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The Lexington Dispatch. r Wednesday, June 1, 1904. A Detective's Wonderful Display of Shrewdness THE shrewd detective looked over carefully. "This is the third time you , have been robbed V" he said inquiringly. "Yes," replied the woman. "And this room is the one that has < been most disturbed?" "Yes." The shrewd detective examined a comb that lay on the bureau. "Is there any one here with red i AIUAi. uv "No." "Ha!" he cried. "A clew! She could ' not resist the temptation to arrange ] her hair." ] "She! Who?" 1 "The burglar. It is a woman, which J simplifies matters very much. She has < red hair." He sank into an armchair 1 and rested his throbbing temple on his ^ hand. The throb was due to great J mental activity. He could not think J clearly without throbs. "The ordinary * police method," he said at last, "would be to put out the dragnet and arrest [ every red haired woman in town and j indict the one who had just combed \ her hair, but that is unsatisfactory to r a great detective. I prefer to be subtle, t Have you a full length mirror?" "Yes." "And a folding glass that enables you to see your head from three sides ^ at once?" "Yes." % "And some costly millinery?" , "Yes." ] "And a ball gown?" "Yes." ] "Bring them all to me?" ' Wondering, she obeyed, and he ar- J ranged them all to his satisfaction. "What nest?" she asked. , < "Leave them all here tonight," he ( instructed, "and come up any time tomorrow. You will find the woman still j here. But do not send for your hus- ] band, for she may be trying on the gown." "What a wonderful man!" she exclaimed. ( "Nothing wonderful about it," he returned. "I am merely a married man ( who is reasonably observing." Investigation the next day revealed 1 a note which road, "I have taken the gown home to try it on." j "I told you it was a woman!" cried < the detective jubilantly. l'ou can't disconcert a true detective?Chicago Post. -< r r TrfnmnVift ftf Mftdflrn Sn?o<fi?T7_ :i 1 Wonderful things are done for the human body by surgery. Organs are .j taken out and scraped and .polished and J put back, or they may be removed en- { tirely: bones are spliced; pipes take the place of diseased sections of veins; an- j tiseptic dressings are applied to wounds, * bruises, burns, and like injuries before i inflammation sets in, which causes them to heal without maturation and in onethird the time required by the old treatment. Chamberlain's Pain Balm acts on this same principle. It is an antiseptic and when applied to such injuries, t causes them to heal very quickly. It S also allays the pain and soreness. Keep a bottle of Pain Balm in your home and s' it will save you time and money, not to f" i mention the inconvenience and suffer- t] ing which such injuries entail. For d sale by The Kaufmann Drug Co. k n * I Undecided. " p One day a certain professor of mathe- g matics at the Ohio university prepared ^ to set out on a short journey on horseback. He was an absentminded per- * son and while saddling the animal was C thinking out some intricate problem. Some students stood near and watched him abstractedly place the saddle on ^ hind part before. . "Oh, professor," exclaimed one of the ( group, "you are putting the wrong end ^ of your saddle foremost." s' "Young man," replied the professor, v with some tartness, "you are entirely n too smart. How do you know it is wrong when I have not yet told you in which direction I intend to go?"?Lip- ^ pincott's Magazine. c is ; Her First Pic. t' "Lady at that house on the hill offered me a pie if I would saw and split some wood." says Lassitudinous Lewis. t "Must *a* been 'or tirst pie," suggest- i od Ilangback Henry. i "Or else the Jirst tramp she ever saw." That Throbbing Headache "Would quickly leave you. if you used Dr. King's New Life Pills. Thousands ^ of sufferers have proved their matchless merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches. They make pure Mood and build up your ' health. Only 2">c.. money back if Jior ; cured. Sold by The Knufmaim Drag t Co., Druggist. | N DO YOU GET UP WITH A LAME BACK ? Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable. Almost everybody who reads the newspapers is sure to know of the wonderful ? s: cures made by Dr. -yTvJ L Kilmer's Swamp-Root, 9 \ the great kidney, liver Id ^ anc* remedy, -ft ! ir\S{ Li? ^ is the great mediJi | M i^s/ cal triumph of the ninejv ytjl Iff teenth century; dis, : II covered after years of / rr1 ' 4H scientific research by .j i=r* Dr. Kilmer, the emifj ? " nent kidney and bladspecialist, and is wonderfully successful in promptly curing lame back, kidney, bladder, uric acid troubles and Brignt's Disease, which is the worst form of kidney trouble. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is not recfor pvprvthincr hut if vrm havp kid iv* w * y o ?% ? j ~ ~ w ney, liver cr bladder trouble it will be found just the remedy you need. It has been tested in so many ways, in hospital work, in private practice, among the helpless too poor to purchase relief and has proved so successful in every case that a special arrangement has ceen made by which all readers of this paper vho have not already tried it, may have a ample bottle sent free by mail, also a book elling more about Swamp-Root and how to ind out if you have kidney or bladder trouble. ?/hen writing mention reading this generous >ffer in this paper and .... ;end your address to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bing- jaefrgwiifiSt 6lamton, N. Y. The egular fifty cent and Home of s^-amp-Rootiollar sices are sold by all good druggists. W ise Artolphu*. A patriotic drill was given by the kindergarten in Anthony a few days igo. It began by displaying a portrait >f George "Washington. ""Who is this?"' :lie teacher asked. Visitors were pres* pnt, and of course the children failed !o show off. The;, sat mute and unresponsive till finally one little fellow piped up. "I know who he is!" he shouted. "We got that picture at lome. Mamma told me who it is." 'Well, then, Auoipnus,' saia me tea en>r, "you may tell us who it is." idolpbus swelled with pride. "It's our father from the country," he said.? Kansas City Star. Right In Line. "I noticed in a daily paper I found >n that Russian cruiser that one of the society belles appeared at a bail the )ther night in a dress covered with losely set silver scales," said the mernaid with the golden comb. "Then we are just in style," said the nermaid with the ivory mirror.? Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mnlicl's Secret. Yhon Mabel smiles she shows the world fwo rows of teeth so dazzling white ["hoy almost rival Alpine snows; nd.cd. no words that I may write bVill half portray the lovely sight. /-v AniM' /\ f a o-inTe l iic? a: vr me cu ? ? v*. U.V < ?, L"he charm which most attracts the men, iVho almost light to reach her side, There's always one and sometimes ten rVaiting for her to smile again. ^.nd though the praise to Mabel goes, ^nd all the admiration, yet , who am her dentist, find )ne satisfaction which I getknow I made a lovely set! -Kenneth F. Lockwood in New York Herald. ^ Worst of All Experiences. Can anything be worse than to feel iiat every minute will be your last? uoh was the experience of Mrs. S. H. iewson, Decatur, Ala. For three years." lie writes, "I endured insufferable pain roni indigestion, stomach and bowel rouble. Death seemed inevitable when octors and all remedies failed. At uith I was induced to try Electric Sitters and the result was miraculous, improved at once and now I'm comletely recovered." For Liver, Kidney, tomach and Bowel troubles Electric Sitters is the only medicine. Only 50c. ts guaranteed by The Kaufmann Drug !o., druggist. P. J. Hart, a member of the North Carolina General Assembly, of Henerson county, was found guilty in the Jnited States court of running a m<xmhinc still in Henderson county. He ,*as sent up by Judge Boyd for twelve | lonths. Lloyd Conway, of Baltimore, Md., as issued a challenge for a talking ontest, open to the world. He says he i the champion talker, and he insists hat he can speak 65,040 words in an I our. An Untimely Death. An untimely death so cften follows leglect of slight cough or cold. If layer's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Cum nd Mullein is taken in time it will >revent any evil results. It cures oughs. colds and consumption. At AO _ 1 j.^1 iragpsts, our. aim *1.00 a nouie. You can easily make a man hot by ubbinir him the wrou^r way. It makes a woman very uncomfortable o think of her husband's money beiuj; u tile bank when the shops need it so uueh more. Ills that come from summer's hear. A mother need not fear to i^reet. When witli "Teethina" she's supplied. No ills with baby need abide. "Te? thina" aids Digestion. Regulates he IJoweis, and costs only 'l~> cents at Iruggists, or mail 2"> cents to Dr. C. J. Hoffett. St. Iiouis, Mo. :5I Our idea of a stern will is bein.it able o leave a warm bed on a cold morning vithout regret. Edward Bedell, of New York, has brought suit for $10,000 against Sr. Stephens College, Annaudale, N. Y., because his 18-year-old sou was hazed by students there and the faculty refused to take any satisfactory actions in the matter. Startling Evidence. Fresh testimony in great quantity is constantly coming in, declaring Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption Coughs and Colds to be unequalod. A recent expression from T. J. McFarland, Bentorvilie, Va., serves as example. He writes: "I had Bronchitis for three years and dtx-toreu all t'ne time without being benefited. Then I began taking t\_ * . -n: Ur. S JL?IWl)\cn, iUlll il n? bottles wholly cured me." Equally effective in curing all Lung and Throat troubles, Consumption, Pneumonia and Grip. Guaranteed by The Kaufmaim Drug Co.. druggist. Trial bottles free, regular sizes 50c. and $1.00. A man's wife believes every word he says?when he talks in his sleep. United States Marshal John M. Barnes lias been fired by the president from his $7,000 job because he was impertinent to United States Judge Emory Speer while he was holding court at Valdosta, Ga. Thrown From a Wagon. Mr. George K. Babcoek was thrown from his wagon and severely bruised. He applied Chamberlain's Pain Balm ? freely and says it is the best liniment he ,1 vr.. ,\. .. ?.,ai eVCI" UStJXl. XVLI. uainutn JU^ 41 n i w aiivu 11. citizen of North Plain, Conn. There is nothing equal to Pain Balm for sprains and bruises. It will effect a euro in one-third the time required by any other treatment, For sale by The Kaufnutun Drug Co., A man is a cinch for a girl when lie is afraid he might break her heart. The joy a woman gets out of bitter disappointment is making people believe it is her greatest happiness. A lawyer never gives up a case until he has exhausted all the means at his client's disposal. . Have You a Cough? A dose of Ballard's Horehound Syrup will relieve it. Have you a cold? A dose of Herbinc at bed time and frequent small doses of Horehound Syrup during the day will remove it. Try it - - x-1. V for whooping cougn, ior asiuma. uu consumption, for bronchitis. Mrs. Joe j McGrath. 3*27 E. 1st street: Hutchinson, | Ivan., writes: 4,I have used Ballard's j Horehound Syrup in my family for o j years, and find it the best and most palatable medicine I ever used." 2.jc., 30c. and 31.00. Sold by Tim Kaufmann Drug C< >. A woman has an idea that every man knows how to sail a boat, just as a man lias that every woman knows how to make pop-overs, j If you would profit by your own adI vice, be a lawyer or a doctor. Ail women follow the fashion, bur | some are a long distance behind. Susct by His Doctor. "A doctor here has sued me for $1:2.30 which I claimed was excessive for a ease of cholera morbus." says R. White, of Conehella. Cal. "At the trial he ].raised his medical skill and medicine. I asked him if it was not Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy he used as I had good reason to believe it was, and he would not say under oath that it was not." No doctor could use a better remedy than this in a case of cholera morbus, it never fails. Sold by The Kaufmann Drug Co. j Self-made men and eggs are too full of themselves to hold anything else. For sick headache take Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets and a quick cure is certain. For sale by The Kaufmann Drug Co. The Treasury Department has drawn a warrant for ?90.000,000 in favor of J. Afnl.ry.1,1 X- Oil flCC'll (if T';] j i . .'Lvu^au ?.v .......... ! ;iiuua, in final settlement of the canal I 7 I purchase. . Driven to Desperation, Living nt an our of the way place. j remote from civilization, a family is often driven to desperation in case of accident, result in;.: in Burns, Curs, ! Wounds, Ulcers, etc. Lay in a supply | of Buck leu's Arnica Salve. Its the host on earth, -nc., at The Kaufniann Druij Cos.. drujj store. I PR. F. 0. GILM0RE, io.S?Trrz3i\ 1510 HainSt., Colaiabia, S. C. i OFFICE HOUftS: 9;. m. to 2 p."in., and irouLi 3 to <> p. in. January 23. 1901?tl. ! TS CUBES WHEBE AIL ELSE FAILS. . EI jtej Best CouitIi Fyrup. Ta.-tes (i'uxl. Ur & 11 nr-Trm-rum?1' i?m?T? _ _ ? Albert M. Boozer, Attorney at Law, * COLUMBIA, ?. C. Especial attention given to business entrusted to him by his fellow citizens 01 Lexington county. Office: K'.IG Main Street, upstairs, opposi e Van Metre's Furniture Store February 28 ?tf. Surveying:. To the People of Lexington County: I AM NOW LOCATED AT LEXCNGton, b. 0., and will oe glad to do any surveying for the people. 1 can do such work in a competeut manner and will obey any calls with promptness. J. F. LYLES. April 19, 1S04 - 3m. niQiin: n in. Will Practice in all Courts, KAUFMANN BUILDING, LEXINGTON, S C On the J8th day of October, we lormed a co-partnership for the practice of law. We will be pleased to receive those having legal busine-i> to be attended to at ~nr office in the Kaulmann building at &^y time Respectful, v. J. Wm THURMOND, G. IlELL TIMMERMaN, October 22. 1902. ?ly. WANTED--SEVERAL INDUSTRIOUS persons in each state to travel for bouse estab.ishtd eleven years and with a large capital, to cali upon-merchants and agents tor successful and profitable line. Permanent engagement. Weekly cash salary of S24 and all traveling expenses and hotel bills advanced in cash each week. Experience not essential. Mention reference and enclose self addressed envelope. Manufacturers and Wholesalers. Dept. 3. third floor, 234; Dearborn St., Chicago. 30 SEWING MACHINES! Wheeler & Wilson lo. 9, BALL BEARINS Marvelously Light Running and Noisless (a No. 100 spool cotton thread for a belt will run it). One-third faster; one third easier than anv shuttle machine. fc'ave about ONE DAY IN THREE. A ORE VT FlVORITE WITH DRESS MAKSRS. AND BECOMING MORE POPULAR ALL THE TIME XEEDLES FOR ALL 9AGHIXES. REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. WORK GUARANTEED. ATTACHMENTS, SHUTTLES, ETC. In bringing Machines to be repaired it is only necessary to bring the head?Leave the table at home unless it. needs repairing too. 1900 Washers and Wringers. The most perfect Washer ever invented. I can sell them at my store for less than they will cost you ordpred direct from the factory. Write fof circulars and prices. T. n. EEaB-RTT, | 1MH MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C. April 1,191)3. 3m Alfred J. Fox, I Life and Fire! Insurance and Real Estate! ! I ; ' ' ? Agent, I : Lexington, S.C j Only First Class Companies Kepre- i sented. ! i SI y companies are popular, strone ; and reliable. No one can give your | business better attention; n-> one can ! r?ive von better protection: no one can O V give you better rates. Prompt and careful attention given to buying and selling Krai Estate, i both town and conn'.rv properties. . Correspondence respectfulysolicited. 1 I ^jSSSnaE ^ I GINNING | MACHINERY 1 B-3?-S-T jl-'I ? \J ? I\. ? 1R*. ? | Made by Li?.ic!cl7. $ *>ol only up with tho $ j j I ?./trics, btit marij- yjavs {2 :\3n<?;id, if other syszertxs | j are snodcrn. n QUALITY Sj - - and - - iji | QUANTITY |j Get Particulars trcr.i a j ij G-I-B-B-E-S 11 COLUMBIA. S. C. I ft ft ft | J. P. ABLE, I p S "4U,B_ ^ vm mm--~ ? ? it .^SHOES^ :?g cxotiiirg, Kk. |f STAPLE AM) FA Ml CROCERIES, flit HARDWARE, ff 1 ## TIN AND WOODENWARE, ETC,, m m? LEE STILL J], S. C. W* KK __ - _____ |$v f# I i DEALER IN USABLY OPPOSITE POST OFFICE. COLUMBIA, - . S. C. MAIS STREET. | We have received and have placed on our shelves one of the most I eautiful as well as the most complete line of ?f^'!fliN0 AND SUMMER 000D3 ever shewn in the city. These are all standard goods from the most reliable manufacturers and are recommeucied for their stylish and nobby appearance and the beauty of pattern. A lull line of Ginghams and dress goods or all descriptions, ?,s well as lovely creations in fashionable spring and summ<-r millinery.? Come and wee Ikucov' uc-iv/ai; a ?. .jji iakvc?*t 11 tv jr ^ux i"wc;c.u u; uiy ou October, 9.?3(r.. , W" e Hci\re | RECEIVED OUIt E' ! and are now resdv to serve onr Lexington friends with the best shoes a.t the lowest price they ever bought. Three (3) points we were careful in selecting this stock: STYEE, COMFORT A>I> SERVICE. i We will only show you Goo.i Solid Leather Shoes and guarantee every pair. ( E. F. & Jt. A. DAVIS, i 1710 MAIN STREET. I | COLUMBIA, - - - S. C. I | N, k Ycung! Id CALLS SPECIAL ATTENTION TO HIS IMMENSE |gf ^ STOCK OF NEW SUMMER GOODS. jjg | I White Goods. White Goods, g Onr stock of White Goods consists of India Linens, White Mulls. Cotton Chiffon*, Mercerized Goods, Peqnes in Welts gH* and Figures, at popular prices. 4^ Colored Lawns. Colored Liiwns. ffi| Onr ctnpL- e.f Onlnrpd l^wns iseninnletein Fieured Strioes ; ffiv- and Polka Dots ranging in price irom 5 to 124c. Solid Coiored Lawns in all the leading shades, the kind usually sold Pgg everywhere lor 12.1 cents, our price, 10 ceDts. W8 Vv'e call so-cial a-ttent on to onr immense liDe of LACE jap*;EMBROBPJRIES ;AND RIBBONS Ask or.r clerks to & show you our 15 cents Ribbons. They come in all the popular shades and are big values. I Gents' Furnishings. | ! 4$ ^ 50 Do/.en All Silk Four in Hand Ties lcr men. only 25c. -Eclipse Shirts, equal to :my $1.25 shirt on the market, our price, $1.00. ^*3 50 do/Men's $1.00 Shirts, to close out. in all the pretty patterus. dots, stripes and lignres, at 75c. I !*oz ?5c. Shirts at 4I)o , on center counter v l)~ /'r> / ?ii YTon'v .S)>irr< s;nft'cthirtcr snseijil. nt '20c. yv' I Hosiery to suit all 1eefr and all purses. Uc* Dont tail to call at 1GU3 M;tin street when in search of ? DilV GOODS. SOTIOSS A.\D (iEKT'S Fll\ISIIL\G ? ^ =_ -s ^ ILT. A. YOUITG-, & 1633 Mai a Street, Lever's Old Stand, | ^ COLUMBIA. - - s. c. I ~iwi?iiw. i