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You might not' like to make the change that’s required, but don’t despair. Look at the big picture, and it won’t seem so terrible. Taurus With, the fresh scent of springtime, Venus enters Taurus, bringing a sense of calm. It’ll be here for a couple months. Relax into the feeling. Gemini Postpone an outing with friends if it’s going to be too expensive. You might have enough, but it’s a good idea to be very frugal with it. Cancer Old friends would love to see you, and in the next few weeks you’re liable to meet a lot of new friends, too. Get out and mingle. Leo Conditions are still pretty lively but are calming down in some respects. Advise an overeager companion not to divulge a secret quite yet — not even to you. Virgo It’s becoming a little easier to get out of your old rut. Let friends coax you into unfamiliar territory. But don’t spend more than you can afford. Libra A very critical person is watching you like a hawk. You’ll be tested, just to see how good you are. Be confident! You’ll either pass, or this will have been great practice. Scorpio You haven’t had much time to spend with your true love lately, but that’s about to change. Meanwhile, make the most of whatever moments you have together. Sagittarius Keep yourself on a tight budget, even if that means you can’t buy the kids or your sweetheart or even your pets something they want. Waiting won’t kill them. Capricorn You might think the job is done, but your partner has other ideas. Amazingly, he or she can still find things to complain about. But you’re getting very close to perfection. Aquarius There’s often a discrepancy between theory and practice. You’re likely to encounter a gap that needs to be bridged. Take care. Pisces You’ve been rather nervous lately, but for the next few weeks, you’ll worry less and have more time to 'play, beginning now. Start practicing. CALENDAR TODAY Convey CD Release with Pisshand, Drop Comics, Conjure: 9 p.m. New Brooldand Tavern, 122 State St. $5 over 21, $7 under. Alex Petrounov and Taylor Davis with Brad Passons: 9 p.m. Jammin’Java, 1530 Main St. A pay-what-you-want show. Closer CD Release show with Dave Britt: 9 p.m. Headliners, 700 Gervais St. “The Sea Inside": 7,9:20 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. “Spaceballs”: 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. SATURDAY Billy’s Wedding After Party with Automag, Danielle Howie, Josh Roberts, Matt Goudelock and special guests: 8:30 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $5 over 21, $7 under. Matthew Kahler with Marc Shipley: 9 p.m. Jammin’ Java. A pay-what-you-want show. Chevelle with Dark New Day, Deep Field: 8 p.m. Headliners. SOLD OUT. Fastest Steed On Earth with Manniquinn and Cypress Knees: Art Bar, 1211 Park St. “The Sea Inside”: 3, 7, 9:20 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “Spaceballs”: 8 p.m. Russell Dark New Day .J ' with Chevelle, Deep Field. 8 p.m. Saturday. Headliners. 700 Gervais St. SOLD OUT. House Theater. SUNDAY High School Battle Royale with Silence Not Broken, Transit Vista, Kill Kennedy, For a Good Cause: 3 p.m. New ft Brookland Tavern. $5 with a canned good. /'II ages. PITCH BLACK with DJ Patapanik: Art Bar. “The Sea Inside”: 3, 7, 9:20 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “Spaceballs”: 3 p.m. Russell House Theater. $