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WILLY WAS TOO LIBERAL Oversupply ol Alcoholic Stimulants Disturbed Schedule of Funeral' Arrangements. Dean Ramsay's memoirs contain an anecdote of-an old woman of Straths pey. Just before her death she sol emnly instructed her grandnephew: "Willy, Fm deeln', and as ye'll hae the charge o' a' I have; mind now that as much whisky is to be used at my fu neral as there was at my baptism." Willy, having, no record of the Quan tity consumed at the baptism, decided to give every mourner as much as he .wished, with, the result that the fu neral procession, having to traverse ten miles to the churchyard on a short November day, arrived only at nightfall. / Then it was discovered that the mourners, halting at a wayside Inn, had rested the coffin on a dyke and' 'eft it there when they, resumed' their journey. The corpse was a day late In arriving at the grave. i CONFINED TO BED. ftldgway, Pa., Woman Endures Terri y. ble Suffering. Mrs. Jacob Farr, 406 Broad street, Ttt^fca^Pa., says:' "I suffered the worst kind of pain through my back, the kidneys were' weak and I had dizzy ?pells. For a long time I was unable to attend to my work and was con fined to bed for we?ks. I doctored constantly, to no avail Doan's Kid ney Pills helped me-light away, and soon I was cured. I am better and sponger than In years." ' Remember the name-Doan's. For sile ty all dealers. 50 cents a box. ster-Mllbuni Co., Buffalo, N. Y. LIKE HOCH. "What have you to say to this charge of bigamy; why did you have so many wives?" "Well, judge, I expected to weed cut a few of them later." Why She Brought It Up, "Do you remember," she asked, ' that you said once that unless I promised to be yours the sun. would cease to shine ?" ' "I don't remember it now, but I B?R?ose I may have said something ! the kind." have you forgotten that you ;d me that unless I; permitted to claim me, as your own the moon fall from her place In the j rens?" ' Z Jb; well, what if I did say so? j Why do you want to bring that up. | merely wished to assure you that ' sorry I didn't shut my eyes and 1er fall." His Soft" Answer, id this is the sort of excuse you up for coming home two hours for dinner and in such a condi tion-that you and that disreputable Augustus Jones were . out hunting mushrooms, you wretch? And where, ?ray, are the mushrooms?" 1?re zay are,m' dear, In rn* ves' ?t; and'w'jle zay ain' so many of m* dear, we had lots of fun 'an' I-hun tin' "ern." An Unnecessary System. . "ou ought to have a burglar alarm In your house," said the elec supply agent, "so that you will wakened if a burglar raises one ie windows or opens a door at ight." - - "No burglar can get In here whinle we are peacefully sleeping," replied Mr. Newpop. "We are weaning our bai>y." What's become of the hookworm &ke? Gone out of Stiles? When will they get Into Stiles again? Eh, Dr. Sti?es? a fireman antagonizes you tell to go to blazes. o Trouble A Saucer, A little Cream, and Toasties right from the box. Breakfast in a minute, and you have a meal as delightful as it is whole some. , Post Toasties are / crisp and flavoury-golden brown, Huffy bits' that al most melt in the mouth. ..TheMemory Lingers*9 POSTUM CEREAL CO.,, LTD., Battle Creek, Mich. I Farm Topics fe*KMM80? ?osa? o?c*S#99 LAND FOR ALFALFA: Professor Voorhees says there are ?300,000 acres in New Jersey which would raise forage crops, alfalfa and vegetables. Upon these lands there Is enough timber to pay for clearing. These lands would make S000 fifty acre farms at $7 an acre, which in tho course of five years would produce $50 an acre. These lands are better than much of the land in the Far West for which farm-seekers are pay ing big prices, and only a few mile? from7 the best markets In the world. _ V FOR FILLING THE SILO. I have a ?2x24 foot stave silo with a five-foot concrete base. When filled It soon settles five or six feet. I want lo, cover it and would like to raise the sides enough for the staves to be filled with settled silage. I have in mind to raise eight stud ding on top of staves and spike 2x4 Inch plate on top of these: Have .some 3/?x6 inch boards sawed and bend around the studding. This would hold the sllageUs it-settles into the staves be?ow and brace the stud ding as they support the roof. Any cross braces Inside j the circle would not allow the silage to settle properly. The roof would be rather flat and covered with some kind of roofing paper. What do you think of this plan? If you eau suggest anything better and economical 1 will appreciate lt.-A. H. Millikan. Ans.: The plan for temporarily holding the silage when filling and settling iij into the silo proper seems to be a good one, and for such use would not be expensive, while fully meeting the purpose. - The Indiana Farmer. HOG RAISING.? The. high price of pork'has stimu lated interest in swine raising all over the country. Many Eastern farmers that have had no hogs on their ?arma for years are looking around for pigs and improved ?stock for breeding pur poses. Even village' people are turn ing their attention to hog raising as a back-yard induntry. At Meyersdale, Pa., a special meeting of the Town Council recently repealed an ordi nance prohibiting the raising or keep ing of hogs witMn the borough limits, and it is said many of the inhabitants have erected stys on their lots'and are searching the country districts for young pigs.-Indianapolis News. THE POOR LAND'S CRY. One of the apparent contradictions of nature is seen in the so-called "poor land?" of thc mountain States. This land will| grow" twenty bushels of wheat f^r a few years, then quickly falls to ten bushels. Yet this land will grow immense crops of alfalfa, and after alfalfa it grows hi,: crops of wheat. The secret of this condition is that the land is rich in all mineial ele ments of plant food, but poor in nitrogen. The alfalfa gets the nitro gen from the air and thrives. When plowed under it supplies nitrogen to the soil, which makes large crops of wheat possible. This is like a "hand writing on the wall" lo ali farmers. It illustrates the immense, value of clover in capturing the atmospheric nitrogen and adding it to the soil in an.available form. /Since nitrogen is worth nineteen cents a pound, while potash is worth five cents and phos phoric acid four cents, we see how very expensive nitrogen Is. In buying fer tilizer you note the very high price of that containing much nitrogen. So it seems nature has given us a kindly "helping hand" in furnishing the legumes, such as alfalfa, clover, cowpeas and others to secure for the intelligent farmers the only one cost ly element of fertility. Science shows us that the growing plant takes ninety-five per cent, of its dry matter from the air. The car bon, hydrogen ard oxygen, which form most of the starchy matter and the cellulose of seeds and stalk, come from the air. The soil furnishes only five per cent, of all the plant food of our crops. By the use of clover ve great ly reduce the costly part of this five per cent, and also make the ground friable and fertife. Yet we have many farmers, espe cially In southern counties of this State, who grudge the use of the :and for clover. They rio not appreciate that clover is the most valuable crop of the rotation, that Its feeding value is great, while it makes grain crop? profitable.-Indiana Farmer. Tonsorial Wisdom. Now's the time when we have boom sales on strops," remarked the head of a barber supply concern on Sev enth avenue. "You see a large num ber of men shed their beards at the approach of summer, and a majority, I should reckon, can't understand why their strops are not in good working order. It's because of keep ing them in warm places, drawers, closets, boxes, etc. Thus, the oil dries out, and the snap of the leather is gone. Of course, it's best to have a double strop, but the canvas side should always be first in service." /New York Times. HORTICULTURE-: HINTS RED SPIDER. Ia the event o? dry weather keep ?harp lookout for red spider amonn .our evergreens, and if detected spray with a solution ol! whale oil. PLANTING. The planting of hardy plants of all sinds may be prolonged by using potted plants, where they may be ob tained. Frequently a planting is postponed until another season un ier the impression that it is too late when it might have been accom plished with the use of potted plants. The great advantage in getting it Jone without walting is the time javed in having the plants estab ished. NITROGEN) It is possible to apply too much juickly available nitrogen for toma ?oes. For this reason fresh manure should never be used immediately b-; !ore planting tomatoes. If the plants ire slow In starting after setting In :he field nitrate of soda may be used :o good advantage. This fertilizer, though, should seldom be applied more than once or possibly twice tvhen the season is cool.-Farmers' Home Journal. . VARIETY AND CULTURE. When one Is planting a small fruit garden or an orchard, it must te re membered that the matter of variety is no more important than the cul ture which the plants receive. Our most highly flavored fruit becomes insipid when starved in growth and ?hoked to death with weeds. Two plants, bushes or trees of the same sort and equally as vigorous at the start will bear fruit that will scarcely ae'recognized b-y the taste, as related :o each other if one grows io a roomy, rich, weil cultivated soil and the other rrows and produces its fruit in a sod bound, poverty-stricken soil and irowded among the trees or plants so that what sunshine reaches its tranches has to steal in by many ways.-Farmers' Home Journal. WHEN TO WATER FLOWERS. Watering in the evening, besides liding in the spread of fungus dis eases, also causes "damping off." Watering should never be practiced luring heavy, cloudy weather. Shade, heat and light should be considered. Plants growing in the bright sunlight ilways need more- water than those in the shade, for evaporation and transpiration are always greater un ??r such circumstances. Midday wat ering, when the, sun shines directly an the foliage, will burn the foliago Df many ot our common house plant?. Shading during excessive heat will strengthen the plants and assist In re taining moisture. Temperature, botb of air and wat er, should be considered. An over heated " ?iud humid atmosphere will ?ause straggly, spindly growth.' very susceptible to disease. The tempera nce of the water used has been found to have a marked effect on plants. It has been found that the best results are obtained when water of about the same temperature as the room in which the planr/is growing is used. Although watering should not be carried om so that a constantly wet soil is the result, the watering should always be thorough. The receptacle in which the plant grows should al ways have one or more holes, in the bottom, and when enough water has been supplied these should be drip ping with water which has run through the soil and is draining out, -Washington Star. 1 HOME-MADE LAWN SPRINKLER. The accompanying diagram illus trates the essential points of a lawn sprinkler that not only is cheap, but economical in water besides, and you can make it from a ?ew pipe fittings in no time. '.tn the diagram A indicates a ^ or An Adjustable Lawn Sprink?er. % Inch gas pipe tee, according to the size of hose used; B, nipples of gas pipe six inches long; C, cup for gas pipe; F, hose coupling; G, air hoies. drilled into the nipples BB, three in each, and not nore than 1-1G inch in diameter. In putting this together do not screw the nipples BB very tight into the tee A-this allows the row ot holes to be turned at any angle. Like wise; with the cups C, as the holes may become clogged and need clenu ing.\ You will notice that you can easily get the necessary fittings at any plumbing shop and in most places of this kind they will drill the holes for you; other than this there is no labor. You will also note how one can walk right up behind the spray and move it from place to place. 1 have used two of these devices for the past two years and they work splendidly.-Theo. L Valerius, in Home and Garden. A Private Performance. "You are charged with stealinf nine of Colonel Henry's hens last night. Have you any witnesses?' asked the justice sternly. "Nussah!" said Brother Jonei humbly. "I 'specks I'se sawtuh pe culla dat-uh-way, but it ain't neve; been mah custom to take witn?ssei along when I goes out chicken steal in', Buh."-Central Law Journal. Tho shortest days In the year, t the New York Timea, are holidara. THE WORLD MOVES. In limes gone by when we'd convey A task's she?r hopelessness, we'd say, "You can't do that-no use to try Not anr more than you can fly." But that old phrase we've left behind, It's useless now; we've got to find Some new comparison, by jingi For man-flight is a common thing. . -Boston Transcript. KNEW HIS PLACE. "Are you the head of the family?1 "No, I'm only the snb-head."*-New York Press. HER CLAIM TO FAME. "Is this actress a comedienne or a tragedienne?" i "Neither; just a divorcee.'*-Louis, ville Courier-Journal. NO MUDLARK. .Don't you like to get close to na ture in the spring?" | *Well I don't care to walk out any further than the sidewalks run." Louisville Courier-Journal. AMENDED. * The Court-"You.will swear th?t the prisoner stole your umbrella?" The Plaintiff-"Your Honor, I will swear that he stole the umbrella J was carrying."-Cleveland Leader. ALL ALIKE. "There's an awful lot of sameness about life." "Oh, cheer up. Read some jokes. "I have just been reading some. That Is what prompted my first re? mark.r-Louisville Courier-Journal. WHEN LADIES VOTE. "My dear madam, don't you realize"] that repeating is a serious offense?" "Judge, I had to do it. . Both can? didates are in my set. I couldn't pos sibly discriminate."-Louisville Ccur? ier-Journal. HTS LAST CHANCE. Mrs. Henpeck-r"They say that romea do all the taking, but I no tice in a wedding ceremony the man has as much to sayas the woman." Mr. Henpeck-"Yes; but it usually ?tops right there." WRITING IT UP. "The wealth and intellect or the lown were there." "Well, describe what the wealth tvore, and work in a^ew o' the epi grams that the intellect let fall."-? Louisville Courier-Journal. THE LATEST WAY. Ella-"Eella always wants to do something put of the ordinary." Stella-"That's so; when she heard about a couple getting married by telephone she decided that she would be married by 'wireless.' "-New York Press. OWNING UP. - "Wife, you have been under the Impression for the past twenty years that I took a cold bath every morn- j lng." "And haven't you?" "I must tell the truth. Them baths have been lukewarm, my dear.' -Louisville Courier-Journal, i _ COST OF SPONTANEITY. "I want the office, of course,'" said the aspiring statesman, "but not un less I am the people's choice." "We can fix that, too," said his campaign manager; "only you know it's a good deal more r ..ens!ve to be the people's choice than it is to go in as the compromise candidate." Chicago Tribune. FOOLISH QUESTIONS. "Pop!" "Yes, my son?" "Will you please tell me some' thing?" "What is it, ray boy?" "Why, when you scratch your face it leaves a mark, and when you scratch your head it doesn't?"-Yon? kers Statesman. JUMBO HEALTH FOOD. "Maria," exclaimed Mr. Stubb, as" he rushed down to breakfast, "bring me some health food. I have the appetite of an elephant." g. And Mrs. Stubb placed a five-cent bag of peanuts before his plate. "Great .Tose?f?is!" / roared **$Ir. Sttfbb in disgustado you call this health food?" . "Certainly, my dear; health food for the appetite of an elephant."-. Chicago News. .? He Knew. "Look here," said one of the Jury men, after they had retired, "if I un derstand aright, the plaintiff doesn't ask damages for blighted affections or anything of that sort, but only wants to get back what he's spent on pres ents, pleasure trips, and so forth." "That is so," agreed the foreman. "Well, then, I vote we don't give him a penny," said the other hastily. "If all the fun he had with that girl didn't cover the amount he expended, it must be his own fault. Gentlemen, I courted that girl once myself." The Housekeeper. , NOT JOKING THEI?. I Helen-I never know when your friend Gruet is joking and when he is in earnest. Henry-He's in earnest when he tries to corrow money. RAW ECZEMA ON HANDS *1 had eczema on my hands for ten years. I had three good doctors hut none of them did any ^good. I then used one? box of Cuticura Ointment and three bottles of Cuticura Resolvent and was completely cured. My hands were raw all over, inside and out, and the eczema was spreading all over my body and limbs. Before I had used one bottle, together with the Cuticura Ointment, my sores were nearly healed over, and by the time I had. used the third bottle, I was entirely well. To any one who has any skin or blood disease I would honestly ad vise them to fool with nothing else, but get .Cuticura and get well. My hands have never given me the least bit of trouble up to now. "My daughter's hands this summer became perfectly raw with eczema. She could get nothing that would, do them any good until she tried Cuti cura. She used Cuticura Resolvent and Cuticura Ointment and in two weeks they were entirely cured. I have used Cuticura for other members of my family and italways proved suc cessful. Mrs. M. E. Falin, Speers Ferry, Va., Oct 19, 1909." lt Was the Other Way.. "Mr. Jones," said the senior partner in the wholesale, dry goods /house to the drummer who stood before him in the private office, "you have been With us for the past ten years." "Yes, slr." * "And you ought to know the rules of the house. One of them is that no man of ours shall take a side line." "But I have none, slr." "But you have lately got married." "Yes; but can you call that a side line, Mr. Jones?" "Technically, it may not be." "You needn't fear that having a wife ls going to bring me in off. a trip any sooner." "Oh, I don't It is the fear that having a wife at home you'll want to stay out on the road altogether!" What They Did With Them. An American who spends much of his time In England tells of a cockney who went to a dealer In dogs ?nd thus described what he wanted. "Hi wants a kind of dog about so 'igh an' so long. Hit's a kind of gr'y'ound, an' yet it ain't a gr'y'ound, because 'is tyle is shorter nor any o' these 'ere gr'y'ounds, an' 'ls nose ls shorter, an' 'e ain't so slim round the body. But still 'e's a kind o' gr'y'hound. Do you keep such dogs?" "We do not," said the dog man. "We drown 'em." Complete Cure. Can chills bc completely cured? Yes! "No prescription ever effected more than a temporary suppression of the chills. I wns told to try your Hughes' Tonic; one bottle made a complete cure." Sold by Druggists-50c. and $1.00 bottles. Prepared by Robinson-Pettet Co. (Inc.), Louisville* She Knew the Worst. Mistress (hiring servant)-I hope you know your place? Servant-Oh, yes, mum! The last three girls you had told me all about lt for IIBADACHU-MU-K'N CAPUDINK Who:her from Colds. Heat. Stomach ot Nerv?n Troubles. Capudlne will re lieve you. It's liquid-pleasant to take -acts lmmemlately. Try it. llOc 25c. ?nd 50c at drug st?ren. It's the experience of every man that he wants a' lot he doesn't get and gets a lot he doesn't want. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take. Do not gripe. After marrying for money, many a man wishes he had been brought up to work for a living. For COLDS find GIMP. HIck'B Capudlne ls the best remedy relieves the-achlng- and feverishness ?.jures Wie Cold and restores normal conditions. It's liquid-effects imme diately. 10c. 25c nnd ROc. at drugstores. Some people need only a little hole of observation to take in all the im portant scandals of the age. Mn. Window*? Soothing Syrup forChildnnj teething. *oftcni< the gums, reduces infiunma* tion, allayai>ain, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle. A man's argument is nearly always self convincing. lt was in this verycotfc from Birmingham, Ala., died of Fever. They had son's Tonic cured them i Thc two physicians hero hod 3 very obst wero I cc Ilona and lived on a creek 50 ys months fe .'anding, tholr temperature ran gl r thing In vain. I persuaded them to let m< ed matter and let the medicine go out In a ; feet in all three cases was Immediate- and p was no recurrence of the Fever. Write lo THE JOHNSON'S CHILL L-i r) ? .j . It was cine of thesi spectacles on fais < was thai: it didn't was fed. The que not entered into hi It's only a "ter cn experiment witt self regardless of digestion and nutritioi jags for all the good he gets out of his grows "weak'' the action of the organs ond| the man suffers the miseries of dyi To strengthen the stomach, l Hans of digestion and nu tri t cse Dr. Pierce's Golden Met telling rome *y, and bas the 1 well as the praise ot thonsan la the strictest sense "Golden M edi cine. It contains neither intoxicants no es from opium, cocaine and other dange its outside wrapper. Don't let a dealer delade you for hil stomach, liver and blood "just as good' TOOK A SECOND THOUGHT. Aggrieved Visitor Agrees With Man Who Spoke About the Better Part of Valor. Bishop William H. McVickar of the Episcopal diocese of Rhode Island, has hundreds of Boston friends who will, he interested In a story they are tell ing down in Providence about Him. The bishop ls as big physically as he is mentally. On a certain occasion some yearr ago, he preached a sermon on the need for missionary work in the back towns of his state, and espe cially mentioned the town of Foster, which certainly deserved a3 much as he s?.id about it. There are a good many fighters In Foster, and the worst of the lot an nounced to all who cared to hear that when he went to Providence he WOUIL make lt his business to chas? tise the bishop. He didn't happen to visit the city until a month or so ago. On his return he joined the crowd about the stove in the village post office. "Well, Hi," said one of the gray beards. "Did ye lick this here Par son McVickar when ye was down to Providence?" Hi spat deliberately befqre he re plied. "Lick him!" he said. "Say, he's eight foot tall and four foot broad. Lick him? I'saw'him."-Bos ton Traveler. The Wrong Sort. An old Irish peasant was one Sun day sitting in front of his cottage puffing away furiously at his pipe. Match after match he lighted, pull ing hard at the pipe the while, until at last the ground all. round his feet was strewed with struck matches. "Come in to your dinner, Patsy/' at length called out his wife. "Faith, and Ol will in a minute, Bid dy," said he. "Moike Mulrooney has been a-telling me that if O i shmoked a bit av ghlass Ol cud see the shpots on the SUB. Ol don't know whether Moike's been a-fooling me or whether Oi've got hold av the wrong kind of ghlass."-Scraps. lt Wouldn't Stretch. The assessor was doing the very best he could, but the farmer was shrewd and wary. "How many acres of farming land have you?" he inquired warily. " 'Bout 20, I guess," said Reuben. "Twenty! Why, it looks to me like nearer 120. Come, now, can't you in crease that a little? There are surely more than 20 acres In that tract. Sup pose you stretch that a little." "Say, feller," said the farmer, "this ain't no rubber plantation."-Harper's Monthly. Tetterine Conquers Poison Oak. I enclose 50 cents in stamps for a box of Tetterine. I have poison oak on me again, and that is all that ever has cured lt. Please hurry it on to M. E. Hamlett. Montalba. Tex.. May 21. '08. Tetterine cures Eczema. Tetter, Ring Worm. Itching Piles. Old Itching Sores. Dandruff. Chillblains and every form of Scalp and Skin Disease. Tetterine 50c; Tetterine Soap 25c. Your druggist, or by mail from the manufacturer. The Shuntrine Co.. Savannah. Ga. With every mail order for Tetterine we give a box of Shuptrine's 10c Liver Pills free. Playing the Market. "Curbroke never pays for his meat until a month afterward." "So I hear. Prices in the meantime go up, and he feels as though he'd made something."-Puck. TO OKIVB OUT MALARIA AND U?ILD UP THE SYSTEM Tune tue Old btnndard GKOVB'tJ TAd'CKi>Ksa CHILL TONIO You know what TOO are taking. Tue formula ls plainly printed on eyery bottle, showing; lt ls nltnply Quinine and Iron In a taste less form. The Unlnlne drlres out too malaria and io? Iron hulla? ut tne system. Sold by all aculen, tor SO years, /''r.ce ;<J cents. How would it do ?O try the experi ment of going to the erring with love, instead of law? Wouldn't it be a step nearer to paradise? For Red, Itch lng Eyelids. Cyst ?, Styes Falling Eyelashes and AU Eyes That Need Care Try Murine Eye Salve. Asep tic Tubes-Trial Size-25c Ask Your Drug gist or Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. When a girl marries for a home she seldom boasts of what she gets. ige in Brookside, 15 miles that three Italians nearly been sick 3 months. John Eu?ckFy-read letter belows Brookside Ala., May 4,1003. Inate cases ot continued Malarial Fever. All irds from my store. These cases were of three ig from 100 to 10t. The doctors had tried every 5 try Johnson's Tonic. Fremoved all the'print plain bottle as a regular prescription. The el ermanonU. They recovered rapidly and there 6. R. SHIFLETT. & FEVER TONIC CO., Savannah, Ca. 'enderfoot Fak?er 0 experimental farmers, who put ?reen :ow and fed her shavings. His theory matter what the cow ate so long os she stions of digestioa and nourishment had s calculations. 1 de rf oo t" farmer that would try suca i a cow. But many a farmer feeds him a. He might almost as well eat shay? food. The result is that the stomach, of digestion end nutrition are impaired ?pepsia and the agonies of nervousness? restore the activity ot the 6r*. lon and brace op tho nerves? Heal Discovery. It is an un? confidence ot physicians os ds heated by Ita nae. cal Discovery" is a temperance med?* r narcotics, and is as free from alcohol rous drugs. All ingredients printed oa ; own profit. There is no medicine for ' as "Golden Medical Discovery." ; Only One Cobb. The morning after 'Judge Andrew Cobb, a one-time justice of the su preme court of Georgia, tendered his resignation, aa Atlanta lawyer and a shoe drummer sat in the same seat in an outgoing train. The lawyer bought a newspaper and. looked over the headlines. Then ho turned to the drummer and said: "Well, I see Cobb has resigned:" "Gee!" said, the drummer. "What will Detroit do now?"-Philadelphia Saturday Evening Post Why Suffer From Eczema? A Georgia Han Tells His Ex perience. I was afflicted with a very bad case of Eczema for twenty-five years, which was in my feet, legs and hips. Through all this time I tried different remedies and.Doctors' prescriptions, obtaining no relief until I used your HUNT'S CURE. One box (50c) cured me entirely, and though two? years have elapsed I have had no return of the trouble. Naturally I regard it as the greatest remedy in the world. Yours, J. P. Perkins, Atlanta, Ga. Manufactured and Guaranteed by A. B. Richards Medicine Co., Sherman, Texas Callous the bowels with harsh cathartics, and you'll need physic always. Help them gently, with candy Cascarete, and you'll need them rarely. Once learn the difference and you'll never take a harsher laxative than these. 833 Vest-pocket box. 10 cents-at ditic-stores. Bacb tastet of the t-oaulac ls marked C C Cw WANTED TELEGRAPH OPERATORS New Southbound Railway offices open soon. 8hort boura and good pay. ? Any one can leam In two to foi;'- jjoii'hs. Positions O mranteed all who make necessary preparation. l ookkoeplng, Shorthand. Typewriting. Civ 11 Service and Salesmanship also taught. Lessons by mall If doslrod. ' Position? secured for all graduates. Write at onco for full Information. Southern Commercial Schools. 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