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< BEST ADVERTISING MEDIUM \ ?IN? Western South Carolinaw BATES REASONABLE. POPTION $1 PER ANNUM UNTM?A SPECIALTY, = to buy a pair of Two ! Dollar Shoes that look ! I as well as a $3.50 pair, vaii nan Hp cnrp clip will y 11 an in iiiiii? ?iiwiimm minim I - II i i ma 111? hm?iii m 111 ii hi " ??jr>r?i II The Lexington dispatch. Jt Bepresentatiue newspaper. Gouers Lexington and the Borders of the Surrounding Bounties Lihe a Blanhef. 'VOL. XXX. LEXIXGTOX, S. C., WEDNESDAY, .J A MARY 4. 1900. AO. <S OLOBE DRY GOODS COMPAKY, tit r"W. X3T. ^CO^TOKZTOXT, TZE3., !?s\^V J ^VTeso MAIN STREET, COLUMBIA, S. C? Mjjl ' "in ,J=<="F^tKj Solicits a Share of Your Valued Patronage. Polite and Prompt Attention. 1$ IVTl^ 3 T . October 13?tf f I* V/U VUU K/V V/ V A * V IT AAA I (j do it if she buys them j from LEVER, THE SHOE MAN. t L BfcaaSlafe - P118BBB . I; -* You will do well to see these before buying. They are soft, fit well,, are durable and stylish Lace or button. AIL i styles. LEVEE, THE SHOE MAN, if 1603 Main Street COLUMBIA, S. C. j September 20 - 6m. t? FRUIT TREES V That Grow and Bear Frnif. KHfkJsm Write for our 60 page illustrated Catalogue and 40 oage pamphlet. ''How to ^ Plant and Cultivate an Or-hard." Gives you that inrormaiion you have so long 'Ki^USk wanted: tells you all about :<gf those big red npples. lueious ymaW peaches, and Japan plums with their oriental sweetness. A all of which you have often wondered where the trees came from that produced EVERYTHING GOOD IN FRUITS. Unusal fine st^ckof SILVER MA PLES. you ng.th rifty tr ees smooth and strai - ht. the kind that live and grow olT well. No old. rough trees. This is The most rapid growing maple and one of the most beautiful shade trees. Write for prices and give ' list of wants. J. Tan Lindley Nursery Co., Pomona, N. C. \mmrn _J MDAWAl OF 80UTH CAROLINA State, City & County Depository COLUMBIA, & C. ; Capital Paid in Fall $150,000 0C Surplus. 35,000.00 Liabilities of Stockholders 150,000.00 $335,000.00 SAVINGS DEPARTMENT. Interest at the rate of 4 per centum per an nam paid on deposits in this departm ent TRUST REP Alt 1MENT. This Bunk under special provision of its charter exercises the office of Executor, Administrator, Trustee or Guardian of Es tates. SAFETY DEPOSIT DEPARTMENT. Fire and Burglar proof safety deposit I for rent from $4 00 to $12 CO per year. EDWIN W. ROBERTON, President, A. C. HASKELL, Vice President i* J. CALDWELL ROBERTSON, 2d Vice President G. M. BERRY,Cashier. February 12?ly. THE 6IR1U llWm Bill COLUMBIA, S. C. U--' CAPITAL $100,000 00 SURPLUS 30,000 00 i established 1871. JAMES WOOD ROW, President t JULIUS WALKER. Vice Pres dent ' ; " JEROME H. SAWYER, Casbier. DIRECTORS? James Weodrow, John A. r Crawford, Jolias h. Walker, C. Fitzsinumons, W. C. Wright W. h. Gibbes. John T. Sloan, T. T. Moore, J. L. Mim* naugh. E. S. Joynes. This bank solicits a share, if not all, of your business, and will . grant every favor consistent with safe and sound banking. January 29, 1897?ly. Saw Mills, Light and Heavy, and Supplies. CHEAPEST AND BEST. BTCrt every day; work 180 hands. ' Lombard Iron Works and Supply Co., AUGUSTA, GKQKG1A. January 27? GEORGE BRUITS ' MAIN ST., COLUMBIA, S. C., JEWELER '"d REPAIRER JTma m af/v>V nf -Tawalrv. Watcher. i mn ce vyivwvuu w. ^ , -- , Clocks and Silverware. A fine line ol I Spectacles and Eyeglasses to fit every one, all for sale at lowest prices. I Be pairs on Watches first class 1 quiokly done and guaranteed, at moderate prices. 50?tf. W. A. RECKLING, iiBT^ST, COLUMBIA, 8. C., IS NOW MAKING THE BEST PICtores that can be bad in this country, and all who have never had a real fine picture, should now try some of bis latest styles. Specimens can be seen at bis Gal* Ury, up stairs, next to the Hub. ? Schurman and the Philippines. Interesting Article on America's Larg3 Responsibilities, The Catholic Rule in Luzon?Mis- j sionaries Confuse the Heathen. ; Honesty Must be Pi acliced?Urges Establishment of Civil Government New York, December 27.?The Independent for the current week will contain an article by Jacob G. Schurman. President of Cornell University and Chairman of the United States Commission to the Philippines, entitled "Our Duty to the Philippines." The following is an abstract: "We have 40 to 50 tribes to civilize, and seven or eight of these tribes have some 300,000 members each. On the Island of Luzon there is one tribe of a million and a half people who speak one language as totally distinct from the other languages as Spanish is from English. Another tribe cn ihe same island,, numbering about 600,000, is as distinct from the others in language and characteristics as i they are from the Spaniards them selves. Then on the great island of Mindanao there are many tribes that are entirtly different from each other. In Sulu archipelago we come to another class of natives, about whose custom of slavery so much has been said recently. These are Mohammedans, while in Luzon the natives are all Catholic Christians. ' The priests have ruled in Luzon so long that their influence is widespread, and the natives know, of no other form of Christianity. The Roman Catholic church has been established three for SCO years, and the archipelago was really governed by the priests and not by the Spanish civil or military commanders. Of the $13,500,000 raised on the island annually, about $1,500,(00 was used for the church's support. Each small church would receive about $500 for its support and the priest an allowance of S300. We must credit the church with having done a great deal of good work among the natives. We must reckon with those facts when we send missionaries to tha Philippines. ' Missionaries are needed in the islands, and I hope they will be sent therein large numbers. There is plenty of work for them to do, and I hope they will go, with a complete understanding of the situation, to accomplish good. They must realize that they are contending with a Catholic educated population that knows nothing sbout the fine differences between Protestant sects and denominations. Therefore it wou^d be highly impolite to send, missidnaries of different denominations to confuse the minds of the people. I do hope that when we do send the missionaries we will decide beforehand on one form cf Protestant Ufiiistianity Sena onjy one tjpe 01 missionary. The Filipinos will then have Catholic Christianity and Protestant Christianity presented to them so they can make their choice. We have no adequate idea how confusing to the simple minds of an uncivilized people the different forms of Protestant faith appear. The Chinese, who perhaps are more intelgent than the Filipinos, regard our d.fferent denominations a8 so many different religions. "I think the Island of Mindanao is a mo? j prominent field for missioraries to began their work in tl an Luzon. The ufiuence of the CatLolic church has not been extended to Mindanao, and the simple natives would more readily accept the type of faith which the Americans would teach them. It is possible that it would be dangerous to send missionaries to the interior of this island at present, but as conditions become more settled and the Americans aie locked upon with a more fiiendly feeling, this place will be a rich field for the American missionary. AVe owe it to the Filipinos to give them the best in cur religion as well as in our education. "I believe the fighting in the Philippines is nearly over, and our armies now fighting in northern Luzon | will soon be required only to keep j down the baDdits. The organized army has disappeared, and with it | we might say the whole insurrection, j Most of the leaders of the insurrection have been dispersed or have been won over* to our side. "I do not say that all the insui ! gfnt leaders were dishonest. I believe that many who fought againsi the Americans were animated by the highest loyalty of independence. I think probably Aguinaldo is one of this class, and that be is an honest man. I "One reason for the stubborn opposition to our occupation of the islands was a legacy of suspicion and hatred of the white man which Spain bequeathed to us. The Filipinos know the white race only by one specimen. Spain to them represents the whole world of Europeans?the whole white race?and ber authori- ; ties made promises repeatedly to / them and broke them. They will not today trust Americans or Spaniards or any other Europeans. Nor is it strange that they distrust the prom C* - %r ?? . ises of the Americans. This distrust of the white race is one cf the prob" lems that will require years of labor to overcome. You cannot overcome it with words. It must be dissipated by actual works: they must have ocular demonstration that the words of the Americans can be relied upon. Not until then will they begin to believe us. Consequently I have urged it on Congress and the President to set up civil government in the Philippines just as soon as the military condition warrants it. A simple government is what is needed and every province should have it so they can learn the meaning of our promises and intentions. The President is in possession of the fullest information about the needs and condition of the islands and he can judge better than we can what is the best thing to do. But as soon as a province is subdued some civil gov eminent should be set up so that its ' operations before their eyes will teach them of its benefits. "I regret that the Americans allowed the saloon to get a foothold on islands. That has hurt the Americans more than anything else, and the spectacle of Americans drunk awakens disgust in the Filipinos. We suppressed the cock fight there and permitted the taverns to flourish. One emphasized the Filipino fruility and the other the American vice. I have never seen a Filipino drunkard. "In Manila, which is really a cosmopolitan city, in Iloilo and oth.r cities of the islands, you will find educated Filipinos who are bright and pleasiDg to meet socially. It is a good thing that we have such a nuclus of education to begin with. The great massee, of course, are ignorant, but the one good thing in their favor is that they have thirst for knowledge. With good American schools on the islands, the leven of general education will produce results for the masses that will develop the race rapidly. The Filipinos have many other good characteristics. They are honest by nature, and show it in their dealings, although suspecicus of the white man. "They need roads out there and their construction is the first necessity when peace is restored to the is lands. Then after that should come the schools. Let these be established and the missionaries tr*mitted to the province and success is assured. "But one thing I wish to empha- ; size more than another point that 1 I have dwelt upon. We must make J an honest civil service a permanent j institution on the islands. Spain es- | tablished the spoils system, and the j corruption which has followed from it has made three centuries of evil government for the people, and fioally resulted in her own overthrow. The best man in the Uoited States is none too good to go to the Philippines as Governor General. He must mete out justice to all, and to teach the Filipinos by his decisions a d example that he is their friend. By sending: out such a man we will sue- } ceed, but if we send an ordinary political appointee we shall fail. I am confident that the right man will be sent, and then our experiment will be a national success.'1 - . Volcanic Eruptions Are grand, but Skin Eruptions rob life of j jy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve, cures them; also Old Running and Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns, Warts, Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, Chapped Hands, Chilblaius. Best Pile cure on earth. Drives out Pains and Aches. Only 21 cents a box. Cure guaranteed. Sold by J K Kaufmaun, Druggist. ' Sailors of the Maine. Bodies of 151 Victims Taken to Arlington?The Barial Today. Washington, Dec. 27.?The remains of 151 sailors, killed at the time the Maine was destroyed, arrived here this morning over the Chesapeake and Ohio railroad in a special train of six cars. They were escorted by a guard of honor com-: posed of 12 men from the battleship j Texas, including among them one of the members of the original Maine ! m r-<t rni ;? ? ' crew, lerry onea. j.ue iemnua i were conveyed to Rosslin, Va., op- j posite the District line, and there j were transferred to wagon9 belonging to the quartermaster's department, which removed them to the ; burial site in Arlington cemetery, ; The caskets have been placed in J open hospital tents, and the guard j of honor will b9 maintained over j them until they are buried tomorrow, i The exercises will be as simple as j possible. The president and tLe members of the cabinet and a num- ! ber of naval officers are expected to attend the funeral ceremonies. The navy department today order- j ed a sufficient number of wreaths | made of galax leaves to enable one I - - - - , V . I to be placed upon eacn casser. FEW CAN BE IDENTIFIED. Tho body of Frederic C. Holzer, j on ordinary seamaD, is the only one j which will not be buried at Arling- ; ton cemetery tomorrow. The bcdy of Holzer has been shipped to New j Yoik, where it will be received by i his relatives. About 30 requests I were received by the navy depart- j ment for the bodies of the victims j of the Maine disaster, but in only : ten of these cases had the bodies been identified. The other 20 were either in the list of unidentified deed or among the bodies not recovered. Owing to the confusion in which the graves were found when the dead were disinterred at Habana the department has reluctantly decided not to extend to the relatives and friends of the other nine positively identified I bodies the privilege of burying the remains at home. Of the 151 bodies which are to be ; buried at Arlington tomorrow, 63^ were identified at the time of their intermfnt in Colon cemetery. Ninty- j seven of the bodies to be interred tomorrow were never identified. Sacrificed to Blood Poison, j Those who have never had Blood Poison can not know what a desperate condition it can produce. This terrible disease which the doctors are totally unable to cure, is communicated from one generation to another, inflicting its taint upon countless inn jcent ones. Some years ago I was inoculated with poison ' by a nurse who infected my babe with blood taint. The little one was unequal to the struggle. i and its life was yielded up to the fearful poison, (p i For six long years 1 suf- 7 fered untold misery. I KgSn was covered with sores ^ and ulcers from head to r7 ffu ! foot, and no language can express my feelings **j-S of woe during those long ! to no^purpose. The mercury and potash seemed to add fuel to th< j awful flame which was devouring me. I wai advised by friends who had seen wonderful cures made by it. to try Swift's Specific. We j got two bottles, and I felt how again revive in j my breast?hope for heoltli and happinesj again. I improved from the start, and a com- j plete and perfect cure was the result. S. S. S. j is the only blood remedy which reaches des- i perate cases. Mrs. T. \V. Lee. Montgomery, Ala. Of the many blood remedies, S. S. S. is the only one which can reach deep- | seated, violent cases. It never fails to cure perfectly and permanently the , most desperate cases which are beyond the reach of other remedies. S.S.S.rfhe Blood is purely vegetable, and is the only | blood remedy guaranteed to contain no mercury, potash, or other mineral. 'Valuable books mailed free by Swift Specific Company, Atlanta, Georgia. " Jos Jefferson's Nap, A good story is told of an evperi * n nroa f i ence 01 cjocjepu utrucio^ui tuv actor. A numb3r of years ago he played a one night engagement in a emdl Indiana town, appearing iu his favorite part of Rip Van Winkle ! In the hotel at which he stoppfd was an Irishman ''recently landed," : who acted as porter and general asisstant. Judged by the de<p and serioi s interest which he took in the house, he might have been clerk, lessee and proprietor rolled into one. j At about (i o'clock in the morning i ! Mr Jefferson was startled by a violent thumping on his door. When he struggled into consciousness and realized that he had left no "call" O'der at the office he was naturally i very indignant. But his sleep was spoiled for that morning so he arose and soon after appeared before the clerk. "See here," he demanded of that individual, ".vhy was I called at this unearthly houi?"' ' I don't know, sir,-' answered the eleik, "I'il ask Mike." The Irishman wa3 summoned. Said the clerk: ' Mike, there was no call for Mr. Jefferson. Why did you disturb him?" Taking the clerk by the lapel of the coat the Hibernian led him to one side and said, in a mysterious whisper: "He was snoring loike a horse, sor, and Oi'd heard the bjs saying as bow he were onct afther shlaping for twinty year3, so Oi says to meself, ses Oi, 'Moike, its a cooming onto him agaiD, and its yer juty to gifc the crayther out o? yer house instantlj!" His Lift Was Saved. Mr. J. E. Lilly, a prominet citizen of Hannibal. Mo , lately had a wonderful deliverance from a frightful J 1 L TA ?111if KA 4?T ueaiLi. iu icuiug ui iu uu o?jc. jl was taken with Typhoid Fever, that run into Pneumonia. My lungs became hardened. I was so weak I couldn't even sit up in bed. Nothing helped me. I expected to soon die of Consumption, when I heard of Dr. King's New Discovery. One bottle gave great relief. I continued to use it, and now am well and strong. I can't eay too much in its praise.'' This marvellous medicine is the surest and quickest cure in the world for all Throat and Lung Trouble. Regular sizes 50 cents and $1 00. Trial bottles free at J. E. Kaufmann's Drug Store; every bottle guaranteed. The Cashier's Mistake. "Um! Yes! Singular!'' he said, as he stood at the cashier's desk in the restaurant and and felt in his pockets. "Been robbed, I suppose?'' sneered the cashier. ''Perhaps. Let's see. Did I chaDge my pantaloons?"' "0, of coursf!" "I guess I did, and left all my money in the other pair." "Say, that's too old to go down here, mistei! I want GO cents." "Yes?yes; but you see?" "I sea a dead beat; but who'll get a good kicking if ha doesn't hand over the cash." "Mercj! but you don't take me for a dead beat, I hope!" "Sixty cents!" "But I've left my money." "Sixty cents, or you get the bounct!" "I'd go out and borrow it." "0 nc! Hand it over or the kicker will take charge of you. "Let's see! Did I change my clothes? Yes, I did. But?" "No buts about it. I want GO ?t,'*' ecu IC. "Bat I must have slipped some money in my hind pocket. Ah, so I did, and here it is." And he fished up a great wad, tossed the cashier a fifty-dollar bill, and while waiting for his change shook bands with two bankers and drew his check for $5,003 to settle a red estate transaction. The cashier is still in bed, and the doctor says it is a very serious case. Bismark's Iron Nerve. AY is the result of his splendid health. Indomitable will and tremendous energy are not found where Stomach, Liver, Kidneys and Bowels are out of order. If you want these qualities and the success they bring, t*" * \' t Tvii_ mi use Vl'. JtviDg s ^ew uueiriiis. J-uey develop every power of brain and body. Only 25 cents, at J. E Kaufraanu's drug store. Purchases of mules in America for the use of the British government seems likely to upset the calculations of American live stock men. It is said orders have been received to purchase 10,000 more animals. Almost this number has already been shipped from southern points. absolutely 1 Makes the food more de RQYAl BAKINQ PQV. 2Tote3 and Comments. Under American sod now sleep the Maine martyrs. Greenville ha9 recently experienced two small fire3 in one day. The produce Exchange Trust of New York, has been reorganized. A bloody civil war is raging among the natives of Kiriwani, New Gui nea. In many Dutch provinces in South Africa the entire population has joined the Boers. It is reported that an organization has been perfected in this country to aid the Boers. Columbia has another wholesale grocery store. It was opened on January 1st, by W. A. Johnson & Co. The German press is willing that England shall'have a small foothold in Africa to remind her cf her decaying power. It is said that the fortifications of Ladysmith can withstand any attack and the food supply will last the city two months. Capt. Russoe of the Italian steamer Etna, has been fined $5,000 for coming into an American port without a bill of health. About twenty playmates of a Columbia youth enjoyed a novelty in the shape of a "pumpkin party'' on Christmas afternoon. Mrg. Nat Gist, a well known society lady of Newberry, died rather suddenly at her home in Charlotte, N. C , on December 2G. The consolidation of the Florida Central and Peninsular and the Southbound Railway has been authorized by the stockholders. One white man and two negroes were killed in a race riot at Ridgeland, Charleston county, which followed a Christmas celebration. The Saluda Advocate is of the opinion that "If Saluda will invest as much money in religion as she does in liquor next year's taxes will be lighter." The privy council of England has issued a proclamation warning British subjects against giving comfort to her majesty's enemies under penalty of death. Three white men have been arrest ed in Augusta, Ga., on suspicion of having robbed several post offices in Georgia and committing many robberies in South Carolina. At the suggestion of Adjutant General Corbin a subscription list has been started in Jacksonville, Fla , to lift the mortgage off the home of the late General Lawton in San Francisco. The minutes of the last session of the South Carolina Press Association has been issued. The quill drivers and pencil pushers are looking forward to a pleasant trip to Cuba sometime in February. Reports from all over the State | show that numbers of people were j more or less severely injured during the Christmas holidays by the premature explosion of what is commonly called "cannon crackers.M England has brave Generals in South Africa who have a reputation for hard and gallant lighting earned and sustained on many a hotly ctntested field. What they need is a sufficient number of soldiers to exo cute their plans. It is surmised that Great Britian is preparing to patrol our cost to watch American vessels which have been reported for violating the rnutrility laws in carrying contraband of war to a nation with which Eng land is at war. Eugland will hardly j take such an unwise step. Bailer's soldiers are said to have faith in him and are resolved to vindicate hitu in the nest battle. The Boers, however, will have somsthing to say to this when it occurs, and j will doubtless object to a vindication I other than another ambush. i j baking* klu Powder Pure ilicious and wholesome *SER CO., NEW YORK. _ I Oscar and James, the young son9 of Mr. W. D Roberts, of the Rich! land MiH in Columbia, have runaway from home and their father is anxious to learn of their whereabouts. The last heard from them they were maling their way toward Augusta. j Colonial possessions are expensive to any government and will ultimately work the downfall of any government that undertakes such a policy. This has been the experience of nations in the past and there is no reason why it shall not continue to be so in the future. On December 27, there was much excitement at Fort White, Fla , ovtr a rumor that the negroes had threatened to burn the town. The whites slept on their arms fully prepared to meet any emergency. Fortunately the negroes acted on second thought and a conflict, which would have been < disastrous to the blacks, was happily , averted. . j Reports from Honolula are to the ; effect that the bubonic plague is raging in the capital of Hawaii, consequently a number of United States transports from Manila, which stop- ' ped in the port of Honolula, were held in quarantine at San Francisco ' 11 f_. i il. n.n._ upon meir arrivui iu lue \jroiuen Gate. The people of San Francisco are in a state of wild excitement 1 over a probable outbreak of the dis I ease there. The plague is also ram- I pant in India, China and Japan. t A syndicate of New York capital- * ists has agreed to back an inventor to the amount of $30,000 with which ] to build a small boat on the corkscrew t plan, with the further understanding that if it demonstrates its ability on a commercial scale to approxi- , mate the speed the models have reached, that of crossing the ocean ( in seventy hours, the syndicate would furnish sufficient capital to build a ( mail boat. The Director of the Mint contends , fhnt, thfl lfttfi mnnetarv strin<?encv WMWWW ? ? ? " ^ O ?/ was solely the result of speculation. , If thisbeso, then itis strong argument for the repeal of the 10 per cent, tax on State banks of issue so that they can issue money to meet just such an emergency and effectually prevent specu- 1 lation in the future in the currency ' of the country to the injury of every class of business. The funeral of Evangelist Moody, 1 who recently died, was very large and was attended by many promi- 1 nent laborers in the Christian field. { 1 2To Bight to Ugliness. i The woman who is lovely in face, j form and temper will always have t friends, but one who would be at- ] tractive must keep her health. If she is weak, sickly and all run down, she will be nervous and irritable. j If she has constipation or kidney trouble, her impure blood will cause pimples, blotches, skin eruptions and a wretched complexion. Electric , Bitters is the best medicine in the world to regulate stomach, liver and * j kidneys and to purify the blood. It ] I mvea fitrnnrr nerves, brieht eyes, * | fa o / i smooth, velvety skin, rich complex- 1 ion. It will make a good-looking, | charming woman of a run-down in- 1 ! valid. Only 50 cents at J. E. Kauf- * I mann's Drug Store. * < A Sttious Complication. i In the mountainsof east Tennessee < I ' I the natives, or rather the lower cir- , j cle of natives, take many liberties , | with the queen's English. A physi-1 I cian who practices in that region tells of an incident illustrative of this. He had a patient who was being j nursed by a friend. One day the i doctor called and said to the nurse: 1 ''Well, Jim, bow is 13.11?"' "Bill air mighty bad today, doc," ! Jim responded. "His whole nerv; ous system seem to be in a perfect j strategy." ? I A full line of the vertical system of copy books, together with other school supplies, just received at the Bazaar. ^ ADVERTISING RATES. Advertisements will be inserted at the rate ol 73 cents per square of one inch s,vace for first insertion, and 50 cents per inch for each subsequent insertion. Liberal contracts made with those wishing to advertise for three, six and twelve months. Notices in the local column 5 cents per line each insertion. Obituaries charged for at the rate of one cent a word, wLen they exceed 100 words. Marriage notices inserted free. Address G. M. HARMAN, Editor and Publisher. Dots and Dashes. When one builds castles in the air4 b a 1 aat?am /Ml i 4 U/i 4m/mi1\1 ann uu leaves uui iuo uuuuica. Take care of your health while you ^ have it, not after it is gone. Let disease come as they will, Take Life of the Liver and bo healthy still; Pleasant to take, unlike a pill, Regulates the system and cures every ill. Man imposes on woman, but she always thinks he doesn't mean it. On December 80, the shipment of gold amounted to $3,000,000. A few doses of Dr. M. A. Simmons ( Liver Medicine will do more for a -jM Weak Stomach than a prolonged course of any other medicine. We cannot pick out the Lord's own by looking over the church reg- ister. The man who never tracks mud into the house is usually meddlesome in the kitchen. x' If Gloomy and Nervous, and looking on the dark side of things, take a few do9es Dr. M. A. Simmons Liver Medicine, and the gloom will disappear. If Irritable, Out of Sorts, Depressed in Spirits, have a Doll Headache, take a few doses Dr. M. A. Simmons Liver Medicine for quick relief. Slumber not in the tents of your fathers. The world is advancing. Advance with it. God never made a law without also making a penealty for its violation. The modern and most effective cure for constipation and all liver troubles?the famous little pills known as DeWitt's Little Early Risers. J. E. Kaufmann.. Angels weep on the day a young man begins to spend more money than he can make. Suffering is one of the prices of life. It is the device of God to test humankind. "Women's Complexions depend for heauty upon Digestion. Dr. M. A. Simmons Liver Medicine Regulates ;he Stomach, Liver and Kidneys and ecure9 the blessings of good Digestion. There is nothing that sweetens a bitter heart so surely or so quickly is prayer. If men could only see the loathsomeness of their evil deeds they would shudder at the sight of them. Lewis Dennis, Salem, Ind , says, 'Kodol Dyspepsia Cure did me more ! good than anything I ever took." It digests what you eat and cannot belp but cure dyspepsia and stomach I troubles. J E. Kaufmann. Slowboy?<;I am going to kiss you tonight when I go." Miss Willing ?"Don't you think it time you were going?" She?"Am I the first girl you ever proposed to, earling?" He (sincerely)?1"Fo; but you are the only girl who ever accepted me." G. H. Appleton, Justice of Peace, Clarksburg, N J, says, "DeWitt's Little Early Risers are the best pills . made for constipation. We use no others." Quickly cure all liver and bowel troubles. J. E. Kaufmann. The world is not to be saved by sacrifices, bat by self-sacrifice. w Sacrifice was the passing symbol; self-sacrificj is the eternal reality and power. To accept a kindness and then grow resentful because of the obligations which it imposes ou you, it i3 to show yourself a very little soul. W. H. Nisbet, Cash's Depot, S. C., svrites: I had Dyspepsia; used Ze'.lin'a Liver Regulator, but it did no good. I then tried Dr. M. A. Sim110ns Liver Medicine, the first packige did me good. I continued its asp, and was cured. It is estimated that the wealtMHf assessed by less than one-third of^^H ;be members of the United States^^PI Senate amounts to more than $100,>00,000. "Icm't bring myself to believe :hat every man has his price/' said :Le philosopher. "Well," replied the politican, "I admit that some men ire worthless." Size doesn't indicate quality. Be??firp nf nnnntprfpit. and wnrtJilfflq 3alve offered for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. DeWitt's is the only original and infallible cure for piles and all skin diseases. J. E. Kaufmann. ?*T nwp fn mv wifp all the r.rnmi nence I have achieved," is a familiar expression among public men. It is certaiuly true in the case of Congressman Iljberts with his three wives. All left over goods will be sold cheap at the Bazaar, to close out. l