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v vr ? * T ??? '' *' ' CEtfEEAL ITELI9. A "maiden speech"?Yes. Lrwondor t.iV8 lii3 wife 13 always to toll her rage. Any yottrtft miss would rather havo her corsets tijht thin her "felW." The latest r.snu* T-^r blonvlo hair is "tho fantastic Ww.M A man with a big nose isn't always handtV?jro, hut Le't- nobby. Vrof. 'i vnd ill is on tho war path. Ilia ray is, "tip, and atom," Kissing fairs ft mono Town. Only ften coats a klsi! l'or tho bouolit of tho church* too! "An Olio jo-k w (furnishes horses with fal e t ith h) as tocouccal their ftjo." Tho trick is tojth-in. A e<<\\ died in Sprir.^Pmld, Ohio, from eatinjc too many apples, which gave riao to Pii.no trouble iu cider. Wiiat iu it that, you can call for in any restaurant md never tail to have brought it: t v V 'l iii> lO,. I. \W1:?' * id'"-! an n Ivorlimnnont herulo.l, " Ihvo '.xters Want \V?s?hinj." f>o do a j*ood man,.' brothers. \ IV.'si nr g v.,man was cured of specchK ?r 1 v a j?: i u. 1 i r husband is now i vuvlir.g aroun I r.ft r the prL-st with n shni-gua. "Sl.r'aidaexclaimed an old lady who v art 1 " a r * t > tci >] i a c ipt tin's story; "What do you have Mum at tea tuff" "To l>?ry dead calm.. in, madam." \i n hi-i w f> i covet i a hot tlo of it ill hinco.it il po? k ', lice ii<l it was Sozodonfc. 1 S'h-siil it w.M.i all rijht, "fciozolonL taka voo much of it." A Hanover (V 11.) man in largely engaged in trapping el.nnka. Last your lio sent ninety i kins to ;> t"ii, tho yar heforo and this year ho expects to send 2,(KKJ. Mr. A i TV w-'T is spoken c-f ns a rising man in Texas pi'i.Hc; . "Cometh up As-a Flower" wouldn't bo a had initio lor him lo adopt. i "I am mtoni died, mv do ir voting lady, at your scntimenta; you make me skirt." "Well, I have h <'u wanting you to start for the bust hour.'' Mini I von, of D Mr.sville, by tho death of i)u unci , h ia f illen into a )'?>rtn:io of ^ 100,000, and t!:o Do uuAdile hoys think just as much of her as t.c y did before. A somewhat simple woman was aslred whether her husband feared (Jod, and re. ; plied, "1 pfuoLH he does, for lie never goes out oil Sundays without hia gnu with I Una." A short man became attached to a tall woman, and s un body said th it lie h id f(iU len in love iv.tli l:er. "Do you call it falling in : sad tiie suitor; "it's nioro liko ; climbing up to it." Ag v.v.tViry the o{her tl.iy at dinner, fTTlz. 1 intently it.to hi i plate, lie remarked: 1 "Only a woman's hair ! It's very sentiment- I si. no doubt, but somehow it gets away ' with my appetite." "You have played tho doueo with tuy heart," said a gentleman to a lady who was liia partner in a game of whist. "Well," i replied the 1 uly, with an arch smile, "it v. us because you played the knave." "Where a woman," s tys Mrs. Partington, "has been married with a congealing heart, i and one that boat-3 desponding to her own, sh will never want to enter the married et'vto again." A bashful young clergyman recently ris ing to preach for tne tirot timo, made a terrible mix of it, and announced bis text in this wiso: "And immediately the cock wept, and Peter went out and crew bitterly. An Indian i man bet ten dollars that ho could ride the tly-whecl of a saw-mill, and tu' bis widow paid the act she remarked: "William was a, kin i husband, but ho did not know much about llv-whoolu." A school-boy had jufit got his faeo fixed to aing "bet us love one another," when a snowball hit him in the mouth, ami so eonfu sod him that he yelled, "I?i! 1 S3 ikes, just do that agin, and I'll oh.uv your ear off." An Idaho gentleman stripped himself, hung his appni'cl on the H.iw-lmek, and retired on t'. pilo of cor'.wood. liis mistake was discover (I by his v. ;!< , who overheard him quanvllmg with an imaginary old woman about tnero not being cover enough oil the hod. A Mot hod m t, minister in Kansas, owing to the late failure of crops, received only fifty cents f -i 'us Hint quarter's salary, and aurthoi, <vu i wife an I live childi- n, had neither laitk butt -r, nor flesh on the tablo for six \ve?. ha, and used rouatcd ryo for eofi'ec. A few Sundays apo, says a floorgia pa. per, a negro wnnan at i biptisiug near tho ferry, exhibited her radical proclivities during the excitement always ut tending such occasions, by shouting at intervals: "'Sweet Jesus! dear i'ankeo Jesus! how I do lub you!" Smith and Jon's were at tho menagerie, and tho uouwrsation turned on Darwin's theory. "Lo?.k at tno monkey," said Smith, "Think of it being an undeveloped human !" "Human!" said Jones, contemptuously. "It is no n>oro human than I am." A boy who wr.s drowned at Wilkesbarro, the other d ty w ?3 named Sehywndcuberger. When a boy with ft patronymic like that on him, once gets into the wafer, the odds :uo ninety-nine out >f a hundred in lavor of his going to the bottom. "Stranger will you try a hand with us at poker?" "Thank you, gentlemen, but there are seventeen reasons why I cannot accommodate you new." "Seventeen reasons for not playing cards ? l'r.iy, what are they?" "Why, the first is I haven't any money." "StOU ! that a uiiol1"'.i novi>r mind t.lm nt h or sixteen." Mr. A. I'ronson Alcott was onco expounding his theory of the sin of eating llosh, and rend, "A man who eats pork becomes a little swinish, does ho not? and if ho oats mutton ho is inclined to bo bheepish." "Peril ipb to," r ph d iir. James Walker, "but 1 have noticed that men who live on vegetables uro apt to be?rather?small? potato's.1' Was lie pleased ??that is the question. At a recant 1?h tore a young man road a lino essay. On his way home from tb* hall he hoard one lady remark to another, as ho walked behind them, "Wurn't that lino?" "Yes," was the reply; but what a mcanloeking little wroton the lecturer was!" /A Saratoga tombstone lifts up a warning voice to bknghi women, in the following ^ inanrvryr Emiua, duu'r oi Abraham and ^ Mvtilda?|' wife of Thoodoro S., died It A SGH, A\ 2(1 yoars, leaving five TjMul truft Jil ,<U*Hod tx> young against her \ v8.0^.1 e women, take warning. ty,* W \> , THE 5 LIOUUV ADWS. T. W. 11K A l'Y, Ki riou SATCUDAY, A1MIIE 2'.', i V.', ?? !11 in 'r vain*.*y<nur im * ?? vn Vol llio Ibnuiau h:u>t. I . . . 1 On tin- 2<lh instant, :i lew ehi/.ens j were assembled in t Ho olVuo ot llie Clerk ol Court at (,'nn wayboro, S. C., ; aiul wine discussing llie condition ot I aliait s in i he Stan?a subject now uppermost in I lie minds ol all: Tliey j ?ini not air>ualo to themselves that! their views woie over wise, or utiiisa ! * i ally | eei?liar, but lliey resolved I ? ex nr< ss i liein in some wuv, i litis slum their desire lo do something to bettei tlieir eoini i tioll. A eujojicM ion beiie^ j nr.nie to 111 a I. elVeel a meeting as I oi^anizeo: Dr. 10. Norton wan reijues J led lo | i\ side and I lios. \\ . ileals 10s fj , lo a el as seel el ai y: The lol lo w leu I'rcainble and Desolations were) oil ned l-y .Jos. [\ W.dsli 10s-j , and unanimously ado pi ed. \\ lu l eas three strenuous elhiris :ii I ho 1 >n!l< it box, : 111 I every appeal lor justice and ii'lui in, 11:i\-? hccii in de in \ :?i11* and w hcr-ais wo have iio;,ii? ' hut handy escaped tin* eonliseation ol oar homos and iiuuschohl (hid*, and not liiug is now loll to tin- no n ol South Cui oln a, \\ ho lu 1 I any property, iiiul who retain tliu lainlcst t raoo ol man hood in I hoir son Is, and who would not luwo their wives and children to : blush lor their hjpioininnui* submission to robberv and ruin, hut to resist luitltor spoliation hy all moans in then power?ho it resolved as tin* sense ol this uti V iuo. ./''/si ?'lh at tho only rented \ i01 oan'.'/.od ii sistance to tho pavmeni ol an\ more taxis than arc ucccssuix to an Inmost aim oom oinioal i?o\orn un til ol tin- State. tSwotut - 'I liat i o 'his end tho lax* payors ol the state should ho iiunio.ii atelv, anil t horotio h 1 v, organized ami pltdip'd to sue!) resist auoo. Third?That tin- Cunvi n'ion to a* si'inl/lu in Coluiubit, on tlio Uli ol .May, should take slops to seenro l hi* oi ijaniz itiou and ih olaro lis jmi|?oso /' Ohi th~ '1 hat ou i 1 h leo it11 s Io s id convention present to that body ihcsi ivsolul ions. ( hi imuion it w as lurlhor resolved that, those proceedings and resolntion* i... i...loi.. i :. .i < < ..v . ?n wi i.-ium ii. 11 iv ijouky ^ i;\v?, and i lie ciiaki.sion n i:\vs and 1\ii:i;'iku Strike lor Hard ran. The surest ions made, by a tow <?t our mtizmis in eonsulla1 ion, and embodied in llie bum ol a preaiubi. and resolutions j?u 1 11 > bed iilmvc, m, ii our opinion, mil it led lo llie eaielt.l eonsideiai ion oi llie Male Demo-- rat ie Convention in at i- l<> mv t in I oluHilda on llie 1 l!i ol next nioiilli To our mind llie snvvesiion ;.l once In iugs ihe <pnstion ol re lorni loa naked issue. ll is revolti. tiouar\ against any lurthur leinpon/' iinjr or hy poerit ieal cunt, ll putsusid* jail pari y and pari v eousidcrat ion ano j sliikes dow n lo // ird pa/i reform, on 1 which all taxpayers may stand. To make practical ihe .sug^i'.-lian oi : llie resolutions, a Stale Convention o taxpayers should meet and eaiiluly review llie financial condition ol ihe State, so as to aeenraieU dcierin ne 1 what amount ol taxes is necessary to j 3 i honcsi lv del ray llie ex pi noes ol ih oovci niiicnl economically administer led. Every item ol expense lo be 'met by ihe go, eminent siiould I ?c | stated Jspeei lienl I v. All ollie'ml s..l . ! l ies and commissions should lu? r? I wowed, it ml l lie lowest salary, or commission, stifVicient to secure i eoiiipoI lent a 11 1 tailhlu! discharge ol tin j duties ol the ollice, should In* Slated The multiplicity ol ollices that can l>e dispensed with, wit lout detriment to the Stale, should also he slated. Thus I arriving accurately at the aimmoi necessary to an economical governi mcnt ol the Slate, let e\iy taxpayei stand pledged to tredy pay the taxes nocossury to thin administration, hut beyond this they go not one lanhing. Alter this statement ol figures show ' ing the amount necessary to an economical government, ami the dillYranee be1 wixtthal ainouuiit and the rohherx we h ive borne so long, let s. leu n j? e.i^ | es tie circulated throughout the Slul? | lor ti e signature ol taxpayers to the cikJ tlmt they will Htai.nl hy the issue. Already wo hear ot many citizens <>< this county ox j>r? ssing tlimrj auxiet) lor such a |? lodge, OUR WASHINGTON LK IT Ell. XV AfclllNt.TON, I). (J., A | n i I 2J, 1870. PKKSII'N I IAI, CANDIDA IKK. Mr. Blaine's irictnls arc very anxious alxilll. 11 i 111. lie I'elUseS to <loin tti? I an invhtto ton l?y t oiigress ul th rumors in c>r.ulauon again*'. him; haying: TOlUty WBTKLY P "li id.* Deinoerais ii111?k they have anything o t iik>, lei them lake the 1 initutiv. ; 1 .mi leati) tor tin hi. l'n? I?r-?\? i * i arges ag "gst. a piTon ma il mi t lit! t Mill, linn .i ?la\s, it In.' ts mi o.m in. The very i a e i lltaL tin j I), inueia > ilmi'i in \ e*t ignte tluse ru. linn's h111m1111 r >n\ inner any ie monahl , i no }>i rjnilieud man thai the to in main/ in l hum." This is all very well, us far as it goes; bill -Mr. Blaine's lr einls are not sail*- | liu<l. 'They are alraio thai the 1 'e.noera Is may he only lioUline. u|> lor a wh It , ha\ing ileieriiiiiieil not to take ail) loimal notiee ol iiiiiioih uiioni | -Mr. Blaine, or any oilier |?oss|l?le lie- j |inl?|ieau eanilnlate, tin n alter tliei lviiu inn.it i m-mimit ton ; a.ler w hiuti, it ' I lie ilouiiitee he vulnerable, lliey W'iii ' "go l"f iii 111. N 11 u 11 h>I iii'I ill/ i in- j thinI >ei ina??i a/an s liiaine, nnwcvci, i .ii.o. hy i''e liv, ehl' lly ' \ .M"ltou, I v. "iii\oit/ .in I olln i ii< piihueaii as|?i- j tarns t i l lie I 'i i snle oe \ , ami I lull II li i.U.", hi1 ! I'egal'ileil lu le as 11kei v to he a imieii st i on/er mail hi the i ini 11 > a a 11 cm \ en. ion i han any ol ma man , j u 11a 11n il. i In.* aho ve was wiitleii, a usu- ! ali\ w e| I in h >1 n if I I i i'|Hl ulliM n V oil- J giessimiii has eail. d 111 11 inu lo say | i ii'ii Biaine is going i?? rise to a <jui ?- ! I .Oil nI j.I I \ I age,' III liif lloils , oil j t i . 11,. I . i ? iiiiiii ii v will | u l IM llise I 1 I ncCua in curie, lioud t? i lit tile.*.J (I UN. N. 1'. I;A.nks said yesl nr.I;i\, thai one o| i lie itmiI^ < 1 l lie laMiihla'I'M) I) V llie IN. iaMtls J i. on\en i Ion 1 .1 iNtlhtii I .1. '1 Udell, ol .New \ oi k, willed Is !V?ll,'.;A ever} lay Io lie 111<>re* and ueiie nrolMhle, ! would In* l lie ll l It ii i (d li>e lie I I?11 Inictill [1.111 V ill Mass a litec l . i it'll. ilahUs Mi\> III a I I lie people id I li.it j Si:?I e, 111 e>| ( ( l i \ c id | i.i rt v, a re m > Oliver Id see the Kcderai V i. v i ridllent j ie'in>U\ .idiii111isl i * 11 iiik:'' 1111 ri , thai ! lie V Wimi ii I elVC i ill It'll, Wlli' Is oli i\ 11 i >> 11 t 11 I lie III Jls I I ,i \ i I V / llClt I tl< 111 Oil i ?J o/iicint honest I/ a <( <i m i a ist fill ti'i ic/oiiii, I.>1^1 a III.: jt ll it y as i in \ | i i v i e \N' I \ i I " I \ ell 111 a 1' ia s 11 li 1111 a i candidal e. 1111 N . W. S 1||||,M.\N. l id re is a rapidly o n?w in*j? son 11 1 uienl, aneeiM .New i'.n 4 la ml, Acw j \ at k, 1'en 1 e \ \ a 111 a and .New .1 e i s- \ I deliinel its, in | a \ or id o I V III'.; 111 I i. I s ills i 11 e a 1 11 I'd lliilian .ill tile set (Mid ' I?lace nil I lie Uek< I. 1I>I:ii ill lias la'eli j iin.e Uimwii anil I'esIit'ele?I, ad o\i ; ille I., lilt mi, a > tlie (mi In Mil 1st ol the j 1 i 11 mi si*. 11 e is a mat 1 o! n i i a t ea 1 mi el v. i and Ills private eii.ii'aetir is spoil s>. 1 1 I .s name 1 Mi any I Ii Ui t would si 1 ii.J Ii en ll. i e yo'.i 1 lit so specula! ions, W lilt Ii 1 lie.ir I in mii day to day, ami hum Ihmii j lo aatir, lor wliai Ihey are worth. 1 N V I SI Iv.A'l IoN OF into INSAN10 ASVI I'M. I 11 -i I'lie Heed oiuy read lite sli Ui niin; I I el a is id llie. pending i n\est l??ai I mi 1111 o 111 e 111 a ii a oe me 111 1 d I i 1 e 11 o \ 1 I 11 i inehl Insane Asylum, in l?e com meed j Ii a I llie ( ha I e (*> < d u 11 el' col 1 am I in u 111 I ll.f 111 il,IHT> ami morals ol W ashing- j ?>li eliifla Is all', II11 i I a 11 |i 11 V, I mi i loo rui*. Mui ii s an- loiil, hv a;hmlaiih i 111 I o'.hcls, \\ ItU'll simimi 11 m ?l t like) la i k i o in a iM'i.s ot llii' in lil< I It* af es than i i i li 1111 u I iv I a I ions' by \\ U ii".?m h, (l inli-r c>alli,ot I rar.Mifl urns thai have I iUi*h I'l u-f in i lie I i)i h er'n\hi v ul ( In is cm ?i\ilizalimi, aii'l wilhn. a .-lone's hinw oi our I'atiKal. ll is almost incredible. 1 Jr. N ili< 1>, who lias 11:i< 1 entin i'iMil i ol ol 1111institution, tor aliont \vi i:iy years otl.rs, in ihe ri'|nr.ali?mi Me lias iMm ailieil ihioiif h lite in ndim.; in \ i si ia al ion. a line il insl at inn ol the] lisaM ions ill its 1.1 li.fl assoeial ions, ill was original 1\ chosen l<i iJiis j i o si I lion, it. i> said, imi arfoii Hi ol his ii | mi * la 11 on lor lie i if voleiu r; hit I li n sooner j (111 In* lail into I lie haiuls oi llif iJis In nM I into , aiul become an intimate i rifii'l .imi a.-sofiaii* ol tin* on nil) is oi thai lioiiy i hati his lu i evolei.ee sovnis lo have changed I tin* jM'ossesl, i;t_ I ..it 111 a 1111 \ ; an.I his iliMie lo sustain a lirolfssii Ktal r.i.ii. i i..'. * 1 ? i j I <?t % i <' i . j I i . 11 .-n i w 11; i v u ; \ ii I?UmI tu tin* m ?luct i \ c inlbiciu os ot -1 m "i* 111 ,t t i 11, lake i<"> many ntlurs j I III* IblWottxM Uiul I III' 1 Jl'!l\ In |)S, .i?i" i'.\ iii11?111 In1 llmimhi <inl\' ol lixaling 1 Joss Sboplu-i'il in I Ims spkmloraint inagnilkmiK'c ol his inantiiT >i| I i \ in ?_r, a ii > t ks'i-j) ti | > thai style i>' liing, wuli on i in in mission, i lie (lov? I'ln uu'iit lumisbiijg i; !?_ 1 mills, until i Ik* |?r? s? ni invt {-ligation was insula* 11*?|, wliicli broilg Ii I 11' in to a Miiitlrl, | 11ait in bis career ol cruelty ami olln-r I \ ice s li is uselos* io say ibat the A 1 n>ini. rat ion |hi rl y is nol ivspe msibl e lor l best * 11uiscs, t. barges w t* r ? ivik at c?lly i ii.ol--, ami pwbii>tu'?l hi i i i* pape rs, ot j A a*-11111to11j lim ing tin* 1:><1 Congress; Imii no beeel was panl to tin ui, ami no I 111?I i ri i y in ml * a> to ibetr l nil 11 or lalsi- i ty tliu en riiions approju iat oas '.ortlml support ot ihe Insane Asylum1* being granted, in i-vt-ry oast, uuboul ejues. ! ii"ii; and the bo pcrint ended ol that ' i11"l it ?tti?*ii heing permitted l?? live; like : :i ii:iIk>i? on iIn? money appropriated I hv Congress to miro, or a.leviatc the Ktifterings ol the nation's most helpless wards the p'tor lunatics. til ic bulk ai* tim.vi.. A crowd miic*li larger, it anything, Iii:111 that ol Monday, assembled at. the Capitol on \\ ediicsday, to witness the Inriher proceedings in the impeach* ment ?'t Belknap At I2:ftt), the e<Meieiary appeared, ami, anon alter,' i IJoiisi? managers also arm i-tl, ami 0 fibred their re|dic.aiiott to the plea ol d? leml'int. It. was read l?y Mr. Bold, 01 New York, and controverted the o'ea, on the ground "that., alter the in\ estigal Ion ol hi* crime had hegnn, and while said investigation was pi nil * V EW S: APiUL 29, mt?, iieiknup resigned, lor the j?tirj???sc* ?i Cscttpint; unpoaehm nt. " 1 i:e l?ii'orui ;*-*ki.-?I iintil Monday, April 2 11ii, in order u> make a isw< r to the replieation. Alter argument by eonnSv't, tin; issue Witi postponed until ihe 2 71! i 1111. pvpf ;.U 'Jon -sp no Uno) of (ho iloiry News-] \\ AMiiMiton, April 24, 1 s71> liut little lias beei. done in the \v:iv ol le^i-i.tthill tbls week, in lael uotliiiii; excep some private oi'ls an 1 Unlaw 11 ar.a!? i' ino i lie 11 nil an inireaii Ii'v?111 liie Intel i ?r to ine war departnient. A tote was reaelied on lliis measure on 1'iiday alter a lout; ?1 t ale tin bill passed by I .to to 1)1). Should' It beeoiue a law, it is estimated that at least ten mil don dollars will b- saved eaen year to the "o vernmeiii. It proiHitft ii'iii army oilieers snail be detailed oil Hoi pay to ael a-* Indian agents j and makes many niln r riianoes, w liteh ! awl o 111 \ pioleet tin- Indian*. lioni iniposi I Ion at tin- to \ i- ill men L (mill belli ^ t W I lid led. i t Is doiibl I ill w I ml I leillie Senate will pa-s the bill and e\i n | 11 it s 11 o 11111, it i? s 11 i I m o i e d o ii b l | n I w 11 el lie i I lie I'lesldent Won id si-^li II. a> 11 di si I < y s I.is " 11id lan peace poile.y." I 11 e i*li ii l'i i u s \s 11 ie Ii li i \ e ii .id I lie a p ,i ,i i.i i...... i ..i ? i 1 ..v "i un- .i;^ in>, win make a ] \ looi'lMIs ti^llL il'-lll III the | Mil ' Willi ihe l'l e?l'Uml lo |?it v * i?t tlii> eluin^e heiuo mane as liny would"lose llieil pal1'11ualJ? hv It, iiliil 111? y are win lime I??i* Ma- iiwiv:?M-ii expense ii 11 ii* 11ri\ i f> I In-in u! |tower. i lie l\ i i I ii m i r 11 rase lia- net yel Ueeii ili-ei'li'iI, tiw lawyers Inn e heeii Jironliio u siuee lui'Mlay last an.) will me |i roii,i lii y finish Until the 'Jot Ii w hee. .1 uii?^e l alter may lane some time to m-'I'.i' i > | iii> in l m I, though | I'lim unit eu' it him o ; \ e i i Ilo.ii tim mneh, hi' It.is already ; will defined opinion that K 111 ton r 11 sla > it'?t he ?I iseh a r h v lie I ioiwe ami held lo answ er to the iniliet turn i. Mlttll <1 tilts lie his vie W oi i ou r.-e Im w 111 oi't lei l ite tl i-rlia r<_^*r a' ' d i ihe sil?otll.ir sj.erlaele will tlull If ' , ft'iii ol a suooi timali' e-uirt svliitio aside the will ol tin* d it! v e I or' i d teni im II t a 111 es ol the |iei!|tle. .^lieh an or-h r, it sttsl it.n it ami submitted lo hv the House will etl'ei'l 11:11 ly preX'enl :itt\ i 11 i*i her i m \ est ioa t ions a-, no wit in .-.s i on! ! he It'll*I'ti to answer, it inhas lite iij^hi lo ?l I'lde \\ it a i <jue t.ion> .or jut'i'ii ami eome within llm j?ur \ n w oi l lie linn mil 11 i'Vs | tower. Ihe e.oiisl 11 U! I' mi ojvis eoiio'ess l he |n?wei | and dlieels llial il shal' roust i t u' i rttitils nt v irittl powers and jnrisdie I ion. I In* i oiu in i 111 a s aif mad t* emir's, til' I'olh lui-sti me is | of the imi,in-e < ! taking I est iiiioiiy 'o lie rejnnted to the house. Lwry stieUlino lawyi r U11 ?\vluat W heli a witness i> h: i u^ r\a ni lm d hi lol'e a I'onll, and an injerlion tmadi' lo aitswiiine a our.-tlon put, ltl.lt (/hi colli'/, deeitlf.- .'.s to t lie pl'opl l I rt y oi I i: 'pies' i<111 and din ets ihe 1 wiiiifss lo aii-wer or nol, as it max j ft i el mi in*. I Ills rule is ah-olu 1i\ e\ j cepl m lit re i In: witness deelims ' aiiswi i on i In' mmini 1 ili.it In* would | in nun.ati- Iiiiiim'Ii, thm'in. I'i'tiri can nni fciiiju I :ui iinsw r. 1 iit' 111 mi si* lias j tin- teiiicdy in il> utvn hands s Im mi I I I J ildi;c C'llirl alltUlpl L?? lliu'/./.V it III this way, au'I lli.it is to I'm-aill'st. Kil iKiui ii ii lii' is iiisi'iiar>4fiI ami lt? Iui jit' u'li mii> I s Us j if tui 1 a i'll' liif iirmitiiiriil iii llii' I M'lkna|> rasi* I'tMiiiiifiici's mi W I'diii-silay 'It*-' -Till 11 isit 111. The Imusi! nuinnecrs I?-1-1 t i'i\ I'uiili liMi 111; 11 1111' 111 fa that H.'lk nail Was i ol an otiicial when impeach ? ii wtiultl lit- ovci ruled, i#111 they will j MtlMllU plotd that lie lOilJ at tile 1HII> u! hi-. 1111|) e a e 111111* 111 am null v ^teielai't ol \\'..r Ih'lUi.ap liaiidnt in liis its |ai,:ui<ni on the iiinriliun ,.| tile 'Jd ol .Mareii and was iu>peached that, evelin.ix. 1 mil iii settling his aeenuiits he drew {inv tor the semitul day >t March and was uiihnul dispute secretary ?>! War in tile innriiiii^, as the lnv do > i el rt i'M^nise pari ol day s, tl is .-.|aiiue<l that Ins rcsionation did noi mius" linn to cease lo he secretary until the elosi ol Use day, in which c* nil his idea is l.dse. \\ it liesses have heeii summon ed in he in ai I e 11 * I a 111 e on linn sd.iy, J tlu'ii^h it is not jM'ohahlc in any event j ihaltliey can he examined hetorcil ihe sueei'ed.ine week. in the whiskey tiiiLT trials and in! many ol the investigations, particularIv i lii?st: in regard t<> I.In# Mile ol j???.-1 ! I rudt tne smell ol corrupt ion J was brought uucomiortihly ncir t*? I I'reMileiil Grant. Ills brother, his I eontiiieiilial secretary ami many <> 1 his nit imai v associates have been proven guilty ol practices tor which some ol i t hem ate how in tlie peuhenl iarv ami otl:ii> ale eensurial hy ail ilrcrnt people. Hut tlie eoiiimitiee on expemli , tUI'eS in the 1 )ep:i l I lllelit (it .Justice have loll ml i hat even the President, whom ail hoped tor the honor ol the nation, would not be loiind participating in the corruption by which he was Mil rounded, has been guilty ot using the public tun Is tor the purpose ot securing his on n election, i'.x attorney general Williams test died beloi'e the committee thai lie n.iiii ihe not<?.-? ".Jiioiiiiy Davenport'* supervisor (>i elections in New Y??ik ? iiv, Mf>,000 by the direct older vl President Gram. 1 ins uume) eamo Ii'oiii i lie secret service limit and was most ol it given to Davenport just prior in lite election in IH72 and was Urol lo corrupt home voles in New York and to intimidiie others. li will lie ri nicrnbcrcd tlnti Davenport just prior to ibe election aimed lai^c iiumber ol roughs audi paced tin in at tlie various polling' places, lo dnve oil' ibe respectable I vours. Tito testimony ot al'.omev I general Will inn s shows where ho goi at least a portion ot the money to pay ' LO ? l>. ?m w?i n im araa mrnrwnimm^ m ?i m -w.-iWwk ' lor tlie hire ol his "nravos." It came 11*>in me United biatoH treasury and ' \\a<> |nihl out by the older oi too i'res! idenl. it ik humilialint; to make Mieh , i a i-i ti metil bill the irin 11 requires lii n 1 il should be ma le. Nkm O. . 9 UliU iNElY VII.tK Li, i i ! Alexander T. Stvwart?Three American 1 .m tunes? .lluiliiliiins oi i lo?eio? iae | meal i rcncii Auiei icuu Naieeoo-amuse* nieitls. [From Our Own Correspondent. J Nl.W Voi.'K, April 18, 1870. Once ayain, and liiat at no very di.>? j lam lime, Uie I'inerul bells must nnjj, a.m llie j;i'eal U*io ol Auieriean linau* end jgianis will be only a memory. Aiiui is g Hi'; ?51evvari s remains have Just been lowered into his modest v.oili in A'. .\la i k s Uh uroll \ ai d ; \ indoroili oiny mii vivos?a li.no old Vet VI. ill Ill'tfCU, IJlll hHJ'L'iy it II I hlV.Mliy I itiijiiii.tciiiiij^ ins Iitst tml ?.111 i v\ iivii j Ilk- Is *m1111 the llll'ef ?'lY.ll 1 ol'lIIIK's oi | I this couuii y \\ ill h.ive i).isst'?i tlowu U? .llloUltT u> livl'.ll lull. Mr. .>l?-tvui l's jiruiiuiu'iict' ami pecii 11111 11 11 ? iii \ c i?cl . 11 f c t?111 f 111s iii ill 111 o > i fU-'i j liiksi ami in llic country 11 ?\Vlu^i ill li is tilled loll. 1\\ el V sd ill) til l?i-? nisltii v, I'li rv all ;i I ii ;t t>lc item t:? iiicei u, 111^ 11 i.s 11af 1111 ss , I'11 I?? l I y, 11a bI s, a 11<I .-simi* has been eagerly sought ' out ami iinia>1111>a>iy eiiva'alvil by ibe pit s ., ii,i iiu* 1111 u e* . s all ?.*a ly uclluiyii t\n uisii ii, ami un i t: is In.tic tbiit 1 j j C"lll?l .I'M til 11A MI 111 lr I'vSt. Ul ctiitr.su i in* .;tiaUsl inicresi ami i fill ll'h.t > f fill If lljii'll I lie 1151.11 If tlisjto| hiliuii ?> uiv vast ti.u rcsls wlnc.i llic j fsl tiaitt liif.u irs, cspecially as llic tlv.nl in in leads iiu li.timl relation bt! It III I J Uat lor S.tllslai'l lull I'll Must; jjiiiuis llic 1'Hniic iiinsL await the j . 0 I'llliu Oi llic Will, W It. till U |.| Jir ib;, ' N lie iiul vcl'v it'll.; tlt'ia \ u11. i l j^ciif I a I iy uu i v r -1 tun I, liowt' it r, l Ii a I I u s aiuiosi liif-lum; iiii'icl ami conli. 1 i iilial If;; il ylviscr, .imlye liciiry (lili uu, will 11?i the iii'isl jiari slainl hi .hi. Muiiii'i s |il.ict: in t:a?i i.i f.ti a 11 i v ( iuii llic t ..i i? Mis schemes which I i ..i ' ' ' ......... . i. . i I . i 11 *. i ; I ?I' m IJI. I. t' j } ui v yuu'is business, which was lIn* nucha? ol 1111 > i usi Wealth, :i l: I was as i la* apple hi lil> c\ (. (i> its Itillini> I' j tlnirijjj lus inny w ars ami more ol | C'tinun ri'ial lile, and n inch ho.v ucen I pa s mil only tin.* iwo j^umI wliiu j II a c palaces hcie, Imi hall a dozen , I) audi csla'disnmcnis in lorci'ii parts, i Will be CIMtl tilth d 111 It I ' I' llnr III I ! stvlo ami lm* ui.ihagciiicnl t?l .Mr. j \\ hi. I. lib. v, who i bus lint|s dcvolv* ! * ' ino a ooit bun llie cares ami rcspoiisij bi t ll li's t)l one til ibe I a lots t |?ii v a I o court Mis on ca 1 l It, I be \ tally \ ol u me I til \i horn il ade r.iuoes Iroui thirly In liny niilibU's ol tlollai s. '1 lie loss I caused i > l lie: simple t iviMiir ut I lie! I 11o I s o| llit* Ne\V \ ?i U slo| i s I l"oIII .\l r. Mi'W.inV ileal I: ini alier his burial aim>uids lo a small lomine. 1 lie Inner.ll t. errllimiK s Were I wo | 11 * I I ami ex i remedy imposing. 1> ir.-i lite body lay in stale, st> lo speak, .t1111?i I lie more lli.ui leal mar nilit'eiiee III Ills I'll Hi avenue palace, while scrI vie.es u en.1 rea I and a enured lew, lo II i whom I leUel s w t it* issii 11 by > he laihl >v, wen* p rinilletl lo lake a la?t look it the remains. i lie cor'.t^e, consisting ol be I w etui Iwo a lb I 111 ree I hi lltired carriages ami a countless tliroiij' of |a*tI* si rains, 1 licit look its nay to .M. .Mark's Church, which is iIn; one atle: tied by l lie tiunily ? one ol i he sin a lies'. I and oldest bu t at l lie si uie lime most ai istocr.itio til New \ oi k churches. 1 11 ere I ue impressive s*riiees ol lie ! Kmsetuial Clitiivh were :ii>ain i'e;i?l. I . ' s i in 11 rs|)e i set 1 ivuh beami nl music, ami alien* llie tui:eral seiiuon by the veue- i I t'll! 1 i S 111 > I I I 't ll 11 1* I 11 < > i ll i ? ?? ... I ? ~ V ..... ...... | l)i*i in* to (lu* vimrem yard and lowered I lull* (in.; i:tiniI \ vault, loo niod--st slal* hi which can just he !?e?*it ami.I the I or. L'.I yiass, ou.y .ihii.it i w ci.l \-ti \? ItMUl .Second avenue ami hardly inure tro.n lentil Mroel. Froltl I lie valll. can almost he seen Iim great retail ? establishment, only two sgnares distant, ami lite spot seems emil.elitlv appropriate? the last resimy pl.teO ft ii.e man should t.e the heart ol the i?m y c:iy whieh made linn, ai.d wliadi lie hi I'd urn so largely ahhd to bmhl a |*. I lie How its it. both the bouse and church w* iv yuryeous in their protusum. At liotli places liie velvel-eov- i n e*l casket \\ sled oil great banks in j while roses, ami la rye crosses, clowns, lliaips, anchors, and wreaths ol the I rarest exotics li.ied the air **1111 ilieii | fragrance. The employees ol the two I great stores sent magmlic* lit llorai tokens *>1 liieir respect, *m" being an 1 enormous cross 01 llowers nine le.t [ high, ami tlie oilier a broken column I supporting a wreath. Tno pall-b.-areis inclinied Secretary Hamilton Fish, tiovt'i nor i'lhleii, t hii-l Justice Daly, Governor iiice *?i Massachusetts, 1*. u r Uonper, William l'jvaris, and several other prominent men. I'lie crowd hdoiii tin; house* and church was p. r haps the largci ever called oat nt ihi> ciiy by a strictly private Mineral. it was estini'iicd \i* containing li'oiu (mi lo twelve thousand people?choking l.ne si reel-, lining i'\( ry window, balcony, and housetop, and hanging m all nimiiici ol perilous positions iroin railings ami trees. I lie one Inindrcd policemen on the ground were baldly able lo restrain lite pressing, curious mass, and II Was Willi lite UUIIOst Willicully thai the Mineral pari) were able lo get to and lrom ilteii caniagos. The cxt i cinu interest thus maiillchled is a striking prool ol the universal rev| eieitcc lor money . Mr. Stewart was ' never a public man, neither was lis ti P?'I>II 1.11* UJiC. lilt' lllllllbi I' UlLUIig that eager multitude ivho had ever looked ti|>oii his lace was astonishingly smut:, considering Ills posit i oi: ami the kngtb ol his 1 CSldeilCC lU'li'J hut 111V lilt-It^ I.tot ot his possessing- mu It i..buie'it> (]>i i it I u i os ol Hi *1 iiiiiiioy lor l ho lack oi a liuio ot Wnhdl most ol ihiui were bwitoi log, was enough to oiiohatii their Ullontiou lot hours lor a chance ol one glnupno ot his gleaming caski t. Till? 11 uillbel' ot til tides ami opinions upon the deild merchant ami his won* aerial career which have lined our p.iand ilie convciouiiou ol ihcir loaders (luring the week, is legion. Lively blnule ol ju ignici'l upon ins character and wont ha? been ncdy pronounced, i'rosented in a lew wold-, however, the moral ol Ins itle seems te? be that biraighilorwaialnefS ami noswcrvci mg tt uin aio inw si longest lottmbitions upon which to hnnd a ^ givat business, oi' nn ie br'u lly yet, lual "liolietly Is ihc best policy." I uc amusement interest Is almost the only one w inch delics the prevailing tiepi'CbSlou. lively theatre iii town is doing a good business, and the whole Lull oi tare is a very alii active one. High llilgeily, low ivmioly, burit'Mjue, and minislivi>y aie wen repicscnicd, ami every la-tc can be suited with something good ol us hind. Hut ol all the score or two ot i meat ii v:;i i representations now going on in A e tV i Oik, ihel'c is iiotlilng that surpasses la brilliancy llie pei'ior.iiauco ol \ ictoi ieii A.it'dou's late drama, i'c; col, al lie L a ion .Vk] i a i e, in i lie pi op;u ation ami mounting ot wniell tii.it ? niu-i co111 Icons and indciat igah.e ot managers, Air. A. Al. i'alnicr, has Lorly on Id i.? oe 11 li o sc 11 i lie sci ne ;s I lid in . vi\, in 1' ranee, and 111e o die in n I 1111* i i o l's in lie..' 11 o; 111 ih 111 : i i o > n > acts i l'anspi i\ , have liit: liidcsi j u .-> I, e u <i? Ijc* Hk in uy i In: be*, ne paint, r. i lie .in pol 11 Unell> 1IIi lltL(l!'<.*, ete., al l' as aorgeoiis and harmonious a> ihe most iwii > vould la outre, w mie i lie east embraces almost tin; \\ hole fire:,mh o. one the lb,est comoanicN on 11to r.ugiisii 1 ii" 11111a*:m?iiai it<lis ?'l ail.-s ixatc Claxioii, Mis? \ onion, ami .ni.\ \ V 11k111s, wilh those ol .Messrs. i iiurt.c, I'arseiio, ?)? o tdait, ami liob* miii, aii', hi euiir.Ni:, llie must sinking, ii.ii, i-veiy pall, down 1 o I lie iili in blesl, is niii lli u il, ulid I ii us I lie tie \ e Iiipinei11 ol I he mieiiseJ \ dramatic l/lol Is 11 j .?i led uy an milked .in-iptiii ies. 1 lie simy is a< I in I ra lily u ol kid out, lis rial siicngih being umy develop, <1 m he last a.i, uheie llie interest Is wrought up 111 a height w lili'li is a I aiosl pain I u During liie ?puek succession ol iiie in mating eseiits ?liie nonie sciloioeiisalioii 1.1 J'\ii.rcol, the nncuiiMions m 11-eon v le I loll ol ihe rial eritniual, and the renewed eoinplieal'on eauscd oy llie thoughtless i xeluuidlion ol llie In 1 nine ?llie house Is l.urly breathless in lis suspense; and at llie happy deii'iuellieiii llie pi IH-up leoilng ol tin) packed house night ty i uisls lnio a roar ol a p pi a use. i lie play w i 11 r, iniiu on the boards well 'ulu lliu Ueiiieuni.d Male, 1 o gi \ e uppoi i null y to the g'cat IIII 'II tier oI si I an i i > vv in i a i I i i.. .. , ... ,, I . | ' i II k/VJ III I III' ill), to W llHUSS U. i i U) | iO j'Ulaiiiy *?i "I'Vi ii'ol ' is well hlnnui l?y mi' tact Iliai i \vu weeks iiIu r Us u.ii ia! |ii 11oi'iiiaiice in New \ ork, U was l??a ?n J. ill oil l iii i > I'm >k i \ Ii, '.V I le i e 11 w a a w eei\ cm I with hardly less eiil i. usia.>iu, i i.wnx. l iver ami Mood Diseases15y 11. V. Pi ruck, M. D., Author t?t" " i l.o People's (.'o iii ii ion .vo u50 Mniieul Adviier.' A healthy liver ;ceeftl is each day about two and a ha I pounds *> 1 bile, which contains a grea' amount of waste material taken t'.eiu ill" hluoil. When the. liver becomes to |? ?1 or e-oi^csii >1, it tails lo eliminute this vast anion; t of noxious substance, which, therefore, icmaias to poison the blood, and be conveyed to every pait < t the system. What must he the condition of the Mood w hen it is receiving a.id retainingeaeli day two and a h ill pounds ot poison.1 Nature tiles to ward oil this poison thiough other channels and organs?the kid neys. lungs, skin, etc., tint these organs be* eonte overtaxed in performing this labor in addition to their natural functions, and cannot, long withstand thepresuro, hut become vailously diseased. The brain, w hich is the great electrical center ol ail \ italit y, is umlul) stimulated l.y I lie unhealthy blood which passes to it from I he heart, and it fads to perform it s oilieo healtnily. I lenco I lie symptoms of eile poisoning, w hi T are dullness, lieadache, incapacity to keep the mind on any subject, iinp.urment ofm-moiy, iliz/.y, sleepy or nervous toolings, gloomy foreli nlings, and i.rii ioility of temper. The blood itself being disMsed, as ii forms the s\ve it upon the s?n face <? *n . skin, il is so in itnling ami prisonous tli.it. it produces discolored biown spots, pimples, blotehes. ami other <voption-', sores, h tils i n honcles, ami scrofulous tuino.s. The atom* \ ach, bowels, ami oilier organ*. c moot rseapu III becoming aifectod, sooner or later, ami we have, as the resit It, cost i\eness, pies, d opsy, dyspepsia, ili.o . lui-a. Ofher symptoms ai e eoinmon, as bitter or bail tasio in niottlh, internal heal pnipiiution, teasing co.ign, unsteaily appetite, eiioaking sensation in throat, bloating of stoin .eh, pain in side, or about slioaide.s or hack, eolJue-s of ox.realities, etc , etc. only a few ol tne above symptom* ae likely to he present in any ease at one time. 1 he liver being the gie.it depiiraing, < r olood-ea'a ling i rgati of the system, si t ilns great ''housekeeper of oni health'' at wo. k, and I lie foul corruptions wnioli goinler in tun blood, ami rot .nil, as it were, toe machinery of life, are gradually expelled from the system. l?T ? 1.1-. ....... 1 * ? .ii ?iu^ inn iji. I'leiw s i?okle,i I Discot-My, \>ith very small doses daily of c.r. Pierces Pleasant i'lirgauvo Pohets. Is pro* nun.cutty the articles ncodcJ. I'hoy euro eve.y kiiul ol humor I'roin the worst scrotal* to the com.a.>11 pimple, biutcli, or eruption, i*icat luting u.cers kindly heal under thoir mighty curative inUucuco. Virulent blood poisons that lu* k at tue system tiro by ihe;u ?obt<M oi ll*oir loiiois, mid uy tuoir persever* lag and somewhat piotruCuvt use loo most tut..led s. stoma may he completely renovaud ami huiLup aaow. iini.i ^ud glands. tuuiort, and swehiogs, d ;vimho away and disappear unooi the luiiuonco of those great rosolveaU. %