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CROSSWORD AUHUoS 1 Snap up 5 Chess field 10 Surrounded by 14 Latest fad 15 Yardstick 16 Thoroughly cooked 17 Equally divided 18 Perplexed 19 One of a pair 20 Belief 22 London lawyer 24 Semitic fertility goddess 26 Neither’s partner 27 Wobble 30 Physicist Curie 34 Behave maternally 37 Post-shower drying 39 Blood classification sys. 40 Scrutinize 42 _-Magnon 43 Spoilsport 46 Symbol of MacDonald’s A Q TqI/q noro of 50 Rouse to action 52 Recede 54 By the lowest estimation 58 System of signs? 63 Terra 64 Aga _ III 65 Keep clear of 67 Drop on a cheek 68 Tiny quantity 69 Unexpected boon 70 Before 71 Yuletide carol 72 Mournful poem 73 Do a fall chore DOWN 1 Ms. Garbo 2 Great reviews 3 Talent broker 4 Lower in position 5 Half a bikini 6 Beginning 7 As well 8 Highland dance © 2005 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 04/08/05 All rights reserved. 9 Sink fixture 10 Fleet commander 11 Ring around a castle 12 Sondheim’s “_ the Woods” 13 Bambi and Rudolph 21 Family chart 23_as you are 25 Concise 28 Study by Chopin 29 Switch 31 Rolling in dough 32 Memo phrase 33 Teamwork obstacles 34 Blob 35 Reed instrument 36 Rushed 38 Marshal Earp 41 Bar check 44 Everlasting 45 Rails rider 47 Stir up 48 Maker Solutions - -■ . 51 Adage 53 Hold responsible 55 Sports center 56 Pancake order 57 __ Mile Island 58 Related (to) 59 Skedaddle! 60 London gallery 61 Track configuration 62 Missing 66 Word after school or sick HOROSCOPES Aries Travel conditions are better now, and stay good through tomorrow. Be watching for ways to increase your income. They’re out there. Taurus You might feel like you’re being squashed under a heavy load. Stay calm, and know the others appreciate what you’re doing for them. Gemini You’re drawn to join a congenial group of fun-loving activists. If you’re worried because you don’t know them yet, ask a friend to go along. Cancer It’s like you’re taking your oral exam for your doctoral dissertation. Stand up straight and speak decisively, and you’ll do very well. Leo It might feel as though you’re being drawn outside of your old self. You’re learning, expanding, and becoming more spiritual and wise. Seek, and ye shall find. Virgo You’re good at sorting and filing, and remembering where things go. And, during the next couple days, you can find the funding you seek. Start with calls to old friends. Libra A very interesting, passionate person would like to be your coach. Are you willing to learn something you thought was beyond your capabilities? Just say “yes.” Scorpio The only way to calm your anxiety now is to force yourself to super-human achievements. Don’t worry — the money will follow. Sagittarius You could be so full of love today and tomorrow, you’re about to burst. What, did you get a new litter of puppies or something? Enjoy yourself. Capricorn There’s so much going on at home, it’s hard to keep it all straight. Actually, it might be impossible. Lead, follow and-or get out of the way. • Aquarius You’re so immersed in your studies now, you might be oblivious to everything else that’s going on. Best to stay in a safe place. Pisces Ask for the raise, promotion or contract that’s more to your benefit. The odds are good you’ll get it now, even if you’ve been turned down before. CALENDAR TODAY i JAM ROOM SHOWCASE WITH MIKENPIKE, BAUMER, MADISON FAIR, DOGWOOD SAINT: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $5 over 21, $7 under. JERRY HARMON: 9 p.m. Jammin’ Java, 1530 Main St. A pay-what-you-want show. SLANT 4 WITH INFINITE: 9 p.m. Headliners, 700 Gervais St. $5 “A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT”: 7, 9:25 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. GOT FILM? USC STUDENT FILM FESTIVAL: 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. SATURDAY SECRET LIVED OF FREEMASONS CD RELEASE PARTY WITH SHE WALKS IN BEAUTY, THE LETTERS ORGANIZE: 5 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $8 advance. All ages. CLAYTON RAVINE WITH EXIT 101, DIVIDED WE FALL: 10 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $5 over 21, $7 under. JUSTIN BECKLER WITH ADAM KIRALY: 9 p.m. Jammin’ Java. A pay-what-you-want show. THIRST1ES CD RELEASE WITH HUNGRY MODELS AND VINYL ARE MY PANTS: Art Bar, 1211 Park St. .08 WITH MOURNING AFTER: 9 p.m. Headliners. $5. “A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT”: 3, 7, 9:25 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. A Very Long Engagement’ GOT FILM? USC STUDENT FILM FESTIVAL: 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. SUNDAY NBT HIGH SCHOOL BATTLE ROYALE WITH THE SAFE AND SOUND, FIVE WEEKS LATER, THE MALADROIT MAFIA, THE HAM AND CHEESE EXPERIENCE: 3 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $5 with a canned good. All ages. THE JONES WITH BACKWOOD BOYS: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $6. “A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT': 3, 7, 9:23 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “Sideways”: 3 p.m. Russell House Theater.