankind We are all smarter and have mar, contrivance and invention becaus; we needed more. We could'n get along without it. Knowledg' is more universally diffused and th, common people are catching u with the kings and professors an< philosophers of the world, but ever; man is for himself just like hi used to be. We admire talent an< eloquence and genius. but we thini more of a man after he is dead an< out of the way than when he wa iving.~ -Even then, while we blo1 his trumpet and sing his praise w don't want to pay for burying hin and we wouldent do it if it had t come out of own pockets. It was struggle and a strain to get th State to bury Mr.Stephens. Prais is cheap but coffins'are elpensiv( Nevertheless we are reasonabl; kind- to one: another ! as kindsa we can afford to be. - Mostf are poor and live on a Can't do mneoh fot KNEE-BREE('HEN TO COME. A TAILOR'S ADVANCET) NOTIONS RE GARDLNG THE FUTUI:E OL uENS cLoTIINC. Chicago News. Knee - breeches ? " ejaculated George W, Matthews, vesterday. "Of course I favor them, just as everybody elsC should. They're coming into use too. You can't expect a radical change like this o work in a minute, but it is gradually catching on. I have orders for a good Irany suits to be worn at re ceptions and parties. By suits I mean the regular Court of St, James' costume-black broadeloth dress coat and knee-breeches, black silk stocklils, low shoes and buckles." ""How do tailors in other cities stand on the knee-breeches ques tion ?" -Well. they are divided. but the idea is g: adually growing. By next winter tie trade will generally advocate it. Why shouldnt they ? )id you ever see a homely boy look well in trousers, and did you ever see one look bad in knee-breeches ? Then good thick woolen stockings would be warmer than trousers.' "But I thought you advocated knee-breeches for dress suits only ?" "4I don't advocate anyti:ing. But the knicker'oekers are becoming for street wear and everything else. You see when the dress coat goes out ot style-" "-What ?" "Why, the present claw-hammer coat is going to follow the trousers just as sure as the world. The dress coat was brought into use when gentlemen wore swords. Its days of usetulness are now over, and it should be relegated to waiters and servants." "What will succeed it ?" "This is hard to tell. Probably a coat similar to those worn by our -ancestors, which cut away grace fully from near the neck. But the dress coat of the future will not be of a stereotyped pattern. There will be much variety. All colors will be utilized. One's taste will be given more play. The idea is taking -hold wonderfully in Paris, The thing has gone so far that a lady sends with an invitation to her party the color she wishes each gentleman to wear. You can im agine how much better a roomful dressed in that style looks than a lot of men gotten up like so many images, exactly alike. Even the conservative English are beginning to ask for the change. The prince of Wales favors it heartily." "Bqt won't the dudes hate to show their calves ?" "Why, bless your body, men's legs are larger to-day than when knee-breeches were the rage. Pec p)le do less and feed better than they did then. Hence they -arc bat ter' developed. There were lots of men in the eighteenth century whose shanks were thinner than mine. An-d yet~ they were not ashamed to wear knee-breeches. Trousers are already discarded by base ball players, bicyclists, and all athletes. And how they glory in their knickers ! Oh, I tell you they must come. Drop in b)y and by and see the new plum-colored suit which I'm getting up to wear to recep)tions this winter." THlE LOC AL PAPER. .Thme Chicago Tribune, one of the leading papers of the WVest, tells a great deal of truth in a few words in this article : What tells so readily the stand ard of a town or city as the appear ance of its paper? And its youth or its age can gs well be deter'mined as by a personal notice. The enter prise of its citizens is depicted by its advertisments, their liberality by the looks of the paper. Sonme papers show a good, solid, healthy foundation, plethoric purses, and a well-to-do appearance generally; others show a striving to contend with the grasping thousands around them, trying to wrench out an ex istence from the close-fisted com munity around them. An occa sional meteoric display in its columns shows what it can do if it had the means, but it cannot con tinue its expensive work until sup port comes which ought to readily be granted. A newspaper is like a church; it wants fostering; then it can re flect credit on its location. Take your home paper. It gives you more news of immediate interest than New York or other papers; it talks to you when other localities belie you; it stands up for your rights; you always have a chauipion in youir home paper, and those who stand up for you should certainly be well sustained. Your interests are kindred and equal, and you must rise or fail together. There fore, it is to your interest to sup port your home paper; not grudig ingly, but in a liberal spirit; as a pleasure, not as a disagreeable duty; but as an,investment that will am ply pay the expenditure. he okSa.BMThere are four farmers in the The rich could do more, and I reck on would if they knew they were rich. But it is not one in a bun dred who knows when he has got enough and ought to divide his supplies. 2,000 years ago the love of money was said to be the root of all evil. and it is yet. There has been no change in that. There nr, good people and bad people. just as there used to be. Some are kind and generous and some are selfish and unforgiving. The race is powerfully mixed. There used to be hewers of wood and drawers !of water and there are now and al ways will be I reckon. Some ves sels are for honor and some for dis hvnor. There is just as much crime in proportion to population as there was a hundred years ago, but we are growing smarter all the time, smarter in crime and vice as well as t in books and knowledge. The devil keeps up his corner pretty well. Mr. Beecher seems to have no objection to a white woman marry ing a negro if he wants to, but he thinks Mormonism ought to be sup pressed. I don't know whether it is the religion of the Mormons that excites him or their hav . ing more than one wife. If it is a the latter, there is some atonc . ment in the fact that they did it openly and publicly and not on the sly. But to the soutiern mind a there is something more horrible a and disgusting than Morinonism, and that is the amalgamation that s lie says he has no objection to. We s object, and we object so earnestly t that it will not be tolerated. W e s know that it is against the order t of nature-against the fitness of I things, and we denounce it. Mr. " Beecher is still a fanatic and his s sensibilities to public decency are r blunted. Mr. Beecher would en courage the negroes to aspire to social equality with the whites, e and we denbunce that. The tem per of our people is kind-very a kind--to-the north; but the same temper was exhibited the other 1 night at PeGive's, when the de s cision of the E uprme Court at Wash e ington was announced which de 'ared the law unconstitutional. S We did not need that decision for f the law has been a dead letter north and south, but it has prov.ed.hat. 3 + the federal court has sense and r judgment. All that we want is to be let alone and the negro problem a will solve itsrlf. Itis solving now. t They have Lone to work and quit e politics. The few who got a cof a lege education are still running t- about and l.nnting for ofice, but one by one they drop in the chain gang for some rascality. The masses of t:em are doing better than they have done since the war. * Some newsp:pers spy they are ac 3 cumulating property. Where, I would like to know? Not about here, and nowher else that I go. r Now and then you find one who r saves something and invests it, but -they are scarce to.o scarce to make - a mark upon the race. It is not his disposition to accumulate. IIe a loves to work and he loves to spend, S anid he enjoys what he spends. This .is his naty:r. lie is on one s extreme and thme white man o-n another. The wh.te man lays up a something for winter and hard 3 times and shoes and blankets and a wood. But the average negro don't a consider any future further off than next Sunday. I do not know a single one in may neighborhood who Shas ma~de any p)roisio for the corn ing winter. They know that they have strong arms and can get a -dollar a day w~henever the meal tub is empty and so they laugh and sing and joke and eat and sleep and live without care or apprehen sion. Sometimes I wish I had a* little of their don't care. 3Iaybe the wrinkles and crow's feet -wouldn't come so fast. The negroes Snever did want social equality. SThey don't want to worship ir our - churches, nor set at our tables. The only darkies who tried to do so were hunting money without work. They were educated vaga bonds. This decision will have a good effect upon that class. Now I hope the Springd ield Republican will let us and our negroes alone. - They have got nothing to do with us. Let 'em tend to their own ne groes and we will tend to ours. If -I lived in a Stat3 that had four thousand paupers and three thou sand white convicts, I would sing1 low about er:me and morality. If' those Tewksb'ury folks havent got niggers enough to work on let 'em move down south and then they can sing the old song: "If lhe (dies I'll t au his skin, And if lhe lives i'll work him again." BiLL. Aur. I An Arkansas editor annonees that lhe is compelle,1 to retire from his paper "on accoant of being so afflicted with the gout." The ex ,case won't be generally accepted, as everybody knows that an edito rial po ?ion~ is an ti gout in its a work' ga, tending to a plain diet of kers and cheese washed - dow ..with water. Nobody ever got gout on such fare.-Peck's A school for Indian chi'dren h. bema .sin ~Philadelphia. I O TO iRIVEA OZtSE. Younlg man, I see you are about to take a drive this morning, and will offer you sonic advice. Your horse is restive and wants to be o"T before you are ready; you may as well break him of this now as at any other time, and herea:t_r you will liud it has been a half hour well spent. Just give me the reins, While you put your foot on the st'p, as if to get in; the horse makes a move to go; I tighten the reins and say "whoa." Now put your foot on the step again; the hors makes another move; I hold the reins and speak to him again. The Lorsi is getting excited. Pat him a little on the neck, and talk to him soolingly. Put your foot on* the step again, and repeat the lpro cess until the horse will stand still for you to get in, and adjust your self to your seat, and tell him to go. A few such lessons will train him so that he will always wait for an order before starting. - Now, as sour horse has just been fed, drive him at a gentle pace for the first two or three miles until he warms up and his body becomes lighter. ] But, before you start, let me show you how to hold the reins. Take 1 them in your left hand at equal lengths from the bit and have them cross each other in your hand, the off-side one resting on your first finger, the other on the fourth fin ger. the back of the hand upward. Now, in guiding the horse, you have only to use the wrist joint, which will direct him either to the right or left as you wish. Keep your hand steady, with a gentle pressure on the bit-no jerking or twitching of the reins. If more speed is wanted, take the whip in your right hand, to be gently used for that purpose. Be careful not to apply it any harder than is ne cessary to bring him up to the re 1 quired speed. .Speak to him soothingly, and in timate, in the most gentle manner, want you want him to do, and lie will try to do it. So noble an ani nal should not be handled rough lv nor overdriven. - When you return have the har ness renioved at once,. id the horse -rpWe down with a wisp .of straw or hay. Give him a bite of straw or hay, and let him cool off before being watered or fed. Every one who handles a horse, or has, anything to do with one. should in the first place cultivate his acquain tance; let him know that you are his friend, and prove it to him by your kind treatinent; he needs this to inspire ..:nfiderioe,. and when Is gained he is your humble ser vant. If your horse gets frightened at any unusual sight or noise, do not whip him, for if you do he will con ncet the whipping with the ob'ect that alarme<4 him, And be afrai. of it ever after. If hie merely shieg ait any object, give him time to ex amine it, which, with some encourag ing words from the driver, will per suade him to pass it. You get frightened, too, sometimes and would not like to be whipped for it.-Stockc Journal. HIAPPY AND UNIAPPVY WO Some few women may enjoy be ing kneeked abouit in the world-< may even find relish in scrambling, elbow to elbow, with men for places in the front ranks of'work-i ers; but these few stand in ther same relation to their sista:s as] does a man of genius to his ordi-i nary brother; an unnatural thing, an anomaly. The few women who enjoy such a life as it is known that t a wonran of the working world< must live, have, by their injudicious < over-enthusiasm, done more harm I than they dreamed they were remi-1 edIying. Th le independence of wo- i man has east such a light upon their natural pleasing dependence I that it must be admitted it is now I terribly unfprepossess5inig. Woman's suffering is very closely allied to woman's suffrage; woman's wrongs . overlap woman's rights. Fifty I womnen are unhappily at work where there is one happily not; and I there are just about fifty women I working where one needs to be, 1 or rather dtght to be, or would be, t if women had let women alone. A ~ woman is not titted for a working t life. Physically she may be able 8 to stand it; mentally she may flash t and brighten, at lieitthe true wo. r man quivers, and dreads the fist as f welhl as the tongue of the world. C One of thme most unhappy women I t know is a brilliant woman of semi- t Bohemian-literary society. Envied, C but not enviable; admir , but not t loved. The wittiest w~pof.her t city, her bon mots are the cleverest at the clubs. A clever and think ing woman, her work is as clever and thoughtful. She says: "I would rather be the weakest, the least ~ talented womy.n in the world, the honest wife of an honest man who would love me. and let me love him. than the most beautiful, suc cessful woman of the world. I would rather be the slave of a < household than a queen usurping snasouline rights" A BEAU IIlFUL INC'IDENT. A man blind from his birth, a man of much intellectual vigor and with many engaging social quali ties, found a woman who, appre ciating his worth, was willing to cast in her lot with him and become his wife. Several bright, beautiful childr3n became theirs, who tender ly and equally loved both parents. An eminent French Surgcon, while in this country, called upon thcm, and examining the blind man with much interest and care, said to bita --Your blindness is wholly artifi ial; your eyes are naturally good; nd could I have operated upon them twenty years ago, I could have ^ivcn you sight. It is barely pos -ibie that I can do it now, though it will cause you much pain." 'I can bear that," was the reply, ;o you but enable me to see.' The surgeon operated upon him mud was gradually successful irst there were faint glimmerings >f hght, then more distinct visions. I'he blind father was handed a rose; ie had smelled one before. but he ad never seen one; then he looked ipon ,he face of his wife, wlko had )een so true and faithful to him, mud then his children were brought, whom tc had so often fondled, and whose chai ming prattle had so fre= uently fallen upon his ears. le then exclaimned, "Oh, why save I not seen all these before in 7uiring for the man by whose skill [ have been enabled to behold them ! Show me the doctor!" And when te was pointed out to him, he em >raced him with tears of gratitude mnd joy. So, when we reach heaven, and vith unclouded eyes look upon its rioriei, we shall not be content with m view of these. No, we shall say, AWhere is Christ? He to whom I im indebted for what heaven is; show me him, that with all my soul [ may adore and praise him through !ndless ages," SHAM ELOPEYIENTS. "Half the elopements we hear mbout nowadays are shams," said )r man' of the world, with his ai )f porteuitious wisdom. "Now that unaway match in our own town, or instance. The girl's father is a ;barp man, but this is one of the ;harpest tricks he has ever played ince I knew him. That elopement was all a sham. It's as simple as --n be. The girl's father is one of ;he best known men in this section >f the town and is a politician 3esides. He has, necessarily, a large Lcquaintance with the element who ire always expecting him to stand reat upon the slightest pretext, md, what with this and t.he wed ling festivities, supper and other etceteras, his daughter's marriage, ,f solemnized in the ordinary man~ ier, would have cost him a great teal of money, An elopement saved all this, so he opposed his langhter's wishes stronigly enough o give i' pretext for the two to run >ver to the next town, where the ixpenses of the wedding,-all told, lidn't amount to more than five or en dollars. There were no fmne Iresses, flowers, gifts or anything >f that sort, and when they re urned home they had a chance to ~o to housekeeping quietly and un >stentatiously. It was a shrewd >lan and a sensible one for all >arties concerned. I have known a mumber of runaway matches which iad no other reason than economy. Parents, relatives and all were will, ng for the young people to commit natrim~ony, but the expense was a terious consideration, and a little imnely opposition which caused an ~lopemnent smoothed out the crooked bannel in which the course of true ove was running. The cost of the redding was saved for housekeep ng, the young couple were forgiven, .nd all went as merrily as if there tad been any amount of marriage tells ringing." A Worns's GLOVES.-A criti 'al observer makes this sensible re nark : "A woman's glove is to her rhat a -vest is to a man." Precise y when a man is agitated or per elexed he at once attacks his vest lutton, thuns giving occasion for cer ain very expressive slang phrase,. L woman's vest does not admit of his sort of "pulling down,'~ but her love is always a source of inspira ion and a refuge from any embar assmient. She smooths on thme nger, rearranges the button, drags ut the wrinkles, look critically at~ be fit, and does a dlozen little lings with her gloves that betray r allay nervousness and sustain the ruth of the above quotatidn.-Bos mn Gazette A wet umbrella should be left rith the handle downwards to drain .nd dry. It will last much longer rhen cared for in this manner, as t will dry quickly. It was the young Taylor who said, eferrmng to a rival for the affections >f a young lady, that he thought e knew enough to be able to cut da3 Out. ADVERTISING IA? Advertisemencs Insertcd at the .a $1.00 per senare (one inch) for Git iior and 75 cents for each snbseqacefist ird Doable columna elvcrti<emans 1i per- e; on above. 7 Notices of meetings, obitaric and.i of respect, same rares aer . qarc e ord advertisements. Special Notices inLo4eehu 3 perhne. Advertisements not marked withtaady her of insertions will lie kept in tii rbid .s and charged accordingly. Special contracts made with lrge i - tisers, with liberal dedewn- oS arWkssI"; JOB FRIL2'.7'1 ' iONE WITH NI .tTNES A.' nita}YATC k TERMS CASH. T HIE 20 f:E AND THE 3I1JR . NERS-t F.gLE. A Sage, who was on his weary jouri:ey to Wisconsin, came upon; a crowd one day and obsrved a ge - eral sadness in all faces. --W by this goom?" qu?r:edth Old man. as I? laid down ,his bun-; die and felt for the front cud of his e plug of tobacco. "-C. Sage, we mourn the deai . of'a good man," was the reply. { "W as he honoredr "H was." ":ober, uprigiht. charitable. and given to peace?' "lie was -W ho of y6u praised and' encour aged him in life?" asked the-old r.au. as he looked around hi:: A hush fell upon the crowd. and. no one replied. 'Praise that-comes after death,". -# whispered the sage, -"does-' sof even cut. down the. undertaker' '. bills. Better squander your ties sawing wood for his widow." Mo_:AL: The widow wil he eN pected to take in -plain sewing' is support herself..-Derot Free W1INE WOnf) , Fools will' often make sue s whera prudent people fail. We cannot 'be 'liberal unless W avoid petty motives. - The bane of distrust willitettd-4e extinguish inspiraton. Honesty of purpose must not b. - held as evidence of ability. Next to love, sympathy is the. divinest passion of the hans- a ieart. It is no vanity for a mnan to p 00 himself on what he has honestiy g ' and prudently-uses. Ideas generate ideas; like a poio whi;h, cut- in pieces, re itself in a multiplied form. To endeavor to work upa vulger with fine sense ii like t tempting to hew a block o1Fmar l with a razor. - 'There. is an unfortunate dp* tion in a mani to attend mc to th'e faults of' his comp~iu which off'end him, thani to thefrjt fections which please him. - . T wo young fiends'.ero: playi~E~ a friendly game of poiker: "See uroe for that," said BN,us he laid down a half dollar. g Jim, who~had run:out of weak ~ taid: "Loan mue half a dolfir." "Imagine it's dlowD," said BtI1. Bill won, and as he raked in Abe-' pot, said: "Now you owe mue haalf < a dollar." - '*No I dln t' replied Jim1, "l'm7i on tLe ima'gine racket now. Ydi told me to imagine it was dawtas and of course I nowt inagin& si paid. Then Bill imnaginel e conkdtlie Jim, and Jim imagined,beconhle' and then both imagined they he's4f poiice cowing and uieklysea' a:ed on' the .imaginary wings t' fear.. TEEE OR~-.Tho enu was. doing one of the int o o?i as is the case in those places ab every year, and at one house hie terviewed the proprietor. Af ,. certain inquiries be~ said:' "Have you a wife - "Yes." "First onor" '.No, theolast one, ont of four ' "Any children!" -A few.' -How many'?" "Thirteen." "Any idiots?" -Well, let ine see"-seratebing his head, in a thonghtful attitude~. "I guess the es one. That's Put it down-in the book that uay~ ny bow, on general sprinciples '' Y.7.J. Lampton.. BT No Meuns A Twan.-"I war #0O for a new hat." said Mrs. P e ermanm to her husband last evenu ng. "It's too much," said he,> 'I can't afford it." "No; 1 suppose not. That's what iou always say when I ask you fos ny thing. I know what I'll do; I'lt eave you. TH go home." "Go home? This is your houo., "Yes; it's one of them. ButTre ~ot three homes beside thiSKso >ed Mrs. Popperman. "You have? Where are thyS --My mnother's home, mny sist~' ioe, and I c'ntake out my1 eeth and go lo the Old I.s tome. Boo-boo!" "Here is the $20. iny dear." Vet York Joural. Hrs REvENG.-"rll have to flD 'cn five- dollars," paid a' polie adge to a man who had becixas -iset 'ested for drunkenness. ~. - "Judge, you ought not t1maake nie pay five dollars. Why, 3yo . know me. I keep a summer resert.s otel near here, and- you stpp with me a couple of seeesat *ths pening of the season" "Oh, yes, Irejaiember ;on now. C)fcourse I afsi-o&: be you i aoars." "Thank youg ir..