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1 WOULDN'T IF I WERE A GIRI BY THEBOJf <?. OSBORNE. 'Daring life ease my ribs for a moment c two? I couldn't If I were a girl. rd rave o'er the maid with her collar cu low? I wouldn't If I were a girl; At the opera sit .'n the bald-headed row? I-woaldn't if I were a girl. Fd wear broad soles with long-pointed toe< rd shun hidden laces and scout furbelows And when sidewalks were muddy, roll u my clothes? I wouldn't If I were a girl. rd smoke a cigar with my heels on i chair? I wouldn't If I were a girl; With my sweetheart below would run dowi the stair? I wouldn't if I were a girl. rd accept Nature's verdict on shape, notb ing loath, Td tell you my age, e'en though not unde oath, Td ride a horse right side or left side?a both? f wouldn't if I were a slrL Tour secret way down in my heart I woul< keep? I couldn't If I were a girl; 1b gossipy scandals would now and tbei peep? I wouldn't If I were a glrL I'd scrapie at powder and all that deceive* Td avoid the peach tint in which no one believes, 1M use my elastics to hold up my sleevesI wouldn't if were a glrL From Sin to Contritioi W.. '' ' Lucy Warriihi's Sacrifice. The Story of a Hasty Marriage ant Its Tragic Sequel. * BY ERNST BRUNCKEN, Author of "The Bibliomaniac's Crim&J "A Terrible Secret," ftc., etc. k- ~T? CHAPTER XL Mr. Wa'ter Warringham was in ai angry mood. He was angry with him ell. with hJs late mother, with hi: cousin Hattie, with the world in eeneraL The last will of the late Mrs. War ringbam was the fault of lttll. Equal division between bim and Hatth Bockford! That left bim only a yearlj * - l AT ? 1 T>?+ U, income 01 auuui ieu luuusauu. uuu u< wanted more, much more. lie bad no objection against makinf proper provision for his coufein. either Ji the form of a nice round sum or ever an annual!;pension of a couple of thou sand dollars But equal division! Mr. \yarringham had debts, man: debts. Ahd now, after his mother'! death, the creditors would all be upoi him with their clamor. After he ha< paid them all out of the principal, hi! income would be reduced to less thai fix thousand. Ridiculous! Worse thai nothing! Mr. Walter Warringham was ver; %ngfy with his late mother. He was angry with himself. For wh: <UU 11B QUIi C.VCUCU l iuuucuv.' Upon the old lady, St) as to prevent he from committing such stupid blundersl His cousin naturally came in for < hare of his anger. Sh3 had not don anything in particular, but allowed her elf to Se made an heiress. Walter hai a vague idea that this was unwarranta "ble presumption on the part of Miss Beck lord. The world in general, no doubt, de erved Mr. W^ringham's anger, even i only on general principles. There was not much consolation in th fact that Balph?who, by the Way, mus lave cone utterly crazy?acquiesced Ii the will that left him penniless. As Wa'^er lay upon the sofa, smokin cigarettes and arintang oranay-ano water, he could only see one bright spec! In his prospects. < He bad been made Hattie's guardia during her minority. For three year he Would have the management of he property.. Some way might perhaps b found to make bis by stratagem wha ehould properly belong to him withou any ado. ,? The simplest way out of the difficult ailght perhaps be to marry the girl. No a bad idea. Such was Mr. Warringham's train o "thoughts, which he pur?ued until th usual hour of his appearing at the ciut where he continued the laborious occt patio a or lounging wun ine ease ux un who has long been accustomed to sue arduous pursuits. Ralph Warriogham's unexpected n fnsai to contest his mother's will in codi had made the settlement of th3 estate comparatively easy matter. The lat Mrs. Warringham's affairs were in e: eellent order, and when, after a very fe< weeks, all the -necessary legltl forms ha been gone through, the two heirs foun themselves eac h in the possession of a estate that wou.d yield a yearly incoin of SI0,000. Miss Hattie Beckford accepted th fortune tuat had so unexpectedly falle to her lot with very great equanimity After the earthly remains of Mrs. Wai ringham had been interred with all th \ pomp due to her social eminence, Hattl had accepted the invitation of a relatio In a neighboring city to take up he Abode with her. There she lived ver retired, as befitted one so lately be reaved and as best suited her predile< tions. For the deep sorrow she had es perieuecd had made a lasting impressio on her mind and she had become ur , usually thoughtful for one so young. As far as Walter was concerned, h had taken lodgings at a hotel Th great house that had been the Warrinf ham residence for so many years svoo empty. The window blinds were closed the door-bell had not been rung fc ever so many * day. and the place b( gan to exhibit that air of meianchol decay which characterizes uninhabite houses. Walter intended to sell the property s soon as ho could with advantage. H * needed cash. Of his cousin he saw and heard vei little. The two had never cared muc lor each other. Even when she was little child Hattie had always preferre to play with the elder of her two bi cousins. Mr. Walter Warringham was, then fvre, a little astonished when he foun in his mail a letter from Miss Eeckfon stating that she would arrive in the cit ou the nooo ti;ain to morrow. She wa coming on business, the letter expressly - intimated. What business could the girl have? Probably she wanted money. What a boro! Walter thought of the long list ,j, of creditors he was pestered with, and n on the scarcity of cash. Then he rung for the waiter, aud ordered a small bottle I of champagne. With a yawn he took ap the letter once J? more. At what hour was she to arrive? 0 Twelve o'clock! What a bore! He wonld e have to get up early In the morning to meet her at the statio'n. Confound these k women folk! They are always bother>f ing a fellow! Then Mr. Walter Warringham ,drank f his champagne and went over into the card-room, wnere, in the course of the ip evening, he lost several hundred dollars. He was still in the same misanthropic mood as the day before, when he went to the station the following morning in 1 order to meet his cousin. He took her to the hotel, and, after both had had luncheon, expressed some curiosity as to the nature of her busi?. ness, which was so important that It "? made her personal attention necessary. p She was very willing to enlighten him on that point. MMy conscience is troubling me," Hat? tie said. "I think I am really a very wicked, wicked girl. But then It was so soon after poor auntie's death, and I could hardly think of anything. So I just said yes to everything." The thought of her dead aunt filled the girl's eyes with tears. She brushed r thsm away with her pocket handker_ chief. Walter looked bored. What in the world was the girl driving at? What had she to be troubled In conscience for? I Ho nus'ofAst.ftri that she micrht nronerlv come to the point y "But since I have become calmer," Hattie resumed, "I have been thinking It over. I am really just like a thief and i, a robber. What right have I to all that money?" Walter Jn blank astonishment stared at the young lady who asked such an unheard-of question. Was she crazy? Did she really mean tD resign her fortune in his favor? Anything might be . expected from a silly girl with her head stuffed full of romantic notions. "I do not understand yoa, Hattie," he said. ? Miss Beckford eagerly replied: "Why, am I not robbing poor Ralph? Does it not all of right belong to him? I think it is my duty to give it all to the rightf ul owners." Walter still stared at her, but his stare was now expressive of indignation. "Nonsense!" he f;xo.laimed harshly, alI most rudely. "Who put that foolish 1 notion into your head?" MVaKa/1w n?if {f < n f a mv VlOO.fl OnH 7 UUUUJ puv IV IUW UiJ uvuiv.) uuv. ? don't think it Is a foolish notion. I mean to do right," the prirl said, a little testily, for she resented the tone in which Walter had spoken. "Let mo tell you that Ralph has no more right to your money than the man , in the moon." "Why, Walter, is ho not your brother? Should he not share equally with you?" "He has been disinherited, and properly so, by our mother, bccause he has disgraced himself and the family." "Walter, you should not speak thus of > Ralph; he is your brother, whatever he may have done." ' "Brother-or not, it served him right! Besides," Mr. Warringham added, sneer* ingly, "he always said he wanted to earn his living. Now ho has a chance to 3 do so." 7 "For shame, Walter!" The girl's eyes J flashed. "But I am resolved to restore to him what is his due, and therefore I ? came to you." i "Nonsense!" Walter, in his exasperai tion, now forgot all show of politeness. "You don't know what you are saying. Throw away fifteen thousand a year as f if it was nothing!" 5 "It is mine. I can do with it whatever 1 I please." "Can you?" Walter replied with a 3 sneer. "I think not. Not for some i time. Have you forgotten that you are i still a minor, Hattie? Not a cent of it can you dispose of without my consent." f Hattie was silent for a few moments. She knew too well that Walter spoke the f truth. 3 "But you will surely not withhold your r consent iu tnis case? I only mean to do my plain duty. 1 "I will most assuredly withhold my e consent" j "It can be Indifferent to yon whether I am rich or poor." p "It would be against my duty, as your guardian, to allow you to commit such a preposterous folly. You are acting like '* a child, on the spur of tho moment. After a short time you would blamo me for having permitted your quixotic be? havior, and you would have a right to hold me responsible." Q While Walter spoko he assumed a tremendous, fatherly dignity that looked [- most ludicrous, considering the small if difference in age between the two. "I am not acting on the spur of the n moment. I have thought it overdeliber>s ately and come to the conclusion that I r have no moral right to the possession of e Ralph's fortunes." ,t "Well, you will have to carry this load ^ on your conscience as long as I have auy authority over you." y The girl knitted her brows. "Thanu it God, that will not be forever." v L Walter laughed. "After you are twen,f ty-one years old you may Rive your d money to whomsoever you like," he said, ^ but added in his thoughts: "You will i- have changed your mind by that time, or e if not, I will find means to change it" h Hattie Beckford stayed in the city only a few days. She called on a few friends. y. and once met Jack Spofford on the street, t She had not seen him since the funeral a of Mrs. Warringham. ,e Jack had been of exceeding service to ,her during the dark time after that fatew ful day in September. In the tremendd ous grief over her dead aunt she had d forgotten the embarrassment which the n afternoon's conversation might have e cast over their future intercourse The matter had never since beeu alluded to. e Jack's delicacy would not allow him to n pres3 his suit while she was in mourning. But they corresponded diligently. r. and every line of his letters testified to e *??<? love h* felt for her, although he never spoKo or it. tie was overjoyed when he met her on the street. As for her, she felt a sincere, friendly regard for the generous fellow. But J marrying him! She would not think oi ;* it She was resolved to remain uu'* married for life. Her love belonged to ? one who was far away, and could never be hers. For bim she was resolved tc sacrifice even what most people sacrifice everything else to obtain. She would ? only reserve enough for herself to lead ? a modest lifo in quiet retirement d |, CHAPTER XIL >r WAS IT A. CRIME? i- ITattle Bockford was somewhat disapy pointed to find Walter so stubbornly opd posed to her restoring the money which she thought rightfully belonged to is Ralph. But she was not willing to give te up hor plan now, if she could help it She would wait till she had attained her 7 majority h The matter was on her mind continuala ly, yet for a long time she was not able t-o id find a way of getting the money into her ig hands. After all, she would probably have to wait three years. j- Then she happened to be in the city, d when she learned Walter had that day 1, deposited a very large sum of cash, nearly ly a hundred thousand dollar?, which 3 had boon rca.ized by the sale of sumo I landed property, In one of the city banks, s It struck her at once that shq ought to o ? i- - :? :? ? ~~~~ T4. *?^..1*) jfiiin pui>sess;wu ui ui: ujuuc;. m wuuiu go pretty far toward redressing a c wrong which she felt she was, though )i against her will, committing. S But how? o A plan suggested itself to her. the thought of which threw her into violent a excitement. She brooded over it for hours. She P took a long walk in the city and through Cl the park, thinking it over. Her face P was Hushed, as if all the blood in her body was pressing into her cheeks. Her r( temples throbbed as if the veins would ^ burst. Her heart was beating so that n she thought she could hear it strike 11 against her ribs. Hattie struggled violently to get rid oi b the harassing idea, but she could not do v It She must think of It, It was feasible. No doubt about It. But action must be quick. What would it amount to, after all' A small wrong dono to prevent a greater one. And was not the money hers by law? But it was wrong! It was even 3 crime ociore iqu law. iiiiu ueurcuuu must follow soon. tl No Detection would follow, but no o body would know about it but Waller. ? He would not make it public?of course 5 not. Nobody would be injured by it but f. herself. g How sweet the thought to be able to tell him she loved: "This I have risked fqr you, for I would not see you wronged." This would be a real sacrifice, far more ^ than giving up the worthless lucre which J she did not need. j Love is never happier than when mak- s Lng sacrifices, t Yes, she would risk it! d A firm resolution established itse'f in n her mind- AquietcaJm camo over her ? after the intense excitement She would t need all her coolness and self-command. Hattie Beckford went back to the hotel and inquired whether her brother j was in. No, he was gone out. Then ^ she asked for the key to his room. She i would there wait for him. The clerk a knew her and readily complied. t She was in ner brother's room. Where I could he keep what she wanted? There 1 was no desk in the room. In one of 0 IUUM3 uureau uiawcia, j:u uuuuu, ^uu ^ they were locked. Ah. this hotel furni- t ture is so poorly made, almost any key i will fit a She fumbled in her pocket for a bunch I of keys. This one must fit. Ah, yes, Jadmirably! J Her hand trembled a little as sho ? turned the key and opened the drawer. t Hattie Beckford opening another's draw- c er in order to abstract something from E it! " But this was no time for hesitation or * conscientious scruples! With an effort of Jj her wlll_she steadied her hand. ? Here lay what she was looking foT? y Walter's checkbook. Hastily sho tore off a few of the blanks and put them in her pocket. Then she locked the drawer and left the room. , o In her own room she found a letter of ft Walter's. She looked at the signature, p She had always been good at copying ? drawings. That would serve her in good r< stead now. g The first attempt did not succeed very tl well. But she tried again and again, u and, after having practiced for five min- i utes, she could write the name of "Wal- tl ter H. Warringbam" so that nobody h would distinguish it from the original. I Then she filled out one of the blank P checks: " ------ - V( "Pay to Miss Hattie Bcckford or order (i S90.000." a Now came the most hazardous part of e< her undertaking. d Providing herself with a strong ieath- u ern hand-sachcl, she went boldly into ?' the bank office. It was nearly the hour ? of closing. sj With a tremendous effort of will sho o restrained her excitement when she ? handed the chock to the paying teller. The teller knew her well. Ho also knew that Waiter had deposited so large ? ?? n 1 r\ fA A f A m a SUIU Uliiy jji~u v jsiuiiai jr, >u uivtti ms s| presently employ it otherwise. Ho was v therefore not particularly suprisod at seeina: the younjr lady call with a check for so great an amount. He counted jl out the money in bank-notes and groen- w backs ot high denominations, arranged ft it for her in the sachel, and Hattio was u gone. a Half an hour later she was on the p train en route to New York, where she r' meant to take passage for Germany, in 11 order to personally deliver the money to j1 him whom she thought to be its rightful owner. ' v Her plan had succeeded admirably so o far. But when the pressing necessity 1 of appearing unconcerned relaxed, her v nervous system broke down. As she sat ^ in tho railway carriage she could no tl longer prevent an outbreak of ncrv- ? ous weeping, much as she tried ^ to conceal her tears from the tl other passengers. Fortunately there a were but few passengers in the car. and h they seemed too preoccupied with thoir a own affairs to pay attention to the P young lady, who was burying her faco a in hsr pocket-handkerchief. Besides, j] she was still in deep mourning, the v best apparent reason for her evident ^ distress, and the best protection against b obtrusive curiosity. llattie thought over what she had b done! Forged her cousin's name to a 0 chock! She was a criminal then, and * would be sent to the penitentiary! * The young girl shuddered. h But no! It was not so! She Had only taken what belonged to her, and she t! was going to do 14 ?duty de- ti manaea. Besides, she naa little to fear. P The forgery could not possibiy be de- S tected until to-morrow, perhaps not n then, net even for several days. By ? that time she woul? be on the high sea. c And would Walter prosecute his own n cousin? Surely not. b 2s'o! She had nothing to fear, and she i: had done quite right Then she began thinking of Ralph, and how thankful he must be to her. Ah, how sweet to think that if ho did 1 net love her with the love she felt for him. he must at least bo thankful to her. t And she felt proud of what she had 1 dono! The train sped onward through the b night toward the sea-board, where tho i! steamer was await'ng her. Soon she would see Ralph- n v\Ya tor Warringham was in a fine rage a when he learned what his cousin had done. . J1 Ninety thousand dollars gone! Who ~ would have thought that the silly girl would be capable of such a rascally piece . of business? ? c! At the same time, he could not help t, adm;rincr the boldness of the scheme. Ninety thousand dollars! There was p nothing small about that jirl ti Mr. Warrintrham was probably vague- 'i ly conscious that he would tako such a sum wherever he could get it, and no b Questions asked. But ho would prob- JJ ably lack the nerve to get it in this man* ner. His first impulse was. naturally, to ? have the forger pursued and prosecuted, i but he thought better of it. . w Having pledged this Lank officials to strict silence, he resolved to drop not a ei word about it a In the first place, such a course would tl prevent a public scandal. And Walter P did not like scandals; they interfered a with his comfort. Secondly, Hattio was a very silly girl, w after all. She had ninety thousand dol lars. to be sure, But by far the largest !* i part of her fortune was still in his 1 a] hand.Sj and he was deterjsined that^ it ne wouia sureiy ue careiui 10 Keep out f the way. So he was the winner In that game, fter all. Mr. Walter Warringham's rage was one. On the contrary, he was in a more ontented mood than for a long time ast. The waiter at the club stared when he sceived a whole dollar as a fee from Mr. ! yarringham that night. That gentle- i lan had never yet been known to give | tore than a quarter. The waiter took the dollar, and rushed Walter's coat with especial deotion. But he could not explain it. Walter himself could. [to be continued.] TEMPERANCE. the most dangebous britians. It is our observation that beer drinkin? In lis country produces the very lowest lei ad f inebriety, closely allied to criminal ininity. The most dangerous class of rufans in our large cities arc beer drinkers, iecourse to beer as a substitute for other jrms of alcohol merely increases the daner and fatality.? Scientific American. prohibition at harvard. It is announced that the Harvard College acuity have issued an edict prohibiting lunches or distilled liquors in any college oom on class or commencement days. !very tenant of the college will be held reponsible for the observation of this rule in tis own room. It is understood that the lisgraceful state of things on commencement day last year prompted this preventa* Ive action on the part of the Harvard aahoritiea.?National Advocate. A stoby of two glasses. mere was once n jnu vruv was voijr mu*. ndeed. The doctor brought him a little j. ;lass fall of ufl;ly looking medicine. Itsmelled _ >ad and tasted worse, and the lad struggled c ind screamed and pushed it away and tried j o spill it. He said he was afraid to take it. j le believed it was poison. At last they held t tim and forced him to swallow the medicine j ind it cured him. ^ The same lad a few yeare afterward wa9 j pith a lot of his comrades, and they got him B o go into a saloon. One of them' set before c tim a little glass of wine. It looked good, ^ ind it smelled good, but the lad shrank back, le had heard what wine would do to his _ ody. and his brain, and his sou', an i he ? lesitated. "Huh! You're afraid !" sneered j] >ne of the boys standing near. "Who's j, iraidV'' asked our lad, and he snatched up j, he glass, drinking all the wine. Then ho 0 ailed for another glass to show how he was c tot afraid. c The other day this boy. who was afraid of u he little glass of black, healing medicine, j mt was not afraid of the little glass of red, ^ [eadly wine, died in a terrible way and wa= ^ uried in a drunkard's grave. Oi which wiij j ou be afraid??Golden Rule. t, THE CAPTAIN'S STORY. Jj A sea captain was urged to drink a glass v f wine with a friend, but he politely re- C " nnirl flia li f am cur. n 15CU. u U* , 9UIU bUC UIVMM, * IIIM rised to find" a sea captain refusing wine, tl thought they were all good liver?, and fi jady to drink with a friend at any timo for ii oodfellowship.'' r 'Well. yes. a great many men who follow b le sea do like a glass now aud then, and I t sed to. but it broueht me to grief. and now ti would not take wine or brandy any sooner 11 inn I would poison. I will toll you how 1 1] appened to change my habits : Years ago ti left nay ship at Newport with a few com- c anions and went on shorn for i carouse, fi Te had it. and I left the saloon to join the g essel, which lay alongside the dock. In my runken imbecility I fell between the vessel ij nd the dock, and had I not been caught by jm? of the gearing I should have been r rowned. As I crept in'o my hammock that v, ight I made a resolution never to touch al- c Dhollc drink again. That resolution I have li opt up to now, and mean to keep ns long C s I am able. I have crossed the ocean n Ixtv-two times without evor tasting a drop c f liquor of anv sort, and I ambettei oil I very way without it." o o THE DANGER 8I0NA.L. 0 Whoever findsthe desire of drinking ardent ^ pirits returning daily at stated times, is 8 arned to deny himself instantly, if he ill- P >nds to escape confirmed intemperance. $ It is infallible evidence that you have ll [ready done violence to nature?that the un- . ermining process is begun?that the over- r( -orked organ begins to flag, and cry out for ? dventitious aid. with an importunity which, a ' * ? J -1 1 mnrfl ^aon.tAnoH ' I UUUI^CUi YV 111 MCWUUiv UW|/-?VMV?| ml importunate, and irresistible, until tho J1 ower of self-denial is cone, and you are a ained man. It is the vortex begun, which, A ! not checked, will become more capacious, J3 nd deep, and powerful, and loud, until the : iterests of time and eternity are entjulfed. ; It is here then?beside this commencing 1 ortex?that I would take my stand, to ward v ff the heedless navigator from destruction. ? 'o all who do but heave In sight, and with ^ oice that should rise above the winds and raves. I would cry?i:stand off!!!"?-spread ? lie sail, ply the oars, for death is here, and ould I command the elements the blackness . f darkness should gather over this gate- J ray to hell?and loud thunders should utter * heir voices?and lurid fires should blaze? ? nd the groans of unearthly voices should be * eard?inspiring constellation and flight in h 11 who came near. For this is the parting P oint between the wise who forsake danger ' nd hide themselves and the foolish who * ass on and are puuished. He who escapes a bis periodical thirst of times and seasons a rill not be a drunkard, ns he who, comes 8 rithin reach of this powerful attraction will P e sure to perish. It may not be cortain that every one will o ccome a sot: but it is certain that every ne will enfeeble hi3 body, generate disease t< nd shorten his days. It may not be certain 1' hat everyone will sacrifice his reputation or a quander bis property and die in the alms- ' ouse; but it is certain that a large propor- v Ion will come to poverty and infamy, of a hose who yield daily to the periodical appe- 0 ite for ardent spirits. Here is the stopping n lace, and though beyond it men may strug- t :le and retard ana moany rneir progress, one, comparatively.who go by it will return gain to purity of enjoyment and the sweets f temperate liberty. The servant has beome the master, and with a rod of iron and whip of scorpions he will torment, even efore their time, the candidates for misery n a future state?Dr. L. Beecher. TEMPEBAKCB SEWS AXD NOTES. The drink bills of the United States for 892 has been estimated at $1,014,894,304. Angels can tell how much righteousness bere is in a nation by the way it deals with he liquor traffic. Five million dollars for religion and twelva iundrod million dollars for alcoholic drinks 3 not a fair distribution. In Liverpool recently 159 temperance ser30os wore preached oa wnat was observed s ''Temperance Sunday." Driuk baffles us, confounds us, shames us nd mocks ns at every point; the publlcouse holds its triumpnaut course.?London 'imes. Pauper lunacy in Scotland, says Hr. Walicc. Inspector of Poor for Co van. has inTensed very considerably during the past tventy Years. Timothy Hogan, who diel recently at 'oole, Ireland, in his ninety-second year, 3ok the pledge Jrom Father Mat hew an l ever broke it. The British Army Temperance Association as this year a Government grant of ?2309. rliich is iuciudu.l in the army estimates, to elp defray its working expanses. When will the times get better? After the eople make an improvement on the matter f drinking. In 1393, 33,9)0.009 barrels of eer were consumed and 57.533,113 gallons of 'hisky. The constant use of alcohol, oven in mo 1rate measure. may injure the nerve lissil"* nd be deleterious to the health, and one of le commonest things in society is that peole are injured by drink without heing ruukards.?.Sir William Gull, AT. J>. Drunkenness causeth woes and mischief, ounds and sorrows, sin and shame. I; laketh bitterness of spirit, brawling an t uarrellng. It increases rage an 1 ;oss "uetli rength. It maketh red eyes an 1 a icose ad oabbling tongue.?Jeremy Taylor. *! bould remain there, not for three years nly but forever. What could Hattle do aboutit? If she ame forward to claim it, she would bo able to be arrestei and sent to prison. KEV. DR. TALMAGE. WTIP nrj/^rvTrr trv TM^ttvtcio CTT%t__ A, il U J3AV/V1VU 1 1/1 V 111 -tU* O OUil" DAY SERMON. Subject: "A Cheerful Church.* Text: "Behold, thou ait fair, my love." ?Solomon's Song iv.. 1. "Higher criticism" says that this book of 3olomon's song is a love scene, a forlorn maiden sighing for her beau. If so, it is an inclean and debauched utterance inserted In the pure word of God and is not fit for :ommon reading. My opinion is that it is an Inspired ode setting forth the feeling of Dhrist toward the church and of the chursh oward Christ. Christ is the bridegroom, and the church is the bride. The same pvords we can utterto-day truthfully, whether In regard to the church of God in general or his church in particular, "Behold, thou art [air, my love." The past week has been one of prolonged congratulation for that we have for twentyIve years been permitted to associate with ;ach other in the relation of pastor andpeo)le. *^en I came to Brooklyn, I found a imiifj bond of Christian disciples who from rarious causes had become less and less until bey stood upon the very verge of extinction is a church, and the question was being igitatod from time to time whether it would )6 possible to maintain a church life longer, indeed, had not those men and women been :onsecrated and earnest, they would have urrendered to the adverse circumstances, fhey marshaled a congregational meeting, ind gathering up all the forces possible they ast nineteen votes for a p&stor, all of which ! am happy to have received. It was not through any spirit of personal ourage or reckless adventure that I was led rom one of the warmest and most congenial astorates in Philadelphia that a man ever njoyed to this then most uninviting field, tut it was the feeling that God had called me o the work, ana I was sure lie would see me hrougb. 1 have thought that it might be profitable o us to state briefly what kind of a chnrch re have been trying to establish. In the first place, I remark that we have >een trying to build here a Christian church -distinctively such?in other words, a burch where we should preach the Lord 'esus Christ and Him crucified. Mytheology s all gone into five letters?Jesus. Jesus, he pardon of all offenses. Jesus, the oundation for all structures. Jesu9, the >alm for all wounds. Jesus, the eye salve or all blindness. Jesus, the guide through ill perplexities. Jesus, the hope for all disouragements. Jesus, the reform for all rrongs. I have faith to believe that there is more ower in one drop of the blood of Jesus Christ to cure the woes of the world than a an ocean full of human quackery. Jesus s the grandest note in any minstrelsy. He 3 the brightest gem in any crown; height vertopping all height; the centre of every ircumference, the circumference to every entre; the pacifier of all turbulence; the impire of all disputes. Jesus, Jesus! At lis table all nations ara to sit. Around His krone all worlds are to revolve. He is to e the Irradiation of the universe. Jesus, esus! It is that truth that we have tried o preach in this Tabernacle. Do you ask more minutelv what we beieveV I can tell you. We have no dry, withered, juiceless theology. We believe in }od, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven nd earth, the deliverer of the distressed, Lo home for the homeless, the friend for the riendless. We believ9 in Jesu3 Christ, able o save to the uttermost, pardoning the Uilty, imputing His righteousness to the eliever. We believe in the Holy Ghost, he comforter, the sanctifler, cheering up he heart in life's ills and kindling bright Ights in every dark landing place. We beieve that the whole race is so sunken in sin hat nothing but the omnipotent arm of God an ever lift it out. We believe in grace? ree grace, sovereign grace, triumphant race, eternal grace. We believe in a Bible -;iuiueuuu iu us situewtrms, imuiiiuuwuo a its teachings, glorious in its promises. We believe iu heaven, the abode of the Ighteous, and in hell, the residence of {hose rho are soul suicides?of tfceir own free hoice refusing the divine mercy. We beieve In the salvation of all men who accept Jhrist by faith, be they sprinkled or imlersed, worship they in cathedral or in log abin, believe they in Presbyterianism or Ipiscopacy. dwell they under Italian skies r in Siberian snowstorms, be they Ethiopian r American. All one in Christ. One Lord, ne faith, one baptism, on the way to heaven. Ve built this Tabi;rnrcle for the purpose of etting forth these great theories of the gosel of the Son of God. Would that we had een more faithful in the pulpit! Would bat we hod been more faithful in the pew! I remark, further, that we have tried here o build a church distinctively unconvenional. Instead of asking, as some people re disposed to do, how other people do it, 7? have asked the question how people do iot do it. Imperious custom has decided hat churches shall be angular, cheerless, 'lnnmv nncrmniifhpMr> fnrc'ntMnc what nea call a pious gloom is impious, and that hat church has the best architecture where he people are the most comfortable, and hat that is the most efficient Christian serice where the people are made most sick of in and most anxious after Christ and heaven, aid so we called the architects together for iur first church building and said "Give us n amphitheater"?that is, a large family ircle, gathered around a fireplace. For many years we had felt that an amphlheater was the only proper shape for an udienoe room. The prominent architects f the country said: "It cannot be done. rou need a church building." And so we iad plan after plan of churchly buildings iresented. but in due time God sent a man rho grasped our idea and executed it. So ar from being a failure, it satisfied our want, nd all our three churches were built on the mphitheatrical plan, and scores of churches 11 over the country have adopted the same >lan. And, my brethren and sisters, we fail in ur work just in proportion a3 we try to be Ike other churches. We believe that God inended every church, like every man, to be ndlvldual, gathering up all its peculiarities nd idiosyncracies and hurling them all toward some good and grand object. In other rords, no two churches ought ever to be just like. Here is a church, for instance, whose V j..in mwnnoma *vVi<1aoat\Kuro on/3 orticfQ 'UJCUl 13 IV j/Uiivov/|/uvii) ?**v. iMkwtw nd critics for heaven. God speed them in he difficult work! Here is a church, on the ither hand, that proposes to bring only the loor into the kingdom of Jesus Christ, lookug not after the rich. God speed such a hurch in its undertaking ! But there is a arger idea that a church may take?bringing n the rich and the poor, the wise and the gnorant, the high and the low. so that knselng beside each othershall be the man faring uraptuously every day and the man who ;ouid not set his breaktast. God speed such ichurch! Oh, my friends, we need to break away rom slavery to ecclesiastical custom. We lare not sing if anybody hears us. We dare lot preach unless wo have rounded off our entences to suit the criticism of the world. iVe dare not dress for church until we have ixamined the fashion plates and would rather 'tny at home than appear with & coat or a Jat not sanctioned by o jstom. When vrill he day of deliverance come to the church of jod, when, instead of a dead religion laid >ut in stato on a catafalque of pomp and inlincerity, we shall have a living, bounding, iympathetic, glowing Christianity? I remark, further, that we have tried here o build and to conduct a cheerful flhurch. iVhile, as you know, we have not held back he terrors of the law and the sterner doorines of the gospel, we have tried in this louse to present to this people the idea that he gladdest, brightest, happiest thing in all ho universe is the Christian religion. There s so much trouble in the world. Business nen have so many anxieties. Toiling men lave so many fatigues. Orphans have so nany desolations. For God's sake, if there w? any bright place on earth, show it to them! jet the church of .Tfsus Christ be the most iheerful spot on earth. Let me sny that I do not want anrbo ly to 'ome whining around me about the Christian 'elision. I have no faith in a religion made ip of equal parts of wormwood, vineg.r and ed pepper. If the religion that is presented o us be a depression, we will get along letter without it. If it be a joy, let it shine mt from your face and from your conversaion. If a man comes to my house to talk of eligion with lucrubr/ous countenance and manner run ot sniffle and dolorousness, I sel like saying to mv wife, "You had better Dck up the sliver before he steals som9liing." I have found it an invariable rule hat men who pi-ofpss faith in the Lord esus Christ, priding themselves at the same ime on their i.mctimoniousnass. alwavs I tarn oat badly?I never knew an exception ?while those who are the most consistent, the most nseful and the most consecrated have perfume in their conversation and heaven in their face. The happiest Christians that I have ever known have beenpersons from sixty to eighty years of age. By that time people eet over the shams and the pretenses of society and have no longer any patience with anything like Imposture in rolieion. 0 Christian, how nare you be gloomy? Is not God yout Father? ra ?Af Tamih /~?Vn _ n I n rt a. lj uul uraus ^uriai juur ou.viou.rr naa not your path all through life been strewn with mercies? Are you insensible to the fact that there ere glories awaitincr you in the better land?doxologles of celestial worship, eternal 3horals, tearless eyes, songs that resound under arches cf strength and hosannasthat olap their hands at the foot of the throne? Is it nothing to you that all the hills of heaven are radiant with the faces of those who have gone up from you and who are waiting for your coming, ready to keep with you eternal holiday? Is there nothing in song3 that never cease, in hearts that never ache, In splendors that never die, to make you glad? Then take no more mercy at the hand of thy God! Give back the marriage rlna; of love that Jesus put on your finger intheday of your espousal! Plant no more of the flowers of heaven where there ought to be nothing but nettles and nightshade! We try to make this church a cheerful church. A man on Saturday afternoon stands in his store and says "How shall I meet these obligations? How can I endure this new disaster that is coming upon me?" He goes home. Sabbath morning finds him in the house of God. Through the song, through the sormon, through the prayer, the Lord Jesus Christ says to that man: "O man, I have watohed thee. I have seen all thy straggles. It is enough. I will see thee through. I will stand between thee and thy creditors. I will make up in heavenly treasures what you have lost in earthly treasures. Courage, man, courage! Angels of God, I command you to clear the track for that man: put vour wines over his head: with your golden scepters strike for his defense ; throw around nim all the defenses of eternity." What is the consequence? That business man is strengthened. He goes to the store next day feeling that God is with him and ready to deliver. That same Sunday there is a poor old woman in the churoh hearing the gospeL Oh, how shrunken she la! She wears the same dress she wore twenty years ago. How faded it Is and now out of date! She sits and listens as well as she can. Her eyes are so dim she cannot see half way across the 'church. Her ear Is so imperfect that she can only catoh occasionally a note of the psalm or a word ot tne preacher. Some one sitting next to . her gives her a book and finds the place for her. She says, "Thank you, miss; thank you." She holds the book close up to her eyes and with a voloe all full oi tremors sings: Je;u3, lover of my soul, Lit me to Thy bosom fly wlille the billows uear m? roll, Walle the tempest se ll U hljtv. Side me, 0 my S ivlour, hide, Till the storm of lite 1? past. Safe Into the heaven guide? Oh, rece.ve my soul at la?t. And Jesus says to her, "Mother. a?a you weary?" And she says, "Yes, Jesus, I am very tired." Jesu3 says, "Mother, are you poor?" And she says: "Yes. I am very poor. I cannot sew any more. I cannot knit any more. I am very poor." Jesu3 says to her. "Mother, would you like to rest?" She says, "Yes. Lord; that is what I want?rest." "Courage, mother," says Jesus. "I will see thee through." 3he goes home." The next morning in the tenement house some one dwelling on another floor comcsto her room and knocks. No answer. The door is opened. She is dead! The night before the chariots of God halted at that pillow of straw, and Jesus kept His promise. He said that He would give her rest, and He has given her rest. Glory be to God for the height, the depth, the length and the breadth of such Christian comfort! Oh, that we might have such joy as that which Inspired the men at the battle of Leuthen! They were singing a Christian song as they went into battle. A general said to the king. "Shall I stop those people singing?" "No," said the king. "Men that sing like that can flght." I would that we had a singing church, a joyful church, a jubilant church, a comiorting church, for then we would have u triumphant church. I remark, further, that we have here tried to build a church abreast of the times. It Is all folly for us to try to do thinsrs the way they did fifty or 100 years as;o. We might as | Kn .Irk-nHnf* Tt7ifH 1?!Hiu.h'a prnntpri I ntuwyivnu, j , or go into battle with Saul's armor, or prefer a ciinalboat to an express train, as to be clinging to old thiogs. What we most need now is a wide awake churcb. People who are out in the world all the week, jostling against this lightning footed century, come into the church on the Sabbath and go right to sleep unless they have a spirited service. Men engaged in literary callings all the week, reading pungent, sharp writings, cannot be expected to come and hear our ecclesiastical humdrum. If a man stay at home on Sunday and roads the newspapers, it is because thtrhewspapers are more interesting. We need, my brethren, to rouse up and stop hunting with blank cartridges. The church of God ought to be the leader, the interpeter, the Insurer of the age. It is all folly for us to be discussing old issues?arraigning Nero, hanging Absalom, striking the Philistines with Shamgar's ox goad?when all around about us are iniquities to be slain. Did I say that the church ought to be abreast of the times? I take that back. The church of God ought to be ahead of thetimes ?as far in advance ar the cross of Christ Is ahead of all human invention. Paul was 1000 years ahead of the day in which he lived. The swift footed years that have i passed slnco Luther died have not yet come I up to Luther's grave. Give iniquity 4000 years the start, and the feet of Christianity are sonlmoie mat 11 you wrn uui kivo u mu swing It will catch up nnd pass it in two bounds. The church of God ought to be ahead of the times. I remark, further, that we have tried here, in the love and fear of God, to build a church that would be characterized by conversions. I have heard of very good people who could preach on for fifteen or twenty years and see no conversions, but yet have faith. It takes a very good man to do that. I do not know how a man can keep his faith up if souls are not brought to the Lord Jesus Christ. That church that does not bring men and women to the feet of the Saviour is a failure. I care not how fine the building, or how sweet the music, or hew eloquent the preaching, or how elegant the surroundings?it is a failure. The church of God was made for just one thing?to get men out of the world into the kingdom of heaven. The tendency in churches is to spend their tim6 In giving fine touches to Christians already polished. We keep our religion too much indoors and under shelter, when it ought to be climbinsr the rocks or hewing in the forests. Then It would be a stalwart religion, a robust religion, a religion able to the strone meat of the word, instead of being kept on the pap and gruel of spiritual invalidism. It is high time that we threw off the Sunday clothes of sickly sentimentality and put on the working dress of an earnest, active Christianity. Here is Brooklyn, here is New York, here are the United States, hero is the whole ?rorld to be con'#rted. It is 1894 years since Christ camp, nnd yet Europe. Asia, Africa. North and South America are stiL I unevangelized. More people born e very yeai into the world than aro born into the kingdom of God. At that rate I ask anyone whe can do a simple sura in arithmetic to calculate when this world will be brought to Jesus. At that rate, never, never, never! And yet we know that it is to be brought to Christ. But the church will have to change it? tact an.l take a wider sweep with the gospel net than it lias yet taken. I believe that the sreat mass of the people are now ready \ to receive the gospel if we give them a 1 chance. A boy coes along the street at night and sops a fine house beautifully lighted up and hears music, and he says. "I wish I was in ' there, but I hav*? not been invite I," so he passes on. Here is the church of Got, lighted up with festivity and holy mirth, and the world passes alone outside, hears the music and sometimes wishes it was inside, but says that it is not invited. Oh, invite the world to come in ! Go out into the highways and hedges. Send a ticket of invitation printed in these words, ''Come, for all things are now ready." Some years ago 200 men were buried in the Hartley colliery of England. The Queen of England from her throne telegraphed. "Is there any hope for the men?" After awhile the answer came over the wires: ''No hope. They are dead." Here is a whole race buried in sin and darkness and woo. The question that thrills up to the throne of God to- lay is. "Is there any hope for the m'enV" Answering intelligence comes back from the throne of God, thrilling through the world's darkness, thrilling through the world's woe: - , v -' -7- "v j 'Yes. Hope for one, hope for all! Whosoever will let him come. And the spirit and the bride says, 'Come.1 And let him that i? athirst come." We have had conventions all over the country discussing the subject, "How Shall the Great Masses be Brought to Christ?" They have passed splendid resolutions at th? , close of the meeting?a long list of eight, ten or fifteen have been read, and then the presiding officer has said, "All those in favor of the resolution for the conversion of th? . world, purifying the cities and redeeming the masses and makins everything all right say aye." "Aye, aye!" say a thousand voices. "All opposed?no." "The ayes have it." There, the whole world is converted! Ah, we do not seem to get along by soch a process. If this world is ever to be brought to God, It will not be by the handful of ministers w? have In this country. It will be by the great masses of Christian men and women discharging their duty. If the private church membership of thl3 country would put on their armor and go forth, I believe that in fifteen years the whole land would be redeemed for Chriit. Would God thaj all th? people were prophets! Iam never afraid to near a man say that he is going to preach. If he cannot preach, tieople will not go to hear him. It he can. he has a message from the Almighty, and I would have him deliver it. Look out how you interfere with him. Since we have been together as pastor and "mnln liATTT mnnw hnifa hnnn nr/tmntoH tn glories of heaven? They died sweetly, calmly, as only Christians can die. They have put down the staff of their pilgrimage. They nave taken up the palm of the victor. The Lord Jesus has swung His arm through this church a good many times. He has been up and down all these aisles. He has taken the little children?the dear little children. He came down into the garden tt> gather the lilies and the aged as well. Ons who sat right here, so that when I used to preach I could almost put .my hand on his head, when I came baclc from my sutnafep vacation was gone. Oh, how the glories of heaven shone around that old man's face as he sat nere Sabbath after Sabbath! Gone now. Happy spirit Happy with all those who have passed the flood. One army of the !l*In? GodTo Hu coramaad we bow, Part of the host nave crossed tha flood. And part are croialu; now. I thank you for all your kindness, for all your sympathy, for all your prayers for me ' as pastor. It is a sorrow to me that I ant to ue rtuseni evcu lur t% icw uiuump. a uavo worked to the fall extent of physical, mental and spiritual endurance for this churah. Now we start out onourtwenty-slxthyear. How many of us will close it here I know not. But. living or dying, let us olin< to Christ Oh, that all the people would lav? Him' I wish that I could take this ?udtenoe this morning and wreath it around the heart of my Lord Jesus Christ! Oh, He is such a dear Saviour! He is such a loving Je5U3? He is so precious! He is all the world to cue. He is heaven to me. H^ washed away my sins. He comforted me in days of dartness and trouble. Heismlns. Oh, blessed J?M?! Sweetest sound I ever heard or ever expaot to hear is Thy name! My dosing prayer this morning is that God will have "mercy on the dying population of our great cities, an! that the wjoIs earth will put on bridal array for the coming of the Lord. Bide oa, Kins Jesus ; ride on I Blessed be tbe Lori God of Israel, from everlasting to everlasting, and let the whole earth be filled with His glory! Aom and amen! CROP REPORT," The Condition of Winter Wheat, Barley and Other Products. The May report of the statisticians of the Department of Agriculture places the condition of winter wheat at 8L4. as againsl ft r? r* a folUno rtff 00. I IUB JJ[~I)V1UU3 U1UUIU, uvmj u mnu.;, VM ___ of 5^3 points. In 1893, at the same date, the HI condition was 75.5, a little over two points Ha lower than the previous month. The aver- H ages lor the principal States ore: Ohio, I 90 ; Michigan. 83; Indiana, 90; Illinois, 89 H Missouri, 83 : Kansas, 75; Nebraska, 59, ana Dj California, 52. Winter rye, like wintei wheat, has suffered a decline sinoe lost H month, the average lor May 1 be ins 90.7, ntrainst 91.1 in April. The averages for the principal rye Stares are: New York, 95; New H| Jersey, 93 ; Michigan, 91: Pennsylvania, 90. The average condition of barley is 6&3, B| against 86.6 last year. The low condition is the result of the drought in California, it H| being the largest producing State. Bg The condition of spring pasture is 92.7 : of |H mowing lands, 91.7. The proportion ol MB 6pring plowing done May 1 is reported at 83.5 per cent.,against 73.4 per cent, last yea* at same date. ffB The cotton report for the month of May relates to the progress of cotton planting B and contemplated acreage. The proportion of the proposed breadth already planted on Hg May 1 was 81,6 per cent., against 85.3 per cent, last year, which is a little over 4 Dj points lower than the amount usually HQ planted at that date. Tho reported Jndications point to an acrcage of 1.9 per cent. less than last year. A MATBICIDE. I The Terrible Double Crime of a De~ Hi spondent New Yorker. Hh Cnarlea Samsmuller, a shadernaker, who lived with his mother, Lena Samsmuller. at 641 East Twelfth street, Now York City, pgf killed his mother a few nights ago. Then he killed himself. She was more t&an ninety years old. He was fifty. ^H They had lived together in East Twelfth street about nine years. Charles was to all K9j appearances devoted to his mother, as she HH was to him. He had been out of work for HI some time, but he had money in the bank and there was money In the house. So far Bj as could be learned, there was no excuse for HI the crime. He probably was despondent be- ^9 cause he was out of work, and was not content to die alon?. Mrs. Samsmuller was weak from age, and she had not been out of her house for more than a year. Her apartments were on the second floor of the rear frame tenement. HH She was so feeble at times that she w:isn*t HH able to get around to do her housework, and Km then she would send into Mrs. AnnieBolen, ^H| the housekeeper, and Mm. Bolen would clean up and do the cooking for her. ShoHH *** ,a ?rvov fr\r mmm did 11 WliJlll&lJ UUU tlibuvui 1"V } Samsmuller was a kind-hearted old woman, HB and everycody In the neighborhood liked m BRAZIL'S DEFIANCE. H The Portuguese Minister in Rio Giveo^Hfl His Passport. HH Information has been received from Hio^Hm Janeiro, Brazil, that Minister Paraty, Por-HH tugal's representative at the Brazilian capi-^HH tal, received his passports from Presidential Pfixoto's Government. Brazil also with-^HH draws its Legation from Lisbon, Portugal. The grounds on which the Brazilian Gov-^HH[ prnment bases its action in causing the rup-^^H tura between the two Powers are the Portu-H|H guese interference in the Brazilian revolu-^HH tion r.nd the general unfriendly attitude of^^H the European country toward the South^^B American Republic. HH The Portuguese corvette Albuquerque put^^H into the harbor of Bio Janeiro with her ma-^^9 ehinery broken down. The vessel was alsc^^H short of cna!. BHfl S-nhor Vianna de Lima, the Brazilian Min-^^^l ister at Lisbon, received instructions from^^H his Govornment at Rio Janeiro to sever al^^H| liplomatic relations with the Government Portugal. He was ordered to withdra^v^^^^ from Lisbon with his staff. ACRES OF FLAME, H Half a Million Loss in Ships, Houses^^H Coal and Lumber. Fire which ragod along the water front a^^^^ Pawtucket, R. L. did a fearful amount damage. All the coal and lumber yards in th3^^^^ place have been destroyed. Also a two^J^H masted schooner and four dwelling houses^^^^ There is great damage to shipping t-spe^Hfl cially. The loss will reach 9500.009 to $750,^BH 000. It is supposed that the blaze was starte^^^H by a tramp in one of the big lumber yurd^HBM Many acres were burned over.