The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, December 30, 1908, Page 7, Image 7
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lullimW that gives out glowing
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filling anywhere, livei
^i^^feLamp
is the lamp lor the student or
reader. It gives a brilliant, steady light
that makes study a pleasure. Made o( brass, nit
with the latest improved central drait burner.
II you caaaot obtain the Perfection Oil Heat
your dealer write to our nearest agency for de:
STANDARD Oil. CO!
(Incorporated)
inmw\mmmmnnumn\\uu\ntt?i
QUALITY
You have probably bought many th.ii
?j q cr/w? Tvnnft. hut unde
guuu, Wiai' war u r
test of service soon proved themselves wc
*> It might have been shoes that soon
the sides, caps broke down, heels gave
gave out and soles were plated.
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I i wear your mo:
' tand!- aiid choice sto
ing selections
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Opposite Post Office,
The Palmetto
coltjm]
we abe
A Depository for the t
of South Carolina the
of Columbia.
we own
$400,000 United States
Carolina Bonds.
we solicit
Aocounts of Banks, Fi
we pay
Four Per Cent, on dep<
terest calculated quart
we pbomise
Our best efforts to trau
satisfaction.
palmetto national
CAPITAli
Wilie Jones, President.
f SOUTHERN
T Unexcelled Dininj
T Through Pullman Sleep!
T Convenient Schedule
Tor full information
j*L consult nearest Southern.
J. C. LTJSK, D
L. MEEK, A. G. P. A.,
P. M. J
* CHAPI
| I carry full stock in
r and pay highest;
I and Count]
KTe are offering barg
K and Yalises, Ladi
K- x and Dress Good
to please,
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>a want it? Mnn 1 \l IV'
n want it? I Mr
i?no smell?no trouble. y^jj
you want heat in a hurry
room in the house the furs
not reach.. It's so easy to f*/,
and carry a W
V Oil Heater I
Smokeless Device) fi
t?suitable for any room in the
ss device absolutely preventing Jru
wick as high as you can or /ml
ss font holds 4 quarts of oil mi ///
I heat for 9 hours. Fin- j
nickel?an ornament ^j_E\\\\\\\\
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:kel plated aad equipped j| 1 ?r==5^| ll 11 i
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igs that looked \
r the rugged
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rthless.
^fea&nSL
l run over at "
way, sewing
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igainst these things, especially in footionfident
of getting the best quality footaey
can buy, take advantage of the large
ck constantly available for making pleasat
our store.
; for W. L. Douglas Shoes for men, $1.50
BOYNE, |
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National Bank,
3IA, S. C.
rnifced States Government, the State
County of Richland and the City
Bonds and $100,000 State of South y
rms, Corporations and Individuals.
Dsits in our Savings Department, inerly.
sact your business to yoar entire
*
BANK, - - Columbia, S. C.
$250,000.00
J. P. Matthews, Cashier.
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RAILWAY.
viz
% Car Service, J!
m Cars on ail Trains, i
w
s on Local Trains. ^
as to rates, routes, etc.
Railway Ticket Agent, or vy
. P. A., Charleston, S. C.
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, Atlanta, Ga. . If/
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VXCUCi CLi -LYJ.C1
prices for Cotton
:y Produce.
ains in Rugs, Trunks
es' Cloaks, Skirts
s. We are here
ill and see us.
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~ THE LAST ACT.
Now Touslehead is fixed for bed
And. following her habit.
Darts in aud out with romp and shout
With no more than a rabbit
On her wee form to keep her warm.
But garmenture is stupid.
And such as she need not to be
Clothed any more than Cupid.
At least at night for pillow fight
And rush and roll and fumble
Such things as clothes and shoes and
hose
Just help one to a tumble,
And, though she felt no grief at all
UOmes to ner wuere sin- s
She gives a roll?God bless her soul!?
And up she scrambles giggling.
And very soon to lulling croon.
In her pink nightie smothered,
She'll softly creep, almost asleep,
To a lap to be mothered,
And, snuggled down for Slumbertown
And for the journey mounted.
Pokes out her feet and coaxes sweet
To have her "piggies" counted.
"This little pig"?that means the big
One?"went to market buying.
This piggie small went not rt all.
But staid at home a-sighing.
This piggie wee had roast beef he
Had purchased for a penny.
And this pig small let loose a squall
Because ho hadn't any.
"This piggie wee wished some, for he
Imagined he would love it.
He squeaked: 'WeeI Wee! Give somo
to me!
Now, you give mo some cf it!'
Did he get it? Nay; not a bit
And nearly died of weeping"?
Here's where I go out tippytoe.
For Touslehead is sleeping.
?J. M. Lewis in Houston Post.
I
Her Just Deserts.
Professor Zueblin. glancing around
I to see where the money would do the
| most good, comes to bat with a sugi
gestion that we pension the mothers
j of the land.
j There is an idea that may meet with
the approval of all, nor should those
who fear paternalism is a slow kind <>f
poison raise a howl that could be heard
a block away, as the measure would
j be strictly maternal in its nature.
Mother would certainly know what
| to do with the money, and father
j would stand around on pay day as poi
lite and attentive as a bock agent who
is explaining the latest things in literature
to a millionairess.
To the members of the family it
would be like having money in the
bank. They would always know where
they could borrow a quarter while
mother had money. On the whole, it
looks like a good thing. Let us plug
for the mothers' pension.
| P'r'aps, P'r'aps Not! t
fclrTIfsTri]
I
The Patient (having escaped from
the chair)?I think perhaps I'll call
again tomorrow.?Sketch.
< , . VFixed. -- ?.
"But," said; thii "gdod oldMady, "why
don't yon go to work?"
"Why, ma'am," began the disreputable
old loafer, "yer see, I got a wife
an' fire children to support"?
"But how can you support them if
you don't go to work?"
"As I was a-sayin', lady, I got a
1 wife an' five children to support me."
?Catholic Standard and Times.
Nocturnal Inventions.
Mr. Stubb?This paper states that a
genius should never marry. It says
that a married man cannot invent
things like a single man.
Afra Stuhh fcnrpnatfr-flllv^?Xonsensa.
John! I notice a married man never
has any trouble inventing excuses
about getting home late?St. Louis
Post-Dispatch.
Strength of Mind.
Mrs. Oatcake?Your husband 'pears
t' be a pow'rful strong minded man.
Mrs. Hayrix ? He shore is. I've
^know'd him t' read a patent medicine
almanac frum cover t' cover without
feelin' that he had enny uv th' symptoms."?New
Orleans Times-Democrat.
Setting the Date.
"Have you any idea when the duke's
marriage to Miss Ricbgirl will take
place?"
"Well, some time within the next
three months. lie has a big note to
pay which falls due in ninety days."-*
New York Herald.
The Blessing of Health.
"We don't value health nearly as
much as we should."
"There are times when we do. I
know I value it highly after listening
to that eld bore of a Binglewccd tell
about his numerous ailments."?Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Couldn't Feel Superior.
"Mabel doesn't make much of a hit
with the young men."
"Xo; she can't hold one."
j "Still, she seems to attract them."
) "Yes, but they soon find out that she
knows as much about baseball as they
do."
Very Unkind.
"What is the matter with your eye,
man?"
"A cross section of timber I was
sawing flew up and hit me."
"Must have been a mighty cross section
and ill tempered as well." -?*
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ggMgjrenMju?jJL*<g*iLr:.j.s.actza ia? J " mo
*$70 Sailroad Drinks.
"No' sah we haven't got^any whiskey."
"Then bring me a bottle of beer."
"We haven't any beer, either, iiothin'
except soft drinks."
Woe to the thirsty man who attempts
to get a drink in a dining car
on the Southern railroad after December
31, for disappointment will be his
portion.
After January 1, 1909, the sale of
linnrtr in i-h?> rlinmrr Cif the Smith
ern will be discontinued over the whole
system.
Because of the fact that so much of
the territory through which the road
l s has declared for prohibition, the
Southern railway ha9 gone a step further
and decided that no liquor shall
be sold on any of their dining cars
after the new year has been ushered in.
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cani
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F.
J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all busin?>5<5
rrr.vKJu-.rtons. ?7id iinancialiv able
to carry out any obligations made by
his firm. Waiding. Rinnan & Marvin.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces o: the system.
| Testimonials sent free. Price, Toe. per
| bottle. Sold bv all Druggists,
j Take Kail's Family Pills for consripaj
tion.
i
j President-elect Taft, who is spendi
ing some time in Augusta, has announced
that Philander C. Knox has
accepted the appointment of Secrei
tary of State.
This is WorthJjfteadiiig.
Leo F. Zelinski, of <">8 Gibson St.,
Buffalo, N. Y.f says; "I cured the most
annoying cold sore I ever had, with
Bucklen's Arnica Salve. I applied this
salve once a day for two days, when
every trace of the sure was gone." |
Heals all sores. Sold under guarantee '
at Derrick's Drug Store, Kaufmann j
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LJfUg *JO., UHU OiiUUtU Ul'jit. ~'/w.
The Sfcate supreme court has refused
to grant bail to W. T. Jones of
Union county, indicted,for killing his
wife. He will remain in jail until he
is tried.
..Every home with children should
:ha>ve a bos of Dr. Thornton's Easy||ieether
in it. A guaranteed remedy
f^br all bowel and stomach trouble in
teething children. For sale by Derrick
Drug Co.; or Easy-Teether Idedicine
Co., Hartwell, Ga.
? ?
Many a man looks for work only
where he is reasonably sure of not
finding it.
The average woman doesn't seem
to have any use for a pretty man.
ESTATE LAND SALE.
On the 16th day of January, 1908, the
heirs at law of the estate of G. A. Rister,
deceased, will sell in the town of
Chapin, S. C., at 11 o'clock, a. m., to
the highest bidder, at public outcry, the
following tracts of estate lands, to wit:
Tract No. 1, containing 251 acres,
more or less, situated in Lexington
county, in the fork of Broad and Saluda
rivers, and on branch waters of Waterree
creek, bounded by lands of S. D.
Rister and others.
Tract No. 2, containing 64 j acres,
more or less, in Lexington county, in
the fork of Broad and Saluda rivers, on
branch waters of Waterree creek, bound
by lands once owned by Elizabeth and
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O iiuuu uiuuici auu uiiitis.
Tract No. 3, containing 87] acres, in
Lexington county, in fork of Broad and
Salnda rivers on branches Gf Waterree
creek, bounded by lands once owned by
Robert and John Eleazer and others.
Terms of sale: One-half cash, remainder
to be paid in one year, secured by a
mortgage of the premises sold. Purchasers
to pay for papers.
All heirs of the estate of G. A. Rister
will be present to sign papers.
HEIRS OF G. A. RISTER, Deed.
December 15, 1(.)0S.
I What is Home
Without Music
I Don't say, "can't affo 1
an Organ or Piano. |
We will make you able, grant- a
ing from one to three years to n
pay for one. 8
We supply the Sweet Toned, K
Durable Organs and Pianos, a# li
the lowest prices consistent E
with quality. g
Wriic at once Cor Catalogues, s !
I Prices and Terms, to the Old jl J
Established 9 j
MIl'S IMI i
COLUMBIA, S. C. I
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FOR
j ALL
CREATION
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Connect the Ark,
With a liniment,
NOAH'S L
and you have the world's great*
external aches and pains. O:
For Rheumatism, Sciatica, Lame Back, Stiff
Strains, Sprains, Cuts, Bruises, Colic, Cramps,
and Muscle Aches and Pains. The genuine has
Ji.oo by all dealers in medicines. Guaranteed <
NOAH REMEDY CO. RICHMOND, V
Kft UFSVSANM DRUG COBS!
T-T A TTiVT A N
The Kan That Saves You Ksaey on si!
SHOES
Having purchased our stock -when the
leather market was at its lowest this seaI
son enables us to give you the advantage
j of buying your fall and winter Shoes at
the right price. See us before you buy.
We can do you good when it conies to
prices. We have now a complete line to
select from. Farmers' heavy slices a
specialty.
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yjall ana try our pJ> ce Fair Wi
L. G. KANELI
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COLUMBIAGF
THE STORE THAT SELLS F(
RETAIL
Flour, Bacon, Lard and
We carry evevylhsngSin th<
chief aim is to please. Tr
you will be convinced.
Corner Plain and Assemble
COLUMBIA,
' n? uAnuf^i^iJAriil S
uu TUU anuso:
We have them at prices that
will make you sorry if you '
have already bought, but good j
news to those that need good j
Shoes at bargain prices. i _
Mens' Shoes 81.25 to 85. ?
Ladies' Shoes 81 to 83.50. j I
Childrens' Shoes 50c. to $1.75 I
M. Li OSIFi^LL, : ]
Successor to
CAMPBELL BROS.,
183! and 312 Main, Columbia, S. G. j
life it
A rt K
our trade mark,
INIMENT
?st remedy for all internal and
ic trial will convince you.
Joints and Muscles, Sore Throat, Colds,
Indigestion, Toothache, .-.ndall Nerve, Bone
Noah's Ark on every package. 25c., 50c. and
3r money refunded. Sample by mail free.
A., and BOSTON, MASS., U.S.A.
PANY. D3TRS3UTORS.
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aos stor? *
COLUMBIA. S. C
OUR PIS3S
e found favor with everybody
ibes and men, the little girl in
afores and her mother and her
ndmother. They are of the
jet, delicious, wholesome,
It-in-your-mouth kind, and
,:e anxious to have you try
;n if you don't know the proits
of cur ovens. If you do
) w we won't have to ask you.
IBUNQER'S STEAM BAKERY,
COLOMBIA, S. C.
Everything Hew, Clean and Up-to-Date
ilar Restaurant v%)
and Lunch Room f Jb
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Ladies and Grnflemen H
IUICK SERVICE 11
? 4li,
;t Coffee Served in the City ^0* > '
eek and you will he pleased.
LOS, Prop.
12 Main Street, COLUMBIA, S. C.
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?ocerycot,
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WHOLESALE PRICES.
Sugar our Specialties
2 Grocery hne, and our
y us before you buy and
m m
y Streets, near Market,
: : S. C.
Sterling Goods
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Sterling silver, cut glass, fine
china, clocks. A fine stock
always on hand for you to
select from.
Keep us in mind when wanting
anything in Jewelry or
Silverware.
Good watch work and best
eye glasses.
If vou can't come, send for
our catalogue or telephoueyour
order to us.
H, lAdCOTT! k CO,
JEWELERS,
[424 Main St., Columbia, S. C1
'Phone U34
Bring your orders for job work to /i
?he Dispatch office.
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