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CROSSWORD
ACROSS
1 Restaurant
greeter
8 Diplomatic
envoy
15 Improve
16 Prime cut
17 Canted sheds
18 Away from land
19 Beaver project
20 Clever trick
22 Increases
gradually
23 In a melodious
manner
26 Like earlier LPs
29 Repentant
30 Wise man
34 Foolishly
imitative
36 Zaps in a
microwave
38 Moray_
39 Sweet, undiluted
juice
41 Holy
43 Wrath
44 Leavening agent
48 Stability
49 Senior citizens’
grp.
51 Conclusive
evidence
53 Woodlands
ruminant
54 Down Under
57 Grave robber
60 Work on text
61 Verve
64 Oven-cooked
67 Slant
69 Fiery hot spot
70 Level of
command
71 Note or letter
72 Wallflower’s
affliction
DOWN
1 Restrained
2 SSS
classification
3 False front
4 Summer color
5 Doorway
6 Removes by
scrubbing
7 Congressional
sitting
8 Mooncalf
9 Draw
10 Use a dragnet
11 Forever
12 Wheedle
13 Add employees
14 Terminates
21 Buff color
23 _and found
24 Flood haven
25 Soap ingredients
26 Craze
27 Word with soap
or horse
28 More pleasant
31 Eaglet’s abode
32 Gaggle
members
33 Mormon leader
35 Dry feed
37 Maple drippings
40 Workout figs.
42 Closing
measure
45 Fine work
46 Tender
47 Fawning
sycophants
50 Temporary stops
52 Draw back
55 To the extreme
56 Irritating
57 Joyless
58 Sharpen
59 Blockheads
61 Stack
62 Son of Seth
63 Writing tools
65 H.S. subj.
66 Rabbit mama
68 Novelist
Deighton
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Solutions
HOROSCOPES
.
Aries You’re smart and strong
and very cute, but you still can’t
bi-locate. Don’t try to cram too
much into the day. You’ll wear
yourself out.
Taurus It’s not a good day to
gamble or take risks of any kind.
Focus instead on your
paperwork. There’s plenty of
that to be done.
Gemini There are still a few raw
nerves on edge, but they’ll calm
down as the day continues. If
the matter hasn’t been resolved
by tomorrow, don’t worry
about it. They’ll soon forget all
about it.
Cancer You can retain most of
what you learn, in detail, now.
Take on a complicated subject
just for the fun of it.
Leo The more you learn, the
more you realize you don’t know
a thing. That’s not a reason for
concern. Your life’s getting more
complex.
Virgo Unpleasantness at home
could put you into a foul mood.
Don’t turn a molehill into a
mountain by making a big deal
of it. Forget about it.
Libra Everything you read in
books won’t work. Be prepared
to think on your feet when
necessary. Imagination is
required.
Scorpio Postpone a shopping
trip. If you wait, you’ll have less
tendency to spend on things you
don’t even want or need just
because they’re on sale.
Sagittarius Life should be
rolling along nicely, but it’s not
a good time to take risks. Keep
your arms inside the windows
and your attitude optimistic.
Capricorn Bad news is good
news, in a way. Finding out one
more thing that won’t work
narrows it down. Now all you
have to do is test everything
else.
Aquarius You’re very involved in
making sure other people have
what they need. Don’t give away
more than you can afford,
however. First, take care of your
own.
Pisces Discuss with your partner
what you’ll do with all the
money. Don’t do that while
you’re on the job, however.
Minimize distractions.
CALENDAR
Evergreen Terrace
With Casey Jones, She Walks in Beauty, Holden Caulfield:
4 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. 122 State St. $10. All ages.
$7.
“Postmen in the Mountains”: 7, 9
p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre,
937 Main St.
“The Passion of the Christ”: 8
p.m. Russell House Theater.
SATURDAY
Evergreen Terrace with Casey
Jones, She Walks in Beauty,
Holden Caulfield: 4 p.m. New
Brookland Tavern. $10
advance. All ages.
Hype Night with Gram 21, Billy
Pilgrim, Twindividuals, The
Eyes of the Elders: 9:30 p.m.
New Brookland Tavern. $5.
Jeff Lucero of Name Dropper
with Berg: 9 p.m. Jammin’
Java. A pay-what-you-want
show.
“Jesus Christ Superstar": 9
p.m. Headliners. $7.
Confederate Fagg Reunion: Art
Bar, 1211 Park St.
“Postmen in the Mountains”: 3,
7, 9 p.m. Nickelodeon
Theatre.
“The Passion of the Christ”: 8
p.m. Russell House Theater.
SUNDAY
TODAY
Jam Room Showcase with The
Jones (formerly Smokey
Jazzbah), Roni Zagoria and the
Whole Lotta Man Band, Fastest
Steed on Earth, Xilcoy: 9 p.m.
New Brooklana Tavern, 122
State St. $5 over 21, $7 under.
Scott Ivey with Adam Whiting: 9
p.m. Jammin’ Java, 1530
Main St. A pay-what-you
want show.
“Jesus Christ Superstar”: 9 p.m.
Headliners, 700 (Jervais St.
Viva Voce with Damn. The Sun,
Kings of Mexico: 8 p.m. New
Brookland Tavern. $6.
“Postmen in the Mountains”: 3,
7, 9 p.m. Nickelodeon
Theatre.
“The Passion of the Christ”: 3
p.m. Russell House Theater.