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Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends all Stomach misery in five minutes. Do some foods you eat hit back? taste good, but work badly; ferment Into stubborn lumps and cause a sick, sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's Diapepsln digests everything, leaving nothing to sour and upset you. There never was anything so safely quick, so certainly effective. No difference how badly your stomach is disordered you will get happy relief In five minutes, but what pleases you most Is that it strengthens and regulates your stom ach so you can eat your favorite foods without fear. You feel different as soon as 'Tape's Diapepsln" comes in contact with the stomach?distress just vanishes?your stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch ing, no eructations of undigested food. Go now, make the best investment you ever made, by getting a l&rge fifty cent case of Pape's Diapepsln from any store. You realize in five minutes how needless It Is to suffer from Indiges tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv. Quite a Shaver. ' "Do you shave yourself?" he asked. "Sometimes, when I'm not shaving the ice," replied the man 011 the ice wagon. GREAT CHANGE IN ran YEARS Shaw Lady Looks Younger Instead of Older with Lapse of Time. Shaw, Miss-?Mrs. V. N. Smith, of this city, makes an interesting state xnent of her experiences, as follows: "Twenty-nine years ago, I contracted a serious form of womanly trouble. We called in our family physician, and he treated me for it, but it seemed to do no good. It went on Into other bad troubles, and I com menced taking all kinds of medicines ooo t# T onnW trot relief hut to no avail. I suffered with that trouble up until eleven years ago, when I read about Cardui, the woman's tonic, and bought & full treatment. It relieved me at once, and after taking the full treat ment, I am now well and stout I sent my brother, whom I had not-u seen in twenty years, one of my pho tographs, and he wrote me that I looked younger than when he last saw me." For more than 50 years, Cardui has been relieving women's sufferings, and building weak women up to health and strength. No other tonic gives the same results as Cardui. No other woman's medicine has the long record of success in treating cases of woman ly weakness and disease. Cardui will surely help you. Try It N. B.?Write fa- Ladier Advisory uepc., cnarr* nooga Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tcan., for Special ImtracOora, and 64-page book, "Home Treat ment for Women," sent In plain wrapper, on request. Adv. ' - . : ' ______ Looking for Him. Patience?She s4ys she's been hunt ing for a flat all days Patrice?Why, is her hasband miss ing? FALLING HAIR MEANS DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE 8ave Your Hair! Get a 25 Cent Bottls of Danderlna Right Now?Also Stops Itching Scalp. Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy hair is mute evidence of a neglected scalp; of dandruff?that awful scurf. There is nothing so destructive to the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair of its luster, its strength and its very life; eventually producing a feverish _ m ii Ai * it. 1? ?U J H3?S ana ucamg ot ma tscaip, wuigu if not remedied causes the hair root? to thrink, loosen and die?then the hair falls out fast. A little Danderine tonight?now?any time?will surely save your hair. Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from any store, and after the first application your hair will take on that life, luster and luxuriance which is so beautiful. It will become wavy and fluffy and have the appear ance of abundance; an incomparable gloss and softness, but what will please you most will be after just a few weeks' use, when you will actual ly see a lot of fine, downy hair?uew hair?growing all over the scalp. Adv. Very Likely. "My tailor is beginning to dun me." "Suspects that you've done him, eh?"?Boston Evening Transcript. RUB-MY-TISM Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and pains?Neuralgia, Cramps, Colic, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptlo Anodyne. Price 25c.?Adr. It does look sometimes like the wages of sin is wealth. One remedy with many uses?Han ford's Balsam of Myrrh. Adv. The man who keeps his mouth shut Is seldom open to criticism. Worms expelled promptly from the humac ystem with Dr. Peery's Vermifuge "Dead Shot." Adv. An ounce of consideration Is worth a pound of contention. To quickly cool burns and take the fire out use Hanford's Balsam. Adv. Many a friend will shed a tear who will not shed a dollar. NEW YORK BEFORE IT WAS DE MAGNETIZED Beneath the big receiving float of the F. C. & A. Aerial line twinkled the scattered night lights of New York city?the new New York, the Ne" York of 1962. Capt. Martin MacManus, master airigator, retired, and the young float superintendent puffed lux uriously at their midnight cigars and gazed down Into the vast silence. Hundreds of tiny air craft, their single white turret lights marking them as private, streamed to and fro along the passenger lanes. The traffic lanes were empty, save for the inevitable lumbering newspaper carriers bearing the hour's papers to the express floats at the lower end of the island. No hum of crowded humanity came upward through the night to the float, for the humanity that once had packed Manhattan island now was scattered over the new 200 mile Metropolitan area, a feat that had been made pos sible by Durang's mastery of the law of gravitation and the consequent de velopment of cheap, safe and swift aerial transportation. "And they tell me," said the super intendent musingly, "that once upon a time that island was crowded so tight ly that pepple were pushed, off the piers." ' "Aye," said Captain MacManus. "In the days of my youth, the year of 1912 and thereabouts, such was the case." "But why," persisted the younger, man, "why did the people swarm so to that little island when there was the whole open country all around?" "Because," said MacManus, "it was New York. "New York, my boy," continued the veteran, "New York was?New York. If you had lived in that time you would have understood what that meant Now that people have stopped imitating sheep and moths, it is hard "They called it Broadway, because it and nar to explain. New York was a sort of hpynotic-magnet that mesmerized all the young people and lots of the old ones In this country and put into their heads the delusion that they had to go to New York to 'live.' Can you Im agine such a thing, Charley? Thou sands and millions of people laboring under the. delusion that they had to live in one certain place to be happy ?and that place New York city!" "I give it up," said the superintend ent. "What was the matter with them ?" "They were afflicted with the New York bug," replied MacManus. "The place had them hypnotized, as I say, no matter how far away they might live. It didn't make any difference who or what or why they were, at some time or other the bug was sure to strike them, and they began to look up time oViloo fr> Monhattnn iolonrt MIlHnprS. artists and anarchists, writers or waitresses, they were all alike. It was "New York or bust' with them all. The fact that the place already was packed tighter than a dynamo made no differ ence. 'Always room for one more,' they said. There was, too, if they had the price, but the room was apt to be at the end of a hall, and 6 by 8 in size. "Did that discourage them, you ask? It did not. You see, after anybody had lived in New York over two weeks in those days they developed what was known among our forefatners as the New York point of view. It was a strange thing, that point of view. It made a man talk of his little cubby hole on the fifth floor of a tenement as 'my apartments.' It made him put up a front, as near to a millionaire's as he could imitate, and he'd live on pork and beans. In other words, the New York point of view was calculated to make everybody and everything look like money, and that was all anybody ever looked for there at that time. "A young man would come from the hinterland to New York and get a job, and for the first few weeks he'd go aloner his way as a young man should go who expected to be the boss some day. He'd go home at night and sleep, and he'd save a little money. But soon the bug would start working on him. The first symptom would show in his buying a cane and discovering Broadway. The next downward step would be learning to eat spaghetti In Italian restaurants. After that the rest was simple. The young man t i ? I- i-V. Knf wouia go aome m uio ev?mug, uu?. only to change his collar and get his stick. Sometimes he would eat and sometimes he wouldn't. But no mat ter, when you'd see him uptown at night under the lights you had to ad mit that he looked like a typical New Yorker, and that was what the young man's soul craved. After that he'd go home and feel that the day had not been misspent. "By this time if you ever asked him if he hadn't come from Oskaloosa, or Chicago, or some other American city he'd be ready to fight He was a New Yorker by this time, and if he got as far as Coney Island he thought he was traveling. And with this we close the book on a young but misspent life. For nobody ever recovered after the bug had done Its work. They were sealed to Manhattan island then. They would rather live there thirty minutes than any other place thirty years; they said so themselves. That was why the park benches always were so full , * I "What became of them all? Nobody knew?or cared. New York was the first city In this country to discover that it could do away with its heart and soul. People used to talk about 'the heart of New York.' It had none. Other cities tried to imitate it in this, but they looked like nice little school children playing robbers. If a person had money all of New York knew where he was. You bet it did; it need ed him in its business. If he had no money, nobody except perhaps the po had' nothing to do with the straight row path." v ' '* I r. I liceman on night duty in the parks knew that he existed. So long as one's money lasted a fellow was fol lowed by a procession usually headed by a prosperous looking young woraat, then, in order, a head waiter, a chauf feur, a bartender and a 'crowd of friends.' After his money was gone the procession consisted of one past. The order of Friends was strong in New York in that era; you couldn't get away from them?if you looked like you had the gelt. But if you failed to make a spectacular front: 'Good-night! Who ever saw you before?' You didn't have to have any money, understand; you only had to look like it. A typical ! New Yorker who was good at the job could look like a millionaire and owe for laundry at the same time. You have heard of New York art, Charley? Well, that was it; New Yorkers were all artists in that line. "Two kinds of people came to that city in those days: people who wanted to make money and people who want ed to spend it It was the first kind that kept the place crowded like a present-day cut rate Greenland sum mer excursion, but it was the second crowd that paid for the lights. The lights were most of them down there, Charley, under that long passenger lane you see below you. They called it Broadway, because it had nothing to do with the straight and narrow path. Now we have lights guide us around the heavens, but there was nothing like that in old New York. Then they had them to trim the spend ers by. "I've heard of that place they used to call Broadway,"1, said the superin tendent. "Lillian Rusell sings a song about it at the Z. & T. Aerial theater." "I know," said the captain, "and she was just as beautiful arid youthful then as she is now. She was one of the things that helped make New York the hypnotic-magnet it was. Every laundress in the country said to her self at night: 'Lily Russell went to New York, and look at her now. Why can't I go and do the same?" "There was a place called Coney Island, too, wasn't there?" said the su perintendent. "Yes. Coney Island was the most crowded spot on the globe In summer time. On a Sunday It was packed tighter than Manhattan Island. The New Yorker's Idea of a change of scene was to get out of one crowd into a bigger one. When he was jammed in so tight that his lungs couldn't work he was happy. The straight front cor set w&s invented in New York at this time for obvious reasons." "The people coming into New York from the rest of the country must have felt strangely out of place," mused the superintendent "They did," said the captain, "If they came from the United Spates. The visitor from Kalamazoo wouia iry to get chummy with his neighbor in the theater. 'Kalamazoo?' the neigh bor would say. 'It's in Africa, isn't it?' 'No, Michigan.' 'Oh, yes, Michigan. That's one of the western states, what?' The best part of it was that the other fellow has just got in from Muncie Ind., the day before. But suppose you came from London?Oh! deah chap, then you were at home, re ally. New York always felt ashamed of the fact that it was located so near to America. English styles used to come out there before they did in London. When the president of the United States paid the town a viBit they sent a traffic policeman to the depot to see that his taxi-cab didn't break any speed laws. When any member of English royalty deigned to come over the mounted police were swept away like chaff by the surge of free-born New Yorkers rushing for ward to get in the moving picture of 'Crowds Waiting Arrival of Duke of Con-Naught.' If the royal machine would hit a citizen the man would die happy. Such was the patriotism of that great city at that time." "Didn't they ever go out and see the rest of the country?" said the superin tendent. "Only when they had to. The only Hmo ftiov onlnvorl thamRAlvAfl then was when they stepped up and regis tered from New York city. The rest of the time they were wishing they were back in the crowd." The superintendent stared musingly down into the silent space below. "There must have been something about the town, after all, to make such a strong attraction," said he. "There was," said Captain Mac Manus. "About five million people." (Copyright, by W. G. Chapman.) ONE BOY'S BRILLIANT ' IDEA Youngster Told His Father to Try Scissors and So Invented Reap ing Machines. In 1830 Obed Hussey of Ohio was venting a reaping machine, the first ever designed in this country. His chief difficulty was the cutting device, which was three large sickles, set in a frame and revolved so as to cut into me gTam. xl wuuiu uui. nun satisfactorily. A young son, watching the experi ment, asked his father why he did noi use a lot of big scissors, with one handle fastened to one bar, and the other handle to a sliding bar, thus opening, and closing them. Husaey Instantly adopted the Idea, substituting for scissors the two saw toothed blades which are in common use today on harvesters, the cutting action being quite similar to that ol scissors. From the boy's suggestion he per fected in one week a machine on which he had in vain exercised all his ingenuity for the preceding two years. The principle of the cutting device is the principle of all of the great har vesting machines, and Its benefit to the farming industry of the entire world ? as been unsurpassed by anj other invention for use on the farm.? Saint Nicholas. San Francisco's Founder. The two hundredth anniversary of the birth of Father Francis J. Serra, the founder of San Francisco, will be celebrated in tha< city and by many | Catholic societies throughout the na tion on Novemoer z*. rainer aerru, a Franciscan, was born In the Span ish island of Majorca, in the Medi terranean, November 24, 1713. He first went to Mexico, and reached the pal ace of the Montezuraas on New Year's day, 1750. His first labors were among the Indians of the Sierra Gorda. He was afterward superior of a band of priests in Lower California. He ac companied the military expedition of Galvez into what is now the state of California, and established the first mission at San Diego. At the time the Declaration of Independence was being drafted in Philadelphia, Father Serra and the three priests ac companying him were, on June -7, 1776, founding a mission three thou sand miles away on the present site of San Francisco, which was named by them in honor of their order. He died on the 29th of August, 1784, at the age of seventy-one. Will Denounce Fake Cures. As a special feature of the Tubercu losis day campaign, December 7, the National Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis will urge clergymen In all parts of the United States to denounce fake consumption I cures from their pulpits. Millions of dollars are spent Dy church members and others on value less remedies of this character, ac cording to the association's records. Literature showing in detail the meth ods of fake cure venders will be sent1 on request to any clergyman by the National Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis, 105 East Twenty-second street, New York city. Predicts Another Flood. Segundo Sanchez, a native of Pan ama, is prophesying another Noachiaa flood and the destruction of humanity by it, having apparently been un hinged by the magnitude of the opera I tions which joined the Atlantic and the Pacific. He has, it is reported, produced such an impression by hiu exhortations that his followers hav* built an ark and are engaged in col lfeoting animals, "-two by two," fw preservation when the deluge cornea. Mhmonal SKNMTSdlOOL Lesson (By E. O. SELLERS. Director of Evening Department, the Moody Bible Institute, Chicago.) LESSON FOR FEBRUARY 1 THE UNFRIENDLY NEIGHBOR. LESSOR TEXT?Luke 11:1-13. GOLDEN TEXT-"Ask and It shall be given unto you; seek, and ye shall find; knock and it shall be opened unto you."? Luke 11:9. The only record we have or this par able is in this gospel. This portion of Scripture'is usually thought of as be ing a great teaching on prayer. It is that, and it is more than that. It is a great illustration of the sound princi ples of pedagogy employed by that wonderful Bible teacber, our Lord and Savior. 1. Teaching by example ir. 1). Th^re was that in the prayer life of Jesus that was different than that of the for mallBtic religionists of his day, some thing that Inspired the request, "Lord teach us to pray." His prayer life was different, it was effectual. Notice, in passing, the respect of the disciples "when he had ceased." If there is one lesson the oncoming generation needs to learn it is that of reverence. His prayers were too sacred to permit of any intrusion. His praying also awoke in their memory the prayer life of John the Baptiser. There is deep psy chology here. Observation, memory, perception, concept, all in their logical order. The power of example, this is the first and the greatest method of teaching, and it is more than a hun dredfold the moBt effectual. It is that which will awaken and hold attention. It is that which will arouse a keen de sire for knowledge. It is that which proves the power of your profession. No teacher can really teach more than he has experienced. When will churches awaken to the grave respon sibility of carefully scrutinizing the character of those filling its official po sitions, partclularly the teachers in the Sunday school? ; Most Wonderful Prayer. -i 1-??m o a\ li. Teaccmg uy luimum human mind is weak and needs that assistance which is to be found in a clear statement of truth. Not always can we have the benefit of a strong personality. Hence Jesus gives us a formula, or prayer, often called the "Lord's Prayer," but more correctly termed "the disciples' prayer." This is in some respects the world's most wonderful prayer, certainly the most familiar. Lacking in personal pro nouns, it begins with that matchless conception of God, "our Father," it de scends step by step from a considera tion of his hallowed name, his king dom, and his will (Luke 22:42) in heaven and upon earth, down to the question of our need of daily food. It then sweeps backward, through the re lations of mankind to each other, to temptation, to the power of sin, back (Matt. 6:13) to God once more, back to the Alpha and Omega. In it is in vocation, supplication and adoration. It sweeps the whole gamut of man's need, physical, mental and spiritual, it begins in heaven, it encircles the earth, it rebounds to those realms of glory from which the Son came, and to which he returned. A study of the prayers of the saints, living and dead, ought to be more emphasized. This kingdom here mentioned is yet to be fully established. A kingdom de mands a king (Rev. 22:20); its begin ning, though, is in the hearts of men; It implies entire submission to God's will (Luke 22:42); it delights in doing that will (John b':38, upn. 0:0;; it ae mands an entire sanctiflcation of our lives, and a desire that his will shall rule in the earth (1 Thess., 4:3). The fifth petition is not the prayer of the unsaved sinner (John 9:31). Fellow ship with God depends upon our will ingness to forgive others (Matt. 6:14, 15; Mark 11:25); but that Is not the ground of God's forgiveness (Eph. 1:7; 4:32). God does not tempt men (Jas. 1:13); he does permit/temptation to assail us, such as modern economic conditions (Mark 1:12, 13),-but God never allows us to be tempted above what we can bear (1 Cor. 10:13). Vol umes have been written about this prayer and yet its fulness has not even been suggested. The teacher who really prays cannot be a failure, for he has the power of God behind his labor. He must, however, not limit himself to his prayer only (Phil. 4:6; Jas. 5:13, 14). The Christian's prayer must be in the name of Christ, which is not named here, for he was not yet cruci fied. The Holy Spirit. III. Teaching by parable (vv. 6-10) "A parable is an earthly story with a heavenly meaning." Only the teacher who can translate truth into terms of "it is like" has really begun to teach. Let us beware, however, of a wrong comparison and of to vivid details. This is not a picture of God, only by way of contrast is he suggested. There are three friends here: (1) The needy one in his journey; (2) the needy one who was host, and (3) the needy one who was a selfish neighbor. The pau perism of the second was inexcusable (Phil. 4:19); the wandering of the first at night time cannot go unchal lenged (Matt. 28:20). As for the third, it was a most unseasonable hour and his friend's insistence was unrea sonable, yet, his insistence emphasized the urgency of the request and the ccn R A /v??? r>.P n frionH IIUCII^C KJI a mv-u. IV. Teaching by contrast (vv. 11-13). Pedagogically considered this is the application. Notice it is introduced by the word "for" and the summary is the sum and substance of all good, the Holy Spirit. Jesus contrasts bread, that which preserves life, with a stone, which is dead and lifeless. He con trasts fish, one of the most common meat foods, with a serpent, which sig nifies deception, and an egg. which if* not only nutritious but reproductive as well, with a scorpion, which has ir? it the sting of death. Each promise is predicted upon a command (Jas. 4:2), ask, seek, knock. EXPECTS GOOD IN FUTURE G. W. Neville, Noted Greenville Cottor Trader, Talks of the Condltona of Futur*. Greenville.?"I am an optimist, al ways an optimist," said George W. Neville, formerly president of the New York cotton exchange. The statement was made recently when Mr. Neville was asked concerning the business conditions of the nation. He was in Greenville on a busines visit to C. S. Webb, his partner. Discoursing upon the outlook, Mr. Neville'said that the >Jew York bank ers saw no bugaboo in the new cur rency law, that they were very hope ful concerning the outlook for busi ness, and especially welcomed that section of the federal reserve act which" provides that the government shall recognize commercial paper as collateral.. .Hitherto, said the speak er, commercial paper has been an "un digestlble lump, so far as the ultimate banker 1s concerned." Now this lump is an asset, more than ever before. The reserve act was characterized as a "marvel in its way." Its workings, said he, will be beneficial, as it makes the currency flexible without working hardship. Wall street, said Mr. Neville, and New York business generally,'are not conspiring to rob the rest of the coun try. The business interests did oppose the currency bi Has it passed the house, but regard the final form of the measure as acceptable. A promi nent banker recently said to Mr. Nev ille that the new law was seve^ eighths good, and that the other eighth could be corrected. t The speaker said he was sure that President Wilson would appoint only ' fit men to the federal reserve board, and then he went on to say that this board was almost, If not quite, as im ! portant as the supreme court of the United States. It will control a great branch of the government. The loca tion of the reserve cities, said Mr. Nevile, was to his mind one of the most important tasks. He does not see how 12 of these cities can be de* elded upon, as he does not see where the requisite capital could be secured for so many reserve banks. That the nomination of John Skel ton Williams is not strongly opposed by New York, Is the opinion of Mr Neviile. Baptists Purchase Site. Columbia.?The trustees of the South Carolina Baptist hospital have secured a site near the southern lim its of Columbia oh which the build ing will be erected. The location it,. 1 juius tut ucauuiuA yivyci ij ui iuu City Development company, known as Wales Gardens. It faces on Lower Gardens. It faces on Lower street, directly In front of Saluda Avenue of Watles Gardens, and Is bounded on the east by Edisto avenue, on the south Is the Rose Hill Greenhouse property and on the west by the prop erty owned by the late Abram Stork. The site comprises eight, acres and was purchased a few days ago from G. A. Guighard, the purchase price being $15,000. A. J. Bethea, one of the trustees announcing the decision, said: . "The executive members of the board of trustees to whom was referred the matter of buying a Bite think that they have made a fine purchase. The committee canvassed ' every available site in and around Columbia and it was the unanimous opinion of the committee that this was the cheapest and best site in snerrted. it is on a beautiful Dlateau I and commands a splendid view of the city. Physicians who have seen, it | say that it is an ideal location for a hospital. Dates For Horse 8hows. Columbia. ? The South Carolina Horse Show Association will hold a succession of meets in the spring, dates being as follows: Camden, April 1 and 2; Sumter, April 7 and 8; Darlington, April 14, 15 and 16; Columbia, April 21 ,22 and 23; Green wood, April 20 and 30; Greenville, May 6, 7 and 8. Delegations from the cities mentioned met here and decided on these dates. The premium list will amount to about $1,250 and one book will be ;us ed for the entire session, each city being allowed five pages for their premium lists. The cities are to notify H. B. Mills, secretary and treasurer, by Janupary 25, 'just what tney will do, and also report the names of the executive committee, Entertain Tomato Club. Rnr-lr Hill.?WinthroD College on January 26 and 27 will entertain each I prlze-wlning girl and the county su perintendent of the girls' tomato clubs organized under Miss Edith Par rott's supervision. On the evening of tre 26th they will be entertained in the auditorium by the Clemson Col lege Glee Club, and on the 27th they will inspect the college and college farm and that night they will again be entertained in the auditorium with moving pictures and som? lectures by prominent speakers. Big Sunday School Meet. Anderson.?Never before in the his tory of the Sunday school work in this state have such splendid plans been laid for a state convention as are be ing laid for the convention at Ander fcon February 11-13. Anderson is using every resource in her power to make it the greatest as well as the biggest convention that has ever been held in the state. The talent employed for the long program far exceeds any previous one in vari ety and excellence. Dr. William J. WiJ liamson will speak. To Organize Poultry Club. Columbia.?J. M. Napier, Richland county agricultural demonstration agent for the United States depart ment of agriculture, Clemson Collage and the Columbia chamber of com merce, said a few days ago that the department of agriculture would shortly send an expert here to assist 5n organizing a Richland county poul try association, with a view to giving instruction in the raising, care and marketing of chickens. The pa me expert will organize pout try associations in ten counties. Ell HEADACHY, Mil Gently cleanse your liver and sluggish bowels while you sleep. Get a 10-cent box. Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foal breath?always trace them to .torpid liver; delayed, fermenting food In the bowels or eour, gassy stomach. Poisonous matter clogged in the to testines. Instead of being cast out of the system is re-absorbed Into the blood. When this poison reaches the delicate brain tissue it causes con geetlon and that dull, throbbing, sick ening headache. Cascarets Immediately cleanse the - stomach, remove the sour, undigested food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poisons in the bowels. A Caacaret to-night will surely straighten you out by morning. They work while you eleep?a 10-cent box from your druggist means your head clear, stomach sweet and your liver and bowels regular for months* -Adv. Foreign Objects. "mere is somemiug vaiueuc auuuv a deserted house that has fallen. Into ruins." "Yes, indeed. And sometimes a pair of discarded suspenders' will more a sentimental person to tears." _ ' ' TAKE'SALTS TO FLUSH KIDNEYS IF BACK HURTS ?? Says Too Much Meat Forms lirlo Acid Which Cloga the Kidneys and Irritates the Bladder. Most folks forget that the kidney like the bowels, get sluggish and clog ged and need a "flushing occasionally, else we have backache and doll misery in the kidney region, severe heath aches, rheumatic twinges torpid liver, '$ add Jstomach, sleeplessness and all sorts of bladder dteorder*. You simply must keep your kidneys active and clean, and the moment you feel an ache or pain in the kidney region, get about four ounces of Jad Salts ,from any gQpd drug store here, take a tablespoonful In a glass of water oeiore Drea&uux iw a iew uaja and yourkidneya. will then act fine. This famous salts .Is made from the acid of grapes and lempri juice; com bined with llthla, and Is harmless to / flush clogged kidneys and stimulate / them to normal activity. It also neu tralizes the acids in the urine so it no longer Irritates, thus ending blad? der disorders. Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive; .makes a delightful effervescent lithia water drink^ which everybody should . take now and then to keep their kidr neys clean, thus avoiding serious com plications. A well-known local dnigglst says he sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be* lleve in overcoming kidney tremble while it is. only trouble.?Adv. 1. - Or Hears From Her. . ;Jggj "He says that when he makes up his. mind to do a thing he goes and does itM "He means that when his wife , v \ makes up his mind to do a think he goes and does it" ?? IF HAIR 18 TURNING GRAY, USE SAGE TEA t ?; .*.; ! Don't Look OldI Try Grandmother's Recipe to Darken and Beautify Gray, ' Faded, Lifeless Hair. i Grandmother kept her hair beauti fully darkened, glossy and abundant with a brew of Sage Tea.and Sulphur. ' Whenever her hair fell out or took on that dull, faded or streaked appear* ance, this slmplhe mixture was applied with wonderful effect. By asking at any drug store for "WJreth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy," you will get a large bottle of this old-time recipe, ' < ready to use, for about 50 cents. This i simple mixture can be depended upon 1 to restore natural color and beauty i | to the hair and Is splendid for dan-, draff, dry, Itchy ecalp and falling hair- } A well-known druggist says every Doay uses vvyetn s oage anu auiyutu, because It darkens so natirally autt evenly that nobody can tell It has been applied?It's so easy to use, too. Ybn simply dampen a comb or soft brash and draw it through your hair; taking one strand at a time. By morning the gray hair disappears; after, an other application or two, It 1h re stored to its natural color and looks glossy, soft and abundant?AdT , Keeping it Shady. Patience?She's on the shaiy side of thirty, all right. Patrice?Why, she's forty If fthe's * day. "But she says she's only twenty eight" Important to Wlotror? Examine carefully ever bottle of CA8TORIA, a safe and sureremedy for Infants and children, and Bee that It sSreof Iu Use For Over 30 Yea*. Children Cry for Fletcler'a Castoria Domestic Amtfiitiea. Hub-r-Mary, my Iovj, tnia appl* dumpling isn't half d<ne. Wife?Weli, then, finish it. xny dear. .'/ I l The Reli:ble Remedy fur ? forms of 1 gets tf the JOINTS feosthk inside Liquid, ablets, Liniment, ijT sale by all druggists