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NEVER CAN TELL. "People are not alike," remarked the morallzer. "What suits ono may not please anothor." "Rfght you are," rejoined tho demora'.Vzer. "What Is (y?e man's automobile may bo another man's JugJ gernaut."?Chicago News. While James Applegate, aged rIxty-five, a wealthy farmer of Seceders Corners, near Yoiinestown. Ohio, was waiting in the United Presbyterian ihurch there to be baptized he dropled dead. VERY FORMAL. "Then English audiences do not applaud tho actor?" 'Oh, no. If thoy liko your acting they write you a letter the next day." ?Louisville Courier-Journal. Dying to Order. Dying to order Is one of the most sacred customs or the American Indian. Thirty years ago Standing EMc caino to Major James McLaughlin, the author of "My Friend the Indian," and said, "Father, my wife will die today and she wants a coflln fr*-m you." The major aBked him what the ail merit was and ho replied; "Just nothing but thnt she hoard the ghoBts calling and muBt go." Homebody had told her, it turned out, that she was sick, so sho had "painted for death," and all her relatives had gathered about to bemoan her?and Incidentally divide her property as noon as she was dead. There was no use in the major's arguing about it, so ho had the cofJln made. In many cases those "painted for death" are actually bullied into dying, but Mrs. Standing Elk was stilt too vinorous. Finally in desnair sho carried the coffin into the house on her own shoulders and several years later the major Baw it still standing on end in her house. Shelves had been lifted into it, and it was doing duty as a cupboard.?I'ittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. A CHAIR ?OF GOOD ROADS. The directors of the Texas Sfata Agricultural and Mechanical College have determined to establish a good roads chair in that institution and their action is wise and commendable. Young men who are studying scientific methods of farming will be nono the worse off for knowing something about scientific roadmaking. Farms nnri mails lire eenernllv nrettv elnsn together?in fact a farm Is not a deBirablo possession unless there is a passably good road leading to it. Farmers ought to be interested in the road question, for in most localities they pay most of the taxes that go to the maintenance of highways. They do practically all the routine road work in States where the "Warningin" plan prevails. As to the indirect tax that is entailed by bad roads no one suffers more from it than the farmer. Despite these faets there aro many farmerB who are surprisingly indifferent to road improvement. Some of them, having known nothing but had roads all their lives, are content to plod along in the same old way their ancestors plodded. Others are affrighted hy the prospect of Increased taxation or do not realize the worth of a good road to a rural community. The young man who wants to become educated in farming is a progressive individual and is not going to be satisfied with running a farm on the conventional pattern that was handed down to him from his great grandfather. This young man expects to do things on a different plan. He is a believer in improvements and it is a safe bet that he is a believer in good roads?or will be by tho time ho gets back home from college. It Is this young man who must bo rolled upon to keep tho world from going "supporloss to bed," and it is highly appropriate that ho should ho taught something about road building. ?Louisville Court or* Journal. Compound Interest -comes to life when the body feels the delicious glow of; health, vigor and energy.' That Certain Sense of vigor in the brain and easy poise of the nerves comes when the improper foods arc cut out and predigested. Grape=N?ts ViaKC meir piace.* If it has taken'you years jto run clown don't expect one .mouthTub qf this great food jto bring you hack (for it isi pot.a ptimulant.but a rcbuilder.) . * en days trial shows sucM *?>ig results-thationo^sticksl to it/ ^'There's a Reason'^ iOt' the little book,'"Thflfl JTloadAto Wellville," in pkgaj foeriiM cereal co.; ltd} Jinib cmk. The Good Roads Question. There are so many reasons foi good roads In the South that the subject could be discussed from now on. The sole cause of bad roads, however, is the indifference of Individuals. Men meet and blow off a lot of steam and resolute only to go back home and wait for the other fellow to start the work. The only hope is in perfect organization with a definite end in view? an organization that has some financial resource, and that is made up pntirely of people free from politics. So far as possible, the board or members at the head of such an organization should be made up of men scattered in all directions, and as far apart as possible in the territory to I be Improved. This will prevent any j clique or taction getting together and scheming to improve certain sections of the territory to be improved, and incidentally securing options and , gobbling up real estate along the line of improvement. This form of ; graft is what brings about much of ; the protest usually heard from small ( property owners who feel that they | are already tax-ridden. And their \ complaint is not without just cause often. The people who should take the most interest in good roads are tho | farmers. It means to them: Highways over which to haul t.heir crops to markets. Smooth, good roads that will save their time, and preserve their hardworked and high-priced live stock. Better facilities for sending their , children to school. Enhancement of their farms' values (for every man covets a wellkept. profitable farm facing a good road). In Davidson County, Tenn., in the wonderful bluegrass section around Nashville, the highways are dotted with profitable dairy farms. Tho great roads stretch for miles like white sheets ("pikes" they are cnlled up there), and in that section there Is no cry of "back to the farm." The greatest, iron dig seeing *.o ue 10 duuu up cities. What a sight it is to visit that section and notice the things you don't see. No farms without live stock, no idle fields, winter or summer, no unpainted farm homes, no isolated rural school houses, no big plantations rented to ignorant whites and negroes while the owner lives in a city mansion. Those folks live and die within their own domain and hand their lands down to the next generation. They are content with tlieir lot and live on the fat of the land. Their homes face the beautiful pikes and are surrounded by great groves and rolling, well-kept lawns. They do not call themselves farmers. They simply own a place where they raise everything they need. Fast horses carry them to and from town miles away. Automobiles carry them to the theatres and bring them home at night. Those folks are good roads cranks. Invariably the man who takes the least interest in good roads Is tho lenow wr.o owns a vast aiuouui 01 property. Ho is too greedy to sell that part of his land that he cannot till himself, and yet he is not willing to enter in a movoment that might so improve his land that the assessor will raise his tax. One of the greatest evils in the cotton belt to-day is the owning and controlling of vast plantations, and the renting of these lands by the owners who sap a living from the toil of poor white people and negroes ?"share croppers." The breaking np of these plantations will make our country the richest in the world. Good roads will break these up. The owners will groan under the ^ax and they will bo compelled to relinquish their holdings to people who are farmers and who want to farm. ?A1 em phis Ne ws-Scimitar. IMMMI riinm. Farms and roads are generally pretty close together?in fact a farm is not a desirable possession unless there is a passably good road leading to it. Farmers ought to bo Interested in the road question, for in most localities they pay most of the taxes that go to the maintenance of highways. They do practically all the routine road work in States where the "warning-in"' plan prevails. As to the Indirect tav that is entailed by bad roads, no one suffers more from it than the farmer.?Louisville Courier-Journal. Where Wo (Jet Asbestos. More than four-fifths of the world's supply of asbestos comes from tho Province of Quebec, in what is known as the serpentine belt, running through the counties of Thetford, Coleralne, Robertson and Rroughton, about 100 miles from Montreal. While the history of the Industry dates back to 1877, it has only expanded to its present proportions during the last few years. The province has already produced over $25,000,000 worth of asbestos, and is now averaging $2,000,000 worth a year.?* Chicago, Journal. The national beverago of the Japanese, sake, has a much more powerful effect on them than on Europeans ur Americans. A Horning Kmptton Covered Her From Head to Feet. "Four years ago I suffered severely with a terrible eczema, being a mass of sores from head to feet and for si* weeks confined to my bed. During that time I suffered continual torture from itching and burning. After belllC plvon nr> Kv *<?w J* ? t ?1 ?.u D. vu v*Kf j in j uuciur 1 wftB mix vised to try Cutlcurn Remedies. After the first bath with Cutlcurn Soap and application of Cutlcura Ointment I enjoyed the first good sleep during my entire illness. I also used Cutlcura Resolvent and the treatment was continued for about three weeks. At the end of that time I was able to bo about the house, entirely cured, und have felt no ill effects since. I would advise any person suffering from any form of skin trouble to try '.he Cutlcura Remedies, aB I know what they did for me. Mrs. Edward Nennlng, 1112 SaUna St., Watertown, N. Y., Apr. 11, 1909." THE HANDWRITING. "If vr.ll Irtrklr ohniit "<~.n " V"v ominous acquaintance, "you -will seo the handwriting on the wnll." "The handwriting on the wall doeen't worry mo," replied Senator Sorghum, "so long as they don't go rummaging into my private memoranda." ?Washington Star. For lied, Itching Ryellds. Cyst". Stves. Falling Eyelashes and All Eyes That Need Care. Try Murine Eye Salve. Aseptic Tubea. Trial Site, 25_c. Ask Your DrupgiHt or Write Murine Eve Remedy Co., Chicago. WELL SUPPLIED. An inveterate wit and punster asked the captain of a craft loaded with boards how he managed to get din ner on the passage. "Why," replied < the skipper, "we always cook aboard." j "Cook a board, do you?" rejoined the wag; "then 1 see you have been well provided with provisions this trip, at all events."?Tit-Hits. for HIABACHK -Hlfki) r?PUDt1t Whether from Cold*. Heat. Stomach or Nervou* Troubles. Capurilne will relieve you. It'* lltjuUl ? pleanani to taka? acta Immediately. Try IV. 10c., 16c. and 60c. M drua toiM. How to Kill Flics. "Formaldehyde is a good fly killer and can be used with splendid re- j i suits," said A. P. Pannill, assistnnt "We tried it last year and found It I very effective. Put two teaspoonfuis of formaldehyde in a plate or saucer," said Mr. Pannill, and place tho vessel in a light place and the (lies will go to it. After drinking the poison they will fly away and Boon fall dead. While the flies will drink the formaldehyde if it is plac! ed in any part of the fooiu, the result will be better if the vessel containing the stuff is placed where it hi light, because the light attracts i the flies and for that reason many more will bo put out of existenco j than if the receptacle is kept in a I dark place. To place the saucer or plate in or near a window early in the morning will get tho reBt results." A Package Mailed f-ree on Request or MUNYONS PAWPAW PSLLS ^ The best Stomach and .. Liver Pi!!a known and a positive and speedy Vcure for Constipation, V iVySft, Indigestion, Jaundice, Vj j Biliousness, Sour StomJL .^u j nch. Headache, and all ailments arising from a ri/'l^Tvy^il disordered stomach or sluggish liver. They ' trated form all the virtues and values of Munyon'r* PawPaw tonic and are made from the Juice of the Paw-Paw fruit. I unhesitatingly recommend these pills as being the best laxative and cathartic ever compounded. Send us postal or , letter, requesting a free packago nf Munyon's Celebrated Paw-Paw Laxative Pills, and we will mall same free of charge. MITNYONS HOMOEOPATHIC HOME REMEDY CO., f-3d i and Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. Allrar.livp FYr.iir.sinn Rates A. B. & A. R. R. TO SEASHORE and SPRING Resorts Illu*trat?dRookl?tSent Upon Application. W. H. LUHT, Genital Pmengir Apt AtlinU, Gi The Valuable Match. There was a loud splash and a moment later a dripping head appeared above the waves. On the i end of the dock was a stevedore nonchalantly lighting his pipe. "Help, man!" cried the chap In the water. "Can't you see I am overboard! I can't swim." "How often you been down?" asked the stevedore, shielding the flickering match from the wind. "Once, I believe, but hurry up. man! Give me a hand!" "You wait! You have two times vr> i m /Imvn nnfl I Ihiva miiIv nrip match. I'll ratoli you on tho last trip."?Chicago News. UdCiUBit Of th \ \ V A Certain Rich Man. A certain rich man with a summer residence at a resort frequented by New Yorkers had favorably remarked the intelligence and spirit of his gardener's son?the latter had even begun a college course. "When your boy comes out of col icgt:, sum ine weaitny cottager, "send him to me and I may be ablo to giY/> him a start in life." The young man completed his college course with credit. Then ho made his cah 011 the rich man of this story. Let it bo set down to the latter's credit that he was as good as his iword. He offered the young man the position of second butler.?New York Mail. Tho birth of a fly may mean tho death of a baby; kill the flies, advises the Milwaukee Sentinel, aud let tho babies live. WEAK KIDNEYS WEAKEN THIC WHOLE BODY'. No chain is stronger than its weakest link. No man is stronger than his kidneys. Overwork, colds, strains, etc., weaken the kid^,rrv ' I neys and tho whole TeilsrC^^ body suffers. Don't I" ? /jyr'i f m-fiieci me si.Riuest i /\Jt^sAvS kidney ailment. He- ] f'wQr&afor K'n using Doan's ! Kidney Pills at once, j / A s They are especially I innmi it 1 *or f'c^ kidneys. fen \\ AriJ I10l(js- 327 p,ne St- ' jT > \\ ty t Providence, R. I.,' I 1 V \ \ ' says: "My doctor told me an examination of the urine showed albumen. I took his medicine for a whole year, doctored with a New York specialist and took electrical treatments without relief. My suffering was simply awful. Six weeks' use of Poan's KidMAX' 1)111.. * * "v,i x ma micu mi.*, now-over, and the cure has been permanent for four years." I Kemember the name?Dunn's. Fori sale by all dealers. f>0 cents a box. I Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. London, In monetary value, Is worth two and a half times as much ns Paris. Constipation muses and seriously aRjrrfkvntfs many diseases. It is t horougnly cured by Dr. Pierce'u Pellets. Tiny sugarcoated granules. A web two and a quarter miles j long has been taken from the body of a spider. Take n Font-Hath To-night After dissolving one or two Allen's FootTabs (Antiseptic tablets for the foot-bath) j in the water. It will take out all soreness, ' smarting and tenderness, remove foot odors and freshen the feet. Allen's Foot-Tab^ instantly relieve weariness and sweating or inllanie<l leet and hot nervousness of the feet at niL'ht Dien (nr Cftintnpl thrimifkmi? the day shake Allen's Foot-Knse, the antiseptic powder, into your shoes. Sold every- j where, 25c. Avoid substitutes. Samples of Allen's Foot-Tabs mailed Fiikk, or our regular size sent by mail for 23c. Address Allen S. Ohnsteo, Le Roy, N". Y. "Foot-Tabs for Foot-Tubs." New Mexican Rifle. Mexico has recently adopted ft new I automatic rifle, the invention of (Jeni ernl Mondragon, for her troops. It | is self-loading, but not self-firing, and I the charge is ten shots. The armies I of all civilized countries are now ex- ; [ perimenting with automatic arms, but Mexico seems to be the first one : to solve the problem of a practical : rifle of this class. The Mondragon I weighs but Rlightly more than the | Springfield of the United States Army, and its mechanism is said to be simple and practical, in that it will stand much hard usage. When it was being tested one of the puns , was lired rapidly and continuous1)' until it became so hot that the stock took fire, without any Interference wiiii nit; ?ii inn in i m? mat niiiiisrn. It is capable of sixty shots a minute.?Tip in tho Now York l'ress. Bjornson's Triumph. Rjornst jerne Rjornson, tho news of whose death iias been received with deep regret throughout Kurope, was once the subject of an involun; tary compliment. He was asked | 011 what occasion he obtained the greatest pleasure from his fame as a poet. He replied: "It was when a delegation from the Right came to my house in Christiania and smashed all the windows. Because, when they had thus attacked nre and were starting for homo again, they felt they ought to sing something, and so they began to sing 'Yes. We Love This Land of Ours.' They could do nothing else. They had to sing the song of the man whom they had attacked."?London Daily News. ^ id. H. Oubkn'b Hons. of Atlanta, Oa., are tho only ?ucc*nsful Dropsy Specialists in the world. He? their liberal offor In a<1vr>rUnoiii<tut In another eolumn of this paper. i Considering the whole of Eurone. j there are nearly one hundrod and seven inhabitants to the square mile. I Mr*. Win*low*?floothing Hynipfor OhlldrtMi toethiiiK,?oft?nBthegiim?i,roduoe?iinfliimm?. I ttoa. &ll*ya p*ln,onre* wind colic, 2.V a bottl? NOT IN HIS LINE. "What's this Hetch-Iletchy question?" "I don't think it would interest you. dear boy. It hasn't anything to do with a fiance of any kind."? Louisville Courier-Journal. o'io ugly, grlttly, gray hair*. Uo? " C Stomach Blood m Liver 1 Much sickness start* with stomas! |/VW? , ?M.|/VTV>.0>.V^ I IV. ?VU? "* ' <ood, rich, red blood. Their stomachs for, nfter all, a man oan be no stronger A remedy thar mikos the stomach sti ctivo, makes rich red blood and over out disease-producing bacteria and curi tudc of diseases. Get rid of yoar Stomach Wea\ Liver Laxlncaa by takln& a Dr. Pierce'a Golden Medical ? the Hreat Stomach Reatorat lavl&orator and lilood Qlcm You can't afford to accept any med t?topasilion as a substitute for "Golden cry," which is a medicine op known cc n complete list of ingredients in plain 1 tie-wrapper, samo being attested as cc Dr. Pierce'a Plenannt Pellet* regulate an WINTER Oldest and Bos Ml W * splendid I M Xta w no l.'UIr * Emhl: Think of Las iuu tau ituiciiiucr uayt> kitchcn was so great you coui right stove you would have rr your health. Don't put up \ range. You can have a clean, I^Iew'Pe Oil Coc ff Cautionary Note: Bo sure \| ^ you get this stove??ee t\ that the name-plate IV reads "New Perfection." U Made with 1,2 and 3 burners ; the t and 3C? ! Every dealer every whore. If not at yotir?, write fi Standard O (Incorp wtQ&w&l&irijmmu SoMlnrs from Oeornltt Vlabanm FlorMa. Tnnnesstio. Nor:l> Carolina, South (arolinu anil Mississippi will t>? i-aiupail nt PUi<*L'nm'iiiLT'j K' nt i, 1 r> fil l'urlf in .lniv /iml An^nst. Drills, inanoouv<Trt, sham i^ittlus, in (lit11' bv Military l!un<is, "to. Mosul's CHICK AM AUG A PARK with its s.'ori's of i?itl out monuments, wonderful aro tlirt soonlo mi l historic attractions. LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN to a k'oolotflcal wonder, springing u*? suddenly 2,000 feet abovo tt?o Tunnossoo Kivr, anil bas tho loiiK'-st and steepest Inn lino railroad In tho world. Nino mil*) road along orest of Missionary Hldgo i* lin'-st in America. fT 10 inilos of s}>I??n Ii 1 automobile roads around Ohattannooga. I'lmi your sumincr (rip in stop over at tM palatial HOTEL PATTEN Atxoluloly flropr ?"f, ovory window icroHMOil. ih/? ?nA rUtiiCtfl )i<?t *I in tho South. I- room* ronnr^tnl with l??th. Cooking an-l unatir!<?*? - ( A retftilnr Now V??rk Li?>t? I I On?* of the show ultr?>N of lh*? South ll.ito* i) .V) ?n?1 ?i? 5 .-r Iny. /Onr^ponn plan. Ilv conplf# k.vcu peciril Alton* tlo?. I/iv roun*! trip rAilr >a?1 Stop.o^r prl*on all through liok?t?. Write f?r booklet. Tho embroidery hoop will be as useful to the mender as to the more dainty fancy worker. Wr COLDS ? <! OUIP. Rick's fironiM is th? tw?t rfirifflrSsllrtvr? the aohhiff and f?v?rlntiiiPM-curr? le Cold wid rnlorna norm hi condition*. It'* auld?fffnoU luunadl tloly. 10c., 2be. fcud Ma. ttdrur iU)i*i A Violet Cro88 League has been formed in Tarls with the object of RupprPftalng swearing c? u nuum mum- r-"ir cneaa and ? courio of |ijjj| Discovery iSJP Ire, Liver WJ licinc of Ufiittowft rtf. _I;-^.-'"-:' Medical Discov- wS'ir imposition, having fa},' ^njllish on Its hoiirrcct under oath. ~ (t Invlfrorato Stomach, Liver and Bowels. SMITH'S t Tonic; for Malaria and Debility. general tonic; 40 years' tucceaa. Contains ; or other poitoni. Unlike quinine, It leaves b?d efTecU. Tnke no subatitute. FHtEbook of ouxzlea Bent to any addroaa. iRTiK r rrrkn * Co., At?iu, i lUllTl/i I Willi, it Summer? when the beat inside your Id hardly bear it. With the lade a better hostess. Save vith the drudgery of a coal cool, pleasant kitchen. The r/ectioit k-stove does away with all drudgery of cooking. Why should you be a slave to a coal range when you can have an Oil Cook-Stove that is cheapcr than coal, cleaner than coal, doesn't "smell," doesn't smoke, lights instantly, can be put out instantly, leaves no ashes, and doesn't heat the kitchen. With one of these stoves you can boil, bake or roast the most elaborate dinner. You can change from a slow to a quick fire, or the other way about, by simply turning a wick. Apply a match, and instantly the heat from an intense blueflame shoots upward through the turquoise-blue enamel chimneys to the bottom of pot, kettle or oven ? but nowhere else. The stove has every conve?>,?? r-c-. K,. ,-vf r0Kin.f Top with shelf for keeping food and dishes hot, drop shelves to hold coffee or teapots, towel rack; in fact every convenience possible. The nickel finish, with the bright bins of the chimneys, makcu the stove ornamental and attractive. burner stoves can be had with or witho-c * tbinet. >r Descriptive Circular to tlie nearest nnenrj oI 1U0 il Company orat<><l) This country fools ?iuiie 'oinpetent, boasts the Philadelphia Public Ledger, to exterminate iis own seals. Japan's assistance is a presumption. Dropsy II a' Removes nil swelling in 8 to *? \ , cifects a permanent cnr<r yfl in - iio fodays. Trinltreatment W: .' Ur. H. H. Green's Sons. t?Sk TT jJT?3 Specialists. Oox q Atlanta, Ga. /r ^ WE BUY\ \WOOL/) V^IDESahdF^R&Y . iOESv^JL abetter (of you than ??cntj or ecmtnitiloa raetcb??U^g [Werner: toy b?nk in I^uisrillc. We fur a tab >3 H Wool Bigt Free to ?<u shippers. WnU lor pucc Int. S f[ M. SAHKI. &S0NS Uuisrille, Kr. I I Better iiul more economical fi than liquid antiseptics FOR All, TOILET USES. | Gives one n tweet breath ; clean, white, J] germ-free toeth antiseptically clean mouth unci throat purifies the breath after smoking? dispels all disagreeable perspiration and body odors - much appreciated by dainty women. A quick remedy for sore eyes and catarrh. A little Paxtine powder dissolved in a glass ol hot water makes a delightful antiseptic solution, possessing extraordinanr cleansing, germicidal ami liealB'l 'nr! power, and absolutely hsrm" 7r less. Try a Sample. 50c. large l>?* ?' druggies or by mail. VTHt PAXTON TOILCT CO., Boston. Mass. i ????????? i At-23-10) o, ti.oo, retell.