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The Quigmans BY BUDDY HICKERSON I “Hey, Herbie ... I think I stepped ifi something.” MXMBQW sr MIKE MAYDAK ILVPAY’9 \&YM fuertne 101. t Trnr^rf _ NeXT, BOB AX L * THB tee, &HB I MeLPf UL ACVlCe^ jTHpSI PUT youp BUTT IN THE tr~\ *»> LUCE THIS .A THICOLY, UPT AH I UHGOPLY AMOUNT f OP WEIGHT.' | e—as—ncaM LASTLY, SO I H FOP THB tCtLL. f Me you eve&H HSAPO OF THE 1 . ceeMAsree i MUSCLE? ^/\ Captain ribMan i" SteWarts & All _by Sprengelmeyer & Davis / CAPTAIN \ / RIBMAN. > / WHV IS MARTHA \ STEWART , GOING TO / BELIEVING THEY , WOULD BE HAPPIER )IF THEY COOKED, CLEANED AND LOOKED A LOT BETTER THAN THEY HAD TIME FOR. MV MOM STOPPED PLATING WITH ME AFTER SHE STARTED READING MARTHA STEWARTS MAGAZINE. SHE WAS TOO SJBUST FOR ME.. f 62004 CAPTAIN RIBMAN •COM REMEMBER. THE KEY TO IMPROVING PEOPLE'S LIVES IS TO GET THEM TO DO LESS, NOT MORE. NOW. GO GET MB ANOTHER SEER IN A CHILLED MUG. AND DON'T FORGET TUB DOILY' m R Ml* <mrm nTmaim} pWflY %MA$M (^WKiDftiee «W«) W\‘KMr mtem late mm wrw. 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The more you dig, the more you realize that you know practically nothing at all. This is actually good. TAURUS You're usually quite polite, to the point of not saying anything if you can’t say something nice. That's good, but it's not always necessary. Make sure that the money comes in. GEMINI You're the person most apt to put everybody's thoughts into words. They want you to do it, so find out what it is that they want you to express. CANCER If you scurry around and do all the things that should have been done by now, you’ll make a positive impression on someone who could bite off your head — I figuratively. LEO You can sell snow to Eskimos when you're on a roll. Overcome all objections, with a little help from your friends. VIRGO It's OK to ask for the money. Somebody has to do it. If you keep your sense of humor, it doesn't have to be hard. You can get results while staying pleasant — ' that’s how good you are. LIBRA As the others clash and melt down, watch and wait for the perfect moment. You'11 see the way to compromise long before they do. Then, speak up. SCORPIO Although you're cute, it still may be hard to get your meaning across. Show what you mean instead of saying it. A picture's worth a thousand words. SAGITTARIUS You could probably spend all day on the phone or locked in intense conversation. You sure are good at networking, but don't forget to do the paperwork. CAPRICORN Keep pushing, and you'll get the mess cleaned up before the next one comes along. If some people aren’t pulling their weight, it's OK to prod them a bit. AQUARIUS Things are getting stirred up, and you're in the midst of it all. You're actually bringing security to those who are more confused than you are. Keep it up. PISCES Overcome your resistance, and get what you really need for your home. You don't need to think about it any longer. Make the improvement. CALENDAR Friday “THE GIRL FROM PARIS”: 7 and 9:15 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. THE FORTY-FIVES WITH THE BOSS MARTIANS, THE DEVILTONES, THE SCRUBBIES: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $6. LIVINGROOM LEGENDS WITH THE CHINCH PROJECT: 9 p.m. Jammin’ Java, 1530 Main St. “JEFFERY”: 8 p.m. Trustus Theatre, 520 Lady St. $17.50 THE INDEPENDENTS WITH BURNS OUT BRIGHT: Uncle Doctors, 1734 Mobile Drive. MOON: Sundance Bar and Grill, 902-B Gervais St. Saturday WORLD NIGHT 2004:7 p.m. Russell House Ballroom. $3 with student ID, $5 without ID. “THE GIRL FROM PARIS”: 7 and 9:15 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. THE MOVEMENT WITH MIKENPIKE: 10 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, $5 21+, $ under. CHIP HOUSTON WITH MAH TERRELL: 9 p.m. Jam|nin’ Java. I “JEFFERY": 8 p.m. Trustus Theatre, $17.50. CALUS WITH DISVISIONED, SOBER, ST. DIABLO, LIFTKIT: Uncle Doctors. CHRIS MCCARTY BAND: Sundance Bar and Grill. Sunday “THE GIRL FROM PARIS*: 7 and 9:15 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. STRETCH ARM STRONG: SCOTTS LAST SHOW WITH BURNS OUT BRIGHT, GLASSEATER, ENABLE KAIN, SHE WALKS IN BEAUTY, MAN AT ARMS: 5 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, $10 21. ————————— I «l BIWJ" Friday and Saturday, 11 ’ p.m. Russell House I Theater.