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jsuddenly seemed to awaken to. the] ! enormity of her conduct in thus; thrusting herself into the society of an ! j unknown gentleman, taking forcible 1 t"possession of his retreat, and insisting . , upon teaching him to skip stones, will j he, nill he. Sudden scarlet eclipsed j j cheek peach blossoms, and she began ' | to stammer apologies. j " What will you think of me?" she J | began. "Indeed I am not bold and ! ! improper, although I know that I ; ! must have seemed so this afternoon.! i You may ask any one at Fort 1'aynor j I if I am." And then, recollecting that I : she was speaking to some one who had ; probably never seen Fort Haynor, she i i added, hastily, "Or I will give you the ! address of mvminister and my Bible) ABBEVILLE PRESS AND BANNERI BY HUGH WILSON AND H. T. WAKDLAW. ABBEYILLE, S. C.. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1882. NO. 23. VOLUME XXVII. JJ A Pathetic Poem. Marc Cook ("Van Dyke Brown"), the young poet who died in Utica, N. Y., recently, of consumption, left one or two poems touching his sickness and the prospect of his early death, which are very pathetic. Here is ono with a sigh in every line: AWAITING TCIE END. Never again to know Health's warming, radiant glow ; Never again to feel the pulse's quickened heat The siurws pliant sis steel, tempered in action's heat, The sweat of honest toil, bringing its respito sweet; But day and night, night and day, To mark the body's slow decay, And know that Death scores one in the game / Tn cunet,;,... nil conmi Every day, every day ! Never again to dream Of all that may be, or seem, In the sunlit future hid from the eager eye of youth; Never to raise the lid of the precious casket of truth; Never to hope to delve in the field of thought, forsooth; But day and night, night and day, To watch the hours waste away, Still in the world and still not of it? Still learning more and more to love it Every day, every day! Never again to stand In the thick of the battle grand? In the God-led battle of life, the goodliest battle of all, Where noble it were in the strife, manfully fighting to fall; Never in action's ranks to answer the bugle call? But day and night, night and day, To passively sit and watch the fray, With a skeleton specter always nigh? Oh, worse than a thousand times to die Every day, every day! THEIR. COMMON BOND. Several explosive sneezes interrupted Love Travis as she added the last touches of charming disorder to the frinsre of curling lironze hair which lav on lier forehead. As a particularly energetic " Ah-tish-oo!" rent the air, and caused her to perform an involuntary courtesy, her straight, dark brows met in the thoughtful little frown which was peculiar to her, and, looking meditatively into the mirror she observed that her blue-gray eyes were inflamed, and that her pretty nose, with its suspicion of tip-tiltedness, had, on this occasion, more than a suspicion of redness. " I can't have taken a cold," Love meditate# " It must be; yes, it is the fifteentls?|)f August!" she exclaimed, as she^Sgaced at the calendar which hungjpshe wall of her room. "It has gpfcl" she announced, solemnly, - as sp? walked into the room where the ramily were assembled at breakfast. " What? The Day of Judgment, or a cyclone?" demanded Kate, Love's younger sister. " Xone of your flippancy, miss !" rebuked Love. "What evil genius has dogged my footsteps since my earliest teens, lying in wait for me, and pouncing upon me with mathematical precision every year on the fifteenth of August? What diabolical spirit, may JL ttdlV JUU, JIU1U3 1I1C HI ltd UlUtUUCO from ,that (late onwartl, making me sneeze, and gasp, and cougli at its own sweet will?(not mine, I assure you !) until frost releases me from captivity i 'Of all gad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are, " Hay fever time again"!'" she continued, with mock despair and real vexation. " But," brightening, and speaking with sudden resolution : " 'Tis well for us all that a region lies Where the infusoria never rise,' and I'm going there this summer !" Mrs. Travis, Kate and Johnny stared in amazement. Had Loye developed latent lunacy? Only last evening they had all assembled in solemn conclave to discuss ways and means to pay the butcher's bill, and here was Loye coolly announcing that she was about to take a pleasure trip ! " How ? " inquired Kate. "?She'll take her knapsack on her back, And travel on the railway track,'" sang Johnny, in an irritating falsetto. " You know I'd be glad to have you go to Michigan, or to some of those Northern States, dear, but"? began Mrs Travis. " Yes," interrupted Loye, " I know the family exchequer is not fdled to overflowing. But I have a phin, and if Kate and Johnny will stop glaring at me as if I were a two-headed lady, I'll tell you about." She accordingly unfolded her plan, and, after many feeble jokes and much ; scoffing on the part of Kate and I " Johnny, great perplexity on the part j of Mrs. Travis, and much triumphant; proving of points at issue on the part j of Love, she "won her mother's con- j sent to what she wished to do, and I cheerfully dispensed with the approval! of jeering Kate and Johnny. ****** * One afternoon, late in August, Don- j aid Trafton stood by the river at a Wisconsin summer resort skipping stones. As he was sauntering along the wooded banks of the Lac la Belle, its smooth expanse suggested a renewal, at thirty, of one of his boyish ' sports at ten. Acting upon the suggestion, he had collected a small moun- j tain of thin, smooth stones, and for the past ten minutes or more had been I laboriously trying to make them skip j properly. But instead of giving the! graft']ui mue leaps wihcii xraiion uau expected them to do as a matter of i course, tliev ineffectually grazed the surface of the river and then plunged | at once beneath. They made a pretty j show of sparkles and dancing rings on the water, it is true, but they were not by any means fulfilling the duty of skipping stones. Donald paused and ruefuily admitted that his success was not brilliant. So evidently thought an unseen spectator, for, to Trafton's * stupefaction, there swooped upon him an apparition in an ivory llannel dress, with a dark green sailor hat atilt on a bronze confusion of curl and wave, and a pair of " Eyes of a deep, soft, lucent hue, Eyes too expressive to be blue, Too lovely to be gray," met his with the direct gaze of a child, while a sweet voice pleaded : " Oh, please let me show you!" As Trafton turned, a slight reddening, which would have been an undeniable blush in a fairer man, overspread his face, and he met the gaze of the pretty stranger with a look of re cognition and pleasure which was instantly suppressed. She did not notice this look, however, for her fingers were tingling for the skipping-stones as an artist's may tingle for pencil and brush Avhen he sees them used by unskillful hands. Trafton making no reply to her request, she again pleaded: "Oh, do let me show you!" lie yielded his place at once to the ncognita in ivory-and-green, and, after ruthlessly demolishing Trafton's carefully-built mountain, she gleaned from the scattered stones a few that met with her approval, and proceeded to " show" him. How pretty she looked jus she stooped poised on the bank, taking careful aim! With her fringe of hair blown by the winds into countless curly tendrils, her lashes resting heavily on her cheeks iike black satin on peach blossoms, and resolute little dimples deepening at the corners of her mouth, Trafton thought he had never seen anything more satisfactory to look upon. In another instant the stone was thrown. A deft turn of the wrist sent it spinning over the river, touching its surface and bounding onward four separate times. Incognita breathed a quick, satisfied sigh at the successful accomplishment of her feat, and said, excitedly, "There! Johnny himself couldn't have done better! Then she ' class teacher, ;md you may write and ask them." Trafton looked at her with smiling dark eyes as she stood, in wild anxiety, | to clear herself from all suspicion of j 1 being an improper person. Then, as j [ she concluded, he said, reassuringly : I "There is no necessity for writing. I am fully convinced that you are the very pink and pinnacle of propriety. Why, any young lady who had a spark j of the missionary spirit in her composition would feel it an imperative duty ! to hasten to the instruction of a benighted heathen, who was struggling, unaided and alone, to make some progress in the noble art of skipping stones." "You really were doing very badly," said the pratty missionary, candidly. "Still, if you really insist upon it," continued Trafton, looking at her quizzically, " when I return to Fort Kaynor i will question your pastor and teacher with regard to you, .Miss Travis!" The tables of surprise were completely turned upon Love. .She repeated, blankly, "Fort Kaynor! Miss Travis!" then recovering herself slightly, said: "I know that it is not polite to stare at you so, and repeat your words as if I was a parrot; but you have completely petrified me. Please turn me to llcsh and blood as quickly as possible, by explaining what you meant by exploding these names upon me like two Fourth of July firecrackers." " Very well, Miss Galatea. I live nt I'/irt I :ilii 1)i>ti:i1<1 Tr.'if ton, oi' the firm of Trafton & Detwiler, hardware merchants. I have seen you in church, and learned your name, although I have nfcver chanced to meet you any where until to-day." " We have only lived in Fort Kaynor for two months," explained Love, "and we have been busy settling, and mother's health is poor, so that I've been almost nowhere as yet, except to church and the confectioner's," she added, with a whimsical.reflectiveness. "Sometimes, when 1 feel as if l were absolutely rolling in gold?that is, have a dime to spare? 1 treat myself to some chocolates. Xow, if you had only chosen to sell candy instead of stoves and nails, this double surprise might have been avoided. Hut you would have learned what a temper I have if you had sold me st;de chocolate." "Never would I have been guilty of such baseness !" returned Trafton, fer- 1 vently. "But have I dissolved the ' stony spell which bound you ?" "Yes, I believe so," said Loye, giv ing herself a playful little shake. "But I am turned to llesh only to fly, for it's a quarter past five," she announced, J glancing at her watch and returning it ! to her girdle of dark-green velvet. 1 Then, before Trafton could carry out { his intention of looking at his time- 1 piece, and declaring that hers was ah- ' suruiy last, sue luui uiucien mm goouafternoon and sped away. lie hurried after her to express a 11 wish that tlioy might meet often. She 1 never paused, but merely tossed over ! her shoulder a cool, "It isn't likely, fur 1 1 am so busy." "What can she be 'so busy' about," j Trafton pondered, shrugging his ' shoulders in annoyance. " For what ; fancy work (or fancy idleness) she has : thrown me over, I wonder? Probably, like the rest of womankind, she has fallen under the baleful irilluence of 1 sunflowers and cat-tails. But she is carrying her devotions to extremes, if, even for their resthetic sake, she eschews the society of her kin;!." Trafton felt amazed, as well as nettled, by Love's cavalier dismissal of 1 his request. lie was by no means vain ; still, he could not but be conscious that he had a well-knit, athletic figure and a remarkably handsome face; and he knew there were few 1 young ladies who would not prefer iiis society to seclusion, even when bright- ' ened by the yellow charms of the most i gorgeous sunflower that ever lit a Kansas prairie or bloomed upon a chair-back. He retlected, however, that Miss Travis' apparent check upon : his advances might be only a coquettish thorn, intended to sting and stim- 1 ulate him into seeking the rose, her self. And then he fell to wondering ' if he would see her at the lawn social : that evening. lie had told her that he had seen her sometimes at church, but he had not informed her that, after his first sight of her there, he had attended its services regularly for the sole purpose of looking at her. lie had strolled" into the Episcopal church at Fort Havnor, and his atten- : tion had been attracted by a very pretty girl who looked, as she listened < to the sermon, like a child listening to i an absorbing fairy story. Her eyes I were wide and attentive, her head j; thrown a little back and her lips i; eliorlitlv ti:?rf! < 1 T.mvc never Tinker] for ' effect, but she had ;i way of doing heartily whatever she did, which habit ; included even listening to a rather poor i sermon. !; Trafton came again and again, mak-1; ing the lovely lace, with its fascinating ; combination of earnestness and pi- i quancy, his prayer-book, sermon and song. lie had never been able to obtain an introduction to its owner, for the reason which she herself had given that afternoon. Then the time for his annual hay-fever coming around, he had run away from it to this north- < ern retreat, trusting to lind Miss j Travis in her usual place on his re- j turn. She was not at the lawn social, nor did he meet any one who knew her, so j lie was forced to fall ba<-k upon the j hope of another chance encounter. It came three days later. lie found j her seated on a camp stool trying to j sketch a bit of river scenery. Ho was ! as familiar with paint brush and penI /til nc wvic tvifh el.* i tmi n <r IV... <1.5 ,-uv .....1 ...v.. ? j and under Ids instructions and finish-' i ing touches the sketch was much more satisfactory than it would have been | otherwise. "My self-respect is at last restored," said Trafton. " We have mutually in- j ! structed and surprised each other and [ may as well cry quits." "Perhaps," said Love, with a look j which suggested the possibility of her ! having further surprises in store, j j Then she gathered up her materials ' i preparatory to another (light. i, "Are you Cinderella running off to j I your riots and pans?" laughingly in- j j quired Trafton, as he noted the quick i ; look at her watch with which she pre- j faced her withdrawal. j "Perhaps," tersely replied this mvs- i terious young woman. " 1 am?stop-! ping?at Mrs. JJlanding's," she added, with an odd little dimpling smile, as Trafton begged her to tell him where she boarded ; then walked away with a swift, elastic tread. The next morning found Trafton installed as it guest at Mrs. ^landing's. | In the margin of time which bordered the dinner hour some of his fellowboarders assembled in the wide hall or on the shaded poreju lie scanned the ; little knot for Love, but she was not! visible. Kminent among the ladies J were a classical girl, two scientific girls and a flirting girl. The classical girl had woven several Homeric threads into the web of desultory conversation; the scientific girls had set up J)arwin and Herbert Spencer in opposition to Homer; the llirting girl had angled for and obtained several neat little compliments, yet Love did not appear. They were at the dinner table; every chair was occupied; Trat'ton's eyes wandered eagerly in search of Love, still she was unac-j countably absent. He turned suddenly as a sweet, unusual voice behind bis chair inquired his choice of soups, and his eyes rested upon the face for which j he had been searching. This creature of surprises wore a nine gingnam, wun a wmve apron aim white collar and cuffs. Her wayward hair was lilleted and coiled into suhjec- I tion, and if any merriment lay in am- ; hush under the dark lashes it revealed itself only by the merest twinkle. Heside this severely grave young person Milton's ideal woman, as exemplified in Kve waiting on her celestial visitors, would have appeared a giddy thing. In his amazement he had not an- : swered her question, and she repeated it. lie stammered something in reply, j and she flitted away. Awaiting her i return, he glanced at the other occupants of tiie table to see what they thought of having Miss Travis for a waitress. Apparently, they thought nothing of it, for their faces showed no marks of; surprise, and they continued sipping soup so placidly that Trafton soliloquized somewhat savagely: "If an angel should drop down in a casual way, fold its wings carefully so as to keep the feathers out of the butter, put a large apron over its'robe of white samite, mystic, wonderful,' and begin to wait on the table, they would take it as a matter of course." Love soon returned with the soup, and placing it before Trafton, said, in a solemn, measured whisper, "Are?we ?quits?" Then her lips suddenly curveu, unu ;i vuu:eic3s iciugu her face, setting* free a host of dimples and brimming over in her blue-gray eves. A second later her face was unchallengeably demure, and she darted away to supply somebody with water. Trafton wished that the merry bud of laughter could have blossomed. lie would have liked to join in the silver peal, even though it had rung at his own expense. Light had broken upon him. lie fancied that he held the clew to Love's freak. Remembering her pregnant "Perhaps !" in answer to his remark that they might as well cry quits, lie concluded that she had planned this surprise on the spot in order to turn the scale once more in her favor, and that she had taken the boarders into her confidence and bound them to silence. And he would not question any :>ne. The little witch should have her triumph ; he would not mar it by any Paul Prying. As the days went on he was rather surprised to see her remain at her post ind take no share in the festivities of Ll. ^ .-1 1 .. i. 1..,. K ~ 1.^.1 4-T?r,4-/^ tilt* piace ; nut peniiips sue u?m a uoic t'or private theatricals and wished to make her part consistent. At all events, freakishness w;is tu Loye what freakedness is to the pansy?an added ^race. Loye, having got the better of Trafton, felt friendly toward him in consequence, and graciously allowed him to till her intervals of leisure with boating, sketching, rambling and all the atiier pleasant and-so-forths of summer idling-time, which can be conducted a deux, and from which, therefore, she was not debarred. So the days sped by as lightly as thistledown puffs on a buoyant breeze till the woods began to blush and the summer sojourners to ebb away. Trafton was not certain that Loye returned liis love, for she was by no means a ejirl to wear a sweet secret as openly j its the flowers at her belt. One morning, however, he resolved to put a plain question, and wait for a straightforward answer. They were resting in a scarlet nook of the woods after a long ramble. She was looking up at the point where red tree-shafts and blue sky meet, with tne wine, intent gaze wnicn ne remembered of old. "Love," lie said, suddenly, "what do you suppose I went to church at Fort Kay nor for?" "Why, how can I tell?" bringing her gaze from the tree-tops to his face. " Perhaps you went to show your new clothes, or to see what the other gentlemen wore ; or," she suggested as a ! remote possibility, "you may have gone to hear the sermon." " I went to- look at 'you. I looked at you because"?here he faltered, then went on quickly and passionately?" because I loved you." Did a tlush spring to Love's cheek, or was it only a reflection cast by the | rosv leaves? hid a quick smile curve I tier lips, or was it only a trick of the i sunlight that played on her face? Trafton could nut tell, for she turned her head so quickly. " Love," he pleaded, after moments had passed into minutes, "what do vou sav? Iietter 4X<>' than nothing, but make it 'Yes' if you can." That was a neat little model of an Egyptian pyramid which she was constructing with the scattered acorns ; I hut?he wanted his answer, and she seemed in no haste to give it. She was beginning to weave a very tasteful | wreath of the tinted leaves; but?his long-stretched patience would snap before it was done. At last she turned and said, in her pretty, thoughtful way, with wide eyes and a reflective little frown : ' I low strange it is that some words lire so hard to pionouncu although they :ire really very short!?' Yes,' for example." Then there was a second edition of the smile and blush which were unequivocal verities, and Trafton read in the lovely eyes the answer that the lips had only skirted. * * * ' * * * * " That was a blessed caprice of yours, Love. If it hadn't been for tli^t I couldn't have monopolized you as I have done all these weeks. And perhaps, but for that, you would have said ' Yes' to some one else, and I couldn't have you for my own all a long lifetime, as I hope to do, sweetheart," said Tral'ton, a few days later, as be slipped a gleaming ring on her linger. "Caprice!" she echoed. 44 Yes, the caprice that led you to ! wait at Mrs. ^landing's table in order i (o give me a finishing surprise." .. A u W uv.rfli tl,<. ! she retorted. " Perhaps it is a caprice to have the hav fever?" she mildly inquired. "Xo!?a thousand times no!" exclaimed Trafton, energetically. " It may he a caprice, to wish to go where you will not have it?" "There could not he a more eminently sensible desire," fervently returned Trafton. "And 1 suppose, of course, that it is a caprice not to have much money," continued Loye, with deadly sarcasm. "Alas for freakish humanity if that be so." " I have sneezed through the hay fever for so many years that I wanted desperately to escape from it. But we haven't nearly enough money to allow me to go as a butterfly, so I decided to .... 411* > lion Tlir? Vnw "Krurliiml jrirls :it. an a "v?-. 0 n the "White Mountains put the idea in my head, and 1 recollected Mrs. lilanding, an old neighbor of ours in New York, who was keeping hoarders here. I wrote to her, stating my dire need, and asking if 1 could come as waitress. She replied that I might. So here 1 came and here I met Prince Charming, who has been very good to me and given me a lovely ring." With a glance at | the sparkling ring and a smile to its | donor, she added, "Am I acquitted of I capriciousness?" { " In regard to the heat-handed Pliyl| lis episode?yes! Hut I suppose you ' inquire why 1 came here?" | " "Why did you ?" she returned, obediently. " Because I, also, have the hay fever! I Love, it is clear that you and I were made for each other; for are we not pursued by a common enemy and united by a common bond?" ? - -L- -- The Magician and the Hucksters. Hermann looks a good deal like an idealized and humanized Satan. He is : of the darkest dark brunette, with j blazing black eyes and the blackest of I black hair on his face and head. lie dresses in black, the only white showj ing in his costume being his shirt col| lar. At the market lie was at once reoognized by the gamins who came trooping after him, and when he stopped at a vegetable dealer's stall the crowd formed a ring on the outside. "Ilow do you sell these soup bunches ?" said lie, picking up a peck measure full of herbs. " Two cents apiece," replied the sample matron behind the lay-out. " That's cheap," said Hermann, " very cheap," and then suddenly looking into the heart of one of the bunches be pulled out a plethoric wad of $20 bills. The woman made a grab for the money, but as suddenly as it appeared it vanished, and she looked from the bunch to the magician and from the magician to the bunch in a puzzled way. " uo 'way with your foolishness," she said at last, and declined to be further interested. A couple of stalls below there was a great selection of eggs. These at once caught Hermann's eye. "Are these eggs fresh?" he inquired of the damsel in charge. "Yes, sir." He picked up one and rattled it beside the woman's ear. She started back at the peculiar metallic sound, whereupon he smiled accusingly at her, broke the egg, and took out two $5 gold pieces laying in the yolk. She stared, and he got $10 more out of another egg. After collecting about thirty in this way, she suddenly declined to have any more eggs broken. As she spoke a blue tongue of flame sprung out of a score of eggs on the tray, and the whole party started back in affright. The flame died away, and the woman turned on Herrman with almost a curse: "You are a sorcerer!" By this time a great throng of people had gathered around, and each new feat of the master was honored by a round of applause. A stall or two lower down Hermann picked up a cabbage and asked the man if it was not imprudent to leave his valuables exposed that way. The man glowered at him, and said lie was not there lor joking. " What will you take for the cabbage V" inquired the maestro. "Five cents." The money was passed and the cabbage became the property of the magician. Taking a knife, he cut it open, and before the astonished gaze of the multitude there lav :i uerl'eet nest of treasures. Hermann deliberately began to fill his pockets, first with a wad of bill, (i hundred-dollar one on the outside, then a gold watch and chain, next two or three diamond rings, and finally a heaping handful of $20 gold pieces, and last of all a United States bond for $1,000. Powers of description fail to paint the changes which passed over the huckster's face as this lincl was being appraised and pouched by the magician. Doubt, fear, avarice and despair llitted one after another over his countenance. And at last, when the cabbage was evidently empty, he Hung himself on the bench behind the stall and refused to be comforted. " That's a pretty good trade," said Hermann, and the boys cheered him to the echo. A few paces further on was a gamedealer's stand, and here the miracle of the day was performed. Picking up a rabbit that was lying without any head on the pavement, Hermann asked the man how long it had been dead. " Only a day or two." "Smell it," said Hermann. The reporter sniffed at it, and it certainly was gamy. "Don't you know how to freshen up animals?" said Hermann to the man. And lie took the rabbit,-doubled it up 1 i i- i i..! i ii.A miu uiiuK, aim iuiu iu uuuu un uiu pavement with a lieacl on it, and evidently alive. The dead rabbit at once leaped in among the boys, who chased it and finally brought it back, in sore need of the kindly magician's good offices again. Then he took a dove from the cote over the stand, deliberately wrung its neck, pulled oil' its head and threw it to the. owner, and before lie had time to examine it, returned him his pigeon none the worse for wear. By this time the crowd was so large that locomotion was impossible, and with a quizzical glance at his admirers, Hermann hurriedly boarded a car and disappeared toward the south.?St. Louis Post. A Tragedy in a Few Words. The veil was lifted off a London interior at an inquest held the other day in Whitechapel, disclosing a picture to which Hogarth orCruikshank would have failed to do justice, and from which the moral artists of to-dav, who show a husband beating out his wife's brains with a chair or knocking her . down with a bottle or a poker, might fairly take a hint. The victim in this case was a child. The story is told by a relative, who, himself drunk, still re+ ,,f l.ic. > Tunc LUIUl'll wmu UJL J I ID UHO, Vll I*. X ?V o(lay night lie came home about halfpast seven. On entering the room he saw his brother lying on the floor drunk, and his wife lying on the bed, with her face toward the wall, anil drunk. The deceased child was lying at its father's feet, with the head toward the fender. There was a mug by the father's side, but he could not say what it contained. lie woke the mother up, and told her she ought to be ashamed to leave the child on the (loor, and he then, at her request, picked the child uj), when he saw blood flowing from the mouth, and discovered it was dead. The doctor deposed that " lie accounted for the abrasions on the side by the child being dragged about, and it was quite possible that the injuries to the head were caused by some blunt instrument, such as a poker or flatiron. It was also p'i " ! that the child was caught up by the legs and swung round and came in contact with something. Ilis opinion was that the child had been struck by some blunt instrument." The father ol'the child termed it "a crime and a mystery." Unlike many a London "mystery," the solution does not seem very dillicult to discover. A (ireat Discovery of Oysters. A Mr. Olson lias published a paper in England from which it appears that vast oyster beds have been discovered in the Xortli Sea fisheries. Two hundred miles of oyster beds, thirty to seventy miles wide?that is to say, 10,000 wres of splendid oysters within | easy distance of the Hritish coast?is a ! discovery to which all of those of i Stanley and Livingstone sink into insignificance. One, curious feature about it is that the oysters lie at a depth of twenty-one fathoms, thus disposing summarily of the prevalent idea that oysters can only be raised successfully in shallow water. The man who invents a new dish, according to some, the man who plants a tree according to the Mahommedans, deserves well of mankind; but what is the reward of a man who discovers 10,000 acres of oysters? The oysters thus opened up to commerce are said to surpass in llavor all that are so far known to epicures. We shall soon lie able to keep our oysters at home. We sent no less than $400,000 worth last year to England {ilone. They ought soon to become, cheaper here.?Boston Timet, i ' -VX- : y ' ** Stories About Animals. A terrier (log at Americus, Ga., has forsaken his home and taken up his lot with a herd of goats, refusing to associate with other canines. Jealousy recently induced a large Berlin dog to attack a five-year-old boy. The boy was petting a new lap dog when the big dog jumped upon him and threw him down. The lap (log, going to the boy's assistance, was killed. A novel fight occurred in a stable in Council Bluffs between ?a stallion and a bulldog. The fight lasted more than an hour, and was so furious that no one dared enter to interfere. After fatally bruising the dog the horse threw it outside the stall with its teeth. W. B. F. Daniel, of Dublin, Ga., was deer hunting recently. His dog caught a fawn. Daniel attempted to secure it*and the doe came to the rescue. He dropped the fawn to catch the mother, but after a desperate struggle she slipped from his grasp and got away. A lady at Branchville, X. J., one day FACTS AND COMMENTS. Among the Piutes, noar Austin, New, is a queer one-legged Indian Ijo}'. Tie was born that way, and is otherwise perfectly formed. The leg is strong, stout and symmetrical, situated centrally between the hips, so that the child when standing erect on his foot is perfectly balanced. Ell wood Cooper, of Santa Barbara, the leading olive grower of California, says lie lias trees eight years old that have produced 2,000 gallons of olives | to the acre. This would be equivalent i to 250 gallons of oil to the acre, and the oil linds a ready market at $5 a gallon. The yield of one acre would thus he $1,250, which for a 100-acre ranch would he a pretty fair income. But these figures are not represented to apply to any except the very choicest trees, and an uncommonly good year. But even computing profits of olive culture at as low a figure as onetenth, a twenty-acre ranch would support a family very comfortably after six or seven years of waiting. Half of a life of sixty years spent in the Eastern penitentiary at Philadelphia by Jack Canter, one of the i most expert forgers in the country, has come to an end. Having brushed i his thin gray hair and his mustache, i he called for his shoes and broadcloth suit. The insatiate moth, however, had riddled the overgaiters and feasted | royally on the garments. He had to j buy a new outfit, which he was well . able to do, as be had a credit of several thousand dollars with the warden. J When the new clothes and carriage came he shook hands with the gate- , keepers, stepped into the carriage and drove away to a prominent hotel. , Some say he has $40,000, and some say more, with which to sustain his new ' station as a private gentleman. He is , well educated, writes and speaks several languages, and has traveled a ! great deal and mingled in good society. ( The United States expend $84,000,- , 000 a year upon education. The figures from all the States and Terri- ^ tories have been collated from ofiicial , sources by the bureau of education at : Washington, and various other interesting items are included in the great ^ statement. In 244 cities, each with more than 7,500 inhabitants, there is . a school population of 2,061,498, with ( an average daily attendance of 1,105,703, and an aggregate annual expend- ; iture of more than $25,000,000. The city of New York heads the list, with ; 385.000 children of school age, of whom 270,170 are enrolled in 127 ] schools; the annual expenditure being ' in round numbers $3,400,000. There are in the different States 220 normal ' schools, 1G2 business colleges, 232 ldmlnrcrnrt.nns. 227 colleges in which D , -- O women are received, 83 scientific schools, 142 schools of theology and : 120 medical colleges and schools. The International Fisheries exhibition in England next year will bo on a ' grand scale. Mr. Birkbeck, M. P., liead of the executive committee, lias issued a report which informs us that the imperial government of China has applied for space, that Canada wants 10,000 square feet, and that nearly all countries have come in. There will be prizes for models of fishing and carrier boats; four money prizes, offered by Ash mead Bartlett Burdett Coutts for the best collection of lishing rods; a prize of $100, given by the Baroness Burdctt Coutts," for the best plan of a fish market; and a prize of $300 for the best model of a carrier boat, the boat to be specially adapted for preserving the lives of her crew. The English government will strike medals at the mint as rewards .of merit, will issue diplomas of honor, and will probably make a grant 01 public money toward the expenses of the exhibition. The magnificent Yellowstone park is in danger of being rapidly destroyed and its natural beauties defaced by wantonness and vandalism, unless the government steps in to protect it. It is said that the first thing the foreigner does after registering at the Brevoort house is to start for the Yellowstone Park and needlessly shoot down scores of its large game?deer, buffaloes, bears, antelope and mountain sheep. Xor are foreigners always the chief sinners in this respect. Many of the most famous Yellowstone geysers have already been ruined by people who amuse themselves by hurling immense trunks of pine trees into them in order to see the water force them high in the air. In many cases these logs have stuck in the water apertures, and have completely stopped the spouting. In Wyoming the people are taking steps to put a stop to such vandalism, and the wholesale slaughter of buffaloes and other game by tourists. The adulteration in drugs that is said to be going on is a matter of . _ a. 1 41... T serious import, aim uiu uuiuiuu Ajutr*/dny Review discusses it as follows: " It is astonishing how little suspicious even suspicious people are of thedrugs they take when they are ill. They are quite alive to the prevalence of adulteration in other trades, hut they will swallow medicines hastily fetched from the nearest chemist's without so much as a misgiving that they are not in all respects what they profess to he. Yet in nothing is adulteration so easy and so profitable as in drugs. The taste will some times do something toward detecting it in articles of food hut in medicines the taste is almost powerless. The patient classes the remedies he is condemned to take under the general heads of nauseous and not nauseous, and he does not care to draw any liner distinctions. Genuine drugs are often extremely costly, so that the gains which can he made by substituting other substances for them may easily be very large. Yet in no trade are the effects of adulteration so disastrous as in that of the druggist. Adulterated food or drink may sometimes provoke disease, but adulterated drugs are useless to cure it. It is impossible to say | n how many cases deaths have been j set to the violence of the malady or to ..r i.i.ni ,,< fi,? vtuiit ui nrvui \/n inu j/?nu t,uu u?>vb\/i which have really been caused by Worthless medicines. The doctor ordered tin; medicines lie thought appropriate, and if actually administered these remedies would probably have been sullicient to check the course of the disease. Hut what was administered was not these remedies, but a counterfeit of them, and, though the patient did not detect the difference, the disease did, and the patient died. IIow to insure that drugs shall lie what they profess to be is one of the most important problems in practical medicine, and one to the solution of which very few contributions have yet been made. They All Wanted to See. ' A -shrewd advertiser in New York city hires a young man for twenty-live cents an hour to stand in front of his r?tore and gaze fixedly at the windows. The simple scheme has been found to be very successful. The young man's attitude and gaze ..ttracted the attention of a plasterer who was passing. The plasterer stopped short and followed with his eyes the gaze of the young man. A boy, observing the youth and the plasterer staring across the street, joined them. Then came a washwoman, then a bank clerk, then a man of leisure, then two colored swells, and finally a sizeable crowd of a promiscuous nature was collected, all looking in silent admiration at two men in an opposite window, who were engaged, one in swinging Indian clubs* one in pulling away i at a pate&t chest-e^anderi fed ;i common brook turtle th.it had approached her door. Thereafter the turtle paid frequent visits. This season the animal brought a mate with it, and the two make frequent excursions from the brook to the house to obtain food. A fight between a toad and a large black spider was recently witnessed at Merrick, L. I. After eacli round the toad hopped to a plantain leaf, bit off ii piece and then returned to the fray. After this had occurred several times the leaf was taken away, and the toad, failing to find the leaf, soon rolled over and died. The distasteful odor of asafoctidathat a Virginia lady had placed under the leaves of the porcli as a disinfectant ilrove away a wren that had just gone to housekeeping. For some days the bird and her mate were observed to be very busy, and it was soon discovered that they had moved their nest twig by twig to the opposite side of the portico. At a wayside inn in the south of France is a roasting jack moved by animal power. Two dogs turn the machine, working alternately. One day the dog whose proper turn it was being absent, the other was caught and put on the wheel. lie flatly, however, refused to work, and neither coaxing, threats nor r?li!ist.ispmpnt nroduced :mv effect. After somo delay the missing dog was found and set to the task. After he had nearly completed the job lie was released and the first tried again, and the animal so lately recusant now offered no opposition, and made the wheel revolve with a hearty good will till the roast was finished. The bluejay is the boldest and most mischievous of wild birds. Near Knoxville, Tenn., recently, one was seen to fly a number of times to a high picket fence to attract a pair of kittens playing on the lawn. The kittens finally mounted the fence and began a cautious approach from picket to picket. The jay let the first get to within eighteen inches, then hopped over between the two. The second kitten approached; the bird hopped over it. It turned and the jay'hopped back and between. The first kitten approached and the jay hopped back over it, and he kept it up till one kitten got disgusted and left and tli.e other followed soon after. Once or twice after the jay tried to inveigle the kittens to another frolic, but failed. Abe Simmons, of Rosendale, X. Y., hits a wonderful dog named Jack. Jack used to toss a silver piece placed upon his nose and turn around once and catch it in his mouth, but some out; put a hot penny on his nose one day and that spoiled the trick. In the winter time he is the dread of all the school children who have sleighs, for he will rush out when a boy is going along, grab the rope of the sleigh, pull it loose from the boy and run off with it jus fast as he can go. Finally the boys combined against him. "When Jack decides that he wants a sleigh they let him have the rope, but five or six boys jump on the sleigh, and Jack very sonn tires of drawing them. Jack, when a cork is thrown up in the air, will jump up, turn a somersault and catch it in liis mouth. A. T. Stewart's Body. Talking to a New York detective officer to-day, says a correspondent of the Cincinnati Enquirer, I asked him what had 1 income of the body of A. T. Stewart. " The best information I possess, said he, "is that it has not only never been recovered by the family and executors, but that it is not now in possession of the original thieves." "Well, whojgot it from them ?" said I. "It is the understanding at police headquarters," said he, " that a second band of thieves, thinkingthe body w;is a good thing, stole it from the first. Probably some of the persons privy to the robbery took the body away from those who had been at the pains to dig it up and spirit it off." " Well, how was Mrs. Stewart appeased ?" "Why," said'the oflleer, "I suppose she thinks that the bones have been recovered. She either thinks they have been recovered, or does not inquire concerning them. The fact is," said my friend, " that after the robberv of that grave, it became a, question among numerous wealthy persons in New York what to do to prevent a spoliation of other tombs of the same class. You know that immediately after the robbery in St. Mark's churchyard the tomb of the Vanderbilts at Staten Island, was watched, and so were several other tombs of conspicuous persons. They all got tired of paying special watchmen, because it looked as if they might have to watch the tomb for a period of years, and every rich man that died would require two live ones to look after his bones?a thing not very palatable to heirs. Consequently a notice was sent to Judge Hilton that lie! ought not to pay any reward for the return of Stewart's bones, whether Mrs. Stewart wanted to do so or not. The understanding is that Judge Hilton and other gentlemen pacified Mrs. Stewart in some way. You know the i Collin of Stewart was not carried off by the thieves at all; they merely took the plate from the top and ;i .piece of the cloth, and took out the body, so we presume that the collin has been set in the now cathedral at Garden City, without the real hones, hut nobody wanted to look into it. A Poet's Appeal for a lllititf Man. Victor lingo, leaving the Cafe de Paris, where lie had just breakfasted, saw on the boulevards a wretchedly poor blind man, and in an impulse of pity improvised the following lines, j which lie wrote on the placard hung around the beggar's neck. Freely translated the lines are: "Blind, as was Homer; as Helisarins, blind, Hut a weak child to miide his vision dim. The hand which dealt him bread, in pity kind? He'll see it not: God sees it, though, for him." The sous of tin* passers-by llowed freely after reading this touching appeal to their commiseration. It is relatul of Siebenkees, an eminent German scholar, that having finished reading one of his beautiful imaginiugS to his wife, who appeared to bo listening with bated breat h and eyelids cast down, he closed the book with inward satisfaction at the completion of Ills labors only to hear the shaker of his joys exclaim: My dear, pray don't puit on your left stocking to-o?orrow-~thefe's a hole in it," i FOE THE LADIES. New* and Notei for Women. A " boss " carpenter at Jackso Fla., is one of the gentler sex. Costa Rica has sent a woman, Madame Beatrice, as envoy extraordinary at Washington. Mrs. Margaret V. Longley, of Cincinnati, lists published a book entitled " Type Writer Lessons," for the use of teachers and students. There were 7,569 weddings in Philadelphia last year, which, leaving Sundays out, is an average of twenty-five a day. The Quaker city will surpass this average this year. Among curious vagaries of fashion is noted the hat in which a London beauty recently appeared. This hat represented a gigantic bronze spider web, with the voracious lly-eater ready for his prey. The competition of girls to obtain appointments in the postoflice telegraphs in England is increasing. An examination was held a short time ago at which there were no less than 800 candidates for thirty appointments. The salary is small, commencing at ten shillings per week. Miss Maria P. 13race, teacher of elocution at Viissar college, will this year divide her time between that institution and the State University of Indiana. Miss Brace is the first woman instructor at Indiana University, which receives both sexes as students. Iler salary is the same as that of the other professors. The Louisville School of Pharmacy is now open to women, its first young lady student having recently entered with the intention of taking a full course. A practiced chemist in Louisville declares that after having employed bcth men and women lie is persuaded that the latter will make the best drug clerks. Judge Kingman gave at the Omaha convention a statement of the practical working of woman suffrage in Wyoming. lie said that it had done mnnli rrr*r?^l hr\fh fn u'nmon a rwl cn. lliUVii Uiytu uw 11 VII1V.U iiixvi uv~ cietv, and that none of the evils so often predicted had followed. About eight-tenths of the men of "Wyoming voted, and fully nine-tenths of all the women. After thirteen years' experience, he declared, no man or woman who had resided one year in the Territory was in favor of its repeal. It was universally accepted as a permanent and beneficent fact. Needle painting is the latest contribution to decorative art. By this novel method a lady of Cincinnati has already completed a large number of landscape pictures, which are said by connoisseurs to be remarkable productions with the needle, equaling in effect, if not surpassing, the finest oil and water colors. Several artists and prominent society people are making an effort to have them exhibited, so that ladies who have a penchant for embroidery and house decoration may see how easy and inexpensive it has become to beautify their homes with their own handiwork. FnHbion Notes. The Russian redingote has reached the zenith of its fame. Royal cardinal is the favorite color for children's dresses. The Glengarry cap of bright scarlet wool is worn alike by boys and girls. Basques of terra cotta cashmere are much worn over black velvet skirts. Plain or braided cloth jackets and jerseys will be worn with plush and cheviot skirts. There is a tendency to increaso the size of the sleeve above the elbow and in the armhole. The new cloaking materials have repped surfaces, either lengthwise or across the cloth. Two and three rows of small buttons fastening the front adorn many fall jackets and corsages. Stripes are as fashionable as ever in all classes of material, and, used in combination with plain fabrics, are very effective. Raised llowers in velvet, upon grounds of Ottoman or repped silk, are the most costly and elegant brocades now imported. Bonnets and round hats are exhibi ted in a great variety of novel shapes, from the graceful and elegant to the exaggerated and grotesque styles, which are wilder than ever this season. Rich brocades, or corded silk with plush or velvet spots of large size, will n rvf Incu fnvnr tliic TV in tor Thpv will lie used for the skirt or the overdress, in combination with a plain material, but not for an entire dress. New dresses are less clinging to the figure than they have been for years. .Skirts are cut to give a fuller appearance, and the puffed drapery is very large, as it is mounted on a cushion of hair sewn to the skirt lining. Velvets, satin rhadames, corded silk, Irish poplin and cashmere are in high vogue for fall and winter wear. The. first named fabrics, for evening dress, are shown in all the. delicate tints of pale pink, Persian mauve, ciel blue, cream color and sea green. Jackets and basques of every <le-. scription and color are worn over skirts of a contrasting material. The shapes are varied and are in styles suitable to every age. They are severally known as the Austrian, the Hungarian, the Direetoire and the Jersey. Tliev are invariably close-fitting, :ire cut with a narrow collar and button straight tUnvn the front. The added basque, so long a feature of modern dressmaking, is losing its popularity. The most fashionable jacket bodies are cut in one. Many of these open over waistcoats of contrasting materials; otherwise the gilet may be of velvet, silk or satin to correspond with the dress itself. The basque is often cut excessively short, with battlements?that is, square tabs?cut up to the waist line, representing the part of the bodice which is so stylish. "When deeper, the basque is sometimes simply Vandvked, the points being exceedingly sharp and not cut up to the waist as in the above case. This style looks best- v.Ii.-n mixed materials are used in combination. HEALTH HINTS. Alcohol introduced into the blood changes its constituent elements and also impairs the integrity of the blood vessels. "Wheat, made into bread, puddings, etc., will make more muscle twice over, pound for pound, than fat meat of any kind. Sudden deaths do not come from heart disease, one case in twenty, hut from congestion of the lungs or brain, or from apoplexy. More die from congestion of the lungs than of the brain, and more of congestion of the brain than from apoplexy. A severe cold can be soonest cured by remaining within doors, in a warm room and near the lire, until all signs j of it have disappeared. Then care j should be taken to prevent a relapse by having the feet warmly clad, and the whole body, and particularly the chest and the back of the neck, well protected when going out. Kingworm is not an animal but a I vegetal?le parasite that can best be ; destroyed by the use of horacic acid, or of citrine ointment?the latter being an ollicinal preparation kept by all druggists. The citrine ointment is a caustic preparation that must i?e applied with extreme care, and not left carelessly around the house.?Dr. Foote's Health Monthly. WISE WORDS. If you wish to remove avarice you must remove its mother, luxury. The sweetest thing on earth is a little child when it has learned to know and love. Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. lie who lives to benefit himself confers on the world a benefit when he dies. Brain is tl^p impelling force of the world, and thought is the symbol of progress. Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. There are more fools than sages ; and among the sages there is more folly than wisdom. Education is the only interest worthy the deep, controlling authority of the inougnum man. A woman's dress is like the envelope of a letter; the cover is frequently an index to the contents. The trouble and worry and wear and tear that comes from hating people makes hating unprofitable. To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude when it is not in our power to repay it. He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist isNour helper. The best portion. of a good man's life is his little nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. Every real and searching effort at self-improvement is of itself a lesson of profound humility. For we cannot move a step without learning and feeling the waywardness, the weakness, the vacillation of our movements, or without desiring to be set on the rock that is higher than ourselves. Fulton and the Steamboat. Robert Fulton, the inventor of steamboats, was born on a farm in Pennsylvania. Robert was a delicate, handsome boy, with a fine forehead and brilliant eyes. Almost as a child he became a mechanic, inventiflg machines and lingering around work,.U TT? +1. /I,,11 ?? aiiupa. lie was uiuu^nu uuii at ouuuyi, and made slow progress in the usual studies. But he was always inventing. One day, when Robert was about nine years old, he came late to school, and when his teacher reproved him, produced a new lead-pencil which he had been making while playing truant. The boys were all anxious to ha\^ one of Fulton's pencils?they were better than any they had seen. In his school days he made rockets to celebrate the Fourth of July, and in 1778, in the midst of the war, set t^em off in his native town. About this time he made an air-gun and a boat moved by wheels. He had a strong taste for drawing. Ilis mother, who was now a widow and poor, wanted his help. Fulton was only seventeen, but he went up to Philadelphia, made money, became acquainted with Dr. Franklin, and when he was twenty-one came back to his mother with his earnings and bought her a farm. Here she lived happily for some years, watching and enjoying the rising prosperity of her son. The deed by. which Fulton at twenty-one gave the farm to his mother is still preserved. There are persons living who might have seen the first steamboat that sailed on the Hudson. Many remember when the famous De Witt Clinton ntul "Vnrt-li A Tnprir>fi tlirmtrlit. t.hA ? O"" wonders of navigation; when they sailed over the tranquil river at the rate of sixteen miles ah hour, and left behind them thick clouds of black smoke that hung over the landscape for miles. The Xorth America was long the pride of the river navigation, the swiftest vessel in the world. The Hudson lias always been the favorite scene of steam navigation and enterprise. It is the birth-place of the steamboat. Here, in 1807, Robert Fulton, on board of the Clermont, his first vessel, sailed in a day and a half from Xew York to Albany. lie stopped for a few hours at Clermont, and then in four mere finished his voyage. It was the signal for an entire change in the whole art of navigation. From that time the steamboat has been slowly advancing, its size has been increased to immense proportions, its engines have become animated giants, aad Fulton's little vessel of one hundred and sixty tons is converted into the Furnessia, the Alaska, and the Great Eastern." Fulton, a fair, delicate, thoughtful young man, had gone to England, to France, had become acquainted with many eminent inventors, and had al ready planned a sieamuoa:. ne whs the lirst to make one successful. He came back to New York, and, aided by his friend Livingston, in 1806 began to build his boat. It was only a small vessel, ruddy built; in it he placed an engine made by James "Watt, the English inventor; the paddle wheels he planned himself and the imperfect machinery. It seems now a very easy thing to build a steamboat, but it was then thought impossible* Men called tin; boat Fulton's Folly. Hardly any one supposed that a new era in navigation was about to begin, and that Fulton's machine would at last cover the world with its discoveries. At last the boat was finished. The. fires were lighted, the boilers hissed, the crank turned, the wheels began to move, and the Clermont made its way, at about five miles an hour, from Charles Brown's dock-yard on the East river to Jersey City. Once she stopped, and men cried, "There, it has failed!" Hut it was only because Fulton was anxious to alter some part of his machine. The great voyage | was successful. The steamer reached | Jersey City ami Fulton's victory was won. Soon the Hudson began to abound with Fulton's steamboats, the wonder of the world.?Harper's Young People, How Hie Emperor of Brazil Rides. A correspondent writes to the Xor-1 ristnwn Herald: Hark ! Do you hear that racket? Clear the track! (let out of the way there ! Here comes a i calvacade that won't stop for any- i thing. Don't stop to look until you have dodged into the shelter of adoorwav, but when you are safe you will see?first, a half dozen horse guards with drawn sabers Hashing in the sun; then a couple of mounted chamberlains; then an old black coach drawn ! by six brass-mounted mules (harness j brass mounted), ridden by postillions, j two gaudy footmen standing at I lie back of the "trap;" inside the carriage sits a white-haired, white-bearded, handsome man in military costume, his kindly luce beaming on me startled people who had so hastily taken shelter. "When the eoadi and j the eotupany of nivalrv following it have passed with all the speed that j mules, and yellow mules at that, are i capable of, 1 draw a sigh of relief. 1 ' have seen this turnout almost every j day since I have been in Rio, but you will probably have to be informed that it was his majesty Dom l'edro II., "constitutional emperor and perpetual defender of Urazil," who lias just passed. Although Dom pj'dro is rather more progressive-minded than most of his countrymen, he still retains an affected display of pomp and power which he does not really possess. Hussar-blue cloth dresses are made with a plain skirt bordered with velvet, above which is military braid, and a plain redingote with braided wheels down the front, and plaited fullness behind, In a Sunbeam. In a sunbeam?eyelids white, Hiding merry, sparkling eyes; Curls half-brown, half turned to goldFast asleep the baby lies, But a little gurgling laugh '? From the parted lips steal out; What do babies, fast asleep In a sunbeam, dream about? Buds and flowers, . Rainbows, showers, <" Butterflies and honey-bees; Peaches, cherries, Apples, berries, Birdies singing in the trees. Grass all over Fragrant clover, Dandelions golden bright; Chickens peeping, Squirrels leaping, Big-eyed cows in daised meadows, "fjt Sweet warm milk and yellow cream? Of all these, when in a sunbeam Babies fall asleep, they dream. ?Madge Elliott, in Baldwin's Monthly * . >5 HUMOR OF THE DAT. ? y%km A cuff on the wrist is worth two on -&M the ear. In point of real value the hen overlays all domestic fowls. A well-conducted husband, like a V* well-conducted candle, never goes out f<M at night. Latin is a dead language, and that is why doctors use it for writing out their prescriptions. A popular writer, speaking of the ocean telegraph, wonders whether the' I news transmitted through the salt 1 water will be fresh. It is said ninety millions of postage 1 stamps are annually sold in this country, and all of them have to be licked J before they will do their duty. . Arthur to Raoul?"Well, did you 'J3? kill many partridges?" "Not one,but still I am very well satisfied with my- ^ self. I came much nearer than last ( year 1" A mother who fondly put the query to her young son, "What would you; Jfi&Z do without a mother, Tom?" was ^ dumbfounded with the reply: "Do as I |g like, ma." "Some scoundrel tucked a plugged half-dollar olt. on me." "uan t you pass it?" asked his friend. "Well, I ;v$S don't know," he said, "but you bet I/. '"<$3 shall try." ' Professor Sharpless has published a, ||f new and popular work on astronomy.* 53 It will fill a long felt want in those cities where banana peel is thick on 'rM th asidewalk. Some philosopher has observed, that i;'|l " To be a good conversationalist, one } must needs be a good listener." This is especially true if the conversation is to be by telephone. " Do you buy your music by the ; X& roll?" inquired a young lady of#the * . deacon's daughter. "Oh, no," she replied. " I always wait until Sunday, an<^L then I get it by the choir." About the most discouraging thing that can happen to a man is to be doing the handsome thing in keeping *$3 ahead of a cross bull, and find, on -.J? reaching the fence, that it is of barbed wire. "A Celebrated Case." More than twenty years ago "Wm. "Wackerle was a Minnesota farmer. . 3 lie served in the army during the war and was disabled, for which he drew a pension. He and his family would ' '-^3 seem to have been of wandering habits, having lived in New Orleans, Cin- '% r>innnti AfilwaulfPP. OhicaffO iind Df- SbS*3 troit, at which latter place, in 1869, he left his wife and went to California, whither she soon followed him. Their &{i married. daughter having died there v|9 they returned to Quincy, 111., where they lived until 1872, when the husband went again to California. Th next tidings she had from him that year were those of his death in Louisi- yj, ana, where he was run over by a train' near Shreveport. lie had two insurance policies on his life, one of them in the Etna company and the otner in the Xew York Mutual Life. She had worked hard during ,' ; his absences, and by her own labor had 3 succeeded in keeping the premiums '?* paid. On hearing of his death she ? went to Louisiana, had the remains ~ exhumed and identified them. The Etna company refused to acknowledge H this identity and she sued them in Louisiana, getting a verdict in her '^**2 favor, which was reversed in the supreme court of that State. .j In the meanwhile an alleged "William Wackerle made himself known on the Pacific coast and continued drawing a *, pension from the United States govern- >' ment. Mrs. Wackerle set out upon a tour of the United States collecting proofs of her claim upon her y.rjjj insurance companies and of her . husband's death. She was known in Xmv England as well as in . \, Minnesota, in Missouri as well as in Louisiana. She was without money," but not without friends, whose sympathies she excited, and whose aid she ]>] invoked, and who listened to her, trusted her anil helped her on her way. She refused all offers of compromise, but insisted on her full claim. To get it became the object of her life, '* and although having nothing but the clothes she wore, and the documents she carried, she still continued to enlist the support and assistance of those who knew her. , Even when she learned that a man claiming to be her husband had appeared to thwart her she did not despair, but kept up V; the light, beginning it at last and . # when fully prepared by a suit against the Mutual company in St. LoYiw<_^ A Minnesota attorney agreal to produn1 "William Wackerle, her husband, to testify in behalf of the insurancecompany. So when the trial commenced the alleged Calil'ornian went upon the stand, swore that he was William Wackerle, the husband of the plaintiff, and that he still drew his pension from the government. He betrayed great famiiiarily with the life and wandering career of William Wackerle, and in several points was able to establish a startling imitation of the identity he asserted. She, on the contrary, protested that he was not her husband, but one of his brothers, probably ayounger one, "Chris." "Wackerle. She then entered upon a clear, exact and circumstantial account of her life with her husband, their various residences, their varying fortunes and adventures, and the births, deaths ;ind sex of their children. In regard to the children the claimant had shown himself extremely defective in memory and T 1 4..... wanting in accuracy, ne hjso wuuiidieted other evidence of the defense in regard to Wackerle's residence in Cincinnati. Several reputable and intelligent witnesses repudiated him, declaring that in his looks, features, complexion, color of hair and heard, he did not resemble William Wackerle, some of these points being exactly opposite to thoso of the claimant. The case was then submitted to the jury, wlib speedily brought in a verdict for Mrs. Waekerleand against the company in the sum of $t>,5<)6, a verdict from which the company intends appealing to the supreme court of the United States. As they have millions and Mrs. Wackerle nothing, the advantage is altogether on their side; i and the combative widow or defrauder. as the case may by, will again have to call upon all her pluck ami patience for another fight.?Detroit Free : Press. . The ourang-outang, which escaped from the Cincinnati zoological garden, has been recaptured. This effectually ; disposes of the rumor that a bogus | Oscar Wilde has been roaming around I the West,