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Adiettisements not tji~ Vie o40t6of -inrosei'rtns-inrked on tbern, wig be continued until ordeied o-t-, ae egt .aeeordigly *49s~isaPtip iddressed to the past.aid,..w i+ bi promptly an - o y aih. t, THE WISHING-GATE. In the vale of Grasmetre, by the side of the high-way leading to Arnbleside,is a gate which, time out of mind,has beencalled the Wishing Gate, from a belief that wishes rormed or in dulged there, have a favorable issue. Hope rples a land for ever green; All powers that serve the bright-eyed Queen, Are confident and gay; Clouds at her bidding disappear; Poitasheato aueht-the bliss drawn neat And Fancy smooths the way. Not such the land of wishes-there Dwell fruitless day-dreams, lawless prayer, And thoughts with things at strife, Yet how forlorn, should ye depart, Ye superstitions of the heart, How poor were human life! When magic lore abjured its might, Ye did not fortiit one dear right, One tender claim abate; Witness this symbol of your sway, Surviving near the public way. The rustic Wishing-Gate! Inquire not if the fairy race Shed kindly influence on the place,' Ere northward they retired; If here a warrior left a spell, Panting for glory as he fell; - Or here a saint expired. Enough that all around is fair, Composed with nature's finest care, And in her fondest love; Peace to emboson and content, To overawe the turbulent, The selfish to reprove. Yea! evenjhe!tranger from afar, Raciineing on this moss-grown bar, Unknowinig and unknown, The itnfection of the ground part'ikcs, Longing for his belov'd-whou makes All happiness leer own. Then why shoukd conscious Spirits fear The mystic stirrings that are here, Th'e artic;ent faith diclaimi The local Genius ne'er befriends Desires, whose course in folly ends, Whose just reward is shame. Smile if thou wilt, but not in scorn, If some, by ceaseless pains Outworn, Here crave an easier lot; If some have thirsted to renew A broken vow, or beind a truc, With firmer, leolier knot. And not in vain, when thtoughts are cast Upon the irrevocable past, Some penitent sincere 31ay fur a worthier future sigh, While trickles from his dowucast eye No unavailing tear. The Worldling, pining to be freed From tturmoil, who would turn or speed The currenet of his fate, Might step before his favored scene, At Nature's call, nnr blush to lean Upon the WVishineg-Gate. The Sage, who feels how lind, how weak Is man, though loth suech help to scck, Yet, 2,assing here, might pae', And yearn for insight to allay el itegivineg, while the crimoson day In qutietne a withdrawst. Or when the chtrch-~clock's knell profound To Time'~s first step aeross the botud Of mnidntight makes reply:; Trine pressing on with starry crest. -To filial sleep uapon the breast, of dread cetruei y! I Woneawon-ru Jron thc .Gincinnati Dait G ,a:cuc. WESTERN AMBITION.. - Iv DICK TITO, b'Ei. .' WhAt shall dI," adid to himself one'night Anbitious-Hodge, "to win m'yself a name, And from obscurity awake to fame I Shall,I.a poem or.a novel write Or run for Congress at the next.lectiou Or rival Brandreth, and invent a pill Orget a license legally to kill Or with Drfiko's College shalL I form connex iotn Or study. law?" Hodge paused and- mused awhile, Leaped up at length and shouted thus aloud, While us a sunbeam shooting 'thwart a cloud, Along his swarthy face there gleamed a smile, Egad I have it-yes-it is the hert Tll ra e the biggest Hog in all t1e Wet 0" silisceUanseows. < THE OLD,)ACHELOR. Tiieold bachelkris s'kind hearted, busy old soul, quizzed and loved by every one i the.spheif'.6f his acquaintance. His iethodical preision of word and action draw down upon him the laughter of the f young and the approbation of the old. c His warm heart makes him beloved by all who dwell within the circuit of nis kindly feelings. He is a favorite amongst the la dies, from the fat widov at the manor o ,house to the laundress who sings over the h washing tub at the door of her humble i cottage, and gives a threefold attention to 1 the-pleatiug of the bachelor's shirts. She a ktiows the worth of her particular custo- e mer, and for him alone does she re-starch i end re-iron every rebellious fold in his lin- I' en, as if she were auious to preserve his c character for unrivalled cleanliness and a neatness without a sarcasm. The old 11 bachelor is a being predestined from his v cradle not to marry, and yet he is univer- b sally gifted with a most suseeptible heart. a There is no man nore alive to the fascina- v lions of female beauty and intelligence, o there is no heart which has received Cu- o pid's arrows more often, ind sighed more tenderly over their wounds. At Cullege he stood alone for romance and dress; his g host fitted him exquisitely ; his coat wasl g perfect; and his gloves'-our bachelor wal being of the man. His heart was a "mix- a ture of pride, vanity and generosity, kind it and yielding to a futilt, with a warm spice It of the devil to temper it withal. if ol'end ed. His first love was entlhuiastic and h ardent. The lady or his love was older a than himself by a few years, and, ofcourse e his cousin. Most men begin life by wor- s, shipping a cousin; the tie of relationship n does away with ihat chilling reserve and I awkward timidity, inseparable compnn- s ionsofpassion, when it awakens for the b first time in the human breast. Ile loved h her like a fool; cherished a withered flow- s er she had worn; sang the songs she liked g -would have served her on his knees had r she required it; and died for one kiss from b) her rosy lips! She inspired the first out- c burst of the muse-for the bachelor writes % poelry-it is indispensable; for her be used it brush and crayons, he was artist, musi- v cian, poet; lie would have been anything I she requited, for lie was an enthusiast and t] in love. But the fair cousin married, and d left the student to forget her if he could. r Ile thought to break his heart in despair, I and found that he lived only a little sad- y der than usual. Even then his fellow stu- p dents named him the bachelor, he was so fi peculiar in his ideas, so neat, 0o orderly, it so methodical. It would be too long to ri trace him through his dilferent advent tres: s it is sufficient to give a general outline of his life it would he, also, almost itmpossibtle to b trace him in his diflerent passions. A h ! h naughty old hiachelor, you have fallen in love ten oflen, atnd to every lady you hasve z sworn eternal contstancy. You have writ- v ten the sweetest poetry, sang -the sweet est fi songs, and forgottetn-ench. Naughtty 01(d b htachielor! paremiis ad friends have vainly t sotught to make him enter the respectable h, ranks of married mien; hut he never could ii findl a wisi who tinied all the pterfections e of womnankind in her person. .e At thirty he had already acquired a si thoutsand hiachelor traits-not a speck of t (lust was visile (in any article applertatin- " ing to him: his clorhes fitted better than b' ever; lie was more ptunctual to his exer- n~ cise andl diversioni, his watch was womund tl up oeiscly at the same hour every night, h and deposited on exacidy the same spot in ai his sleeping n partnment. lIe dlislikes dogs, y cats and other niiinails, antd was a very s child-with children, so lotng as they did not make a noise when he~ wished peace, atnd were nt allowedl to interfere w'ith his tl usual emloymenits. lHe was as great a p lover of the fatir sex as ever-and general. h 13y. alas! only too sticcessfutl, for whoi cotuld V withstand his winning address, his flatter- p ing attions. What wvomani was tnot 0 protud to inispireO a passion which called forth all t he ettergies of a first rate genius. y Anid so otur bachelor ivent on his wvay d through life, stringing hearts like beads, and flingitig them awaty when they were no luitger~ new, to hear theam break beneath- c his feet; tnntil now, whetmn lie has passed in to the "scre antd yellow leaif," lie returns 3 tote remembrance of thos~e he wooed and wvon, andI wishes he could make them his again. Yet lie would tiot marry---he I: cotuld tnot, so long has he beeni in the habit d ofadoritng all tihe sex, that unless lie could t wed them :all he could not wvisht to he a a husband, neither would it lie possibile to S Ifndu i-ppiucsm ir: thn- mrrcrud state. Lie Ii rourid not sigN if is ownforeyer-' - -Then thou irt tlie 14 lwOu eat, Amy'very soul is thine Wh did we meet rove,-bit4 part, by canst thou n'ot be mine I saw the briaht tears in tinne eyes - And yet mi'ne.dared not- start; listened.to thy stifled fighs, And felt that we must art o! and be thine a pondcareer AMy fate lies hid in gloom, or then life's amilesrfor me its ter - Love% angaish and.the tomb." And so our bacheler has.lived, sighet madflattered his little day dpon arih lirted with all the hirried ladies, daneel 'ith all the young.deubantes at theirfirst loll, and madinan aljfght heart heavy, md a gay one ace 'hisitconstancy. Jis talents hive ihiv'm into.theworld -lie has a name anda stUdiug, .aod no mall portion ofliterary ame: bu't with all ie is not a little sad and lonu" is.coin oriable home'-be :hissep. u'g ,lid annot reli:wlhat, and it*Wi Id be rank eresi id It Itliat itTwa s a wife. In his Id agehe is'thie beau of tie spinster's ea-tale,- the delight of the wido*'s card arty, lie bis all the news of the day. the bssip of the tow i at his 6 nger's ends; ud with the young people'he is an equal ivorite, ie shows them ticks on tie ards, tells fortunes, sings comic songs, and iakes himself a foul for their amusement. Vith mammas he is an insaluable crea ire. le can give his arm to Issabella n leaving the ball-room, and thus screen er from the soft tiothinigness of a penni ss adorer: or if a rich aspirant escorts the iir daughter, mam'ima seizes the ready rm of the bachelor, who possesses neith r eves or ears when lie sees they would iconvenience his partner. lIe makes one i a round game, is ready to take part in harades, be godfather at a christening, nd guardian at need: every hody love3 im, from the servant, whom lie plagues ith his quaint notions of ueatness, to the eggar at his gates: not one voice is raised gainst the old bachelor, for all agree that hatever be his failings be.has. a nener us hand and a good, heart,'is kind as a taster, and sincere as a -end. The following description of himself, iven by Loren .Dow, Jr., a popular. reacher throun' Jie coluuins of the Netw ork Stinday Merciry, is at once eloquent, ~ ~iii~X - i~as Irioto natuire the lineaments of the face in the most atural ininiature ever depicted by the and of the most skilful linner: "What a precious pict-e of goods I am! ardly fit for a mock auction shop-a dam-. ged reninantofyoutihfil aibiiiuin-tnotlt ateni by time, gtown flinisy by age, and ratched to pieces by the cares,disappoint ients and trials of a vexatious world. feel myself to lie nothing more than a ap bubble, blown into existence by the reath of Omnipotence, and I expect to be lown out of it by a pulf from the same :urce, + * *I When ny old coat ives evidence of decay, I cnntget it scou :d and meiinded-a superan:ated pair of nots can fiid renovation in the lap of the ihler-hut when the body grows the orse for wear, no rnortal hand can stay s descruction. Time has used me pretty -ell, h1owever, considering the liberties I ave sometimes taken with it. It has gei y bronght tme to the calm evening of my avs, wihen life's second twililght gathers >und, and as it deepeins, discloses tihe and-writing upon the golden wall of the est-"a fair to-morrow for tine weary ilgrim." I have not descended, my euds, into a gloomy vale. Not a bit ot' I have reached the sunnit of a glo. ous hill, where the eternal sun of Hope iles down and warms my back, as anl ,'set to tile chill winds that whistle in my asom. Here I enn mount a stump, mnd ik onver rhe whole landscape of past exis meec. I can paint to tine dim ine hor i n, and say-'Therc. behinid thiat misty ii, lies the region of infa ncy, whetre I~ rst pecked the 5hell, and came squalliing io tine wvorld with aun ebuiin~rce thtni fore >hl my liutre caillin;t rt little tii side, I coldi thle blootming garden oif chnildhnoodi, Sall its potn loveliness, n~ here I piock d thie roses of joy, sucked all the sweet ider of life, mnocked at care, andn drove rowv wit hi a single boo- hoo ; this side of nt, aro the green pastuntes Of'yonihi, over 'hichn I hotunded withl tihe blood of yotntg iling ambition in myi veins, striving no nitate and cemulante; nearer still, extended o bron'd pirains, fertile valleys, rugged il, and woodled lawnsof tmarnhtood, with a extensive variety of prospect; here a amn of sunshine, andc thiere a glootry Election Joke.-A t the late election in us city an old and wvell ktnowngentletman resented imiselfat the window where lie ad voted for tweinty years. His vote as chanllenged by ayoung whipper-sniap e who otficiated, and -whlo knew thait tine Id gentleman dill'ercd in politcs with him. "it is niecessatry for yott to swenir thait ou have lived in this ward more than ein ay," sasid the challeunger. "Why you knowv that I have," replied no voter, "for more titan a yecar ago youi ime tot my shop and purchased theo hat ou have on, and have never paid for it et !"-Saturda.;; Courier.. Singular Escapc.- A vessel w~as recent capsized neat' t he Sicily Islanids so stud enly that it did not fill wvith w~ater, the itn ~rnal air being confined, and three men uda boy who w'ere in the cabini w'here.. iut in and remaiined -three days without ta a nd wcre aft erw ards r'csened. .-, .' Ut'1IVATION OF TEAS Tjie a~ probably but few cropsh'at moye amp-. 'remunerates the grower ror 1fte cost, ultivation, when rightly man aged thireas. They constitute a most excellen d nutritious food for hogs, and as tby rnjer be raised on'almost any soil Iat'is miollerately fiie and dry, they are justly ifered by many or our most judi tious andienlightened agriculturists, to meal or . Land ni urally abounding in red.sorrel, tvn .fit been rendered sterile and un prom0atltlby long aud' eicessive crop: pig,-wil .nerally, ifsubjected to nclean-' iig-&rop year previous, produce goo peas., Ithver u ards of an acre of "Marrow futs 'powrowing on a soil or this de -scription,a 'd which, judging from present appenian .will yield a heavier nett in come thatY y other piece of imilar di mensionsid the farm; many of the vines havibg al dy attained the length offour feet, .ind. esenting in their innumerable podsj' . ws, the most promising indi cations abundant 'ield.' I plong the first of May, .and sowed I (about thr and a quarter bushels to the acre,*.73 e Furrow: The ground was thoroughl uid carefully harrowed with I a light twa orse harrow, and the surface i smoothed th a "Drag Ruller,"-an im- I plemont lg the way, of such essential < utility, that'Ao farmer should, according to I my view, be without one, and which any I person possing the most ordiunry attri- i butes of "cobstructive genius," may fur- V ish in a few'hours, for himself. I Some fatmers prefer drilling their pets. a This syst-a is indubitably a good one, a hut will beofoutid, I think by many, and ti especially 'by those who are scant of n "helps," to involve many and serious in convenicuces. from which the more ordi. f nary and epeditious method of broad cast k sowing, ts:6empt. r I have.kiown an excellent crop to be n obtained, , simply depositing a few peas c -say six or eight in a hill with potatoes. if They are Ilotriment either to the growth 1 or cultivatia6 of the latter, as they require 1 a specificra r'itwient, which they are ena- & bled to ott4itn without infringing in the h slightest degree upon the pabulum specifi- p ally appropriated to the potatoe. The p fact is now,4 believe generally recognised g by allit dick. frmers, that Iriuptnous at on o their utrimentafrom the soil, a fact v hich is amply and incontrovertibly estab- V lished by the circumstnace or their grow- I ig and loitrishing in full vigor, for weeks after the pedicleor root stalk, has become ry for several inches above the surface of s the soil, and consequently incapacitated a either to nhihe or transmit moisture ii h sufficient quantily for the growth and sus- I tenance of the plant. I By practising this system, rseveral ob jects of essential importance with farmers I are obtained. First, purity ofseed-a ve- a rv important consideration with the Neat c Farmer, certainly; and, Secondly, cheap- I ess of cultivation, which under present exigencies, is of no less importance, pro hably, than the first. More on this topic nnon. EXr ERIMENTALIsT. C Many will donbiless regard this as an cr ror but it my opinion the practice ofsowng one and two, and sometimties two and a half t bishels to the acre, which has generally pre- t vailed anong ats. is the radical and eliesent c:aise of failure in the cultivation of peas. I have made several experiments in order to as certain the right quality, and have invariably sitcceeded best when I hazve beena liberal ofmy c sed. The smaller the size of the pea, the d stmaller of cmourse will be the quantity required. t s New Products.-There are doubtless setions of the American cnntinent, in the sail and cli mate of which all the fruits and I vegtab-les of the dilerent continents of 1 Europe woatld flourisit and reach mat'ari t. Mlany excellent foreign and tropical plats hav-e beetn already natturaliz~ed with in thme boundaries ofC the Utnimed States, ad we are pleased to see that efforts are I making to introduce and cultivate others. Experimnent has shown that several of the most valuable prodttctionss of the West int dies grow readily in soite sections of the Floridas; and wye think there can he no doubt that the chtoicest fruits of France would, in several of tho American Statest so flourish as richly to reward the enter prise and means anecessary to theiar intro duction. It is stated that at eminent htorticu-lfi rnt in New York has recently goate tdrge-f ly into- the cilturo ofrLanguedoc Almond, a the- best variety of thtis frit raised in s France. "Hie has raised in tihe vicinity of New York city, this year, 10,000 of theses trees, many of which are five feet high, a having made a most luxuria'nt growth.- I ie is eoadcent the trees will prove per ectly hardy, and on the third season willr yield fruit aibundantly." in Texas, an enterprising horticulturist has a nuirsery of olive trees, which, we have seen it stated are growving finely. This is among the most valuable ofall the i vegetable productions of the earth. The tree begins to bear when it is three yearss old, atnd continues to produce largely to as 'ery gr'eat age, improving its fruit every season for many years after its first yield. It may tnot be known, at least generally that the seed of the date, as purchased at the fruit stores in this country, will vege tate anid grow thrifily. Such is the fact.t We have had uatnumber' shoot up strong 1 and vigorous spears, growing from six to eight inchecs-above the ground to frst transplanting in. the all, we have never preserved theplants over the. first winter. Ciuse-and -effect are generally tafticf further apart than most people are in the habhof supposing. . Who knows bui that the extraordinary exertions now ma-king by Great Brihain to supply herself with raw cotton frim the;East Indian posses sions-.may among their very first results, add $50,000 per-aunum to the wealth of the Amirica- Poopre,-by introducing inlthe United States a home, supply of silk*, wines, and foreign fruits. This is looking far away for a cause, bit such a result is :ertainly among the strong probabilities of the time.-Cinciunati Advertiser. Frqm the New York Star. SostrSztaIo Nirw.--The onerous duties )f our daily calling are-occasiontilly reliev ,d by the pleasant. employment ofthroni :ling some laborsaving invention; and a :ase of the kind we bave just been called apon to notice. Col. James flamilton, one of the Vice Presidents of the American Institute, a nechanic of great ingenuity and of most >raiseworthy industry, has just completed tand patented a New Saw.Mill. Its chief recommendation is great sim ilicity and cheapness of construction. It s believed that the cost of making one of he largest class will not exceed two hun Ired dollars. With trifling expense it can e removed and re-established in any spot vhere the land is tolerably even. In short, t can be taken into the midst of a forest ind fully set at work with a few hours of ireparation. Again, it can he used with ny kind of power; but what constitutes nother and one of its best recommenda ions, is that it can be successfully used by ianual labor. It will prove invaluablejn the construe ion of Rail Roads. It can be moved to cep pace with the daily wants of the ad, sawing any kind of lumber in the isking of them; and is of so simple a onstruction that scarcely any instruction i necessary in order to enable common thorers to work it. Another striking fea ire or its usefulness is,' that the logs to be awed are not elevated much above the -vel of the ground; and that the saw asses through the log, instead or the log assing through the saw. This is a very rest and important improvement. It saves i rhe vast labor of hoisting-up heavy logs 7iies . *&Ig them to their proper place; ensive, an it a so saves . isual space required in the common way cut up a log in. There are many districts of our wide pread country where the face of it is flat, d where the timber abouuds of the very estiquality, but where it is almost value ess, because of the great distance to saw Aills. This invention will enable the wners of 3uch lands to transport the onrds and planks to the nearest point of avigation, and by it can successfully ompcte with other manufacturers of lum er. " Getting Comfortable."-Ctoton Cro er tells a wonderful story of the quantity f liquor necessary to get a man "com ortatile." It is that in the case of a gen leman whose life was insured, the com iany resisted payment, on the ground that he death of the insurer had been hastened y hard drinking, To combat this, the eirs would of course introiluce witnesses prove how much could be taken daily, efore a man would be subject to the harge of being a hard drinker. Hard rining witnesses 'e oold of course be best a stablish the quantily; and one of them wore that for the last eighteen years of ,is life lie had been in the habit of taking 'very nightfour S, twenty tumblers of whis ey punch. "Recollect yourself, sir," said he examining counsel. "Four and Iveni y ! you swear to that. Now did you nev 'r drinik five ;and tveeniy?" "I am on toy nth," replied the witness, and I will wear no further, for I never kop~t count evond the tw dozen; though there's no ayirg how maniy beyond I might drink n make myselfeomfintPble: bat" twenty OU's iiy stint!" We should think that a nan might ordinardy get comfrortable on uch a stiut, pN the gentleman prescribed o himself, dithout going beyond it , but here's vi uccoutinig for habit. 'ery Affecting.-A sentimental youth. aving seen a young damsel shedding rara over something in ther tap, took the ,rst opportunity to be introduced to her, tid made no dotubt she was a congenial piit. " What work was it that affected you o much the other morning ? 1 saw you led a great many tears. Was it Bulwer's ust " " I don: knowv what IBnlwer's last is," eturnied she, " but I assure you I was do rg a job which alwvays almost kills me. I ras peolitng onions. Comforts of the Poor.-T ho poor man as his wife andI children about han-and rtat has the rich mati more ? He has the ame enjoyment 6f their society, the sante oicitude for their welfare, the same plea tire in their goodl qualities, improvement, Ld success; tliTr connexion with him is s strict and ij pto, their attachment as trog, their graitude as warm. I have o propensity to envy any one, least of all e rich andI great; but if I were disposed o this weakness, the subject of, my envy vould ho a healthy young man, in full pos ession of his strength and faculties, going orth in a morning to work for his wife and bhildren, or bringing them home his wages it night. innate resterri-No nfad owom16an evef told all. they thought to any other fiabf jir woma n. There isabdy s-areserves-anif a reserve produedci. of a. thetisa'nd vifeW consegitences toourselvos and Ith-rs. 1t does not sprinrroa hypoeriiy, ilee-tie sven disingenuousness, bit:,ofte&rom ia want of moral cu-age., and 'otheriduiesi from the best and kindness of feelings. They dislike to hurt and be hirt.-he ib not to offend, 9alf love and ma0ny isiiiTe causes, tend to confirm-this ianate iaid immovable principle -in human -nldare; add it is probable, ihat even in the trads-' ports of the deepest and most inipnedoiid affections, the whole. bosom thoughui. of - one t ere never disclosed to another. - The Boiton Courier -says-".We knoW of but two classes mote contemptible than sheep stealers, and. those are the wrkers who are in favor of the present shinplaster system of Middleand Southern States and those who send anonymous -communiea tions to editors." Thereis another cl.ass,. perhaps- unknown to the editor ofr he'Co*. rier,but quitetoo common in these diggings, upon whom sheep. stealers would look with.contempt-we mean that class ho - are in the habit of-taking a-newspapler some two or three years and cheating the' printer out of his pay I You havenone-of these kind o' customers down in old- ay - State. have you, Mr. Courier? - - Farmers, Mechanics, and Working Men, generally, are the bone and sinew.of do. mocracy. They seldom ask .offices-; but they are always keen sighted-in penetrat ing the difference between the-true-heart. ed democrat and the mere time serving demagogue; between him who lives that he may aid the cause of democracyj And - him who aids the cause of democracy that he may live. They are always for princi ples, not men; reality, not fiction. Those men are always found to com plain the most of hard times and bad pri ces, who add least to the productive re sources of the country. The farmer who, - by his labor creates value from the earth, rarely complains; and need never if he iligently follows the plough. Let those who complain, remember there is an in allible cure for hard times-honest indus. try.-Genesee Farmer. "You ought to be ashamed of Yourself." How very common'and at the same time biai ieen nmaou uY " -r 1 -' ---j pout her pretty lips as though she was mad, and say, "you ought to be ashamed ofyour elf," when every one must know she means nothing by it. It is all nonsense, girls, to make remarks of the kind, and you really "ought to-be'asha.ned of your selves" for using them. Why don't you come right out," like the Yankee girl who was kissed by her lover, and tell him you dars'nt du that again." That's the ay.-Pic. Sltee Ore.-ln the town of Duane, Franklin county, a vein of magnetic oxide of iron has been discovered. distinguished from the other minerals of that region by its capacity of yielding. directly from the process of smelting, a substance possessing. all the physioal and chemical properties of manufactured steel. .Accontodated in full.-Two sailors Were sitting on the gunwale of their sliip, drink ing grog. "This is meat and drink, said Jack and fell overboard 9s he wits speak ing. "And now you've got washing aNd lodging," coolly replied Tom. Happiness Enjoyed.-A captain in the navy meetin a friend as lie landed. at Portsmouth Point, boasted that he had left his whole ship's company the happiest felows ir, the world.-" How so ?" asked the friend. " Why, I have just flogged seventeen, and they are happy it is over: all the rest are happy t hey have csCaped" If married ladies would consult their husbands instead of their friends, en mat ters concerning both, there would he less barsh feeling and more comfort among ther parties. When the question was agitated in Lona don, wvhich would be the safest place to' put NapeleoU, so that he could ntot get out, a genileanu tvho had a suit long de pending, advised ministers to put huim i court of chancery. It being proved, on a triar ac GuildfraN. that a mn's nanme was really Inca, whoa retended that it wvas Linek&; "1 see said he Judge, " the old proverb is verified in this mia, who being allowed an Ir'cu. has taken au - Help others and you relieve yourself. Go and drive away the cloud from shue distressed friend's brow, and you will re turn with a lighter heart. Time to .Btmush.-- Blush not now.' said a young Italian to his young relative, whom lie met issuing from a hauntof vice ; 'you should have blushed when you went 'I say. Tonm, why do you hang your heart so these (lays ?' ' 'm looking after the money they said wold be-lying about the streets when 'old Ti-p' was elected President.'-' " Let every one' take care of himself,!' as the 'rackass said when he was wvahzing mng the chickens. -