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flkB^Dyspe jMHyrare made every d; jgKBj icarelessness. Cure tl pation and Indigestion ff F AMO| U\AND ToNIC Pellets?a IHLNature and does not ge: VH^\ purgatives gripe and valids. Ramon's For sale by C. E. Corley, G. M. Har P. Roof, Lexii The Lexington Dispatch. i Wednesday, August 12, 1903. 1 * Even tbe sea has its ups and downs. i A doll man occasionally makes a , cutting remark. I People wbo get married for a joke ] fc- deserve their finish. ? - The pill of matrimony is easily 1 swallowed when it is gilded. ( mL - 1??? nnonwnrlr atnnk- ( I JLUU IWttUbJ ui nu \/|/wun? ing depends on what is in it. ^ FOLETSHONET^TAR i Cures Colds] Prevents Pneumonia In these latter days, riches take j automobiles and ride away. The people of Hawaii are agitating j * the question of independence. Take a few swimming lessons be- j fore burning your bridges behind 1 you. , When a man is in love with a girl, he doesn't know why, and she doesn't care. , Old bachelors know a great deal , about women. If they did not, they j wouldn't be old bachelors. Many persons in this community ( I are suffering from kidney complaint who could avoid fatal results by j k using Foley's Kidney Care. The Kaufm&nn Drug Co. ^ Nearly everybody who mixes a matrimonial salad dressing gets in j too much vinegar. I Lightning killed three and injured < over twenty at a Baptist association j near Lynchburg, Ya. i When a man has proposed to a I girl and been rejected she is the one \ that acts the most disappointed. i California has an oil gusher flowing forty barrels a minute; and it keeps the town busy carrying barrels. 1 Foley's Kidney Cure is a medicine k disease free from poisons and will cure any case of kidney j ^ that is not beyond the reach of i medicine. The Kaufmann Drug Co. i The board of trustees of the Co- : lumbia city schools have raise the salaries of the teachers to $45 a month. The negroes are leaving the southern part of Indiana and coming back to the South, it is getting too hot for . them. Two more New England cotton mills have shut down for an indefinite period because of the scarcity and high price of cotton. A large number of cotton mills in Massachusetts has decided to Bhut down, at least for a short time, be cause of the high price of cotton. ? S. E. Tracy, a native of Houston, I Texas, was arrested in Washington I charged with a shortage of $20,000 I of the Houston school funds. When you want a physio that is mild and gentle, easy to take and certain to act, always use Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. For sale by The Kaufmann Drug Co. * Lightning struck a tree which stood near a church in Appomatox county, Virginia, with the result that four persons were killed and many injured. ^ Despite the reports of the government a revolution is threatened in Cuba. Armed men are marching through Santiago province urging the people to rebel. ? * ay by their bat case of Consti-^^^B\ ere it's chronic. -? L%is 1 l remedy that assists/flVf t in her way. Strong/^My make confirmed in-y^^Bjf act gently and lent cures. rreatment man, Jalian E. Kiufmann and W. igton, S. C. The Southern railway i9 hauling 50 cars of melons daily through Co [umbia, and the Coast Line pulls many through Florence. No clergyman or priest is eligible inder the constitution of Tennessee to seat in either house of the Legislature. This is provided because 'ministers of the gospel are by their profession dedicated to God and the jare of souls, and ought not to be diverted from ths great duty of their functions." Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use dMSajagi The strip of land forty feet wide Detween the sravevard of Trinity 3hureb, New York City, and an alley, oas been sold for $55,382 each Broadway front foot. The plot upon which Trinity Parish Church stands, exclusive of the church itself, is now considered to be worth $21,000,000, while the total value of lower Broadway property in use by Trinity Parish is $35,000,000. A young man at Canova took his best girl out for a ride. She fell out )f the buggy, and he drove two miles before he discovered she was missing. When we were a young lover the bind wheel might come off, the spring break or the horse fall out of the shafts without our knowing it, but the girl was always safely anshored. If you know of a poor old strifled horse?a horse with a sore back, a barbed wire wound, unnatural growths, stiff joints or swollen limbs, send him around. We can cure him with a few applications of Ramon's Nerve k Bone Oil. 25 cents at C. E Corley, G. M. Harman, Julian E. Kaufmann and W. P. Roof. The largest tree in Oregon was felled recently to be sent as a curiosity to the world's fair. It is the Anderson spruce, and stood nearly 300 feet high, 40 feet around and 118 feet from the ground to the first limb. Its age is calculated at 440 years, being a good sized tree when Columbu9 discovered the land that was afterward called America. Mrs. Moilie Allen, of South Fork, Ky., says she has prevented attacks of cholera morbus by taking Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets when she felt an attack coming on. such attacks are usually caused by indigestion and these Tablets are just what is needed to cleanse the stomach and ward of the approaching attack. Attacks of bilious colic may be prevented in the same way. For sale by The Kaufmann Drug Co. Health Day is a public holiday lately established by the State of Utah. It falls on the first Mondav in Ocofcober, and on that day all householders must thoroughly clean and fumigate their dwellings, or pay a fine of $50. On the same day all theatres, churches and other placeB of assembly are treated in the same way, so that the occasion is nothing more or less than a State housecieaning. To Cure a Cold ia Oae Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W, Grove's signature is on each box 25c. Wanted a Pattern. A ragged Irishman was charged in a London court a short time ago with tendering a counterfeit shilling in payment for a penny loaf. Though forlorn in aspect, he was not destitute of that shrewdness which is characteristic of his countrymen. He stated that he was sent for the loaf by a person at public house close by, who gave him the coin to pay for it, and that on discovering it was not good ne bought the coin for three half-pence. The Magistrate?"How came you to buy the shilling after you had discovered it was a bad one!'' The prisoner, with much apparent gravity, replied: "Sure, then, your honor, I bought it so that if I should happen to have a bad one offered to me I might know it by looking at the one I had with me!*' There was a burst of laughter, and the fellow was dismissed with a caution. Costly Drag's. Unless you are a druggist you have no idea of the value represented by a little shelf in the prescription department of a big drug store. It is one of the wonders of the world that drug stores do not furnish the same temptation as banks to knights of the chisel. A pound jar of hyoscoanine is worth just $2,210 the world over. Jaborine is a little less presumptuous as to price; it costs $1,500 a pound and is used to cause perspiration. Ergotine crystals cost the druggist the tripling sum of $5,600 a pound. Tney are made from the ergot of rye. Nareganine goes ergotine crystals one better and costs $6,800 a pound. It is used as - ? ^ ^ -? l" 1 an expectorant ill uruucumi uuuuica and as an emetic. Boy Cured of Colie After Physician's Treatment Had Failed. My boy when four years old was taken witli colic and cramps in his stomach. I sent for the doctor and he injected morphine, but the child kept getting worse. I then gave him half a teaBpoonfui of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, and in half an hour he was sleeping and soon recovered.?F. L. Wilkins, Shell Lake, Wis. Mr. Wilkins is book-keeper for the Shell Lake Lumber Co. For sale by The Kaufmann Drug Co. Astrology Hits One Thing Bight. Professor Longhair Astrology teaches that a girl born in January will be prudent, good tempered and fond of dress; if born in February, affectionate, kind hearted and fond of drees; in March, somewhat frivolous and fond of dress; in April, inconstant and fond of? Hostess?In what month are girls born who are not fond of dress? Professor Longhair?In none, madam. The State Farmers' Institute. Clemson College, August 6.?The farmers' institute opens Monday evening next instead of on Tuesday morning, as appeared in today's paper. Dr. P. H. Mell will make the address of welcome; Col. R. B. Watson the response. The first lecture will be by Prof. J. H. M. Beaty, director of the textile department Board at the Clemson Club hotel will be $1 per day, at the barracks 50 cents per day. Everything is in readiness and a warm welcome awaits the farmers. Quick Relief for Asthma Suffers. Foley's Honey and Tar affords immediate relief to asthma sufferers in *? ?.! j the worst stages ana n t&Een in nine will effect a cure. The Kaufmann Drug Co. Outside the Gates. Adam seemed happy, though paradise was lost. "I don't see what you find funny about it," wept Eve. "You women don't seem to have i any Bense of humor," replied her spouse. "We may be living in the > suburbs now, but there is no train to catch back." Laughing at the state of affairs, he did not perceive that the laugh was on him.?N. Y. Tribune. > Boxes of fine chocolate and fancy . candies, at the Bazaar. AHAPPY HOME Is one where health abounds. With impure blood there cannot be good health. With a disordered LIVER there cannot be good blood. revivify the torpid LIVER and restore its natural action. A healthy LIVER means pure blood an Pure blood means health. HanHti r?tonno hqniiinpcc HWAi kil IXIVUIIJ Take no Substitute. All Druggists. The "Whole South Interested. Norfolk, Yd., August 6 ?The inland waterway board, consisting of three army engineers?Col. C. J. Allen of Washington, Lieut Col.Quinn of Savannah and Capt. E. E Winslow of Norfolk?met here today to consider reports received from Norfolk and other Southern cities upon the feasibility and advisability of the construction by the United States government of an inland waterway between Norfolk and Beaufort, N. C. The bjard formulated a report to mo uuici ougiucci, \jub uuiuixjg regarding the nature of the report was made public. Which is the Crazy Man? There is a story going the rounds of the Western papers about twinj brothers, one of whom was demented and was ordered by the court to be committed to an asylum. The other brother accompanied him to the institution. Soon after the twin brothers had arrived at the asylum the sheriff received a telegram from the superintendent, saying: "Two men who look just alike here from your county, one for commitment. One is talking of building a railroad to the mooD, and,the other says that the Republican party is opposed to trusts. Which is the crazy maL?" w I have had occasion to use yourff MBlack-Draught Stock and Poultry Medi- A K cine ar.d am pleased to say that I never 0 h used anything for stock that gave half as n 9 good satisfaction. 1 heartily recom- G H mend it to all owners of stock. i| !| J. B. BELSHER, St. Louis, Mo. E B Sick stock or poultry should not a eat cheap stock food any more than H a sick persons should expect to be I Beared by food. When your stock | fB and poultry are sick give them med- i g icine. Don't stuff them with worth- i 9 less stock foods. Unload the bowels 9 9 and stir up the torpid liver and the ? n animal will be cured, if it be possi- m B ble to cure it. Black-Draught Stock 0 B and Poultry Medicine unloads the | 9 bowels and stirs up the torpid liver. 5 i It cures every malady c? stock if jj Q taken in time. Secure a 25-cent caji 9 ot L51acK-.uraugnt cmock ana rouury a Medicine and it will pay for itself ten 9 I times over. Hcrses work better. Cows B I give more milk. Hogs gain flesh. B I And hens lay more eggs. It solves the I problem of making as much blood, I flesh and energy as possible out of fl I the smallest amount of food con- B sumed. Buy a can from your dealer. B ! Wood's Seeds I FOR FALL SOWING. 1 Farmers and Gardeners who de1 sire the latest and fullest informa/ tion about ( I Vegetable and Farm Seeds ; should write for Wood's New 1 Fall Catalogue. It tells all about , ii- _ f-11 1. _ / r?K- I ? ine ia.ii piauuug ui L,cuuwb, *??/ t bage and other Vegetable crops 1 | which are proving so profitable to 1 southern growers. Also about I Crimson Clover, Vetches, 1 Grasses and Clovers, ) Seed Oats, Wheat, I Rye, Barley, etc. [ I Wood's New Fall Catalogue mailed ? free on request. Write for it. { T. W. WOOD & SONS, . I Seedsmen, - Richmond, Va. Jul> 2'J?limo i| -I Union Made Shoes. 1903, We extend to our Lexington friends a hearty velccme to in.-pect our llue c* SHOSS i | I Tliey have never been equal for the price. Oa (remnant) lots prices greatly reduced. Spring Stock will begin to come on February 15th, CALL AND SEE US BEFORE BUYING. | E. P. & F. A. DAVIS, ; i 1710 MAIiN 1 UUI^UJIJLSIA, S. U.; | | February 19?ly. A Specialty. _ . ? ? - ? ?'?? ?. ? * BLACK LANGSHAN r* .1sMfa >"r! T?l t?I ^ ^ wm ? 3 ^ are the best all round Fowls on the market. I have few very fine COCKERELS AND PULLETS for sale at low prices. They are from the purest and best known strain, and have been selected with the greatest care. For further particulars, arMroao g. m. Harman, Lexington, s. c. some MKOLIM MINI Will! 1707 MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C. ^AImarble and granite ^jpltg; Dealers South. We use the best grade material in manufacturing srewSg ' Monuments and Headstones and guarantee our work and fiinish to be the best. When yon hear a man complain* inai 116 caa uuy 80 niacn cneaper irorn sumo ', fifftv little fellow who is anxious to sell anything, you J8g5 |Sjj| can put it down that he will get cheap stock, j* cheap woxk, and ol couise a cheap job. ~ ~ jh? ean comPe^e any dealer in this country, but we cannot " M 8ay w? will sell as cheap as some as we do not care work. IRON I WIRE FEMNK, GRAVE LOT COPING, ETC, for sale. Write to us or see our ME. P. B. EDWAEDS, LEXINGTON, S. C. and we will see that you are treated fair.] SOUTH CAROLINA MARBLE WORKS. September 1J* 4 A?tt | THE HOME BANK,! MS (INCORPORATED.) ?f, i LEXINGTON^ S. G. g 1 DOES A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS. | !(k capital, ?30,000. m( ? SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES FOB RENT. .^INTEREST PAID ON SAV'ft INGS DEPOSITS. til IK FIRE PROOF SAFE AND VAULT. BURGLAR INSURANCE. YOUR' #[i ]g ACCOUNT SOLICITED, Vft F. W. OSWALD, GEO. BELL TIM MERMAN, ALFRED J. FOX, (Jl <K President, Vice President. Cashier, <M[i ]w directors: & if) F. W. OSWALD. ALFRED J. FOX, J. E. KAUFMANN. Kj GEO. BELL TIMMERMAN, E. W. ROBERTSON, H. 1. OSWALD. 8? m March 18, 1903. 6m. fit A r^i ^ ^ ^ A ^? *r^? ? Wm. KLA I I, DEALER IN Dry Mi, Millinery and Notions, NEARLY OPPOSITE POST OFFICE, COLTTMBX.^ - - . s. c. MAIN STREET. We have received and have placed on oar shelves one of the most beautiful as well as the most complete line of SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS ever shown in the city. These are all standard goods trom the most reliable manufacturers and are recommended for their stylish and nobby appearance and the beauty of pattern. A full line of Ginghams and dress goods of all descriptions, as well as lovely creations in fashionable spring and summer millinery. Come and see these goods before purchasing. I will make it to your interest to do so. October, 9.?3m.