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"1 KINGDOM 1 FOR f 1*1 d: i;] SUCH IS LIFE AMONG THE DE- 0 VOTEES OF THE GODDESS ir OF FASHION s] I (Proper-Gander.) All men have been endowed by ^ their Creator with certain inalien- tl able feet. * , j' Whether primitive man was proud 1 or ashamed of his pedal extremities h has not been found out, nor is it t known whether shoes were intended a to decorate them or to cover them t! uu. but certain it is that some com- n peer of Irene Castle in tlie year one a invented shoes to the exceeding tor- n ment of the rest of mankind. a Such were my thoughts one after- u noon as I squeezed my feet into *(f pair of white pumps in preparation v for an afternoon party?beautiful 1; buckled pumps but small, very small o though the exact size of them I with-J h hold, for fear of what would become of my reputation for veracity. j ?. It took all the fortitude I possess- c ed, but at last I got my feet into them and set out for the canine. By f the time I had walked half a block h I knew what I felt like. I felt like a c dead man who is in a position where t a suit of asbestos could be used to advantage; and the approaching car 1< looked like a heavenly vision. g T.ie car was crowded, and the a '.bought of hanging to a strap for a ? thirty-miniates' ride filled me with a v desire to gro peacefully un<?er the I churchyard sod. where pai'ties and a :;rht slippers are not. However, near h the front of the ear I founii a young t "ir Galahad who offered me half his n seat, oblingingly letting me have the a -,!nce by the window. I hope my meeK I "hank you" conveyed to him a por- n ,;on of my inexpressible relief as I r sank beside him. ti But the end was not vet. My feet o burned and ached and throbbed un- b peakably inside their smootn white e canvas prisons. I looked out of the s window; I took out my vanity case t and powdered my nose till it looked t like sugar-candy; I tried io rorget c that there was anything beyond my e ankles. In vain. "Stone walls do not t! a prison make, nor iron bars a cage." n I j NOTI I "When you have I WRITE, PHON I L The SOUTH f REALTY C H (Home Office GREEI The Land Au< ?rEhero %yumEm | EXPERT TIRE _ Four years expencm j?J Let us look over youi PENNAL VULCAN] At City Gi I it an innocent little canvas slipper a in be a jail such as to make the a astile hide its face in shame. At nc st I knew that I'd pass to the fam- v.] y vault on the spot if I kept those Lrocities on a minute longer. So rawing my feet as far under my et -cirt as I could, I slowly eased them j,. at of the pumps, and as I wiggled y, ;y toe in blessed freedom under my icirt no prisoner released from Sing f; inir ever felt as I did. The car went on, and for a few a' lissful moments I was free. But all liings have an end. At last I was " orced to decide that it was time to li at my slippers, and trying to forget lr ow much it hurt, I turned my attrition to the other. I put my toe in, it nd lo! they miraculously filled up he entire space, leaving no room for p ly heel, I tried again, pressing with tl y my might against the floor, but to v o avail. I had not. much time left, n nd I worked feverishly. It was no v se. That slipper would not hold my h oot, and I couldn't get off the car tl /ith one shoe off. I tried desperate- n jr; I could feel the perspiration start p ut on my carefully powdered foreead. si "You seem to be in trouble, ma'm," I heard my Sir Gallahad say " I helt) V0U?" V uixipaooiviiwwvtj . ?? _ A w As I lifted my tortured eyes to his ace I remembered with a flash of t< ope that very young men sometimes t] arried pocket shoe horns. So I e old him my tale of woe. ! t) "If you have a shoehorn you can jnd me," I ended, "perhaps I can f< et my shoes on. I'm on my way to e< party at Evelyn Ringston's." [e smiled. "I happen to be on my y ray there myself," he told me, "and have a shoehorn, I usually carry w round with me." He put his hand in c; is pocket, and I smiled too. Then he old me his name, but it Torbear to tl lention, this being a purely person-J: 1 matter. watched him hopefululy, working ii jeanwhile at my shoe, as the car oiled mercilessly on toward our desination. He drew out the contents T f one opcket?a knife, two keys, a roken scarf pin, remnants of a note \idently long cherished but no hoehorn. Shaking his heaa. he put 0 hem back, and turned his attention u o another quarter. A peticil, a girl's ^ art?, three dimes, a penny, an ink- j, r\n shoehorn vet, and ... he end of our ride was drawing very a ear. He tried again, and produced i} CE l,bJ HJpe land to sell fjca r j soi E or WIRE [f|? 1 i erai Idlo ab, :o., inc .j;": jjj* 2 mo I tui S am mwood, s. c. |g' I- ac( ha: jai to II* L ra ^te ? ha tclal ?5 53EEZZ9^sl lviii niivinu 1 w ? m ^ @1 c:< :e in tire .building. li 11m [ZING WORKS, I'cT irage. | ar newspaper clipping, a paper dollar,' cork, a pink pocket comb?but )t my hearts desire. At last he gave fcpS > in despair. j ;{|1 p 'T mawfully sorry," he said rue- i'jgj illy, "but I've emptied every pock- ':lp , I have, and I can't find it. I must lj .v., l?.ff it nt homo. If I had known au were going to want it?" 1 shook my head. My last hope had xiled, and wo only had two more locks to ride. Then 1 had an inspirLion. ; "If you could let me have that ' perhaps I could hold the back of ie shoe straight with that, and slip ly foot in." "With pleasure!" and he produced j I p With courage v born of sheer descration, I bent over my foot with le pink comb. The car was going try fast. Madly I tugged. The blood ashed to my face. I could feel the eins start out on my tempies. I _:|i! eard my self-appointed escort ring ! {; fie bell. The car stopped. I gave one ;*jr lighty effort?rrp! went the canvas, jij$ op! went the comb, and I stood up. !:'!j "I'm sorry I broke your comb," I jjjf aid regretfully. "0' that's all right," lie answered. j!|ji T'm corrv vnu tore vour shoe?but lift! ou can walk, anyway." i flfSj I made him get on the side of the 3rn slipper and together we crossed >!jji r.e street. Once safe at Evelyn's, I liui ased myself in a pair or slippers jifji orrowed frorti her. As I and my friend stood waiting jji j or our car after the party, he glanc- jjj rl K>nce at my feet. i j|| "Evelyn's shoes look very well on ijf ou." he said. "They're better than mine any- :i|i av," I answered. "Here comes the IjP ir." As we went toward the car, some- !; ! ling fell out of his pocket. Pitking ,.;i up, he showed it to me. It was nothing unusual?only a !:(] ttle pocket shoehorn. GWEN BRISTOW, XI. i?J WO MEET DEATH iij! ON WAY TO GAME !lj lid lij GicL-nville,. May 12.?As a result jin f the breaking of the left front lit; 'heel of a seven passenger automo- !':t 1 I; !J ile, which caused the car to turn a h ;tlf somersault and land on ton of its S :vcn passengers, George Finch, Jr., ? ?:! Scr."i. John B. White of Spartanurg,. are dead and A. W. Dill and it J. A. P;itillo. of Soartanburcr. are lif! * ? I i very serious condition. Marvin ; cruggs and W. H. Blackwell, also! < F Spartanburg, were slightly injur-.' ! 1. Sergeant White was said to have ien wounded mflre times than any j her man in the American ex ditionary forces. Edgar Abbott and the driver of the j r, T. G. Stokes,, escaped injury in j me seeming miraculous ma'ner. The' /en young men were en route to ___j eenville from Spartanburg to at- _ . _ . demj id the Greenville-Spartanburg| rije this afternoon about 3:30 ck, when the accident occurred , I npr / jut a half a mile from Chick , ! j rings. The injured were rushed to] ! Steedley sanitarium at Clffck manuse. rings. The young men had no time to ve from their seats when the car ned turtle. The car was passing ^ ^ >ther automobile driven by George lison of the Apalache village,, near man eer, when the front wheel broke, wording to the driver. Stokes, who r been lodged in the Greenville 1 will make no statement in re- W pet to the speed of his car except J latei say that he felt sure he was not| 35, iving recklessly or at a dangerous | pur] te. Stokes says that he was at- of A mpting to pass the car on the left whe nd side and not on the right. ' sign Stokes was brought into Green- to t lie from the secene of the wreck by said >roner Allison, who turned him 192' er to the sheriff. An inquest will T cely be held tomorrow pending a b; aieh Stokes will be held in jail here, or i oppi GOAT MILK CONDENSORY j theI * "No ^rom California Development gje( Board Annual Report). ?j The only goat milk condensory in sajj e world is located at Pescadero, in Mateo County, forty-five miles ftth of San Francisco. Here the idemann Goat Milk Laboratories aintain a herd of six thousand milk >ats. H *" e milk goat is seemingly im- kno< u/e from tuberculosis and the de- one ar.u for canned milk from physi- opei ans for use of tubercular patients I Big id infants far exceeds the supply. Ang Interest in this branch of dairying I "! increasing, indicated by growing jovei I .<v ' *^r 'i i : ' . : '/= . * I* . I v: i I!".iAi . j ! - -r \ ^ ; v t-jxnSSfc^^ r ' - ' ' ' 'nkjkx -1 ' SA ;//>. m- ----v.rJs^/i^asasa j \ >._*.> x j ^ ^4SS ". ^ J || The Car Pr 1 CHAI mm 111 ' s"OL' Mil . ES^I I C~~^ ^SOLINE is steadily goir f|j2 y "X down in grade. Mote pjj p - car engineers are muc ipS$| concerned. Some have found K'i|i remedy by accepting the Che ||j mers principle of Hot Spot ar F- "--'-"it T-) < i c / j-j Ram s'horn. s "v! For this principle has supplit fc;is the answer to ;he problem t - ?iS it ^ m:> \ sasz.i] Hot Spot transforms the ra1 ; : inferior "gas" into a fine fuel, sii j; ' ply by "breaking up" the particl RamVhorn, minus abru sharp corners, short in length ai jH|j ingeniously designed, makes t B^jPi distance ''gas" travels from H ifcE^pj Spot to each cylinder equal. At a velocity estimated at i Wr n nc i 11 LLUJ-1 and for breeding stock and im- "Slised tomat ition of outstanding animals.' "You've gol ng the last two years the num-'sjsi? sajd the >f miilk goats owned in the state "You shoul increased about 50 per cent, swered the lit y of them purchased for family 'ciass restaura lege," le Penobscot Farm at Cool, Eldo-1 County, recently stocked a 3,-j' acre ranch with milk goats, proion to be used exclusively in the ufacturing of goat milk cheese. QTICE! SCHOOL ELECTION rhereas a petition has been>circui in Hagan School District No. asking for an election for the Dose of voting an additional tax y [ mills for school purposes, and reas it appears to be properly fTr ed an election is hereby called vf"? ake place at the school house in district on oaiuruay may <-&uu,| lUKcTli hose in favor of the tax will cast J; \MyJf,' illot upon which there is written jrinted the word "Yes". Those osed will cast a ballot upon which e is written or printed the word ? Rules governoring General * :tions to be observed. a rustees to act as managers of election. W. J. Evans, B Co. Supt. of Education. ? OUT! fj arry Pollard says he never was ;ked out but once, and then by l of two little sisters, who had led a lunch counter opposite the f Rolin Film company plant in Los IKKf Snub"-noted a hand painted si^n /5 the coffee urn which read r """" $11188 4 SB vb/cm is "Gas" III ^MERsl VE& 1 T II ig miles an hour the "gas cloiid" is BiBSS! >r rushed through RamVhorn and 1 |H | :h the results are marked: (H' a Quick starting ^ l^j Power [ ^ | 1 Smooth action ' r 111 \ >cj Spark plugs seldom foul of Absence of engine troubles f |j[ j such as burned bearings and I jjp jv, ' scored cylinders. p ?j| n- The sum of results from Hot J jB| es Spot and Ram's-horn looms large j] in vour mind once you become 111| | pt .1 Chalmers owner ^iS=as!!!^ I f I iid and you, too, will ; |p| | he say Chaimers is Ot one of the few ^\ j|j| ? great cars of the \ ^ 00 world. Civility Pint ; |g| .ESLIE CO |j os 5c " t that spelled all wron- BUY "DIAMOND DYES" comedian with a grin. DON'T RISK MATERIAL d worry, mister," an-1 Etck packag(, o( ..DiamonJ con. tie lady, "this is a high 1 tains directions so simple that any nt?not a business col-; w<>man can dye any material without i streaking, fading or running. Druggist - J L&a color card?Take no other dye! , UL?l~UCi; II' J^ovprfi//brrrs aye Ab / ? rpsperf f/ip mon pi/ rfa f p youth squander# ' | The ghosts of dollars foolishly spent return to haunt the waster. They say, "If you had saved me then I'd save you now." Open an account U today, stop squandering your money! jH '(MIW i wWwWW W Wrff irfWw V^WWF y>ertf\| rm r\CT*z>rxn \ \ riSP KILwl k_, 31