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Jrm 'L' < ?^>.v * ! ' r * ' f fi Tuesday morning w 9 er you will not get one 9 No phone orders. 9 Tuesday and sfe loi 8 72x90. 9 Special for the 10 da I 14-inch Broadcloth, yard. 9 54-inch Broadcloth, yard. 9 54-iDch Broadcloth, very b 9 One table of Dress I in the next ten days, yard 9 Several pieaes $1.00; Jj See onr Dress Goods n See cur Dress Goodi jj See cur Dress Goods R See cur yard wide p( S See onr Outing in li 9 10 days' special, yard 8 One Table of Calico 9 White Qniits S As long as lot la3ts? I MILLINERY? H mm i JOE WiNS FIGHTS. Pilgrim's Grasshopper Also Bests f, Tumblebug. ? : \ PROTEST BY INSECTS OWNER. Ditouts It Promptly Settled by Resort to Nature's Weapons, and the Cause of Right Triumphs?Objections to Boer as Aid to Salvation. By M. QUAD. . tCopyright, 1311, by Associated literary Press.] passed the night in the U enterprisin' town of Here's II It, wherein I sold forty bob ties of my Pilgrim Pain AHe< vfstor at the usual price of 25 cents a bottle and thereby saved a dozen people at least from the yawnin* grave, I got an early start foe the town of Blasted Hopes and went gayly on my way. As the old hoss hitched to my . tintype outfit cavorted and gamboled and the flghtin' dog under the wagon growled and bristled I could not help but recall the old sayiu' that he who bath much shall have a heap more. There was the wad of the long green in my pocket, my grasshopper in a' bottle and ready to lick any other inseek in Oklahoma, a new stock of the alleviator, tintypes to be taken at 10 CALLED A SATAN IN DISGUISE. cents a take, with a clear profit of 8 Wf* Cents apiece on every one. With all m this wealth surroundir' me and a clear conscience snuggled up behind my L vest was it any wonder that I had no room to envy a Sc. Louis alderman H and his boodle? I was hummin* the air of a tune and feelin' that it was good to be W alive when I met an oldish man on , the highway. He had the gray locks Y and the long beard of dignity, and I suspected him of being n feller pilgrim long before I pulled in my boss and gave him proper saiuiauuu. When he had passed the time of day be informed me that his mission on this earth was to go around buildin' asylums fur snch children as had lost their lovin' parents by snake bites or other causes .and that now and then he paused in his travels to speak a few words of consolation, to the downtrodden and discouraged. Insects Are Matched. In return I told him that my special line was sellln' the greatest pain alleviator ever discovered by mortal man, and, invitin' my feller man to new ^ and ambtehuns, w^ each took a ASH For Next Ten Day? > , BMHaBMMnMBnBMBHBaonMn e will sell 50 black drop skirt*. Re quick 2Se?ach iig ?9 the lot lasts, a aiea Bed Sheet, /, Sfte each ,ys Bale: 44e '. ?0c ^ ?J - ' SOo esr, yarn i Goods that sold at 25c yard, to close out 15c yard gorge, to go in this sale at yard, f>9c. at, yard 89c g at, yard 89c, 48c at, yard l^c, 8c srcales and 32-inch Ginghams, 7o yard, gkt and dark colors, others ask 10c for it, 8c and Ginghams, special, yard. 4c G9e, 89c, 9Sc, $1,45, $1 9S 1 Sheet and 1 Pr. Pillow Tops 57c minwcacMMBaM??? ?o. n??n?a? Our line is complete. Come 1616 MAI moderate swig from a tiask I carry ( for use on such occasions only. When i we hnd patted each other on the back for a few minits, as is proper on such occasions, the old man wiped off his mouth with the back of his hand and I sweeny said: "Mebbe we might do a bit o' business together for the benefit of the. orphans who are roamin' around with tears in their eyes and callin' for their fathers and mothers in vain." "If we can it is a solemn duty we owe to ourselves," says 1 in reply. "I, too, have an inseck in a bottle,'* he goes on as he produces a great big tumblebug imprisoned in a pint bottle which had once held that which cheers and inebriates. "I ain't braggin' about this insecte. because he bad lost a leg when- I found him and has passed through many trials' and tribulations, but for the sake of the roamin* orphans I might bet yon $10 even up that he can make your grasshopper weary of thds life in about fire minutes." Grasshopper Was ths Winner. The bug was twice the size of my 1 hopper, and it seemed like urgin' my inseck on to certain defeat, but I could not go back on my record. If his bug won it would be $20 toward a new orphan asylum; if my hopper won it would be the same amount to hand < to some istrugglin' widder woman and tell her to continue to struggle on. j Our feller men were to benefit no mat- I *? ?*"* "v ?? ? niif | l r WHICH WttJ luc ov.iaj> tuiu^u v?v? | I and I was not long in makin' up my I mind. I descended from my wagon and j spread a blanket on the grass, and the j respective insecks was poured out of j their bottles before each other's noses, j The fight was on at once. Although j j his bug was the biggest, my hopper j j was the spriest, and for five minits it j I was anybody's fight. Then virtue bej gan to triumph. That Is. my hopper ! j secured a leg hold and flopped the bug ' j over on liis back, and that was the be- ; i ginnin' of the end. A few terrific but i ; vain struggles, and the bug was a j j licked inseck. He was not mortally in- | jured. but he would fight no m.v.v for j weeks to come. \ *T believe I takes the stakes," says I i | as I restores my hopper-to the bottle. J "Not much!" shouts the old man as j | he jumps up. "You punched my bug in ; 1 the eye with your finger when I wasn't j j lookin'." ^ Left His Opponent Penniless. ' I had to gently and persuasively call j j him a liar, and in another rninit we , I was strugglin' for victory. The cause j ; of virtue and integrity was mine, and I j assisted by a r5ght hand swing on the i j jaw which I cot in brought me our on ; f top. When the feller pilgrim had been j I licked I took the wager ar.d deposit*. I j j it in my vest pocket, and. disooverin* j i that he had still another left. I ae- : i cumulated that also. I did it that he ; j might be helpless to deceive any one } j else. He was elankiif his teeth and j : tearin' up grass by the roots when 1 ! "! drove away, and while I felt pity for > | mankind in general I had no soo-hin' j i words for him. j An hour later and four miles away j ! my nobler sentiments was appealed to , j agin. Alongside the road a man of i j honest look arid middle age was cut- i i tin' the brush awav, and when I 1 i stopped to make inquiry he answered: j ! "I am preparin' the ground for a j camp moetin' to t*e hold next week. ! | Countless wicked souls are gallopin' ! I over this territory, and they must be j i saved from destruction. Wouldst ex- , i tend me a belpin' hand?" 1 "I woulddst; but, knowin' the people j as I do. let me ask you how you are to j j get 'em to gather fur any such pur- ! | pose?" j ' "AYe shall advertise free beer and j ! The Word Cash J J. L HOPKINS, 16 yards t* the cnstower, r ed Sheeting, yard 10 4 Ufcioa Sheeting, while " nn nr* r?rt l*Rft. *T>Aoi?.l. ^ -7 -JT , ? Lengsdale Cambrie special No less than 10 yards to en Yard wido Madras. yard.. Bay Hose for the whole far Hose in Children's, Ladies' and J at only ; Linenwear Hosiery: A pni { lot lasts we will sell them at pair ' As lon^ as lot lasts we will j 14 rears, : Yon can't make them this chea . Ladies' Coat Suits; the res \ specially priced "or next 10 day? 5 S12.3S, $14.48 and $17.48. !t Long Caracul Coats, the ki - See our lone: b ack Broadcl . Children's Coats at big rcdi in and look it over. We N STREET, sandwiches lor all who attend.*' "And while they are drinkin* their beer and grawin' tiieir sandwiches you will spring the trick on 'em?' New Form of Evangelism. "That's it. They have got to be brought to see the error of their ways, but it don't matter how you do it. Wilt contribute for about four kegs of beer?" "Not at this stage of the game. It strikes me as bein' a leetle out of the regular line. If you've got to chuck a man full of beer to get him to en> brace religion what's be goin' to do when he sobers up?" "Your words don't show that you hare any enthusiasm in the great cause," he said as he began to look ugly. . "Well, thus far I hare never mixed my beer and my religion together." "And you refuse to assist in sarin* the thousands of souls gallopin' straight to perdition?" "At least I am not in tar or of the beery way." "Thou Satan in disguise!" he exclaimed as he came nearer and shook his fist at me. " 'Tis an act of Providence that you should be sent to me to hare your speerit duly humiliated and humbled before it is too late. Get down from that wagon while I pulverise thy carcass"' Again Pilgrim Joe Won. My speerit is naturally meek and humble, as every purchaser of my pain alleviator knows, but there are ' ? ? -, 3 ...nit, times wnen me wicKeuueos uo. ?iu?.u rises up within me and acts on my knees and elbow j'ints. This was one of them. I was still pantin' from my conflict with the old kuss down the road, but I hopped down and shed my coat and made a mental resolve that if I came out victor I would donate twenty boxes of paper collars to the heathen of Africa within thirty days and that the price of my alleviator should not be increased thereby. The man with the new religious theory came prancin' up to me with the smile of victory on his face, and when he hit me a clip on the ear that rolled me over 011 the grass he lifted up his voice in exultation and was proud and stiff necked. But he rejoiced too soon. When I arose I sailed in with an energy born of grim determinashun, and five minutes later he was a licked man and wonderin' how it was done. When his speerit had been reduced to a proper state of humilashun I continued on my way. c See Crooked. J Some people have such original J ways of looking at things that 0 they don't see them as they ? are.?Tuck. e ^oeeaeeeeeeoeeeeceeeeceeeo Stunts With the States. lied Letter State: Florid-A.?Milwaukee Sentinel. Surgeon's State: Connect-a-eut.? Seranton Times. Farmerette's State: Ida-hoe?Boston Transcript. Writers' Retreat State: Pennsylvania.? Buffalo Express. Conditions Changed. Tailor?I must have cash down foi your wedding suit. Mr. Tarks. Customer?But haven't I always paid my bills on the minute? Tailor?Yes, Mr. Parks, but remem bor that after this you won't have the handling of your own money.?Boston Transcript On the Street Car. "Beg pardon, but do you mind beinj told that your cigar is offensive?*' "Not at a!!. I was just waitinr tor \ / Means Something Wt Read These Prices. 10 *ier?, P-4 Blefteaed ?r UnbJatch 21c ?1 it laite, 70 yard*, to the easto- ' ard 23c I I ! 10c | stonier. ' $c | nily and at these prices. Any lOe 8 jj den's, 3 pair, for the next 10 dayg J 25c fi *c Linen Heel and Toe, as long as 10c sell Childrens' Dresses, from 6 to ! 79c I ;p. : Lther isripht, and my price is right, 8 , 84.4S, 85.43, 87.48, SS.43, f These are values. jj nd with fur on thorn, only.... SS.75 $ otli Coats 2 iction. i can please you in price and c : , COLUMB J some one to confirm my own dmpres- I sion."?St Louis rost-Dispatcb. ; - I a o,.u In W > Wl I VC4 I WMII? ( Said an English clergyman, "Patriotj Ism. is the backbone of the British I empire, and "what we have to do is to train that backbone and bring it to the front."?Christian Register. Divers? Opinion. "Whatever in affairs of state Your mind Industrious may frame. Some will declare, "It's simply great," While others says, "Ain't it a shame?" ?Washington Star. Smith-Shumpert. Ori : October 31, 1911; Mr. C. A. Shumpert and Miss Blanche Smith, of PeliPn, were married in Columbia, the groofci's pastor, the Rev. B. D. Wessinger, officiating. New Dictionary. Attention is directed to tbe fcdvertisement of Webster's New International Dictionary. This is one of the latest and best dictionaries ever published and no better reference book is to bOffpund. Write the G. & C. Merriam Co., 8pringfield, Mass., for information. 0 A Fine Soda Fount. The Kaufmann Drug Co., Lexing ton's leading drug firm, has jnst installed an immense soda fountain, one of the handsomest to be found in this section of the State. This enterprising firm is always forging to the front in the line of progress. The new foun, tain is not only a credit to the management but a credit to Lexington. STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, COUNTYOF LEXINGTON. By George S Drafts, Esquire, Probate Judge. WHEREAS, S. R. Lewie, made suit to me, to grant him Letters of Administration of the Estate of and , effects of Mrs. Martha A. Lewie. THESE ARE THEREFORE to cite ! ' and admonish all and singular the kindred and Creditors of the said Martha A. Lewie, dec'd, that they be and api pear, before me, in the Court of Probate, to be held at Lexington, C. H., S. C., on 6th day November, 1911, next after publication hereof at 11 o'clock in the forenoon, to show cause, any they have, why the said Administration should not be granted. GIVEN under my Hand, this 21st day cf Oct. Anno Domini 1911. GEO. S. DRAFTS, (L. S.) Probate Judge, Lexington Co., S. C. Published on the 25h day October, 1911, in the Lexington Dispatch. 2 Weeks.?1. ' STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, or\TTXTrrr\r rvrri T DVTwnTnv VUUi' I I KJi: Lr/A1;MT1.U?>. , By George S. Drafts, Probate Judge. ! WHEREAS, J. E. Bar.knight made 1 I suit to me, to grant Iiim letters of administration of the estate of and effects of J. P. Bouknighr, THESE ARE THEREFORE to cite and admonish all and singular tiie kindred and creditors of the said J P. BouKnight deceased, that they be J and appear before me, in the Court of Probate, to be held at Lexington C. I I H., S. C., 011 the 21st November, 1911 j next, after publication hereof at 11 . | o'clock in the forenoon, to show , | cause, if any they have, vhv the said | administration should not be granted. GIVEN under my hand this dth day of November, Anno Domini 1911. GEO. S. DRAFTS, (L. S.) j Probate Judge Lexington Count v, S. C. ; : Published on llie 8th day of Novemi ber, 1911, in The Lexington Dit-pateh. . i 2\v 4 len You Spend it at While the lot last#, American Beauty wei*l The American Bea?tyr special corse Ladies' Drawers and Corset Covers,1 O.ie lot of Shirtwaists Oae lot Shirtwaists Sweaters, the way wo have sold Swe i richt. The weather is cold no w,"come in 5 yon. Special for 10 flays, if the lot lasts th eeae lined, ribbed Uiidervosts only, each. Men's Underwear, suit Mens' Underwear, suit Ladies Heavy Fleeced Underwear, s SHOES* S Men'* Brogans, solid leather 25 pj.irs of Men's ?1.00 Patent Leath closed out as we do not handle this 1 Kbe * quality, ?3 00 S'no >. Nice 11 ie of Ladies' ?3.00 Shoes, spe Cl ildren's Shoes' wo have them. quality. Don't forget to be r a c f. Li x 9 o i ls< o 50 bushels A' new fv.ru at si.00 per j bushel in tee ear. Anph t ? T.n\Tr. L-xingtoii, s/c\rfl. f* I)7xo.'3. j lp I FOR SALE. i i 30 bead of grade Berkshire Shoats. i A lev brood sown, bred to registered ! Berkshire boar. Apply to 2w J. J. FOX, NOTICE. | All persons are hereby warned not J to hunt, tlsli or tret-pass on iny lands ( near Pclion, S. C. All violators will j be oro6ecuted. " j Nov. 8-4. D. W HUTTO. : Groceries. To the Citizens of Brookland and vicinity: For your Fancy and Staple Groceries, see me, my prices are right. For my country friends I have a lot for their convenience. Be snre and call to see me. O. N. DENHAM, 1 Brookland, S. C. Shoes at Cost We have a. $1,500 stock of shoes that must be sold out within a short time. They will go at cost; all new Btock, sold on guarantee. SUMMER & FULMER, 2 Chapin, S. C. FOR RENT?Three room house and j outbuildings, good pasture and land for two-horse farm. Terms reasonable. Apply to ALBERT R. TAYLOR. 2p New Brookland, S. C. Cleaning and Pressing I am prepared to cl^an and press all kinds of gent's clothing, ladies' suits and skirts, etc., and guarantee perfect satisfaction. SAM HOUSER, 2w2p Chapin, S. C. j I . . . Seed Rye and Barley. I have just received a shipment of j the best seed rye and barley. Cali j quick before the lot is sold. H. M. Wingard. - ? DENTAL NOTICE. I will be at Chapin Nov. 15 and 16 prepared to do dental work. DR. L. L. TOOLE. 1 WANTED?By a first prade male teacher a 4 or f month's school. Two years' experience. Address "TEACHER." 2wp Gilbert. S. C., R. F. D. No. 3. For Rent or Lease, i On Jan. lsr, 1912, raj place near Peiion. S. C., will be for rent or lease to a good party. There is about a three horse farm, including grist mill run by water. Part;, cr.n put in most ; any kind of machinery. Any one ) wishing to rent or lease correspond I with me. I will make in to their in- j terest. D. W. HUTTO, Ammsta. Ga.. 511 Lincoln St. \ Nov. 8-4. Unclaimed Letters. List of letters remaining uncalled for in this office for the week ending Nov. 0, 1911. Ladies?Mrs. Mary Davies. Mrs. Hattie 0. Sex, Miss Envey Shc-alv. These letters will b?i sent to the Dead Letter Office Nov. 20, 1911. If not called for before. In calling for the above please say "Advertised'' giving date ot list. S. J. Leaphart, Postmaster. Corsets, tho $1.C0 kind, 2 79c J \ fc, onlj' 58c special 19c ! 39c :a tore, I know my price I S and let us talk Sweaters I g a 4 long, Ladies' Bleached i |j 90c | nit 90c HOESI ^ I or Shoes. They must be J iue $2 79 >1 cial / $2.48 ! "j j P on hand early, | ClmrcSi Notice?Baptist. The Rev. J. J. Myers will fill the pulpit in the Lexington Baptist church on next Sunday morning at 11 o'clock .? and at 7 p. m. The public cordially invited. Carload of Bogs for Sale. I have just rec >ived a carload of Tennessee hog9. Parties wishing to buy will do well to see me now, as the price is bound to advance. Leppard Corley, 2 v2 Lexington Depot. Land For Sale. 800 acres of sandy land, 700 acres of good clay sub-soil land, 1% mile* from Wagener, 8. C. Can be bought in two tracts or small ones. Come at onoe if you want to buy. Address or call on,. M? Berlin, Aiken Co., S. C. LOST?OVERCOAT. Lost on Friday, Nov. 3, on Lexington and Orangeburg road between Lexington and Macedon, one brown overcoat with velvet collar. Finder return same to The Dispatch office or notify me at Selwood. E. L. DREHER. Iw51 Notice, Debtors and Creditors. All persons holding claims against AA T.Amin Lne C91U16 Ui fJliD. iuai tua Ai ajvtiji.) deceased, will present them, properly attested, to the undersigned on or before the 1st day of December, 19H, and all persons indebted to said estate will please make payment t j either of the undersigned on or before said date. W. K. DONLY, Adm'r. MELTON & STURKIE, 3w3 Attorneys, Columbia, S. C. For Reni or Share. On November loth I will be at my old home place on Saluda river for the purpose of renting the same I will rent the five-horse farm for TOO lbs lint cotton to the horse. If I can't rent I will furnish land anil fertilizers to reliable parties who will furnish stock and labor and go halves. Also five good young mules forsalr, three or four fine Jersey heifers coining in milk next spring; two cne-horse wagons, two two-horse wagons, one mower and rake and all other farming implements; also corn, fodder, hay, etc. For Sale?On* plantation containing SO acres, on Hoi ley's Ferry road, known as the Roston Price place. If not sold I'll rent on same day. Apply to JAS. D. LANGFORD, Leesville, S. C. Hook & Layton, Staple and Fancy C r oce ries, Hay, GRAIN and all kinds of mixed feeds a specially. "Let Us Feed Ycur Stock." 1 T 03 Cervais SColumbia. PHONE 2418 J'.V