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R /24/03 Alt rights reserved. Solutions S1 3 I d 1010 AININ101S l/\l 13 19 I H V 1 VM3 Id I H SMS 1 V 3 i h 3 vlw v a yii 1.0 y s 0 J. jL £ 1. 1. 1 u 8 ■■h s i b i ■■3 ~i h ¥pBBB A b imtV NJW n 3 VB|l V 9 g 3 >1 O ijsBBS 1 V H N V 1 V fe In o 9~T i ¥ vlliji too! N I iMy 3 1 HJS VpBBT X S m/m±d_a_lbb13 n 3Tppi _3 JL o ¥■■■£ 3. N _V 2X JL S. _3._y.J_ H M_J_lAI__oTil£_l_H_O.V_ A V 9 ■ 3~ a I y dWlI 9 H V__l 3181 vn 1 o|x 1 d Ins 1 v 11 \yy HOROSCOPES * ARIES Your fame is expanding, your friends are increasing, and you’re getting wiser, too. Don’t forget the important details, and be sure to watch where you’re going. TAURUS A startling development brings new status and respect. It’s a surprise to others, but you planned it all along. You don’t have to tell them that. GEMINI Several changes need to be made, and they’ll become obvious. You’ve put some of them off for way too long. You’ll be happier once they’re completed. CANCER Your creative energies should be flowing. Not everything will go exactly as planned, however, including the costs. LEO They say the most powerful force in the universe is love. You should soon be able to prove that for yourself and your sweetheart. VIRGO The beautiful dream you envision is probably on the other side of a terrible mess that’s had you feeling apprehensive. You can’t get over there by yourself. Get help. LIBRA This time the trouble comes in the beginning, as you learn. Once you get this puzzle figured out, you’ll be amazed at your success. It’s not an easy job, but it’s not impossible. SCORPIO Take a moment or two, or three, or maybe the entire day, to figure out exactly what you have, and where you’ll go from here. SAGITTARIUS You’re so powerful today, you may not know your own strength. Somebody who’s been trying to keep you locked up in a cage doesn’t have a chance. CAPRICORN You may feel an urge to shut down and hide out. This is perfectly natural. Schedule accordingly. AQUARIUS You should be having a wonderful time, no matter where you find yourself. The company couldn’t be better, and you always do well when you’re with a good team. PISCES Something you’ve been^ hoping for finally comes true, in a way that you didn’t expect. If you’re after truth and justice, your wish comes true at just the right time. CALENDAR Monday, Nov. 24 ACE AND MALLORY OF “THE REAL WORLD PARIS”: 8 p.m. Russell House Ballroom. “SWIMMING POOL”: 7 and 9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. Tuesday, Nov. 25 “SWIMMING POOL”: 7 and 9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. PINK LEMONADE (FORMERLY A SINGLE STEP) WITH GUITAR SHOW: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $5 for 21 and up, $7 under 21. Wednesday, Nov. 26 PROGRESSIVE COFFEE HOUR: 6 p.m. Jammin’ Java, 1530 Main St. No cover. “SWIMMING POOL”: 7 and 9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. THE JAM ROOM ACOUSTIC SHOWDOWN ROUND 3: 8 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $2. Thursday, Nov. 27 TURKEY DAY Friday, Nov. 28 “I CAPTURE THE CASTLE": 7 and 9:15 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “THE NUTCRACKER,” PRESENTED BY THE CAROLINA BALLET: 7 p.m. The Township, 914 Pulaski St. $15.50-$12.50 general admission, $10.50 students, children under 6 free (limit 2 per adult). NONSTOP HIP-HOP LIVE, MAIN EVENT: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $2. Saturday, Nov. 29 “I CAPTURE THE CASTLE”: 3,7 and 9:15 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “THE NUTCRACKER," PRESENTED BY THE CAROLINA BALLET: 8 p.m. The Township. $15.50-$12.50 general admission, $10.50 students, children under 6 free (limit 2 per adult). | EXIT 101 WITH PETRILLO RELENTS AND THE VURGE: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $7 21 and up, $5 under 21. SKA SPECTACULAR WITH RUDY, MURPHY’S KIDS, THE TAJ MOTEL TRIO AND CHASING AUGUST: Uncle Doctor’s, 1734 Mobile Drive. I Sunday, Nov. 30 “THE NUTCRACKER," PRESENTED BY THE CAROLINA BALLET: 3 p.m. The Township. $12.50 general admission, $10.50 students, children under 6 free (limit 2 children per adult). “I CAPTURE THE CASTLE": 3,7 and 9:15 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. ANNA OXYGEN: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $6. f Hey Mercedes with Jamison Parker, Jet By Day and David Adedokun. Monday at 7 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $8.