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ANew A This ib not a George Ado fit slang. It is a Home Aid fable. Once there was a Geezer, wL too small for Cook Stove purpoi * and Flabbergasted against his 'I he said-strictly on the Blinl hadn't he lived Here since '84 over in t be a Jo] r, = 4e're knoc way this .. .., .. ?..stc Strang was Knocked from the burg th got over al this Bum Butiness y, that we would trade at home al out no-that you could Sight It Olasses. But you and a Bunch wasted your Substance In Rioto mail and let the sheriff hang front of some of your own tow at our Town and then look at once?" Whereupon the Whittling sen Thoughts into his mental village store to Annex a line Circles which he had bought ft MORAL: If you % grow, patronize 6ase. *rd if he agree. Bthe way, whtre is New Yorki going to get a jury that has nevei heard of the 'Thaw ease?-[(Chicage News. It will continue to Thaw in New York for many Rutns and moon. from presen t a ppearances. --[J3uf. falo Times. rhe UJnited Stat, a S-natec ha. <tait d iscussing Bro'~ wnsv illI., but HIarry Thaw 1s on trial. ---i 'hatta nooga N'ews. Before the Thaw triail is over it maiy be nfeesQare to find out wvhether any of th la.*i*ry have be. .Come insane. - [ W ashington Pos t. One~- of th1 worst things abont mnattes lke the Thaw triail is the mas f near-hIterature bound toc be prodIuced.[N. Y. Mail. It the rm o' t he Thaw trial goe a8. slow ast he1 sele&t ion) of the jury, the accu-ed hmanu wlli apparent.ly h:m a Jong lease of life.- [Toledo TIhe unwi tteun law has alr eady I i.no In figiure ini the TIhaw~ mur. e Don't neglect youi 4 4 Statistics show th a over 200 peopl .unption. nd most,.of thea b e living now if they S warning cough. You know ho' 9 Emulion enabi cough or cold. ALL DRUGGIST Id Fable. iblo, though it may sling some to sat around and cut Kindling ;es. He Whittled against Time 'own. The town was No Good, c. Yes, it was N. G. Why, and found that the Place was the next County. Grown like nah here. We've grown some, king any particularly Big Per Gazaboo knocked his town. er floated into the Town that at had Blossomed like Jonah's Gourd. He Heard some of the Flabbergasting and Dropped to the sit uation. "Look here, you," he remarked to the citizen who was Handing Out the Knocks. "What do you do for this town? Are you doing your part to put this Burg on the Upgrade? What's that hefty Bunch of litera ture sticking out of your Clothes?" "That's a Mail Order Catalogue from Chi cage-a town that is a town," replied the Gee Mer. "1. I thought." said the Impertinent Arriv al. "Now let me hand - ..y :.To t -a ni. -- :littti Wed of common sense. For the past ten years you have been sending your money to the Chi Cago Mail Order houses instead of spending it among your home- mer chants. What would have happened to Chi cago fifty years age It, all the First .Sqttlers s had shipped their Loose Coin to New York on catalogue inducements? Why, you'd have to use a sand dredger now to .flnd the Original dlt . or Chtoih Ne,er. t, the Burg from which I have, Just Blown in we ears ago. -We-passed Resolutions td help our own town to Spread in the map without using Opera of other folks in this town have )us Expenditures in Chicago by sut the 'Nothing Doing' sign in m's mercantile Emporiums. Look yours. What makes the Differ Gazaboo threw a few well cho makeup and went down to the i collar in place, of the Paper om Chicago at Two Bits a Box. vant your town to horne enterprises. der trial. The unwritten law, how. e ver, is likely to occupy a fairly iBiportaint part in the.oast.of this drama. -[H{artfo,rd Times. Amjid all the vulgarity of the Thaw trial, Mrs. Stanford White, really the chief victim of the trag edy, sits ill melancholy dignity at her home in Cambridge and asks only that she shall n)ot see the niewspapers. -[IIartfoird Conurant. Cause for Gratitude. The chaplain of the Colorado seaste the day Simon Guggenheim was elected United States selntor uttered thle ferIvenlt invocation: "We thank thee that we are alive this morning, that we are sober and out of' jail,-"-[ Phila, Press. Nothing but the Truth. Bun tcum -- " My phiysiciani tells me I ami woi'kiug too hard." Marks--" Phe M. D). ovidently knows his busine s" Buncumiii -"Ai,d. why * do yo Matrk8 -"I hote beeni COmnpariing 'ots with a few of' our mutual friendis and I ( ind you have worke uq prI"tiv har i. --D)etroit 'Tribu,ne. cough. it in New York City . e die every week from a consumptives might 4 had not neglected the w quickly Scot't a es you to throw off a 4 Sf S0c. AND $1.00. A_NNBTTE. Llfl LIBERTY GRADED E FRIDAY NIGHT, FI T.30 (or P ROG1 1 Music........................... 2 bong............... .. .........."We 3 "History of Our Club"........... 4 "When Teacher Gets Cross"....... 5 "Tho Star of Hope".... .......... 6 Music..................Irvin Quic 7 "People Will Talk You Know".... 8 "The Girls of Liberty"........... 9 Dialogue-"Wahigton and The C 10 Mnsio. ......... ....Crystal Dow 11 "Rook of Ages" ............... 12 "Rook of Ages"-Variations....... 13 "Mother, Home and Heaven"...... 14 "Imaginary 8tory"............... 15 "If You Want a Kiss, Why Take It 16 "i'ha Girls of Annette Club"-(Con 17 Duet......."Thoughts of Home".. 18 "Is It Anybody's Business". 19 "Alameda"................. 20" Muso...r.. .......... 21 "How Ole Mose Counted". 22 Psntomine-"Nearer My God to T1 Misses Florence Davis, Annie J ............................. 23 Music......................."Ba 24 "Josiar"...................... 25 "Two Vows"................ . 26 48pecially Jiin"................. 27 "School Girl Friendship"......... 28 "This Year-Next Year-Sometime 29 Dialogue-"Four (3l-bpated Charn Misses Annie-Bele,Brown,.Jiz 80 "Love's Dream''................. 31 When Kissing Close The Blinds" 32 "You Know You Do"....... ... 33 Half-way Doings"............. 34 "Washington and Liberty"... . 35 "Asleep at the Switch"......... 36 "The Disappointed Husband".... 37 "An Experience Meeting"........ 38 "Waiting For His Answer"...... 89 "The Nobility of Love"........ . 40 Song....................."Aixic 41 "Aunt Tabitha............. ... 42 "The Inventor's Wife"........... 43 "A Girl I Know"................ 44 Reading............ "A Pleasure ] 45 "Jokes"....................... 46 Song..............."Did You Ev 47 Musio..................."Fin POINTED PARAGRAPHS. No man ever landed a partienlari easy poeition by trying to-dodlge work 'Almost every man imagines he woul do a lot of philanthropic stunts it h *hadethe. money. Why is it that the people with'noti ing to do but sit around and visit ar ouch dreadful bores? Some people Imagine that by bein; impudent they are showing others the; are "as good as anybody." Whent a father and son are in busi ness the son can usually tell of a lot o mistakes his fatthier makes. Almost anly married man can mak, his friends smile by saying lhe is per fectly free to do as he p)leases. Whent the carb)olic acidl bottle find itself next to the cough medicIne 0i the shlelf, Death stops sharpepinig hi scy'the to lean back and be merry. Atchison Globe. "Checkmate." "Checkma te!" represents '"shah mat !' -"the shah is dead.'' 'Shalh." in fact enteredi our language long ago via Ara ble and( old F"rceh, arrivinig in th form of "cheek." "Chess" is reailb "'checks," kings, and the cry~ o "Check!I" means your king is in danger hence the v'erb, and subs)taniitiv< "cheek~l" in nil their Englisht meatnintg. "chteek,"' wvheh was originally thii counterfoil of a bIll that served t< "cheek" fraud: 'checkered,"' from thi aspect of the chessboard, iandr "ex cheuer,'' from the checkered patttern of thte tabIleil tn which the king', accounts were kept with coutiers. Al these we OWe to the I'erian, iisover eign's t ifle.--Londont Chiroicei. The Bosnian Roasting Jack. A eniriouis vairiety' or the obil lash. ionetd roast Iing .ine(k is tisedi by t hr lWeasantis of' i"osiiit anid IIe(l/rz gl when!i rolasfting sheep'l whole, as on flie (occasiont of ai wVedd(ling Cere,ltnony. O oft en sees nonr t i'liti a Iun ing stra n~'1lt 1 long hole liutvin g onte (li revoh-vingi freely ini a seekeled peg, while fit othier, o)verlhnging IteV watr, is ecip. I the liositian iroastinig Jac1k. i'Te shIeep to lbe cooked is imipaledl on the log, a fire is lit tund(erneth.li amt while the currTeit 5pin ith Iblie (lils anld thle pole mri)lly round the blg joint is COOked hi teral11y to in tunrn.-Wlde World Why She Was Pleased. Tess-Dhl)i MrI. lIoremi ever call Ont y'ou? .Jess-Yes; he called last even.. I ug. I wits fluite dleligtited whien thle girl brotughit upl his (,ard. Tess-Olt come1 no0w. Y'ou weren't. really delight ed? .Jess--Certaintly. You see, if she htadn't birouight upi htis card I might have gonte downa to him, tinkilug it wits sonme one else.-.thindelintl. nr. ~AYCLUB' GROL AUDITORIUM |B IARY 22d, 1907 -LOCK. CAMME: . . . . . ............... .... ByBan icome"........................By Ulu ....................Miss Florence Day; ............. .........Miss Meda Hut ...... ......Miss Jessie Man Parsol ktep..................Miss Meda Hur .. ..............Miss Vivian Allgoo ....................Miss Elma Olayto olt" .tisses Zoo Ella Smith and Mabel Hunte Waltz...............Miss Mabel Hute ..............Miss Annie Belle Brow ............................Miss Olar. - - ....................Miss Avie Smitl . . .--.. . .......Miss Myrtle MoWhortN ......................Miss Tee Davi posed by Miss Dobson) - - - .--- ... Bead by Miss Ethel Bogg "... Misses Clark and Jessie Mae Parson - --............Miss Jimmie Parson - -.-............. Miss.Ethel Bogs -.-......'.....................By Ban ..... .....-......... Miss Mary Gani L00 telle Brown. Ina Callabam, Mabel Hunts S-................and .immie PNrson do"..---................... Mss Clarb ........... ........ Miss Mvy Willi ................Miss Myrtle MoWhort. ..... ............Miss Ernestine Ranki ............... Miss Myrtle Freema -Never".......... Miss Zoe Ella Smit oters".-4-. unie Pabns Mily Wilhs;R and Ernestin ........- -.. ................Ranki - - - ----...-..........lh.is Bessie Parson ....................Miss Lela Garrel .......... .......Miss Bessie Parson .... ............Miss Myrtle Freema ----..........................By Clu - - ... ..........Miss Ella MoClanahn - ................... Miss Belle GrifE ....-- - - --............Miss Mary Gan ......... ....... Miss Ernestine Rank ................Miss Carrie Leo Hunt ua"...... ......... .....By Sixteen Gil .....................Mss Ina ONllaba .--....................Miss Meda Hu -.-........ -...........Miss Ins Oallahla .:eition"......... Miss Annette Dobs, ......,............. Miss Vivian Aligo r Goet Left?" .... .........By Six oil Alarm".... .... . ...... .Miss Olnr A. i. Tindall's Corn Yield, 1 SManrnin~g, Feb. 1.--From a stal mnofA..J.Tindall rnade to Pr< ..H arper to-da.v at.the far met e institute it appears that erre .Were .made in estimatjing the ca] ,'yield. His yield was I1967 pound~ 86 per c,;nt. of which was shella cOrn, ti 'maikinig 11,128.152 at pounds to t he bu:-hel. This is-100| -bushole. IProf. H1ar per is at a loss to u dlersta,d how the .yield was r -du:ced to 186 bushels. lur. Tia d,L madoh w~iitin a fraction of 2( bushls~i ini bad wo'ihler. Ca erg 'Sasj at go-dmetn of ti farer intitutetoday. C.. TO x..A.. Maris the hKidYulaeAwyBg ignat,aro of "Cut it Out" says many a doctor to his lady patients, because he doesn't know of any medi cine that will cure female troubles except the sur Sgeon's knife. That such a medicine exists, however,is proved by thousands of cures made by WINE Cures Womb I Disease it has~ saved( the lives of many weak, si:k women anti rescu.ed oth ernfo a lifetimie of chronic sick ness. It will cure you if you will only give it a chance. Try it. Sold by all druggists and deAl-. era in 81.00 bottles. "Iworei suporter for fbu.r no mden - m 01UR.1 For Coug1, Cold C Sore 0boat,Sfjft R Rheumofism and a Neuralgia At all Dealers s Price .25 50c, & .( Sent Free;~i.a Sloan's Book on g *Cettie, Hogs & r Address Dr. Eerf. r 615Alhany Sk"Besto, Li Garrisons Easle3 Whlesale and I Graia, ay, Flour. s We have just received three a fHay. We also have a full e Chops, Bran, Shorts, Oats and ' Cole Guano Distributors and C you money by buying from us. 'Phone or write ns. Your < tention. GARRISON WY2 n Easaey, Lots foi It in er We have a nice graded str m erty (the Robinson Place) and' >n Cheap, This propertp lies clos xI Cotton Mill, and it is the ch "s around Pickens. Let evesybod cation of their children come at these beautiful building lots. Money invested here will Pces is gigto be Tusi toy~ t 4 3-5 xl I 18-ac: 126 1 Money invested in this pr within twelve months. Call on ~J. 0. HDL[ PICKEr FOR. A RARE ] 204 acre wecll improved fa Pickens. Six acres river bottoi tcres upland in high state of ci About too of fime original fore! and( plenty of it. G;ood 1 0-ro< ings and two tenant houses. well worth 10,00o --our price, one-hal f cash and the balancei The Pickens No sa good time when the in our City, to fmnd out how re s;elling our merchandise and I goods now than the advertised We have still in our always s9mtr No and three piece suits ably low p;rices considering the L 1 ROTHSCHILD, roup. leck. N'yatt & Co ~, SC Wail Dealers in id All IIinds of Feet car loads of Flour and three stock of Cotton Seed Meat, corn. We sell the celebrated otton Planters. We can save rders will receive prompt asq Yours for business, 17T & COMPANY, " South Carolina Sale Cheap.. eet running through our prop Ne are now prepared to sell lots e to the Graded School and eapest property we know ot y who is interested in the ed once and get first choice bf [Double itself in Twelve months nf of the up-country. Lere lots ~acr'e lot lot acre lot ~e lot v-acre lot >perty" now will double itseIW ER & CO, SA LE. 3A RGAIN. m for sale. In five miles of n; eight in branch bottom; 75 altivatlon: 25 acres in pasture. it well ti mbefedt. Good water >mn, 2-story dwelling, The J. L.. Siegmens p 6,5oo. Titles' good. one year. Land Agency. PICKENS. S. C. CHANCE re are so many Sales going on asonable we have always been or how less you can buy our prices of our competitors. superb) stock, some very hand which we are selling at remark~ quality. ~