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8 South CatoWua its a Inquiring Photographer: What Is Your J At Clini ? ODNT CLEAN-OIL-REPAIR MACHINERY WHILE IN MOTION My job is to remind employees not to clean?oil?repair machinery in motion. My brother ' Don't Attempt To Remove Chokes with Machinery In Motion" is employed here also. You'd be surprised at how many people fail to pay any attention to us until it's too late. I'm stationed throughout the mills. Failure to take my ad vice couia put an ox us out oi work. By the way. did you read in the paper last week where the Long Shcals Mill in Lineolnton, N. C., was completely destroyed by fire? You can find me over every Exit to the outside of the mill. Some people ignore me. but I'm an important guy. Look me up... . You may need me some day. Ii ^ . ' 1 o * I D A ' s\ ShrSfrim , " % ftMort ^ JlslWS j^3 M'XQMMUD.MIO\S ttSIMlMNIS \g=j StKVICE STMIOVS RIM I BmMm ^Hrvff't mjjm WHERE TO Vacation plannir ment of vacation do Many ore or the or To you mcnts have from many of Ihc f ^ Silver Springs, Oayl lage, etc. The boo Vl Rates, Points of Inti You may obtain from Mrs. Eva Lone kV' tion Directors. lob lltlin ton - Lydia miiir I'm assigned J ^ to help proC[TT*rtM tect the eyes of everyone rVIRVONI (.MINDING u~..^ 1 ? must wf 4N nerc at Chncoucles ton - Lydia. Some people feel I'm unnecessary. How wrong can a person be!! Failure to heed my advice can thrust them into a world of darkness forever. _ | I'm on dutv Em ?.ocT?odp!hoe KEEP OUT Eey a ic."nS nt-ui uui ployees .. . not the area I'm fastened to. So for your piotection ... Don't Cross me!!! I work in the Personnel Dept. I'm sure I speak the opinion of all Clinton-Lydia employees to persons seeking employment here "Wo don't want Careless Employees". THE CLOTHMAKER sky^ MIRM.IIDNS r\ s HHHKTIo n>P&snigiZ/i GO? - WHAT TO S o tg got into full swing with the recent < ites (8:00 A. M. June 27 to 8:00 A. A i the horns of a dilemma, will it be I just a sight-seeing vacation? making your decision the Rccrcatic a number of Vocation Informatioi avoritc vacation spots, such as Myr ona. Chimney Rock, Charleston, Fo klcts list Motel and Hotel Accomi eresr, etc. a copy at either of the Community I or Miss Nellie Osborne, Communi GOOD TIMBER The tree that never had to fight For sun and sky and air and light. That stood out in the open plain And never got its share of rain, Never became a forest king But lived and died a scrubb\ thing. The man who never had to toil By hand or mind mid life's turmoil. Who never had to win his share Of sun and sky and light anc air. Never became a manlv man But lived and died as he began. Good timber does not grow ii ease; The stronger wind, the tougher trees. The farther sky, the greater length. The rougher storms, the greater strength. By sun and cold, bv rain an< snows. In tree or man good timbe grows Where thickest stands the forest growth We find the patriarchs of both. And thev hold converse witl the stars Where broken branches shov the scars Of many winds and much n strife? This is the common law of life. Many a woman who can' add can certainly distract. OM m THE WEST J_. Lm 1 NIOMrir |\j Mondoyi 'me ^f/*/lr/i(Vj SOUTH CAROLINA announce in 1 Booklets ^ tic ntono Houses or ty Rccrco i ^/r^c' .,-" Some Coarse . . . Some Fine . . The diner summoned his r waiter: "How is it," lie demanded, "that when I ate here last night I was served with a steak twice as big as the one you've given me tonight?" "Where did you sit last night?" queried the waiter. 1 "Near the window," replied the exasperated customer. "Ah. well." said the waiter, "that explains it. We always serve large portions to custoi mers who are sitting near the window. It makes for good advertising." Driving up to the house to deliver the family's eighth baby, the doctor almost ran over a duck. \ "Is that your duck out lront?", asked the M.I). r "Yep, it's ours," replied the father, "but it ain't no duck. It's a stork with its legs worn down." Policeman to driver going h the wrong way down a one way street: v "Hey, where do you think you're going?" f Driver: "I don't know, but I must be late ? everybody is coming back." Some folks can stay longer 't in an hour than others can in a week. APRIL. 1959 LMNFY ' L j?Wk . Some with a Different Twist The young mother came to the door of the nursery and saw her husband, a lumber dealer, standing over the baby's crib. Silently, she watched him as he stood looking down at the sleeping infant with wonder and incredulity on his face. Deeply touched she whispered, "A penny for your thoughts, Darling." Startled into consciousness, he blurted, "For the life of me. I don't see how thev can make a crib like that for six bucks!" The Sunday School teacher asked her class: "Who was the first man?" "CJ c o r g e Washington," promptly announced a bov. "Oh, no," corrected the instructor. "Well, then, I suppose it was Adam," muttered the boys, "if you're counting them foreigners " Don't be too quick to blame a man for having prejudices. He may not be smart enough to have opinions. Unusual candor was shown by the toastmaster who rose after the dinner and said "Gentlemen, it is high time we got the bull rolling."