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Write for our 60 page il*4, r...j& lustrated Catalogue and 40 r>age pamphlet, "How to k ^ Plant and Cultivate an Orm v eh;?rd," Gives you that information you have so long jir \'l*^ra wanted; tells you all about Y ''S3 those big red *pples, lucious X&tsgr peaches, and Japan plums with theirorienta! sweetness, all of which you have often ^ wondered where the trees c?me from that produced m&k everything good in fruits. Unusal fine st< ck of RILVFR MAPLES.youpjr.thriftytiees a 4 smooth andstrai hf.thokiod thiit live and gr-">w off well. No o.d. rough trees. This is 'he most rapid growing ma\[,'e !'n<*one r'ie mostbeau?Sc&Sjy tifitl shad* trees. Wri?e f?r price? and give list of wants. j. Tan Lindley Nursery Co., When writing mention the Dispatch. Fire, Life and Accident Insurance. Onlj First Class Companies Represented See my List of Giants: Assets. /etna fire, of Hartford, Conn $13,019,411 p continental (fire), of Hew York 9,809,660 philadelphia underwriters, Phila., Pa.. 16,528,773 /etna life, of Hartford, Conn 47,584,967 fidelity and casualty, of New York 3 482.862 My Companies, are Popolar, Strong and ? Reliable. N o one can give yonr business better attention; no one can give yon better protection; no one can give you better T-ltPK. ^BEFORE INSURING SEE^ jtlice b. harm an, General Insurance Aeent, LEXINGTON. S. C. When *vritinc mention the Dispatch. ' OF SOUTH CAROLINA r State, City & County Depository COLUMBIA, S. C. Capital Paid in Fall $150,000 0C Surplus 3\000.0( Liabilities of Stockholders 150,000.00 f* $335,000.00 savings department. - * Interest at the rate of 4 per centum per an nam paid on deposits in this department TRUST I)EPAR1MEJSTT. This Bunk under special provision of it* charter exercises the office of Executor Administrator, Trustee or Guardian of Es SAFETY DEPOSIT DEPARTMENT. Fire and Bargiar prot>i safety deposi or rent from $4 (JO to $12 00 per year. EDWIN W. ROBERTSON, President A. C. HASKELL, Vice President J. CALDWELL ROBERTSON, 2d Vice President G. M. BERRY,Casbier. FoKruarv X lv When writing mention the Dispatch. THE esraii nmm mi COLUMBIA, S. C. CAPITAL $100,000 00 SURPLUS 30,000 00 > ESTABLISHED 1*71. JAMES WOOD HOW, President. JULlUs WAT KER. Vice President. FROME H. SAWYER. Cashier. DIRECTORS James Woodrow, John A. Crawlord, Jalio9 H Walker, C. Fitzsim toons, W C Wright, W. H. Gibbes John T. Sloan. T. T. Moore, J. L. Mimnaugh, E. S Joynes. rpHlS BANK SOLICITS A SHARE, IF 1 not all, of your business, and will giant every favor consistent with safe and sound banking. I?nnarv 29. 1897 -ly. When writing mention the Dispatch. Saw Mills, Light and Heavy, and Suppiiea. CHEAPEST AND REST. SSi^Ca-t every day; woric 1W hand*. Lombard iron Works and Supply Co., AUGUSTA. GKOitGlA. anuary 27 ? When writing mention the Dispatch. GEORGE BRUITS MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C., JEWELER "d REPAIRER Has a splendid stock of Jewelry, Watches, Clocks and Silverware. A fine line of Spectacles and Eyeglasses to fit every one, all for sale at lowest prices. Bepairs on Watches first class quickly done and guaranteed, at moderate prjf?os 60?tf When writing mention the Dispatch. W. A. REI'hLI.Mi. .A.IESTIST., COLUMBIA, S. C. IS NOW MAKING THE BEST Pictures that can be bad in this country, and all who have never had a real fine pic1 5 ? 1J ? ^ f Kie 1 r? f no ( IUT6, SDQUiU auw liv sumo vj uto xawo* j styles. Specimens cars be seen at his Gal- j ' lerv np stairs, next, to the FJnh When writing mention the Dispatch. BEESWAX WANTED IN LARGE OR SMALL QUANTITIES I WILL PAY THE HIGHEST MARkei price for clean ani pure Beeswax. Price governed by color and condition. RICE B. HARMAN, At the Bozaar. Lexington, S. C. Remember tbat you can always find Dice candies, cakes and fruits, at the [^CMnmwinir?..?.m.. jui . .UI-J.JI Jki-mn ?'^ IfMI - r^pijpfp wW"2P r?1 WOEMI'S | Life.... 1 is hard enough as A it is. It is to her that / U we owe our world, j \\ and everything \ should be made as \ easy as possible for a A- ^ Tl \ her at t&e time of w ? 'J\ \ childbirth. This ^^^7 1 \ is just what mother's 9j _ Friehd will do. It will make baby's coming easy and painless, and that without taking dangerous drugs into the system. It is simply to be applied to the muscles of the abdomen. It I penetrates through the skin carryI mg strength and elasticity with it J It strengthens the whole system and prevents an 01 uie ciiscomiorts 01 pregnancy The mother of a plumb babe in Panama, Mo., says: "I have used Mother's Friend and can praise it highly." Get Mother's Friend at the Drug Store, $1 per bottle. The Bradfield Regulator Co., ATLANTA, GA. Write for our free illustrated book, "Before Baby is Born." M'SWEENEY ADDRESSES THE PEOPLE, Thanks His Friends for the Support Given Him. FullowiDg the receipt of the returns from the first primary election, Governor McSweeney issued the following addresr: To the People of South Carolina: Fully appreciating the large vote I received in the primary on Tuesday as a strong endorsement of my administration, I desire to express to my friends my sincere acknowledg ment for the support given. The battle is to be fought over again be tween Col. Hoyt, the prohibition candidate, and myeeif on Tuesday, September 11. The vote on Tuesday showed that the sentiment of the State is against prohibition by statutory enactment, and in favor of the dispensary as the best solution of the liquor question. While fully persuaded that this is true, yet I do not rest my claims entirely on the liquor question, because there are other issues of as far reaching importance. I have felt it my privilege as well as my duty, to ask my fellow citizens to endorse my administration by giving me a full term, and I have rested my claims on the record of my administration. It has been my earnest endeavor to discharge the duties of the office faithfully and impartially and to follow do lead but that of duty. My efforts have been to give the people a business administration, free from politics, because this is peculiarly a business age. In how far success has crowned my efforts the question is submitted to the business men of the State. There has been good feeling among ail the people of the State and I have contributed what I could as chief executive to that end. There is no reason for our people to bo divided into hostile camps, for such a course would retard the material development and progress of the State. The charge that the dispensary law has not been enforced has been answered fully by me on every stump in South Carolina. It is better enforced than since it Las been on the statute books, and it has been en forced with fewer constables, wi h less expense and without friction or bloodshed. It should be remembered that the charge of non enforcement comes largely from tbose who oppose the law and want to see it overthrown, and who are no more in favor of prohibition than the dispensary, but are endeavoring to use prohibition with which to kill the dispensary. T - tt <-.? o t . fnl ff,r 1 Vie. hpftrt v X ULLt VJcr^.j J support given me by tbe people of the eDtire Statr; and as to Charleston, my desire is that the people of that city shall feel that they are an irn portant part of tbe commonwealth, and Charleston, being the metropolis of the State, her citizens should be in bubiDess and commercial touch with every section in South Carolina. % S \ V I V 1 r4 102O MAIN STI 7jLi Solicits a S! ir J V 11 feel that the support given me in iChaileston aDd Columbia is the support of business men and those who j endose a business administration aEd \ are tired of eternal bickerings and j ' snarlings and captious fault findirg j The educational issue has been over shadowed by that of liquor, and i it is well to say that my record for the common schools and the State ! colleges has always been positive and j for their hearty support. I may say, i incidentally and modestly, that I am ( no recent conveit to the support of the higher educational interest of the I State, but stood there when they needed friends in the senate and house of repiesentatives. I have m:>de no deals but have held myeelf free to follow the path of duty, and rather than have my hands tied by deals and combinations, I I okniil.l nrtfur OUUU1U V I VtVAVMW* In makiDg appointments it has been my endeavor to select men of character and tfficiency. Believing in local self government in all local i matters, the counsel and advice of the senators and representatives from each county have been sought. I believe the people, recognizing the justice and fairness of giving my administration the endorsement I seek, will give me a hand?ome ma-j jority on the 11th of September. My friends should not become over confident, however, because there Is almays daDger in over confidence. If they turn out and vote, success is assured, and aside from my personal interests, it is of the utmost importance that there be a free and firil btilot in the second primary. M. B. McSWEENEY. How is This? "We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for anv case of Catarrh that *- - ~ ... ~ . ,1 cannot be cured by ilaii s uatarrn Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, 0. We the undersigned have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligation made by their firm. West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0. WaldiDg, Rinnan & Marvin, Wolgsale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the sjstem. Price 75c. Der bottle. Sold by dru? gists. Testimonials free. Hall's Family Pills are the best. | WONDERFUL CURE OF DIARRHOEA. I A Prominent Virginia Editor Had Al) most Given Up, but was Brought Back to Perfect Health by Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera ana Diarrhoea Remedy?Read His Editorial. From the Times, Hillstille, V.i. I suffered with diarrhoea for a loDg , time and thought I was past being cured. I had spent much time aDd money and suffered so much misery that I had almost decided to give up all hopes of recovery and await the result, but noticing the advertisement of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea R medy and also some testimonials stating how some wonderful cures had been wrought by this remedy, I decided to try it. After taking a few doses I was en tirely well of that trouble, and I wish to eay further to my readers and f-dlow-suS-rs that I am a hale and hearty man today and f el its well as I ever did in my life.?0 R Moore. Sold by J. E Kaufmann. The Oregon Herself Again. i ? i i Washington, Aug 28 ?Capt. Geo. F. Wilde, commanding the battleship Oregon, today notified the navy de- > partment from Kure, Japan, that the J vetsd, which has been in dock thero i undergoing temporary repairs had i been undocked and wili be ready for , sea iu a week. i volcanic trupiions. Are grand, but Skin Eruptions ! rob life of j iy. Bueklen'a Arnica ; j Salve, cuies than; also Old Running ! ' and Fever Sores, Ulcers, Roils, . ' . j : Fel >ns, Corns, Wart?, Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, Chopped Hands, j i Chilblains. B-st Pile cure on earth, i i ; Drives out PaiDs and Aches. Only j | J j 2o cents a box. Cure guaranteed, j Sold by J E Kaufmaun, Druggist. GLOBE DRY ( ZE3C. 2wI03SrCSZTC IEET, hare of Your Valued 1 The Official Count. I Tbe State Democratic Executive { Committee met in ColumbU Friday and tabulated tbe return of vote9 i polled in tbe recent primary election j for State officers, Congressmen and | j Solicitors with the result pointed be- ' '< low: ; 1 United States Senator. 1 1 B. R. Tillman 73,G79 r _ _ it For Governor. j t McSweeney, 39.097 j 1 Hoyt, 33 833 j Gary, 12,956 j < Patterson, 6,052 j Whitman 491 j ^ For Lieutenant Governor. * SloaD, 16.697 ? Blease, 9.556 j j Winkler, 16,665 ! 4 Livingston, 14.713 | 1 Tillman, 35,389 j \ Fur S ate Treasurer. 1 Timmermab, 44.7*4 * Jennings, 40,444 J * Fur Compti oiler Geneial. I Derbam 00,699 1 Brooker, 21,792 x Fur Supt. of E lucutioia. j c MoMaban, .*>5,331 J J Capers, 3G,480 j For Ad j t. and iDsp. General. ^ Floyd, 76 634 J R)use, 14,230 j Fur Railroad Commissioner. fc W. D. Evans, 21.914 * WbortoD, 16,501 e B B. Evans, 14 610 1 May field, 15,427 J Petligrew, 5,014 t Berry 11.240 a Etheredge, 5,912 t OUllCilUI X ill/Ll UKLU10. 1 Mailer. Thurmond. * Edgefield 289 1,253 } Kershaw 398 1 482 t Richland 1,290 1.4*5 r Lexington..... 1,609 1,355 * Saluda 267 1,517 e c Total 3,844 7,062 * Congressman?Seventh Dist ict. J. Wm. Siokee 13,044 1 In the Congressional contest Elliott in the fiist, Talbert in the second aod Stokes in the Seventh were i reelected without opDosition. s V Iq the third Latimer is reelected, j( defeating Wyche and Yerner by a large majority. * Johnson defeats Wilson in the a fourth. e Finiey defeated Strait in the fifth, ? Scarborough leads Norton i.a the I: sixth, and these two will inaks the t t r 4fp nvpr. MoSweeneyand Hoyt will run the I a race over fur GoverDor. Jim Tillg man and John Sloan will try conclusions again for L'euienant Governor, t W. D. Evans and J. H. Whartcn are c the candidates for Eiilroad Commissioner in the second race. ii Jennings defeated Timmerman for Treasurer. c About IS,COO voters scratched Till man's name out of over 90,000 votee. ^ a Enough said. f e Reduced Rates. t Annual Convention, National Baptist Association, Richmond, Ya, September 12 20, 1900. C On account of this occasion, S iutheru Railway will sell round trip tickets to Richmond. Va. and re'urn, at rate of One First Class Fare for j ^ the round trip, from all points on ifs i s Lines, except from Washington, D | L C and Alexandria, Ya. Tickets will | v be sold September 10th, li b, and i 1 12*h, with fi'/al limit September 2*2, e 19,00 inclusive. a For further aDd detailed inforroa- 11 tion as to lates, reservations, sebed- 0 ules, etc., call upon or write any 1 agent of the Southern Railway o: its j' cOQnectione, or to S. H. Hard wick, ., Asst. Gen. Pass Agent, t 5w43 A'lanta, Gi. ( s No R g'it to Ugliness. The woman who is lovely in face, s form and temper will always tuve j t friend-*, but one who would be at- { t tractive must keep her health. If j i she is weak, sickly and all run down, j (1 she will be neivousaud irritable. If i she has constipation or kidney troub'e, her impure blood will cause pirn- I y pies, blotches, skin eruptions and a j r wretched complexion. Electric B't- j 1 ters is the best m<dicine in the | 1 I J" world to regulate btomach, liver and j j kidneys and to purify the blood It j * gives strong nerves, blight eyee, smooth, vf-lvety skin, rich complex- a ion. It will make a good-looking, t charming woman of a run-down in- ? I s valid. Only 50 cent0, at J. E. Kauf- j t mann's Drug Store. t iOODS GOMF sin\ jtsb.. Patronage. Polite aDd THE PLAGUE OF FLIES. 3nc Stable "Will Keep a Large Neighborhood Supplied. "If you burn insect powder in an old in pan, it will kill mosquitoes," says [Iarvey Sutherland In Ainslee's. "A jersou?I mention no names?tried It to cill flies. It made the house smell like i Fourth of July, though quieter. The lies went about their business, as jsual, and ^ever so much as coughed, rwo or three alighted on the edge of he pan. 'Hello!' said one. 'What's his? Somethin new? Say, where ;vas you yesterday? I was lookiu for rou all over.' It never feazed them. Lavender flowers, they say, will discourage flies. Don't you believe it. L'hey won't do anything of the kind. "At the soda fountains, though, vhere otherwise the sweet slops would ittract flies by the millions, the druggists scatter essence of sassafras. It s rather amusing to watch a fly sail n the door and make for the counter. Lemine see now,' you can almost hear lim say, 'I think I'll take vanilla ice rea'? and then he strikes that sassaTas and cries: 'Pugh! Let me out of lere quick!' Flies do not like sassa Tas at all. It is rather an insistent )erfuuie. and I do not know* that I my;elf should care for it for breakfast, uneheon and diuuer for weeks and veeks, all through flytiine. "Hear the conclusion of the whole natter. The armies of flies are to be liscomtited only by attacking the base >f supplies. It is an old saying that f you kill one fly 40 will come to he funeral. These little skirmishes vitli fly -poison and sticky paper are lseless. To fence ourselves in with icreens is hardly worthy of civilized leople. It is like living in forts be;ieged by savages. It is sometimes ;aid that the old fashioned housekeeptr who is forever cleaning up is bother d with few insect visitors of any kind, .^ut I put up an umbrella against the itortn of indignation sure to break >ver my head by declaring that the uost scrupulous cleanliness will not ivail when there is a stable near. "One stable will keep a large ueigh>orhood amply supplied with flies daily 11 the season. It is possible by throwug the manure, in which they breed, nto a pit and covering it with quick lme to Kin tne eggs ana larvae, uui vliere one man is thus careful 099 will lot take the trouble. So great has ?een the progress of the trolley car, he bicycle and the automobile that very one has confidence in the ability if invention to give us horseless trav1, but we shell look long and look in ain for the day of cowless milk. Till hen we shall have to endure, with Miaraoh of the Exodus, the plague of lies." Hazy Ideas of Scripture. The late Bishop IIow of Wakefield, England, in his "Notebook," gives some j ignificant instances of the hazy ideas i vhich children often obtain from care- i ?ss teachers. One young curate was reproved by ; he vicar for his use of too long words vhile preaching to an uneducated udience. The word "felicity" was aentioued as an instance. The young urate could hardly believe there was ny one in his congregation who did lot know the meaning of this word, so le called an old woman from one of he pews to refute the charge. "What does 'felicity' mean, Mary?" sked the young man. "Please, beant it summat on the inkle of a pig?" she replied. A Sunday school teacher, explaining o a class of working girls the text, j Not with eye service as men pleas- j rs." asked them: "What is eye serv- 1 :e?" and was promptly told, "Service ! q 'igh families." A class of bovs when asked what an rchangel was replied, "An angel that : ame out of the ark." Horace Greeley once said to one cf lis editorial staff: "Write each article ; s If your reader never had heard be- i ore of the subject. Take no kuowl- j dge in him for granted." No better advice could be given to a [ eacher of children in religious mat- i ers. usesfofTdeerskin. j fnldes Who Understand Thoroughly IIow to Tnrn It to Hood Service. Guides and the native hunters of the I Adirondack region have a variety of j ises for the deer they kill. There are i till a good many hunters who know ! iow to tan the deer's hide and a few j iho use as one of the tanning agents : iquid extracted from the brain of the j leer. From the tanned skin many j nicies of use are made. The thick j tide from the neck of an old buck is I xcellent for moccasins, and the art of j noecasin making still lingers here j mong those whose ancestors learned t from the Indians. The men and wonen of French-Canadian extraction > re especially apt in household arts of his sort, learned from the savages, 'heap as factory made gloves are, a e\v women of the region still cut and j titch buckskin gloves. Whole suits of buckskin arc made bv tl,,,cn ii-ii-ti; StllC-tl A[?'l I UIMIICU l?l LIH OU ? uits were once much used by the 1 hnishers, who traveled from one j uountnin farm to another to thrash : he small oats crop of the region. A I mckskin suit is good for a dozen years j f hard usage, ai d with rare will last . lifetime. It is remarkably warm and ! nipervious to wa er. One rarely sees nowadays such a ! nit with the hair on. A garment with i lie hair on to be serviceable must be I node from the skins of deer just com- j ng into the "blue," as the hunters ex- 1 iress it, for then the hair is short, j imootli and tough. Later it is long and irittle. It is necessary, too. if such a nit is to be of uniform color, that it ... mn.l.i fiv.m ero-resnnndincr nnrts of kins from door of about the same a50 j ind shot about the same time. Even if lie law did not stand in the way, it vould be difficult in those times to i ihoot in a single week enough deer i >f the same age to yield the desired j juautity of hide of uniform colort so 1 ANY, IDT ~<f^O-IEIE2, COLUMBIA, 8, [ Prompt Attention, Oct a deerskin suit with the hair on is I rarely seen. One still does see, however, moccasins with hair inside and | out, and very soft, warm, inviting slippers they make. Raccoon skin : now furnishes cheap fur garments in these parts, and winter residents buy or hire overcoats of coonskin to brave the January winds. ' Raw deer hide is used for many j J purposes. It makes excellent thongs 1 for tying articles of one kind or another, good whips and indestructible shoestrings. You may buy in these parts rustic chairs with seats and backs of woven rawhide. The green skin is cut in thin strips, stretched until it is almost translucent, and then woven into a seat. The result is a j comfortable, elastic chair of almost | indestructible material. Deerskins with the imir on are still used ror carpets and mats, though here again, as In the case of the deerskin suits, the skin is not serviceable unless the deer I be shot just at the right season. Nobody Is more fastidious than the Adirondack guide in these little matters. If he cannot have his deerskin coat or carpet just as it should be, he will go without, though he is Indifferent enough as to store clothes and . ordinary household furniture. Out of the marrow from the shank bones of the deer the guides make, by a laborious process, a beautifully clear, sweet oil, which will keep In good condition for years. It is much used by ! Jewelers and watchmakers because of peculiar qualities that exactly lit their , needs. This oil is sufficiently scarce and useful to sell for a high price, i Buekhorn walking sticks are much | commoner in New York than in the ; I Adirondack**. and, indeed, the hunter I of today tinds little use for the antlers j : save ns trophies. A tiny bone of the i j leg furnishes sharp and strong toothpicks for the native hunter, and you | may occasionally see in the houses of guides stools, the legs of which are , those of the deer, carefully cured with the hide and skin. In beauty and use- j | fulness they fall far short of the ex- ; j cedent and durable furniture that [ | guides make from native evergreen i | timber.?New York Sun. At Their Bent. "Y'ou should go to church on SunI day," says a correspondent of the j i Chicago Record, "if you want to see ! | the Nebraska and Dakota families at j I their best. They come in carriages j drawn by fine horses, with well kept i harness. Their faces are tanned, and their hands show evidences of useful employment. The men folk look a little uncomfortable in their store clothes, boiled shirts and starched col- j lars and stand around the entrance > I +/-, Hio oonotnnpir in a cHPF fnnnrofll ! sort of way, but the girls, God bless \ them! are just as much at home and quite as able to take care of them- j selves in one place as another. Somehow or another the prettiest ones always sing in the choir. That phenomenon remains unexplained. In the j Sunday school old and young, large | and small, gather for Bible study an | hour after the morning service, and ; everybody seems to know as much j about theology as politics." Mitlsnmmer Attire In London. Men have become much more liberal minded about dress of late years. Who a few years ago would have dared to walk about the park in white duck trousers? Even now they give one a start One thinks for a moment a t'hristv minstrel has straved in amone us by accident. At the Eton and Harrow match a very smart society man appeared in a straw hat. He looked cool but conspicuous.?London Outlook. Xo, Xo! Not For Spite! For Love. When Lady Randolph Churchill went : to England as a bride, she found a 1 fierce rival and opponent in Mrs. West. 1 Lady Randolph Churchill hit upon a fine scheme for revenge. She married Mrs. West's son, who is 24 years her Junior, and she did it to spite her old rival.?Atchison Globe. ONE MEAL A DAY. Pronounced n Secret of Human Health nnd Happiness. It is by no means impossible that | the newest world lecturer will allude I to the delays of the siugle meal re- ' form. The one meal a day plan was successfully practiced by some 80,000.- I 000 men of the healthiest, wealthiest and most intelligent nations of an- | tiquity for nearly 1.000 years. No unprejudiced observer can deny ' * - ** ? 1 * A ? 1.. I 9 P r\ 1 inai ror tne vast jiaintm; vi uui icr low men there Is no other practicable < way to live up to tbe principle of the sanitary maxim. "Never to eat till we have leisure to digest." Nine out of ten laborers have to hurry from the breakfast table to their daily work and cannot count upon more than a few minutes of afternoon meal rest. The same in rolling r ills, shipyards, railway yards, workshops and schoolrooms. Less than a year's time would suffice to give the one meal habit the force of a second nature, and those who would like to form an idea of its universal observance during the classic period of antiquity should rend Peter P.ayle's dissertation on "Domestic Life In Athens and Rome" or I)e Quincey's humorous essay, published In the second volume of miscellanies under the title. "Dinner. Real and Reputed." There would be time for play, for rending, for the enjoyment of art ana j entertaining conversation. Sunstrokes would be known only from the traditions of insanitary barbarism. The granger's youngsters would get afternoon sports enough to think life on a farm decidedly worth living. No after dinner martyrdom would tempt truants, housekeeping drudgery would be lessened two-thirds. ? Felix M. Oswald, M. D., In Health Culture. FisbiDg tactile ol ttli klLids, CftDes, bobs, artificial biit, lines, bocks, etc. Call and see them at the Bazaar. | I ober I3tf WILD BOYISH THICKS CRAZY PRANKS PERPETRATED BY ^ULLtbt D I UUtlN I A Cart Loaded With Bricks That Posed on the Roof of Harvard Memorial Hall?A Weird Decoration " For a Statae of Jastlce. "In all ages," said the man who observes, "boys have been boys, and if at times their play may smack of brutality, at others it is amusing and even clever. Some years ago at Harvard a cart containing bricks broke down in front of Memorial hall. It being then late, the driver left it there for the night. The next morning, securely resting on the ridge of the roof of Memorial hall, was that self same load of bricks, although how it got there is to this day a mystery. The scuttle to the roof was far too small to admit the body of the cart. On the other hand, the cart was too heavy. It seemed, to have been pulled up by hand from the outside, and besides neither wall nor roof showed any sign of its passage. Yet there it was, and there it remained until at considerable expense to pockets and temper the college authorities had it removed and restored to its clamoring owner. 'The preparatory school to which I went was in a small country Tillage. A tire was looked ui>oii as a great affair and was attended by the students in a body. Once there our custom war. to bur! ribald remarks and advice at the various firemen by name. To get even it was their habit, at unexpected moments, to turn the hose upon us. A few duckings taught us caution, and we at length were usually able to scamper away without u wetting. "One bitter winter afternoon we gathered at a fire ami engaged in our usual occupation of baiting the foremen. At length they tried to reach us with the hose, but having anticipated the move we were without its range. But unnoticed behind us had been standing the principal of the school. On his august person the stream of water descended like an avenging fate, and before *tbe panic stricken firemen could turn It away l^e was wet to his respectable skin. The water froze as it struck, and we were presently gazing upon a human Icicle. "At length we recovered sufficiently to go to his aid and, wrapping him lu conts. arove mm rapiniy 10 uis home, during which the entire school shook In its shoes, while the wretched firemen were for resigning in a body. But be was a thorough good fellow, and beyond a few words as to the wrong we were doing In interfering with a public servant in the discharge of his duty he allowed the incident to pass by unnoticed. "The town hall was one of those hideous and bleak structures so common In the New England towns of 20 years ago. where the only attempt at decoration was a funereal cupola in the exact center of the roof, on top of which was a large figure of Justice. To the horror of the selectmen the town awoke one morning to gaze upon a transfigured Justice. A light blue crinoline skirt and red shawl enwrapped her figure, and she looked coquettishly out from beneath the shadow of an immense poke bonnet. As a particularly happy thought, she was weighing two babies in the scales. "Then came an awful row. The town had no hook and ladder truck, without the aid of which no one could be found to remove the garments. The nearest hook and ladder company was 12 miles distant and required not only permission of the town council but the expenditure of cash to bring it over. The selectmen declared that as it was manifestly a trick of the students the faculty should pay. The faculty firmly refused, holding that there was do proof that such was the case. For ten days the controversy raged, and then the selectmen gave way and paid for the hook and ladder truck. The day the hook and ladder company was to come a storm sprang up which lasted for three days. When the goddess was finally stripped of her clothing. the dyes had run. and she emerged tinted with ail the colors of the rainbow She had to be painted afresh, the selectmen footiug the cost with sullen faces. "The secret was successfully kept as to how the goddess was decorated. The night previous to the occurrence there had been a show in the town hail. When it was over, the captain nf tim f/^nthai! tonin and two fellow conspirators had sneaked beneath the baize fronted stuge. Wbeu all was quiet, they had ascended to the roof. Once there one end of a lo^g rope had been attached to the captain's waist and the other to that of one of the others. The third man accompanied the climber to the base of the figure with the bundle of clothes. The skirt and babies were easily placed, but the shawl and bonnet came as harder work, the figure rocking fearfully on j its base. The idea of the rope was that In case the dresser fell be would be saved from rolling to the ground. | If such an accident had happened, j when he bounded from the sloping , sides of the roof he undoubtedly would I have carried the football captain to the J ground wltb him. They didn't think j of this, however, and it gave them a i greater feeling of safety."?New York Tribune. A Sare Sign. When a young lady begins to manifest au interest In the arrangement of a young man's cravat, his bachelor days are numbered. It is tlurn to begin to hoard money.-Collier's Weekly. It Is the humble man that advances. He recoguizcs his imperfections ami strives to Improve. His progress is the result of his knowledge of self. | The vain, conceited, arrogant man tcands still. Pay your dues to the Dispatch. NEW SUPERSTITIONS. Don't Count the Star*?Eacoaras* the Bluebottle Fly. I thought I kuew all the superstitions which belong to the ohl fashioned Washington "mammy"?alas, how seldom we see her nowadays?but Wednesday evening taught me something I had never heard before. It was in Franklin park, and the air was so warm and soft and the scen'^of the flowers so bemiiliner that maminv had kept her small charge out much later than usual. A few pale stars were beginning to twinkle in the primrose sky as the two of them set off home. "Oh, mammy!" said the child, a little girl of 4 or 5, "look how many stars. 1 can count one, two, three, four"? She counted no more, for mammy, who was several paces behind, ran forward and shook her by the shoulder. "Looky here, chile; looky here," I heard her say, "don't you never let me hear you do that again. Countin the stars in the el'ment! Countin the stars in the el'ment! Why, you'll bring misfortune on all your family. It's dang'est thing you kin do. Countin the stars in the el'ment! Don't you dare to do It again, chile." Speaking of superstitions, I heard another one, too, last week?one which may be as old as the hills to you, but It's brand new to me. One of my women friends has been spending several weeks in one of the hospitals in the city. She hasn't been really ill most of the time, or at least not ill enough to f be content to lie still and do nothing without grumbling. Grumble she did, and one fine morning the burden of her grumbling was that none of her friends had been to see her for four whole days. When she had grumbjed about that long enough, she began to fret about a big fly which was buzzing about her room. The nurse came in several times, and it seemed to the sick woman that instead of trying to drive the fly out she carefully avoided disturbing it. At length the invalid could endure it no longer. "If you don't drive that fly out," she said, "I shall go screaming mad." "That fly?" asked the nurse. "Don't you want him here? Does he annoy; you?" "He drives me wild," said the patient. "If you don't put him out, you'll have to put me in a padded cell." The nurse shooed the harmless, buzz- * ing thing out "I'm sorry he bothered you," sue said. "If you had let him stay, you'd have been sure to have visitors before night A bluebottle fly always brings visitors, and if you drive him away you drive your friends away. It never fails." And sure enough, not a single visitor , came to cheer the sick woman all that lonely day. She had chased them away with the fly.?Washington Post Golf and Guttapercha. It is claimed that so much guttapercha is used in the manufacture of golf balls that there isn't enough left in the market to supply what is needful for the new Pacific cable. Just think of it! In order that an army of wild eyed enthusiasts may foozle and stymie and put It on the green an improvement of worldwide importance must stand still, two continents will remain unlinked, and countless thousands are made to wait for weary weeks for news that otherwise might be flashed beneath the sea in as many minutes! Could anything better illustrate the importance and the tightness of the hold the game has secured upon the public? It is enough to make a golfer swell with importance every time he swings his cleek over a new ball to reflect that he is putting another clog on the wheel of progress. But all fevers run their course. When the golf craze wanes, we can save up the guttapercha and make the cable.? Cleveland Plain Dealer. Why He Is Third. Not a few readers of the newspapers must have been puzzled by the fact that the new king of Italy calls himself and is called "Vittorio-Imanuele III." As the existing kingdom of Italy has hitherto had only two kings in all, and as one of them was named Umberto, it was natural to ask how this one could be the third bearer of the first king's name. The explanation lies In the circumstance that, before the creation of modern Italy, the present king's grandfather was king of Sardinia, and he was the second Victor Emmanuel to bear that title. lie did not change It on assuming the more spacious throne, and the curious result is that Italy calls her first Victor Emmanuel her second and her second her third.? New York Times. He Invented the "Gortrnor," Robert W. 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