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HOT i 6 Mrs. J. F. Daniels, of I 9 Sip, Kyn writes: "I was 9 9 done, most of the time. 9 I 9 I had given np hope. When 9 r 9 I began to ttke Cardui, I 9 * 9 Joiew, right away, it was 9 e I helping rae. Now, I am B. J better than ever before in H ^ my lifer and Cardtri did it* B 8 iCARDUl . T '" TheWoman's Tonic j Im Cardui has helped thous- I I ands of weal^ thed, worn- I r out women, back to health. B ? It has a gentle, tonic ac- B tkm on die womanly sys- H tern. H goes to the cause B of the trouble. It helps, it B h helps quickly, surely, safe- B ly. It has helped others. B VUflW ifamO Ti ...ill A Hj wujr uwi jruur II will, H w Try it Get a bottle today! H ? o Sounded That Way. r Miss Brown was giving an elaborate description of a blacksmith preparatory to teaching Longfellow's poem to her pupils: "Now, children, we are going to learn a poem today about some one who <* works very hard. He is very large and has great arms that can lift heavy thing*. His face is blackened with soot that comes from his great blaz - ing fires. And he wears a dirty black apron, and he has a fire that glows, oh. so red. and whenever be makes anything he puts it into his fire and then pounds it with a great big hammer, which makes the londest clanging noise and makes the sparks fly about in every direction. Now. who can tell . me what I have been describing?" ^ A little maid who had listened to these vivid details witn eyes twice | their natural size sprang to her feet and said in an awed whisper: "The devil."?Housekeeper. ? Some One Ought to Tel! Her. * i No woman^ever made a greater J J mistake than that which is made * t by the lady who thinks she will * J please her husband by sitting up J > * and waiting for. hjm untii 2 * c 'o'clock in the morning.?Chicago J 1 | Record-Herald. ? *******ft * ft* ft* ft* A A A* A ft* ft ft** Never to Be Forgotten. mm ? T jSflpf 'It's a fine play, don't you thinkV" "Quite unforgettable! Where shall We have supper afterward?"?Le Hire. Conservatism. ?irrt _ .U ~we oiuer nations are more conservative." confessed the distinguished vis- b itor. "We want things to go on as o they have always gone." _ "I see." replied the interested listener. "That is why the constant rumor that Europe is on the verge of war does not disturb you."?Washington Star. The Tie That Binds. "If you can't get along with your husband why don't you sue for divorce?" "I would if it wasn't for one thing." e "What's that?" _ * f "My poor dear little Fido. I dare not ' deprive him of a man's protection."? _ Detroit Free Press. *AAAAAAAAAA*****AAAAAAAAAA j T: ?i ? a _i:.: t i A l\cvcr muibijjdieu. -* I . ? There are just two things in * \ * this world that a man is never * m prejtared for?twins.?Judge. * * * i | No Speed Limit. Mrs. Fijjit? How do you account for j the fact that a woman can make a dollar go farther than a man can? Fijjit?I guess it must be because she makes it go faster.?Smart Set. The Changing East. "Confucius was ouce the ruling spirit ] in China." "Yes. and now it's confusion."? . Satire. J ? ! ( Sub?c rib<> to The Dispatch and j et I all the campaign Lews. J L Noisy Eating' Costs Life. T'afetog exception to t&te1 n'ofsV" ihafcler in wnich he ate sont?V Michael dontan, of Rock Creek, 0'.;? was1 sfct ipon by five Ronmanions, acrtdfed pith hot sonp and stabbed foxiV he last blow reaching his heart.* ?? :?? xne rrogre?Bivo xai ijr s the individual, man or woman, who" Lies Foley Kidney Pills for backache, heumatism, weak back, and other :idney and bladder irregularities. Posy Kidney Pills are healing, strengthming, tonic, and qnick to produce leneficiai results. Contain no harmed drugs. Never sold in bulk. Put ip in i wo sizes in sealed bottles. The ;enuii a in a yellow package. Harmon Drug Co. Instead of patching up a quarrel ome people would rather make a new ne. A. S. Jones, of the Lee Pharmacy, Jhico, Cal., who has handled Foley & Jo's, medicines for many years, says: I consider that Foley's Honey and ,'ar Compound has no equal, and is he one cough medicine I can recomaend as containing no narcotics or ther harmful properties.'' The genune in a yellow package. Harmon Drug Co. It may be better to have loved and ast than never to have loved at all. Some men would rather follow their wn inslina tions than be leaders. Ch ickens Wanted?A coop of good ize Frying Chickens, at the Dispatch ffice. iLvery THE JEWELEB 1508 Main St, Columbia, S. C. REPAIRS WATCHES AND FEWELKY lakes Them 6ood as New MEDALS AjN'D BADGES lanufacturec in Our Own Shops for Schools and Other Purposes. IVERY, The Jeweler 1503 Main St., Columbia, S. C. ii nu Mr Vtf mac0hf,ne ilk if ?UAI*'TY. IHOME WARRANTED FOR ALL TIME. If you purchase the NEW HOME you will tave a life asset at the price you pay. ?id will tot have an endless chain of repairs. jjjlj O Considered If you -want a sewing machine, \crite for rar latest catalogue before you purchase. flie New Home Sewing Mine Co., Orange, Mass. FARMS! FARMS! If you want to buy a good farm at rijrht price anywhere in South Carolina, call on or write me. If you want to sell your farm quick for cash, make your price right and I will sell it for you, no matter where located. I sell choice city property, too. HI ope A. Dickert, 1507 Main Street, Columbia, - South Carolina. 4 Always Hustling." CAMPAIGN ITINERARY. Candidates for State Offices Be Here July 23. Gaffney, Thursday, August 8. Spartanburg, Friday, August 9. Union, Saturday, August 10. J Newberry, Tuesday, August 13. 1 Laurens, Wednesday, August 14. j Greenwood, Thursday, August 15. Abbeville, Friday, August 16. Anderson, Saturday, August 17. Walhalla, Tuesday, August 20. Pickens, Wednesday, August 21. Greenville.- Thursday, August 22. i> County Campaign Dates. Irmo, Thursday, August 8. Chapin, Friday, August 9. Peak, Saturday, August 10. Gilbert, Wednesday, August 14. Summerland, Thursday, August 15. Boylston, Saturday, August 17. Steedman, Thursday, August 22. Pelion, Friday, August 23. What It Cost To Run. Senate, $15; House, $8; Clerk of Conrt, $30; Sheriff, $20; Auditor, $15; Treasurer, $15; Superintendent of Education, $15; Supervisor, $20; County Commissioner, $2; Coroner, $5. Pay Up Please. We are greatly in need of money just now to pay paper and other bills, and will, therefore, greatly appreciate it if those of our readers who are in arrears will call or send by mail and renew their subscriptions at once. We don't want to stop anybody's paper. This is campaign year and you will need The Dispatch to keepyouposted Loses Money; Ends Life. Despondent because she lost $50 belonging to the Mystic Workers and head officers had insisted on it being sent to them, Mrs. Fred Desjardins, of Grays Lake, III., took rat poison UAVUf D. C. Bybee, teaming contractor living at 669 Keeling Court, Canton, 111., is now well rid of a severe and annoying case of kidney trouble. His back pained and he was bothered with headachs and d;zzy spells. "I took Foley Kidney Pills just as directed and in a few days I felt much better. My life and strength seemed to come back, and I sleep well I am now all over my trouble and glad to recommend Foley Kidney Pills.'' Try them. Harmon Drug Co. Even the luckiest of us can't always win a man's friendship in a poker game. I FOR SALE?One buggy, wagon and harness; in good condition. Apply to A. Mike Harman. THE MOST COMPLETE LINE WE HAVE EVER SHOWN IN HARNESS, SADDLES, COLLARS, BRIDLES, ROBES, HORSE BLANKETS, ETC. We hare a special home-made slip Harness for one-horse wagon at $5.00. A Set of Buggy Harness for $10.00. We buy Hides, Furs, Tallow, Beeswax aDd pay highest market prices. Wilse W. Martin, 1116-1118 Plain Street, COLUMBIA - - - S. O. Foley's Pills What They Will Do for You j They will cure your backache, | Strengthen your kidneys, correct urinary irregularities, build ! up the worn out tissues, and eliminate the excess uric acid that causes rheumatism. Prej vent Bright's Disease and Dia| bates, and restore health and ! strength. Refuse substitutes, j | For Sale By Kaufrainn Drug Co. \ AT ACTU Beginning on Thursday, June 27th, v niture at ACTUAL COST. A few of the $1.00 Chairs . ... 75c. $1.25 Rockers .... 89c. $2 50 Rockers .... $1.98. $5.00 Rockers .... $3.69 STALL INGS & NEW BROOKLAND, The house that sells MORE Q SAME G JOTHAM A And the "Happy ^ H SHAN'T never fergit the time young I H was a hifalutin feller, a;i' afore hart j? he'd figgcred out more ways o' makin' "*v The Doc thought he was jest a leei J do fcr his outfit but the fanciest th j? ver-top bottles?fancy plug hat? i A Not havin' the money to put i sition bv throwin' awav so1" . of fMT soundin' name. Sorter ack up smell o' money. * fctipf Well, after takin' one look a 4($fj affair with all sorts o' gingerbread V iking fo- the sorter roads the Dee'd b .) This wagon foolishness was over M Doc projected. T.ie first time out, hi to flln-ers. The next thing, he diso^ II thing after every trip. The dust an' j ' 1 ^ v 1 ^?* Fin'lly, in comin' down hill on |l\ ; then?Who-o-sh! 'Twas all over w It ; Yl The Doc cussed consid'able. I N fl ^ v t^1C on'y satisfaction he got was in th< ll? ' ^ some more. He was an artist in his v IV \ fct sicks, an' I b'liered that whereas he a''^ o :)en t0 convicti?n *o*w. So, Company, Watertown, N.Y., an' git I've got a "Happy Thought" myself?a C bought it about six months afore the Doc come to \ it fcr a spell, to see how he liked it. I told him if nin' vehicle he ever stepped into, he could call me The: Doc'd been too dum stuck-up at first to e take an int'rest in things. He looked at the "H; powers!" sez he. "It's an easy chair, a cradle an1 Then he examined the Bradley shaft couplin' teetered for a while, an' thenscz: "Isshe 'iledup, ] Well, the Doc tried her ter a couple o' days, ; an' scz: "Sr.y, Jotham, whar'll ye take ' : that w "She ain't fer sale," I scz. "Wouldn't sell I r' that'll be the u>e in my doing that, seem* I'd i.r'nother je?t like it?" . ''Yes, that's so," sez he. "But how'a ye \n< it? This one's the finest wagon I ever rid in. \Vi almost! An' they ain't no rattle crsqueakin' to it, seems to fergit he's hitched to anything, it comes '1 "Taat's all right, Doc," sez I. "You need 'ere 'Happy Thoughts'?they're all alike, so fur a: cock Company g'arantees cm. They've ben a-s vehicles in this neighborhood nigh onto forty yearsfind no fault with the way II. II. lJabeock Compan Weil, the Doc got a "Happy Thought" Tickled? Why he was the happiest feller ye ever se to mine on the road, That was about four years ; anything 'boutthe Babcock "Happy Thought," j drivin' iri thatsame vvag;on today, an' the only thing anew seto' tires put onto it. Mine's got the same tires * Gregory-Corn COLUMBIv "Our Guarantee Me / WE HAVE Jl a new line of Buggies, Wagons and Harness for the snmmAr trade. Our soecial prices will suit most anyone. Call to see us if you tti cn"U 4-/"\ r? vi rr i 4-T-* t wiou iv; uu)' ciiLy UJJLXJUL^ IIJ. LJJM treat you right. Caughman Columbia, AL COST re will close out our entire line of Furmany bargains: $39.00 Parlor Suits . . $24.95 $45.00 Bed-Room Suites . $33.79 Entire line will be closed out at proportionately iow figures. Come. ; ARMSTRONG, Si Ca 00D8 FOR SAME MONEY OODS FOR LESS MONEY lND "DOC" Thought" Buggy Doc Armstrong first located in this deestrick. He 1 knocks had driv' some hoss-sense into his head a blamed fool of himself than Adam ever dreamed of. :!e mite bettei'n the rest of us. Wouldn't nothin' ings money'd buy: Fancy medicine case with siiancy shiny leather shoes?an' so on. into an autermobile, he kinder straddled the propvhis good dollars fer a fancy wagon with a higf his nose at our "Babcocks" 'cause they didn'. t that wagon, I jest grinned. 'Twas sure a purty [ work onto it. But, Great Scott! 'twan't no fit >e 'blecged to travel over. 'bout the quickest of all the fool things that the s hoss stumbled an' fell in the shafts an' broke 'e rered he.was 'blceged to clean an' ile the blamed ^rit'd sift into the workin' parts, 'spite all he could e day, the wheels struck a stone in the road?an' ith, 'ceptin' cleanin' up the muss! le writ to the makers, but as near's 1 kin calkilate, ;ir askin' uchat did he. expect. Then the Doc cussed vay?the Doc was! I felt sorter sorry fer the skeewouldn't a-listened to reason afore, he was probI suggested that he send to the H. H. Babcocl : one o' their "Happy Thought" wagons. * orning, with phaeton scat an' spring back. Had js. An' so I sez to him that he might hitch onto he didn't find it the easiest-ridin', smoothest-runa dough-head an' I'd answer to it. ven look at my "Babcock." Now he begun to appy Thought" gear, an' blurted out: "By thn ' a hammock ? all in one!" "That's her\" sez I. s, sec-sawed the shaft?, dumb inter the seat an' ready fer bizness? I may want to use it several days." an' then he come 'round to me it nohow fer Jpss'n it cost me? have to send off right away aw ye cr.u git 'nether jest like v iy, it's like float in' in the air, an my hoss sometimes actooally /yMyffjKSfttftlJ ong so easy an' sti!i-!ike!" n't have no fears 'bout them r7^X! > easy run nm' govs. 7hhe Bab- //$& TsJf sellin' their wagons an' other Jf Uflj -an" I ain't never heard nobody tf '7 sen when Ua round 'tv,2s equal t*s ^|j? * ^[jSj est ask Doc Armstrong. He's ? he ever done to it was to have 'ffffyt, yit. AiV'tain't fer sale, neither. "?'' ^ ler Mule Co., X, s. c. >ans Something.1' ISHmVED e vehicle line and we will Brothers, South Carolina.