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Although there’s plenty now, this might have to last you a while. SAGITTARIUS You might get the chance to be the voice of objectivity. A couple people you know are having trouble finding a compromise. Lend your wisdom to those who need it. CAPRICORN Keep looking for bargains in all the likely places, including sales at the better stores and catalogs, and even in your own closets. It’s not cheating to mend something old. AQUARIUS Somebody else might be able to get through where you’ve been turned aside. This doesn’t need to be a problem. Delegate, and then get on to other things. PISCES Concentrate on providing the very best service you can, and do it proudly. You’re developing a reputation that’s worth more than its weight in gold. CALENDAR TODAY Dave Barnes with Pete Schmidt: 8 p.m. Jammin’ Java, 1530 Main St. $5. “Goodbye Dragon Inn”: 7, 9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. “The Usual Suspects”: 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. THURSDAY Eighteen Visions, Emery, Remembering Never, Burns Out Bright, and Misery Signals: 6 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $10 advance. All ages. “Goodbye Dragon Inn”: 7, 9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “The Usual Suspects”: 8 p.m. Russell House Theater. Drew Holcomb J Walls of I Jericho With Bury Your Dead, Full Blown Chaos, and Premonitions of War. Today, 6 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $10 advance. All ages.