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r TrIB JOKERS' BUDGET 1 n? r-^ziT t^/% y." :*'1'" ri:r 'I *: > 'Pr^f'Td r.2'pp.?iv> Tj~:V.'L II. .'';- I'lio I..CV ~ 7-' - : 1 j.'.'t's conn r.r.\<o>\ J)r> von ever tight atsrli<i< '1 " asked \ the minister, who was visiting ?Taek,s | niollivr. j sir," replied .Tack; "I never fret into a light, because I am t!ie smallest boy there." I:. - 1 ~'Tr ,f. l;/' *2 Pi & tj .*?<>: ! /a M I. 0MS?skW \ ii </ :. ; ..- .': \\ ' ! 7 /./ j, i'V V ? A-/ 4 V >>/ ^ K/r'M ^ Ijli j^; / A :X 5J!3' f" "Shall I take enve of your little dawg whiles you'ro a-shoppin', miss.'?Punch. Til EKE ALREADY. " Those Thompsons arc a bad lot. Three out of the four ought to bo in tho i penitentiary." " What of the fourth \ " "He's there."?Time. TI'ET " SLOP2 " THAT WAT. Frodd:e?Papa, why do they call Cal-! ifornia the I'acilic slope P;n-i-? /ii.ri?>cti\o:vi?It lmisfc bo Ik cause a good many bad cashiers ami, other law breakers peacefully slip out I that way.?Via '<>:rj JiulUtin. a ntv-" time ccurAir.ED. .Taek?J>id yon have a niee time, Gr.s, ! last night, up at old Lavender's : (ins?1 \\a~i lia\nig a nice time until ' the old uj: -n-t iked down cellar,loeked the oal Ijl-i ami turned the gas oiV.? Epoch. rrr. HAuaiii'r coon. ITtuband?Well, 3Iaiv, why isn't dinner mulv Wife?The' ok left this morning. Husband?The deiiee.' Why did she leaved Wife? She overheard mr? speaking of. her as a woman, although I have generally lseen very careful to addcrss her as a lady.?Lincoln Jwirmtl. a rosER. Xcr.v, children," said idiss Pedagogue, "you may each ask me one question. Well, Johnny, what is it "Do all the Spaniards walk Spanish, /am?Haznr. r.otu affected t7tf. came wat. Friend 'to young ariist)?Candidly, > T tl.ii.1- tli.. -iv/.loi.!-v breadth. Yoini'r Artist (poor jiim! iliin")?That's the trouble with me, 100, Charley.? Ep'ich. tut. ar.T or rrioTOfiUAPiiT. TJisf. C!am?I Ii:iv<- jusf had soincphoto;:r.!.)hs taken, Ethel. What; do you tliink of i !:e:n Miss l\'h<! (a bream Ve::d)?They ore sple >dM, Clara. H>.v a i?h;>:ograph does id'tdi/e one's face!?Epoch. Ysr.i- TiroroirrrrL. "To-morrow, 3Iariii, will bo your birthday, and I want to g?v<> you some appropriate present. What shall it ba?" "Whatever your kind heart may sue?-1 gep\ John." day.1 "Maria, you know how ! your pour 1vu:I: has sufe ?! from pullin# o-f'my 1> >u'.n lii ihre.eniuijf I1 will 1:0 ?!ior.\ lnvlfic. rcc! } Lau: bough.' you :i ui<v V.r.w b.#oi-ju?*;;, i whicli I will use hereafter instead."? Boston Trantler. QUITE A DIFFERENCE. Lawyer?What is the value of the pipes in dispute between you and Mr. Grreen ? Plumber?They arc worth about sixty nve cents. Lawyer-?Well, 3Ir. Green says be paid $18.44 for the pipes. Plumber (with dignity)?1 am giving you the prii-e I buy at. Mr. Green states the selling price?Loircll Ciiir.cn. B) \ ; 3 !' \ \ v . f syt ?) /{/ j K V\ \\ :f\V A"/ Xf<\'Ww *?i Tilr. Kit ii:;iiH S iot* fc'augeriies, en she avenue)?I km??ved it wuz a darned open winter, but I didn't expert to tind tli' *!- ii.M. 4.1.:.. ~r LllL'S tu lliicik IU I Ilia <Jll- oi j. o iie woct.dx't. "I heard something just awful about Frank Smitherson," s:ii<l tlio young woman on whom lie wa.-'-ailing, to Bill}' Bliven. "What did yon near: ' asked Billy. "Susie Jenkins told mu that Frank went and pawned all his Christmas presents, i'ou wouldn't do such a thing as that, v.ould you.'" "No," said i !i!ly, as his mind reverted fn two iilmniiiutrd cards and a holiday pair of suspenders, "I wouldn't.' ? Merchant Tructllcr. N'ATU'.ALT/T. Faddlc-Is there muc?" siclncss tliis time of year. Fuddle Fnd'lle?Well, o! my medical friends arc busy, so there musr lie. Faddle?Do you attribuLe iliis to tijo j climate ? Fuddle?Xo! To the doctors.?Loircll \ Citizen. r tor*. rv.r or nor;r. r:nsos. i Hr.'' yoil sonic ' CoM a : >r s ::s yon ' < !: . .Irtr1!n?r: I i 11 . i " i v. !!. .! i.l it j 11 !i ?' ; ! ;r 1 " ! i ii ' t .v.? < iJi.'iik it . c-./i 'V.'.rt -. | ! I Mr. IT" '!' vie (mfiJTiin^ly)?"'Kit:. | "WJn-rl v \V:ir>.?x s::ys -.ill girls should be i hUiiiiy." Mrs. Hen peck?"Hull! 31<>st girls j arc sunny. It's after thcv become j women mid begin living with a husband that all the sunshine goes out of their life." 3Ir. Heup.-ck subsides.?New York W eddy. TDET WENT. "Now lot s take a look at the Sanitarium," said a tall Philadelphia!! who was j showing off tlie Quaker City to a Chi- i eaijo visitor. "I don't eare if I do," was the reply. I "I'm just about as tliirsty as I usually, get."?L'ltck. IJinTUDAT PRESENTS. Tdike?What did ye/, git fur yez birth- j dav, ] H'lniis; -1 - --? i'--i ucnms?-U'J (uscuiirgt!. n iiinuiu gitf Mike?A l>:itiii from Tom Nolan.? JUil'JC. thi: reason*. Teacher?"Why is it you don't iearn I your Sunday-school lessons as you do j those on week days { liid Little-Tommie?Cause you can't \ lick a foliar at Sunday-school. a society item. "Do you set' that demure young miss walking over that cross ing l" "Yes." ! "Weil, her ]V!vents do not allow her j to have beaux, but si:o made a "flash | vestevday just the sime." "The de'.'ce she did ! How ?" "Stnick her finger with a beefsteakpounder.*'?-1 / cola lit cord. a mawkn's autifice. Art fid Amy?Algernon, in parlinmen- I (;'rv us g<?, what do< s the presiding ' < :* >.iv when a mutter is to be put to j Uns'.isjvc' i;:*r Algernon?Are you iv:r.ly f"V t i? :?U'stion i Artl'n! Amy ?Y?Yes, Algernon, I| tliink I ::i:i.?Fra l'n .$. ~r\ \rr T.ifJir i **.1* O .1 .S.J J 1*11 1 !Me:v1iiinWto his confidential rWTO? j Here's Is-t lcMor fro'-i Mr. fc>low;>ay, ! 1 tut ii<> money. "What's iiu; matter with him Ci^rk?Oil, ho's a1] \vriio "Who's all write "Slow nay." "Rut they 11i<ln't cheer any, for there's j no cheer in such writing.?Tuns Siftiu'js. j T'*F -SoeTt Nn-ii-'ZL-te $ | j i v-V j in Hb? Little Peter Frayedhaek?Say, hors! that's my mother over there buying sJij>- | 11(TSShoede.i'cr ?lex Li tie Pelcr?Yo.i tell her 'hat ones j Miiiie (f worsted, with padded m>;os, is i th' most stylish an' you ge'.sa free iiekei to our uext Injun show.?Juilje. PATRIOTIC. Fin-t Tramp?Aristocracy! They | don't know what aristocracy is in dis | ! country. Who ever heard of a 'ristocrat | wo:k:n' in j England i ! i ,S'fi i:d Trump?That's so, Hill, and j ; thai'.-. why j. ia opposed ter workin'. I ; d- v.?:.t ihe-u doods, liku the Prince ; ] if Wales and de It-xisliiu Kincr, a-sneer- ; , i..' at '.lis e mis try, and a-sayin' we a:Vc j got no real, simoii-pure gentlemen. .No, . sir; not while I live.?Judge. TOO FKIVOLOUS. The hilosoplier's Wife Lionel, ' which do you consider of the greater I importance of the final questions of life, the "Have been," or the "Might liavo i been {" 1 The Philosopher (sadly)?The coal bin.?Life. \ A QUESTION* IX XATUTtAI. niHTOUV. "Pa," asked sleepy Bobby, "can I ask , you a question if It ain't foolish?" ( "Ya-as," almost shouted the old man, wlio was trying to read. j . "Well, ii* a toad h:id a tail, pa, would i 3 it intcrfei*e with his jumpiu', or would it i 1 help him like it does the kangaroo.'" In less time th;:n it tikes to tell it ! ; Bobby a\as between the sheets.?The ( Epoch, A riLT.OW SHAM. Guest at second-rate hotel. l'irne, 1.30 :t. m. "Clevk, will von ph-asucome up to my 1 room aud help mo a moment i" "What to do "Why, I've lost the feather out of my pillow, and I'm Mowed if lean find it anywhe re. I'm afraid I blew it out of the window. How much do feathers cost apiece, anyway.'"?iJuMcille Breeze. l'AUAT.T.rcn CASES. Male parent (sternly) ? Now, sjr, young man, I have caught you?stuck in the jam, as usual, when your mother is away. Culprit?I'll bet a onartcr ma is Stuck in the jam, too. I\Ia!e parent?"Where? Culprit?Down at the millinery opening.?BurUwjton Free J'nss. ix xne cr,un. Passin?By the war, Pursnite; how did Buskin's new melodrama go List night? Of course you were there. Pursnite?Oh, it v.as groat. At the end of the first act half of the audience \vn* crying. Passin?Yon don't say ? Because the lxs'V or the acting was so power- 1 fair " < l-'ursnito?XcIMht; 1 ?ocanse tlioy ?r?mill not get their money back? I'-ic.';. I ".iivccl llo.'iu'." "I'Li-T; i-i u.i lik) iiootj" >ii tin f>'-1 sor : . ! I vo k'u i.v ii r.v :pa.> it i<. ") .vi vvil! ?>r, > ! jt>r u -.1 in \vii.i' ::tit i ,.i.. ? v > s-i '.!Mi; -ill. i i ..i i ( n i i,i| .* ! j ,i ; n-,;. i I ! . 5 i i'..? > .<> ;: .? ' I' : 1 * " 1 l-I 1 A";t ?iv? ; w i .!<. i'ii.'-;r. ri;. :i: i; ri r~i > it .;.i < uvim'.ill: a I t'l'll T's i-i :> V .11.; iVii ;i t:i :il : !. A Ini'Sl-l? ^viil:.-: I* : I : i i CiM;i <i "?l:ir i:.? !l- A Tilj.vs ' I .1 of |) i: i i'. Invc .-i:i t 3f>!io't; ! ? .v.; i v.'li.vt t-' :ri -ii.y i. ?i>n y. :,ti vii;j m-? n >ry w :oa a'in.>;t si' ois-} li :s .J"'!.!. i low i:tii> ir&.mt, thjraf<>re, tint t:io lio.n i ii; !.u.'I iuta-t is loi; as pD?il?Ii ?a .ifis'oii oC loving counsel. o' pin*-.! and }oy lo r.|w graving e:iildr<>:i. Mow ? 11 w.ien 'I jti i iava las, w'asa the iit'6 gojs out 0.1 the hears isjO?i-> anl ths family is soiifcerotl. What tilj children lo?3 by tho death of a parent only tho?2 reaii/.o who Lava grown up without that love au_l advice which a parent alone can bftito:'/. N'o doubt, tons of thouiinls of parents have found premature grave3, who might have lived years of usefulness, had they but known what was sappin? their strength, an I slowiv but surely" pushing them into the grave. There are tens of thous ;nds of parents today in agony of mind throu?h fear of death from kidney disease, who do not i;uow they nvo do;*toriug only symptoms?such as wakefulness, nervousness, a splendid feeling one day and an all gone 0:10 another, dropsy, weak hoart action, pneumonia, neuralgia, iick!e appetite. etc. while the real trouble is ;.>oi3one.l bloo I caused by disease! kidneys. 'n'ess purified with Warnor's Safo (Jure j 1 hey will 3:1st aa surely die, as though 1 poisoned with aroint*. If y :u are sulVrring as described, and have I 1 >ec*n for aav length ol' time. vou are. unless I vou ;;?t rede? right spjeddy, stricken with" j rirvitli, whethor you fcnoiv ii or not. odors publicly admit tliat they cannot j cure advanoo:l kidney di oaso: they are too bigotoI to use Warner's tfafe Cure because it is ail advanced retnfuly; consei u.-ntiy, imk's; yon uso your own good judg1. 0'ir, .-aeuro and use Warners Safe Cure, a sp.cilic, which has proved itsoil in tens of taou awls of ca.S-'S to !jj al! it is represented, your homo, .liro;:.:h your death, will be I'roican np anil your lovod onus deprived of ! that which mono}' cannot purchase o;1 friends supply. Already toe man/ lovh;.; parents, noble, kind ami true. Iiavj gon t il r.v'n to premature ! graves through ignorance of thsir condition, i and the bigotry or' physichns. Itistinnto ; cry a bait, and w.> hag of you, for the Iovo | you l.oar yoar home nil! the duty you ow<> yourself, to givn tliis matter your careful anil conscientious cou-iderati-iu. i i NEWS AM) NOTES FOR WO31 EM. ! nine is the fashionable color of the j hour. Vnrten anil mink furs ere again in ! fashion. White (mil silver is a favorite combination. The J ninress of Austria is attended by j a woman physician. The State University of Oregon lias ; l~i" wom?:ti students. (iray and p-.u-ple arc again worn as , hu'f mourning colors. Hough woolens are the fiincy of the j hour wish i'arisienues. Bonnets are now worn by the s u tws | of the . heyeune tribe. The shortest veil now admissible com- I pletely covers the fare. In I '.iris Japanese crape is the favorite ! new s'.u i fur tea gowns. Two ladies have been elected bank directors in Atlanta, Ga. i:ibbi>n striped nets and gauzes are again 0:1 the dry goods counters. Solid twiiled serges, soft and line, will ; be ioug favorites for spring gowns. It is no uncommon th'ng to sea ladies smok ng in the restaurants of Italy. The Czarina of i;u?sia prefers English ' boons to those oi any other language. ! The most ornamental new lint p u is a moss-rose of enamel in natural colors. j Double-breasted vests of manilla linen are among the threats of next summer. The second patent issued to a woman was to .Mary Brtisn ic lb 15 for a corset. The Km press Vicioria, wife of William i II., igaorea the use of powder and make- j up. The handsomest new spring muTers no in comb ..ai.ons of b;;:cii and steel -ray. Miss Amelia 1?. Edward*, the author. ' lias traveled over pretty much ail of the White astrakhan is the favorite fur i for long dressy evening and carriage | tvrn r?a Thick repped ribbon is used for the I >ashe* of black Henrietta accordion I ?ow as. Dr. McCosh, of Princeton College, i tays that the best novels are written by women. For many years only lady teachers have been employed in the schools in Macon, Ga. Mrs. .James T. Fields, widow of the tvell-knowu Boston publisher, is a Spiritualist. Mrs. Otis ?.I. Downing, of Mnttapoiaett, Ma^s., asserts that she made '?U;? pies lu^t year. A new feature of dressy short wraps j is the full velvet slee.e gathered to a j icep fur cuIL Mrs. Hitrr.yr lieesher Stowe is said to | he in better healtii now than she has | been for years. flibbon striped woolen dress stuffs for spring are seen in the sample books of leading houses. A few mulls of velvet or dress materia: have a broad band of duck's breast down the middle. Velvet with bengaline or else brocade f'"* io t'liwAi-iin etui)-' t'nr visitinor toilets this wiuler. For an all-around serviceable full dre~3 gown nothing approaches a good black real lace one. White violets arc the favored flower just now with ladici who are laying aside mourning drcs>es. A foreign fancy of Ihe minute is to turn under the hand of the lung glove, leaving the lingers bare. The ^ara Crewe frock is as fashionable for little girls as ;he little Lord Fauntlcroy suit is fur b <ys. There is a movement of adhesion among brunc'te-" to the .Vsexican gold combs juit. now brought out. There are about 2 i 0 recently graduated English ladies who are entitled to write the letters 1>. A. alter their names. The Duchess of .M:irlborough, it is Bftid, has developed apas inn for orchids even greater than that of h r husband. The aspirations of women for a share in government have been gratified in J England as conspicuously as in America. illi-re n rial Poison. Jferrnry is frequently injudiciously usert by ! quack cJ'm*: rs i:i !:ise of malaria anil bloo;l poi- j s ij. It* after- flVvt is w. rse than ilif original j ii-f-aso. B. B. 11. (Iio:;? ni?* J Jlo.nl llaln:) con- j tsiiM no mercury, but will elmvn."/c mercurial | in?i:jon from the system. Write to l'lcod Uulm i i'o.. A:'au:a. 'in., fur b ol: o!' conv.ncin',' proof ; it its c^ira: vi yirinc. A. I. lrritlon. Jackson, T.nn., writes: "I 1 caught miliaria in L.on:>!.v.iii ivil when the fever at last broke, my sys em was saturated with . oisnn iiml T liml a in mv liuuiMi :mil knots oil my tontjiie. I two i>o'tl*'< P.. B. !>., wii ch If. ale I iny tongue and mouMi and made a new mail of me." VVr.i. Ifidunond, At'anrn, Ga , writes: "My j wif could hardly sec. Doctors called it syplii litic iritis. J-Ier eye* were in a dreadful condi- j tion. Her appetite failed. She had pain in her joints and bones. Her kidneys were deranged also, and no one thought she could be cured. I'r. GiUain recommended B. B. Ji., which she used until her 1iOm.Iili was entirely restored." K. 1'. B. Jones, Allan I a, Ga., wri:c3: "I was troubled with coppe r eo.ored crnp'ions, loss of appetite, pain in biick. aching joints, debility, emaciation, loss of hair, hore throat, and great nervousness. B. B. B. put my system in fine condition." A Rnd'vii Cure for EpilnDtlo Ih the Eittto. ? Pi:nse inform your readers that. T have a k>ositive remedy for the above named disease vhich I warrant to cure tho wor^t cases. So kt rone is my faith in its vir- | taes that I will send f. ee a sample bottle and valuablo treatise to any sntlerer who will giv? ; me his P O and Express address. Kesp'y, H. (i. ROOT. II. C . 1? Pearl SL. New York. ; A cynic declares that Sarah Bernhardt's best holcl on lame will be her introdu-.:- i tion of the thirty-two-button kid glove. I The late Mrs. Jay Gould brought her 1 husband a fortune of 0,000. She left in her own right property worth $1,500,000. Great Britain has 152 women who are Masters and Bachelors of Arts and ;'l who are Doctors and Bachelors of Science. The Princess of Wales rarely pays over six dollars for a bonnet, Uue of her houscnv.ids woud not daro to be bo economical. It iJakes You Hungry 'I l:a~o used r.tln^'a tvicry Compound and It has hud a salutary ft w erro.-t. If invigorate J^T^S ("!1 he system and I jn :??'! H!:o a new v Iran, ,'t improves Y | /V/T.y Uie a:.;v!i:e and ? . !i:cli;i:.l.s dl.-osGS* \ikin." J. T. Copei.Avri, l'rlnu'.s. S. C. | Spring medicine ww-ww MNV-u-d.-vs tUan It did ten years a :o. Tiio v.lnirrof 1SS -yj hasJeft the nerves ail ftyt/tJ o il. 'J lie nerves must he strengthened, the Wood purified, liver and bowel-. regulated. 1 aloe's Celery compound? thf Sprint/ in tlic.iiie < f /'>-ihif/?(l(" S all tills, as nothing elSJ ran. I'reneribtd ly I'hyticians, Jiecvnihieivlcd by hntnyUU, Emlnrttd by MuiiMert, UunrnutKvil by the Manufacturert to be The Best Spring Medicine. "in tiiospriiijjui i?o. i ?>ioiuiiuuuv,.u. * would get up In the morning with so tired a ?e- t wasso weak t lint I could lianlly get around. Jboiirjlit a but lie of I'alne'sf'eioryC'omP'?ii!id. am! be}.:re 1 !-.al taken it a week 1 felt very Jiiiifii belter. I ( :;? lie- fully rccomn.e.';d It to all v. lio jh-hI a building up and strengthening medicine."' Mr.-:. i! how, JJurllngton, Vt. Paiae's Gaiery Compound Is a uiilijuo : i apiviz-r. r!e?.?aiit to j mo fL-i'j. ?|UlcU i!i I's i-Rilou. and without any liijiuloiis oiTi.-i t. i: giver. tuat rug-red heali \i ] Widen !i;ukvs ' *>".*:" i:i::g liV li; gOO I. h eil!V*t ! dvsn'-nsla a:.k?.i ire I disorders, l-hyslcians prescribe It. s'.ou. six lor iTugg!3'.s. I Wki.ls. i:i< iiA.!i?soN .t Co., Burlington, vt. j DIALMD I LACTATED FQifi i wsrsnrorr SHGOTD USS3 ,f f* ? 'P Vj/ O -xJ l L l?* Lv: is J jJ 5>i, 5^2: '?* os- <C?OCiL HiivOP 'ZLS-'LZ. wr-vj HYP0PH03PJ11TE9, It is used and endorsed by Physi- ! cians becausc it is the best. It is Palatable as Milk. j Et is three times as efHcacicu3 as plain Cod Liver Oil. It is far superior to all other so-called | Emulsions. It is a perfect Emulsion, does not sepa-: rate or change. It is wonderful as a flesh producer. It is the best remedy for Consumption,; Scrofula, Bronchitis, Wasting Diseases, Chronic Coughs and Cold:, i Sold by all Druggists, SCOTT & ECWHE, Chemists, H.V.' _ Fur two ycara J i yf rhfinaatL-m.co bad that I B 0 itcilsablednc for work /ffiifst&S. i th cad cor.fincil r-o to 1:1/ I Cn l?-il f''r ft whole year, (I during wbicli t'mo I aSkv'^M 2?% JP could i:ot even r:.:se my liai:d* 10i:i.v held. cr.'l raffigi *^253 fur3r.ioiii! u"i;iI(l i:ot j j(/ *M movciny;u.-lfi:ibcil,w::3 1 iff \r. wS'Sri'li reduced in fl"h frc:a t \^r?^^Al02to(!'il,w. Wn!itrr::t* etl by liest pbysici::!:?, only to prow wor.=e. | Finally I took Swift's Specific, and eoon br^ar. to > Improve. After a while was ct my work, and for tko pa>t five months have boon as well as I ever was?all 1 iroin the cffects of Swift's Specilic. John Rat, i Jan. 8,1SS0. Fi. Wayne, lud. \ Books on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free. ! "virx Specific Co., Atlanta, Ca. 01 AMD VERa-SU^A! FOR DYSPEHSiA. I a positive cujtk for. indigestion and all ! Stomach Troubhs Allying Tkun from. Your DruotP't or Oner at J)co Vr will get Vera~ ' .... .'/ trill hit I Uurajor yx* y w? ? , grnl by mail on rerript of X> . /.<. <5 bo.rrs $1.00) in | rtamj;*, Sample eenl ?>. receipt vf'z-irnt stamp. i The Charles A. Vogelrr Co., Baltimore, Mtl, ! uRAjPFjEf^P^ I Cures all Diseases Peculiar lo Women f ' ^ Book to "Woman" Maii.kp KiiKK. UUAI)i'IKLl> KKCri.ATIlit CO.. ATI.A.VI'A, UA. toij/ liv am. tiiiiruujisid. Perfect health depends r. perfect condition i-f the hi cod. J Mire blood eonijiters every disease si'id gives new life'.otuiy oca}<d or atVi eted I'nrt. Mrong nerves urn peiftct digest i' n enables li e system tosiar.d tl.e sli< ek ofsii'dm climatic '. hanges. .'n f.cei.sional usi ( f Jirov.nV . ! ( ii ] iitets will ku|> y?.1: in ;i |)M IV el stale of health. I;< n't to deceived by li:er In n l-ve motions aid t?.l.e jn*t as p mi. 'I l.e ;< in n is i; ;:di < n'y i y |;n.\\ n ( heiiiieiil ('<any. I'al I iim.re. >ld. h'oUl by a!l deaderin medicines. llnmburc Fies f<?r l he Liver. Habitual ei-n^tipatian and torpidity ot the liver are functional derangements wlueh should not tic so long neglected as to generate in I ual (ii^t a*:-. Hamburg Figs should be taken, and tliederi'.ii'jed organs restored to health. 25 eci.Ui. JJobc one Fig. JIack Drug Co., N. 1. All disordsrs pecu iir.r tovvoniem are correc etl and much suiter nig avoided oy use ot Brad field's Female Regulator. Sold by druggist. Spring I May be avoided by taking the popular spring medicine. Hood's Sarsap.irilla. In season. If you hav? BOt felt well durin? the winter, IX you have been overworked, or c rse y confined in badly ventilated rooms or slrps, you nee i a grool tonic and blood purifier lilce Hood's Sarpaparilia. Ta.e it early an I you will ward off attac'.-s of dis ase or escape the effects of impure blood and that tire l feclin.? so common in the spjinir. Do not delay Take Hood's Sar.?apaTilla now. "I wish to state thi beaeCtl derived from Hood's Sar-aparilla. I have used it in he sprin* for threi years for d<d>ili>y and can say that I gained in Sesli and strength :fter u?imr one bottle. It also cured me or sick headache."'?Mrs. F. H. Andrews, Soutl Wood.'tosk, Conn. Hood's SarsapariHa Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $5. Pr<p?retl 011I3 by C. L HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass IOO DOS3S One Dollar r=^ '?\P D V P - it AN HONES: when askr.'l for the best blood-purifier Medical Discovery. because he knows i best sati.-f action fo his customers. Go] from :i common Blotch, or Eruption to 1 Rough Skin, in short, all discasc-s can; I powerful, purifying, and invigorating heal under its benign influence. Esp curing Tetter, Eczema. Erysipelas. 1 fi-.v n?.d Kwoi lines. ITin-ioint Disej G"i'.rc. or Thick Neck. and Enlarged O"!!si'n!ptioii, which i- Scrofula of rc I' tly, it lakcn in t!i? c-ar!icr .stages c u ciir-cfi or' diseases for which it is r wilJ be promptly refunded. For Weak I-unir*. Spitting of ] Ariinnx Sov re Coiighs, and k.ndrc Sold uy l/rugsrists. at $1.00, or si:-: licj copjtii'l'f. 183c, by Wok.'.d's Disi'e.vs czpii-.\ e*> :;ir:i lii.-ul:::*; of l?r. ?2 D RID K t?*F&moii5 Bird* PURE) Q-R0UND 60PPSS PACKED ONLY BY ROCHESTER COFFEE CO., BIRMINGHAM, ALA., and NEWTCRK. IF YOD WISH A/-? y'. ^njr It E VO I. V K It > >7^C>: | rurchast- one of tlso ti-lc- a brated SMITH k WKSSOX arms. The finest small arms // )V~m aver manufactured ami the \\J/ \ vg? "i? first choice of all experts. Manufactured inoalibr.>:?.wani!-n-iwi. Sin- [VrcJI ?!< or double action, Safety Ilainiii-riess and Targetmodels. Constructed entirelyi>i best (|ii:tlItv wrought ?!? !, carefully inpectcd forwt rkmanshpand stock, i hey aru unrivaled for (iui?!i, dnrui>iliiy mill nrrtiracy. .Di'iiotbedpccivedliy cheap inn llesible cost-: roi! tiuitn timm which aie often sold for the genuine a:tie!e an t are not onU' ur.f eiiabla. but dangerous. The SMITH k WESSON Revolvers aivall stamped upon the barrels with firm's name, address ami dates of pat'lita and are (uuiiinloi'il perfect in every detail. Insin upon having the genuine article, and if your dealer i nnn?t supi ly you an order s*nt to a lilress b?Io\v will receive prompt and careful attent.on. Descriptive catalogue and pr'.cos f nrnichod upon application. SMITH & WESSON, r2f"Mpnt:on ilu- pip'-r Springfield, IS I preserlbr anrl fully nndorse ]tig 4; as the onir /KiiT ??7,??^V.S 0'* for the certain cure jOMyi To 5 DAYQ.^ this di.-e:i;:e. /5?;J?Oa\r?ot?rd not wVj < t, |\|j|M iriw ? n o??e^rt,ture. * * N. Y* $jTM? Mf'donlj by tL? Wo lifivo sold Hl,t <3 foi Wt&wni Chanted ft. y**?-, ?"? J\ V."a IK*. A i n the Ijc.-I of ?Qliu* Vw-A ClaciaBatl.^^sn faction. Oh.10. A-A D. 11. liYCTTK k PO.. 31,00. Sold by Ur.iv'IsiV PEERLESS BfES SoLi) Si DE'JGtilbUt \ .W.v ,'ork has a restaurant that sort ! of ieverses things. Ad establishment ' fronting l^cQtrai Park li.-is a sign: , "Lacles' i estauraut; Reserved .Seats for ; Gentlemen." T? ? ^ ? ?? ?l\o * nor /"?? rvr> t?*' in "Moof 11 iJt II tlAO ?u York to drive small rau;e< instead of carriage horses. The societv people who indulge iu this fad thiuk tnat it is intensely Southern. A woman has designed a fan v. hich ought to be po?;ilar with masqueradere. A ina*k is foided in the upper part; a powder pouch liaugs under a rosette on one of the outs de sticks, within which is a case for scissors, pencil and button hook. It costs $b0. Sickness Hood's Siraaparilla is piepared from Sarsapa-ilia. Dandelion. Mandrake. Dock. Jusiper Barrio . and other well known veseuxble remedies, :n such a peculiar manner as to deriva the fall m lisinal value of each. It will cure, vrhen in the jower of medicine, scr 'fula. sAlt 'hsum. sores, boil , i pleg, aUh'im-rs, dyspasia, b'liounnesg, sicfc h a li acli?, indigestion, yenera' debility, catarrh, rli-nni 1i tism. kidney and liver complaints. It owreom-s j that extreme tired fee'.in? caiwed by chanre o cli. i mp.'e, season, or life, an.i imparts life and trsnslb i i to the vholeBVstem. i "For livey-.-ars Iwcs sicl: every gpri c, but last I : yearb Kan in F? nu.ry to alte Hood's Sar<r.;iii-;l!a. i I u-ed live bottles and ha. e uot seen z day since."?G. W. Sloan. Mll.oa, Mas . Hood's Sarsaparilfn r : Soirt by all dniKBlst*. *1: tUx for ?6. Prepnradoaiy by C. I. HOOD A CO., ApotUwiries, Lowell, Mr.?*. 100 D- ses On? DoSlar * N II ~ 1U RlW^JKL tIEOlCAL: U Drscqv^||^ r'T DRUGGIST, . always recommends Dr. Pierce's GoVlen t has by far the largest sale and gives the d'.-ii Medical Discovery cures all humors, the worst Scrofula. Salt-rheum. Scaly or scd by bad blood are conquered by this medicine. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly iecially has it manifested its potency in Soils. Carbuncle?. Sore Eyes, Scrofulous :?c, "V/hite Swellings,*' ''Fever Sores," Glands. the Lungs, is arrested and cured by thia* >f thv disease. Dr. Pierre's Golden Medic;il Di\W.-ry the oniv medicine of its da^s that is :;:raatocd to benefit or cure, in all eeummcndcd, or the money ;">:iid ?.-r it Slood. Shortness of Breath. Bronchitis, (1 affections, it is an efficient remedy, itiles for $5.(XI. \ry Medical Association, Proprietoro. is c r';!!j;v<]! y tin- < !" ?!: . nntl,&i?i:VO:turi*;i Huii:**!!;,'. :i'- > > #. ':<t6. jS ZUT SKW I1IILL, With l'"i*erv?l Lon Ueatn and Simultaneous Set Work p. also tnKines, Wood Planers. Manufactured by S.A l.p. tl 1 It.ON WUUKn ?AiAM, C, HfiVH run your Hoots and RV&y ' Shops .over at t!i o Heel. Eelffl"! B?iy p. jialr of MHITOS'S JSSkJjLjj founterami UfclSiiil'ncru ?-IUsJbSh trom youuil?-aU.T. NVr sunrit litre I I" keep tl'o Heel faffi* fc si I'.'il.' !iJlii'It' 1 if slice t .steel, k . .ittjLlE' lilcvh la].r.:i?iti:all"Ui*sfi?rLas'1 Children'* isndMcirs wear W ' Ativ Imiv .ill put tfu-il! on. HK ym DSEMWE5H *CO, Oescrr.1 Mcrchaadfee, Kuan^.7jkiii! t'ii'nunn'hiini' .Via J i hnvciporitiT-trill ibowflllMM taritrt UM ' lh<"imuI'Im of of tiij worst kiml nr.d of lorrrntftiidlnsr j haw been cured. i -i:or.^I- my ra.itti !u it< o.!t:aey tlial ! I wlii ^ond ti"> lotL'o- Irn, toc- tiier with a vaitin'jl# i Srekti~ on this d' icu.-'to ?nv mifeivr. Civ.' Kr.prrss and P. O. oJdretts. T. A. SLiJCClL 3iL C.. 181 Peari St. N. Y I DO YGU SEE TEIS? 1 want to hoar only from M?>csiblc men and women ; that are tircit of cans. deeeptive, X'-nSenslcnl ad; vortlsenu'iiis. oflVrlii much fur within;;. Thatnro i willing to do ot;sv, honest work fnrliheral pay. (N'ot peddlltiK.i Address ! >? ifci'i T'u'ii:;rii.C'r.n::! St,SY I fffl of U= S.ai?d World9?gT / ? 3 01 Full-Fat^ X?l". . Many of them colored. Al-'o a vast aii:o :r: of mtorma; tion relative to different States acd Countries, Form of . " lovcrnmtnt, I'ttrni Products aud Value, iT.c. Only a'.c. In aUimpi. Address Hook Pcb. Hoy*?., YM Leonard St.. X. Y. InASHVIUE SH0STH4Sia ifJSTITUTE | (V.iti -rChurch and Summer St-4.. Nashville, Toiin. Ai.KXA.vnKB Fai.l, Principal. Stanl.ir! -ystems only, which for brevity and liyio: ic;- have no equal*, satisfaction guarjutml. Write for tcrtma. 'National Bit- ffi ffS S G T<7* STi i-ositioaa In ;! s^iSTt I EACKEftS sfc?,a ( families. Address with stari p. >! 1 --SCUOS'i UWA1T, | 5-1 CoicDuiulinv.Niishvi.lt.Tcnu. mU Grea' English Gout and beifilli! ? S ilsil?3?fl HheumaUc ?e:;icdy. Ovn I Box, ,'M ; round ]4!'ilU. ,vho hnvt' ue01' rise's I SoUever^hero. OcT Aw r i ivc >l?.soHiir.>. SsixiiK. urip-> and ^ Gi fa S: & ilorjr !!; ? late by mail on receipt $1. 55 g'ftg P'-'.plcs ful>. Co.. .-t. Paul, Sllnu. ?r to Ss 11 ?l?y. Samples worth $I.5:i fukb I.incs not instter the I??rs-?**-1 fent. Write, J 7:? ..v.,;.T Sill'i'l.v !<<-in i"i.i!.i.>t IV.. Holly, Mlrh, MHfT U?UC AcmiIs ATOSCE. Sample SaebfUSA/l il 'Sl. look irpp by inail for 2.\ stamp, tinmcns.-. I'nvivalt <1. Only (rooil on? over invent-. I Ml. iit-atfi weiK.'itn. Sules uiipftralt) led, 5$ 1 li n. <lnjr?. H i ile <iui-:k\ UrolmrJ & Co.) Clarke!.ura. W. VT, j Am. 2s. I". 14 'SO