The Lancaster news. (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, April 14, 1914, Page 7, Image 7
. nwi.w wi r? I1UOI IV LNUUI
Man, Who It May Be Presumed I
/ Had 8ome Experience, Writes
T Bitterly About Them.
i Now a good, long, heavy farm 1
der presents engineering problems
no mean difficulty, writes Bug*
Wood In Everybody's Magazine,
presume more people have lost
blessing trying to get a ladder throi
a gate than In any other way t
satan knows of. A ladder would m
a preacher swear; It can act up
There's such a radius to It when
turn a corner; such a leverage w
you try to stand It up and the hot!
V 1 end slips. And It Is simply posses
to flop when you are carrying It
your shoulder. . . .
I tell you: Never wear a derby
noseglasses when you're doing b
ness with a ladder, for nothing gl
It more delight than to mash the
hopelessly, and knock your glasses
so you will step on them. I n
scarcely buy that of the two lense
HARITQ np A DIICTIO I /inni
is the $1.50 one that breaks In prt
ence to the 75-eent one. This phen
onon Is due to the combined actloi
the Law of Economic Determlr
and the Uw of Cussedness of In
mate ObJectB.
Ladders and cherry trees are
*' what you might call Blmpatica. 1
manner of speaking, the top end
ladder should rest firmly on a 1
dash.
But such Is the nature of ch
trees that the top end of the la<
rosts quite un-flrmly in the crotch
rude capital Y. The finest chei
grow at the extreme tip-end of
most branches. Just as you are
tiously bending the whip-like w
towards you with its IubcIous fr
the ladder cants, and you and
cherry bucket hit the ground wltl
most simultaneous thumps. The <
ry bucket makes a little better
because It has no pants to tear on
way. The cherries in the bucket
the breath in your body are bou
out with equal suddenness.
It is seldom, though, that both a
total loss. One should always ren
ber In falling out of a cherry tre
keep the tongue well back In
mouth. Otherwise \he teeth, b
occluded violently, are apt to snl]
the tongue tip, which Is that p&i
the organ of speech that produce*
sound of "d," as dn "Damn!"
Wireless Muscat Performer.
I am anxious to #et Into commur
tlon with a musical wireless telegi
operator who played "America" on
key without an error from etan
finish at ajout sundown Sunday.
V * I was tinkering with my son's ?
teur wireless outfit about that t
listening to the dot and daih babb
the Sound Bteamshlp operators, w
without a warning, came the str
of "My Country, 'Tls of Thee," ir
feet similar to a violin and wltl:
most the same continuation betv
notes. It seemed as if the oper
could manipulate his key so delict!
that his song had no interruption
dashes in the rendering.
Whoever he in who sounded
new not? In wireless telegraphy i
not hide his light under a bushel
v should come out in the open and
a very Itinerant young world what
miracles are knocking at the do<
Louis W. Greetr.an. in New York
When Newspaper Writer* Fal
Newspaper English at its best
the qualities that its enthusiastic
mlrers claim for It?vigor, cone
ness, directness and that demam
the attentlon^which comes from i
lng with the""livlng facts of a t
contemporary world. Yet thl^ ii
more than to say that a stirring
sag? usually coiptoelB fit exprcs
liut It would be lain to deny that
newspapers are not always dellvc
vital messages; that there are
when the fatefof the world Is nc
the balance;Jond yet the newsp
v must proceed on the assumption
every day Is Armageddon. Then
gets newspaper English at its w
Mei a uaiue db rougni in Mexico,
the attention of a continent han
upon the Issue, and the reporter
rise to his opportunity. But whei
battles are being fought, when
crises are reaching their climax, y
comes out of Mexico? Columns 1
columns of vague conjecture, If
worse; of Irrelevant facts; of nn
magnified and multiplied, and all
ague matter diluted with repetl
prolixity, tautology, pleonasm and
the other Ills against which the i
orlo textbooks warn ua.?Now 1
Evening Post.
Fastest Travel on Record.
The researches made by physlt
of all centuries have psoved that
hsrtslan waves move with the a
speed as light, that la to aay, at 4
18 .000 miles a second.
Three French scholars, Mr. A
ham, professor at the Conserve!
dee Arts et Metiers; Major FVrrle
Mr. Dufour, have, under the aus[
VI UI1 uuiwu VI luii^iiuunv, j uri
ternilned the speed of propagatlo
the hertxlan waves between Paris
Toulon. Part of Che result has 1
calculated, and the speed found
2*6,900 kilometers to the secqpd,
a difference of less than onc^er <
for each determination, In compar
Yt to the average.
They Intend to m^sure this s:
between the Eiffel tower and the
tlon of wireless telegraphy at W
tngton, whileAhe longitude of
capital of the Dntted States Is b
determined.
V Messrs. Abraham, Dufour and FN
% propose to continue their expertan
and to study the speed of the pi
Cation of hertslan waves between
CT points separated by the sea.
a t
ER JUST ONE WAY TO GET EVEf
-las Accept "Call Down" for the Firs
Mistake, but Resolvs That It Shall
Not Happen Again,
Boss called you down, eh? Gave It t<
Qf you hard and heavy. Feel sore ant
Bne vengeful. Want to get even with hlui
j quit, perhaps? You'll show him what'i
the what
Well, now. Just calm yourself. Het
Rate a moment. Cool off a bit. B?
aj,e tween us two, Just you and me, dldn'
gQ you deserve It? Had an excuse, eh
you Con,e. y?a know -better than thai
hen What's the use of trying to get ou
torn of 11 tliat way.
isod know, you and I, there's onl
on one way of mkin : up for a mistak
or for. falling down on the Job. IJs
, or ten, lei me whisper It- Never let 1
U8j happen' again. See?
Ives (Anyone, the boss included, makes
hat r^stako once. Hut the second tiin
( off jv similar occasion urlses?then til
leed real te8t
,8 Some high brow philosopher hs
lfer, said that one of the characteristic
om_ that distinguish the reasoning hi
n man being from other animals Is thi
|l8m he can profit by his mistakes,
lani- Now, then, grit yo,-r teeth, clenc
your fist. Now, Mr. Hose, see if yc
not can catch me making a bull like tin
In a again! If you do you* can bar
a me the blue envelope, and I won
j_em murmur. ?
Hut, believe me, you shan't have tl
erry opportunity. Not if 1 can help it, at
ilder * can!?Maurice C. Ltipman, in CI
a cago Record-Herald.
ries
l01" FELT HIMSELF A CHATTERBG
cau
ultjT ^ero ?' Story Morgan Used to Tc
' Would Have Been Good Compan,
, Ion for Von Moltke.
a al her
??.?? J- Pierpont Morgan was always
Um? a t? ? j *??
oiirui mail, aim ue would Bomeiini
^ champion the silent with a story.
. "Old John Bates, an upholsterer,"
need . ., j ,
I the story began, "was renowned f
a I his silence. People who had been fc
nem- I CU8tomer8 f?r a generation had, inai
I of them, never heard a word from hi
tjie: except 'Good morning. Five dollai
ielnK I T^ank >ou- Oood day.' Old John.
d off fact> cu,tlvated silence as a gen!
rt cultivates his art.
"A patron one day said to John:
** 'What's the best kind of mattresi
" 'Hair,' was the reply.
The patron, some twenty yea
later, had occasion to buy another mi
ilea*- tress, and again he asked:
aph .. "What's the best kind, JohnP
hls " 'Cotton.'
t to "'Cotton?' the patron cried. 'Wl
you told me twenty years ago that hi
ima" was the best.'
lme, "The old man gave a quaint sigh.
iooi u -Talking has always been my rul
h*?n' he said."
alns ?
i efi
al- Real Comfort.
feen She was the new charwoman, ar
ator because of the fact that her new m
itely tress was young and Inexperlenc*
s or she was expatiating on her manlfc
woes.
this "Yes; an* would you believe
nust mum. there's me 'usband done n~ wo
. Ho for six years, an' 'ad an allmei.t I
tell the last four? An' I've two childr
new to pervlde for. 'Couse, one's sixte<
jr.? though the other's only a lit
Sun 'un."
"But," interposed the young m
I. tress timidly at last, "doesn't?lsi
has the elder one a great help?"
s ad- "You're right, mum," declared t
reto- garrulous one, as she wiped fc
J oh streaming eyes with the corner of li
deal- apron. "She's a real comfort, s
rltal, is. She often sits down an' cries wi
s no me!"
mes
Not tho Ordinary Fare,
srlng During a visit In his churchly <
days Dacl,y through sduthern Marylai
>t in Ordinal Gibbous was entertained
aper the Drder of Jesuits at Leonardtov
that That Part ?' i*16 Btate 1B famed for
one diamond-backed terrapin, canvas-ba
orHt duck, oysters, crabs and Ash, and
with Bumptuous table was spread befc
the cardinal.
wljl During the repast the cardinal tui
n no e(* to a priest near him and said, wl
no a twinkle in his eye;
"So this la the way the Jesu
upon dine!
not "No, your eminence," replied t
nors Pr,e8t. "this is the way the cardli
dines!"?Judge.
tlon, ,
i all Qood Execution With One Shot,
rhet- With one shot a man named Gosi
fork 0f Tyalgum (N. 8. Wales), Austral
killed three dingoes, the other di
On investigating a disturbance amo
his dairy cattle, the man noticed s<
tb* eral dingoes attacking one of the hei
It was bright moonlight, and Goes
beat firing at the nearest dingb with a rlf
was surprised to find later that he h
bra- killed three with one ballet The b
lolre let struck the ftfst dingo In the ne<
and and passing through broke the s<
dees ond's byck, and entered the third dl
de- go between the ribs, breaking Its foi
n of leg. The pack bad previously kill
end i a valuable cattle doe.
' ' Mexican Diplomat Also Author.
Benor Oamboa, Mexican minister
:enL foreign affairs. Is not only a dlploin
'^BOn but an author of distinction. He U
novelist, publicist and writer of t
P?0*! molrs. and one of his best kno
works in bts extensive memoirs of I
'ash- diplomatic career, covering bis servl
iam in thU oountry, Central America a
Europe. He was born In 1864 a
entered the diplomatic oervice In 18
arrle fen decoration* have been award
l<mt* him by forolgn governments
ropa- ,
two
I
THE LANCASTER NE
i MOTHER'S CHOICE FOR A NA
1 Finally Father Consented to Callir
Daughter Gracia, After Many
Disappointments.
9 The long expected baby had arrl
1 and the father wan Invited to see
' little daughter. He had hoped ths
might be a boy.
"What will you oall the little i
k sweetheart?" said he.
"I think I'll call her Uracla," i
1 the mother. "1 always liked i
' name."
"Oh, no!" said the father.
1 wouldn't call her Graela! It's su<
fancy name. Why not call her lit
y after your mother?"
e "I don't mind," said she.
3" So they christened the baby Ht
In due time unolher little one
announced, and the lather was iuv
a in to see his second baby daugl
ie lie longed exceedingly lor a son
e i heir, but was almost reconciled w
be looked at the mother as Bho
tB died the little girl to her side.
:s "What will you name this one, d
u' est.'"
lt "I think I'll call her Gracla,"
the mother. "1 always liked
name."
,u "Oh, I wouldn't call her that!"
ilt swered the father. "It's such a fo<
name. Why not giro her a sem
lt one. Wo might call her Ruth afte
1 mother."
,e I "All right," Bhe agreed; "1 t
1(* I Ruth would be a nice name for 1
And the records named her Rul
And in the fullness of time a t
little one awaited the disappoints
|V ther's welcome In the darkened cl
ber.
"Well, what will you call this o
he asked as he looked down at
baby girl.
"1 think I'll call her Gracia,"
the mother. "1 always have liked
a
name.
CB "Oh. no! I wouldn't," bo said. '
aunt Bertha will be real dlsappol
SO
If we don't name It after her."
(>r "Well, I suppose that's so,"
1 s swered the mother. "We'll call
im
Time passed on, and a fourth
one came to claim a olcome.
11 father could hardly hide his
when the doctor announced "II
girl," but he tried to look please
he stepped softly Into the dark
room. As he pressed his wife's
he asked, "And what will you
r* this little?cirl?"
"J think I'll oall her Gracla,"
the mother. "I always have liked
name."
"Well, for heaven's sake call
Gracla!" he exploded, "and pei
1 r then we can have a boy."
And Bhe did. And they did! ?
, per's Magazine.
n?
Forcible Feeding.
There are many earnest and c
women In the ranks of the milit
id, but they have been carried awa
'8- the new feeling of sex cohesio
^d, class solidarity and by their unre
>ld ing "loyalty" to the imperious 1
of Pankhurst, asserts a writer ii
It, Forum. A very dangerous and rc
?rk able mob spirit threatens to s
for them into excesses which will
on even greater odium upon the tltl<
*n. fragette than the word already
tie notes. The real suffragists are |
quietly and effectively about
Is- work, with the approval and su
n't of most reasonable men; but
con view without regret the anti
b? the excitement-maddened women
ier are trying to associate the caui
ier sex equality with vulgarity, hyi
bo and the most pitiful lack of re
ith |ng power. They cannot even sei
they have not the honesty to ack
edge?that forcible feeding is i
real issue at all in the campi
it is merely taken up as a conve
^(1 hysteria-provoking weapon. The
. ' ual question is not whether wi
who have been sent to prison
some criminal offense (with pol
cjl motives) should be permitted to
mit suicide; but whether they si
ir? ke sent to I,r'sou at a'l- "
for them to go, it Is nttcessary
rn. fbey should be taken care of, hov
ltk much he may regret that their
deliberately adopted self-torti
Its """-""us iimy iiihkh hoiiih lorm c
ercion Inevitable.
he
lal Absinthe.
Ihiring the Algerian war of 18
the French soldiers were induct
inlx absinthe with their wine
febrifuge. On their return
1 p brought with them the habit of d
*' ing, which is now so widely die
inated in French society. The s
ng torn* in the case of absinthe
pier commence in the muscular
' erlngs and decrease of strength;
hair begins to fall out; the face
sumes a dejected look, and the
j tim becomes emaciated, wrinkled
J " sallow, lesion of the brain fol
horrible dreams and delusions 1:
the tippler, an<i gradually pars
takes him to the grave.
A pleasant adventure, one th
usually reserved to much yoi
daughters, has happened to Mile,
ttnguette, of the opera, Paris. Fr
' She has been reclaimed as a loni
1 a daughter by a woman of Herger
no" whose daughter disappeared si;
wn years ago, and whom she afflrmi
8 recognizes In the distinguished a
c? Mile. Mlstinguette has a good t
11' She would like nothing better thi
" recognise the maternity of this h
*: able dame, but unfortunately sh
ready has an authentic mother,
at this time of life cannot accep
luxury of a supplementary mamir
a
kj SnuhI i ft
VVS, APU1I, 11, 1914.
ME GOLDEN AGE OF SPIN
8 At This Day, and Hour In Ami
the "Antlent Mayde" to Be S
Her Very Beet.
ve<l. That this is the golden ag<
hia spinster no one will deny, a
Lt it America furnishes the soil li
those hardy plants put fort
one, finest bloom Is equally lndls
writes AgneB Reppller In the
imid Magazine. How many years ha
thai, ed since tho "antient maydeB"
ton?which term included all
"1 ried women older than twen
:h a were pronounced by John Di
jien, be a "dismal spectacle?" Ho
years since a few "acute and ii
gentlewomen" in colonial Vlrg
den. the temerity to remain single
was tivato their own tobacco plai
ited for which unnatural behavlc
iter. I were subjected to repeated "a?
and 1 ments?"
rhen 1 Now the "antient maydo'
cud- . her freedom in the faces
j who are patiently doing their
lear- the world. Now if a woman
successful apple orchard or da
said her exploits are heralded far a
that and other women write exultan
] about her, intimating that th
an- the man agriculturist is virtus
ilish I am not sure that the attltud
ilble great-grandfathers, who jealo
r my somewhat fearfully guarded t
i grogatlves, wns not more flat
hink my sex than this enthusiast!
ler." by achievements which in
Lh. would not be found worthy c
hird
(1 fa* tint m mrcTUCD dioip
haill- 1 M ^ 1 UUL I IIL.H I IUU
I
tie?" Gardener's Appeal for the I
the Mrs. Stowe Did Not Me
sire for Her Happlnes
Bald
that Recalling the days when tt><
i colony at Hartford, Conn., ws
"Her '?f fame, I)r. Joseph H. Twlc
luted to tell an amusing incident
friendship of Harriet Beechi
%r>. and Mark Twain.
ber The Stowe and the Cleme
IseB were separated only by
little ?'09f' to which, directly in th
The the Stowes' house, was Mark
grief 'arK? conservatory,
t's a Mrs. Stowe, ever a passion
*d as ?f flowers, availed herself t
ened an<* liberally of his invltattor
hand frep with its contents, much 1
call noyance of the gardener, for i
, careless way of breaking ol
said from the sta'k that vexed hii
that When he made complain
! habit Mr. Clemens had nu
ljer pairs of srisso-s put at inter
haps an<l there on the conservator;
trusting that Mrs. Stowe v
-Har- and U8e ther.i on her visits tc
they semed to escape her n<
, she continued to go on as b
, at length the distressed
lever Pegged Mark Twain to lock
ants an<* koop ber out.
y by no' b? told the poor ft
n whatever she did the place
a!,,,,!, ways be open to her and hi
iouho ,n 11 unref,trained. At that I
j tke tried man fervently exclai
?gret- w'flb the old lady was in Hea
weep
bring Disclaimed Reuponslbll
s suf- A Dutchman was going t(
con- bridge. He was riding in a
going drawn by a goat. The toll r
their out and said: "Here, you'v
pport pay toll before you can i
few bridce."
cs of "Whtft, to pay toll?"
who "Yea, five cents to ci
se of bridge."
iterla After an argument the 1
uboq- paid the five cents and wen
e?or the afternoon he came ha
owl- only this time he had the go
lot a on the seat, and he was dra
aign; cart himself,
nient Out camo the toll man a
i act- "Here, you know you've g<
omen five cents."
for | The Dutchman shook Ills
itlcal pointing to the goat, said:
com- 1 "Don't talk to me?ask the
tioul.i '
right Shortest Statutes on R(
that pjir|iament of the i
vover noted i^r Its short and pithy
own I Apparently Scotsmen In tl
uring times, If their critics are loth
??" ; them with wit and humor,
that brevity was the soul <
tlon. For Instance an old Set
llament passed an act which
144-47 ply "no man shall enter i
Ml to | where there Is hay with a c
as a less It be in a lantern," whlc
they nbly the shortest statute ev<
Irink In fact, one small volume 1
mem to hold over two centuries
lymp- legislation, and one has ne'
tip- that the oountry was the
quiv- thereby.
, the
as
vlo- Value of Labor.
I and. Istbor fa a eomroodtty to ]
lows, and aold notwithstanding thi
launt criticism of some theorists,
dysls W Poet In I^ealle's. Labor !
' man himself, whom I oonald
of the divine, but labor la t
Just the same as wheat la t
at la of the farmer, and It la a si
inger purchase and male, and upon
Mis- Ity depends Its demand and
unco. 1 wrio Bit? IWU 11IJUI UI 1HUO]
K lost manual and the other mont
olles, the skilled workman possess.
Kteen ?d mind which directs his
i she rises In value, and when he
.rtlst. plane where his mind Is so \
leart. ?d that he In turn becomes
vu to and must needs devise and
onor- then requires other hands
ie al- out his Ideas. Then he agal
and the plane of value to hums
t the hi* compensation must keep
1a.
ri Watch Carefully
cen at j
, o?! the (
nd tbat
i which Them Oil' Bight With n <;?mh1 j
h their laxative and Then Watch their j
. , Food.
put&Die, jVothers are ofte.i Uhi<ns< iously I
Century ( very careless about the diet of their
ve paaB- children, forcing all to eat the same
of Bos- foods The fact is 1?.*t nil foods uo
unmar- not agree alike with different persons
ty-flve? Hence avoid what seems to constiinton
to l?ate the child or to give It indigesw
many lion, and urge it to take more of
lgenious ,what ls quickly digested.
. ,' " j If the child shows a tendency to1
n a constipation it should immediately
and cul- j((, KjVen a mild laxative to help the
stations, ;>o\\ els By this i> u ' meant '
?r they n physic or purgative, fo rthese
lmonlsh- these should never to given to children,
nor anything like salts, pills,
' flaunts etc. What the child require Is 1
of those simply a small does of the gentlest , .
duty to of medicines, such as Br. Caldwell's
runs a Syrup Pepsin, which, in the opinion who wa
, f 'of thousands of watchful mothers. Is now
Td ' the ideal remedy for any child cnthusk
nd wide, showing a tendency to constipation, mothers
it papers gG many things can happen to a con Syru; I
e day of stipated child that care is ueces- fifty cer
illy over. sary. Colds, piles, headache, sleep- the size
le of our lessness, and many other annoyances know it
usly and that children should not have can us- proportl
heir pre- ually be traced to constipation. Kverj
terlug to Many of American's foremost fam- Is tvery
evoked i"0** art; nevt?r without Syrup Pepsin, also ml
hecjlliso olio l"?n T> nnuar ?..!! '
v..v v??.. irn ? ll' ll MIIU?; IftUIIl HI
u mrmbir of the family may need it. Fauii
?f notice. ajj C;U1 uso Thousands on- pie hot!
dorse it, among them Mrs. M. H. address
^ w.qu Patten, Valley Junction, Iowa, who ington
^ VVIon js llpver without it in 11?house card wl
Mrs. Patten says that Syrup Pepsin it will i!
Elevation .
an De- j
8. j The Man in the White House. 1
i New York Sun. .With si
e literary i Wo are mistaken if Mr. Wilson's
is acqulr- unprepared little speech about him- Of m
hull ii8(i(i self as an ordinary human being tem Now \v<
. . porarily president of the United As tl
" States dose not win for him new A smile
or Stowe friendship in a great many quarters. | The i
( The speech waa harming in its spon- Full of
ns prem- taneous frankness, modesty and man The i
a fence, liness. i * e
rear of I Tho personal respect and confl- Yet Api
i Twain's dence of the people are perhaps quite | Some
! as desirable sometimes as mere poll- Betweei
ate lover approval. In his occasional de- I And
a ufdiv P-arture from conventional utterance Which
an {'resident Wilson reveals a very at- j In th
i to make ^rac^|vu s|,ie Df a remarkable person- For ah
to the an- auty.
she had a j Wo beg leave to remark that In roe , And
T flowers ognition of this attitude of coufl- I
s soul. I donee and trust the newspaper poo- Still, A
t of this pie of the country inigr . add greatly I For
mbers of !to fhe happiness of the President's The ea
vals here ! in whlto house by refraining
helves ' 'rom sur'1 unwarranted speculations To b
\ 8 ' about his family affairs and mlsrep- Of plar
.Tould Hee resentations of the same as have re-1 So n
) It. But ppntly oeeured, undo btedly to his To shoi
jtice, and discomfort. I And
efore. till
gardener APRIL. I.
the door Fashioned of tearfulness, tenderness, TTTTR
rheerfulness; |
sllow that Changeable, shy. as tho war of a
must al- c , # # , , , , I or Pi
er liberty R"rl"K "?n"dW^tc"l. ' 7 1
he much- showers and flowers, and sun- ^<)ini
mod: "1 | shine, and shade, Must
ven!" ; Making tho merry land fragrant ss Vr?
the fairyland,
.. I Thrilling the heart with a wonder- ls .
r*- I ment new, KT But
a cross a , BaUghter and serious, moonlit, mys- '. ?,NV sl
llMlo Mrt I . ' 3 K 1
??v | terious. ?'""I"
nan came | April's a month that was molded for J;OU(1
re got to you! 1 w
)asB this ?Marton Riley, in Ainslee's. |CU!!?S\
I End<
? away f
i It's
'OB8 thla in wtire ?? Cold in One Day comes
i,A\AT"'i; :?k mo Quinine. Intops the Easy
Dutchman <* wotks off the Cold. Read t
it on In v i o :s to cur,. K \
ii l bo*. 2V- qj. ,
ck again, ,oi.. L.a
at sitting ?? back
eclnir the throug
Notice of Discharge. I used
Notice Is hereby given that the got at
nd said: undersigned will, as guardian of They ii
>t to pay Manly Gregory and Alta Hinson, op I cai
the 20th day of April, 1914, make just as
head, and her final return as such guardian and For
apply to the probate court of Lancas- cents,
i driver" tftr county for letters dismlssory. New Y
SUBRINA J. GREGORY. States.
Guardian. | Rem
icord. March 20th, 1914. and tal
Scots was
statutes.
te olden
i to
believed
>f IcglHla- ry f | /Hi |
-F belling Goods
inv place
andle unh
is prob- When you ^ell the kind that pie*
nftggftd, mmmmm -w ?- 1
a enough causes them wt come back and call
of Scotch That is the kii\l of customers thai
^roffarnr Roods to sell. When we once get
Tip-Top or Melrose Flour, we know
another sack and |hat is why we
thing good. \
b? bought "Bread is the staffiof life"?if i
? maudlin have this week made\rrangement
u-rttaa c. Bakery's new plant to furnish us G<
la nnl (ha . -T-- 1 - -?
? ?- uiouc UUIII an i-iiuifij new prut
i?r a part bread is never touched \y the hai
ii? output Hour goes into this bakeYy till it c
?. ??tPut have a fresh shipment novit in stocl
* ltTguiJ- an^ ^ you no* Pr(>nounce ^ thi
it* value. have ever eaten, there is somethi
r, the one taster.
SPECIAL FOR A
hands, he
reaches a We are selling 3 pound cans Kinj
veil tralna
creator 10c a can for this month,
direct, he
F w SIS1
inlty. and Oik-/ 1
i pace.
"GOOD THINGS T
f
7
Child's Diet
? m
J
ItAIJ'il M. FATTEN'.
e wonders for her hoy Ilalph
s constipated from birth but
doing line. Naturally she Is
istlc about it and wants other
to use it. Dr. Caldwell's
opsin is sold by druggists at
its and one dollar a bottle,
being bought by those who
s value, and it contains
louately more.
rone likes Syrup Pepsin as it
pleasant to the taste. It is
Id and non-griping and free
jurious ingredients.
In s wishing to try a free sam
tie can obtain it postpaid ly
ing Dr. Caldwell, 419 WastiSt.,
Montlcello, 111. A postal
tli your name and address on
lo.
APRIL.
treaming eyes she came thl?
way,
onthR. the flok' maid;
?eping with a s :dden gush,
tiough of life afraid.
! as sudden breaking through
tightness of her grief,
bright sunshine, but, aIm,
smiling is too brief.
j
rll Is a compromise
dimes, in welcome way,
n the storms of ugly March,
blan.s of gentle May,
will she give us of the mo?t,
lis short reign of hers?
, they world's so scant of
smiles
so full of tears.
pril holds a lesson good,
as its rains fall down,
rth its welcome moisture
drinks
loom forth In its crown
it and tree and flower fresh;
light we do the while,
d our tears on barren hearta.
turn them to a smile.
?Haltlmore American.
GrE FOR YOURSELF.
is Hotter?Try an Fvperiment
ofit by a Lancaster Citizen's
Kxpiieincnt.
athing new is an experiment
>e proved to be as represeutstatement
of a manufacturer
convincing proof of merit
the endorsement of friends la.
apposing you nad a bad back
\ weak, or aching one,
you experiment on it?
ill read ol many so-called
->rsp<l by strangers from f rilaees.
different when the eudorsefrom
home.
to prove local testimony,
his Lancaster case:
V. Sistare, Merchant. Dunlap
ncaster, S. C., Says: "My
ached and there were pains
h my loins and sides. Finally
Doan's Kidney Pills which I
Crawford Pros. Drug Store,
mprovod my condition greatly,
n say that this remedy acta
represented "
sale by all dealers. Price 50
Foster-Milburn Co.. Huffalo.
ork. sole agents for the United
ember the name?Doan's ?
ke no other.
is Easy
tses the customer and
for the article again,
t pay and the kind of
you to try a sack of
that you will call for
like to sell you someit
is good bread. We
:s with the Rock Hill
OOD SWEET BREAD
ess. LISTEN: This
id from the time the.
:omes out bread. We
c. Send in your order
s most toothsome you
ng wrong with your
iPRIL.
r Carter Tomatoes for
I
0 EAT."
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