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TH E H ERALD IS PUBLISRED -Donbc column advertisements ten per cent. A A on above. EVERY WEDNESDAY NORNING, \ Notices ofmeetings,obituariesandtributes At Newberry, S. C. Seja Notces in Local colum 15 cedi Advertisements not marked with the nam. BY THO. F. GRENPdMR, e Editor and Proprietor. Special_o_ra_d_du__onstb__arge_adver T nrms, pn dnA Family Companion, Devoted to Literature, Miscellany, News, Agriculture, Markets, &c. r h ae sstopped at the expiration 01-f - r?p The X pak denotes expiration of sub WoED ESDAY,NJUNERRY,S cription. * scellaneous. CROCKERY -AND GLASSWARE. A nice assortment of CROCKERY arid GLASSWAREjst received and for sale t.y W. T. WRIGHT, Who still has only a few of those CH E % P SPOVES left. Call quick it you want one. Who ttill continues to carry on the TIN BUAINE' in, all its branches, and keeps a full line of Tinware and Stoves. And last, thotigh not least, who will do all the ROOFING, GUTTERING ai oil.er JOB WORK h can get, just as cheap as he can affJrd it. Mar. 23, 47 1v N-TD IMIYBIYI A MV4UL BOOK FOR TH ASKING! By applying personally at the nearest of fice of THE SINGER MANUFACTURING CO. (or by postal card if at a distance) any aDUtr person will be presented with a beau tifuly illustrated copy of a New Book enti tied CENIVS REWARDED, -OR THE story of the jewipqIachine, containing a handsome and costly steel en graving fr4ntispiece; also, 28 finely en graved wood cuts, and bound in an elabo rat6 blue and gold lithographed cover. No charge whatever is made for this handsome book, which can be obtained only by appli cation at the branch and subordinate offices of The Singer Manufacturing Co. TRE SINGER MANUFACTURING CO. Principal Office, 34 Union Square, May 18, 20-ly New York. NEVER FAILS To Give Entire Satisfaction. A pill that has become standard and ig having an unprecedented sale throughout the South, is GILDER'S Liver Pills, They are honest, They are certain, They have no equal, And are recommended by thousands as be ing and doing all that the proprietors claim for them. They have never failed to hatve the de sired effect where other pills have been un successfully tried. . -AT W. E. P ELH A M'S. Dec. 15, 47-ly. The "Dexter Queen" Bng! A PE RFECT_DAISY ! It is a perfect model of STRENGTH, NEATNESS, COMFORT and DURABILITY! AT MODERATE COST. This Buggy is constructed of the very bost select material, and is so perfect in construction (as well as simple) that there la Nothing to Get Out of Order ! The motion is so gentle as to enable the moss delicate invalid, as well as those in robust health, to travel with perfect ease. CAIL AND BE CoNVINCED, Manufactured and for sale -t J. TAYLOR'S CARRIAGE SHOPS, OPPSiTE JAIL., - - . KEWBERRY, S. C. Mar. '2, 9-6m. Election is Over. Now go and hear she votes counted at CLARK'S GALLERY, where the finest Art Works that have ever been exhibited in Newberry; are on exhibition. And while there sit for your picture, and take to your homes some of their superior photographs. We warn you that delays are dangerous: go ere is is too late. Mr. W. H. Clark feels confident, after an experience of lifteen years, that he can produce a class of work that will please and give perfect satisfaction. Copying old pictures and enlarging to any desired side, also reducing to the smallest, a specialty. For style and quality of work, refers to the editor of this paper. CL ARK BRO'S. Nov. 10, 46-sf. Money Saved Is Money Made ! PURCHASE YOUR ENGINES FROM US, an-i save $100 on a 10 Horse ; #$200 on a 2t Horse, and $300 on a 30 Horse-Power Engine. Send for our prices before pur chasing Engines, Gins, Presses, Saw and Grist Mills, Threshers, or any kind of Ma chainery. We are Manufacturers' Agents, and guarantee satisfaction in quality and price. WA LK ER & LOUD. No. 135 Meeting Street, West side, Near Charleston Botel, Charleston, S. C, .misceulaneous. TUTT'S PILLS INDOR$ED BY PHYSICIANS, CLERGYMEN, AN THE AFFLICTED EVERYWHERE. THE GREATEST MEDICA TRIUMPH OF THE AGE. SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. fppetite,Nauseabowels costiv Pain intheHead,with a dull sensation: the back Painunder the shoulde ble, fless after eating, withadist chntion to exertion of body or min Irritability of temper, Low spiisIo of memiory, with a feeling of ha1n n lected some duty, weariness, Dismnel iieing 5ffiheHe Ddibeforetl iee,.Y elocw Skin, eadache, Restles ness at night, highly colored Urine. IFToIMWAP3INGSAREuNEEDE SERIOUS DISEASES WILL SOON BE DEVELOPE TTMS pILsre especiatly adapted1 such casee,one dose effects sucha chanj of feeUng as to astonish the sufferer. TheyIncrease the A pete. and cause t body to Take oim 1"es thus the system aulshed.and by theIrTonteAetionon t =c Pr.ce cents. TUTT'S HAIR DYE Gaa H.xx rWmzza cungd to aGftm BZ"cz by a mugeaplcton of tUis Mrm Impartsan 1W Zr anmuasutueor Sold by Druggibts, or sent by express on receipt of! Office, 35 Murray St., New Yorl ( Dr TtTS NAEALor vaimble lufotbMm a" 00STETTER CELEBRATED STOMACH IlTTERS The Traveler Who Wisely Provides Against the contingenc of illness by taki with him Hostettee1s Bitters, has oc&asion congratulate himself on his foresight, wh he sees others who have neglected to do suffering from some one of the maladies f which it is a remedy and preventativ Among these are fever and agu. biliousnei constiption and rheumatism, diseases oft atten ant upon a change of climate or u wronted diet. For sale by all Dru'sts and Dealers generally. J. B. LEONARI Dealer in GROCERIES, Wines, Liquors, Segai Tobacco, .&c. Respectfully informs the public that stock is full and complete in all lines. Choice Goods, Low Price POLITE ATTENTION. ain Street, Newberry, S. Nov. 24 48 tf HARNETT HOUSE (Formerly PLANTERS' hOTEL) MARKET SQUARE, SAVANNAg, - - - GEORGI This favorite family Hotel. undler its r anagement is reeomimendled for the ellence of its CUISINE, homelike comfo: PROMPT ATTENTION and MODERATE RATES &- Ladies and familes visiting Savani will find at the Hlarnett House a select eant home during their sooun in 1R0T11'LL HOTEL, MRS. EMMA F. BLEAS PROPRI ETRESS, NEWBERRY, S. C, This commodious and spacious Hotel ow open and fully prepared to entert The Furniture of every description is n' ad no effort will be spared to mnake all j sons patronizing the establishment at hol The Rooms in this Hotel are spacic well lited, and the best ventilatd of The Hotel is fcurnishei with fine cist ad well water, and the table is guarant: to be the best in the place. TERMS REASONABLE July 21, 1880. 30-i lI Outfit furnished free, with fll struCtions for conducting the nr profitablc business that anyone enganec in. The business is so e o iearn, and'our instructions are so sini and plain, that any one can make gi flwho is will g to work. Women ar successful as men. Boys and girls can e large sums Many have made at the b ness over one hundred dollars in asir week. Nothing like it ever known beit All who engage are surprised at thee and rapidity with which they are abl make money- You can engage in this b ou do niof"t?ave intcapitalinit take all the risk. Those who need re money, should write to us at once. All nished free. Address True & Ce., Anga Maine. Oct. 33, 42-1 PAVILION HOTE] CHARLESTON, S. C. This popular and centrally located HC has been entirely renovated during the summer and was REOPENED to the tra ig public on August 16.,188O. Terms, $2 and $2.50 per Day. T.E. GAITTLA RD, v. 177if.- PROPRIRTO Pa ~ttra2. Si A NUT TO CRACK. c There was an old woman who lived in a hut a About the size of a hickory nut; n The walls were thick and the ceiling low, And seldom out doors did the old woman go. She took no paper, and in no book Of any sort was she san to look. Yet she imagined she knew much more g Than'man or woman had known before. t( They talked in her hearing of wondrous things. h Of the dazzling splendor of Eastern Kings, t( Of the mountains covered with ice and snow li When all the valley lay green below. They spoke of adventures by sea and by sl D- land, Of oceans and seas by a cable spanned, Of buried treasures- but though she heard e She said she didn't believe one word! h, - And still she lives in her little hut t( About the size of a hickory nut, H D, At peace with herself, and qntte content C: D. With the way in which her days are spent. b: * Little it tro.ubles her, I suppose, ie Because so very it tle she knows; is t 3e For keeping her doors and windows shut, She has shriveled up in her hickory nut. c ti And you, my dears, will no longer grow If you rest contented with what you know, nr But a-pitiful object you will dwell n Shut up inside of your hickory shell. sl h MRS, BRIGG' CLEM h, _ _-- _ _ _ fr He was a tall, thin, starved-look- w ing boy with a little jacket, the v sleeves of which crept half way up his arms, and a hat that was noth ing but a brim ; and when she first 01 saw him he was eating a crust out of the gutter. She was only a poor old woman who kept a little shop for candy and trimmings; but as she said, he looked a little like what her Tom might, if he bad bi grown up and been neglected, and she couldn't stand it. She called fe to him: 'Come here, sonny;' and the boy h( 1g came. Before she could speak i M again, he said: Dr 'I didn't do it. I ain't so mean.' S' 'Didn't do what' asked the old a- woman. 'Break your winder,' said the s - boy, nodding toward a shattered a ) pane. 'Why, I broke- that myself with my shutter last night,' said the old woman. rm not strong enough -S enough to lift 'em, that's the fact. I'm getting old.' d .'If I'm round when you shut up, bIll1 come and do it for you,' he said. TId just as soon. What was thtyuwanted me for ?' 'I wanted to know what you eat Cthat dry crust out of the gutter _for,' said she. 'Hungry,' said he. 'I've tried to get a job all day. I'm going to h h it gets too dark for the policemen b to see ; and you can't have a good night's sleep without some supper, ew even if it is dirty.' ts 'I'll give ycu some that's cleaner,'h a said the old woman. S 'That would be begging,' said 1 Lhe. 'No,' said she, 'you can sweep t the shop and the pavement, and E,put up the shutters for it.' i 'Very well,' said he. 'Thankee', then. If I sweep up first i'll feel sibetter.'. ain Accordingly she brought him aw, out a broom, and he did his work ~er. 5 tie, well. Afterward he ate his sup- h nyper with a relish. That night he eslept, not in the alley but under the Led old woman's counter.' ,He had told her his story. His F- name was Dick ; he was twelve in years old and his father, whom he aan had never seen, was in prison for ilife. ea The antecedants were not ele ar vating, but the boy seemed good. g"e The next morning the old woman ai engaged a clerk for her small es "u tablishment. The terms were sim i' ple-his 'living and a bed under E'. the counter.' When the neighbors heard of it, -- they were shocked. A street boy -a boy no one knew ! Did Mrs. ~ Briggs really wish to be murdered in S her bed'i Did Mrs. Briggs feel quite safe?i She had so much time now nse that she was going to take in sew vin lg. Dick attended to the shop altogether. He kept it in fie or*f der, and had increased the business t by introducing candies, dates,,etc. ji RPennies came in as they Sever t tme in before since he had pain gns in red and blue ink to I Tect that the real old molasi tudy was to he .had there, a ad that was the place for p uts. And in the evening, after i iop was shut up. she began Lke him into her confidence. I reat dream was'o buy herself > a certain home for the aged. ould cost a hundred dollars. E ad saved three years, and had ,en of it. But it cost so much ve with tea at twenty-five cent aarter, and loaves Eo small, a ie had been sick, and there v ie doctor and ks. Jones' Marl ino to be paid for the mindi er and the shop. After this D ook the greatest interest in the s igs, and the winter months eased them as though he l rought a blessing. One night in spring they tc ie bag from under the pillow, a >unted what it held. It was tl r dollars. 'And I'll begin to make kites orrow, Mrs. Briggs, and yoi e the custom it will bring.' 'You are a clever boy yourse dd the old woman, and presE is hand. It was a plumper hand than td been when it picked the crui om the gutter, and he wore cle hole garments, though they we ry coarse. 'How wrong the neighbors wei ie said. 'That boy is the comf my life.' So she went to bed with I easure under her pillow a Bpt. Far on in the night she v vakened. The room was attei wrk-there was a ray of light it she heard a step on the floor. 'Who is that T' she cried. There was no answer, but s It that some one was leaning oi ir bed. Then a hand clasp r throat and held her down, a 'gged out the bag of money, a te was released. Half suffocat< Le for a moment found hers otionless and bewildered, cc ions only of a draught of air fr< open door, and some confas )ises. Then she sprang to the door a irried into the shop. 'Dick! Dick!' she cried. 'Die ick! help! wake up! rm robbei But there was no answer. T yor into the street was wide op< id by the moonlight that pour trough it she saw, as she peer ader the counter, that Dick's b as empty. The boy was gone. Gone!I gone ! Oh, that was wol ipoor Granny Briggs than es ie loss of the monoy ; for she b 'usted him, and he had deceis r. She had loved him and ad abused her love. The neij >rs were right ; she was a fool ust a street boy, and had bi arved rightly when he had robi When the dawn broke, the w eighbors came into poor Grant 2p to find her crying, and ro ig to and fro ; and they told iey had told her so, and she sh< er head. The shop took care self that day. Life had lost iterest for her. Her 'occupat as gone,' bnt not with her savin~ [oney was but money, after [e had come to be the only thi Le loved, and Dick had robi It was ten o'clock. Granny ioaning by the empty heal ood natured Mrs. Jones from airs was 'seeing to things,' eying to cheer her, when sudde Lere was a rap on the door, an oliceman looked in. 'Mrs. Briggs,' he said. 'Here she is,' said Mrs. Jones 'Some one wants to see yot eadquarters,' said the pohicet ['here's a boy there and sc loney.' 'Dick !' cried Mrs. Briggs. can't bear to look at him !' But Mrs. Jones had already1 n her bonnet and wrapped het shawl, and taken her on her a 'The wretch!I' she saiid. 'I'm ~lad he'S' caught. You'll get y 2oney back.' And she led Mrs. Briggs al -poor Mrs. Briggs, she cried he way, and cared nothing for oney. And soon they wer he dlatination: then, and :ed before the policeman turned to the ;he two women. 3es -He's pretty bad,'he said. 'They'll nd take him to the hospital in an th ea- hour. 1 suppose you're prepared c for that. He's nearly beaten to he death, you know.' to 'Did you beat him, you cruel fa [er wretch?' said Mrs. Briggs. 'I C in- wouldn't have had that done for It twice the money. Let him go with se he it, it's any comfort to him ' fif- 'I beat him ' said the man. 'Why, se to if I hadn't got up there when I did s a he'd have been dead. He held the at id bag of money tight, and the thief 7as was pummeling him with a loaded ha stick ; and the pluck he had for a ng little one-I tell you I never saw a ick the like!' av- 'You shant take Granny's money in. from her,' says he, and fought like ad a little tiger. If it's your money, old lady, he's given his life for it, so ok for all I know.' 'V nd Then poor old Mrs. Briggs clap dir ped her hands and cried: m 'Oh, Dick 1 Dick! I knew you to. were good. I must have been bi -11 crazy to doubt you,' and then she wrung her hands and cried : 'Oh, cc f.' Dick, for just a paltry bit of ed money!' and so she knelt beside the pale face upon the pillow and et it kissed it, and called it tender ts names. And Dick, never guessing her re suspicions of him, whispered: 'I was so afraid he'd get off with it if he killed me, Granny, and you T yrt in such high hopes last night.' fo He did not know what she meant aE he by begging him to forgive her. It io ad would have fared ill with him if he ri as had, for he was very near death. hi But Dick did not die. He got p, well at last, and came back to the little shop; and though Granny ot Briggs had her savings, she never b< he went to the Old Ladies Home; for I er -long before she died, Dick was one a ed of the most prosperous -merchants si ad in the city, and his handsome home tu ad was hers, and she was very happy n( in it.-Primitive Methodist. 01 elf el ed th ABOUT EDITOas.-Every editor tb nd loves to have his friends, and par- fr ticularly his readers, call on him. k! They belong to the same family, i p as it were. But when you call to S he see the editor don't stay too long. d( h Editors are generally very busy y ed in business boors. If you have a ed any suiggestiCna to make or news ed to communicate, state it in as few t words as possible. Don't offer any se excuses .or indulge in a long pre- a eface to what you have to say; r ad Blurt it right out ; tell the editor 'ed you wish him well, and bid him he good-day. Editors dote on sucb h-men as that ; they love to receive calls from them. Don't argue with ethem: don't try to do it; he has no time for argument while at his work. .s When you write to an editor for ,publication, make it short--boi! it ydown. Pitch right into the mid edIe of your subject, and be sure to >ok stop writing whnyou are I fthrough. Editors always like it something fres~h and original in ion the way of comrmunications, and tc are especially fond of news. Butd l.thc editor must always be thed judge of what is worthy of publi-d ed cation. Of course every writer g thinks his own production then st best, just as every mother thinks0 -t e ayteprettiest that ever was born. l3ut the editor may be upd so stupid as to have a different nd opinion. If so, it can't be helped. dDon't try to argue him out of his C dnotion. If he is too stupid to ap preciate a good thing, you can't expect to remedy his dullness.h a aYou may think you are a good tdeal smarter than the editor, andt that may be true, but the editor ie nmay be responisible and you are n hnot. There is no class of people so covetous" of good. opinion oft others. It is well to remember ied that fact.-Printer's Circular. rm- 'What ho ! without there I' ox so claimed the fierce tragedian, and C our the sew' 'supe' hastened to say,d 'There isn't any hoe at all, out oug hero.' the There is more fashion in the 1K ,at ,city, but more stiles in the coon nat try-. A STRANGE J1'kk;LUJ1S-3 tc There was once a minister of ir e gospel who never built a li urch. Who never preached in one. rr Who never proposed a church W ir to buy the church a new N rpet. 1 l Who never founded a new] rE et. ,t Who neier belongod to any d et. U Who frequented public houses o id drank wine with sinners. p Who never received a salary. p Who never asked for one. it Who never wore a black suit or d: white neck-tie. - a Who never used a prayer book. ti Or hymn book. w Or wrote a sermon. t< Who never hired a cornet a loist to draw souls to hear the c ford.' a Who never advertised his ser- ir ons. b Who never even took a text for b s sermon. b Who never went through a a urse of theological study. b Who never _yas ordained. is Who was never even -convert- f< 1.' b: Who never went to Conference. Ui Who was he? a Christ. THE SORT OF GIRL To GET. be true girl has to be sought e r. She does not parade herself ' show goods. She is not fash- w nable. Generally. she is not a b. .But, oh ; what a heart she I LS when you find her so large and t ire and womanly. Whenyou see it i u wonder if those showy things d itside were women. If you gain P r love your two thousand are b illions. She'll not ask you for b carriage, or a first-class house. s ie'll wear simple dresses and b rn them when necessary, with 0 > lofty magnificent to frown up- s i her economy. She'll keep I -erything neat and nice in your :y parlor, and give you such a s elcome when you come home at you'll think the parlor higher , an ever. She'll entertain true ri iends on a dollar, and astonish 0 )u with the new thought how % ,tle happiness depends on money N ie'll make you love home (if you r" mn't you're a brute), and teach g u how to pity, while you scorn k poor, fashionable society that 1 inks itself rich, and vainly tries V think itself happy. b Now, do not, I pray you, say s ty more, 'I can't afford to mar- g '.' Go find the true woman, and >u can. Throw away that ci tr, burn up that switch cane, be sible yourself, and seek your ie in a sensible way. r [0. W1. F'olmes. c TEMOTHER RULEs THE WRD -It is hard for a young mother, ho has not yet overcome the ayward tendencies of her own :uthful nature, to r-ealize the in ene sbe exerts over her owne tle ones. She is constantly sur >unded by critical imitators, who >py her morals and manners. As ie mother is, so are her sons and C aughters. If a family of chil ren is blessed with an intelli ut mother, who is delicate and fined in her manners, and does ot consider it necessary to be n woman in a drawing-roomE nd an entirely different person in ery-day life, but who is a true other, and always a tender, arming woman, you will in ariably see her habits of speech nd perfect manners repeated in or children. Great, rough men nd noisy, busy boys will always yne down their voices and step ghtly and try to be more man erly when she stops to give tbem kind word or a pleasant smile ; r a true mother will never fail > say or do all the pleasant bings that she can that will in ny way help or lift up and cheer, hose whose lives are shaded with are and toil. The motber of to. ay rules the world of to-morrow. 'How shall we take the sense of his meeting?' asked the Chair an. 'Pass around your hat if ou want our cents,' yelled an un uiy boy. TOYS FOR UHILDREN.-OuitaDI >ys not only amise children, but struct them also. Very early the tle one shows by its selection id use of toys the bent of it, ind and in what direction it -tivities find most p 1 e as a r e. 7batever direction they may ke, the parent should at once move obstacles, furnish appara is, and give the child a chance to ,velop the-talent struggling for Lterance. A box of paints, a set !carving tools, dolls and doll itterr.s, a tool chest, a scroll saw, ,t animals, a garden plot, a print g press, juvenile books in abun Lnec and variety, a playhouse 1 these and more can be had at a ifling cost, and if rightly used ill prove more powerful educa irs than the schoolmaster. Many boy has become an amateur Lrpenter of no mean order; many girl icarned the art of dressmak ig while fitting ter doll. Em roidery patterns and crewels -ing added to her stores of rib )ns and "pieces,"she has learned most without instruction to em. roider quite handsomely. This her recreation and her reward r work well done. A child must e busy about sonething; and if ie occupation is pleasant as wlell useful so much the better. MILLS FOR MARBLES.--Almost I the marbles with which boys erywhere amuse themselves, in ason and out of season, on side alks and in shady spots, are made Oberstein, Germany. There ar rge agate quarries and mills in at neighborhood, and the refuse turned to good account in provi ing the small stone balls for ex. erts to "knuckle" with. The one is broken into small cnbes, y blows of a light hammer. These Pall blocks of stone are thrown y the shovelful into the hopper I a small mill, formed of a bed one, having its surface grooved -ith concentrate furrows. Above iis is the 'runner,' which is o me hard wood, having a level me on its. lower surface. The pper block is made to revolve xpidly, water being delivered up n the grooves of the bedstone -here the marbles are being )unded. It takes about fifteen inutes to finish half a bushel ol od marbles, ready for the boy't nuckles. One mill will tarn out 39,000 marbles per week. The ery hardest 'crackers,' as the oys call them, are made by a ower process. somewhat anal ous to the other. EARLY RIsING.-A German phy. cian of celebrity has lately been vestigatin g the subject of early sing, and has come to the con usion, that far from making a ~an 'healthy, wealthy and wise, has the contrary effect, and bortene life instead of prolonging .In the majority of caseE thich he has investigated, the >nglivers have indulged in late ours, and at least eight outo: very ten persons who attained be age of 80 and upward were it he habit of not retiring to resi ntil the small hours, and re 2aiing in bed uutil the day was or advanced. He has no doub ghatever that early rising is ost pernicious habit for thosi rho go to bea late and, liki arles Lamb, thinks it better fo: verybody to delay getting nl ntil the morning has bad hance to become wel! aired. Ous. GREAT INVENTIoNs.-Th ifteen great American invention f world-wide adoption are: he cotton gin. 2. The planinj nachine. 3. The grass mowe Lfd reaper. 4. The rotary-print ng press. 5. Navigation by stean i. The hot-air engine. 7. Tn ewing machine. 8. The indi ubber~ industry. 9. The macbin nanfacture of horseshoes. 1( be sand blast for carving. 1~ Ebe gauge lathe. 12. The grai ~lvator. 13. Artificial ice mali ng on a large scale. 14. Th ~lectric magnet and its practica pplication. 15. The composini nachine for printers. A sixteent nust be added-the telephone. Blunt men are ,apt to mnab bahnp renlies. .L n1 V AV A.-XLWV b wz.Y Waa 1U forty years' standing, and whose life was not made up of sunshine and peace, gave the following sea sible and impressive advice'to a married pair of her acquaintance. The advice is good.: "Preserve'. sacredly the privacies of your own house, your married state of your heart. Let no father or mother, sister or brother ever presume to come between you two, or to share your joys and sorrows that belong to you two alone. Build your quiet world, not allowing your dearest earthly friend to be. the confidant'of aught that con-, cerns your domestic bppineW . Let moments of alienation, if they occur, be healed at once. Never' no never, speak of it outside, but each -oth6r confess, and all will come out right. Never let the morrow's sun find you at variance. Review and renew your vow-it will do you good; and hereby your souls will grow together, ce mented in that love which isL_ stronger than death, end you wil become truly one." THE IDEAL Boy.-Did you ever notice the little ragmuffin in the street with a supremely dirty face ? Taffy, bread. and butter and molasses form the ground work for the accmulation.of dust'i" and grime, and his cheeks.look like twin maps of the oceanio archipelago; his hands and wrists look like anmated tree roots, they aae so dirty, and his feet and afikles partake of,he mud they come in contact with. Of conge you've noticed him.' And heAs the lightest-hearted bunch ofha man nature you ever saw.. - r doesn't strike any deeper than beauty, and within his heart,ias clean a little sodi, and agra deal freer one, as ever grew inside the neatest and slickest yo'n devotee of soap and water that ever lived, washed and suffered DoMESTIC INFIDELITY.-There is a row and some talk of a divorce in the McSpillkins family. Mrs. MeSpillkins' mother is stopping with the family, and there is some little feeling. Johnny McSpillkins was reading about a man who. had killed his brother. Johnny asked: 'Pa, is a man who -kills his brother a fratricide ?'. 'Yes,' responded McSpillkins. 'What is a man - who kills hi a father ?' 'A patricide.' 'And when he kills wife? 'Uxoricide.' 'And when he kills his wifesa ,. mother ? 'Justifiable homicide,' repliedj McSpillkins, glaring at the old lad y. -- There is a place for everything, fellow-citizens, but there isn't( place for every man. Beme.mber that before you start fortWashg - ton. if there is a place for every Ohio man, it's just about as muckh as there is.-Hawk Eye. The minister is to he a livea man, a real man, a true man, a simple man, great in his love, - great in his life, great in his work, y. great in his simplicity, great it his gentleness. Ceremonies and bills of fare seem to be necessary. Many peo- n-~ Spie would not know how to act without the one nor what to est without the other. Solomnon was the first man who wanted to part the heir in the middle. Motto of the conscientious man I would rather be right than 'be left. SThe dressmaker is the pattern Ssaint of the women of Ameica Illinois hogs get trichinosis, Ohi 2hogs get all the fat effices. Which of the digits is fml lost?i 2. because it is never won. Australia is evereN.saway Ia but it is an island, too. Seet eA LTeumi ton-sqm friainkyonrubeds.