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CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 Lion’s plaints 6 Sharp rebuke 10 Landed 14 Nocturnal raptor to-be 15 Collection of rules 16 Drawstring 17 Pace 18 Concludes 19 Naturalist John 20 Making certain 22 Roses’ protection 24 Happy song 25 Adolescent 26 Mortarboard attachment 29 Pooped 30 Like Wrigley Field’s walls 31 Domesticated 32 Bonkers 35 Why not? 36 Made do 3/ lypeotsKirt 38 Before, before 39 Walking aids 40 Mineral cathartics 41 Filleted 42 Tangy 43 Declares 46 North Carolina university 47 Capture back 48 Lets off the hook 52 Venetian blind piece 53 Do it or_! 55 Post-crucifixion depiction 56 Overlook 57 At no time, in poems 58 Boredom 59 _a one (none) 60 Powerful blow 61 Made over DOWN 1 Memorization method 2 ‘The Virginian” writer Wister 3 Supplicant’s request 4 Turns away 10 j 11 12 113 ■~== 4^ 4^ 4^ 47 52 56 59 © 2005 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 02/02/05 All rights reserved. 5 Famous 6 Allure of perfume 7 Type of jump 8 Annex 9 Harassed 10 Nut that gets slivered 11 Classic Preminger film 12 Cake topper 13 To the point 21 Sick 23 Take note of 25 Multiplication word 26 Flooring piece 27 Declare 28 Web location 29 Used the VCR 31 Shadings 32 Temperate 33 Opposed to 34 Part of CD 36 Military snack bars 37 Being in the principal position 39 Irish city Solutions v[n 9. _V_ _±_ _3_ _d_ J_ S ;.#3 _a 3_ sin _3__l_ A__l_ _S S V ± 3|9|v|N|3|3[lMin| Mil S__N__d_ H Tll£ji 1 HnSN3 a i n ~W1B s a n~3|o dyn i 3 0V TMT 0 0 oil 3 1 M O 11 i n 1 v B d | v p |~sWsToTvtotu 40 Dipper 41 Actor Warren 42 Capp and Capone 43 Fiery felony 44 Diamond of “Night Court” 45 Step 46 TV movie critic 48 On a cruise 49 Sell 50 Needle case 51 Uttered 54 Hoad of tennis •% HOROSCOPES ARIES Your newfound status is leading you to meet new friends as well. Select the ones to trust from the standards you learned as a child at home. TAURUS Continue to solicit advice from a person who’s already got whatever it is you’re trying to achieve, acquire or become. It’s time well spent. GEMINI Keep working overtime to get the extra cash. By this weekend you’ll have time and money for a jaunt. CANCER You’re good at saving money, but you might be going about it the hard way. Get expert advice. LEO A very imaginative person has everything figured out. Don’t go along with the program if it won’t be good for you. VIRGO You’ve learned a great deal from books and at school, but the real test comes when you try these new skills out on the public. Don’t worry — you’ll do fine. LIBRA Some people have to work harder to make more money. The opposite is true for you. You’ll make more when the job’s fun and easy. SCORPIO You have amazing abilities to see the big picture now. Do that, and don’t get stuck with a minor problem. SAGITTARIUS Your curiosity has been aroused, or it will be very soon. You’re about to launch another quest, and this one will be fun. CAPRICORN The coming few weeks could be quite profitable for you without much extra work. Another’s generosity and your good past deeds are the cause of this windfall. AQUARIUS Accept a challenge that’s similar to one you’ve done before. Your experience will give you the edge in capturing an illusive profit. PISCES You’ve got the imagination, somebody else has the experience. Matched with another, who has the energy, you cannot be stopped. CALENDAR TODAY Guitar Show, Original Booty Burglars, Israel’s Son: 7 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $7. All ages. “Tarnation": 3, 7, 9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. “Groundhog Day”: 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. THURSDAY Kilcoy, The Talk, The Sammies, Counterfeit: 8 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $5 over 21, $7 under. Sterling Y with WEST and Nathan Scott Phillips & Kevin DeShields of Estel: time TBA. Jammin’ Java, 1530 Main St. $5 suggested donation. “Big Enough” with touring filmmaker Jan Krawitz: 7 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “Groundhog Day”: 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. ■ SIMPSONS Continued from page 11 satire.” Ned stands front and center in Sunday’s edition of “The Simpsons” when, in an unlikely collaboration with Homer, he co-produces the Supet Bowl halftime show as (what else?) a biblical pageant. Homer portrays Noah. The stadium is flooded from a Duffs Beer blimp. Ned preaches the Word. Take that, Janet Jackson. (The episode follows Fox’s real-life Super Bowl telecast, except in the Pacific time zone, where it airs at 7 p.m.) Ned answers the call of show biz after seeing a sex-aid commercial foi seniors and declaring, “There’s nothing but filth on TV.” He seizes his Guitar Show With Original Booty Burglars and Israel s Son, 7 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, $7 camcorder and films a backyard biblical drama: a bloody re-creation of the story of Cain and Abel, with his two young sons in the starring roles. Homer’s wife, Marge, is troubled by Ned’s “Passion of the Christ”-inspired antics. “There’s more to the Bible than blood and gore,” she says. But Ned (voiced by Harry Shearer) sneers in response, “I guess you’d rather see a film about a liberal European wizard school. Or the latest sexcapade of Miss Ashley Judd.” Ned’s cinematic crusade fizzles when money man Mr. Burns withdraws his backing. But a panic stricken Homer - who was hired to create the Super Bowl show, then can’t think of anything to do - desperately needs Ned to help him. “Maybe,” says Ned, thrilled to get this globe-spanning pulpit, “God brought us together for a reason.” Whatever the reason, Ned has been a holier-than-thou thorn in Homer’s side since the very first episode of “The Simpsons” in 1989. Homer still feels bedeviled by Ned’s goody-two-shoes style, his glossy cheer, his habit of injecting “diddly” into things he says, like his chipper greeting, “Hi-diddly-do!” Mighty easy to see why Homer would say, “I don’t care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world - he’s a jerk!” This can only be a temporary setback. These days, Ned represents the nation’s ruling point of view. And what of citizens who beg to differ with it? Thank heaven “The Simpsons,” at least, still guarantees them a laugh. Quigmans ♦ By Buddy Hickerson ---- ' you WANNA GO &ET SOMF -. COFFEE ? v___y\ 3 3 I'M COOL. 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