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SUCH IS LIFE AMONG THE DE- 0
VOTEES OF THE GODDESS ir
OF FASHION s]
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(Proper-Gander.)
All men have been endowed by ^
their Creator with certain inalien- tl
able feet. * , j'
Whether primitive man was proud 1
or ashamed of his pedal extremities h
has not been found out, nor is it t
known whether shoes were intended a
to decorate them or to cover them t!
uu. but certain it is that some com- n
peer of Irene Castle in tlie year one a
invented shoes to the exceeding tor- n
ment of the rest of mankind. a
Such were my thoughts one after- u
noon as I squeezed my feet into *(f
pair of white pumps in preparation v
for an afternoon party?beautiful 1;
buckled pumps but small, very small o
though the exact size of them I with-J h
hold, for fear of what would become
of my reputation for veracity. j ?.
It took all the fortitude I possess- c
ed, but at last I got my feet into
them and set out for the canine. By f
the time I had walked half a block h
I knew what I felt like. I felt like a c
dead man who is in a position where t
a suit of asbestos could be used to
advantage; and the approaching car 1<
looked like a heavenly vision. g
T.ie car was crowded, and the a
'.bought of hanging to a strap for a ?
thirty-miniates' ride filled me with a v
desire to gro peacefully un<?er the I
churchyard sod. where pai'ties and a
:;rht slippers are not. However, near h
the front of the ear I founii a young t
"ir Galahad who offered me half his n
seat, oblingingly letting me have the a
-,!nce by the window. I hope my meeK I
"hank you" conveyed to him a por- n
,;on of my inexpressible relief as I r
sank beside him. ti
But the end was not vet. My feet o
burned and ached and throbbed un- b
peakably inside their smootn white e
canvas prisons. I looked out of the s
window; I took out my vanity case t
and powdered my nose till it looked t
like sugar-candy; I tried io rorget c
that there was anything beyond my e
ankles. In vain. "Stone walls do not t!
a prison make, nor iron bars a cage." n
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it an innocent little canvas slipper a
in be a jail such as to make the a
astile hide its face in shame. At nc
st I knew that I'd pass to the fam- v.]
y vault on the spot if I kept those
Lrocities on a minute longer. So
rawing my feet as far under my et
-cirt as I could, I slowly eased them j,.
at of the pumps, and as I wiggled y,
;y toe in blessed freedom under my
icirt no prisoner released from Sing f;
inir ever felt as I did.
The car went on, and for a few a'
lissful moments I was free. But all
liings have an end. At last I was "
orced to decide that it was time to li
at my slippers, and trying to forget lr
ow much it hurt, I turned my attrition
to the other. I put my toe in, it
nd lo! they miraculously filled up
he entire space, leaving no room for p
ly heel, I tried again, pressing with tl
y my might against the floor, but to v
o avail. I had not. much time left, n
nd I worked feverishly. It was no v
se. That slipper would not hold my h
oot, and I couldn't get off the car tl
/ith one shoe off. I tried desperate- n
jr; I could feel the perspiration start p
ut on my carefully powdered foreead.
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"You seem to be in trouble, ma'm,"
I heard my Sir Gallahad say "
I helt) V0U?" V
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As I lifted my tortured eyes to his
ace I remembered with a flash of t<
ope that very young men sometimes t]
arried pocket shoe horns. So I e
old him my tale of woe. ! t)
"If you have a shoehorn you can
jnd me," I ended, "perhaps I can f<
et my shoes on. I'm on my way to e<
party at Evelyn Ringston's."
[e smiled. "I happen to be on my y
ray there myself," he told me, "and
have a shoehorn, I usually carry w
round with me." He put his hand in c;
is pocket, and I smiled too. Then he
old me his name, but it Torbear to tl
lention, this being a purely person-J:
1 matter.
watched him hopefululy, working ii
jeanwhile at my shoe, as the car
oiled mercilessly on toward our desination.
He drew out the contents T
f one opcket?a knife, two keys, a
roken scarf pin, remnants of a note
\idently long cherished but no
hoehorn. Shaking his heaa. he put 0
hem back, and turned his attention u
o another quarter. A peticil, a girl's ^
art?, three dimes, a penny, an ink- j,
r\n shoehorn vet, and ...
he end of our ride was drawing very a
ear. He tried again, and produced i}
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newspaper clipping, a paper dollar,'
cork, a pink pocket comb?but
)t my hearts desire. At last he gave fcpS
> in despair. j ;{|1 p
'T mawfully sorry," he said rue- i'jgj
illy, "but I've emptied every pock- ':lp
, I have, and I can't find it. I must lj
.v., l?.ff it nt homo. If I had known
au were going to want it?"
1 shook my head. My last hope had
xiled, and wo only had two more
locks to ride. Then 1 had an inspirLion.
;
"If you could let me have that '
perhaps I could hold the back of
ie shoe straight with that, and slip
ly foot in."
"With pleasure!" and he produced j
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p
With courage v born of sheer descration,
I bent over my foot with
le pink comb. The car was going
try fast. Madly I tugged. The blood
ashed to my face. I could feel the
eins start out on my tempies. I _:|i!
eard my self-appointed escort ring ! {;
fie bell. The car stopped. I gave one ;*jr
lighty effort?rrp! went the canvas, jij$
op! went the comb, and I stood up. !:'!j
"I'm sorry I broke your comb," I jjjf
aid regretfully.
"0' that's all right," lie answered. j!|ji
T'm corrv vnu tore vour shoe?but lift!
ou can walk, anyway." i flfSj
I made him get on the side of the
3rn slipper and together we crossed >!jji
r.e street. Once safe at Evelyn's, I liui
ased myself in a pair or slippers jifji
orrowed frorti her.
As I and my friend stood waiting jji j
or our car after the party, he glanc- jjj
rl K>nce at my feet. i j||
"Evelyn's shoes look very well on ijf
ou." he said.
"They're better than mine any- :i|i
av," I answered. "Here comes the IjP
ir."
As we went toward the car, some- !; !
ling fell out of his pocket. Pitking ,.;i
up, he showed it to me.
It was nothing unusual?only a !:(]
ttle pocket shoehorn.
GWEN BRISTOW, XI.
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WO MEET DEATH iij!
ON WAY TO GAME !lj
lid
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GicL-nville,. May 12.?As a result jin
f the breaking of the left front lit;
'heel of a seven passenger automo- !':t
1 I; !J
ile, which caused the car to turn a h
;tlf somersault and land on ton of its S
:vcn passengers, George Finch, Jr., ?
?:! Scr."i. John B. White of Spartanurg,.
are dead and A. W. Dill and it
J. A. P;itillo. of Soartanburcr. are lif!
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i very serious condition. Marvin ;
cruggs and W. H. Blackwell, also! <
F Spartanburg, were slightly injur-.' !
1. Sergeant White was said to have
ien wounded mflre times than any j
her man in the American ex ditionary
forces.
Edgar Abbott and the driver of the j
r, T. G. Stokes,, escaped injury in j
me seeming miraculous ma'ner. The'
/en young men were en route to ___j
eenville from Spartanburg to at- _
. _ . demj
id the Greenville-Spartanburg|
rije this afternoon about 3:30
ck, when the accident occurred ,
I npr /
jut a half a mile from Chick ,
! j
rings. The injured were rushed to]
! Steedley sanitarium at Clffck manuse.
rings.
The young men had no time to
ve from their seats when the car
ned turtle. The car was passing ^ ^
>ther automobile driven by George
lison of the Apalache village,, near man
eer, when the front wheel broke,
wording to the driver. Stokes, who
r been lodged in the Greenville
1 will make no statement in re- W
pet to the speed of his car except J latei
say that he felt sure he was not| 35,
iving recklessly or at a dangerous | pur]
te. Stokes says that he was at- of A
mpting to pass the car on the left whe
nd side and not on the right. ' sign
Stokes was brought into Green- to t
lie from the secene of the wreck by said
>roner Allison, who turned him 192'
er to the sheriff. An inquest will T
cely be held tomorrow pending a b;
aieh Stokes will be held in jail here, or i
oppi
GOAT MILK CONDENSORY j theI
* "No
^rom California Development gje(
Board Annual Report). ?j
The only goat milk condensory in sajj
e world is located at Pescadero,
in Mateo County, forty-five miles
ftth of San Francisco. Here the
idemann Goat Milk Laboratories
aintain a herd of six thousand milk
>ats. H
*" e milk goat is seemingly im- kno<
u/e from tuberculosis and the de- one
ar.u for canned milk from physi- opei
ans for use of tubercular patients I Big
id infants far exceeds the supply. Ang
Interest in this branch of dairying I "!
increasing, indicated by growing jovei
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I C~~^ ^SOLINE is steadily goir
f|j2 y "X down in grade. Mote
pjj p - car engineers are muc
ipS$| concerned. Some have found
K'i|i remedy by accepting the Che
||j mers principle of Hot Spot ar
F- "--'-"it T-) < i
c / j-j Ram s'horn.
s "v! For this principle has supplit
fc;is the answer to ;he problem
t - ?iS it ^
m:> \ sasz.i]
Hot Spot transforms the ra1
; : inferior "gas" into a fine fuel, sii
j; ' ply by "breaking up" the particl
RamVhorn, minus abru
sharp corners, short in length ai
jH|j ingeniously designed, makes t
B^jPi distance ''gas" travels from H
ifcE^pj Spot to each cylinder equal.
At a velocity estimated at i
Wr n nc i
11 LLUJ-1
and for breeding stock and im- "Slised tomat
ition of outstanding animals.' "You've gol
ng the last two years the num-'sjsi? sajd the
>f miilk goats owned in the state "You shoul
increased about 50 per cent, swered the lit
y of them purchased for family 'ciass restaura
lege,"
le Penobscot Farm at Cool, Eldo-1
County, recently stocked a 3,-j'
acre ranch with milk goats, proion
to be used exclusively in the
ufacturing of goat milk cheese.
QTICE! SCHOOL ELECTION
rhereas a petition has been>circui
in Hagan School District No.
asking for an election for the
Dose of voting an additional tax y
[ mills for school purposes, and
reas it appears to be properly fTr
ed an election is hereby called vf"?
ake place at the school house in
district on oaiuruay may <-&uu,| lUKcTli
hose in favor of the tax will cast J; \MyJf,'
illot upon which there is written
jrinted the word "Yes". Those
osed will cast a ballot upon which
e is written or printed the word ?
Rules governoring General *
:tions to be observed. a
rustees to act as managers of
election.
W. J. Evans, B
Co. Supt. of Education. ?
OUT! fj
arry Pollard says he never was
;ked out but once, and then by l
of two little sisters, who had
led a lunch counter opposite the f
Rolin Film company plant in Los IKKf
Snub"-noted a hand painted si^n /5
the coffee urn which read r
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vb/cm is "Gas" III
^MERsl
VE& 1 T II
ig miles an hour the "gas cloiid" is BiBSS!
>r rushed through RamVhorn and 1 |H |
:h the results are marked: (H'
a Quick starting ^
l^j Power [ ^ |
1 Smooth action ' r 111 \
>cj Spark plugs seldom foul
of Absence of engine troubles f |j[ j
such as burned bearings and I jjp
jv, ' scored cylinders. p ?j|
n- The sum of results from Hot J jB|
es Spot and Ram's-horn looms large j]
in vour mind once you become 111| |
pt .1 Chalmers owner ^iS=as!!!^ I f I
iid and you, too, will ; |p| |
he say Chaimers is
Ot one of the few ^\ j|j| ?
great cars of the \ ^
00 world. Civility Pint ; |g|
.ESLIE CO |j
os 5c "
t that spelled all wron- BUY "DIAMOND DYES"
comedian with a grin. DON'T RISK MATERIAL
d worry, mister," an-1 Etck packag(, o( ..DiamonJ con.
tie lady, "this is a high 1 tains directions so simple that any
nt?not a business col-; w<>man can dye any material without
i streaking, fading or running. Druggist
- J L&a color card?Take no other dye!
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J^ovprfi//brrrs aye Ab / ?
rpsperf f/ip mon pi/ rfa f p
youth squander# ' |
The ghosts of dollars foolishly
spent return to haunt the waster.
They say, "If you had saved me then
I'd save you now." Open an account U
today, stop squandering your money! jH
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